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Zhang Xiaoguang has been lurking in the No. [-] Mental Hospital for two days.

In the past two days, apart from eating and sleeping and occasionally pretending to be crazy and selling foolishly like a repeater, he repeatedly emphasized that it was a tomato, and spent more time paying attention to the growth of the two dead trees below.

The smelly weed grass in the middle of the night does not seem to be much different from the daytime, quietly as if it will not have any other superfluous behaviors other than taking root in the soil and silently absorbing nutrients.

"This is the most normal behavior of the smelly Weimao. You don't have to be nervous. After they transition smoothly, you can help to implement the basic household registration."

Zhang Xiaoguang silently complied with the instructions given by Mu Xiao from the headquarters. He has just started working in the past few years, and he is still a little inexperienced.

Before he was admitted as a civil servant and came to work at the Earth Plant Household Registration Office in City Y, he was a typical country tomato. If it wasn't for a girl he liked, he wouldn't have come to City Y without hesitation to study further.

But the girl's father believes that his family is full of fresh fruits. Even if their name is cherry tomatoes, they are directly related to expensive cherries, not to Zhang Xiaoguang, a two-pound-a-jin greenhouse tomato. Zhang Xiaoguang went to his girlfriend's house to give gifts and have dinner to talk about marriage during the holidays, and his future father-in-law would keep talking to him there.

Father-in-law: "Xiaoguang, what on earth did you eat to grow up! Did you take hormones for such a big man? Smell the smell of manure on your body! You are also spreading pesticides anyway? Oh, don't say anything Green and pollution-free! With you like this, I dare not marry my Xiaoqin to you. Xiaoqin costs 12 yuan a catty this season! Look at you again! Alas!"

Zhang Xiaoguang: "........."

Because of this, Zhang Xiaoguang, an ambitious tomato, insisted on self-study under pressure for three years and took part in the public recruitment examination of his unit, and finally got this hard-won civil servant position.

Like the previous two years, he followed the older colleagues in the urban area to run casually in the urban area. Where there was a fungus that became a higher fungus, Zhang Xiaoguang went to help register a household registration, and where there was a pineapple After becoming a high-grade pineapple, Zhang Xiaoguang was responsible for giving a form.

Just as there is a clear distinction between lower animals-higher animals-humans in animals, there is also a clear division of lower plants-higher plants-plant-like humans in the plant world.

The higher plants evolved in the wild environment have half the probability of continuing to become real plant-like humans, but most of them will retain their primitive instincts, and attack plant-like humans and ordinary people indiscriminately like higher animals in the wild environment. behavior of mammals.

The Earth Plant Household Registration Office was established precisely to deal with such problems, and because of the unremitting efforts of all plant-like humans, today's Earth Plant Office has the scale of branch offices all over the country.

Tomatoes like Zhang Xiaoguang who have no background relationship often don't have many big tasks to come into contact with. If he hadn't repeatedly ensured that he could handle things like stenchy euonymus, the branch would not have given him this opportunity. .

It's just that I don't know what's going on. With the formal transition of the two stinky euonymuses to higher plants, Zhang Xiaoguang, who didn't think it was difficult to help register the account, just felt that his right eyelid was jumping more and more for no reason. Just hearing the cries of the patient who had an accident in the middle of the night two days ago from the corridor made him feel a little guilty.

"... There are ghosts here! So many ghosts! So many, so many! They will stick their heads and hands in through the window in the middle of the night! One hand! Two hands! Three hands! And then strangle your neck to death!!! I don't want to die !! I don’t want to die!! I don’t want to go back!! Don’t!”

Twitching all over, the patient was dragged out of the public toilet cubicle by two doctors. The patient was called Wang Linchuan. He went to work in the city the year before last because he was unbearably stimulated by the boss's wage arrears, so he became mentally ill.

Since he was hospitalized, he has not shown too much offensive power, and he belongs to the kind of person who is honest and responsible even if he is crazy, but for some reason a few nights ago, he almost jumped out of the balcony of the room. Fall down and die.

Although it is very strange that after he was found passed out in the flower bed, there was nothing wrong with his body except some trauma, but since then, he still hid in the men's room at the end of the corridor with his head in his arms and stayed overnight. I went back to my room.

But at this moment, when he saw the doctor who came to see him, this honest and lunatic began to repeat these words frantically, not only screaming loudly, but also repeatedly expressing that he did not want to go back to his sunny room near the window.

"I'm dying!! She's smiling at me from outside the window!! I've seen it clearly in the shoe box under the bed! Ghosts are going to eat people now! My liver is not good! So they won't eat it My liver! But my head was almost eaten! They almost caught me!!!"

Rolling his eyes and being given a sedative, he still babbled nonsense. The doctors and nurses working here were used to hearing such crazy talk from patients, so naturally they wouldn't take Wang Linchuan's crazy talk seriously.

Because the "he" or "she" in Wang Linchuan's mouth, according to the general situation, is very likely to be just a wild cat he saw somewhere by accident, and then after a lot of embellishment, it became what it sounds like now. It's a creepy nonsense.

"This Wang Linchuan really knows how to talk nonsense. I have to work the night shift here tonight. How can I stay here if it's so scary...Hey, Liu Hu, did you notice how he ran out last night? ?”

Sitting in the cafeteria drinking porridge, Zhang Xiaoguang quietly listened to the conversations of these medical staff walking up and down the corridor through the small holes in the cell membrane on the tomato vine for respiration. The pungent smell of disinfectant made him a little He frowned uncomfortably, but he still got a lot of useful information.

And Liu Hu, who was talking with his colleagues, also fell silent for a while, then stood at the edge of the corridor where there was no one else but the two of them and said quietly,

"It's really hard to say... I think this incident in our hospital is very strange. You have seen Wang Linchuan's reaction, right? Who knows what he saw in the middle of the night, things like ours are not clean There would have been more..."

"Oh, my back feels cold when I hear you say that... But I don't think it's something dirty, but it looks like it was done by someone. That Mr. Jiang on the fifth floor... I think it's very weird... ...Wang Linchuan saw him reacting very strongly, did you find out..."

As soon as he heard a new name, Zhang Xiaoguang, he raised his eyes thoughtfully. He looked around the cafeteria subconsciously, but he didn't see that weird Mr. Jiang mentioned by the nurses.

Because he had a general understanding of the personnel in this hospital, even if he didn't find that Mr. Jiang immediately, Zhang Xiaoguang still vaguely knew that they were referring to a man whose name seemed to be...Jiang Shanglu who lived in the ward next to him.

"Hey, you are sitting in my seat."

Just as he was thinking about this in his mind, Zhang Xiaoguang heard a man's voice behind him. He paused and looked back, even if he recognized that it was Mr. Jiang, who was elusive and said to be a very scary psychopath. .

Jiang Shanglu's face was as gloomy as usual at the moment, and his complexion today was worse than yesterday, and he treated the wound again in the room, but he didn't have time to catch up with the exact lunch time.

As a result, when he came to see, the place he usually occupied to bask in the sun was actually taken by someone, and after seeing clearly that this seemed to be the new boy who lived next door to him, he subconsciously moved his dark eyes He narrowed his eyes, opened his mouth again and repeated,

"What are you looking at, go away."

Zhang Xiaoguang: "........."

Because he is still on a mission and can't cause trouble casually, even though Zhang Xiaoguang really wanted to sit on the far left where the sun can be completely exposed to the outside, he still pretended to be shy and moved away slowly.

After sitting down like a bully with his lunch expressionless, Jiang Shanglu, who was enjoying the pleasant feeling of the sun shining on himself, was just about to bow his head and start eating when he felt that Zhang Xiaoguang was ghostly again. Sneakily rubbing against himself.

Zhang Xiaoguang: "I...I also want to bask in the sun."

Jiang Shanglu: "........."

Zhang Xiaoguang: "Well, let's...how about showing it together, buddy?"

Jiang Shanglu: "........."

It's been so long since I've been in this hospital, and it's the first time someone dared to talk to him like that. Jiang Shanglu thought it was quite new for a while, so he looked thoughtfully at Zhang Xiaoguang, who boldly sat across from him, and then also showed that kind of The body starts to carry out photosynthesis, and the comfortable tail looks like it is raised.

Jiang Shanglu calmly acquiesced to Zhang Xiaoguang's behavior that the medical staff on the side seemed a little fearless.

However, Zhang Xiaoguang saw that this crazy Mr. Jiang didn't seem to be as difficult to get along with as he imagined, so he secretly lowered his voice and began to talk to him.

In the past few days, he has used this tactic to pretend to tell the words of several patients in the hospital. Although most of the information he got was useless nonsense, there are not many normal people in this hospital. Some people will believe it.

Zhang Xiaoguang: "Brother, you should have heard that I am... I am a tomato, right?"

Jiang Shanglu: "I've heard of it."

Zhang Xiaoguang: "Hey, you've heard that it's easy to handle. In fact, I'm not only a tomato, I'm also a tomato with a mission. I'm here to carry out a special mission this time. It's not convenient for me to disclose the specific mission, but Now I want to ask you a few questions, is it convenient for you to cooperate with my work now?"

Jiang Shanglu: "Just ask."

Zhang Xiaoguang was startled by Jiang Shanglu's extremely cooperative appearance. He quickly looked around nervously, then looked at the man in front of him with the excitement in his heart and asked in a low voice,

"Wang Linchuan lives next door to you, right? You know... how did he fall off the balcony that night?"

Hearing Zhang Xiaoguang's question, Jiang Shanglu slowly raised his head and glanced at him. His eyes were scary, like mocking and scrutinizing. In short, there was a very unfriendly atmosphere, and he put his thin fingers down. After knocking on the table a few times, Jiang Shanglu bent down to get closer to Zhang Xiaoguang and smiled at him coldly.

"Because the ghost wanted to take his life, but it failed."

"Where the hell is this..." Zhang Xiaoguang obviously didn't believe it.

Jiang Shanglu: "Don't sleep tonight, wait until twelve o'clock to look out of the window, ghosts like to look in from the outside of the cage to see if there are any living people, if you happen to be discovered by him, you will know what Wang Linchuan saw that night That's it... The ghost will tear your tomato vines apart, and the ketchup in your beating stomach will flow all over the ground, and the ground will be blood red everywhere. At that time, even the eggs will look down on you, you It can only be used for dipping and eating..."

Zhang Xiaoguang: “……………………………”

Jiang Shanglu: "Are you scared?"

Zhang Xiaoguang: "Harm...afraid of QAQ"

Jiang Shanglu: "Go away if you are afraid, don't disturb my meal, crazy."

Zhang Xiaoguang: “……………………………”