On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan looked at Xiao Xianyou with pity on his face: "...you don't take it seriously, do you?"

Xiao Xianyou touched his nose: "Isn't it true? I thought you knew everything, Master..."

Jiang Haiyan patted Xiao Xianyou's shoulder: "Stop watching TV dramas made up all day long, and believe in science."

Xiao Xianyou was silent for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Master, you are a master, making people believe in science is too...too unscientific..."

Jiang Haiyan said with a serious face: "To catch ghosts these days also depends on science, young man, your thinking is too backward."

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

He was silent for a while, and then asked Jiang Haiyan nervously: "Since the ghost has left, what should we do now? What if the ghost is still in this hotel? Shall we go out and look for it?" ?”

Jiang Haiyan glanced at Shen Heqing, Shen Heqing said: "Although there is a ghost in this hotel, but I don't feel too strong resentment, that evil ghost should not be there."

"What?" Xiao Xianyou's eyes widened instantly, "You mean, there are other ghosts in this hotel?"

Shen Heqing nodded: "People will become ghosts after death. If they die without obsession, such as those who died naturally, they will usually go to hell to wait for reincarnation, but if they die with obsession, some ghosts will choose to stay in the world , but the length of time they stay in the world also depends on the depth of their obsessions. Ghosts with shallow obsessions may dissipate after staying for ten days and a half months. Stay in the world for dozens or hundreds of years." Xiao Xianyou's eyes widened, and he asked in a daze, "So you mean..."

"With deep obsession and resentment, you will turn into evil spirits and evil spirits, taking revenge and demanding your life, but there are some exceptions," Shen He said calmly, "Although some people die violently, they don't know how they died when they died, or I don't know who the murderer is, these ghosts have obsessions but no resentment, unless they can remember the cause of their death and the murderer, otherwise they can only stay in the world for a few years in vain, and only wait for the obsession to dissipate before they die."

Xiao Xianyou is also a kind person full of sympathy. After listening to Shen Heqing's words, he was not afraid at the first moment, but pitiful: "You mean, the other ghost in this hotel died unexpectedly but didn't Poor ghost who knows how he died? Can't go to reincarnation, stay in the world for so long in vain, but can't find the murderer, it's really pitiful..."

Shen Heqing said expressionlessly: "No, I'm just giving you an example. It's so far away, who knows what's going on."

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

What a waste of his sympathy!

Jiang Haiyan coughed a few times to smooth things over: "Okay, anyway, now you know that the evil spirit is not in the hotel, you can rest assured, then we will go back today."

"Master, don't go!"

Xiao Xianyou was so frightened that he dared to let go of the two pieces of driftwood in his arms: "What if that ghost comes back after you leave!"

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "This..."

Shen Heqing suddenly said, "It's a bit strange."

"What's wrong?" Xiao Xianyou was taken aback, his nerves tensed instantly, thinking that the ghost had come again.

Shen Heqing looked down at Xiao Xianyou's lower abdomen, and said lightly: "You said you were pregnant with ghosts, but I didn't feel any resentment in you."

Xiao Xianyou subconsciously covered his stomach, and he stammered: "But I really feel like there is a little life in my stomach occasionally." It's too shameful for a big man to say such a thing.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and studied Xiao Xianyou's belly: "Pick up your clothes and let us have a look."

When the master ordered, Xiao Xianyou lifted up his clothes without any hesitation. As an actor who relies on his appearance and figure for his livelihood, in order to manage his figure well, he naturally needs to exercise and keep fit regularly, so he is not stingy Show off your figure.

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "The figure is good."

Xiao Xianyou couldn't help puffing out his chest. His figure was trained in the gym. Although he didn't have an exaggerated eight-pack abs, his muscles were smooth and everyone praised him.

Jiang Haiyan stared at it for a while, and finally came to a conclusion: "It looks very flat."

Shen He said calmly: "There is no resentment."

Xiao Xianyou was even more at a loss: "Then what's going on?"

"If you are really pregnant with a ghost," Shen Heqing continued, "you should also be affected, and your spirits will be low and your body will be weak. After all, people and ghosts have different paths..."

Shen Heqing said half and didn't say half, Xiao Xianyou was so anxious that he scratched his heart and lungs, wishing he could grab Shen Heqing's collar and shake it vigorously: "So? What is the situation now?"

Shen He paused for a moment, then shook his head.

Xiao Xianyou hurriedly looked at Jiang Haiyan again, and Jiang Haiyan also shrugged.

Xiao Xianyou was stunned for a while, then stretched out his hand to touch his stomach, as if muttering to himself: "Could it be that I'm not pregnant at all? All this is just my hallucination?...Wait a minute, a big man doesn't Possibly pregnant!"

How many challenges does his worldview have to face?

"Calm down first." Jiang Haiyan reached out and patted Xiao Xianyou's shoulder, "Think about it carefully, has anything different happened to you during this time?"

Xiao Xianyou was stunned for a while, then shook his head.

"Forget it, I'll give you one night to think about it slowly," Jiang Haiyan took out his phone to check the time, "We should go back."

"Master..." Xiao Xianyou became frightened again.

"Don't worry, it seems that the ghost didn't take his life for revenge," Jiang Haiyan comforted Xiao Xianyou, "As long as you lock the door, no one will open it, even if he is on someone else's body, he won't be able to enter your room. Letting you have more erotic dreams, there is no real loss."

Xiao Xianyou looked at Jiang Haiyan anxiously: "Master, then at least you can give me a life-saving talisman! Or some kind of talisman..."

Jiang Haiyan thought for a while, then took out a wooden Avalokitesvara pendant from his pocket, handed it to Xiao Xianyou and said, "This mahogany thousand-handed Avalokitesvara pendant is handed down from our Jiang family. Zhensha, you can wear it first, but you will have to pay extra later."

Xiao Xianyou immediately took it with trepidation, and repeatedly agreed: "Charges are charged! Money is not a problem!"

Shen Heqing on the side watched this scene silently without saying a word.

After the two left the hotel, Shen Heqing asked Jiang Haiyan: "... from the ancestors?"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "How is that possible! I bought it for five yuan at a roadside stall! If it was really handed down by my ancestors, how many years would it have been? Let alone peach wood, the stones are all weathered!"

Shen Heqing showed such an expression as expected.

"I've been busy for a long time, and I'm hungry," Jiang Haiyan rubbed his belly, and said to Shen Heqing, "Let's go to have a late night snack. I heard that there is a barbecue restaurant nearby, and the mutton skewers there are very delicious. , shall we try it?"

Shen Heqing, who had just finished eating, was silent for a while, and sighed: "You eat, I will accompany you."

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "I didn't raise you for nothing."

Shen Heqing: "..."

So the two turned to a nearby barbecue restaurant. This barbecue restaurant was quite popular, and it was almost full of people. Jiang Haiyan finally found an empty table and sat down. He took out his wallet and opened it again. Feeling melancholy: "I don't seem to be so hungry all of a sudden, so I'll just eat whatever I want."

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand to greet the waiter: "Waiter, here are fifty skewers of roast lamb and fifty skewers of leeks."

Then he turned his face and said to Shen Heqing solemnly: "The combination of meat and vegetables, balanced nutrition."

The waiter was a strong man with big shoulders and a round waist. He stared at Jiang Haiyan for a few times while writing down the order, and muttered to himself: "It seems a bit familiar..."

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "Really? I have a public face."

The man stared at Jiang Haiyan and took a few more glances: "It's not a public face, I always feel like I've seen it somewhere... on TV?"

Jiang Haiyan suddenly became narcissistic: "Many people say that I look like a star."

"I remembered! Aren't you the one in the super invincible big eater!"

The man suddenly slapped his thigh: "I saw you on TV!"

As soon as he finished speaking, half of the people in the barbecue restaurant looked over. The eyes of the onlookers were a little curious, but it was not too unusual. After all, there is a film and television city nearby, and stars often come to shoot movies and TV shows. Well, it is not uncommon to meet a celebrity on the street outside, not to mention that Jiang Haiyan is not a celebrity at all, at most he just showed his face on TV.

Jiang Haiyan scratched his face: "Yes, it's me."

"I remember you, you can eat very much," the man laughed loudly, "but aren't you a big eater, why do you eat so little? Are you full?"

Jiang Haiyan touched his nose, he couldn't say it was because of poverty.

The man went on to say: "Or is your show a lie? Actually, you can't eat that much at all? I thought before that it is impossible for normal people to eat that much. I have a very big appetite since I was a child. You can't even eat so much, you people look thin and small, how can you eat so much?"

Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, then smiled: "If you can't eat that much, don't you allow others to eat that much?"

The man laughed loudly: "Anyway, I have never seen anyone who can eat more than I can. Now that the technology is so advanced, it is not easy to fake the show? I guess it is for the ratings! You people can get a lot of money, right? "

Jiang Haiyan smiled and said, "Haven't you seen it? It's right in front of you!"

The man looked disbelieving: "You look thinner than on TV in real life, how can you eat better than me? Stop bragging."

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "Then how do you want me to prove it?"

The man pointed to the mutton skewers on the table next to the customer and said: "The mutton skewers in our store are all real mutton, absolutely no other meat is mixed in. A catty of mutton is forty skewers. I usually eat a little bit of it." One hundred skewers, sometimes you can eat two hundred skewers, can you eat two hundred skewers? If you can eat two hundred skewers, I will not charge you today. If you can’t eat, you can eat as many skewers as you want Give me double the money."

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "No problem, but what you say about this kind of thing doesn't count, the boss does?"

The man patted his chest: "I am the boss! I have the final say!"

Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly: "Then it's a deal."

That man, the owner of the barbecue shop, immediately turned around and greeted the others: "Everyone! This kid made a bet with me, saying that he can eat two hundred strings of mutton skewers from our shop! Please be your witnesses." people!"

Others in the store have been secretly watching the situation at this table. After all, who doesn't like to watch when there is excitement, everyone started booing: "No problem! We are all witnesses!"

The boss turned around again and asked Jiang Haiyan with his hands on his hips: "Young man, don't slap your face swollen and look fat. Don't do porcelain work without diamonds. It's too late for you to regret it now!"

Jiang Haiyan had already rolled up his sleeves, and smiled: "I never slap myself in the face, only slap others in the face."

The boss snorted, "I hope you're not bragging!"

The atmosphere in the barbecue restaurant suddenly heated up. The people who were drinking beer and shoveling skewers all stretched their necks and stared at Jiang Haiyan's table. Although the super invincible big stomach king is very popular, not everyone has seen it. In this show, many people don't know who Jiang Haiyan is, they only know that this is an ignorant kid who came to "kick the hall".

"Two hundred skewers of mutton? Can it work!"

"That kid is so thin, how could he eat so much? I can't even eat that much!"

"What if you come in vertically and go out horizontally?"

"Then it deserves it hahaha!"

At this time, the first batch of grilled mutton skewers has been delivered, the boss put the iron plate full of mutton skewers on the table, and hummed to Jiang Haiyan: "Boy! Here are forty skewers of lamb! You now It’s too late to regret it!”

Jiang Haiyan sniffed: "It smells pretty good."

"That's a must!" The boss puffed out his chest, "Our kebabs are famous far and wide, and no one else can eat them!"

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "I'll give it a try."

As he spoke, he picked up a bunch and ate it, commenting as he ate: "It tastes good, um, it's real mutton."

The lamb kebabs are grilled oily, and the mouth is full of the deliciousness of the meat and the aroma of cumin, as well as a little bit of the unique smell of mutton. It is not very strong, but it has a special flavor.

"It must be real mutton! However, you have some eyesight."

While Jiang Haiyan was eating mutton skewers, the boss counted on his fingers: "One skewer, two skewers, three skewers, four skewers..."

After a while, the plate in front of him was empty, and a pile of wooden sticks was placed on the table.

"Forty skewers, it's not enough." The boss hummed twice, turned and went into the kitchen and brought out the second plate of mutton skewers.

The onlookers were laughing and discussing.

"The young man is quite good! But he is not as good as me!"

"Forty strings is just a small meaning, let's see what's next."

"Do you want to take a gamble?"

And here Jiang Haiyan has already started the second round.

The boss is still counting on his fingers: "41 strings, 42 strings, 43 strings, 44 strings..."

After a while, the plate in front of Jiang Haiyan was empty again.

"Eighty skewers, it's okay." The boss snorted again, turned around and went into the kitchen to bring out the third plate of mutton skewers.

After a while, the plate in front of Jiang Haiyan was empty again.

"120 strings..."

After a while, the plate in front of Jiang Haiyan was empty again.

"160 strings..."

After a while, the plate in front of Jiang Haiyan was empty again...

When the boss brought the fifth plate of kebabs, his expression was a little shocked.

If Jiang Haiyan finished this plate of mutton skewers, it would be two hundred skewers!

At this time, the onlookers also began to be amazed.

"The young man is really amazing! This is 160 strings, and his expression looks so calm!"

"It seems to me that the young man has more than enough!"

"No matter how delicious the food is, I'll get tired of it after eating so much, but that kid still eats it with great relish! How courageous!"

"So much meat, it can make me vomit!"

As if he didn't hear the discussions around him, Jiang Haiyan calmly moved towards the fifth plate of mutton skewers, and there were already more than 100 wooden sticks piled up beside him.

Although he has eaten more than 160 skewers of mutton skewers, his expression still hasn’t changed. The weather is hot now, even in the middle of the night when the temperature has dropped, it can still make people very hot. This barbecue restaurant has not yet turned on the air conditioner , only turned on a few large ceiling fans above the head, although the wind that blows out is very loud, but it is not very cool when it blows on people, many people are so hot that they take off their clothes At this time, many people in the barbecue restaurant were shirtless, and Jiang Haiyan didn't even sweat a little on his forehead, let alone undressed.

When people eat, the body will release a lot of heat due to the movement of the stomach and intestines, so generally speaking, the more you eat, the hotter you will be. What's more, the weather is already hot now, and many people have to wipe their sweat after eating. Fat showed Jiang Haiyan's difference. Everyone else was sweating shirtless, but he was the only one who was clean and refreshed. If everyone hadn't been staring at him, they must have thought that he was sneaking around when no one was paying attention. Throw the food in the trash.

Seeing Jiang Haiyan finished eating two hundred mutton skewers, the boss was a little dumbfounded. He was stunned for a long time before he realized: "Eat, have you finished eating?"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "I've finished eating two hundred mutton skewers."

The boss was stunned for a moment, and then asked in a nasty voice, "Can I have a look at your belly?"

Jiang Haiyan stood up generously, and frankly showed his stomach. His stomach was still very flat, and he couldn't tell at all that two hundred mutton skewers had just been packed here.

The boss was stunned and muttered to himself: "Where did those two hundred mutton skewers go?"

The onlookers were also amazed.

"Fuck! That young man is too good to eat! He actually ate two hundred mutton skewers!"

"That kid looks so thin, how on earth did he eat?"

"This is so unreasonable! Where do you think the food he ate went?"

"...Could it be that he can do magic? Can he make all the food disappear?"

Jiang Haiyan smacked his mouth, the mutton skewers in this barbecue restaurant are still delicious, he really wants to keep eating...

"Boss, I won the bet, right?"

The boss was shocked for a while before he realized it, and sighed, "I'm willing to admit defeat! Your meal today is free!" It's nothing to eat two hundred strings of mutton skewers, but the problem is that he can see that this person has a certain amount of money in his stomach. There is still room!If he refuses to accept and this person wants to eat another two hundred skewers of mutton skewers from his shop, will he still be in business today?

The onlookers immediately applauded enthusiastically.

The boss gave a wry smile: "Sure enough, there are people beyond people, and there are mountains beyond mountains! I used to be short-sighted and watched the sky from a well!"

Jiang Haiyan grinned and said nothing, he is not human at all, but this boss has kicked the iron plate today.

"Young man is amazing! What did you eat to grow up?"

"It's so edible, you can spend a lot of money on grocery shopping in a month!"

"It's not easy for your parents to drag you to such an age! They didn't bankrupt your family!"

"You're too tasty, didn't you practice it?"

The crowd of onlookers joined in the fun again, you and I laughed at Jiang Haiyan one after another.

Jiang Haiyan touched his head and smiled: "It's okay..."

"Young man, don't be modest! Did you participate in the super invincible big eater? You can definitely get No.1!"

"You must win! We absolutely support you!"

"Haha, you're almost bankrupting the boss, remember to advertise to the boss when you become famous in the future!"

"That's right, the boss's day is worthless, and you have to advertise to the boss later!"

The boss couldn't take it anymore after listening to it. Almost all the guests in this room were regular customers. This is to tease him about betting with others!

He hastily smiled wryly and said, "Stop teasing me! I'm suffering now!"

The crowd of onlookers immediately burst out laughing, and the atmosphere became a little hotter.

"It's a good thing I don't open a buffet," the boss sighed, and instead teased himself, "Otherwise, you will definitely be eaten and bankrupt!"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Don't worry, it's generally not someone with a grudge, I won't go to his buffet."

The boss burst into laughter immediately: "If I want to open a buffet in the future, I will definitely put up a sign at the gate, which says - dogs and you are not allowed!"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

After leaving this barbecue restaurant, Jiang Haiyan said to Shen Heqing with a look of unsatisfactory expression: "The roast mutton in this restaurant is quite delicious, let's eat it again next time."

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, and said: "Next time you are hungry again, go to the buffet."

"Buffet?" Jiang Haiyan paused and blinked, "...why?"

Shen He said calmly: "Before you are famous yet, hurry up and go to a few more buffet restaurants. After all, after you become famous, those buffet restaurants should blacklist you."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "Probably at that time, there will be a sign at the entrance of all buffet restaurants, which says 'Jiang Haiyan and dogs are not allowed to enter'."

Seeing Shen Heqing's smiling face and slightly curled lips, Jiang Haiyan was in a daze.

However, he is determined not to be tempted by beauty.

He snorted: "...you go."