On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan reached out and pulled the hamster spirit out of the bath sand, dug a hole and buried himself. After the hamster spirit found his body hanging in the air, he quickly kicked his short legs to escape from Jiang Haiyan's hand, but was held down by Jiang Haiyan's index finger The hairy butt, no matter how much you kick your short legs, it won't help.

Jiang Haiyan pressed the hamster essence in his palm, and after confirming that the little guy would not escape from prison, he turned the hamster essence over, gently pressed the hamster essence's soft belly with his index finger, and asked his pet with a slight frown. : "What's the matter with you? Tell me if you feel uncomfortable, don't hide your illness from medical treatment, what if something goes wrong?" If something goes wrong, where can he find a cute and good cook? pets?

The hamster spirit was lying belly up in Jiang Haiyan's palm, with small black eyes and a look of lovelessness.

Jiang Haiyan grabbed the hamster and inspected it carefully, but he checked for a long time, but found nothing wrong. No matter how you look at it, it looks healthy and lively, except that the expression is a little lifeless.

He was still a little worried, so he turned the hamster essence over and checked it again, but the hamster essence's little butt was still so round, fat and fluffy, and finally he came to a conclusion: "There is no hair shedding, it should not be a wet tail."

The hamster spirit snorted lazily.

Jiang Haiyan turned the hamster essence to the front again, opened the two short legs, studied the hamster essence's balls, and then he let out a sigh: "I don't know if it's my illusion...I feel like your balls are like It's a little bigger." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and poked it.

Hamster Spirit: "..."

So Jiang Haiyan grabbed the hamster essence in one hand, and searched the Internet with his mobile phone in the other hand, and soon he found several answers: "The male hamster's balls have become bigger...maybe it's because...the estrus period has come?"

After reading out the answer with the most likes, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help falling into silence.

A few seconds later, he coughed a few times, put down the phone, touched the hamster's little head, and said in an old-fashioned tone: "So you just grew up."

The hamster spirit lay down and pretended to be dead with a look of lovelessness.

"This is a very normal thing, don't feel ashamed," Jiang Haiyan looked at the hamster's listless appearance, and decided to give his pet some adolescent psychological counseling, "Do you want to find a female hamster for you? Do you like pudding or silver foxes? Or in-laws? Or bears? Bears are a bit harsh, but I'm not such a feudal parent... How about it? Do you want me to have another female hamster?"

Hearing Jiang Haiyan's words, the hamster spirit glanced at him quietly.

Without waiting for Jiang Haiyan to say anything, the hamster spirit suddenly turned over by surprise, jumped from Jiang Haiyan's palm to the edge of the bathtub, slid along the smooth wall of the bathtub to the floor, and then quickly slipped through the half-open door of the bathroom. drilled out.

"Wait, don't run around!"

Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, until the small figure of the hamster spirit disappeared completely, and then he realized that his little pet had escaped from prison again!

After Jiang Haiyan took a hasty shower, he quickly put on his clothes and went to look for the escaped hamster spirit. However, he searched around the living room to the room, but he never found the chubby figure of his little pet.

Jiang Haiyan felt that he was really worried about his pet!

"Xiao Qingqing, where are you? Come out quickly!"

Jiang Haiyan called out the name of the hamster spirit, while searching in various corners and crevices. He even resorted to the trick of melon seeds to lure him, but he still failed to lure the hamster spirit out.

He was very puzzled, why did the hamster spirit disappear without a word?He obviously didn't do anything, he just wanted to introduce someone to his little pet. Could it be that the little guy is shy?

I heard that hamsters will be irritable and explode when they are in estrus. Could it be that this is all caused by the estrus?

Jiang Haiyan searched for a long time but couldn't find his pet, instead he made himself hungry, so he took out a handful of melon seeds and licked it, and while licking it, he suddenly spotted a looming mass of melon seeds in the luxurious villa of his little pet. figure.

He leaned over to have a look, and sure enough, he found an escaped hamster in a pile of litter. He sighed, and was about to reach out to grab the hamster out to coax him, but the next moment, the hamster stretched out a Little paw, close the door of the hamster cage.

So his hand was awkwardly blocked from the door of the hamster cage.

Other people's hamsters will open the door to escape, but his hamster will close the door to keep the owner out!

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, and he quickly coaxed him warmly: "I was wrong. Human beings now advocate freedom of love and marriage. I shouldn't be like those feudal parents thinking of arranging a marriage for you. You can like whoever you want, even if It doesn't matter if it's a male hamster, it doesn't even matter if it's not a hamster, gender isn't an issue these days, and species isn't an issue."

The hamster spirit looked at him faintly with small black bean eyes.

Jiang Haiyan hurriedly passed a few melon seeds in from the crack in the cage: "Are you hungry? Eat some melon seeds to relieve the fire."

The hamster stared at the melon seeds and struggled for a while, but still couldn't resist the temptation of the melon seeds, so he crawled over silently, hugged a melon seed and gnawed it.

Jiang Haiyan watched the hamster eating melon seeds through the cage door, and couldn't help but smile: "Since you have accepted my benefits, you can't be angry anymore, don't worry, since you don't like me raising other hamsters, then I won't raise other hamsters, I will only raise you a hamster in this life."

Jiang Haiyan had never kept other pets before, and he didn't know what pets look like when they are jealous. It's a little cute. He couldn't help but fantasize about the hamster spirit's various cute appearances in order to compete for favor. Looking down, he found that the hamster spirit had fallen asleep with half a melon seed in his mouth.

He smiled. A hamster needs to sleep at least ten hours a day. Although this hamster has already become a spirit, he never thought that after returning to its original form, it would still be so... stupid and cute.

Jiang Haiyan thought about it, moved the hamster cage into his room, and put it on the bedside table.

Then he lay down facing the direction of the hamster cage, and before falling asleep, he said to the cage: "Good night."

Early the next morning, Jiang Haiyan was woken up by the touch of fur on his face.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the hamster spirit lying on his face. The hamster spirit grabbed his face with two small paws, quickly climbed up his face, and then the moment he opened his eyes, In an instant, she pointed her small mouth at his lips and kissed him.

Jiang Haiyan: "..." What should I do if I find out that my little pet is eager to kiss you early in the morning?

The next moment, the hamster spirit suddenly turned into a human form with a bang.

So Jiang Haiyan, who woke up early in the morning and was still a little confused, watched the little hamster lying on his face turn into a naked man, and the hamster spirit still pressed on his body after turning into a naked man, with his lips still facing each other. his lips.

Jiang Haiyan didn't react for a while, until he felt something hot and wet licking his lips, he came back to his senses, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "...what are you doing?"

Shen Heqing was naked on Jiang Haiyan's body, but his expression was very calm, as if he wasn't the one who was playing hooligans at this time: "I was just wondering if wet kisses can help me maintain my human form for a few more days."

Jiang Haiyan's brain didn't turn the corner for a while, and subconsciously answered: "And then?"

"You have to try to know." After Shen Heqing finished speaking, he bowed his head and kissed again.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Long live!My little pet has learned to play hooligans!

But he was shocked for a while, and soon calmed down. Teddy is so cute, and he will be worse every day when he is in estrus. His little hamster suddenly became so rascal, it must be because of the estrus!

"Your saliva is full of aura," Shen Heqing paused, and calmly analyzed, "Maybe the body fluids in other places contain more aura..."

Before Shen Heqing finished speaking, Jiang Haiyan stretched out his hand to push him away, and quickly turned over and got off the bed: "Enough, if you play hooligan again, I will consider neutering you!"

Shen He said calmly: "Hamsters cannot be neutered."

Jiang Haiyan: "...then I'll eat all your melon seeds!"

Shen He smiled lightly: "Won't I buy it myself again?"

Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt so tired, her little pet had grown up and started rebelling!

"...I'm going to make breakfast, what do you want to eat?" Shen Heqing also knew the truth that haste makes waste, so he lowered his eyes and calmly changed the subject.

Jiang Haiyan blinked and quickly replied: "Meat."

"Eat meat early in the morning?"

"Ok!"

Shen Heqing nodded, then he got up from the bed and walked towards the door of the room.

When he walked around Jiang Haiyan, Jiang Haiyan coughed: "...put on your clothes, it's indecent!"

Shen He said calmly: "Where on my body have you never seen?"

Jiang Haiyan, who was choked by the words he once said, couldn't help falling into silence, my pet's rebellion broke my heart!

But in the end, Shen Heqing put on his clothes. He first put on his jacket slowly, and then buttoned it slowly. During this period, he inadvertently exposed his smooth abdominal muscles, and showed off his long, slender and straight legs by the way. It took him several minutes to finally get dressed.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

After breakfast, Jiang Haiyan swiped Weibo as usual, but as he expected, Xiao Xianyou's production crew made trouble again.

But this time, of course, the accident happened not to Xiao Xianyou who was lying in the hospital, but to Lan Erhao, the male number two in the crew who had a lot of rival scenes with Xiao Xianyou. Because of the frequent accidents before, this time the crew made perfect preparations, and everything went well in the previous scenes, until Lan Erhao plunged into the water to rescue the heroine who fell into the water. Did not float.

The crew quickly organized the staff to go into the water to find the man, but fortunately, the rescue was done in time, and Lan Erhao, who was choked to death, was quickly rescued, but Lan Erhao was obviously frightened and refused to go into the water again up.

After this incident happened, the supernatural incidents of the crew were once again heated up, and many people who didn't believe it at all were a little shaken. After all, this fact is too evil. Before the dressing room was messed up, props and costumes were Damage to these small things can also be said to be hype by the crew, but it is unlikely to be hype when one actor after another enters the hospital. It may be accidental that an actor enters the hospital, but what about the second one?Now that the third one is here, it's hard not to believe it.

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "Lan Erhao..."

He remembered that he had met Lan Erhao before, but he had no impression of Lan Erhao. Although Lan Erhao and Xiao Xianyou were both popular young meat, Lan Erhao's personality seemed to be more low-key and introverted. Compared with Xiao Xianyou, of course it is much less.

The reason why the black-scaled mermaid attacked Xiao Xianyou's stand-in actor was probably because he mistakenly thought that the stand-in actor was Xiao Xianyou. No wonder the black-scaled merman would recognize the wrong person, so after he found out that he had recognized the wrong person, he would attack Xiao Xianyou the second time... But now the question arises, why did the black-scaled merman attack Lan Er again? How should Hao start?

Jiang Haiyan pondered for a while, then suddenly slapped his thigh: "Fuck! I know!"

Shen Heqing looked up at him: "What?"

"I know why that black-scaled merman attacked Lan Erhao!" Jiang Haiyan said firmly, "That black-scaled merman attacked Xiao Xianyou at first, it must be because he thought Xiao Xianyou was Zheng Youqian The person he likes, that's why he was jealous because of love, but later he found out that Lan Erhao was the person Zheng Youqian liked, so he attacked Lan Erhao again!" In the water, it was completely the territory of the sharks, and Lan Erhao fell Once in the water, it was like falling into the hands of the sharks.

Shen Heqing paused: "This is just your guess, right?"

"But I think it's very reliable. Otherwise, why do you think Zheng Youqian runs to the crew every day? He's just an investor. Even if the show hits the street, it won't have much impact on him," Jiang Haiyan said, "There is only one truth." " said in a deep tone, "It must be because there are people he likes in the crew, but he doesn't like women, so the people he likes must be among the remaining male actors, and Xiao Xianyou is excluded, then It must be Lan Erhao."

Shen Heqing smiled: "It makes sense, but what if he likes the director of the crew?"

After Jiang Haiyan was silent for a moment, he said, "...Although this possibility is not ruled out, Zheng Youqian should not be so harsh, right?"

Shen Heqing smiled lightly: "What if it's true love?"

Jiang Haiyan was silent again for a moment, and then he said hesitantly: "I didn't expect you to like that type."

"Which type do I like, don't you know?" Shen He said calmly.

"Which type?" Jiang Haiyan blinked.

"Raise me, feed me, feed me and live in me." Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said.

Jiang Haiyan was shocked: "I didn't expect you to want to be a little boy who is taken care of by a rich woman!"

Shen Heqing paused, just as he was about to say something, the next moment, Jiang Haiyan's cell phone rang suddenly.

Jiang Haiyan picked up the phone and looked at the screen, and immediately smiled: "As expected."

"Zheng Yougan's phone call?" Shen Heqing pursed his lips.

"That's right," Jiang Haiyan chuckled, "His little lover was hurt, and he really couldn't hold himself back and wanted to come to us."

Jiang Haiyan deliberately waited for the phone to ring a few more times before answering the phone, and said calmly, "Young Master Zheng, have you considered it?"

Zheng Yougan on the other end was silent for a while, and then asked in a dry and hoarse voice: "You already knew that I would come to you again?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled faintly: "Young Master Zheng, are you willing to trust us now?"

Zheng Youqian was silent for a moment, then said dryly: "It's the same address as last time, can you come over now?"

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "Zheng Youqian's condition is not quite right, it seems that Lan Erhao is really his love interest."

Shen He said calmly: "It seems that you guessed it right, let's go there after breakfast."

"That's necessary, why should we delay our breakfast because of him?" Jiang Haiyan smiled naturally, "By the way, I suddenly want to eat fried poached eggs."

Shen Heqing nodded: "Let me help you cook a heart-shaped poached egg."

After the two finished their breakfast, they set off towards Zheng Youqian's villa in a leisurely manner.

The person who opened the door this time was still Zheng Youqian, and Zheng Youqian was still wearing the nightgown he wore yesterday. His face was tired and his hair was still dripping, as if he had just taken a shower.

Jiang Haiyan keenly noticed that there seemed to be faint red marks under Zheng Youqian's nightgown, and with his sharper sense of smell, he naturally also smelled the faint scent of lust on the other party.

Zheng Youqian poured two cups of tea for Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing, and another glass of wine for himself, then he sat down on the sofa silently with a goblet in his hand.

He was not in a hurry to speak, and Jiang Haiyan was even more in a hurry. He took a sip of his tea, took out a handful of peanuts from his pocket and ate them.

No one spoke in the quiet living room for a while, only the sound of Jiang Haiyan eating peanuts.

A few minutes passed, and Zheng Youqian listened to the voice of Jiang Haiyan who couldn't stop eating peanuts. He rubbed his temples, and finally said, "You probably already know that there was another accident in the crew this morning."

Jiang Haiyan bit a peanut and smiled: "Well, that little star named Lan Erhao."

"He's the boyfriend I'm dating," Zheng You paused before continuing, "We've been together for two months, and I invested in this drama because of him."

"I see," Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "And then?"

Zheng Youqian was silent for a while, and then he opened his mouth as if he couldn't speak: "The reason why that mermaid attacked Lan Erhao... is because of me."

He raised his head and took a sip of the wine, then collapsed on the sofa, then he covered his eyes with his hands: "What I told you before was true, but I just concealed something... At the beginning, I was fascinated by the beautiful appearance of that mermaid..."

The first time Zheng Youqian saw the black-scaled merman, the black-scaled merman was crawling out of his swimming pool.

This scene should have been horrifying and frightening, but at that moment, he was confused by the black scale shark's strange appearance.

The upper body of the black-scaled merman is obviously a man, but his appearance is better than countless human women. He has black hair and black eyes, beautiful and seductive, but he not only has a beautiful face, but also has a beautiful face. With a vigorous figure, his full muscle lines obviously have amazing power, the kind of power that can instantly tear apart prey, his face and figure are obviously at the complete opposite extremes, but they are perfectly combined together, His fish tail was long and strong, and his black scales shone with a cold metallic luster under the moonlight.

Mermaids in fairy tales actually exist.

Zheng Yougan was so amazed by the black-scaled mermaid in front of him that he even forgot how weird it was that there was a mermaid in his swimming pool.

The singing voice of the mermaid in fairy tales is very beautiful, and when the black-scaled mermaid spoke, although his voice was slightly jerky, it seemed to have a charming power. He lay on the side of the swimming pool and softly called Zheng Youqian's name ,again and again.

Zheng Youqian walked towards that black-scaled merman as if his mind had been confused, but when he walked in front of that black-scaled merman, he was suddenly pulled into the water by that black-scaled merman.

The moment he fell into the swimming pool, Zheng Youqian came to his senses, and immediately struggled crazily, but then, he was pinned down by the swimming pool by the black-scaled merman. Although Zheng Youqian often went to the gym to exercise, his How could the strength be able to defeat the most ferocious predator in the ocean? Naturally, one can imagine the fate.

After that, Zheng Youqian didn't dare to go to his own swimming pool anymore, and even asked someone to fill up that swimming pool, but the black-scaled merman didn't disappear because of this, instead it became entangled like a nightmare.

Even if he tried his best, that black scale merman seemed to find a way to sneak in, even if he ran to another place, that black scale merman still followed him like a shadow, and he couldn't get rid of it at all.

That black-scaled merman has a strong learning ability. At the beginning, he only called Zheng Youqian's name, but gradually, he learned some simple words. He told Zheng Youqian that he was his identified partner.

Zheng Youqian didn't want to accept a mermaid's courtship at all, so he could only tell the black scale merman that he already had a partner.

The black-scaled merman was very angry and left angrily, and then, the production crew he often visited started making troubles.

Zheng Youqian was exhausted and exhausted by that black-scaled merman, and at the same time, that black-scaled merman started to catch some animals from nowhere, and then opened his bowels brutally in front of him, Looking at those bloody scenes, he had nightmares for many days.

After Lan Erhao's accident, Zheng Youqian's nerves, which had been tense for a long time, finally could not be stretched.

He felt that if this continued, he would definitely have a nervous breakdown.

"I don't know who else he will attack..." Zheng Youqian said dryly, "Maybe next time, he will grab the person next to me and insert his sharp claws into that person's stomach in front of me and ripped out the man's intestines and viscera... that's what he did to those animals before! He's a demon!"