On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Xiao Xianyou's whole body is not well.

As a popular little fresh meat in the entertainment industry, he has been going smoothly since he entered the entertainment industry, and he has hardly experienced any major setbacks, just like his life of more than [-] years without strong winds or waves, but now he But caught off guard and capsized in the gutter.

He couldn't even imagine what kind of consequences would be caused once the news of "a male star surnamed X is suspected of being pregnant" broke out, what kind of impact would it have on his career... Such a scandal would definitely affect his life Cause a devastating blow!

It all started one day a few months ago.

On a certain day a few months ago, a certain idol drama that Xiao Xianyou was filming on that day wrapped up. After the wrapping up banquet, he went back to the hotel alone.

Because he drank a little wine, he fell asleep wearing a bathrobe after taking a bath.

After sleeping until midnight, he unexpectedly had a erotic dream for no reason.

Originally, it was quite normal for a grown man in his prime to have erotic dreams at night, and there was nothing to make a fuss about, but the problem was—his erotic dreams turned out to be a man!

In that dream, Xiao Xianyou dreamed that he was being pressed down by a man whose body structure was exactly the same as his own. The man with a blurred face held his waist and opened his legs...

That whole night, he was pressed down by a man like a woman, without a trace of a man's dignity, and the process had no integrity, no lower limit, and no description.

It would be fine if it was just an ordinary sex dream. If you were pressed in the dream all night, you wouldn't lose a piece of meat. When you woke up the next day, Xiao Xianyou could just grit his teeth and act as if nothing had happened. It's not that simple.

Because when Xiao Xianyou woke up the next day, he found that the bathrobe he was wearing to sleep last night had disappeared, and his underwear was even missing, and his whole body felt sore after excessive exercise. , There was an unspeakable subtle feeling in the inner thigh and a certain part... He suddenly felt bad.

If it wasn't for his certainty and affirmation, no one had entered his room last night. He almost thought he was drugged and raped in his dream. However, the security of this hotel is very strict, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to sneak in Get in, let alone get his room card.

Is it a ghost press?

But will the ghost press be so real?

Xiao Xianyou was puzzled and couldn't figure out what happened last night.

In the end, this matter had to be left alone. After a day of fear, Xiao Xianyou found that nothing had happened, so he put this inexplicable and mysterious incident behind him.

Until he had the same erotic dream again, the same being pressed down by the man, the same way, but this time the man's face in the dream was no longer blurred, it seemed to be a little clearer than last time.

When he woke up the next morning, he found that he was not right all over again, but there was also no sign of outsiders intruding in the room.

This is not right.

This is very wrong.

Xiao Xianyou was almost stunned. As a firm materialist, he began to wonder if there really were ghosts in this world. If there were no ghosts, how did all this happen?

Not only is it a ghost, but it also looks like a lecher.

A... male lecher.

Xiao Xianyou was very troubled, and even couldn't sleep at night, but gradually, he found that apart from being a bit lustful, the ghost didn't seem to have too much influence on him in other aspects, so he gradually calmed down.

Until one day, he suddenly found that he had no appetite, couldn't eat, and even often felt nauseous. As an actor, of course he would often watch TV dramas, and thought about when such a situation would appear in TV dramas...

Wait, nausea, want to vomit...

Isn't this pregnant? !

Xiao Xianyou felt bad all of a sudden.

impossible!This is absolutely impossible!How could he be pregnant as a big man?

Must be just a coincidence!

Nausea, nausea and loss of appetite, it may be because of gastroenteritis... Yes, it must be because of gastroenteritis!

Xiao Xianyou tried his best to convince himself, and then he went to the pharmacy to buy some medicine for gastroenteritis, swallowed a few pills, and then went home and lay down.

As a result, these symptoms not only did not disappear, but became more and more serious.

Now no matter how much Xiao Xianyou deceived himself, he finally knew what was going on. He wanted to go to the hospital to find out what happened, but he was a public figure after all. If this matter was exposed or was seen by others, he The fame of the first life will be destroyed in one day.

And he felt that even if he went to the hospital, he might not be able to find out anything. Why... Who knows what is in his stomach?

Xiao Xianyou fell into the greatest confusion in his life. At this moment, he ran to watch a super invincible big eater match. After the match, he encountered the "ghost hit the wall" incident.

The "ghost hit the wall" incident finally convinced him, a staunch materialist, that there might be ghosts in the world... In this case, this inexplicable thing that happened to him can only be solved by the master.

So today he specially asked for sick leave, skipped work from the film crew, and ran all the way to find the master.

After Xiao Xianyou babbled about the ins and outs of the whole incident, he hugged Jiang Haiyan's thigh and yelled, "Master! Master! You must help me! I don't want to have a baby!"

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching: "Let go of me first."

"I won't let it go! I won't let it go! Unless you promise me first!" Xiao Xianyou yelled.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of being seen by others? If you are photographed kneeling down and hugging a man's thigh, your reputation will be ruined."

Only then did Xiao Xianyou loosen his paws, and silently got up from the ground: "Master, you must help me, Master! Money is not a problem!"

When Jiang Haiyan heard the word money, his eyes lit up immediately. As a poor beast, he was really short of money, especially short of money.

Xiao Xianyou rubbed his stomach with a very confused expression: "Master... Am I really pregnant? I have been feeling like there is a real life in my stomach these two days..."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, with an inscrutable expression on his face: "It's hard to say about this kind of thing. I'm not very good at catching ghosts or something. I need to find a foreign aid. Otherwise, you can leave me a mobile phone number first, and I'll come back later." contact you."

Xiao Xianyou hesitated for a moment, as a celebrity, if his mobile phone number was leaked, it would be troublesome, but thinking about the big trouble he was in now, he still left his mobile phone number.

Jiang Haiyan wrote down Xiao Xianyou's mobile phone number, and by the way gave Xiao Xianyou his own mobile phone number, then he waved at Xiao Xianyou: "Call back."

Xiao Xianyou hesitated for a moment: "We must contact you!"

"Don't worry." Jiang Haiyan smiled, the person in front of him is a big money lord, how could he let others go?

After Xiao Xianyou repeated confirmation several times, he walked away anxiously.

After Jiang Haiyan returned home, she first searched the Internet for information and gossip news related to Xiao Xianyou, then ran to find an idol drama starring Xiao Xianyou, and started catching up with the drama while eating melon seeds.

When Shen Heqing came back at night, seeing Jiang Haiyan watching a TV series, he raised his eyebrows, as if he was a little surprised.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing longingly while eating melon seeds: "I'm so hungry, let's cook." The little steamed buns in the morning were not enough for him to stuff his teeth.

Shen Heqing paused, nodded, and turned to enter the kitchen.

While Shen Heqing was busy in the kitchen, Jiang Haiyan followed up with a few more episodes of the idol drama starring Xiao Xianyou. When he saw something exciting, he inadvertently ate all the melon seeds.

Looking at the empty bag, he licked his fingertips, smelling the tempting aroma of food in the kitchen, he couldn't help swallowing.

After a while, Shen Heqing came out with dishes, and Jiang Haiyan saw that they were all his favorite meat dishes, and was immediately satisfied.

At the dinner table, Jiang Haiyan casually talked about Xiao Xianyou with Shen Heqing while eating meat.

Shen Heqing paused while holding the chopsticks: "Do you want to help him?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "Such a big benefactor, if you have money, you can earn it or not. After all, I am so poor...we are so poor, and when the money comes in hand, we will give it fifty or five cents, or four or six...three Seven is fine too."

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes: "...it's not about money."

Jiang Haiyan bit the tip of her chopsticks and asked, "Then do you want to do it?"

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Jiang Haiyan: "If Xiao Xianyou is really pregnant with a ghost, how strong is that ghost's obsession... With such a strong obsession, I am afraid it is already an evil spirit."

"What's wrong with the evil spirit?" Jiang Haiyan said vaguely with a big chicken leg in his mouth, "If you can't beat it, I'll eat it in one bite..."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing's expression, and then suddenly remembered that demon cultivators are living peacefully with cultivators and ghost cultivators. There must be regulations within the cultivator alliance that prohibit the three parties from harming each other, not to mention devouring and refining... Even if these three parties were natural enemies, if the cultivators can hunt and kill demon cultivators wantonly and refine ghost cultivators as before, and the demon cultivators can indiscriminately kill cultivators and devour ghost cultivators, and the three parties are hostile to each other, how can this happen now? What about a peaceful situation?

... Wasn't his simple and rude sentence just too cruel?

So he touched the tip of his nose: "Ahem, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously."

Shen He said calmly: "Although the evil spirit is a little difficult to deal with, it is not impossible, but you are about to take the test for the alliance's elite license, and there are so many documents to read, are you sure you are busy?" He casually pointed to the stack of brick books on the TV cabinet beside him.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Fuck!He actually forgot about it again!

... After all, avoidance is always the candidate's attitude towards an upcoming exam.

Jiang Haiyan's face was bloodied immediately, he struggled for a minute, and said with difficulty: "Try to take the exam...you have to earn money! You have to grasp it with both hands! You have to be hard with both hands!"

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "You can do it if you want."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and said, "If according to what you said just now, the ghost haunting Xiao Xianyou is an evil ghost, then do we have to find a way to transcend it and influence it? Then we still have to do it." What kind of preparation? For example, go to the temple to ask for a talisman? Or go to the church to ask for a cross?"

Shen Heqing sighed helplessly: "No need."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Then do you want to make some other preparations?"

Shen He said calmly: "As long as we catch that evil spirit back, the people of the alliance will deal with it, and there will be a reward."

When Jiang Haiyan heard that there was a reward, his eyes lit up immediately: "Then let's do it like this!"

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's eyes shining as soon as he heard the reward, shook his head, and smiled helplessly.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and smiled all over his face, as if he had seen the piles of snacks in front of him.

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly, lowered his head and continued to eat.

After Jiang Haiyan finished masturbating, he continued to lower his head and started to eat. He quickly ate up all the food on the table. Even though most of the food went into his stomach, he still rubbed his stomach and muttered: "It's still good." Hungry……"

After finishing the meal, Shen Heqing went to wash the dishes with the dishes that had been eaten clean and there was not even any soup left. Jiang Haiyan could only rummage through the drawers, and found a lollipop to satisfy his craving.

Then he went into the bathroom with a lollipop in his mouth to take a shower, and when he came out after taking a shower, he heard the sound of splashing water coming from the kitchen. He followed the sound and saw the faucet in the kitchen was open Suddenly, the water was rushing, but Shen Heqing was gone.

Jiang Haiyan wondered for a moment, he searched in the kitchen for a while, but finally he found a snow-white ball in the washbasin struggling to thump in the water.

It turned out that Shen Heqing had changed back to his original shape again. Jiang Haiyan watched Shen Heqing struggling hard in the washbasin with a suppressed smile. After watching the excitement for a while, he reached out to pick up the snow-white dumpling.

The hamster essence was already wet, and the fluffy and soft white fur seemed to have shrunk and become limp, as if the whole hamster had shrunk. After being fished out by Jiang Haiyan, he was still shivering, pitifully in Jiang Haiyan's hands. His hands trembled slightly.

"So you're still afraid of water?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed Shen Heqing's little head, turned around to find a towel, and prepared to wipe him off.

Jiang Haiyan took Shen Heqing back to his room, wrapped the hamster essence in a warm and dry towel, rubbed the hamster essence dry with his hands through the towel, and then put the hamster essence between his legs. In the meantime, turn on the computer and continue to search for gossip related to Xiao Xianyou on the Internet.

Jiang Haiyan didn't know why he searched for Xiao Xianyou's gossip, but he seemed to have a subconscious intuition.

He flipped through dozens of pages of the webpage. Xiao Xianyou is currently a popular young man in the entertainment industry. Of course, there are many gossips and gossips. Being a gossip girlfriend, such as being taken care of by local tyrants, relying on unspoken rules to gain a position, such as having a bad temper and playing big names... It's really a big show.

Just as Jiang Haiyan turned the page quickly, Shen Heqing who was lying on his lap suddenly said: "Wait a minute."

Jiang Haiyan immediately stopped the mouse, and when he looked closely at the news headlines on the page, he was immediately attracted by a piece of news from a year ago - "A male fan climbed to the roof to chase stars, and threatened to meet his idol by jumping off a building."

He clicked in and saw that the fan in the news who threatened to meet his idol by jumping off a building was indeed a fan of Xiao Xianyou, but the news said that Xiao Xianyou was filming abroad at the time and had no time to come back to meet that fan The fans seemed to be mentally disturbed, they were extremely excited, and they didn't listen to anyone's advice at all. After waiting for a while, they didn't wait for their idol, so they really jumped down.

No one thought that this person would actually jump when he said he wanted to. Before the safety air cushion had been set up downstairs, he didn't know whether to say that this person was lucky or not. Apart from the broken bones on the passing person, this person was lucky enough to save his life.

But the person he hit was not so lucky and died on the spot.

The fan who got his life back naturally did not end well. Although he didn't intend to murder, he also took his life.

This kind of incident had some impact on Xiao Xianyou. Many people criticized Xiao Xianyou vigorously because he was a fan of Xiao Xianyou. Xiao Xianyou also kept a low profile at that time, but this In the final analysis, the matter has nothing to do with him, he is purely innocent.

As this turmoil fades away, other than the big and small news media, when they warn fans to pursue stars rationally, they will occasionally use this incident as an example, or when various fans are fighting each other, they will occasionally use this incident as an example. The incident was brought up and stepped on, and not many people were still paying attention to the incident itself.

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin and asked Shen Heqing: "Do you think Xiao Xianyou's current appearance has something to do with this matter?"

He remembered that he also saw this news a year ago. After all, this news was too weird. Male fans threatened male idols with death to meet him for star chasing. In the end, they jumped off the building because they disagreed with each other. He didn't die, and he killed a passerby, which is just like a joke.

However, he didn't pay much attention to this news at the time. He just read it and didn't think about it at all. He just flipped through the past news and suddenly remembered it.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and said with an inscrutable expression: "That evil spirit is haunting Xiao Xianyou, and Xiao Xianyou is a star. Based on these clues, I think there is only one truth, and that is——that evil spirit was haunted by the evil spirit when he was alive." He is Xiao Xianyou's fan, so he came to pester his idol after he died!" It must be the truth that he couldn't hook up with his idol when he was alive, but became a ghost to haunt his idol after death!

Shen Heqing scratched Jiang Haiyan's knee with his small paw, reminding him: "Xiao Xianyou's fans in that news are not dead."

Jiang Haiyan touched the tip of his nose, and said awkwardly: "Maybe he didn't succeed in jumping off the building the first time, but he jumped again and succeeded?"

Shen Heqing's small black bean eyes suddenly showed contempt: "If that fan succeeds in committing suicide, how can there be no news?" Those paparazzi catch those popular stars all year round. Every biscuit should be widely reported. How could such a big news like a fan committing suicide for an idol not be reported?

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "That's right..."

Shen Heqing continued to say: "But I think you are right about one thing, that evil spirit should be Xiao Xianyou's fan or admirer."

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "I also think that it takes a lot of obsession with him to make Xiao Xianyou pregnant with a ghost... But is he really pregnant with a ghost?"

Shen Heqing shook his head and said, "I'm not sure about this either."

Jiang Haiyan looked at the pensive look on the hamster's face, and couldn't help reaching out to rub it twice. He rubbed it, and couldn't help saying: "But I still feel that something is wrong..."

Shen Heqing was moaned by Jiang Haiyan's getting better and better kneading techniques.He lay on Jiang Haiyan's lap and asked, "...where?"

Jiang Haiyan slightly frowned and said, "That news, I always feel like we missed something..."

Shen Heqing: "What's missing?"

Jiang Haiyan suddenly realized: "It's that person! The one who was crushed to death!"

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, and then heard Jiang Haiyan continue to say: "Will that person you say be also a fan of Xiao Xianyou?"

Shen Heqing smiled bitterly: "I don't know about this, but I think it shouldn't be such a coincidence."

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "What's the coincidence? Is it strange that Xiao Xianyou has so many fans?"

Shen He said calmly: "It's not surprising that there are so many fans, but it's a bit strange that one fan jumped off the building and hit another fan."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "Do you think it is that person who was crushed to death by Xiao Xianyou's fans, and then turned to resent Xiao Xianyou, so he wanted to take revenge on Xiao Xianyou?"

Shen Heqing: "Then why didn't he just take revenge on the person who smashed him to death?"

Jiang Haiyan spread her hands: "This is the same reason that when girls encounter scumbags cheating and find someone to cover them with sacks and beat them up, it is often the mistress rather than the scumbag."

Shen Heqing shook his head: "These are just your guesses. Even if that person wants to take revenge on Xiao Xianyou, why didn't he do it a year ago and wait until now, and this kind of revenge..."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, he was just guessing casually, and he didn't expect Shen Heqing to agree with him.

He closed this webpage and was about to continue browsing other webpages, but at this moment, he suddenly received a text message on his mobile phone.

He took out his mobile phone to have a look, and it was displayed on the screen that it was a text message from Xiao Xianyou. He clicked on it and saw that there was only this sentence on it——

Help! XX hotel!Master save me! QAQ

Jiang Haiyan paused, and showed the text message to Shen Heqing to read.

Shen Heqing glanced at it, and commented in a light tone: "I still have the mood to write kaomoji, it seems that the situation is still optimistic."