One hour in the life of a superhuman

It was three days later that I received an official notice from the program team.

It is indeed worthy of the variety show that should be called "Idol Hell". As soon as I opened the door, I saw two ghosts in black suits standing at the door of my house, and there was a cameraman behind them filming.

Probably because I was used to wearing kimonos before, now I feel uncomfortable in a suit, but when I saw me, I immediately put on a serious face.

In fact, this kind of deterrence is basically equivalent to nothing for me. Except that the ghost lamp is a little difficult to deal with, and it is only a little difficult to deal with, the sum of these ghosts is not my opponent. Become a god on the spot and go to Gaotianyuan. Although Shigeo Kageyama wanted to go back to hell every day in Gaotianyuan, he would probably very much hope that I would accompany him, but we still have to explicitly refuse this point.

I didn't use the teleportation ability to hide in other hells before, and naturally I won't now.

These two ghosts, who were still half-colleagues in the past, now wear a suit temporarily borrowed from the Port Mafia Entertainment Group, and they don't recognize each other. The two of them didn't have any intention of exchanging pleasantries, and announced according to the setting of the program group process.

Simply put, give me 10 minutes to pack up, and the program crew will come in and follow up.

When they were downstairs, I heard their voices cheering each other up, and I mourned the cameraman who got Osamu Dazai in the lottery with my real name. Didn't pay attention to this.

Although I was greatly persuaded by the ghost lamp, whether it is a person, a dead person, or even a ghost messenger, the more I can't do anything at this time, the more I think about it, so I easily know the process, and there is no secret in my room , but I don't like to announce it to the public, so I made preparations in advance.

I pulled a suitcase from the side of the door and signaled for them to go.

The ghost guard looked at the suitcase, then at me, and touched his ears subconsciously. Inside was a bluetooth headset, and the voice of the director giving orders came from it, "Master Qi Mu, if you don't follow the routine like this, Editing of the program group is very difficult."

One cut is not the best.

Hey hey hey, I want a round of players.

I didn't care about them, I pulled the suitcase first and left, and pulled the cameraman blocking the door to the side with one hand, and the two ghosts behind me hurriedly followed.

I live in a community of the dead now, I actually want to go to a sparsely populated place, so that I won’t hear all kinds of voices, but the land on this side of hell is also very tense, except for the ancient times like the Akashi family In addition to buying land and building houses in Hell, it is difficult for the Atobe family, who started their business late, to own such a large piece of land as Akashi, but even so, they have to write a report and invest in a tennis court.

Of course, this is not the key point. The key point is that apart from some inconveniences in life, I met many dead people in the community along the way.

"Qi Mu-jun, are you going on a mission?"

"Is the task of Mr. Ghost Lantern so formal recently? There is even a person in charge of video recording."

Even if the ghosts behind him explained that this was an idol talent show, and it was also a preparation for the "Idol Hell" plan, but everyone ignored it.

"Mr. Qi Mu is going to participate in the show? What can he perform? Breaking boulders with his bare hands?"

"I think for Qi Mu-kun, it would be better to act like catching those troublesome dead or something, similar to a cat catching a mouse."

Occasionally, there will be vicious dead people in hell to perform prison escape scenes. I have caught them twice because they broke into my neighborhood.

The ghost messengers took advantage of this gap and shouted "Idol 666" loudly, which received enthusiastic responses from the masses of the dead.

The two of them seem to have found some joy in life transformation and continued to talk loudly. With their hard work, I think they can indeed be advertising salesmen.

But as long as my lens is reduced, I can bear it, but the kind that goes to the car and waits first.

The cameraman's lens wavered back and forth between the two ghosts and me, and finally followed me.

I didn't care that the two of them planned to get in the car first. I already knew the license plate in many ways, but there was only one car parked nearby. I opened the curtain and wanted to go up, but when I looked up , his movements froze, and he walked down again.

The cameraman was stunned for a moment, and his camera turned to the inside of the car. Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the outermost side, was the first to say, "Eh? Kusuo, do you hate seeing me so much?"

I ignored him, and the cameraman replied: "The rent of the hazy car is still very expensive, and you are in a group, so it's normal to go to the recording scene together."

Osamu Dazai interjected: "Kusuo definitely didn't let them in, so I missed the next step."

……

At this time, the two ghost messengers who were selling Amway before ran over panting, and then made up the process at my request.

All in all, in order to save time and money, the process of the variety show "Idol 666" has been compressed. Compared with other talent shows, one game is more than several games. It only has three ratings in total, that is, three performances. In order to save time, the first Once played in team mode.

I don't really care about the team division, but if the team member is Osamu Dazai, it is impossible to not care, "Who divides this team?"

"It's not who divides it, but it's based on the relationship before life." Guichai said, "A team of five people will be divided into one piece if they have connections before death. If they have nothing to do with anyone, they will make final adjustments at that time."

Hearing this, I had bad thoughts. ,

But the most important thing is that if the first game is a team competition, it doesn't mean that even if I am motionless like a wooden stake, if the rest of the team is strong, I can still advance.

I got in the car, there was another cameraman besides Osamu Dazai in the car, he covered his face with a pillow, the camera was fixed aside, judging from the flickering light above, it was still working.

I looked back at Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu shrugged at me, and smiled innocently, "The time waiting for Kusuo is too boring, so I have to chat with the camera brother for a little bit about life."

The kind that covered people all over with black mud?

I finally understand why the two ghosts just comforted the cameraman alone.

But the dead will not die again except for the soul flying and annihilation, and I didn't care about him.

If you are really hit, you can also invite him to visit the Hell Records Section in Hell to ensure that you will be full of energy immediately.

I took a look at the interior of the oboroche. The interior of the oboroche is that kind of tatami mat, with nine cushions placed on it. This is an enlarged version of the oboroche. It can refer to the nine-seater van in the world, so it is still quite spacious.

The cameraman who fainted was sitting on the left side of the top. After thinking about it, I sat on the right side of the top position. This position is in the blind spot of the fixed camera.

"Who will the next three players be?" Osamu Dazai approached me and asked.

I skillfully pushed his head aside, Osamu Dazai smiled mischievously and didn't speak again, but it didn't mean he was quiet, and hummed a little song instead.

But there are only a few troublesome ghosts who can be related.

Sure enough, my premonition was correct. The next stop is a hotel. This hotel is specially prepared for travelers from other hells. After all, the guys from other hells, whether they are diplomats or ordinary dead, cannot rent them locally. house.

The two ghost messengers got out of the car again, and came back dejectedly within 10 minutes.

[Hey, I didn't follow the process again. 】

Do they want to take pictures of everyone's room, or do they plan to get up early in the morning to play the scene of waking up from sleep?

A head popped out from the curtain, the white hair is so dazzling that the sun is shining, compared with these guys from the World Guardian Team, this guy doesn’t look like a villain when he doesn’t do anything, at least he looks brighter than Osamu Dazai too much.

Bai Lan greeted inside very friendly. After staying in hell for 200 years, the ending voice still rose, "Hi~ Long time no see."

He stayed on Toyo Hell as a technical consultant before, but 100 years ago, he was driven back by the ghost lamp because he tried to build a secret base in the gap between hell and hell.

Rather than seeing each other for a long time, I think it would be better to never see each other again.

We were sent by Ghost Lantern to Xiyang Hell for business. In fact, Ghost Lantern didn't want to see Osamu Dazai for the time being and wanted to start the Snapdragon Competition happily. I don't want to recall those days at all.

No one responded to Bai Lan, and Bai Lan didn't feel embarrassed, and got into the Oboro car very skillfully, and he sat opposite to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai said exaggeratedly: "You would actually participate in this boring event."

Bai Lan smiled: "Because it seems very interesting."

"Normally speaking, shouldn't you be a singer?" Osamu Dazai suddenly asked, "I have admired your singing videos."

Bai Lan's complexion darkened for a moment, and then returned to normal, very fast, but I still caught this point, "It's really hard for you to remember what happened before you were alive, but did you get an eternal sleep in hell?"

Osamu Dazai's original smile also settled down.

The atmosphere suddenly became silent, but at this moment, the car suddenly shook violently, and then roared, "Don't kick me!"

The curtain is drawn up, and it is no surprise that it is Skuvalo who will do such a behavior.

Scovalo took a look at the configuration here, snorted, and sat next to me.

I don't quite understand the program flow of pulling them from the hotel in batches even though they all live together, but then the two ghost messengers came back in a hurry because Liu Dao Mu disappeared.

At this time, "KUFUFUFU" laughter came from inside the carriage, and Liu Daomui appeared, and he sat beside Bai Lan.

Liu Dao Mu came in when the car stopped, a little earlier than Bai Lan, I am immune to illusion, I knew it as soon as he came in, but when he came in, he pointed his index finger in front of my mouth , silently "shh".

I don't care if I want to help him keep the secret, it's just that I don't bother to tell them that there is a Liudaoku here.

However, except for the ghost messengers and the cameraman, everyone was very calm about the appearance of the special effects made by Liudao Mukuro.

Obviously, Liu Dao Mu is not the kind of setting that will be honest. He took out a music box from his arms and opened it. Unlike ordinary girls who usually dance ballet, the one standing in the center is wearing Bai Lan in a white suit sang a passionate bel canto from the other party, just like Osamu Dazai said, he is a good seed to become a singer.

At this time, Bai Lan's expression was not as fluctuating as when he was first mentioned by Dazai Osamu. He took the music box very naturally, "This box of weapons is really boring."

"If you like, I can also give it to you, KUFUFU." Liu Daomu took out a box weapon and played with it in his hand, "You can also change clothes. Personally, I like the white gauze dress."

"You specially made my box weapon, I would have misunderstood." Bai Lan put her hand on Liudaokuku's body.

Although he didn't say what he would misunderstand, it was obvious that everyone understood.

Liu Dao Mu's face froze, but then he replied, "KUFUFUFU, didn't you invite us to participate in this event?"

Bai Lan said a little strangely, "Didn't Mr. Zetian want you to participate in this event as compensation?"

Scuvaro couldn't help it at this time, stood up abruptly, and roared at Bai Lan: "You are not guilty of saying that?"

I can roughly understand what's going on from their noises and inner voices.

All in all, Bai Lan's family didn't make any achievements in Hell, but Bai Lan can still stand in the Western Hell with her excellent technology. Everyone was in peace at first, but it is obvious that even in reality, Bai Lan Not very honest, and often teased Pengo Li like playing with a cat.

Because of Bai Lan's instigation, Western Hell launched a battle, but it was Balian's Xanxus who made the first move, and then the rest of Vengley's people who were too idle to swim in the magma after their death also participated, destroying Dropped a third of Western Hell.

The compensation was a huge amount, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who became an excellent BOSS, forced Skuwaro to become an idol with the tone of "if you don't go, then Xanxus".

Because Liu Dao Mukuro, who is not too serious to watch the excitement, was the first to start and tease behind the scenes, so he was also thrown over to become an idol candidate.

So this is entirely due to the jealousy of enemies when they meet each other.

Oboroche moved forward amidst their quarrel, and the last person got on the car after a while, and it was Nura Rikuo, no accident.

Affected by the demonic power of hell, Nura Rikusheng has always maintained the appearance of a monster here. He looks very haggard, with dark circles under his eyes, and he looks like he has been sleepless for days and nights.

I looked at him and he sighed and remained silent.

After all, it is a partner, I persuaded.

[We can take a round trip. 】

Nura Rikusheng replied.

[My dad said that he has already helped me operate in the dark to ensure that Emperor C will make his debut. 】

... Really dear, but fortunately, I have already prepared it. It is definitely a small transparent elimination script.

The author has something to say: Jiujiu planted a landmine around the stage to celebrate =3=