One hour in the life of a superhuman

Hearing this, I snatched the letter from Nura Rikusho.

The letter is written on white paper, and there is the logo of Nuragumi in the upper right corner, but this is not important. The first thing you will notice at a glance is the information written with a signature pen at the end, "ah , I heard that your old acquaintances Dazai-kun and Saiki-kun will also participate."

Because I have heard this sentence from Nura Rikusho before, the impact is not as great as the first time, so I can hold back and read the letter from the beginning to the bottom.

All in all, the founder of the Nura Group idols, Nura Kobi, was very worried about his son Nura Lusheng's unwillingness to inherit the position of the third generation of Nura Group idols, and felt that he and his old father, Nura Huapiao, could not pursue to the Central Plains. Also feel that times have changed.

Chuya Nakahara, who has been singing songs for 200 years, is still out of tune. During the concert, because of "Excellent Boy Dazai Osamu" singing out of tune, the guy who almost laughed and rolled in the middle of the stage, unexpectedly became the NO among idols. 1. There is an urgent need for small fresh meat like Nuliang Lusheng to join in and strengthen the Nuliang group.

However, more and more mafia want to save the country with curves through their idols. For example, Nuliang Rikusheng has never practiced singing and dancing. Being able to become a well-known actor, Nuliang Koipan expressed concern about this.

It just so happens that Hell Idol 666 is going to be held in Hell. He has already signed up for Rikuo Nura, hoping that he can make his debut and step Chuya Nakahara under his feet. Probably to comfort Rikuo Nura, so I added That sentence.

"Dazai-kun, don't add oil and vinegar to the things that are not written on the letter." Nuliang Lusheng took the cigarette stick and patted Dazai Osamu's face, "It's not a good thing to have private affairs."

Osamu Dazai looked at Nuliang Rikusheng with a half-smile, and moved the cigarette stick out, "Actually, the meaning is similar, isn't it?"

In fact, the general meaning is basically the same as what Osamu Dazai said, except for the extra oil and vinegar.

I glanced at Dazai Osamu. He and Nuliang Rikusheng were fighting against each other. This is actually not important. The key point is that he stood half a meter away from me, and the letter has been handed over to me since the ghost lamp was handed over. I keep it safe, Osamu Dazai couldn't find an opportunity to peek at the letter, he didn't play tennis, and he didn't evolve into such high-tech eyes as Keigo Atobe.

Then there is only one reason, Osamu Dazai already knew about it.

"Well," Osamu Dazai pretended to be innocent to me, "It was Saiki-kun who didn't attend the meeting some time ago."

Occasionally, Ghost Lantern will hold meetings, and they are all topics that are not very nutritious, such as the idea of ​​"candy house hell" that Ghost Lantern was killed before. The time will be lost, after all, the number of participants reaches 80.00%.

As a result, such a big melon was missed.

I don't want to get any information from Dazai Osamu. His information is half-truth and half-false, and it would be a waste of time to distinguish, so I simply sealed Dazai Osamu's mouth first, and then brought Nuliang Rikusheng back to the hell.

When he got to hell, he went straight to the room of the ghost lamp. He usually wouldn't go out to inspect at this point. Very good, the timing was just right. If he waited for his afternoon nap, it would be very troublesome to fight because of the other party's getting up.

It's not that there was a fight, but the compensation after the fight will be mailed over.

This is the rule that Osamu Dazai accidentally dropped into the room where the ghost lamp took a nap several times.

"Ah, are you talking about this?" Ghost Lantern thought about it before thinking about it, "The pan-entertainment of hell is too serious recently."

The current idols are all curves to save the country. After all, the big brother of the mafia, the port mafia, has already done it, so most of the dead are involved in it.

"Generally speaking, you won't pass any talent show at all," Ghost Lantern frowned. "Hell still has to look like hell."

I think the other party's words are not convincing at all when there is a guy like Osamu Dazai next to him who violated the rules and cleared the punishment date.

"However, I received an anonymous report," Ghost Lantern said, "Although for some people, it seems that audition activities are a good way to become idols, but if they are dead people who don't plan to participate, they will become idols." Torture."

Lord Ghost Lantern, who is determined to make a good change for the sake of the times, watched Chuya Nakahara’s documentaries, such as magma jumping and dancing, singing at waterfalls, and watching 24-hour idol documentaries in the torture room of their port mafia. I seriously doubt that the documentary is It was changed according to the famous record template of "Girls on the Backstreet", but if it is true, Zhongyuan Zhong has been singing for 200 years now, and occasionally the scene will go out of tune.

"This is tentatively named 'Idol Hell'," Ghost Lantern said, "but the implementation of any hell needs to be verified."

So the first 'Idol 666' was actually an idol selection, and it was actually a public execution of paly.

……

Although it sounds reasonable, it always feels wrong.

Participating in the "Idol 666" audition is actually entering the "Idol Hell". The dead who participated in the experiment need to be selected, and the one who passed the unanimous vote is Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai has done a lot of great things in hell, but no hell is willing to take him in. It is great to have this opportunity. Let him go, let him go, almost press the voting button until it rubs against the fire and scraps it Osamu Dazai honorably became an idol candidate.

And I was dragged down purely as Dazai Osamu's partner.

I have never heard of someone who was bound as a partner and now is bound to be an idol. The key is that no one has notified me yet.

Ghost Lantern was a little surprised: "Osamu Dazai said he came to inform you."

I glanced at Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai spread his hands at me and smiled innocently.

This guy, it’s no wonder that he was so weird when he saw the floats before, he must have found a way to insert Nuliang Lusheng into this "Idol 666" draft event, and Nuliang Huapiao who sold his grandson/son Nura Rikusheng reached a private agreement, then wrote this letter, and then informed me in this way.

Ordinary people would think that it was something that was clearly told verbally, but the other party could use it to make troubles, even just to see my other expressions, such a boring thing, between 200 years of partner relationship, I don't want to know what Dazai Osamu is thinking at all.

This matter is basically a certainty, and it is a forced competition that is completely in line with the setting of hell. Except for Rikusheng Nura who was cheated and me, everyone is a sinner.

These guys form an idol group, probably the kind that has all kinds of poisons, but as a producer, Ghost Lantern is very confident that he can give "Idol Hell" an opening shot and make it the most popular hell in consciousness.

……

It would be better for me to bet on absolutely nothing.

Of course, I definitely didn't want to bet to win a little money, but because for the effect of the show, Ghost Lantern did not disclose any information at all. He strictly controlled his own thoughts, so I couldn't detect any information with my telepathic ability. However, this kind of stall is the most circulated news and information. I know who their informants are, such as the intelligence office in Hakata and Orihara Rinya from Ikebukuro, but there is no need to dig deep.

Although hell is cracking down hard, this kind of thing is prohibited repeatedly. There are already predictions of debutants in the handicap, and even the contestants who have not been announced are clear. I also saw Bailan spend a lot of money on me, obviously His name is still on it.

This guy has been here for 200 years, should he be repatriated to Western Hell? Even Tsunayoshi Sawada has gone back. Did he stay here specially to participate in this "Idol 666" event?I didn't expect him to be such a Bai Lan.

But saying this seems to be just a joke, because this event allows people from Western Hell to participate, and Skuvalo's name is also hung on it, as well as Liu Dao Mu.

In fact, it is not surprising that it is not a new thing for Liu Dao Mu to use illusions to toss the dead, gods of death or devils in Western Hell. He even wants to overthrow the current Satan. It is normal to be taken out to compete, Skuva In Luo's words, it was probably forced to transform.

Even though Bai Lan turned around and left, the whole process lasted less than three seconds, but I still got some information.

There were a hundred dead people who participated in this time, all of them were treacherous and evil guys. Soaking in magma is now like soaking in bath water, and their tolerance has directly increased. Ordinary criminal law does not matter to them at all. Meaning, even if it is fried golden on both sides, it is regarded as a SPA, and it is made into US dollars.

So this time "Idol Hell" is indeed like a ghost lamp, and there is some truth in the idea of ​​a new hell.

But generally speaking, I still feel that the success rate is very low and there are a lot of troubles, and if you drag me into the water, unless you eliminate me, otherwise it is impossible to form a group, and it will be impossible in the next life.

I originally wanted to go to "Flower Cut Cooking Fox Yuqian" to relax, but it happened that Zhongyuan Zhong was also here. Obviously he also heard some rumors, and he laughed and said that he would give me more shots in the competition system. I saved it until the end.

... I had to take out the recording of Chuya Nakahara's "Osamu Dazai, he's actually not bad" before, Chuya Nakahara's expression suddenly changed, and he asked through gritted teeth, "Why do you still have it?"

It was originally infiltrated by Maoyou Newspaper's Xiaosan, but it has been destroyed by the port mafia entertainment group. This copy was copied before Osamu Dazai, because he judged in advance that his home would be turned upside down and handed over to me for safekeeping. Of course I refused, but I mixed it with coffee jelly and sent it in. There is no way to do it. I didn't expect to use it at this time.

Under the pressure of the dark history of admitting that Osamu Dazai was a good man when he was drunk, Nakahara and I also reached an agreement that he would definitely criticize me as worthless and let me be eliminated.

Because the competition system has not been announced yet, even Chuka Nakahara, who is the judge, is not clear about it, but I think since the talent show is held in the name of "Idol Hell", Chuya Nakahara's approach will definitely cheat me After all, Zhongya Zhongya has too many fans, and most of them still shake M, so as long as Zhongya Zhongya ignores me, it will be fine.

"You are so troublesome." Zhongya Nakahara said, but he looked at the USB flash drive in my hand and shut up.

Teruhashi Shinmi's older brother, whose stage name is Liu Shentong Nobu Teruhashi, shouldn't worry too much. He already hated me because of Teruhashi Shinmi.

In this case, two of the three judges are on my side. I think this time it is stable, and I guarantee a turn.

The author has something to say: Well =3=