[Football] Midfielder

113 Little Mumu Come to the Bowl~

After watching the game, Murris sent Kaka a text message and returned to Malaga.

When Kaka showed everyone Mouris' text message, Ramos was quite disappointed. "That little Murris didn't say hello when he left. I still want to thank him properly."

Other Real Madrid bigwigs expressed their regrets one after another, and wanted Murris to give them a football elf, but thinking about it, it should be impossible. If there is a football elf, with Murris' peeing, he must give it to his teammates. It's the turn of their opponents.

As for the vice-captain, by some shit luck, the only football elf fell into his hands.

Only Ronaldo, sharpening his knife, punched a few familiar words on the phone ferociously.

That guy Murris knew he wanted to beat him up, so he must have escaped faster than anyone else.

But if the words are spoken and the water is poured out, fans and friends all over the world know that Cristiano Ronaldo is going to take a selfie with SpongeBob SquarePants.

But he couldn't admit defeat alone, he wanted to drag the old fox into the water together.

So, he immediately took out his phone and updated a post.

Cristiano Ronaldo: It’s okay to post a selfie, only Murris is willing to take it together~ After posting, I can’t @who, just because Murris doesn’t have a communication platform like Twitter and Facebook until now.

No, next time we must supervise Murris to get one, so that they will not have the advantage.

He thought that his proposal would get many people's response, but during the ten minutes of waiting, he was poured countless basins of cold water.

——Che, Dai Hua, you must mean what you say, and making a request that is impossible to meet is clearly cheating, so I ignore you!

——Although I really want to see Xiao Mumu’s selfie, even if it’s a big headshot, but it’s too difficult, so it’s up to you to make up for my frustrated soul.Taking a selfie, I have prepared tissues, waiting for the nosebleed, President Luo's figure is the best, mua!

——Why don’t you take a selfie with Shui Shui, let’s forget about my little Chena, he is still a simple child~ —— Isn’t Shui Master’s kiss photo more suitable?Speaking of this game, Shui Shui scored two goals without kissing randomly, which is so rare!

——Thinking back to Saint Cassie, how many times he was kissed by Shui Shui forcibly!Could it be that my little Mumu is present, Shuishui dare not, clack clack clack clack clack!

——When you said that, I remembered.In the past, when Shui Shui scored a goal, he was so excited that his little face flushed, but today he looks silly and handsome, even the posture celebrating the goal is very handsome!

——I'm about to be bent, what should I do if I look more and more like that!

——Did no one notice that Luo Er's face was stinky in the first half!

--ah!Was upstaged by other Sippies.

——Dai Hua cares so much about winning and losing. He has strong self-esteem. It is normal to be unhappy if he doesn't score a goal.

——As long as someone on the team scores a goal, he will still celebrate enthusiastically.Did you see the little eyes he cast on Master Shui's blade? It's definitely jealousy.

——The eyes of the wolf man and the wolf woman are full of love!

——The jam is so handsome!

——I held my heart and screamed for 10 minutes, how could it be hot and handsome!

——I really want to see the cardboard wearing SpongeBob SquarePants.

——Don't even think about it, it's still possible to hand over this important task to Murris.

--why?

--The same question!

——I feel that the 520th floor is expected to explode~

Cristiano Ronaldo looked at the fans' comments and was bloodied with anger.

Especially the sentence that Murris is a simple child made Dai Hua's nose crooked.

simple?Murris?He is definitely the most cunning and baddest person in the world. If he is pure, there will be no black crows in the world.

Want to kick Murris so much? !Baobao feels so wronged~ The lethality of fans is far more than that. When he saw a fan saying that he was jealous of Ramos, Luo Daihua snorted.As the best Cristiano Ronaldo in today's football, he will not be jealous of anyone. If others perform well, he will perform better than him!

And on the 520th floor, the seemingly explosive girl also caught his attention.

Ronaldo glanced at his and her screen names, and his small eyes jumped suddenly.

"Kiss little Mu Mu, come to my sister's bowl"——

Uh, let's call him 520 girl, other fans also have the same idea as Dai Hua, and come to see and analyze Di's fierce news.

Facts have proved that these fans are still very powerful, and there are often data emperors, analysis emperors, and intelligence emperors.And the one on the 520th floor is the most outstanding intelligence king and analysis king among fans.

——Wait for the news upstairs.

——+1

——＋SpongeBob SquarePants

——+ Pai Daxing

——＋Minions~

……

Under the urging of countless people, the emperor of analysis and intelligence finally made his grand debut.

——Thank you to the people upstairs, who gave me inspiration. After breaking the news, I will do a big thing.

——What is the big deal, ask me?

——I can’t say it, I’ll tell you what I know and what I’ve analyzed first, and don’t tear up with me if you have any objections. For my personal point of view, you can only wait and see and don’t vent.

——Good baby.

--curious baby.

——Touch the mighty Analytical Emperor!

——It must be a girl!

Kiss little Mu Mu, come to my sister's bowl soon (520 sister paper): First, I will provide some evidence.

[Evidence 520: Malaga played against Real Sociedad, Antoine Griezmann and Murris exchanged jerseys, and a SpongeBob SquarePants Punch was attached. The facial expression - it can be understood that he is cute ~ [-] sister paper made a note like this. ]

[Evidence 520: Looking at all of Luo Daihua's previous activities and the fitness photos he posted, it is certain that he is not cute about SpongeBob SquarePants. The [-] sister paper listed Luo Daihua's fat times in all the fitness photos on Twitter and Facebook, indicating the manufacturer and price, so fans have a clear understanding of the president's fat times taste, and SpongeBob SquarePants Far from it indeed. ]

[Evidence 520: Sister [-] checked the story about Dai Hua’s selfie leak, which came from inside the Real Madrid dressing room.First, Real Madrid captain Saint Cassie broke the news on Facebook, followed by Ramos Alonso and Benzema, who were not far behind.And see clearly, Dai Hua has never said that she wants to take a selfie, and even posted such a post about Ramouris going into the water.For the time being, it can be considered that Dai Hua was tricked by someone...]

——233333~When I talked about pitfalls, I suddenly understood what~——I also understood!

——Shui Shui Daihua is poor, this is planted in the hands of Murris again!

——I don't understand, why Mulis is looking for these two unlucky pits, Kaka, every time I forget my Kaka!

——Shui Shui Daihua likes to make big deaths, jams are smart, and he has seen through Murris's fox essence early in the morning, so he can't be messed with~——Yes, I agree with this statement!

The 520 sister paper then presented the photos and information of Murris and the royal bosses in the past.

Dai Hua blew himself up on the show to improve the training ground by 70, which is nothing at all.Master Shui vividly posted their conversation on Facebook, which really made people sympathize with Luo Daihua, who is not very bright.

This is also the first time that fans have glimpsed the cunning nature of Murris.

70, I'm still a small head, the big head belongs to Kaka, and even captain Sheng Kaxi's is counted on Dai Hua's account.

There is also Luo Daihua's birthday party. It is said that Murris killed all directions that night, Master Shui and Dai Hua were ruthlessly cut.And because of this, Dai Hua formed a relationship with Blue in the fallen angel, which is why Dai Hua was stuck and beaten by Blue when he participated in "The Big Guy is Coming", and he even made him soak in an ice bucket.

The photo shows President Luo holding up his shoes foolishly, chasing and killing Blue.

The fans called Mr. Luo stupid!Don't dare to look directly, let me die and other words!

Then there are many tidbits and event photos of "The Big Guy is Coming". Our Malaga midfielder, Mr. Brain, is famous for "revenge for every grievance". If you dare to laugh at him, you will be abused.

Finally, the 520 sister paper put an anise!

After her divine editing and splicing, a very interesting picture was put together.

First, President Luo suggested that Malaga's ace came to watch the game, and Kaka fought back, and the fans agreed.

On the screen, Luo Daihua is so proud that she doesn't even pay attention to Kaka and Sheng Kaxi, who are the most powerful fighters.

As expected, Mulis came, and Dai Hua didn't show off on Facebook because of Dai Hua's pissing nature, which is really unreasonable! (It can be understood that he was caught in seconds before he had time to break the news~)

As for the arrival of Murris, apart from the sweet and cloying banana stem, the only thing related to Dai Hua's selfie... Speaking of which, there is a problem with the IQ of those who don't understand it!

——Sister 520 is so arrogant and glamorous, come and show your wisdom guys!

—— circle ~

——God, ask for advice!

——I'm dizzy, but I seem to understand something~

——Sweet and greasy banana stems, what's going on, why don't I know?

--I don't know either!

——The 520 sister paper god, she can't be one of the girlfriends of the Real Madrid boss, oh my god, hug her tightly and don't let her go!

——Please take off the vest of the 520 girl paper!

——Maybe it’s the Real Madrid boss, wearing a vest to play here!

——No, as can be seen from the screen name, this should be a girl with a lot of motherhood!

--rational.

——Crack, clack, clack, clack! Girl 520 is a true fan of Mulis~ My little Mumu won't give you a kiss~——As expected of the king of analysis!This brain hole, this thinking, worship ~ hold a thigh, the younger brother will mix with the older sister in the future ~ (520 sister paper) and attach an urgent message: the game is over, the Malaga ace did not have a loving relationship with the Real Madrid bosses Reminiscing about the past, he left the Mestalla Stadium as soon as possible.Evil smile ~ running so fast, afraid that someone will chase after you?

(However, Murris's force is worth a lot. If someone really doesn't know how to come to the door, I don't know who was beaten! Smug face~)

——Murris' force value, wow, there is another surprise! 520 Sister is so amazing, love~!

——The banana stalk hasn’t finished yet, don’t run away~ah!What is the value of force, I really want to know!

——I met a really great god today!

——Xiao Mumu's slimming board, you can't fight!

——Didn’t you watch the football game upstairs, but Murris is a heavy hitter who kicked record-breaking heavy balls with his small body!

——Weak and weak~ I’m a fake fan~ Don’t take pictures of me~

——It's okay, give me a hug, you are so soft and cute, can you leave me your phone number?

——Go to hell with the chicks upstairs!

——No, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy!

——“…”

——(520 sister paper) I didn’t watch the news in Malaga. Once a fan asked Luke, who fought the most on the Malaga team, was it a beast?Luke is very contemptuous, the beast is drizzle in front of Murris, and the little finger beast fell down~ Others say that Luke is boasting, my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, I have seen the unbearable pain and sorrow from his little face Helpless!

——Such a loving question and answer, why didn’t I see it!

——Me neither~

——I'm going to check Luke's dynamics again.

—I'm going too!

——Sister 520 has good eyesight, admiration~

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kiss little Mumu, come to the bowl soon (520 sister paper): Let’s go, a group of little brats who don’t use their brains and only scream, my sister won’t play with you anymore, I’m going to find little Mumu, da da da da Da da~——sister, don't go! ! !

——Begging!

——How could you just leave like this!Love, love, can't finish it! !

--I see!

——Speak quickly!

--a ha ha ha!You go toss it yourself, I have to wash up and go to bed ~ goodbye sister! @父父小木木 Come to the bowl soon.

--How can you do this.

——It hurts so much, the smart people are gone.

—Who will save our IQ!

——Go and harass Dai Hua, he must know what's going on.

--good idea!

--Seeking band!

— and me and me!

Luo Daihua saw that things were not going well, and just as he was about to escape, those girls bombarded his book review section.

Since returning to Malaga, Mouris is still on a three-point line every day: the club, the training base, and his own small apartment.

But every time I come back recently, there are always some small surprises waiting for Murris.

Fans usually don't know where Murris lives, and they usually go to the old Murris' flavor shop when they come.There, they will get the autographs they want and some love life photos of Murris.

Because of this, few fans will disturb Murris's own life.

But when Murris came back these days, he found some small things outside the apartment.

Although I feel that it is not good to hug it like this without knowing its owner, but seeing those cute little things, Murris just can't walk.

Pai Daxing, Minions—two-eyed fat man, one-eyed fat man, SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward, little dolphin, little goldfish, Mickey Mouse...

Then related products came out, such as body pillows, pillows, T-shirts, hats, and cushions.All printed with these kawaii little guys.

Every time Murris went home, he would stand outside for a long time to see who stayed behind.

He didn't take the first Pai Daxing in. When he came back the next day, Pai Daxing was still there, and there was an extra fat boy with two eyes.

Murris hesitated several times, finally bent down, and took the two poor little guys home.

Unable to sleep in the middle of the night, I walked around the apartment twice in my pajamas, pulled out the two little things, threw them on the bed, and put them under my head first, for fear of crushing them.Putting them under the quilt again, I felt that they were too intrusive, and after I finally fell asleep, I let them rest on my chest.

Although every time he got up, those two little things were kicked to the ground by him.

The first thing he did when he got up was to put them on the bed and stroke their furry bellies.They didn't leave the apartment until they were neatly arranged.

In the next few days, he brought back several cute animals, until he couldn't fit them on the bed, and he put them on the sofa in the living room and on the bed of old Morris.

I was also afraid that old Murris would not wash his feet when he slept, which would stink these little guys.I hugged them back and put them on the bookshelf and desk in my room.

He is not afraid of the old man's jokes, and he pretends that he can't live up to the kindness of the fans.

However, the person behind this should not be an ordinary fan.

Murris had a hunch that that person must have come prepared, and knew him very well, and knew some of his unknown interests.

Alan Tea Kavagar did not expect to be discovered by Murris so quickly and locked on the target.

"Murris, I wanted to give a gift for a month before I appeared in front of you."

"I've already said that I don't want to hire an agent just yet."

"Don't make a decision so quickly. In fact, as your reputation grows, you also encounter a lot of difficult things, don't you? Leave these things to me, and you can play football with peace of mind, fulfill your dreams, and become a A great player."

Murris turned around, and from what Alancha Kavagar said, she knew that she had seriously thought about the question he asked last time.

"Before I left last time, you told me: Your dream is not to be a top player, but to be a great player. I will convince you when I really understand the difference between the two. Now I want to understand, I also know what you want, so I am here, and I come to you with great sincerity, and I hope you will reconsider my previous proposal."

Morris was silent.

Seeing that there was an opportunity, Alan Cha stepped up the pace of persuading him.

"In the past few months, I have been watching your game. I am amazed by your talent and talent. Even if you don't rely on other hype, you can become the most shining star!"

"..."

"Please don't mind me saying this, your dream is on the green field, not under the spotlight. But you should know that football is not such a pure place. If you want to play quietly, there are still many Headaches come to you. Clean people may be splashed with dirty water. My existence is to enable you to realize the greatest value and achieve your ideals as soon as possible within the reasonable range you accept. It can also let you play the game without distraction, and I will deal with your most troublesome media aspects."

In fact, the series of events before and after "The Big Guy is Coming" last time also made Mulis feel very difficult.First, the Murris emoji, which displeased him very much.Then there are some program schedule issues. After the great success of the Malaga special, many column groups have sent invitations to the club to negotiate with the club manager Jeremy.

Although the club refused on the grounds of the critical period of the league, the club was still moved.It is conceivable that at the end of the season, there will be more program invitations that they cannot refuse.

In Murris's view, reality TV shows are lively, but they are too distracting.After his nine and 10-minute program, he was more tired than playing two games in a row.

"Also, Mulis, if you like these things in the future, you don't need to ask. Just take a look, and I will buy them for you as soon as possible. If you don't mind, I can do it for you every time you get fat... Hahahahahaha! Just kidding, kidding, don’t take it seriously, I didn’t say anything~”

Murris wants to say, you don’t need to worry about fat times, a certain Mr. 9000 million has already contracted.

"That Murris..."

"Didn't you say that you would give it away for a month, and then come here after a month." Murris said, and opened the door and entered the apartment.

Alan Cha jumped up excitedly after a brief moment of confusion.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

In the evening, after Alan Cha took a bath, she sat down in front of the computer feeling refreshed.

——(Sister 520) Come and congratulate my sister, she has succeeded!

——Sister, you are finally bubbling!moved ing～

——Love, love~!

——You can ask my sister, what is the success, and let us share your good mood.

——I want to ask my sister to solve the mystery.

—Banana stems.

——Force value, ho ho!

——(Sister 520) Ah!My little Mumu, it's really great, let my sister love you as much as you want~—a frightened face!

——Sister, what’s wrong with you?

——Even if it's my sister, yiyin my little Mumu has to die!

——(Sister 520) Little guys, do you want little Mumu to open Facebook and Twitter?Arrogant and cold-eyed~——I want to!

——Hmm, it's time to open one!

——Ahhhhh!Really? !

——I want to see Xiao Mumu interact with other stars, it must be so handsome!

——Can't wait!

- Can't sleep at night!

——(Sister 520) The brats are a little patient, just wait.My sister took off her vest today, don’t think about my sister, bye bye~ So tomorrow, there will be another girl in a vest on Facebook: Kiss little Mumu, stay in my bowl and don’t run away~