On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows while eating melon seeds: "Oh? Why do you say that? Is it really so scary?"

Zheng Yougan pursed the corners of his lips tightly, he was silent for a while, and said coldly: "That's right."

Jiang Haiyan continued to ask: "Why?"

Zheng Youqian said coldly with a straight face: "No comment."

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "You don't want to say anything, it's very difficult for our cooperation to continue."

Zheng Youqian said coldly: "I don't understand, is there any necessary connection between this and our cooperation?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled, and he leaned back on the sofa: "Of course, you are so uncooperative with us, it's hard for us to believe that you have the sincerity to cooperate with us."

Zheng Youqian sneered and said: "Since you are masters, even if I don't say anything, shouldn't you know everything by pinching your fingers?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, he picked up the tea on the table and took a sip: "Young Master Zheng, we specialize in art, we don't work part-time as fortune tellers, don't think we are the kind of omnipotent liars, if you want to cooperate, you have to Show some sincerity."

"Are you talking about money?" Zheng Youqian sneered, "Money is not a problem, I can afford any amount, but it depends on whether you have the ability to take it."

"Money is also included, of course," Jiang Haiyan put down his teacup and said with a smile, "but the most important thing is your sincerity. If you refuse to tell us anything, then there is no need for our cooperation to continue. Knowing how you provoked that mermaid, there must be a cause if there is an effect, if someone just wants revenge and resentment, then it is not easy for us to intervene."

Zheng Youqian was silent for a while, then said with a straight face: "Then I can only see off the guests."

"Young Master Zheng..."

Xiao Xianyou stood up, hesitant to speak.

"It doesn't matter," Jiang Haiyan smiled at Xiao Xianyou, "A person like Zheng Shao certainly has no shortage of ways to meet a master, so let him hire another master."

Xiao Xianyou was a little dumbfounded, he didn't know why the two people had a disagreement and the conversation fell apart, so he could only look at Shen Heqing who was on the side.

Shen He said calmly: "Let's go."

Zheng Youqian sat on the sofa, half closed his eyes, and had no intention of getting up at all: "Go slowly, don't see you off."

Jiang Haiyan said with a smile: "How dare you bother Zheng Shao to see us off, let's go by ourselves." He stood up, turned around and walked out.

Shen Heqing also stood up and walked out with Jiang Haiyan.

Xiao Xianyou was in a dilemma for a moment, so he could only bid farewell to Zheng Youqian, and turned to chase after Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing.

After the three of them left Zheng Yougan's house, Xiao Xianyou couldn't help asking Jiang Haiyan: "Master, what happened? Why did your talk break down?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged and spread his hands: "He obviously has no trust in us. Of course, cooperation must be based on mutual trust. If he doesn't trust us at all, then I can't help it."

"But didn't he talk a lot? He said it in great detail..." Xiao Xianyou couldn't help but say a word for Zheng Youqian.

"Although he said a lot, those are not important," Jiang Haiyan sighed, "He didn't say a word about important things. At first I thought he just had reservations, and wanted to test to see if we had It’s true, but after I pointed out the first thing he concealed, he still hid it and refused to reveal the truth, so there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Xiao Xianyou hesitated: "This..."

"Isn't it easy for a person in a high position like Zheng Youqian to get to know a few masters?" Jiang Haiyan smiled, "I'm afraid he has found other masters before, but those masters probably aren't very capable, so he can't help it." Only then did he think of finding us through you... But I guess he must know other masters, so he is not in a hurry."

"Then...Master, what's going on with the supernatural incident in our crew?" Xiao Xianyou was at a loss, in fact, he was a little at a loss tonight, "What about the mermaid?"

"Don't worry, it's not a supernatural event at all," Jiang Haiyan patted Xiao Xianyou's shoulder and comforted him, "You don't have to worry about what will happen to you, you just stay in the hospital obediently." For a week, everything will be settled when you leave the hospital."

Xiao Xianyou blinked: "Can it be resolved within a week?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, smiled and said: "Within a week, Zheng Youqian can't find anyone to solve this matter, so he will definitely come back to us, after all, we can be regarded as people who have shown their true skills."

Although Xiao Xianyou was still full of doubts, when he heard that the master had said that, his heart finally fell to the ground: "Master, this matter depends on you!"

Jiang Haiyan revealed an inscrutable smile.

"Damn it, it's already so late!" After Xiao Xianyou felt relieved a little, he took out his mobile phone to look at it, and he was a little anxious, "The hospital will have rounds in a while, I have to hurry back."

Jiang Haiyan waved his hand: "You go."

Xiao Xianyou turned around and ran all the way to stop the taxi.

After Xiao Xianyou left, Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing went home together.

Because it was not far from home, they walked back.

The two walked for a while, and Shen Heqing suddenly asked, "How do you know that Zheng Youqian will definitely come to us within a week?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, showing an inscrutable smile: "Guess why that Zheng Youqian refused to tell us what he went through after being beaten to death?"

Shen Heqing shook his head: "I don't know."

"That must be because..." Jiang Haiyan chuckled, "He was done by that mermaid some indescribable things."

"An indescribable... thing?" Shen Heqing was taken aback.

Jiang Haiyan stretched out two hands, one for a zero and the other for a one: "It's such an indescribable thing."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "You probably don't know, it's different from what is described in those movies and TV shows, there are only male sharks, females are not called sharks, they are called fishwives, intermarriage between sharks and sharks is gay, that one The Black Scaled Merman is naturally a man... so, you understand."

Shen Heqing said "No, I don't understand" indifference: "Can sharks and sharks also breed offspring?"

"Of course." Jiang Haiyan blinked, "They have reproduced like this since ancient times. Men and women give birth to children. Although the black-scaled mermaid escaped marriage, he must be a gay fish. I don't know why he fell in love with Zheng Youqian. I regard Zheng Yougan as my future partner, so I clean the house, do housework and cook for Zheng Yougan."

Shen Heqing: "..."

"Imagine that poor mermaid cleaning the house and cooking for his beloved partner every day, but in the end he was rejected by all kinds of people. He must be heartbroken and rejected by his partner in the end," Jiang Haiyan clicked his tongue, "I don't know What happened, the merman ran to the farcical crew, and we all know what happened afterwards. The black scale merman is ferocious in nature, and can even fight with sharks with bare hands. When chasing prey, he is extremely fast. After he turned into a human and landed at such a fast speed, even the surveillance cameras and cameras couldn't catch him."

Shen He was clear: "So that's how it is."

"As for why I said that Zheng Youqian will definitely come to us again within a week..." Jiang Haiyan suddenly chuckled, touched his chin, and smiled very inscrutablely, "Of course it's because it's the breeding season of mermaids recently, otherwise Why do you think the black-scaled mermaids and the silver-scaled mermans chose to marry at this time? Summer is here, and it’s time for the mermaids to mate and reproduce... Especially the black-scaled mermans are bloodthirsty and promiscuous, just wait and see, Zheng Youqian It won't last for a few days."

Shen Heqing obviously never expected that the reason would be this, he couldn't help but fell into silence, unable to speak for a long time.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, but suddenly thought of a question: "Sharks and sharks can have children, but I don't know if sharks and humans can. Reproductive isolation, I have seen many goblins born from humans and goblins, but mermaids do not seem to be strictly speaking goblins, they are just a race, they don’t have their original form like other goblins, but they can also become Humanoid."

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, as if he was thinking about something.

Jiang Haiyan thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a reason, so he simply gave up thinking. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Shen Heqing who looked pensive, and asked curiously: "What are you thinking?"

Shen Heqing said without hesitation: "Can Taotie and Ren have children?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

After Shen Heqing blurted out, he immediately realized that he was careless. He pursed his lips in annoyance, but looked at Shen Heqing expectantly, and asked, "...or what about with other goblins?"

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, then shook his head and smiled: "No."

"Why?" Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows.

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "I haven't tried it, how would I know."

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "You haven't tried it, so how do you know it can't?"

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "Anyway, I haven't seen other Taotie in these years. The world is so big, there is only this one in front of you, only this one, there is no other colony."

Shen Heqing paused for a while, then he looked at Jiang Haiyan fixedly, and asked: "...don't you want to try?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and quickly replied: "I don't want to."

Before Shen Heqing could respond, Jiang Haiyan patted Shen Heqing's shoulder with a smile: "Okay, let's go back."

Shen Heqing seemed to want to say something, but after a while, he just lowered his eyes and hummed lightly.

The two quickly returned home. On the way, Jiang Haiyan packed a dozen portions of stinky tofu at a roadside stall. Once he got home, he sat down on the sofa and ate happily. While eating, he greeted Shen Heqing come to eat.

Shen He refused flatly: "No need."

"Don't think that stinky tofu is so stinky, it actually tastes delicious." Jiang Haiyan thought that Shen Heqing disliked stinky tofu, so he persuaded him earnestly, "You can't deny its value as food just because it stinks. It's not fair to stinky tofu, and you lose a lot of opportunities to taste good food because of it."

"No need," Shen Heqing said calmly, "I don't like this."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Then do you want melon seeds?" As he spoke, he took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, which was left over from his meal today.

Shen He said calmly: "No need, I'm going to take a shower." After saying that, he turned and walked into the bathroom.

Jiang Haiyan wondered while eating tofu, her pet is getting more and more arrogant!

...still cute in original form!

Jiang Haiyan pinched his fingers and calculated, and found that the spiritual energy he had given to Shen Heqing should have been exhausted long ago, but Shen Heqing barely lasted for two days, not to mention that Shen Heqing had consumed a lot of spiritual energy today.

Just as he was thinking this way, he suddenly heard a commotion in the bathroom, so he put down the stinky tofu in his hand and walked to the bathroom door to have a look. He saw a cat struggling desperately in a bathtub full of water. dumpling.

It turned out that Shen Heqing had finally exhausted his spiritual power, unable to maintain his human form, and changed back to his original form.

Jiang Haiyan saw that the clothes and pants that Shen Heqing had just taken off were still lying in front of the bathtub, and knew that Shen Heqing must still be in human form when he entered the bathtub, but after soaking in the water for a while, he suddenly changed back to his original shape, and then subconsciously struggled in the water stand up.

He suppressed his laughter, walked to the bathtub, and picked up the hamster essence that was thumping in the water.

The hamster spirit who was almost drowning subconsciously hugged his thumb tightly with his two little paws, his little body trembling slightly.

Jiang Haiyan scratched the hamster's chin with one finger, raised his eyebrows and said, "Your name is Shen Heqing, and the three characters in your name are all related to water. How can you be afraid of water?"

The rescued hamster spirit didn't appreciate it at all. Instead, he was a little annoyed by Jiang Haiyan's words, so he turned around immediately and pointed his butt at Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan scratched the hamster's ass again: "Okay, I was wrong, this is racial nature, and has nothing to do with you personally."

The hamster spirit still pointed his butt at Jiang Haiyan angrily.

Jiang Haiyan touched his nose, found a towel and wrapped the hamster essence in it, and the hamster essence automatically rolled in the towel while rubbing its hair dry.

He held the towel wrapped in the essence of the hamster in the palm of his hand, and lowered his head to kiss the essence of the hamster, but the essence of the hamster quickly stretched out his paw to block his mouth.

The hamster spirit snorted: "I ate stinky tofu just now, don't kiss me."

Jiang Haiyan was very depressed. He was actually rejected by his pet. What about his dignity as the master?

The hamster spirit withdrew its claws, snorted and said, "Go and brush your teeth."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I haven't finished eating those stinky tofu yet, wait until I finish eating."

The hamster spirit stared at Heidou's small eyes, feeling a little upset in his heart, the stinky tofu outside was actually more important than him!

"...Suddenly it occurred to me that I haven't started a live broadcast for a long time, so I'll start a live broadcast today."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, and suddenly wanted to start a live broadcast on a whim, so he put the dried hamster essence into his chest pocket, then turned and went back to the living room.

He picked up his mobile phone and posted a Weibo to broadcast live, and then started the live broadcast with his mobile phone.

Although it was already midnight, the number of people online in his live broadcast room was still increasing rapidly.

After saying hello to the audience as usual, Jiang Haiyan chatted with the audience one after another while eating tofu in the live broadcast. The barrage was very fast, and many viewers were asking Jiang Haiyan various questions. Like What do you eat, what do you like to do, your favorite type, do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend...

"I'm not picky eaters, I like to eat anything."

"What do you like to do? Of course eating."

Jiang Haiyan bit the tip of the chopsticks and thought for a while: "The type I like..."

Just as he was thinking deeply about this question, a certain hamster spirit suddenly emerged from his chest pocket, and grabbed the edge of the pocket with its small claws.

"Of course, the cuter the better, at least cuter than my little hamster." Jiang Haiyan smiled, and scratched the hamster's little head with his index finger.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant——

Ooooh, what a cute little hamster!

The hamster of the male god's family is as cute as the male god!

God, is your family still short of pets?The kind that went to college!

...Am I the only one who thinks this hamster is super-spiritual?When I heard my owner say the type I like, I poked my head out!Emma!Is this the rhythm of fearing that the master will be snatched away? !

……

After hearing Jiang Haiyan's words, the hamster spirit was stunned. After a while, he silently retracted the small claws that were grabbing the edge of the pocket, then retracted his protruding head, and continued to nest in the pocket on Jiang Haiyan's chest as if nothing had happened. .

Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Fuck!Am I reading this wrong?The little hamster seemed to be blushing just now!

Oh my god!Could this little hamster really understand what the male god said?This is almost perfect!

Became fine 1!Silently, I made up a [-]-word essay about gentle human beings attacking x cute hamsters being spoiled!

Wait, am I the only one who is cute, cute hamster Gong X gentle human?

……

After the live broadcast ended, Jiang Haiyan took the hamster spirit out of his pocket and said seriously, "I suddenly found out..."

The hamster spirit stared blankly at Jiang Haiyan with his small black eyes.

"I suddenly realized that you seem to be a bit dirty." Jiang Haiyan poked the hamster's belly with his finger, "Moomao is a bit sticky, although it has been soaked in water just now, it doesn't seem to be useful. You recently Are you lazy and didn't take a shower?"

Hamster Spirit: "..."

"But you've been really busy recently. It's understandable. Let's take a shower together tonight."

While talking, Jiang Haiyan took the bathtub of the hamster essence out of the cage, and then he entered the bathroom with the tub in one hand and the hamster essence in the other. He naturally placed the bathtub of the hamster essence in the open space above his bathtub place, and then put the hamster essence into the bath filled with bath sand.

Jiang Haiyan didn't even put the water in the bathtub that Shen Heqing soaked for a while before, so he stood in front of the bathtub and took off his clothes.

The hamster spirit was about to escape from the bathtub, when he looked up and saw Jiang Haiyan taking off his clothes, the whole hamster froze.

Jiang Haiyan is a typical otaku figure, thin and fair, but not exaggeratedly thin, and even has a little belly, but considering his amazing appetite, and looking at his current small body, the contrast is still a bit big .

After Jiang Haiyan took off his clothes, he stepped directly into the bathtub, sat down in the warm water that Shen Heqing had placed, and then he soaked happily.

A long time ago, Taotie didn't really like to take a bath... until he met his first master.

While squinting his eyes and splashing the water, he turned his head to monitor whether the hamster was taking a good bath, but when he looked at the bath where the hamster was, he only saw a fluffy hamster's butt.

Jiang Haiyan smiled, he swam from one side of the bathtub to the other, then lay down on the edge of the bathtub and tapped the bathtub with his fingers: "Take a good bath, I won't let you sleep tonight if you don't wash it clean."

The hamster spirit slightly moved its furry buttocks, but still did not turn around.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Are you disobedient? Tomorrow's melon seeds will be confiscated."

The hamster spirit trembled, but still didn't turn around.

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, recalled the information he had checked before, then wiped his wet hands dry with a towel beside him, then opened the small door of the bath, took a handful of bath sand and put it behind the hamster essence Splash away.

This is a tutorial on the Internet that teaches hamsters to bathe. As long as sand is poured on the hamster, the hamster will shake the body to shake the sand off, and the hamster will use the bath sand several times in succession.

Sure enough, the next moment, the hamster spirit shook his body, shaking off the sand from his body.

Jiang Haiyan became playful, and poured a few more bath sands, and the hamster spirit continued to shake his body to shake the sand.

But soon he was not satisfied. Although looking at the back of his pet taking a bath was cute, he wanted to see the front of the hamster while taking a bath, so he decisively turned the bath so that the hamster was facing Own.

The hamster spirit, who had his back to Jiang Haiyan, froze for a moment and fell into a hamster-like stupor.

Jiang Haiyan was lying in front of the bathtub, and was about to poke the hamster's face with his finger. The next moment, he was surprised to find that the hamster...had a nosebleed.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Hamster Spirit: "..."

Jiang Haiyan was startled: "Why do you have a nosebleed?"

He's never heard of hamsters getting nosebleeds? !

The hamster spirit was a little bit ashamed and indignant: "..."

Jiang Haiyan quickly got up from the bathtub, rushed into the living room, picked up her mobile phone, and searched online—what should I do if my hamster suddenly has a nosebleed?

Then he went back to the bathroom while looking at the answers he found: "Some people say that hamsters get nosebleeds when they are angry... Could it be that you are angry?"

"Some people say that hamsters will get nosebleeds if their internal organs are damaged... When did you fall? Did your internal organs get injured? Are you feeling uncomfortable now?"

"Or did you accidentally choke the water into some organ when you almost drowned in the bathtub? The trachea? The lungs?"

Facing Jiang Haiyan's worried and anxious expression, the hamster spirit was silent for a while, then silently stretched out two little paws, covering his face: "..."

After a while, he turned around silently, pointed his butt towards Jiang Haiyan, then dug a hole in the bath sand with his two little paws, and buried his face in it without love.