On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Xiao Xianyou's whole body is not well.

As a staunch materialist, it’s fine to have his worldview shattered by a series of recent events. He managed to pick up the shattered worldview from the ground and stuff it back. Another accident happened...

It's so easy to find masters these days. Although some places are full of masters holding signs of "Mai Shenxiang", nine out of ten of those so-called masters are liars. However, although he had doubts about the young man, he went up with the mentality of giving it a try, but in the end he only got his mobile phone number.

After getting the master's mobile phone number, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, another accident happened.

After Xiao Xianyou sneaked back to the hotel where the crew stayed, he didn't dare to stay in his room alone. After all, after knowing that there are ghosts in this world, and there is a ghost haunting him, most people would not Courage was alone, so he found an excuse and ran to knock on the door of another actor's room in the crew.

This actor is the second male actor of this play, named Lan Erhao, and like Xiao Xianyou, he is a young fresh meat star who has become popular in recent years. Overtly and secretly, there was somewhat of a competitive relationship, so when Lan Erhao saw Xiao Xianyou knocking on the door, his expression seemed a little surprised.

Xiao Xianyou was also very embarrassed. Not long ago, his fans fought with Lan Erhao's fans, and there was a big fight, and they were all popular on Weibo. Although the two usually looked down and saw each other in the crew, they also They are just acquaintances who nod, and the relationship is far from being close enough to knock on each other's room door in the middle of the night, but he really can't help it. He is even less familiar with other people in the crew. The heroine of the play, he can't knock on a girl's room door in the middle of the night, can he?

He rubbed his nose and spoke his prepared lines - rehearsing the script.

In the end, Lan Erhao let him in. Although their relationship wasn't very good, it wasn't so tit-for-tat that they turned each other out. After all, whoever is in the entertainment circle, who is not tactful?

The two entered Lan Erhao's room, and actually rehearsed the script for a while. When Xiao Xianyou was thinking about finding an excuse to stay and sleep for the night, something suddenly went wrong with Lan Erhao.

At the beginning, Xiao Xianyou didn't notice anything wrong, until when he looked up, he found that Lan Erhao had approached him at some point, the distance between the two was very close, almost nose to nose , the heat from the other party was almost sprayed on his face, and he was stunned for a moment.

The next moment, Lan Erhao rushed forward with his whole body, pressed Xiao Xianyou on the big bed in the hotel, and even moved his hands and feet, groping around.

Xiao Xianyou, who thought Lan Erhao was joking with him at first, suddenly realized that something was wrong. If this continues, wouldn't it be exactly the same as in his dream?He hurriedly struggled hard, thumped hard, and resisted hard, until Lan Erhao gasped and whispered in his ear: "...you actually want to kill our child?"

Xiao Xianyou was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he was pressed on the bed by Lan Erhao, stripped off his underpants, revealing two white thighs.

"I'm going to punish you."

Lan Erhao leaned on his body, his eyes were deep and his voice was low.

Xiao Xianyou finally found out that something was wrong: "You, you, you... aren't you Lan Erhao?"

"……who are you?!"

Lan Erhao smiled slightly: "I am your husband."

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

He finally understood that Lan Erhao was definitely possessed by that ghost!

At this moment, the humiliation and shame of being crushed by ghosts in those countless nights welled up in his heart, he burst into a small universe in an instant, lifted Lan Erhao from him, then turned around and ran away.

After the frightened Xiao Xianyou ran back to his room, his legs were still weak. After all, it was the first time he had faced a ghost face to face. will come to him.

He never expected that that ghost could not only oppress him in his dream and make him conceive a ghost fetus, but it could also impregnate an ordinary person!This ghost is so powerful that it can get on other people's body casually, maybe what else it can do in the future!

He quickly took out his mobile phone, tremblingly sent a text message to the master, asking him for help.

So the "master" on the other end received such a text message for help.

Jiang Haiyan put down the phone, raised an eyebrow at Shen Heqing: "Let's go, go save our big benefactor!"

Then he sighed, looked at the little hamster lying on his lap, and said regretfully: "You are so cute now, I really don't want to let you change back."

Shen Heqing: "..."

"But forget it, the evil spirit is so scary, of course you want to go." Jiang Haiyan chuckled, holding up the little hamster on his lap, "You are in charge of making money to support the family, I am in charge of eating and drinking, you are in charge of being beautiful, and I am in charge of watering it when I have time. flower."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and kissed the hamster spirit's little mouth.

Then, took a breath of spiritual energy.

In the next moment, the hamster essence turned into a living person.

Because of the original postures of the two, Shen Heqing had to straddle Jiang Haiyan's lap after transforming back into a human form.

He was completely naked, looking down at Jiang Haiyan with lowered eyes.

Jiang Haiyan also looked up at the naked man who was straddling him, but didn't say a word.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

After a while, Jiang Haiyan finally couldn't help but said, "Get up, you're so heavy..."

The corners of Shen Heqing's lips were slightly pursed, and then he stood up quickly, the gentleman was magnanimous.

Seeing Shen Heqing being so frank, Jiang Haiyan felt a little embarrassed. He touched his nose and said, "Put on your clothes quickly, and be careful not to catch a cold."

But how could the demon cultivator catch cold so easily?

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and began to put on his clothes. Although his original form was stupid and round, his body proportions were very good when he transformed into a human form. He was comparable to those long-legged male models in magazines. When he was wearing clothes, he looked really pleasing to the eye. The theme of his landscape paintings is masculinity.

Jiang Haiyan stared at Shen Heqing's figure for a while, and then his eyes fell on the red rope at Shen Heqing's ankle. On that red rope was a small stone, black and round.

When the demon cultivator transforms into a human form or returns to its original form, the things outside of it will not change with them, so after the demon cultivator transforms into a human form, he can only condense his clothes with spiritual power, but Jiang Haiyan remembers Shen Heqing returning to his original form several times At that time, the red rope did not fall off like other clothes on Shen Heqing's body. Instead, it followed Shen Heqing from the original shape to the human form, and from the human form back to the original form.

It seems that this red rope is very important to Shen Heqing, so important that he doesn't even have the spiritual power to maintain his human form, so he still has to carry this red rope with him.

Jiang Haiyan propped her chin and asked Shen Heqing: "What is that stone on your ankle? Is it important to you?"

Shen Heqing paused when he bent over to put on his underwear, he was silent for a few seconds, and said lightly: "...I don't know either."

"I don't know you still carry it with you?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows in doubt.

While putting on his underwear, Shen Heqing said calmly: "When I first opened my mind, this stone was on my body... I don't know why, but since it is on my body, I have been wearing it all the time."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, laughed and said: "According to the plot development of those upgrade novels, you are in the protagonist mode. Think about it, all the protagonists are useless at the beginning. You are a transformed hamster, aren't you? Does it match? This rock of yours might be some kind of treasure, hurry up and bleed to recognize its owner!"

Shen Heqing was silent for a while: "I asked someone, this is just an ordinary stone."

"A baby is just a rock until it is discovered, and a fire stick can be a peerless magic weapon," Jiang Haiyan said with a deep expression, "There is no garbage in this world, only misplaced babies!"

After Jiang Haiyan finished nagging, Shen Heqing silently buttoned the last button of his shirt.

After changing into his clothes, Shen Heqing's demeanor changed drastically, he looked like a cold and cold male god who came out of some TV series, how could he still see the stupid and cute in his original form?

Jiang Haiyan sighed with regret: "Let's go."

... Anyway, after he came back, didn't he just rub his little hamster as he wanted?

But then again, there is such a pet that can be used in the hall or in the kitchen, and can be held in the palm of the hand, whether it is human or original, it is a pet that is so beautiful, it is really enviable and jealous!

After he came back, he registered an account in the pet section, went up to show off his lesbian hatred, and made others envious and jealous!

After the two went out, they found the hotel according to the address given by Xiao Xianyou in the text message.

The hotel where Xiao Xianyou and his crew stayed was a five-star hotel. Jiang Haiyan stood on the opposite side of the road and looked at it from a distance. Looking at the hotel's resplendent and majestic appearance, he couldn't help feeling sad: "I already feel it. The world is deeply hostile to the poor."

Shen He smiled lightly, but didn't speak.

After Jiang Haiyan was melancholy, she dragged Shen Heqing into the hotel.

At this time Xiao Xianyou was hiding in the hotel room, wrapped himself in a thick quilt, trying to give himself a little psychological comfort with the quilt barrier, but everything that happened these few days was really terrible, even though hiding Under the covers, he still couldn't help but tremble with fear and trembling.

Who knows if the ghost will come in through the wall?The ghosts in the TV series can pass through walls!

He was terribly frightened, and wanted to get out of bed to grab some handy weapon, but he was afraid that the ghost would appear again as soon as he left the bed enchantment, and thinking about how ordinary weapons could have any effect on ghosts, he immediately panicked. Desperate.

Xiao Xianyou desperately recalled in his mind what could deal with ghosts, garlic?Sunlight?cross?

...wait, those seem to be for vampires.

Bible?Holy water?

It was like dealing with demons.

silverware?

That seemed to be for werewolves.

Xiao Xianyou couldn't help but grabbed his hair and hit the bed, why!Why does he usually only watch Hollywood blockbusters and horror movies?Why not watch some domestic horror movies?

Although the plot is bad, and despite the special effects, it might save his life at a critical moment!

He thought hard for a long time, and then he remembered a bunch of chicken blood and dog blood boy urine... Wait!Boy pee!

Xiao Xianyou bit his fingers and got tangled up. He didn't have any material at hand now. It seemed that only boy urine was the best way to get it. After all, he took off his underpants and soaked in urine.

But here comes the problem, he doesn't dare to leave the bed to go to the toilet at all now!He can't pee on the bed, can he?In case the urine is crooked, what will the waiter who will clean the room think of him tomorrow? "Shocking pee!A well-known Xiaoxianrou named X actually wet the bed in a five-star hotel! "... He didn't want to see such a headline on a news website at all!

fine!fine!The Master will be here soon!

Xiao Xianyou tried to comfort himself, but the more he wanted to calm down, the more he couldn't calm down, so he could only find a way to divert his attention - how about watching TV to calm down?

But soon, he gave up his thoughts, bah!What TV are you watching!What if that ghost crawled out of the TV? !

That's not too bad, in case that ghost crawled out of the TV with sister Sadako... Uh, will sister Sadako watch them or join them?

Pooh! 3P magic is too heavy mouthed!

And there are two ghosts alone!

While Xiao Xianyou was enjoying himself in pain, there was a knock on the door outside his room.

Here comes the master!

After Xiao Xianyou breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly became nervous, what if the ghost got on someone else's body and knocked on the door?

He struggled for a long time, and finally got out of bed under the quilt amid the more and more impatient knocking on the door, and shouted in a small trembling voice from a distance through the door: "Who... who is it?"

"it's me."

"……Who are you?"

"The person who received your text message."

"Big, Master?"

"Open the door, open the door."

Xiao Xianyou bit his fingers and struggled for a while before opening the door tremblingly.

As expected, there were Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing outside the door, Xiao Xianyou breathed a sigh of relief, and he sat down on the floor as if he was exhausted: "Master, you are finally here..."

Jiang Haiyan looked at Xiao Xianyou who had wrapped himself up like a silkworm baby, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "Why did you call us here in the middle of the night, we have to pay overtime at this point."

"Give it up!" Xiao Xianyou was so frightened that he saw Jiang Haiyan at this moment, it was like seeing a boat in the vast sea, and he would definitely cling to him and beat him to death, "Money is not a problem!"

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "That's about the same, what happened just now?"

Xiao Xianyou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and tremblingly told what happened just now.

"That ghost can get on other people's body?" Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, "It seems that he is really capable."

"If that ghost keeps getting on other people's bodies to harass me..." Xiao Xianyou felt chills all over his body when he thought of this possibility, "It's completely impossible to guard against!" He didn't know who the ghost would get on, and he didn't know Knowing when that ghost will get on someone else's body, he can't keep hiding from everyone, can he?In case that ghost directly got on the body of the boss of their company, then they could justifiably play out the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry!

"No," said Shen Heqing on the side, and he said calmly, "Ordinary people have yang energy in their bodies, and ghosts can't get close to them. If that person can be caught by ghosts, it should be because the character is too light."

Xiao Xianyou glanced at Shen Heqing. As a loyal audience of the Super Invincible Big Eater, he certainly knew who Shen Heqing was, but he didn't expect that Shen Heqing was actually the "foreign aid" Jiang Haiyan mentioned. He bit his finger and said in confusion : "Then when I meet people in the future, I can't ask people's birthday horoscope first, right? I only see those who are heavy, but not those who are light?" If this is exposed by the paparazzi, he will definitely be strangled to death by the big name of!

"Anyway, let's go to that person's room first." Jiang Haiyan looked around in Xiao Xianyou's room, and was immediately blinded by this luxurious big room, feeling deeply melancholy again. , "Although the ghost has probably run away, it's better to go and make sure, maybe you can find some clues."

Xiao Xianyou trembled: "Now, now? It's dark and windy in the middle of the night, so it's not very good..."

"If you don't go now, do you want to go again during the day tomorrow?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows.

Xiao Xianyou trembled again: "It's good to go in the daytime tomorrow. In broad daylight, it's not that scary."

"The tea will be cold when you go tomorrow," Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "Of course, if you want to wash up and go to bed early, then we'll go back today, and we'll contact you tomorrow if we have anything to do..." He turned around and said to go.

"No! Master! Don't go!"

Xiao Xianyou immediately rushed forward and hugged Jiang Haiyan's waist: "Master! Please don't go! Let's go and see now! I'll take you there!" With two masters supporting him, what else is he afraid of!He is not afraid of anything!

Jiang Haiyan nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, let's go then."

Shen Heqing pulled Xiao Xianyou away, and said expressionlessly: "Speak well, don't move."

Xiao Xianyou withdrew his hand at a loss, put his hands behind his back like a child who has done something wrong, and looked at the two masters in a daze: "Master...then shall we leave now?"

"You lead the way." Jiang Haiyan nodded.

Xiao Xianyou swallowed with difficulty, then he held his head high and went out with awe-inspiring courage to die——

"Wait, don't go out wrapped in a quilt, be careful of being treated as a psychopath."

Jiang Haiyan couldn't see it, so he reminded him.

Xiao Xianyou grabbed the corner of the quilt, tremblingly said: "If I don't wear a quilt, I'm afraid..."

"When you meet a ghost, it's useless for you to wear a quilt."

Xiao Xianyou had no choice but to throw down the quilt, and went out awkwardly.

Lan Erhao's room was not far away, and the three of them soon reached the door, which was closed.

Xiao Xianyou made mental preparations for a while, then knocked on the door tremblingly, but there was no movement in the room.

His mood became more and more uneasy, and he couldn't help looking back at Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing.

Jiang Haiyan signaled him to continue with his eyes.

Xiao Xianyou swallowed hard, raised his hand and continued to knock on the door.

After a while, someone finally opened the door.

The moment the door of the room was opened, Xiao Xianyou's heart almost jumped out of his throat, and he just waited for the person to come out, then he let out a loud cry and jumped on Jiang Haiyan——

Standing behind the door, Lan Erhao looked dazed just after waking up. He rubbed his temples, looked at Xiao Xianyou suspiciously, and then looked suspiciously at Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing behind Xiao Xianyou: "Who are you? ……Is there a problem?"

Xiao Xianyou didn't know how to reply for a while, and subconsciously looked at Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing.

Jiang Haiyan also looked at Shen Heqing.

Shen Heqing looked Lan Erhao up and down, then shook his head.

This man is not a ghost.

Although he knew that the ghost might have run away, Jiang Haiyan was still a little disappointed. He looked at Xiao Xianyou and shrugged.

Lan Erhao looked at the three people in front of him as if they were playing charades, and he was very puzzled. He frowned slightly and looked at Xiao Xianyou, with a dazed expression: "Why do I remember that you came to my room to find me to rehearse the script... Later I didn't I fell asleep knowing why... When I woke up, I found that you were gone."

Xiao Xianyou quickly found a reason: "I didn't see you fell asleep so tired, so I went back first. I happened to meet two friends of mine. My friend knows a little bit of Chinese medicine and knows a lot of folk remedies. Isn't it just right? I heard that you have hemorrhoids, so I wanted to bring them over to help you see if there are any folk remedies that can be cured..." Serious nonsense is the most basic self-cultivation for an actor.

Lan Erhao looked puzzled: "When did I say I have hemorrhoids?"

Xiao Xianyou: "...cough cough!"

Fuck!This night was so exciting that his brain was so dazed that he accidentally told the gossip he had read on the gossip forum!Misfortune comes out of your mouth!If this matter is leaked out, it will definitely cause World War II among the fans of the two of them!

"Ahem, this," Xiao Xianyou silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Nine hemorrhoids out of ten men! Even if you don't have it now, you will have it sooner or later! Take precautions in advance, it's good!"

Lan Erhao: "..."

Jiang Haiyan couldn't bear to see, so he said to Lan Erhao: "But I just looked at your face and found that you don't have hemorrhoids, and you don't look like you will have hemorrhoids in the future, so there is no need for this."

Lan Erhao was stunned for a moment: "Do you still know how to read faces?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled with an unfathomable face: "I understand a little, I understand a little."

Lan Erhao was stunned.

"Then don't disturb your rest! Let's go first!"

Xiao Xianyou almost broke out in cold sweat.

The three returned to Xiao Xianyou's room.

Jiang Haiyan asked Shen Heqing: "Did you see clearly just now? Did you find anything?"

Just now they stood at the door of Lan Erhao's room and talked nonsense for so long, of course it was impossible for it to be purely for nonsense.

Shen Heqing shook his head: "I didn't find anything."

Xiao Xianyou asked Jiang Haiyan: "Are you really good at reading faces?"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Why do you ask that suddenly?"

Xiao Xianyou asked shyly, "You can also take a look for me, will I get hemorrhoids in the future?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."