On the self-cultivation of a foodie

After returning home, Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa like a salted fish.

Soon, a small furry head poked out from his chest pocket, and the next moment, the hamster spirit deftly broke free from the pocket, turned over and was about to jump down from his chest onto the sofa , but he snatched it back with one hand.

Jiang Haiyan ignored the struggle of the hamster essence, and put the hamster essence on his heart with a smile: "Look how much I like you, I put you on my heart~"

The hamster spirit kicked the two short legs in vain, and finally gave up struggling with a look of hopelessness.

Jiang Haiyan stroked the hair of the hamster spirit, and said, "Little poor, your spiritual power has almost recovered, right? But after doing this today, have you returned to before liberation again?"

He immediately felt the warm and soft body under his hand slightly stiffen, so he raised his eyebrows: "I'm curious, how did I know?"

The hamster spirit stared at Heidou's small eyes and looked at him quietly.

"...Actually, I didn't know it at first, but now I know it."

Jiang Haiyan scratched the hamster spirit's head: "I just guessed."

The hamster spirit's little black bean eyes once again showed the emotion of lovelessness.

"Actually, your original form is much cuter than your human form, really," Jiang Haiyan looked at the hamster's listless look, and tried to comfort him, "Whether it's your furry body, or your small eyes, or your pink nose , or the short tail... they are all so cute, so cute that I want to eat you in my stomach."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Excuseme?Is this a boast?

"The taste is also fragrant, and it smells delicious."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan groaned and swallowed.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Help, there are perverts here.

After teasing her little hamster, Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa and checked Weibo. Because the Super Invincible Big Eater uses live broadcast for each round, even though it was not long before the end of the first round of the preliminary round, But his Weibo has gained a lot of followers.

In the comment section of his latest Weibo, a large wave of unfamiliar faces appeared again, some onlookers, some confessing, some passing by, some making soy sauce, and of course there were those who came to slap and were slapped in the face——

Those people who said that my foodie god would never make it to the next round came out, and quickly put their faces out for me to slap!

Hehe, what about those people who clamored that my male god's entry into the preliminary round was purely luck?I asked if your face hurts?

What about those people who bet on eating keyboards live?Have you bought your keyboard yet?

Heihei, hurry up and get out, if you don't get out, the entire Taobao keyboard will be contracted by you!

……

Of course, in addition to this, there are still some discordant voices, such as——

It's just the preliminary round, your master didn't win the championship, why are you so blind?

The element of luck in this game is too big, right?I'm also drunk, who wouldn't be able to see that I got here purely by shit luck, I just smiled at those who said they were slapped in the face, open your eyes wide to see if your male god is relying on strength or luck?

I was also drunk to say that I was slapped in the face before the finals. You guys set the rules for the big stomach king competition?Or is it that the champion has already been determined?That so-and-so doesn't even know if he's going to make it to the finals, so you guys are here to flirt, whose fans don't see you as a joke?

……

Soon, Jiang Haiyan's Weibo became a mess again. It was a bloodbath, and I couldn't bear to look directly at it.

At the beginning, Jiang Haiyan's fans tried to refute the gangsters with the fact that the two judges were optimistic about him: Even Shen Heqing and Hao Meishi are optimistic about our male god, who are you, you dare to look down on our male god?

The black people laughed it off: This must be the effect of the show, your male god did not know what method he used to sneak into the preliminary round, he must have gone through the back door, and the judges probably negotiated in advance what they liked!Otherwise it is hype!Your male god just wants to be popular, just hype!

So-and-so, and so-and-so, Jiang Haiyan ate melon seeds while watching, feeling like he was watching an annual drama.

The hamster spirit lying on his chest silently looked at the phone screen, and after a while, he couldn't help but ask, "Why did they pinch you like this?" What are these people planning?To pinch a person who is likely to be innocent without the slightest evidence, is it just a momentary psychological pleasure for them?

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, and after a while, he said with a serious face: "They may be jealous of me, after all, I'm so handsome."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Shen Heqing really can't understand why Jiang Haiyan is so attractive to people. He is also an Internet celebrity with over a million fans. Although he also has some black fans, he is definitely not as exaggerated as Jiang Haiyan. ... How much hatred is this?However, when he recalled the relationship between himself and Jiang Haiyan during this period of time, and thought about how cheap this guy was, he seemed to understand a little bit.

"Hey, why do I have to be so handsome? People all over the world are jealous of me," Jiang Haiyan said in a very melancholy tone, "Actually, I'm just a little bit more handsome than Daniel Wu." He gestured while talking All of a sudden, the distance between the palms of the two palms changed from one centimeter to too far apart.

Shen Heqing silently watched his exaggerated movements and expressions, and wisely decided to keep silent... At this time, silence is enough.

Jiang Haiyan then checked Weibo again, only to find that there was no news on Weibo except for the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, there was not even a single piece of news about today's match, not even gossip and gossip. It made him a little unbelievable.

But maybe the Alliance of Cultivators also has a "relevant department" on the Internet that handles related matters?

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, and suddenly felt that the Alliance of Cultivators was playing a big game of chess. When he was lost in thought, a little hamster that was lying on his chest suddenly stretched out its small paw and scratched him. Coincidentally, it happened to be the little bump on his chest.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and after a while: "...Smelly rascal!"

At this moment, Shen Heqing was extremely grateful that the hair on his face was long enough to cover the blush on his cheeks... Wait, what is there to be grateful for in such a thing?It's all a misunderstanding!

The hamster spirit was dazed for a few seconds before opening his mouth slightly stiffly: "I, didn't mean to..."

"It's not like this on purpose, then if you did it on purpose, would I have to hug my chest and scream?" Jiang Haiyan snorted.

The hamster spirit froze for a moment, then broke the jar and said, "I just want to ask you, the literary test for the alliance's proficiency license exam is coming soon, how is your review going?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

After a while, he said quietly: "You might as well play a hooligan on me..."

He almost forgot about it.

After another moment, Jiang Haiyan silently held the theoretical book as thick as a brick and gnawed bitterly. In order to vent his anger, he grabbed back the hamster that was trying to escape from his chest again and again, and held it in the palm of his hand. Knead wantonly.

A certain hamster is round and fat, and it feels so good when kneading it, much better than any anger ball.

Looking at the hamster in his hand kicking his short legs helplessly, Jiang Haiyan's mood was immediately healed.

Especially when Jiang Haiyan was hungry, he would silently put the hamster essence on his growling stomach, look at the hamster essence with his kind eyes that glowed green with hunger, and then looked at the hamster essence The little girl who is slightly stiff because of instinctive fear is quite happy.

Because a certain hamster is living in fear of being eaten all the time, his life is trembling, and even his originally shiny and shiny fur is a little wilted.

But also because of this, whenever Jiang Haiyan was hungry and wanted to eat a big meal, so when Shen Heqing used his spiritual power to transform him back into a human form, Shen Heqing would silently cook various dishes for Jiang Haiyan in different ways. The insatiable glutton was fed to his heart's content.

In general, Jiang Haiyan is still very satisfied with her "Wen Neng can be cute as a pet, Wu Neng can cook as a chef" hamster spirit, a must-have pet and cook for home and travel, and the five-star praise does not explain it!

The ghost hitting the wall incident was dealt with quietly. Although Jiang Haiyan only saw one staff member from the beginning to the end, he had glimpsed the tip of the iceberg of the legendary Alliance of Cultivators.

After all, such a big matter was handled quietly, without even causing any big disturbances. It can be seen that the legendary Cultivator Alliance also has some means.

In the blink of an eye, the second round of the Super Invincible Big Eater Preliminary Competition is here. There are only 24 contestants left in the second round. These 24 contestants will be divided into four groups, still six people in each group, still six people Three out of three, the three with the best results can enter the third round of the preliminary round, which is the last round of the preliminary round.

The super invincible big stomach king competition has been going on until now, and the competition has become more and more fierce. Those who have no strength among the Internet celebrity big stomach kings invited by the organizer have been eliminated. Stomach King or Commoner Big Stomach King undoubtedly has some strength, not to mention the top eight in the last competition, almost all of the top eight were ruthless characters who entered the finals, but this time Jiang Haiyan's luck is really not very good , he was drawn into the first group, and there were three top eight players in the first group, which can be called the "death group".

As soon as the result of the lottery came out, some people were happy and some were worried. Jiang Haiyan's fans were naturally worried about their male god. They met so many strong opponents in the second round of the preliminary round, but there were only three places for promotion, and Jiang Haiyan Hei Hei is naturally all kinds of gloating, taunting him that his luck has finally come to an end, and he has exhausted all his good luck and finally kicked the iron plate...Of course, apart from Jiang Haiyan's fans, fans of other players in the first group It is also a few joys and a few sorrows.

But for Jiang Haiyan, these naturally have no effect on him, no matter who the opponent is, no matter whether the opponent is strong or weak, the cynicism of black and black people, all kinds of fights and fights under Weibo, all these have great impact on As far as he is concerned, it is just a pastime for casually looking at melon seeds while eating melon seeds.

The day of the official game.

Because it was the first group, Jiang Haiyan's competition was in the morning, so he got up early in the morning, and rushed to the competition venue without even having breakfast.

This is the second round of the Super Invincible Big Eater Preliminary Competition. All kinds of publicity and increasingly fierce competition have greatly increased the attention of this competition. When he was still some distance away from the competition venue, he I saw a lot of onlookers, and more and more, they gradually surrounded the competition field.

Jiang Haiyan's appearance is quite conspicuous. From time to time, sharp-eyed fans in the crowd recognized him and screamed.

However, he was not surrounded because there were staff nearby to maintain order.

When he came to the competition venue under the guidance of the staff, several other players had already arrived.

The competition venue this time is in the famous Suzhou Street in G City. This Suzhou Street was built in imitation of the Jiangnan water town in ancient times. A good place for leisure and entertainment.

The entire Suzhou Street is built along the water. There are many Jiangnan-style snack bars on both sides of the lake. The store gate and the lake are only separated by a bluestone road. Most of the staff in the store are dressed in ancient costumes, and the decoration of the store is quite ancient. .The blue waves in the lake are rippling, the lotus is reflecting the sun, there are dragonflies touching the water, small fish are playing, and occasionally the breeze blows by, and the circles of ripples will bloom. It is refreshing and pleasing to watch.

And this time, the place where they want to compete is in a shop in the center of the lake. There is a stone bridge on the bank that leads to the destination. However, in order to achieve a certain program effect, the program group has to let the six contestants go there by boat. .

Naturally, the contestants would not have any objections, so they boarded the boat one by one from the pier. The boat was small, a bit like the boat supported by a fisherman in an ancient picture scroll, and the boatman dressed like an ancient fisherman, holding a long boat. bamboo.

The six contestants sat on the boat and set off towards the competition venue just like that.

When they were about to go ashore, they saw the host in ancient costume coming down the stairs. The narrow wooden ladder was creaked by his stepping, which made people sweat a lot.

"Hello everyone at the scene and the audience in front of the TV! This is the scene of the second round of the Super Invincible Big Eater Preliminary Competition..." It was still the host who introduced enthusiastically. After he finished introducing the rules of the game, he began to introduce this In a store, after advertising and publicity, the four judges also came on stage.

Like the host and the staff present, the four judges also put on the improved version of ancient costumes. The most eye-catching ones are naturally the two beautiful judges. In the past, the competition scene was the scene of their fighting beauty, and it is even more so today. When the two stood together, it was like a picture in a movie, and many people present were attracted by them.

Jiang Haiyan looked straight at Shen Heqing who stood at the end.

Shen Heqing was also dressed in ancient costumes, white clothes, with picturesque eyes, standing far behind everyone, with a calm expression.

Jiang Haiyan silently looked at Shen Heqing like this, feeling a little dazed for a moment, as if after many years, he remembered some people, some things...

Memories are reality after all, he found that Shen Heqing suddenly looked over, and winked at his hamster spirit.

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, then lowered his eyes.

Jiang Haiyan's hands were a little itchy, if he hadn't been caught by the camera, he would have taken out his phone to take some sneak shots, Shen Heqing like this is rare now.

After introducing the judges as usual, the host announced that the competition was ready to begin.

A dozen or so staff members dressed in ancient costumes came out carrying trays of exquisite dishes, each with a bamboo steamer placed on them.

The six contestants were arranged to sit down in front of a long wooden table. A staff member put a steamer on the wooden table and slowly lifted the cover. Suddenly, a burst of heat came out of the steamer. After the heat dissipated, everyone started After seeing the contents of the steamer clearly, it turned out to be exquisite and lovely Xiaolongbao.

"Everyone on the scene and the audience in front of the TV can see that the theme of this competition is Xiaolongbao! As a special snack in the Jiangnan water town, Xiaolongbao is also a common snack in the streets and alleys. It is said that the Xiaolongbao in this store is skin It’s as thin as paper, and the soup inside is carefully brewed with old secret recipes handed down from the ancestors…” The host chattered on and introduced again, and the other contestants took the opportunity to secretly observe their opponents, only Jiang Haiyan stared blankly at the cage. The steamed buns are almost drooling.

But Jiang Haiyan didn't wait too long, and soon the staff put down the steamer in front of them.

There are ten Xiaolongbao in a steamer, because the soup in the Xiaolongbao is the most delicious only when it is freshly baked, and it loses its original flavor when it is cold, so all the Xiaolongbao are freshly baked during the competition Yes, the contestants must eat while it is hot, and this time the test is also to eat hot food.

Compared with the previous round of competition, the contestants this time are obviously much calmer. After all, most of them are people who have seen the big world, and their psychological quality is far superior to those young rookies participating in the competition for the first time. Childish psychological tactics, they are experienced, before the host announces the start of the game, they will secretly observe their opponents and judge which opponent is the greatest threat to them, so as to adjust their tactics and rhythm.

The other two newcomers who participated in the competition for the first time like Jiang Haiyan were somewhat nervous. Only Jiang Haiyan stared at the steamed buns in the steamer from beginning to end.

In his eyes, whether it is the round body of Xiaolongbao, or the delicate folds, or the eye-catching deep grooves, or the incomparably alluring meat filling looming under the thin skin, they all seduce him all the time. Tempted him: "Come and eat me~ Hero~ Come on~"

... What a naughty little goblin!

Just when Jiang Haiyan was grinding his teeth and waiting for the host to give an order, the host suddenly said: "Although this round of competition is only the second round of the preliminary round, the partner of this round of competition has decided The winners of the competition will be given a year's Xiaolongbao free coupons, which means that in the four games of this round, the player with the best score will have the opportunity to eat Xiaolongbao for free in our shop for a year, please Come on, players!"

Eat Xiaolongbao for free for a year at this store!

Jiang Haiyan regained his energy in an instant, and even straightened his back a little.

"Contestants who have finished eating a steamed bun can raise their hands, and our staff will quickly deliver freshly baked steamed buns to you! Attention! Drink up all the soup in the dumpling! Now I Announcement, the game officially begins!"

At the order of the host, the six contestants started.

The xiao long bao in this shop is really as thin as paper, and the juice splashes all over after one bite. Although it is rich and delicious, it is also very hot to the mouth. However, the six contestants ate quickly one by one, moving their chopsticks like flying, one bite at a time.

Jiang Haiyan also ate very fast, but while he was eating, he became entangled. If he wanted to win a year of free steamed buns, then he had to win this game, but how much he had to win and how to win, Can it appear more scientific and normal?It would be fine if it was only this game, as long as he ate one more than the leader, but the problem is, the other three games haven't started yet...

While the six contestants were working hard, the host also began to conduct interviews as usual.

"First of all, let's interview the No. 7 contestant! The No. [-] contestant is the No.[-] of the last Super Invincible Big Eater Competition. She is a young mother with a pair of lovely twin sons. She belongs to the thick and thin hairstyle contestant. Everyone in her previous competitions knows that she is always unknown at the beginning, but she is down-to-earth, with a lot of accumulation, and often completes the reversal of fate inadvertently!" The host passed the microphone over, "No. Is it possible to win this competition? Who is the biggest competitor?"

Compared with the young rookies who didn't even care about interviews before, these veterans are obviously more experienced and more personable. Contestant No. [-] smiled slightly at the camera: "This time I came with the determination to win! Please wait and see ! I think my biggest competitor is number two."

"Sure enough it's No. 6!" The host immediately became excited, "The No. [-] contestant is the No.[-] of the last Super Invincible Big Eater, and she is also a mother. I heard that her son has just been admitted to college, so No. [-] is a rush attack." Type players, they always take the initiative to attack their opponents! In the finals of last year's seven to six, No. [-] eliminated No. [-], causing No. [-] to leave in tears! I didn't expect you to meet in the preliminary round this time. It's like fate Opponent, a fateful encounter! Regarding this, what do you want to say on the [-]nd?"

Contestant No. [-] raised his head and smiled slightly: "I won last year, and I will win this year."

"No. [-] counterattacked No. [-]! No. [-] is full of confidence! No. [-] is ready to go! What is the result of this fateful battle? Who does the smile of the goddess of victory belong to? Who loses and who wins, who wins and who loses, let Let's look forward to the result of the competition together! Now, let's continue to interview contestant No. [-]..."