[Football] Midfielder

103 Some kind of mysterious Chinese Kung Fu?

Let’s talk about Muris’s archery first, not to mention his slender, slender and handsome figure, but his aiming slightly, drawing the bow and then shooting, and after the arrow leaves the string, he handed the bow and arrow to him without even looking at it. to the staff next to him.

The elegance and self-confidence shown in the gestures of his hands are all in a mess.

Pique said angrily that Murris played 13, and Malaga's ace is not good at football stunts, but clearly playing calm and playing 13.For the first time, his answer was recognized by everyone in the Barcelona dressing room.But what they said next made Pique so angry.

Pretending to be 13 can make both men and women buy it, screaming and fainting frequently, and even Mouris is the only one who thinks he is too handsome.

Especially those bosses in the Barcelona dressing room, rubbing their chests in a spoof, holding their reddish hot faces, and then boasting about Mouris' appearance and skills, Pique was so angry that he fainted and fell to the ground It was a dead body without moving.

"Yo, look, there's another pour because of Mouris's charm."

"Ah, this time it's still his old opponent, Gerard Pique, who doesn't like him very much on the court."

"Murris is so capable, how did he do it? Even Gerrard was fascinated by his demeanor, and fainted—"

Pique originally wanted to get up strong and hold on for a while, but when he heard what his teammates said, he fell to the ground again in anger.

A few bosses in the Real Madrid locker room, because of the fire, the whole locker room made some strange noises.

Luo Daihua was rubbing the towel in her hand, tearing it fiercely, and was still grinding her teeth.Why is the picture of Mulis so beautiful? He has been teased and spoofed from front to back~ Kaka kept patting Luo Daihua's shoulder, telling him to pay attention, he has already been despised by many people.And his voice was too loud, "This guy Mulis is more handsome than me, is there any reason?" Laugh, Murris emoji pack, what's the point of snickering in the eyes~"

Sure enough, when Ronaldo looked back, he found that his teammates' eyes were like this and this.

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Master Pei kept chewing gum, watching Muris who was receiving countless screams and star eyes on the screen, he chewed harder and harder.One accidentally bit his own tongue and exploded in anger!

Little Goldfish opened a pair of cute big eyes, while looking at the screen, while looking at these immature ghosts who are serious and serious on the court, and will turn into a group of big kids when they meet the Malaga ace, they find it very interesting.

Even the nice Mr. Kaka has a thicker smile on his face.

Cassie just smiled and clapped his hands. For Murris, his mood may be different from that of Kaka, Ramos, and Ronaldo.

In addition to being the captain of Real Madrid, he is also the captain of the Spanish national team.

For Murris, he didn't just think about the problem from the perspective of the opponent's club, he thought more about the national team, his beloved Matador Legion.

The current main force of the national team is not too young. In a few years, they will be called old guys.It is really good to have such a young teammate with excellent skills and strong strength join in and inject some new atmosphere into the team.

Moreover, he is also the most valuable and hard-to-find midfield dominance talent.

The Matador Legion is ushering in his heyday, the 2008 European Cup champion, the 2010 South African World Cup champion, the Matador has the best team, here are the sharpest forwards, the best midfielders, and the most solid defense .

Many fans have said that today's Matador Corps has no solution from any position.Perhaps in the future, the Matador Legion will not be able to gather such a perfect lineup.

But when these two and three crown members get old, the peak matador will inevitably go downhill.

In the European Cup in 2012, they can still play and win three championships for the Matador.So in 2014 and 2016, with so many outstanding players, who can fill such a big hole?

Especially in the midfield, Harvey is getting old. Who can inherit his mantle and become the most reliable and sharpest sword in the Matador Legion's midfield?

Today's matador, this sharp sword is still extremely sharp, but it no longer has the spirit of sweeping strong opponents, gods blocking and killing gods, and Buddhas blocking Buddhas during the World Cup in South Africa.The midfield is solid, like an iron bucket. These veterans who charged into the battle when they were young, relying on their outstanding experience and skills, firmly control the rhythm of the game and maintain the dominance of Matador football.

But still, many fans lamented the sadness of the hero's gradual twilight...

There are so many talents in Spanish football, they are never worried that there will be no successors, but it will take time.It is easy to go from the peak to the trough, and if you want to climb back from the trough to the peak, it will be the hope and hard work of countless passionate young players. At that time, on the green field, there will be the bloody tears of the little matadors .

When Spanish teenager Chena Mouris rises like the brightest star in La Liga, it is not only the fans of Malaga who are excited, but also the hearts of the old fans of the Matador Legion.

Matador Legion fans are all over the world, and today's glory makes them love this team deeply and be proud of them.But they have never forgotten that this team, forged by the most elite midfielders, will grow old one day——

Today's laughter is likely to be tomorrow's lonely tears.

They never forget to find the best talents for the national team. Whenever a small Spanish player has an outstanding performance, it always arouses their boundless enthusiasm.They even spread rumors across thousands of miles: Coach Bosque, quickly accept him, he will become an excellent little matador——

Chena Murris is undoubtedly the one who gave them the most confidence.

In the seventh round of La Liga, after the teenager scored the famous goal of the century and concocted and reproduced God's goal, Matador coach Bosque received countless calls from old Spanish fans.

Many of these people are his old friends.Knowing that Bosque has put in a lot of hard work for the Matador Corps, and now that there is such a promising player, they all excitedly announce the good news to him.

At least, the national team has a successor in the midfield, and the part he was most worried about seems to be no longer a problem.

Harvey and Cassie are in the same mood. They treat Murris, in addition to the rival club's sense of competition, but also look forward to and wait and see the growth of this future teammate of the national team.

Pickramos and the others are still young, and they don't have the strong mantle and mantle of the veterans.Perhaps in a few years, they will be able to understand the feelings of these veterans.

At the same time, many coaches are paying attention to this young player.

In terms of clubs, almost the head coaches of the entire La Liga club paid unusual attention to this Malaga ace who would always play against each other.Every time I see his mature and dazzling performance, I can't help lobbying the club's senior management to poach this ace.

Among them, the most outstanding performance is Real Madrid coach Magic Bird.

Almost every La Liga fan knows that Magic Niaoxiao has been dreaming of the ace of Malaga for a long time, and even dreamed of poaching him.

But Lafayette has not put forward a plan to buy back Chenna Murris for a long time. Although the value of this young player is now rising in a straight line, he has not yet moved his heart.

At least, he still lacks a championship trophy with gold content.

In addition to La Liga, several well-known coaches in Serie A and the Premier League also moved the ace's mind.

In a media interview, the Red Devils coach Ferguson mentioned that he is optimistic about a small player, and this one is the Malaga ace Chena Mouris who has shined strongly in La Liga this season.

When the media asked him if he had any plans to buy this player, Ferguson kept it a secret and didn't talk much.He just smiled and said that even if he wanted to buy, the UAE boss would have to be willing to let him go.

Immediately afterwards, Arsenal head coach Arsene Wenger also spoke highly of Chena Mulis, saying that he also paid attention to some matches in La Liga. Malaga's ace midfielder is young and full of power.

The professor has been looking for a midfielder who can control the field for Arsenal over the years.

He brought glory to Arsenal, but also made this team fragile.The pursuit of technology and disdain for confrontation made it difficult for the professor's team to struggle in the Premier League.

The nickname of "Fighting Four Crazy Demons" sounds sad, and what the professor likes to do most is to find potential stocks in the transfer market. Sometimes, in order to build his ideal team, buy the enemy The team members don't care.

However, due to the club's financial figures, Arsenal will never be the protagonist in the transfer market, and the salary package is even less competitive.In this way, the championship and honor will naturally not be close to Wenger.

The professor has worked hard over the years to allow the club to always have a place in the Premier League, and it is also a dedication and painstaking effort.

One of the players that the professor is most optimistic about now is Chena Murris.Not only does he have superb skills, but he also does not fall behind in physical confrontation.As a midfielder, he runs faster than a striker. Everything about him seems to be born for Arsenal and the Premier League.

But unfortunately, the Malaga club has long said that he is not for sale, and the owner of the United Arab Emirates has no signs of bankruptcy or improper management of the club.

What's more, that young player does not know how many clubs and coaches are eyeing him. Even if he wants to poach someone, it may not be Arsenal's turn.

Thinking of this question, the professor couldn't help but have a headache about the club's financial figures.One day he can also wave a lot of pounds and euros like Florentino, buying and buying there, buying whoever he wants, instead of letting him be a coach, counting these trivial things account.

Among them, the coach of the Spanish national team, Bosque, paid the most attention to Murris!

After many old friends recommended this young player to him, including his proud disciples Xavi and Cassie, they also told him about this Malaga ace midfielder, and he began to watch his games.

After only watching two games, I was shocked by the talent of this young player.

What he does on the court can only be done by a 30-year-old or 40-year-old veteran. He kept asking the people around him, is that kid named Chena Murris really only 22 years old?And it's been less than a year since he entered La Liga, and it's only this season that he played in the top league.In just twenty rounds of the league, he has achieved extraordinary growth.

Looking at Murris like this, I am afraid that every coach can't help but wonder how this young player can grow——

Careful thinking, a strong heart, a calm mind, and gifted talent and technology.All of this makes Chena Mouris a synonym for excellence and even perfection.

As if Bosque had won a treasure, he decided almost in advance to sign this young player into the national team.

Under the leadership of Harvey and other veterans, let this young player continue to grow. Perhaps one day, he can take over the national team's banner and become the sharpest sword in the midfield of the Matador Legion.

Murris didn't know that he was being targeted by so many bigwigs. He is now on the scene of a reality show, waiting for the host team to shoot the last arrow.

In the opinion of the military division, a reality show is much more tiring than his nine and 10-minute games.I'm afraid that the three games combined won't be as exhausting as a reality show.

The guest team has already tied the score, and the last arrow can decide the fate of the two teams.

The person in charge of archery is the female guest Havana. She put on a posture and drew her bow in a decent manner. She hit the first arrow. She said "yes!" excitedly and ran to the Next to the turntable.

Both the guest team and the host team came here. Looking at the mission options she hit, the host team was overjoyed, but the excitement of the guest team just shriveled on their faces.

Within 1 minute, make a female guest cry!

Come whatever you are most afraid of, Luke and the others have been annoyed countless times, why didn't they take up this task option in the first place.They also said before that they wanted to snatch this task first, and the result was like this, it is very likely that they will be killed.

Williton is tearing down the stage next to him, even if he listens to you, take this task first, and let you shoot, can you hit it!

Luke suddenly fainted, held back for a long time, and grabbed Murris.

"I missed the shot, and Murris, Murris must be fine."

"Mouris hit the reward ring, so don't pull him out to get in the way."

"..."

There is a lot of trouble in Malaga, but those who should come will still come.

On the host team's side, the female guest designated for them is the model Havana.

Havana is a girl who loves to laugh. She is cool and indifferent when she is on the runway, but she is full of enthusiasm and smiles when she steps off the catwalk.

According to Havana herself, she hates crying girls the most.She is very strong, she chooses to swallow any tears she has, and chooses to smile at life.I couldn't bear it anymore, so I hid in the bed and cried secretly.In short, she doesn't like being seen crying by others, it makes her feel weak.

After Havana's remarks, no one in Malaga dared to challenge.

Make Havana cry and Malaga wins.If you don't want to cry, if the host team accumulates one more point, the guest team will still lose.

The anxious Malaga boys pushed out Biarnau, the team's recognized old tease.

"Captain, I'll leave this task to you, make that little beauty cry—"

These boys are actually novels, your clumsy jokes don't make people cry, you just scare people to tears, I believe you can do it.

Arnau wanted to resist, but he was pushed out by them, and the hosting team had already waved to him again.There was no other way but to bite the bullet.

But he didn't forget to look back at the group of heartless boys. At the critical moment, they pushed their captain to be stabbed. They didn't respect the old and love the young at all!

In only 1 minute, Arnau came up and moved out a big killer.

He made a cross-eyed first, and then said a set of football commentary of his own creation, sharp complaints, and a humorous ending, which made Havana laugh heartily.

The group of boys in the back spoke sourly about their captain's funny commentary that no one usually listens to, and finally they were able to go out safely.Although in this case, others want to say NO.

The audience all agreed, this old funny guy is indeed the funniest person in Malaga.

Some young team members who don't know the true face of the captain, looking at the silly capital funny on the show, every little expression is wonderful.

Their honest and honest captain is so talented!

But they asked for female guests to cry, and you made them laugh so much, what's the matter?

After the time passed, Arnau ran back in disgrace.

One by one, the Malaga boys besieged their captain.He also said that the captain put the overall situation first, took care of Amway's jokes, and left the task behind.

Malaga sent the second challenger, Arnau's defeat, leaving the guest team with no way out.

Many team members believe that this topic is inherently problematic.It's easy to make people laugh, but hard to make them cry.No matter who, if you don't cry for 1 minute, anyone can do it.

In this case, it's the same for everyone.

unless……

As soon as Murris looked up, he found a dozen pairs of wolf-like eyes staring at him.

He couldn't help taking a step back, and Luke and Williton grabbed his arm and pushed him out.

"I can't help it, Murris, try to use the beauty trick to see if it works—"

And the host team, wishing to see Malaga’s ace being launched again, they also learned from Parmensa’s passionate commentary, facing the camera, smiling and said: “It’s a last stand in Malaga, and it’s only a few minutes in the show. When the situation is over, the person who stands up is the ace Murris—”

The audience burst out laughing, this time it wasn't Mulis who stood up by himself, he was obviously thrown out, okay?

Others sympathized with this smart team brain. With such a group of uninteresting teammates, the ace is really pitiful.

If you don't let him worry about it on the court, why do you still treat him like this in the show!

More people said that although they felt sympathy for Murris, they still looked forward to how he would make Havana cry.Whether it's for crying or laughing, as long as it's a shot of Murris, they all love to watch it.

Interestingly, Havana covered her mouth in excitement when she saw Murris being pushed out.One person jumped up and down there, excitedly expressing to the host team: I'm sorry, I'm going to betray, for the sake of Murris, I'm willing to cry in front of everyone.

The host was terrified, how could this be possible?At such an important moment, teammates can't lose the chain!

The audience was dumbfounded. It hasn't been long since Murris became popular in La Liga, and there are really many fans.Sure enough, handsome guys are popular everywhere they go.Even those who don't watch his ball usually don't want to see such a handsome guy in trouble.

Ronaldo stared, stared again, and asked the female model to stand up and stand strong.It's not fun to lose so quickly.He also wanted to see what kind of jokes that Murris would make in front of the camera.Does this handsome Spanish guy who is insulated from women have the talent to make girls cry?

To make the girls scream and laugh, Luo Daihua said that judging from the countless red-faced wolf men and wolf women at the scene, there is no need to ask at all.

Others also said that the female model must not be confused by Murris.This is the best opportunity to see him make a fool of himself.

That Murris, who is smart and sharp on the court, but actually doesn't have any flirting skills, must have a headache when he encounters this situation.

And Mulis's fans said that their Mulis really doesn't have much flirtatious skills, but he has good flirtatious skills.That's enough, they would rather he flirt with some rough guys than see him appearing with beauties.

As for the crying beauty, Mulis, work hard, if you are a little confused, we will forgive you.

It's officially started. What Havana said before was just a joke, and she won't cry for real.She stood there smiling, watching Murris approaching her.

Still facing the camera, caressing her chest, blinking her big blue eyes beautifully.

Murris stood in front of her, keeping a step away, looking at her very seriously.

Havana smiled shyly. Many viewers found that Havana was really shy this time.It wasn't acting, nor was it to warm up the atmosphere, not only her face, but even the tips of her ears were red.

Murris didn't look at her for long, he suddenly glanced at her shoulder, said "there are mosquitos", and nodded with one finger.

Just as Havana was about to look back to see if there was really something on her shoulder, her body trembled, her nose sore, and she burst into tears. She wanted to cry and laugh at the same time. She felt weird when she realized it. By then, tears were already falling down.

While wiping her tears, she wanted to stop, but she didn't know what was wrong. She could not control her expression, which was usually easy to control.

"OK, it's all right." Murris stroked her shoulder with one hand, comforting Havana.Oddly enough, Havana's feeling of being uncontrollable disappeared as soon as his hand slapped it.

When Murris saw that she was all right, he turned around and returned to the team.

Malaga's team-mates were stunned and pulled Mouris over to ask him what he had done to Havana.

Maurice shrugged, indicating that he didn't know, and Havana burst into tears.

Malaga teammates looked disbelieving, what happened just now was too evil.

The host team was also shocked. They stepped forward and asked Havana what happened just now?Havana raised her small hand to assure that she really didn't turn on the water, and the automatic crying she said before was just a joke.For some reason, crying so hard is not like her at all.

"Impossible, impossible, impossible—" Mulis's old opponents called it impossible, "The female model must have let go, and she was really confused by Mulis."

And Pique, just recovering, thought he could finally see Malaga's nasty ace deflated.Seeing such a result, his lungs exploded with rage, and he fell back to the ground again, pushing the corpse hard.

"Although I also want to say that the female model let the water go, but if you choose to cry, wouldn't it be better to cry? To be honest, she cried very humorously just now~" Luo Daihua joked.

"It's amazing, it can be done!"

"This show must have colluded early in the morning, or maybe they deliberately hired babysitters~"

"Why do you ask me under this situation, let the guest team lose the game and watch them be punished, this is what the column team wants to see. Now that the guest team wins, the host team will be punished. Don't you Seeing the bewildered expressions on the faces of those hosts, I didn't understand it~"

There are many people who understand, but this Murris, indeed, the things surrounding him are always so incomprehensible and bizarre.

As for Kaka, touching his chin, he asked doubtfully, "Are there mosquitoes in this weather?"

"What mosquito?" The others hadn't reacted yet.

"From the beginning to the end, Murris touched Havana twice. He said that there were mosquitoes, and tapped her shoulder once, and Havana cried..."

"...It seems that there is such a thing."

"I also remember that little Murris took Havana again, and the female model suddenly became better~"

At the end of the show, the five fallen angels of the hosting team, with four white legs and one black leg, were tremblingly immersed in the ice bucket.

And the guest team held a sprinkler in their hands and sprayed the five fallen angels with a happy and wicked smile on their faces.

The show ended perfectly, and the surprise team from Malaga actually won against those smart hosts, which had to surprise many viewers.

This reality show continues many real-life settings.Of course, many well-known players have changed their style of painting a lot.

For example, the captain of Malaga is not the selfless and loyal old captain, he has become a funny old man.

Beast Baptista has directly become synonymous with a simple mind and well-developed limbs.

The marshal's black-bellied tolerance made people's eyes shine.

Camacho's women's clothing, upon closer inspection, is indeed enchanting.

Luke's stupidity and cunning flirting with girls have been called out by countless audiences.

Jesús Gamez's well-behaved and temperament are outstanding among the team members.

And the most talked about by the audience is still the Malaga ace Chenna Mouris.

The poor kid who originally thought he was suffering from camera phobia was destined to be the background board of this program, and he would quietly be a handsome man.Who knew that there would be so many excellent performances in one program.Countless people call it the existence of being responsible for IQ and cheating.

There are even many people who conclude that Murris's rise cannot be replicated because others do not have his talent and mind.

This kind of popularity speed, only this one.

In this program, Murris not only succeeded in revenge, but directly cast a psychological shadow on Joe Lockrey, the operator behind the Murris emoticon, and also launched a series of fierce wisdom and strength confrontations with the host team.

What's more cruel is that such a handsome guy with a poker face can still act cute!

The screen full of cute crying provokes ~ it makes people have red eyes.

In the show, he showed his mighty arm strength, his archery skills, the looming God's eye, and the devil's jump that can escape in front of the host group and guests at any time.

Not to mention his meticulous thinking ability and a magical brain like a computer.

But what the audience discussed the most was the fact that Murris made Havana cry in one minute and made her cry.

Because of this matter, there are the most hidden mysteries, and no one can give a clear answer.

The scene of Murris and Havana crying was intercepted and played repeatedly, looking for the hidden mystery.

There were many people who asked Kaka-like questions, and the ingenious timing when Murris touched Havana's shoulder twice.

At this time, Chinese Kung Fu has become popular all over the world. Even many foreigners are amazed by the mysterious Chinese Kung Fu.

Especially under the enthusiastic science popularization of Chinese fans, they accepted that Murris may have a mysterious acupuncture technique.

This kind of acupuncture can make a person laugh or cry, and even make them faint, and it can even be fatal.All in all, pretty amazing.

All of these add more mystery to Malaga's ace.

Unfortunately, the media did not confirm this matter in Murris' mouth.After the show ended, Malaga started a three-day training camp, in order to meet the next league——

But the land of La Liga is destined to be different because of the appearance of this magical player.

Note 1: It is said that the laughing and crying acupoints do not exist in reality, and they are fabricated here.

Diving words: Matador Legion, the once glorious Triple Crown, was dubbed by many people as old, weak and disabled soldiers in these two World Cups and European Cups.I don't want to see the tears of these veterans anymore, and I don't want to see the matador gradually slipping to the bottom.

Chena Mouris was born.

A young midfielder, and a group of veterans with undiminished enthusiasm, won four championships and five championships. That kind of scenery is quite beautiful...

So, with this story, there is Chenna Mouris, a young matador.