On the self-cultivation of a foodie
Chapter 35 The first kind of self-cultivation
After the game, Jiang Haiyan was about to sneak away without anyone noticing before the vegetable market was surrounded by crowds, but just when he was about to run away, he suddenly received a text message from Shen Heqing , Said to let him not leave after the game, I want to talk to him about something later.
Jiang Haiyan was a little puzzled, Shen Heqing wanted to talk about something with him, couldn't he wait until he got home, why did he choose this time and this place?Is this matter so important that Shen Heqing can't wait for a moment?
However, as a conscientious owner, he felt that it was not impossible to satisfy his pet's willful little requests occasionally, so he found a place to squat and wait with his mobile phone in his pocket.
The waiting time is always long. Jiang Haiyan had nothing to do, so he turned on his phone and swiped Weibo. Since he participated in the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, his Weibo fans have been increasing rapidly day by day. In the past few seconds on Weibo, the number of fans has also increased at a speed visible to the naked eye, which is enough to show the influence of the Super Invincible Big Eater competition.
With the rise of fame, in addition to more and more fans, some advertisers gradually came to him, but because he is still a small Internet celebrity who has only appeared on TV a few times, those advertisements Naturally, it was not a high-end TV commercial, but just asked him to post small ads on Weibo and videos. He picked and chose, rejected all the small ads that had nothing to do with eating, and accepted a few snack ads.
Jiang Haiyan swiped through Weibo, and found that the bottom of his latest Weibo was pinched again. He scanned the comment area, sorted out the clues from the chaos, and found that it was because he won No. [-] in this round of competition Sister, someone went to the Weibo of No. [-] girl to show off their power, stepping on the high and flattering the low, and ended up offending the fans of No. [-] girl.
The fans of girl No. [-] were already hard to let go because their goddess lost to an unknown young rookie, so it's okay to be ridiculed like this?They immediately became angry, and ran aggressively to fight with Jiang Haiyan's fans.
You are a young rookie, it's normal to want to be in the top position, but it's your fault if you want to step on others to take the top position!
Hehe, don't you just want to be popular and famous?Then we'll make you famous!
It's just that they won by a slight advantage. This kind of complacent face is really ugly!
The behavior of fans is the fault of idols, so stop trying to trick your own idols!
……
After reading the comments for a while, Jiang Haiyan wanted to eat melon seeds again, but when he touched his pocket and found that there were no melon seeds, he could only put his hand down regretfully.
Leaving aside these fights, there are still many people congratulating him on successfully entering the next round of the competition, but some fans are still a little unresponsive, and there is a sense of confusion in the comments: What?Won?Actually won?
Their male god actually won?
Not only won, but also No.1?
Not only No.1, but also won last year's runner-up?
Are you kidding me? !
Many fans are still a bit dazed, they pay attention to Jiang Haiyan more or less because of his face, they like to see Jiang Haiyan satisfied when eating, but to be honest, they don't have much confidence in Jiang Haiyan's strength, They didn't have much hope for Jiang Haiyan's ability to make it to the finals... It's no wonder they have no confidence in their male gods. After all, just looking at Jiang Haiyan's face, they really dare not have much expectation for his strength.
Of course, the most important thing is that when Jiang Haiyan used to make videos, he didn’t do timing or weighing like other people. There was no intuitive data to reflect his strength. Fans would only feel that he ate a lot, but not How much he can eat specifically, and the big stomach king competition is not just about how much the contestant eats, but also tests other factors, and those big stomach kings who are popular on the Internet probably have a little bit of a show, and their strength falls behind Second.
So they didn't have much hope for Jiang Haiyan to participate in the big stomach king competition. After all, few of the Internet celebrity big stomach kings who went to participate in the big stomach king competition in the past made it to the end.
But they never expected that their male god passed five trials and six generals, not only passed the audition, passed the first two rounds of the preliminaries, and even won the runner-up in the previous round. The first two can be said to be due to luck, But winning the runner-up in the previous session was absolutely due to strength!
They are still a little bit at a loss. This feeling is like watching a seven-year-old child take the college entrance examination. They only hope that the child will be lucky enough to get a few questions right, but who knows that the child will be admitted to the university directly... What the hell?It turns out that their male god is so powerful?It is simply hidden!
After being dazed for a while, those fans were immediately excited——
Who said our male god has no strength?Come out and let us slap you in the face!
Our male god even won last year's runner-up!Do you want to say that last year's runner-up was also based on luck?Those who say that our male gods have no strength and rely on luck quickly hang themselves up!
Their excitement immediately caused a lot of cynicism and tearful battles.
Just when Jiang Haiyan was enjoying watching the excitement, a text message from Shen Heqing came.
After reading Shen Heqing's text message, he went to find Shen Heqing.
Shen Heqing was still staying in the box on the second floor of the store, obviously there was a meeting just now, but besides Shen Heqing, there was actually another person in the box.
Jiang Haiyan looked at the other person in the box, and couldn't help being a little surprised.
Zhong Pinglun was still wearing that ancient costume, and was looking at him with a smile.
Shen Heqing on the side didn't seem to have time to change the white clothes, he stood aside with a cold expression, until Jiang Haiyan walked into the box, his brows and eyes softened a little.
"what's going on?"
Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing, then at Zhong Pinglun, and couldn't help blinking.
"Xiao Jiang," before Shen Heqing could speak, Zhong Pinglun greeted Jiang Haiyan with a smile, "The previous incident was thanks to you and Xiao Shen. If you two little comrades were not present at the scene, I still don't know what to do now. In the end, it's all because we didn't do enough preventive work, and let the evil cultivator slip in... Fortunately, you two little comrades did the remedial work in time, and controlled the destructive power of the evil cultivator. Within a certain range, this allows us to carry out the aftermath work smoothly! I have already reported this matter to the alliance, and the alliance has specially entrusted me to commend you."
When Zhong Pinglun laughed, there was an unfathomable sense of magic, and coupled with his attire, he looked like those scammers who were bluffing around on the street holding up the signboard of "Mai Yi Shen Xiang".
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, and then heard Zhong Pinglun continue: "I just heard from Xiao Shen that you are going to take the alliance's license to become a master?"
Jiang Haiyan blinked, is the alliance planning to open a back door for him?
So he nodded.
"Then you have to work hard! The alliance's elite license is not so easy to test!" Zhong Pinglun continued with a smile, "Every year, many people are screened out in the literary test. I am optimistic about you. come on!"
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment: "...What about the commendation?"
Zhong Pinglun said with a smile: "The commendation is over."
The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "Just a word of praise?"
Zhong Pinglun smiled inscrutablely: "Young man, you have to be down-to-earth..."
Jiang Haiyan: "I'm not human."
"Ahem," Zhong Pinglun choked for a moment, "Well, to be a demon, you have to keep your feet on the ground..."
At this moment, Shen Heqing finally spoke, and he said flatly: "My share has already been deposited into my account."
"What about my share?" Jiang Haiyan looked at Zhong Pinglun.
Zhong Pinglun said with a smile: "You haven't obtained the alliance's elite license, which means you don't have a legal identity certificate in the cultivation world, and of course you don't have a bound account..."
Jiang Haiyan said blankly: "So that means, I don't have anything?"
"So, you have to get the alliance's fine-tuning license as soon as possible!"
Zhong Pinglun smiled inscrutablely.
Jiang Haiyan was very depressed: "..."
"Young man, I am optimistic about you, let's work hard!"
After finishing speaking, Zhong Pinglun flicked his sleeves and left the box with his hands behind his back. His back with fluttering sleeves looked more like a magic stick.
Seeing Jiang Haiyan's gloomy expression, Shen Heqing paused, and said, "I'll give you half."
Jiang Haiyan immediately smiled: "Really?"
Shen He hummed lightly.
Jiang Haiyan's wounded heart was instantly healed, he hooked Shen Heqing's shoulder, and smiled: "It's not in vain that I love you so much!"
Shen Heqing: "..."
Jiang Haiyan hooked Shen Heqing's shoulder and smiled for a while, then suddenly said to him seriously: "I think you look really good in what you are wearing today."
Shen Heqing was silent for a moment, then he pursed his lips slightly.
Jiang Haiyan stared at Shen Heqing for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Aren't you shy?"
Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said nothing.
Jiang Haiyan blinked, and wanted to tease her a little more, but Shen Heqing had already flung his sleeves and left expressionlessly.
"and many more……"
"Even if you're shy, don't walk so fast!"
"Wait for me!"
In the end, Shen Heqing still stopped and waited for Jiang Haiyan, because he had to change his clothes back.
After Shen Heqing changed back to the original clothes, Jiang Haiyan said regretfully: "I changed back so soon, I haven't seen enough yet."
Shen Heqing turned and left expressionlessly again.
As the judge of the Super Invincible Big Eater, Shen Heqing still has to attend the competition in the afternoon, so Jiang Haiyan went back alone. After leaving Suzhou Street, he was going to find a food stall to eat something to fill his stomach. But as he was walking, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
He paused, then suddenly turned around and walked towards the other end of the street. The feeling that something was wrong became more and more obvious.
After Jiang Haiyan walked for a while, he finally confirmed——
Someone is following him.
Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but wonder, how could someone follow him?Is someone trying to kidnap him?
He is a small Internet celebrity who only shows a few faces on TV, how can he be kidnapped?
...Could it be his crazy fans who want to follow him and spy on him?
He couldn't help feeling a little narcissistic.
At this moment, many thoughts flashed through Jiang Haiyan's mind, but he continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened, pretending that he didn't notice anyone following him.
What should I do if I find out that a stalker is following me?Wait online, hurry up!
As a weak chicken house beast fighting against the five scum, Jiang Haiyan really wanted to take out his mobile phone and call Shen Heqing's helpline.
But after he felt the breath of the stalker a little bit, and found that the other party seemed to be weaker than him...
He resolutely decided to give up the idea of asking his pet for help, which would hurt the face of the ancient beast.
What's there to be afraid of?If you want to fight, come!
Jiang Haiyan paused, picked a random alley and walked in.
This alley is not spacious, and it gets narrower and narrower as you go in. Because of the lack of sunlight all year round, it is dark and humid.
It is very suitable as a crime scene for murder and hiding corpses.
The hustle and bustle of the city gradually faded away, and only the footsteps of two people remained in the remote alley.
Quiet, silent, dead still.
Jiang Haiyan walked towards the end of the alley nonchalantly, going deeper and deeper, but gradually he found that the footsteps of the follower behind him seemed to hesitate, but he did not give up and continued to follow.
He walked forward for a while before finally stopping.
"Follow me all the time, what's the matter?"
The stalker finally stopped.
In the originally quiet alley, even the sound of footsteps disappeared, leaving only a terrible silence.
Silence is spreading.
Jiang Haiyan was suddenly a little nervous.
After an unknown amount of time, the person behind him finally spoke: "You..."
The man's voice became a little dry and hoarse because of being too nervous, but in Jiang Haiyan's ears, it was somewhat familiar from nowhere.
"do you remember me?"
Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment. For an old monster like him who didn't know how many years he had lived, he might have seen more people in his long life than the water in the rivers and seas. Although his memory is very good, he only Remember so few people.
Now is this the rhythm of old friends reuniting?
But he doesn't remember any old friends he has...
Jiang Haiyan was depressed for a moment, turned around to look, but was stunned again.
Isn't the person standing not far behind him the suspicious man he had seen a few days ago who was still wearing a mask, sunglasses and hat in broad daylight?Although he changed his clothes, the mask was still the same mask, the sunglasses were the same sunglasses, and the hat was the same hat. He quickly compared the height and body shape in his memory. This person was the suspicious man from that day. He didn't run away!
The man seemed very disturbed, he looked at Jiang Haiyan nervously, and even his breathing became a little short, but when he saw the change in the expression on Jiang Haiyan's face, he immediately said firmly: "You really remember me!"
Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "You have been with me for so long, is it just to confirm this matter?"
He remembered that this man also came to ask him the same question, but because he was afraid of trouble, he simply pretended that he didn't remember anything... Now it seems that he was exposed.
"You really remember me!"
The man repeated it again, and his breath became short of breath: "So the ghost hit the wall that day... Everything that happened that day was real! It was not my dream, nor was it my hallucination..."
Jiang Haiyan was a little helpless, he didn't know why this man was so excited, could he be a fan of mysterious phenomena?But what happened that day was not a ghost hitting a wall at all...
"I knew it! I remember that day clearly from the beginning to the end, and it was obvious that the ghost hit the wall! But after I went out, everyone didn't remember it," the man continued, "but there was no People believe my words, even if they post questions online, they will only be ridiculed and said that I am making up... I don’t know why those who are also trapped like me don’t remember this incident, but I remember when I Met someone...it must be that person who made us all lose our memory, but for some reason, I didn't lose this memory."
Hearing this, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but said silently in her heart: because you have a rare bone and extraordinary talent.
"I know that man is one of the judges of Super Invincible Big Eater, so I came to watch the game live again today." The man's breathing became short again, "I just saw you together, you know each other right?"
Jiang Haiyan knew that this man was talking about Zhong Pinglun, so he coughed: "It's not really an acquaintance, it's just a relationship."
"But you still remember that incident just like me, you must be the same as that person... you are not ordinary people, right?" the man said firmly.
Jiang Haiyan: "..."
He is not human.
"Silence means acquiescing?" The man gasped, "My worldview is shattered..."
Jiang Haiyan touched the tip of his nose, and asked wonderingly: "You followed me for a long time just to ask me about this matter?"
The man was silent for a while, as if he was a little confused: "Of course not..."
"What is that for?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "Is it just to satisfy my curiosity? Or do you want to learn from a teacher or something? Let me explain in advance, I don't accept apprentices."
The man stammered: "It's not..."
After a while, the man finally seemed to have made up his mind, and he slowly took off the sunglasses and mask on his face.
Jiang Haiyan took a closer look, and found that this guy who covered himself up was not bad, he looked sunny and handsome, and he looked a bit like a freshman in the entertainment industry...
Um?and many more……
After Xiao Xianyou made up his mind to take off his sunglasses and mask, he waited for a while, but he didn't get the reaction he imagined, and he was very depressed: "Don't you know me?" He thought he could travel all over the country with just one face Well, has his popularity declined recently?
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment: "It seems familiar."
"There is still my billboard on the street we came over just now."
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback for a moment: "...is it really you?"
Xiao Xianyou was immediately relieved, he was indeed very popular!Sure enough, his reputation has not declined!
"Yes, it's me."
Jiang Haiyan understood that although he didn't often watch TV dramas, he would still come across photos of some celebrities when he often checked Weibo, especially those popular celebrities, so it's strange if they don't look familiar.
"Do you have something to do with me? Could it be that you think I'm handsome and want to dig me out?"
After Jiang Haiyan finished speaking, she blinked her eyes: "But isn't that what scouts should do?"
Xiao Xianyou: "..."
Even after several years in the entertainment circle, it is rare to see such a brazen person.
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and then said hesitantly: "Actually, I came to you because I have something to ask you."
"Please?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "...what's the matter?"
He couldn't figure it out at all, Xiao Xianyou, a big star, couldn't get along with him, so what could he ask for?
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a long time, and then said decisively: "Master! You have to help me!"
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback by Xiao Xianyou's "Master", and then realized that Xiao Xianyou regarded him as the kind of master who can catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and the corner of his mouth twitched to explain. The next moment, Xiao Xianyou He fell to his knees with a "plop" and hugged his thigh with a shrill voice.
"Master! You must help me!"
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback by Xiao Xianyou's thumping on his knees again. He paused for a moment, trying to help Xiao Xianyou up, but Xiao Xianyou held on to his thigh tightly. While repeating that sentence: "Master! You must help me! Please!"
The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "You get up first... What did you do? Or what do you want me to do? Catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits? Fortune-telling to change your luck?"...I'm so sorry, he doesn't know all of these things!
Xiao Xianyou hugged Jiang Haiyan's thigh, his voice was very aggrieved: "I didn't do anything!"
"Then what do you want me to do?" Jiang Haiyan was very puzzled.
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and finally squeezed out a few words: "... Abortion."
"Abortion?" Jiang Haiyan suddenly became more puzzled, "Abortion you have to go to the hospital? You have to go to a regular hospital, but don't believe those small advertisements on the telephone poles, they are all wandering doctors."
"no……"
Xiao Xianyou buried his face in Jiang Haiyan's lap, as if he was extremely ashamed to speak. After a while, he said in a very low voice: "The person who wants to have an abortion...is me."
That's a lot of information!
Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while before clearing his throat: "This matter seems really difficult to handle."
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and then said in a low voice: "And, and, I suspect, this is a ghost."
Jiang Haiyan thought, the amount of information is getting bigger and bigger!
"Some time ago, I was nauseated and vomiting, just like those women in TV dramas who were pregnant, but I didn't take it seriously. After all, I am a big man! How can a big man be pregnant! But in the past two days, I always feel like there is something in my stomach, something alive." Xiao Xianyou hugged Jiang Haiyan's thigh, his voice became lower and lower, "Those who go to the hospital will definitely treat me as a lunatic, or treat me as a lunatic." Pull it for an autopsy! I really have no choice but to come to you, master! You must help me! I suspect... I suspect that my stomach is a ghost child!"
Jiang Haiyan: "..."
Jiang Haiyan was a little puzzled, Shen Heqing wanted to talk about something with him, couldn't he wait until he got home, why did he choose this time and this place?Is this matter so important that Shen Heqing can't wait for a moment?
However, as a conscientious owner, he felt that it was not impossible to satisfy his pet's willful little requests occasionally, so he found a place to squat and wait with his mobile phone in his pocket.
The waiting time is always long. Jiang Haiyan had nothing to do, so he turned on his phone and swiped Weibo. Since he participated in the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, his Weibo fans have been increasing rapidly day by day. In the past few seconds on Weibo, the number of fans has also increased at a speed visible to the naked eye, which is enough to show the influence of the Super Invincible Big Eater competition.
With the rise of fame, in addition to more and more fans, some advertisers gradually came to him, but because he is still a small Internet celebrity who has only appeared on TV a few times, those advertisements Naturally, it was not a high-end TV commercial, but just asked him to post small ads on Weibo and videos. He picked and chose, rejected all the small ads that had nothing to do with eating, and accepted a few snack ads.
Jiang Haiyan swiped through Weibo, and found that the bottom of his latest Weibo was pinched again. He scanned the comment area, sorted out the clues from the chaos, and found that it was because he won No. [-] in this round of competition Sister, someone went to the Weibo of No. [-] girl to show off their power, stepping on the high and flattering the low, and ended up offending the fans of No. [-] girl.
The fans of girl No. [-] were already hard to let go because their goddess lost to an unknown young rookie, so it's okay to be ridiculed like this?They immediately became angry, and ran aggressively to fight with Jiang Haiyan's fans.
You are a young rookie, it's normal to want to be in the top position, but it's your fault if you want to step on others to take the top position!
Hehe, don't you just want to be popular and famous?Then we'll make you famous!
It's just that they won by a slight advantage. This kind of complacent face is really ugly!
The behavior of fans is the fault of idols, so stop trying to trick your own idols!
……
After reading the comments for a while, Jiang Haiyan wanted to eat melon seeds again, but when he touched his pocket and found that there were no melon seeds, he could only put his hand down regretfully.
Leaving aside these fights, there are still many people congratulating him on successfully entering the next round of the competition, but some fans are still a little unresponsive, and there is a sense of confusion in the comments: What?Won?Actually won?
Their male god actually won?
Not only won, but also No.1?
Not only No.1, but also won last year's runner-up?
Are you kidding me? !
Many fans are still a bit dazed, they pay attention to Jiang Haiyan more or less because of his face, they like to see Jiang Haiyan satisfied when eating, but to be honest, they don't have much confidence in Jiang Haiyan's strength, They didn't have much hope for Jiang Haiyan's ability to make it to the finals... It's no wonder they have no confidence in their male gods. After all, just looking at Jiang Haiyan's face, they really dare not have much expectation for his strength.
Of course, the most important thing is that when Jiang Haiyan used to make videos, he didn’t do timing or weighing like other people. There was no intuitive data to reflect his strength. Fans would only feel that he ate a lot, but not How much he can eat specifically, and the big stomach king competition is not just about how much the contestant eats, but also tests other factors, and those big stomach kings who are popular on the Internet probably have a little bit of a show, and their strength falls behind Second.
So they didn't have much hope for Jiang Haiyan to participate in the big stomach king competition. After all, few of the Internet celebrity big stomach kings who went to participate in the big stomach king competition in the past made it to the end.
But they never expected that their male god passed five trials and six generals, not only passed the audition, passed the first two rounds of the preliminaries, and even won the runner-up in the previous round. The first two can be said to be due to luck, But winning the runner-up in the previous session was absolutely due to strength!
They are still a little bit at a loss. This feeling is like watching a seven-year-old child take the college entrance examination. They only hope that the child will be lucky enough to get a few questions right, but who knows that the child will be admitted to the university directly... What the hell?It turns out that their male god is so powerful?It is simply hidden!
After being dazed for a while, those fans were immediately excited——
Who said our male god has no strength?Come out and let us slap you in the face!
Our male god even won last year's runner-up!Do you want to say that last year's runner-up was also based on luck?Those who say that our male gods have no strength and rely on luck quickly hang themselves up!
Their excitement immediately caused a lot of cynicism and tearful battles.
Just when Jiang Haiyan was enjoying watching the excitement, a text message from Shen Heqing came.
After reading Shen Heqing's text message, he went to find Shen Heqing.
Shen Heqing was still staying in the box on the second floor of the store, obviously there was a meeting just now, but besides Shen Heqing, there was actually another person in the box.
Jiang Haiyan looked at the other person in the box, and couldn't help being a little surprised.
Zhong Pinglun was still wearing that ancient costume, and was looking at him with a smile.
Shen Heqing on the side didn't seem to have time to change the white clothes, he stood aside with a cold expression, until Jiang Haiyan walked into the box, his brows and eyes softened a little.
"what's going on?"
Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing, then at Zhong Pinglun, and couldn't help blinking.
"Xiao Jiang," before Shen Heqing could speak, Zhong Pinglun greeted Jiang Haiyan with a smile, "The previous incident was thanks to you and Xiao Shen. If you two little comrades were not present at the scene, I still don't know what to do now. In the end, it's all because we didn't do enough preventive work, and let the evil cultivator slip in... Fortunately, you two little comrades did the remedial work in time, and controlled the destructive power of the evil cultivator. Within a certain range, this allows us to carry out the aftermath work smoothly! I have already reported this matter to the alliance, and the alliance has specially entrusted me to commend you."
When Zhong Pinglun laughed, there was an unfathomable sense of magic, and coupled with his attire, he looked like those scammers who were bluffing around on the street holding up the signboard of "Mai Yi Shen Xiang".
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, and then heard Zhong Pinglun continue: "I just heard from Xiao Shen that you are going to take the alliance's license to become a master?"
Jiang Haiyan blinked, is the alliance planning to open a back door for him?
So he nodded.
"Then you have to work hard! The alliance's elite license is not so easy to test!" Zhong Pinglun continued with a smile, "Every year, many people are screened out in the literary test. I am optimistic about you. come on!"
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment: "...What about the commendation?"
Zhong Pinglun said with a smile: "The commendation is over."
The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "Just a word of praise?"
Zhong Pinglun smiled inscrutablely: "Young man, you have to be down-to-earth..."
Jiang Haiyan: "I'm not human."
"Ahem," Zhong Pinglun choked for a moment, "Well, to be a demon, you have to keep your feet on the ground..."
At this moment, Shen Heqing finally spoke, and he said flatly: "My share has already been deposited into my account."
"What about my share?" Jiang Haiyan looked at Zhong Pinglun.
Zhong Pinglun said with a smile: "You haven't obtained the alliance's elite license, which means you don't have a legal identity certificate in the cultivation world, and of course you don't have a bound account..."
Jiang Haiyan said blankly: "So that means, I don't have anything?"
"So, you have to get the alliance's fine-tuning license as soon as possible!"
Zhong Pinglun smiled inscrutablely.
Jiang Haiyan was very depressed: "..."
"Young man, I am optimistic about you, let's work hard!"
After finishing speaking, Zhong Pinglun flicked his sleeves and left the box with his hands behind his back. His back with fluttering sleeves looked more like a magic stick.
Seeing Jiang Haiyan's gloomy expression, Shen Heqing paused, and said, "I'll give you half."
Jiang Haiyan immediately smiled: "Really?"
Shen He hummed lightly.
Jiang Haiyan's wounded heart was instantly healed, he hooked Shen Heqing's shoulder, and smiled: "It's not in vain that I love you so much!"
Shen Heqing: "..."
Jiang Haiyan hooked Shen Heqing's shoulder and smiled for a while, then suddenly said to him seriously: "I think you look really good in what you are wearing today."
Shen Heqing was silent for a moment, then he pursed his lips slightly.
Jiang Haiyan stared at Shen Heqing for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Aren't you shy?"
Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said nothing.
Jiang Haiyan blinked, and wanted to tease her a little more, but Shen Heqing had already flung his sleeves and left expressionlessly.
"and many more……"
"Even if you're shy, don't walk so fast!"
"Wait for me!"
In the end, Shen Heqing still stopped and waited for Jiang Haiyan, because he had to change his clothes back.
After Shen Heqing changed back to the original clothes, Jiang Haiyan said regretfully: "I changed back so soon, I haven't seen enough yet."
Shen Heqing turned and left expressionlessly again.
As the judge of the Super Invincible Big Eater, Shen Heqing still has to attend the competition in the afternoon, so Jiang Haiyan went back alone. After leaving Suzhou Street, he was going to find a food stall to eat something to fill his stomach. But as he was walking, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
He paused, then suddenly turned around and walked towards the other end of the street. The feeling that something was wrong became more and more obvious.
After Jiang Haiyan walked for a while, he finally confirmed——
Someone is following him.
Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but wonder, how could someone follow him?Is someone trying to kidnap him?
He is a small Internet celebrity who only shows a few faces on TV, how can he be kidnapped?
...Could it be his crazy fans who want to follow him and spy on him?
He couldn't help feeling a little narcissistic.
At this moment, many thoughts flashed through Jiang Haiyan's mind, but he continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened, pretending that he didn't notice anyone following him.
What should I do if I find out that a stalker is following me?Wait online, hurry up!
As a weak chicken house beast fighting against the five scum, Jiang Haiyan really wanted to take out his mobile phone and call Shen Heqing's helpline.
But after he felt the breath of the stalker a little bit, and found that the other party seemed to be weaker than him...
He resolutely decided to give up the idea of asking his pet for help, which would hurt the face of the ancient beast.
What's there to be afraid of?If you want to fight, come!
Jiang Haiyan paused, picked a random alley and walked in.
This alley is not spacious, and it gets narrower and narrower as you go in. Because of the lack of sunlight all year round, it is dark and humid.
It is very suitable as a crime scene for murder and hiding corpses.
The hustle and bustle of the city gradually faded away, and only the footsteps of two people remained in the remote alley.
Quiet, silent, dead still.
Jiang Haiyan walked towards the end of the alley nonchalantly, going deeper and deeper, but gradually he found that the footsteps of the follower behind him seemed to hesitate, but he did not give up and continued to follow.
He walked forward for a while before finally stopping.
"Follow me all the time, what's the matter?"
The stalker finally stopped.
In the originally quiet alley, even the sound of footsteps disappeared, leaving only a terrible silence.
Silence is spreading.
Jiang Haiyan was suddenly a little nervous.
After an unknown amount of time, the person behind him finally spoke: "You..."
The man's voice became a little dry and hoarse because of being too nervous, but in Jiang Haiyan's ears, it was somewhat familiar from nowhere.
"do you remember me?"
Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment. For an old monster like him who didn't know how many years he had lived, he might have seen more people in his long life than the water in the rivers and seas. Although his memory is very good, he only Remember so few people.
Now is this the rhythm of old friends reuniting?
But he doesn't remember any old friends he has...
Jiang Haiyan was depressed for a moment, turned around to look, but was stunned again.
Isn't the person standing not far behind him the suspicious man he had seen a few days ago who was still wearing a mask, sunglasses and hat in broad daylight?Although he changed his clothes, the mask was still the same mask, the sunglasses were the same sunglasses, and the hat was the same hat. He quickly compared the height and body shape in his memory. This person was the suspicious man from that day. He didn't run away!
The man seemed very disturbed, he looked at Jiang Haiyan nervously, and even his breathing became a little short, but when he saw the change in the expression on Jiang Haiyan's face, he immediately said firmly: "You really remember me!"
Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "You have been with me for so long, is it just to confirm this matter?"
He remembered that this man also came to ask him the same question, but because he was afraid of trouble, he simply pretended that he didn't remember anything... Now it seems that he was exposed.
"You really remember me!"
The man repeated it again, and his breath became short of breath: "So the ghost hit the wall that day... Everything that happened that day was real! It was not my dream, nor was it my hallucination..."
Jiang Haiyan was a little helpless, he didn't know why this man was so excited, could he be a fan of mysterious phenomena?But what happened that day was not a ghost hitting a wall at all...
"I knew it! I remember that day clearly from the beginning to the end, and it was obvious that the ghost hit the wall! But after I went out, everyone didn't remember it," the man continued, "but there was no People believe my words, even if they post questions online, they will only be ridiculed and said that I am making up... I don’t know why those who are also trapped like me don’t remember this incident, but I remember when I Met someone...it must be that person who made us all lose our memory, but for some reason, I didn't lose this memory."
Hearing this, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but said silently in her heart: because you have a rare bone and extraordinary talent.
"I know that man is one of the judges of Super Invincible Big Eater, so I came to watch the game live again today." The man's breathing became short again, "I just saw you together, you know each other right?"
Jiang Haiyan knew that this man was talking about Zhong Pinglun, so he coughed: "It's not really an acquaintance, it's just a relationship."
"But you still remember that incident just like me, you must be the same as that person... you are not ordinary people, right?" the man said firmly.
Jiang Haiyan: "..."
He is not human.
"Silence means acquiescing?" The man gasped, "My worldview is shattered..."
Jiang Haiyan touched the tip of his nose, and asked wonderingly: "You followed me for a long time just to ask me about this matter?"
The man was silent for a while, as if he was a little confused: "Of course not..."
"What is that for?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "Is it just to satisfy my curiosity? Or do you want to learn from a teacher or something? Let me explain in advance, I don't accept apprentices."
The man stammered: "It's not..."
After a while, the man finally seemed to have made up his mind, and he slowly took off the sunglasses and mask on his face.
Jiang Haiyan took a closer look, and found that this guy who covered himself up was not bad, he looked sunny and handsome, and he looked a bit like a freshman in the entertainment industry...
Um?and many more……
After Xiao Xianyou made up his mind to take off his sunglasses and mask, he waited for a while, but he didn't get the reaction he imagined, and he was very depressed: "Don't you know me?" He thought he could travel all over the country with just one face Well, has his popularity declined recently?
Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment: "It seems familiar."
"There is still my billboard on the street we came over just now."
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback for a moment: "...is it really you?"
Xiao Xianyou was immediately relieved, he was indeed very popular!Sure enough, his reputation has not declined!
"Yes, it's me."
Jiang Haiyan understood that although he didn't often watch TV dramas, he would still come across photos of some celebrities when he often checked Weibo, especially those popular celebrities, so it's strange if they don't look familiar.
"Do you have something to do with me? Could it be that you think I'm handsome and want to dig me out?"
After Jiang Haiyan finished speaking, she blinked her eyes: "But isn't that what scouts should do?"
Xiao Xianyou: "..."
Even after several years in the entertainment circle, it is rare to see such a brazen person.
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and then said hesitantly: "Actually, I came to you because I have something to ask you."
"Please?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "...what's the matter?"
He couldn't figure it out at all, Xiao Xianyou, a big star, couldn't get along with him, so what could he ask for?
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a long time, and then said decisively: "Master! You have to help me!"
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback by Xiao Xianyou's "Master", and then realized that Xiao Xianyou regarded him as the kind of master who can catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and the corner of his mouth twitched to explain. The next moment, Xiao Xianyou He fell to his knees with a "plop" and hugged his thigh with a shrill voice.
"Master! You must help me!"
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback by Xiao Xianyou's thumping on his knees again. He paused for a moment, trying to help Xiao Xianyou up, but Xiao Xianyou held on to his thigh tightly. While repeating that sentence: "Master! You must help me! Please!"
The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "You get up first... What did you do? Or what do you want me to do? Catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits? Fortune-telling to change your luck?"...I'm so sorry, he doesn't know all of these things!
Xiao Xianyou hugged Jiang Haiyan's thigh, his voice was very aggrieved: "I didn't do anything!"
"Then what do you want me to do?" Jiang Haiyan was very puzzled.
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and finally squeezed out a few words: "... Abortion."
"Abortion?" Jiang Haiyan suddenly became more puzzled, "Abortion you have to go to the hospital? You have to go to a regular hospital, but don't believe those small advertisements on the telephone poles, they are all wandering doctors."
"no……"
Xiao Xianyou buried his face in Jiang Haiyan's lap, as if he was extremely ashamed to speak. After a while, he said in a very low voice: "The person who wants to have an abortion...is me."
That's a lot of information!
Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while before clearing his throat: "This matter seems really difficult to handle."
Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and then said in a low voice: "And, and, I suspect, this is a ghost."
Jiang Haiyan thought, the amount of information is getting bigger and bigger!
"Some time ago, I was nauseated and vomiting, just like those women in TV dramas who were pregnant, but I didn't take it seriously. After all, I am a big man! How can a big man be pregnant! But in the past two days, I always feel like there is something in my stomach, something alive." Xiao Xianyou hugged Jiang Haiyan's thigh, his voice became lower and lower, "Those who go to the hospital will definitely treat me as a lunatic, or treat me as a lunatic." Pull it for an autopsy! I really have no choice but to come to you, master! You must help me! I suspect... I suspect that my stomach is a ghost child!"
Jiang Haiyan: "..."
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