[Football] Midfielder

114 selfies!Matsuri emoji!

Those who should come will still come, even if you want to escape, you can't escape.

Ronaldo wanted to forget about taking selfies, but those Real Madrid bosses and fans who watched the excitement couldn't forget it.

Under his Facebook and Twitter, shouting and posting selfies!Post a selfie!

Ronaldo has a big head, but he is not hypocritical. He sent two words: Wait!He drove back to his house.

After showering fragrantly, he grabbed a handsome hairstyle and did hundreds of push-ups on the ground to make his muscles stand out.

Finally, he ran to the closet and took out the SpongeBob SquarePants that he had prepared for Murris.

These fat times are all bought according to his own size, so I don't know if Murris's clothes are suitable.

When Ronaldo opened the door of the locker room and made his debut wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, good brothers Kaka and Ramos sat on the sofa and watched him with great interest.

"You... why are you here!"

"Ah! Chris, you told me the password to the door of my house, and said that if something happened, I could come to your house to find you. But, Chris, you look really good in this dress!"

Kaka sized it up, started discussing with Ramos, and deliberately turned up the volume so that Ronaldo could hear it.

Cristiano Ronaldo was a little embarrassed at first, but seeing the expressions of those two looking for a good show, he decided to piss them off.

"This, do you have any?" Ronaldo walked over straight, bent down to make his eight-pack abs more obvious, and then looked at those two with pride.

"This, really not." Kaka shook her head helplessly.

Ramos put his hand into his mouth, sincerely envious of this stupid and capable good figure.

Dai Hua is completely satisfied now.

"Great! Chris, your figure is amazing, hurry up and stand up, I'll take some pictures of you, such a good figure, I'll take it back to show Igor and the others, and make them jealous of you."

"Ok!"

Dai Hua went there triumphantly, jumping up, pulling the bar, kicking her legs, doing handstands, and finally wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, learning the Murris style dribbling.

Ramos kept flattering beside him, making Dai Hua toss around in different ways.I think it's almost done, Ramos and Kaka say goodbye.Before leaving, he raised his mobile phone and said to Dai Hua: "The fans in the message area are waiting anxiously, Chris, I will post these first, and I will prepare a copy for you. You can see which one is good before uploading. "

"..."

When the two walked out of the gate of Luo Daihua's villa, they heard the wailing of Mr. 9000 million coming from inside.

When he came out in his shorts and yelled "No need for the deputy team—", the two of them had already walked away.

Fortunately, there were no reporters standing outside his residence today, otherwise this scene would have become the headlines of La Liga tabloids again.

Luo Daihua's fat selfie was a sensation. It is said that the fans were still fighting fiercely from nine o'clock in the evening to five o'clock in the morning that night.The paper in the supermarket was almost sold out, and countless fans could not extricate themselves from the nosebleeds. The Spanish police also received complaints from many residents, saying that the neighbors next door did not sleep in the middle of the night, howling and disturbing the people, making people think it was haunted.

Ramos once again showed the essence of mischief. He did not release these photos all at once, but released one every few minutes.

Moreover, Luo Daihua in these photos can be said to have all kinds of styles, capable of what others can't.He staged all kinds of difficult and blood-spitting moves one by one. Although he is the only one in these photos from beginning to end, it is not inferior to a passionate blockbuster.

It is said that this night, Mr. 9000 million fans on Facebook and Twitter jumped by 1000 million, and many other star fans also fell in love with Luo Daihua's SpongeBob SquarePants.There are many big Hollywood directors who follow him, and among them, most of them are good at passionate dramas.

Immediately afterwards, various underwear endorsements came in an endless stream, and by the way, there were also shampoo advertisement endorsements.His hairstyle always steals the spotlight, even when everyone's eyes are on his chest and below, his hairstyle that has been severely poisoned by hairspray still breaks out.

Dai Hua's agent, Jorge Mendes, knew that Quaramos was talented. Although Chris was a little frightened, the result was obviously satisfactory.

However, he asked from the mouth of Mr. 9000 million that the culprit who caused him to become this way was the Malaga ace Chenna Mouris who had an amazing momentum this season.

"Chris, I remember that Murris hasn't had an agent yet?"

"Yeah, the Murris guy doesn't want an agent, he doesn't accept endorsements and advertisements, and he doesn't want to break up with the club or renegotiate the contract, so he hasn't decided on the agent. But, Jorge, Don't tell me you're after him?"

In fact, Jorge Mendes has long been eyeing Chena Mulis. After all, Mulis is the most shining new player in La Liga this season, and countless agents dream of signing him.With his character, he would have already shot.But he contacted the Malaga club, and the young player rejected all the agent invitations.He also declined all appointments with his agent.

Originally, he wanted to provide him with some help when he renegotiated the contract with the club at the end of this season, so as to win this young player in one fell swoop.Now that I heard his name from Chris and knew the friendship between the two, I hope that Ronaldo can connect the two.

"Jorge, don't think about it. Murris is just an old fox, and he is not inferior to you in terms of calculations. In order for you to live a few more years, it's better not to think about him."

"Oh, is he really capable?"

"See me in such a miserable state? Every time you see that I'm so loveless and can't do anything about anyone, it's usually because of him."

"..."

"Working with you for so long, we all know how capable you are, but you are not suitable for Murris, and the magnetic fields of the two of you do not match."

"Then who is suitable?"

"Idiots like me and the deputy team, and the stupid forward on their team, seem to be tricked by him often, but he gets along with such people a little bit better. Kaka is an exception, he is the king of communication, you I get it, everyone likes him~"

"Chris, who said you're an idiot?" The man must be blind.

"In front of him, I am a fool, Jorge, can you imagine, in front of him, I have never won. I thought about breaking my head, thinking I could hit him back, but I was tricked even worse by him next time. If this goes on, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown."

Jorge shook his head, not nervous, he saw that Chris was enjoying it.

These days, there are really not many people who are so happy to be cheated.

"I still want to give it a try. For an agent, it is always a pity to miss such a good player."

Jorge went out to make a phone call, and when he came back, his face was not very good.

"What's the matter, the appointment was rejected again?"

"No, it said that Murris himself had already appointed an agent."

"Why haven't we heard about it?"

"It happened recently."

The identity of this person was quickly clarified, Alancha Carvagal. From the surname on Alancha's crown, Jorge Mendes knew that this woman came from a very famous broker family.

Most of Real Madrid's stars are almost all operated by Carvagal's agent team. It can be said that he is Real Madrid's queen agent.

"I really don't understand how this little-known and fledgling girl moved Mulis's heart? Could it be that Alancha Kavagar is a beautiful woman, and Mulis is immersed in her beauty?" Besides Other than that, there is no way to explain it.Murris rejected the invitations of many economic giants, but only agreed to this little girl who has not long received her agent certificate and does not have a big-name star under her banner!

Ronaldo was silent, and he couldn't figure it out.

During training the next day, Ronaldo told Kaka and Ramos about it.

He saw a photo of Alan Tea-Kavagal in the Kavagal family album, she was a hearty, generous and sexy woman.

From a man's point of view, such a woman is very attractive to men.

"What do you mean to say, little Murris has a girlfriend, and he still shows his attitude to support his girlfriend's career?"

"I think so." Ronaldo shrugged. Men can't pass the beauty test, and so is he.

"It's really not like what little Morris would do."

"He's a man too."

"Not all men are like you, and little Murris is not."

"I……"

C Ronaldo was speechless by Ramos, so he looked at Kaka for help, "Ricciardo, what do you think?"

"This is Murris' own business. If he really has a girlfriend, we should congratulate him. Once a person like him likes someone, he is serious."

"It is."

"I still can't believe that the little Murris guy has a girlfriend so soon. You say, how will he get along with women?"

Ronaldo shook his head foolishly, unable to imagine.From the YY novels he read, he only saw Murris get along with all kinds of men, but he couldn't imagine how he got along with women.

Perhaps it was because those novels were too brainwashing, when he heard that Murris also had a woman, Mr. 9000 million turned into a goose.

"That's right, I can't imagine it at all!"

Kaka also laughed, probably because he has known Murris for so long, he didn't even have a little intimate movement with women, so that everyone forgot that Murris is also a normal man.

This is also because Mulis keeps himself clean, a well-known player, without the company of supermodels and stars, but always hangs out with a group of stinky men.No wonder, many people suspect that he is gay.And his friends, after hearing such things, also had incredible and unimaginable expressions on their faces.

After that day, Alan Tea Kavagar would go to Murris' apartment every day, give him a cute thing and then bounce away.

Although she likes to wear a vest and dive in various forums, she has no problem with her ethics as a manager.

She never said what she shouldn't say, and secretly had fun by herself, sharing some interesting things about Murris, the poker face.

And when the outside world began to rumor that Mulis had a girlfriend, Alancha put on her vest again to clear up the rumors for her little Mumu.

She is the emperor of analysis and intelligence, and is called sister by many fans. People in the circle are still very convinced of her intelligence.

Of course, the most frequently asked question is the cp question that makes people very speechless but inexplicably excited.

Fan [-]: Sister, sister, is little Mumu gay?

Answer: Of course not, such a man, little Mu Mu, besides attacking himself, he really can't think of anyone else who can be on or under him.

ask:"……"

Fan [-]: Among the many CPs in Murris, which one does my sister think has the most CP feeling?

Answer: The black little Mumu is versatile.

Fan [-]: "..."

Fan [-]: Which female star does my sister think is the best match for Mu Mu?

Answer: Bye~

Fan [-]: Sister, don't leave, I won't ask any questions!I know my sister is a CP control!

Answer: Is there?

Fan [-]: Your attributes have long been exposed.

answer:"……"

Fan [-]: If Mu Mu could fulfill her sister's three wishes, what kind of wish would her sister make?

A: What a smart question.

Fan [-]: Hey! ! !

Answer: The first wish, clam clam clam clam clam, little Mumu, help Kaka shave~; the second wish, make Dai Hua wear SpongeBob SquarePants!The third wish, after winning the game, let Master Shui forcefully kiss her, and no counterattack is allowed!

Fan [-]: dripping sweat~

Answer: The fourth wish is to let the midfielder of the submarine hug his waist for 10 minutes and stare affectionately; the fifth wish is to feed ice cream with little yellow; the sixth wish is to match black and white with blue; the seventh wish is that Moyes, the referee, cannot Let it go, by the way, there is also my little purple, what an affectionate fallen little angel, and...

Fan [-]: Sister, it’s alright, it’s alright, calm down, calm down~ Answer: (Flicking her hair proudly) Sorry, I lost my composure.

Murris, who was juggling the ball on the grass outside the apartment, had absolutely no idea that the considerate and intellectual Miss Alancha in front of him was actually a danmei wolf in a lady's skin.

He still doesn't know what kind of dire situation he will be in in the future.

On this day, Murris was resting at home, and when he heard movement outside the apartment, he walked out.Seeing that Alan Cha was gently placing a doraemon doll outside Murris' apartment, and saying goodbye to it lovingly~ There was a small note on the back of the doraemon.

"Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo's selfie, don't forget to comment~"

If Alan Cha hadn't mentioned this on purpose, Murris would have almost forgotten about it.

Ronaldo has almost forgotten about Murris cheating him, but today, Ronaldo, who returned to the locker room after training, received a text message from Murris, and he was a little confused.

The text message is only four words, plus an emoji.

"Good figure, →_→"

Ramos leaned his head over and just saw this text message, and immediately burst out laughing.

In the evening, Cristiano Ronaldo posted a text message from Murris, with a hint of showing off, and even this poker face praised his figure, so there must be nothing to say.

A certain Mr. 9000 million automatically ignored the emoji behind and thought proudly.

However, he has a Ramos who specializes in tearing things down.

"That's not right, Chris, Little Morris's text message reply is not like this, it should be like this..."

The fans sprayed, and Luo Daihua was embarrassed.

And the poker face Mouris can even post emoticons!