[Football] Midfielder

102 Murris is a bug!

"Murris, these are for Purple, as a punishment for him—" Luke held his head, and as soon as Muris met the banana, he couldn't see anything.

"Can I eat for him?"

"This one……"

"No problem, you are the winning side, and you belong to the Malaga team, of course it is no problem if you are willing to help." Red said hastily.

The auditorium screamed again, and two names kept appearing in their shouts, one was Murris and the other was Purple.

——Che Zi Dang sent out sugar, pick it up soon!

——Xiao Zi was saved by Malaga Ace, so happy~

——Little Mumu who eats bananas is so cute!

--Ha ha ha ha! Two bunches of bananas were processed within 2 minutes, breaking Luke's record again.

——Poor Luke and everyone at the scene with a confused look on their faces~—It was reported earlier that Old Murris likes to give out bananas to fans.I think it's false news, there is such a powerful banana master in the family, no matter how many bananas he can destroy.

——It's true, I just got old Morris's bananas.The food in his flavor shop is delicious, and the people are very friendly.We often say that Mulis and old Mulis are not like father and son at all. It would be great if little Mumu had one-tenth of the enthusiasm of old Mulis~——Murlis is like this, he has to become enthusiastic, a lot The sister paper will cry in fright.

—That's right, I love his poker face.

——Watching this program, I always feel that the poker face is about to collapse every minute~——You are not alone.

——hahahahahaha!

The relay pass game ended here, but Luke and everyone in Malaga pulled Mouris aside to have a whisper.

The general meaning is that Murris can't turn his elbows outward, and the friends in Malaga need to fight against the enemy, and the hosts are not easy to deal with.

These guys had to look at Murris and nodded before letting him go.

And the audience found that usually on the pitch, the midfielder brain, which coordinates the overall situation, was surrounded in the middle, and one person told him to teach Ace to "be a man".

Some people think that Murris didn't understand what was going on at all, and he is still confused at the moment.Or are you still thinking about his few bunches of small bananas, and want to have two more?

However, the small appearance outside the state made this smart midfielder feel a little more friendly for no reason.

The host team on the other side is also discussing countermeasures. Next, there will be no grouping as before. The host team will be one team, and the guest team will be one team.And the five beauties freely choose to follow the team.Swenson, Laura and Helena chose the guest team, and Havana and Salin Jr. chose the host team.

In the process of discussing countermeasures, yellow did not forget to tease Purple, and said sadly that the idol was much kinder to Xiao Zi than to him.

He was greeted several times by Murris just because he said two wrong sentences.

First, one-handed support, and then that period of galloping.When poor yellow climbed off Murris' back, he almost ran to the side and vomited.In a later interview with the media, the kid mentioned the speed of Malaga's ace and directly described it as a water airship.

But the yellow-haired boy was extremely excited, lying on Murris' back, as if flying.Although he was miserably abused, he will do his part the next time he has the chance to climb the ace back in Malaga!

Xiao Zi is much luckier, his stomach is like a cat, and he only eats a little bit every meal.And it tastes elegant. Foods like fruits are only imported when they are cut into small pieces.Don't talk about hypocrisy, Xiaozi's family education is very strict, and the education and dining etiquette that she has received since she was a child is like this.

If he really wanted him to hold two bunches of bananas and gnaw there, Xiao Zi would definitely collapse.

Of course, by agreeing to host this show, Xiaozi let go a lot and tried many things that she hadn't tried before.This time they ate bananas, and they looked forward to seeing him.

Judging by Yellow's clever little head, he must have heard that stupid striker in Malaga say that his idol loves bananas the most, so he would be interested in eating bananas.

Who knows, in the blink of an eye when they were talking, Murris calmly settled the three bunches of bananas.

Lockrey was very lucky to get a close-up of Murris, because his full attention was taken away by the banana, which allowed him to find this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Lockrey was moved to tears, and the picture he captured was the moment when Murris neatly dealt with the first string and started to eliminate the second string.

Many viewers understood the subtext of that look: Very good, these guys are still talking there, I have to speed up.

As a result, Murris finished the second bunch of bananas faster.When he finished eating the second string, the group of guys were still talking, so he even killed the third string.

In the view of the Zizi Party, Mulis eats bananas not simply because he loves them, but because he helps Xiaozi.

Malaga Ace must have seen that Xiao Zi couldn't finish eating these, and he didn't want him to be made things difficult, so he helped their Xiao Zi settle it when the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves and the wind swept away the clouds.

He cleverly solved the problem this time without letting anyone suspect him, and by the way he showed off his cuteness, such a person, don't be too smart!

As for why Murris helped Xiao Zi?

The reason is very simple, their little purple is so perfect and so good-looking, so versatile and so elegant and suave!

Zifan, who was a little more rational, found the most reasonable explanation for their brain hole.

Many purple fans know that Xiaozi is a fan of Malaga. Xiaohuang broke the news that Xiaozi will watch any Malaga game, and his idol is the talented midfielder Chener who is popular in La Liga this season. -Murris.

On the show, Xiaozi helped Murris more than once.Murris must have received his kindness and helped Xiao Zi when he was in trouble. This is reciprocating.

Ace of Malaga, surprisingly easy to understand!

Facing this statement, Ramos was the first to dissatisfy.

He obviously treats little Murris as good as he wants, but every time Chris offends him, little Murris will always clean up with him.It must not be little Murris who is talking about reciprocating peaches and plums.

However, in this case, the Cherache Party has something to say.

In the last La Liga No.20 match between Malaga and Real Madrid in the sixth round, Murris not only saved Shuishui from a yellow card, but also followed him in the second half of the game without being angry or annoyed. look like.Even the last shock was to prevent Shuishui from being dealt cards by the referee. This special case and honor made countless CP parties jealous to death, okay?

After a short break and both sides discussed the tactics, the last game of this episode began.

Lucky turntable, on this lucky turntable, a total of thirty rings are depicted.Each ring corresponds to different reward and punishment measures. If you hit the reward ring, your team will get one point.Hit the penalty ring, and the opposing team will accept the task given by the ring.

Each ring can only be shot once.Injecting into the same number of rings, the chance is void.

Each team must send a person to complete the task after the opponent hits the penalty ring.For each task, the team can get two chances and send two people to complete it.If both lose, the game is over.

If all the prescribed tasks are completed, the points of both teams will be judged, and the one with more points will win.

Teams that fail to complete tasks or have low points fail collectively.Not far away, fountain baths and ice buckets await you.Good buddies have to accept the punishment together. If you are afraid of catching a cold, come to a ten-kilometer cross-country and let you run to waste.

The host team didn't want to lose, they wanted to see the guests be punished, so that there would be topics and material.

These are professional athletes in Malaga, so there is no need to talk about the competitive spirit.Although it was a game, everyone didn't want to lose at all.

If you want to win this game, you must first understand this lucky turntable.The tasks on this turntable are really strange. There are a total of eight rings for bonus points, and the rest are task rings.

For example, carrying a hundred pounds with one hand and doing pull-ups.In this link, everyone looked at Murris. Judging from the powerful arm strength that Ace showed before, this is completely fine.

And sticking your feet into your mouth from behind, what the hell is that?

However, everyone in Malaga is not stupid. The host team are all dancers, and they must be stronger than rough men like them in terms of body flexibility.If they hit this, they're waiting to be eliminated.

The only way to crack it is to be one step ahead of them and seize this link.

Within 5 minutes, find out the mysterious person according to the clues; collect the hair of ten girls present in different colors; guess which host or guest the key is hidden on; within 1 minute, make a designated female guest cry; Pick a lucky viewer to call and lure him or her to say the words specified by the column group; send flowers to a same-sex present, look him in the eye, and write a poem of love; persuade a host or guest to defect and be your side undercover...

Everyone in Malaga can't help but go crazy, who came up with these things.

In addition to these, there are many normal ones.Such as fencing, rope skipping, fighting, wrestling, swimming, boxing, basketball, and boxing.Every issue of "The Big Guys Are Coming" will also invite elites and experts from all walks of life. If the host is unable to attend in person, these experts will come up to challenge.

But before the task was made public, they didn't know whether it was the presiding group to accept the challenge or the expert.But for each episode, there are only three talents, so they still have a chance.

The guest group has no foreign aid, they only have their own teammates.

There are many people in Malaga, but even so, after seeing the lucky wheel, they all looked a little bleak.

They have played football since elementary school.Except for the physique and consciousness of the athletes, they really don't know how to outperform those masters in these events.

"Uncle Demi has learned fencing." Camacho looked at Marshal Demichelis. Although we have not known each other for a long time, it does not prevent us from joking around with each other.

"I can only scratch the surface." Demichelis said modestly.

"I've seen your fencing video, it's great, it's half professional."

Demichelis shrugged. In this case, if the opponent really hit the fencing, he would go out and fight.

"I can swim, but only dog ​​planing."

"I learned a little freestyle..."

"I can swim butterfly..."

Everyone spoke enthusiastically, at least for the swimming session, there were quite a few people in the team meeting.Even if you can't win, at least don't lose too ugly.

"There is also rope skipping, this is no problem, I can jump more than 50~" Lukete was proud.

"I can dunk—"

Everyone looked at the old captain Arnau one after another, thinking in unison, can the captain slam dunk with his body?

"What should those who reason and guess the key to find the mysterious person do? They can't find an entry point at all." Luke laughed bitterly, he was most afraid of using his brain.

A few people in the line laughed, and Demichelis reached out and patted Mouris on the shoulder.

"There is an IQ in charge here, what are you afraid of?"

"... Oh, yes, Murris is our midfield brain, are these links designed for him at all!" Luke became triumphant.When it comes to brains, Murris can't lose to anyone.

Those opponents of Murris must have thought so before watching this episode.With all the cunning and cunning of the ace of Malaga, such tasks of using the brain will not be difficult for him.

But after watching this episode, countless fans, including countless fans, began to have doubts about Chenna Murris' IQ.

Someone who is a genius in some fields may be a noob in others.

They thought Murris was the exception, but now they're not sure.

That poker-faced Murris would be cute, and it seemed impossible to convince others that he was a variety show novice.

But to their disappointment, an old fox is an old fox, and his cunning nature will not change under any circumstances.

And a smart mind is innate, and it is the most powerful weapon of Malaga's ace.

The first is finger-guessing. Williton is sent here, and Green is sent there.Two out of three, Williton won and Malaga shot first.

Among these people, Jesús Gamez, who is recognized as the best archer, came from a nobleman and learned archery since he was a child.With him as the starter, I hope to get off to a good start.

The teammates suggested that Jesús Gamez shoot the fifth ring. The task of the fifth ring is to make a designated female guest cry within 1 minute.

Everyone in Malaga thinks that if you can't do it, the other side will definitely not be able to do it either.Even if they can do it, they can avoid losing in this round by occupying this difficult one first.

Jesús Gamez nodded. His shooting skills were good, but he missed a little and hit the seventh ring.

The team members were a little disappointed at first, but after seeing what was written on the seventh ring, they suddenly went crazy with joy.

One hundred pounds on one hand, pull-ups.Those skinny and handsome guys will definitely not be able to do it.

However, these boys were slapped in the face every minute.

Drummer Green was the one who challenged this project. He first warmed up next to him, then came under the horizontal bar, lifted a [-]-pound weight with one hand, and pulled up with the other hand.He pulled three times in a row before putting down the heavy object in his hand.

The fans were enthusiastic and shouted Green's name excitedly.

Malaga was quite hit. It seemed that those handsome boys were not as weak as they imagined.Be careful next, since these items are listed, those host groups may be good at them.

The presiding group will be the first to accumulate one point when they complete the assigned tasks.

When it comes to the host team, the archers are not blue who is the best at archery, because everyone has to take their turn once before they can start shooting again.They put this black leather with excellent marksmanship behind them as a secret weapon.

The First Arrow host group handed it over to the female guest Salin, who has never learned archery. The female guest will be taken care of and have three chances to shoot arrows.He missed the target the first two times, and almost missed the third time. He just hit the edge of the turntable and hit the No.30 ring.

Originally, Malaga had won this round, but it was a coincidence that Salin got a shot.When everyone in Malaga saw the task on the No.30 ring, they were all dumbfounded.

Send flowers to the same sex, look into his eyes, and write a love poem.

Luke just wanted to turn around and asked who would take on this important task?A few pairs of big hands stretched out from behind, pushing him forward together.

"Okay, Malaga sent Luke to accept the challenge—"

"..."

If you recite love poems, you recite love poems, if you send flowers, you send flowers. Anyway, he has a thick skin.

But he had to choose this candidate well. The stranger was a little embarrassed, so he chose the teammate he was familiar with, Malaga. Anyway, no one would take it seriously, so they were just joking.

But in terms of appearance, he still wants to find someone who is better looking and more pleasing to the eye.Let him recite love poems to the captain and the beast, he will have a psychological shadow.

"This stupid striker, wouldn't he want to choose Murris?"

"If I want to pick someone to send flowers and recite love poems, I will only choose Little Murris."

Real Madrid bosses looked at those two stupid teammates who didn't know what they said, and dropped their glasses.

"What are you looking at me for? Anyway, it's a spoof, so you don't want to see little Murris being confessed by the same sex?" Master Shui didn't realize it at all. When it comes to bad humor, he is no less than others.

"Actually, it is most appropriate to choose Camacho." Kaka said, "He used to wear women's clothes before, so sending flowers to him at this time will not be too abrupt."

Everyone said that what Kaka said made sense, but Camacho seemed too pitiful.

Luke looked around and found that Mouris had lost track again.

In a certain corner, the photographer Joe Lockrey, who was about to take a close-up of Mullis, noticed the man holding the water behind him, with two wide noodle tears hanging on his face...

Murris was invited back again, and this Lodri was completely popular among the fans.Not as a photographer, but as one of the saddest characters of the year.

Is this what happened to all the people who were targeted by Malaga's trump card?

When is the head!

Luke originally wanted to choose Murris as the object of his confession, but when he saw Rockrey's end, he trembled twice, and decisively chose another tragic character, Camacho.

"Why did you choose me?" Camacho's forehead was on fire.

Is he so easy to bully?

"Camacho, I suddenly felt that you are quite coquettish in women's clothes. If you don't believe me, my heart is still pounding." The confession began, and Luke acted like a veteran in love, Waiting for the opportunity to recite poems.

But he didn't have such a chance. After he said the words, Camacho fell over his shoulder and threw Luke to the ground.He fell to the ground, a dead fish, and his challenge failed.

Only after Camacho fell did he remember that there was still a mission. No way, Luke was the one who fell, so he was the second person to accept the challenge.

Camacho chose Uncle Demy, and the marshal stood there trying to smile or not. Camacho bit the bullet and finished reading a poem, finally passing the challenge.

In fact, if you don't play tricks or play tricks, the challenge is still easy to succeed.As for a smart fool like Luke, let him continue lying on the ground to cool off for a while.

This went back and forth for two more rounds, the beast missed the target, and red from the host team hit the reward ring, earning another point for the host team.

Sandro Silva hit the reward ring, but unfortunately, this ring was occupied by red, and the ring was invalidated.

The host team followed up with yellow, who tried his best to be handsome and let him fly past the target. Finally, the guest team did not lose too much to the host team.

In the fourth round, Camacho volunteered to avenge himself.

He was very competitive and hit the eleventh ring, fighting.

Malaga screamed with excitement, and sent out a rough and fierce beast.

They thought that the host team would invite martial arts masters to fight on their behalf, but they didn't know that red smiled and handed the microphone to the staff, and walked over without changing his clothes.

The fallen angel red-haired captain VS Beast Baptista, the red-haired captain is only around the shoulder of the beast, this one has the cutest height difference, standing there, arouses a lot of laughter.

Judging from the physique of these two people, red has no advantage in any aspect.The beast has a big hand, and it is very likely that the red-haired captain will be pinched immobile.

But there is no suspense in this fight, red is very flexible and vigorous, and he is well versed in fighting skills.The beast was not at the same level as the brash beast. The team leader held a small leather whip and hit the beast's back three times in a row.In contrast to the beast, he only hit the captain once.

This is still in the case of the squad leader keeping a hand, because he is a guest, it is not easy to slap him in the face.

In this kind of single-player combat, the winner will be decided in one round, and the host team will accumulate one point.The situation in Malaga is not optimistic.

"Hey, hey, what are the origins of those handsome guys, and why are they all so good." Now it's just the yellow hair and purple, who haven't shown their real skills yet.

Green's strength, red's fighting skills, and the black-skinned archery skills that everyone knows.

As for the fans of the fallen angels in front of the TV, their voices became louder and louder, and they couldn't be more excited.

As a popular idol group in Europe, they are not just handsome and can sing.Each of them has an extraordinary background, has real talents and practical learning, and is versatile. They are either academic masters or field elites.

When people laugh and say they're superficial, it's because they don't know what kind of people these handsome guys are.

The situation here in Malaga is not optimistic. After some consideration, they decided to strive for points first and hit the reward ring.

The archer was Maresca. He was not good at archery, but he was very lucky. He originally wanted to shoot the outer reward ring, but he shot the inner one.Either way, everyone is happy with the outcome.

On the host team side, the archer in the fifth round is purple, he hit the [-]th ring, guess which host has the key hidden.

Malaga collectively turned their backs, and the hosting team was responsible for hiding the keys.After the preparations are complete, call Malaga to turn around collectively.

After playing this round of games for so long, nothing happened to Murris.

Next, it's time to play the trump card.

And this episode of the show has come to an end, can the guest team turn the tide in the last few rounds?

It's not just the Malaga team who are nervous, even the fans and fans watching the show are holding their breath, wanting to see if the ace is really as magical as the legend says.

In the game, at every critical moment, he can always lead Malaga to reverse the game and win the victory with the posture of the king.

So in the reality show, can he still continue the same setting as his own bug?To be a genius ace who does not disappoint the players and amazes the fans?

However, how could this situation be guessed?

To guess this kind of thing, in addition to facial expressions, you can only rely on luck!

None of Murris' old opponents were calm anymore.

——Tell me, can he guess it?

——In this case, it is impossible.

——Fortunately, there is still hope.

——Wait, wait a minute, you forgot, didn't many people claim that he had eyes behind his back, and he was also called the eye of God?

——! ! !

—How did I forget about this?

——The Eye of God should not be used like this~ If you can really see it, it would be too exaggerated.

——What happened to the sudden cold air blowing from behind?

The Eye of God, the Eye of God, countless fans are talking about the magic of these eyes, but in the final analysis, what is the Eye of God, what kind of skills it has, and what level it can reach the most, honestly That being said, many people don't know.

This, like the Murris man, is a mystery in itself.

Even the friends of Real Madrid, the wise and foolish Chris, the rough and fine Ramos, and the observant Kaka, still don't know what the eye of God is.

Therefore, when this game is likely to reveal the mystery of the Eye of God, every opponent has raised [-]% concentration, wanting to get more information and clues about the Eye of God.

However, they found nothing.

Because of Murris, he did it impeccably.

He looked everyone around, and finally judged that the key was hidden on Blue's body. Blue's shocked face told them that Murris got it right.

The host team asked Murris how he could see it, and the Malaga ace just shook his head with a smile.If he guessed it, if he really wanted to say it, it was Blue's laziness that betrayed him.

When the other guests cheered up and kept their expressions unchanged, he was too suspicious as an outlier.

The host team didn't believe this evil, and tried twice more, once hiding on Little Salin's body, and once hiding on Red's body.But Mulis answered correctly without exception. As for the reasons he gave, they seemed convincing, but in fact they did not make him so confident.

In order to further verify his guess, blue was in charge of the next round of archery. He didn't hit the others, but hit the first ring.Within 5 minutes, find out the mysterious person according to the clues.

In order to verify their guess, the program team deliberately crossed out two clues.All of this was captured by the camera, and the host team looked solemn, as if they were conducting a big reasoning drama.They work together to catch the tail of the ace of Malaga and find out the mystery of the eyes behind him.

Those old opponents of Murris think these host groups are really cute.They were looking for more clues, and they came to their door.

The result was not what everyone expected, and Mulis successfully found the mysterious man again.

This time, he gave five inferred reasons.His meticulous thinking is astonishing. For example, the shoes worn by this mysterious person are also worn by the staff of the column group.While other onlookers looked excitedly at the stage, he lost interest.Also, when he looked at him, he subconsciously avoided it.

After listening to Murris' series of reasoning, even if he really has the bug of the Eye of God, the title of the strongest brain is indeed none other than him.

And the host team also knew that if they wanted to extract the secret of the Eye of God from Murris, they should forget about it.

Guessing the key and finding the mysterious person added four points to the guest team in a row.Now the points difference between the two sides is one point, and the hosting team is still one point ahead.

In the last link, it is also the most competitive link.

For a guest team to win, they must first secure a point back and then take a point from the opposing team.

And the opponent also wanted to kill the guest team in one fell swoop.

The guest team sent their ace Murris.Due to his outstanding performance before, he earned back four points in a row. At the most important juncture, Malaga decided to hand over the last chance to him.

When Murris picked up the bow and arrow, his old friends asked questions one by one.

—Archery, can Murris know how to shoot an arrow?

——The footwork is so accurate, the accuracy of the hand should not be bad.

——Archery and football are two different things, right?

——I can’t stand it, just let him miss the target!He has played so many handsome, don't let him continue to show off!

——Have you noticed that there are quite a few guests in the auditorium? It is said that many of them were carried out because they fainted...

The old opponents are praying that Murris will miss the target, and even several people in Real Madrid feel that Murris can no longer continue.It's time to get off the mark, let them have fun, and let Murris sober up.

However, when the bow and arrow in Murris's hand broke through the wind and was directly nailed to the only reward ring as if he had eyes, those old opponents who were praying couldn't help cursing.

Go to his Murris, go to his Malaga ace, what a bug!

When the Malaga players saw that the arrow hit the reward ring, they all screamed and jumped up.They surrounded Murris, jumped on his back, or pressed his shoulders and jumped vigorously as if celebrating a goal on the court.

A few more, butt to butt, to express their excitement.

Ace, as expected, is so reliable at any time!