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Accompanied by the boy's exaggerated yelling, Jiang Shanglu, who was standing at the door of the ward, laughed out loud. His bad mood seemed to improve all of a sudden, and he was not as depressed and terrifying as when he met his nephew Jiang Shuhua just now. .

The two nurses who followed him and stopped to watch the excitement were also a little speechless for a while by this absurd or even funny scene.

It’s just that working in a hospital of this special nature, let alone claiming to be a tomato, there are patients in Ward 408 who claim to be a seedless watermelon, and patients in Room 303 who claim to be a golden pillow durian. Mr. Jiang was not because of...

Suddenly realizing that he seemed to be thinking about something not very good, the nurses who were thinking about something at the time quickly glanced at Jiang Shanglu's face nervously.

Seeing that he didn't seem to think of his own experience because of the scene in front of him, one of the middle-aged nurses was relieved and slowly opened his mouth to Jiang Shanglu who was obviously very interested.

"This kid's name is Zhang Xiaoguang. I heard that he was under too much pressure before the college entrance examination and had a mental problem. Because he usually likes to eat tomatoes, he imagined himself as a tomato. He was sent here at noon, and he was still struggling when he came. Holding two eggs... From now on, he will live in the ward next to yours, will it affect your rest?"

"fine."

Containing the inconspicuous smile on his face, Jiang Shanglu casually replied and went straight back to his ward. After staying in this hospital for more than ten years, he was obviously no longer as hysterical as when he first moved in. Nothing seems to arouse his interest in front of him.

"I always feel that Mr. Jiang sometimes looks at people as if he is about to eat people... Sister Chen, do you think that Wang Linchuan on our floor fell from the balcony that night? What does it matter... Otherwise, when Wang Linchuan woke up later, why did he keep yelling at Mr. Jiang, saying that ghosts were going to crawl in from the window to eat him and other nonsense..."

Seeing the door of the room in front of her being gently closed, the nurse standing at the door murmured tremblingly. The middle-aged nurse who heard the words was about to warn her not to talk nonsense, and she was careful to offend Jiang Shanglu. In the middle of the night, I smelled a very unreal but very attractive sweet fragrance that seemed to be left over from the man.

She froze for a moment and wanted to sniff it carefully, but this time she didn't smell anything. After a while, the nurse thought it was her own illusion. She shook her head and went downstairs while chatting with her colleagues.

After they left, Jiang Shanglu, who came back to the room alone, also locked the door behind him. Usually, he rarely went to the public cafeteria to have lunch in person. Of course, he had his own reasons for doing so today.

It's a pity that he didn't get what he wanted. This ghost place forever prohibits patients from touching any sharp objects, and now even chopsticks are not allowed to be used by lunatics like them.

But now he just needs such a sharp enough thing to help him, and thinking of this, Jiang Shanglu, who was expressionless and had a little white lips, slowly moved his hand to the button of his hospital gown.

The strong and strong male body was exposed to the air as he took off his hospital gown. Jiang Shanglu only took off his top to reveal his upper body, then threw the clothes on the bed and walked into the bathroom that came with the room went in.

It was only because he no longer used clothes to cover up his body odor that some of his body's differences from ordinary people were finally fully revealed.

If someone walks into the room at this moment, they can easily smell the sweet and greasy fragrance in the air that can almost make one's nerves fall into madness. The wound where the skin and flesh are rolled up.

The two huge wounds on the man's body, which even the medical staff didn't notice, are showing a light ginger red color different from human blood at this moment. There is no disgusting bloody smell, but instead exudes a scent of his blood itself. Fantastic taste.

It's just that in his wounded area, some brown flocs can be vaguely seen surging as if they were alive, and because of these brown flocs, his face was not good all morning. Jiang Shanglu looked down at the Plastic mouthwash cups and toothbrushes on the sink.

First, he squinted his eyes inexplicably, then reached out and took the toothbrush in his hand and broke it off, then frowned and inserted the half tail of the toothbrush head into the wound and began to stir it with difficulty.

The strong pain came very clearly, and every blood vessel in the body gave out a cold and manic roar. In addition, the texture of the toothbrush was very rough, and the pain was naturally doubled.

And Jiang Shanglu, whose pain was magnified many times due to his personal constitution, lowered his eyes and did not speak. He watched the brown flocs on his chest wound being taken out of his body by a sharp weapon and thrown into the sink, and then he opened it. The faucet flushed all the bloody flocs down the sewer.

After finishing all this, the pale-faced Jiang Shanglu threw the two cut-off toothbrushes with ginger-red liquid into the toilet in the bathroom. After that, he took a shower carefully, and finally got rid of the smell on his body that was only available in a year. The smell that leaked out of his skin during certain special periods was cleaned up.

It's just that the unintentional wound still caused him a lot of inconvenience, and when the man wiping his hair walked to the sealed window, he looked expressionlessly at the downstairs of the hospital through the window glass. Those two tall shrubs, which almost stretched all their branches and leaves into the hospital building, finally pulled the corners of their mouths slightly gloomily.

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What Jiang Shanglu did in his own room did not attract anyone's attention. In the room next to him, mental stabilization measures for Zhang Xiaoguang, who had just been admitted to the hospital, were also going on.

Half an hour later, the two doctors who were in charge of helping Zhang Xiaoguang stabilize his emotions finally came out, and came back after only three hours to check on the changes of this young man named Zhang Xiaoguang.

But what everyone didn't know was that when the boy who was tightly tied to the bed and given a sedative was sure that no one was left in the room, he suddenly opened his eyes.

After turning his pupils to dark red, he carefully bent his limp legs and stuck a crisp green vine with a little fluff sticking out from under his back to the window glass.

At the same time, the small white flower on the tomato vine also trembled in a very human way following his movements.

With the help of the scent of various types of pollen, tree roots and plants in the air, the young man with a focused expression silently collected information on all the lower plants downstairs in the hospital.

This is an ability that only higher plants at the upper level of the plant chain can have. Bees, butterflies or even a gust of wind can be his best helpers.

It's just that when his tender green tomato vines were about to completely stick out of the window, the stench from downstairs also wafted in.

The little white flower trembled uncomfortably as soon as he smelled the disgusting stench, and the startled boy quickly took back his vine, and then he quickly lay down on the bed, tilting his head He said softly to the tiny communication device left in his ear.

"Hello... call the branch, call the branch, is Major Wen there?"

"Major Wen has just left. Su Qinghe and others have some problems with their mission in Kashgar. He should be planning to take a military plane at [-] o'clock in the afternoon and rush to the local area to pick them up. Zhang Xiaoguang, how is the situation with you now? Let's talk about the basic situation first. Let me tell you."

Accompanied by the subtle magnetic sound of adjusting the interface, a soft and elegant male voice entered the public communication channel. After hearing that it was the voice of their unit Mu Xiao, Zhang Xiaoguang also relaxed a little, then nodded and replied,

"Okay, please wait a moment."

The voice was a little weak. Animal anesthetics have limited effects on implanted humans like Zhang Xiaoguang, but they are not completely useless. However, some actions and reporting tasks are still required, so Zhang Xiaoguang organized the language and directed at the other end. Mu Xiao slowly opened his mouth and said,

"In order to confirm the growth of the two stinky euonymuses located downstairs in the city's third mental illness inpatient department, I extracted a separate air odor report from the surrounding area after entering the hospital. They have indeed both passed the low level. During the transition period from plants to intelligent creatures, with territorial hunting and autonomous camouflage consciousness, they will completely evolve from lower plants to higher plants within a week."

"Now I need to ensure the personal safety of the higher animals in the area and improve the household registration of the two stinky euonymuses, so as to ensure the household registration, house purchase and marriage issues that they need to face after they become intelligent life forms and integrate into human society... But From the current point of view, these two trees have not found any major problems except that the smell is a bit big, and that is all for the time being, and I will report to the headquarters if there is any follow-up situation."

"Well, okay, I wish you all the best, then I'll hang up here, and you should be careful."

Quickly recorded everything with the signature pen in his hand, Mu Xiao, who lowered his head, said goodbye to Zhang Xiaoguang in a soft voice and cut off the communication.

After taking off the communicator in his ear with one hand, the conference room behind him was also opened, and then a man humming a song sat down, and the man rolled his eyes at the clearly written words in front of Mu Xiao. For the record, I raised my eyebrows and asked casually

"Dead man tree, what is this thing? It sounds so infiltrating..."

"...It's actually the stinky weed mao, a variant of wey mao. In principle, it is not substantially dangerous, but there are also plants with criminal records in some old files... There used to be an old saying 'dead man tree dead man' The tree, the head of the tree is covered with white silk cloth' is what I'm talking about, I heard that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a village in Hebei that had such a smelly weed grass..."

"Anyone in the village who doesn't want to live will choose to hang himself on this tree. After hanging, the corpse will be hung on the branch of the tree without moving. The stinky euonymus will judge that it is food and secrete juice to digest the corpse little by little. In the end, there was only a set of clothes that fell on the ground and a white silk hanging from a tree branch..."

Speaking of this, Mu Xiao, who was still thinking about it, frowned unconsciously. Thinking of asking Zhang Xiaoguang, a tomato who had just started working for less than a year, to perform this household registration task, he suddenly hesitated a little, but after thinking for a while, Recently, Mu Xiao, who really couldn't find extra manpower to support him, looked thoughtfully at the man in front of him and said,

"However, this has nothing to do with this incident. The two trees acquired by the Agricultural University have been honest and responsible before. We can't treat them differently without any criminal record. After all, legal citizens... wait for Major Wen Come back and talk about it, anyway, with Zhang Xiaoguang's ability, there won't be any major problems."

Mu Xiao tried so hard to convince himself that he neatly classified and put away the things at hand. The place they are in at the moment is a separate conference room, and there is a work area similar to government offices outside the glass window .

This small office area is located in a very inconspicuous government department building on Jixiang Street, City Y. Perhaps its only special feature is that it is completely hidden in the wall by a strange protective color.

When you turn into the hidden corridor at the door, there will be a brick-colored wall in front of you. The small gaps on the wall are usually used to facilitate the entry of bees, butterflies and other creatures that can transmit pheromones. On the metal sign, there is a line of official unit Song typeface written in red - Y City Branch of the Earth Plant Household Registration Office.

"Didn't you just send Wen Mu to the airport? Why did you come back so soon?"

After putting away the things, Mu Xiao remembered what the person in front of him was doing just now, and looked at him with a frown, and his expression involuntarily brought a little doubt.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaoguang also smiled harmlessly, but as Mu Xiao, who knew his species clearly, this smile was not harmless at all.

——After all, the most famous thing about the highly poisonous arbor like Blood Sealing Throat is that its juice can cause most mammals to die of direct heart paralysis.

Chen Xiaoguang: "He said he had to report to his superiors before he left, and told me to come back first, so I came back."

Mu Xiao: "What's the matter with you? You come back when he asks you to come back? Why don't you accompany him to a place like headquarters!"

Chen Xiaoguang: "Hey, why are you attacking me again? I'm going to be angry when you keep doing this, I'm really going to be angry! Although Wen Ying hasn't sprouted yet, he can kick my head with just a casual kick Come down and play as a ball, can he still be afraid of those old men... But you said that we people are desperately running around all year round, why are we still not in the eyes of the top? Those high-level people who evolved in the wild Plants scream and kill at every turn, and they are hostile to those of us who live with higher animals and rely on the genes of our ancestors to return to our ancestors. Now the policy has changed again. Maybe in a few years, we people will really die. I'm going to be forced to unilaterally draw a line with the higher animals..."

Chen Xiaoguang originally wanted to talk about something casually to change the subject with Mu Xiao, but he couldn't help but feel a little real when he said it. Anyway, it is also true that the headquarters' attitude towards their plantation office is obviously not friendly during this period of time.

And as the person in charge of their city Y branch, the only person at the headquarters who spoke up would naturally face the greatest pressure.

It's just that every time those dead old men open their mouths, they use some nonsense that he hasn't really entered the growth period yet, and his ability is really not enough to run on them, Major Wen.

But to be honest, this is actually quite unbelievable.

After all, their leader, who has just taken office for less than two years, is already in his early twenties. Although his qualifications are still young, he has outstanding ability and excellent character. Leng is completely different from the growth progress of other human implants.

Wen Ying, the youngest branch manager of the China Headquarters of the Earth Plant Household Registration Office since the founding of the People's Republic of China.

His grandfather, Xiao Ao, was No. 1947 in China who discovered the existence of the Amsa sacred tree and higher plant life in Zongzan Tiankeng in 1. His father, Wen Tianming, is the current general of the Military Region of G Province. His deceased mother, Dr. Xiao Hong, personally Participated in the translation of "The First Version of Amsa's Traditional Folk Songs of Different Races", helping tens of thousands of modern human implants to obtain the opportunity to survive in human society.

Such a prominent family background should have prevented Wen Ying from encountering too many setbacks in his life, but his mother Xiao Hong passed away early, when his stepmother came in with his brother who was a few years older than him but had an obvious blood relationship with him. At that time, Wen Ying, who suddenly understood what his father had done behind his mother's back, had no relationship with his father Wen Tianming.

In addition, Wenying's own situation is special. She lived to be 24 years old, not to mention blooming, and there is no tendency for the seed to break out of the shell and germinate. It is the best example of a plant's late development.

"It's a fact that my personal ability is insufficient. It doesn't matter how they question it. You don't have to worry."

Every time they were asked this question, Major Wen, who was young but more serious than the government officials, would only say this.

As for the gene of what species he inherited from his mother's family, perhaps only Mu Xiao, Chen Xiaoguang and the others who are more familiar with him know a little bit.

"I'm serious, don't you really persuade Wenying to let him consider a compromise with his father? After all, it will be much easier if his father is willing to come forward to put pressure on him... He has been eating you for him now. Those medicines used to maintain the short-term flowering period during the battle, so it will do no harm if it goes on like this."

Chen Xiaoguang and Wen Ying have lived and died together for two years, and they have a good relationship in themselves. Naturally, he knows how difficult his character is, so he can talk about this kind of thing with Mu Xiao, who is also an old friend. After all, he himself knows success The probability is not high.

And hearing what Chen Xiaoguang said, Mu Xiao, who personally gave Wen Ying a small bottle of plant hormone medicine before leaving, also sighed helplessly.

"It would be great if he is really willing to listen to me. It's not like you don't know what kind of temper he is... I can't help but give him those medicines. Without the stimulation of plant hormones, he will only be attacked by those people in the military department." It's even worse for... well, if only there was some permanent solution."

"Why not?"

Suddenly interrupting Mu Xiao's words, the eyes of Chen Xiaoguang who propped his head were more teasing, obviously he didn't take what he said seriously.

He didn't know that the idea he was about to say, which sounds absurd now, would really hit the nail on the head one day in the future. At this moment, Chen Xiaoguang just looked at Mu Xiao looking at himself incomprehensibly, and went on Touching his chin wretchedly, he smiled and said,

"Since you can't take medicine for a lifetime, let him find someone to pollinate quickly. Can this artificial hormone be as stimulating as the natural plant sex hormone! It is best to be the kind that is in the explosive flowering period, hungry and thirsty, and can exert energy." He can't stop pestering Wen Ying, a little virgin, all night... Once the sex life is satisfied, do you think we, Major Wen, won't be able to sprout! Hehe!"

Mu Xiao: "……………………"