[Football] Midfielder

Chapter 101 101 Women's clothing and bananas?

"It's too cruel, this Murris!"

"That's not the speed humans should have!"

"It's just a game, bastard, why don't you be so aggressive!"

"So, I just hate him, will I die if I lose once?"

Amidst the crazy complaints of Murris' opponents, Murris overtook the second group with yellow on his back.

Purple and Little Salin made great efforts in the early stage, but they lost their previous speed on the way back.Fortunately, they have enough leads to win this game without too much pressure.

While Purple was thinking about this, when he subconsciously turned his head to look at the first group where Murris was in, a figure flashed past him. Forget to move.

At that moment, he saw with his own eyes the ghost that once rose from the Bernabéu stadium.So close to him, right in front of his eyes——

—I believe it now, it was Mouris, the real Mouris.Ghostly speed, handsome and resolute face, ah!Everything blows me away, he's a real genius, the biggest bug, for sure!

——It’s okay, it’s okay, Murris is so handsome, I’m going to faint, ahhhhhh!

With the crazy screams in the stands, several fans really fainted.

Red turned his head, glanced at the overly excited stands, and said with a smile, "This is not an invitation from the TV station, please believe it is true. In fact, even I am about to be conquered by the domineering figure of the ace of Malaga!"

"Uh--"

This really doesn't sound like Red's style, even if he made such a sacrifice just to host the show, it's still too embarrassing for him.

You must never have guessed who said this, it was the sour Luo Daihua.

What a man hates the most is to see another man acting handsome in front of him!

The presiding group, who didn't take much interest in him before, seemed too special to Murris.

Ramos is in great pain, is that red, is it really that red?

At Chris's birthday party, he was assigned to the "death group", dragging a red everywhere he went, he completely ignored red, but red scared him badly in the end.

It was from this person that he smelled the same kind of little Murris.

But little Murris would never say that. Compared with little Murris, he is still too young.

Ramos didn't know what he was proud of, and his whole body was elated.

However, Ramos soon discovered that red did not have the same foxy aura in front of Murris.When dealing with other people, he is simply black-bellied and cunning, with a crushing IQ.If it weren't for the host's identity that made him feel scruples, those guests would have been played by him.

No wonder after that birthday party, Ricardo asked him to apologize to this person the next time he saw this person.It's not a wise thing to offend him. Judging from Ricardo's words, this is a person who holds grudges. Compared with little Murris, his mind is probably even smaller.

In the embracing relay pass game, the first group, which was far behind by the first and second bats, won the victory, while the third group, which left the other two teams behind at the beginning, became the last place.

This ending is really unexpected.

Now, the winner is on the dominant side, while the loser is standing in the elimination zone, waiting for their next fate.

Do you accept the test and continue the game, or choose to give up the punishment and take the initiative to eliminate?

Most people will choose the first one. This is a sports reality show, and what they watch is competition and fighting spirit.You don't even have the courage to accept punishment when you come to the show, and the audience won't buy it, no matter how famous you are.

Punishment tricks are really endless and full of bad fun.

Camacho was asked by Blue to wear women's clothing for a pole dance, and he had to wear the costumes prepared by the program team.

Camacho fainted from shock on the spot, this program group must have played too much, what the hell is going on!

And every time the screen turns blue, Luo Daihua can jump or be full of anger.

"See, that languid black dog, who looks like a good guy, is actually the worst of the five. He was stupid as hell at my birthday party, and when it comes to his own show, he's a thief It’s the same as a monkey. And you don’t like hard and soft, and you can’t play tricks on beautiful men. Oh, yes, Murris fell into his hands quickly. It’s really bad. Why isn’t Murris wearing women’s clothes and dancing pole dancing? The program team played With such a big player, if you have the ability, pick Malaga’s ace!”

"Enough, Chris, you're loud!"

"Are you making noise because of that black skin, or are you so angry because Murris is more handsome than you on the show?"

"However, to be honest, I also really want to see little Maurice in women's clothing." Ramos suddenly smiled, a little embarrassed, scratching his head, feeling that he was too funny.

He just thought that since little Murris was so handsome, it would not be bad to wear women's clothes.

Kaka shrugged suddenly, and also felt that this proposal was great.

But it is impossible to come true, because he knows that before the children appear on this program, the Malaga club has put forward many protection clauses and strict requirements against the ace's camera phobia.

Looking at this live reality show, there are not many close-up shots of Murris from front to back.There are a few of them, which seem to be taken secretly, and the angles are very strange.If you think about it carefully, you will know what's going on.

"Huh? Murris wearing women's clothing, it must be ugly, I don't want to see~" Just when everyone was thinking about what kind of novel scene Muris would be wearing women's clothing, Pepe disappointed the atmosphere.

I know it would be ridiculous, but I still feel inexplicably upset when you say it like this?

This Master Pei, who was often confused about the situation and could make the good atmosphere disappear without a trace, was tortured by "touching the bald head" by Real Madrid teammates.

On the screen, after struggling for a while, Camacho changed his clothes.

Wearing a sequined hot skirt, long brown wavy hair, eight-centimeter high heels on his feet, and big red lips, he came out from behind the stage.

Shocked!

A group of buddies in Malaga who were invited to watch the show fell down and vomited three liters of blood when they saw the people who came out.Some fell to the ground in exaggerated convulsions, retching non-stop.

Camacho was embarrassed to death, but when he saw this group of unsatisfactory friends, he completely gave up.Pursing red lips, blowing kisses and winking at them one by one, and trying to be as graceful as possible and pulling the collar of "I'm so hot"...

His daughter's posture made his teammate, who had just vomited and was about to get up a moment ago, continue to vomit while stroking his sore stomach.

And red said a very classic sentence at this time.

A shy man, if he wants to change his temperament, let him wear women's clothing.He can liberate his nature and discover a side of his body that he has never had before!

Camacho was originally a hot-blooded handsome guy, but he was a bit cautious in front of girls, and he also maintained his image in front of his teammates.

This time, she was tricked so badly by the program crew, and if she went all out, she received unimaginable results.

Not only women, many men like Camacho's appearance as a woman, and think he has a different taste.

After the show ended, he not only gained countless fans, but also received various confessions.Just looking at those big and three rough men telling him their love, Camacho couldn't help but rush into the toilet and vomit hard first.

Such a result made the Real Madrid bosses who had previously coaxed Murris to wear women's clothing to die down.

The image collapsed so thoroughly, it really wasn't suitable for Mulis.

Let him continue to play hard calmly, a good brother, why bother to make things difficult for a good brother.

The release of Camacho made this group of people play even more indistinctly.

And red's black-bellied fox essence is fully revealed at this moment.

This is why Ramos automatically raised his hairs and kept a safe distance when he saw this person.

Don't think that it's over when Camacho wears this body. Blue's request is to let him dance pole dance.Unfortunately, the props team did not prepare steel pipes. He suggested that Camacho choose one of them to cooperate with him and act as a steel pipe for him.

This can be regarded as revenge for Camacho, and it can also allow the audience to see a wonderful drama.

Sure enough, people who watched this program in the auditorium and in front of the TV felt as if they had been given blood.

Some shouted Maurice's name, some shouted blue, and some called for Asenjo who did not come.

Camacho cheered up and made these bad teammates laugh!

He shot his small eyes one by one, and the Malaga team members fled in despair.Others waved their hands while running away, begging for mercy.

The audience discovered that Malaga ace Chenna Mouris was missing again.

"Fleeing so fast!"

"Don't you know he's always been so alert."

"I still feel that Murris, who is running away, is a bit different from the man on the court."

"Then when you were fighting him, did you ever think that he suffers from camera phobia?"

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"And the Murris expression pack?"

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"That silly goalkeeper save dance?"

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There are too many surprises about Murris, and his poker face with no expression is slowly leaking.

These conversations originated from opponents on the Murris field.

They originally came here to see his embarrassment, but when they saw this, they suddenly felt that Malaga's ace was a little pitiful and a little cute. What's going on?

But as long as he thinks of his nasty poker face on the court, how cute is it, and boxing his emoji every minute.

And the close-up photographer Rodriguez really couldn't help crying this time.

He has already moved his position, and even put on the puppet costume of the column team, why can he still be found, and still appear behind him like a ghost?

Wouldn't it be okay if he didn't take close-ups of him and he gave up completely?

Don't scare him behind your back, you will really be scared to death by him!

Murris picked up the water calmly again, patted him on the shoulder, and expressed his hard work to him.Then while drinking water, a pot of porridge was messed up in the stands.

He was invited back to the stage again, this time the mineral water bottle was taken away by Blue before he could pick it up.

This is for his own good. The stupid excuse of drinking water is laughed at once, but it is not directly a laughing stock if you say it twice.

The audience in front of the TV also recognized the famous photographer Joe Lockrey, who was behind the Murris meme.

For his expression about to cry at this time, and the small eyes that Murris sent from time to time, the audience couldn't help but light a wax for him.

"Sure enough, it's Murris who has revenge."

"Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​Rodriguez at this time."

"It's impossible to see close-ups of Murris in this episode."

"On Lodri's back spirit~"

Camacho's "steel pipe" picked blue, but blue managed to escape.Because it was the punishment game he proposed, according to the rules of the game, he was excluded. Red backed him up and let Camacho re-pick.

At this time, the entire stand was chanting Murris' name.

The club has something to say first, let them all take care of Murris.Who is Camacho?He never thought he was a good teammate, and he always coveted the ace position.For Malaga's powerful ace midfielder, he has always had a complicated and wonderful mood.

How can he be seen as a joke by himself? At this time, no matter what they have to do with their handsome trump card, this is his style.

When Camacho pointed to Murris, the expressions on the faces of the presiding group and the Malaga players were a little subtle.

Even Luke, who was playing off, choked.

After taking a look at Camacho, he felt that this was not very good.

Camacho suddenly laughed, he really is the trump card in the team, let's see how much everyone protects him.

However, even if it's me, I don't really want to see Murris embarrassing.

So, Camacho's finger jumped over Murris and pointed to the yellow behind him.

Everyone in Malaga breathed a sigh of relief, and Mulis looked at Camacho with a rare warmth in his eyes.

This pole dance is full of wit and wit. Judging from Camacho's performance, the handsome guy still has dancing skills.And his partner yellow, when the music sounded, he had already forgotten that he was a lifeless "steel pipe". Instead, he danced with Camacho hip-hop, in exchange for waves of applause and screams.

Although it's a pity that Murris didn't act as the steel pipe, but you can't let the trump card do everything, and Murris will be too hard.

For the losing group, only two people need to be selected to accept punishment.Camacho is one, and the other is purple, a fallen angel. Seeing the hosts punish them like this, Malaga is unambiguous, and they all want to get them back.

If you can't fix the black skin for the time being, just fix his teammates.

The Malaga teammates who laughed heartlessly and vomited before, now think of brotherhood again.The host team and the Malaga players are on the same side, but they are in the same team, which is really messed up.

Luke and Williton proposed that Purple, an elegant young man, would do something crazy.The program cannot be vulgar, so everyone still pays attention to the scale.

Purple smiles, grown up, he hasn't done anything crazy yet besides being a famous singer.

Luke was squinting his eyes and thinking of ideas, when he saw Murris, he snapped his fingers, and there it is!

The column team brought up three bunches of bananas, and let Purple eat them within 10 minutes.Because the program time is limited, take away one bunch, two bunches of bananas, and give purple 6 minutes.

The host team all exclaimed that it was impossible, and blue also asked if they could help to eat together.

Luke shook his hands, rejecting them one by one.

"Three bunches of bananas, Murris finished it in 5 minutes. Once, it seemed that it only took 3 minutes, and this time has been relaxed a lot."

Purple heard this, looked at Murris, and suddenly froze.

Luke, who was still talking about the glorious history of Murris, was patted by Willyton.

Luke looked around, including the photographer and staff, all with foolish expressions.And their eyes were all looking at the same place.

That's where the bananas were, and... where Mouris was.

As soon as I turned around, I found that the three bunches of bananas just brought up by the staff of the column team were only three neat stacks of banana peels left.

Murris, who was standing aside, was still wiping his hands slowly, and was a little dazed when he saw them looking over.

"These bananas, can't you eat them?"

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