Water Xu Chuan

Book Title: Water Xu Chuan

Author: Romi

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☆、Sunny night

The time is a sunny evening in the eleventh century, and the place is Xuanwu Army in Bianliang, Kaifeng Prefecture, Tokyo. The character is an adult man in dark brown cloth running wildly in the sun. (Dongdong Bianliang in the Song Dynasty, which is now Kaifeng City in Henan Province. Xuanwu Army, the name of the town in the Tang and Song Dynasties.)

Ahh. . .This elementary school student usually begins by explaining the time, place, and characters, and adding Baidu's writing technique is how it is. . .

The adult man ran anxiously to a house and pushed open the door: "Old Gao! Old Gao! Ma'am, she gave birth!"

And in the middle of the room, a person turned his head and opened his mouth at the speed of sound from anxious pacing: "Ah?!!"

Following this sound, I saw Lao Gao spread the power of turning his head to his whole body, then he spun 720 degrees in the air and kicked the visitor's chin with an upside-down golden hook: "Six Fingers next door, you fucking fuck me!" Far away ahhhh!!!"

Lao Wang used his chin as the force point, and his whole body instantly rose into the air like a rocket, and his face was inserted into the beam of this room!Lao Gao rolled elegantly for three and a half weeks and rolled out of the room, then landed on the ground in the posture of a track and field athlete running, like a bow that is off the string, he ran across the courtyard and pushed open the door of the house in front!

"Miss!"

I saw a beautiful woman on the bed lying there peacefully looking at the visitor and replied: "Mr.

Lao Gao stepped forward quickly and looked at his wife and something placed next to the bed with a smile like a flower: "Lady! I think you have been pregnant for three years, and finally gave birth! You have worked hard, lady! Is it a boy or a boy?" A girl ball!?"

The picture freezes, and Lao Gao's flowery smile freezes.

After 3 minutes, Lao Gao suddenly flashed to the kitchen, then flashed back again, raised a kitchen knife at the ball and chopped it down: "I gave birth to a ball for Mao!!!"

"Leave the ball under the sword!" Mrs. Gao stood in front of the ball and raised her snow-white arms high, as if she was about to catch the sword with her bare hands: "My lord! Just look at this ball! This ball is three feet six feet five inches high! The circumference is two feet and four feet! The height is 360 five degrees in the sky! The circumference is based on 24 solar terms! What's more, the concubine gave birth to this thing after three years of pregnancy, so it must not be a mortal thing!"

Lao Gao blinked his eyes: "Although I want to say yes! But do you know how tall three feet six feet five inches is! One foot is three meters, nearly four meters, if this thing is really that tall you Do you think you are a strange species!!!" Following Lao Gao's complaints, the kitchen knife slipped from between Mrs. Gao's hands and slashed at Mrs. Gao's face head-on!

"Ah!!!" Mrs. Gao jumped up from the ground with a scream and stretched her hands towards her face like tiger claws!

Lao Gao panicked and let go of the kitchen knife, and stretched his hands towards his face like tiger claws: "Fucking madam, I saw your movements and postures when you rolled off the bed to catch the sword with bare hands. The standard degree of difficulty is so high that you can easily catch the sword with bare hands." You became the Olympic champion, but why didn't you catch it!"

Mrs. Gao endured the severe pain and pointed at the ball: "When my baby ball was in my stomach a year ago, I often warned me: The baby looks very good, I'm afraid MyFather might not be able to accept it and plan to cut the baby with a knife! Mom! If you really love me, from now on you have to practice empty-handed and sword-handed to protect Me! It's a pity that it's just practice, and today is the first actual combat..."

Lao Gao covered his face in great pain: "This kid is so talented...Young lady, you are also so capable..."

"However," Mrs. Gao held the kitchen knife on her face so fiercely that shed blood and maternal love: "I still protected my child! My husband! This thing was born by my concubine anyway, so you can just raise it no matter what. Take it!"

Lao Gao took off the hand that was covering his face in pain, and looked at Mrs. Gao's face full of blood, maternal love and the ball and smiled reluctantly: "Okay, okay..."

Mrs. Gao smiled with the kitchen knife on her face, and countless colorful bubbles spewed out from her side, as if the whole world became extremely beautiful in an instant: "Ms.

"Mom be careful!" the ball suddenly yelled loudly: "MyFather is coming to kill the baby!!!" Mrs. Gao looked at Lao Gao in shock!And Lao Gao stared at Mrs. Gao in a daze!At this moment, the old king with the beams on his head broke through the door and raised his hands high. On the hands, a long and shining sword was slashing at the ball like a gust of wind. down!

"I gave birth to a ball for Mao!!! The evildoer looks at the sword!!! The Ruyi Excalibur! Cut it in two!!!"

The whole house slowly collapsed along the sword marks to both sides, revealing the scene inside the house, and I saw Lao Gao and Mrs. Gao's jaws fell to the floor, while Lao Wang's head was still embedded in the beam. Excalibur has already cut into that ball!

"Sure enough, no matter how you try to avoid it, what should happen will still happen. This is the so-called fate." From the ball that was cut in half, came such a line of words full of vicissitudes.

The half-cut ball slowly opened to both sides along the cut marks, and the Ruyi Excalibur was slowly lifted out by two chubby little hands empty-handed, and there was a burst of heavy metal guitar drums With a roar, an extremely punk-style green mohawk slowly poked out: "That's right! This is destiny! This is also destiny! This is the beloved kiss of the goddess of fate!"

The child's face poked out following this very philosophical sentence!I saw that there were countless wrinkles left by the years and time on the face, and there were two huge bicycle wheels hanging from the ears, and there was still a big burning cigar in the mouth. . . .

Old Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Gao Gao were stunned.

The child stood up holding the sword, and his whole body was completely revealed!I saw him wearing a tight tutu all over his body, holding a small Captain America shield with a star drawn on it in his right hand, and on his feet were two football shoes that exuded a strong foot odor. . .

Old Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Gaogao are demented.

The child casually pulled the Ruyi Excalibur from Lao Wang's hand and threw it aside, then pulled out a cigar from his mouth and blew out a smoke ring: "Mommy! Daddy! World! Gao Shushu! Oh ha! "

Old Gao's mouth slowly dripped a stream of old blood: "Gao!? Shu!? Millet!?"

"Son, you called me wrong." Lao Wang slowly took off the beam from his head and revealed a big handsome face: "I am Wang Shushu, the one over there is not Gao Shushu, he is your father Biyo."

The child took out a cigar and blew smoke rings on Lao Wang's face: "I don't know whose blood is flowing on my body, I don't know, you are Daddy, and the one over there is Gao Shushu."

Old Wang smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense, my child. Are you planning to mess up our relationship first when you appear on the stage? Stop it, the boss has an order, extramarital affairs and other things that exude negative energy are not allowed." Oh, put it on the screen."

"Hey, this is not a screen, by the way, Dad, I want to eat KFC!" The child smiled naturally, and then vomited smoke rings on Lao Wang's face, and from the side came the old general who was shocked. The sound of trembling footsteps and the tall figure of Lao Wang completely enveloped Lao Wang. . .With quick hands and sharp eyes, the old Wang put the beam that had just been inserted in his own head on the child's head with a bang!He turned his head and smiled grinningly: "Old Gao, children are ignorant haha..."

And this old man has already stood in front of him in a very oppressive and deterrent manner and raised his right fist high: "I have wanted to complain since three years ago! The surname is Wang! My wife is going to give birth and you run away!" I'm so busy in my house? At first, I thought you were a warm-hearted and good neighbor, but even the children became yours???"

Mrs. Gao anxiously stood between the two of them: "Sir, don't be impulsive!"

Lao Gao grabbed the kitchen knife on Mrs. Gao's face and pulled it out!The blood that was dragged out splashed on the beams of this room!He pointed at Lao Wang with a kitchen knife: "The surname is Wang! You must explain this matter to me clearly! Otherwise, you will die or you will die!"

Lao Wang glanced at his Ruyi Excalibur which had just been thrown to the edge of the map by the child, and in front of him was Lao Gao's kitchen knife!Countless cold sweats began to emerge from his head. . .And Mrs. Gao fell to the ground and hugged Lao Gao's leg: "Mr.

"Be clear..." Lao Wang blinked his eyes and took a deep breath: "That means we are now discussing who this child should have and his custody, right?"

"That's right." Lao Gao nodded: "Let's test the DNA now to see whose child this is!"

"Brother, it's the Song Dynasty in the 1000th century AD [-] years ago, where did you go to test it!"

"...Then what do you say? Who should this child belong to?"

"Then let's decide the child's ownership in the fairest and most practical way!" Old Wang Dayi said solemnly, then raised his right hand and hid it behind his back!

Lao Gao was taken aback: "It turned out to be this way! Sure enough, it is the fairest and most practical! Is it actually using rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets the ownership and custody of the child?!"

Lao Gao stared at Lao Wang's resolute face, so he raised his right hand very seriously and hid it behind him!

The air in the whole room trembled slowly following Lao Wang's slogan: "Three! Two! One!!!"

As the word "one" blurted out, Lao Gao and Lao Wang's right hands turned into two phantoms and stretched them out!I saw that the two of them actually produced cloth!

"Nani turned out to be a draw..." Lao Gao frowned, "Again!"

Lao Wang smiled all over his face: "I won!"

"It's all cloth, how did you win?"

"Who told you we're playing rock-paper-scissors? We're outnumbering whose fingers!"

"It's all the same thing that is protruded by human beings..." Lao Gao looked down at the sixth finger on Lao Wang's right hand in a daze: "Wait...wait a minute, are you the sixth finger? "

"Neighborhood, everyone knows, everyone knows, the Six Fingers next door!"

"Nonsense! This is a temporary setting! I don't know!"

"We can check the records! What did you call me when you kicked me into the beam at the beginning with an upside-down golden hook!!!"

Lao Gao glanced at the beginning of this chapter and was taken aback!A mouthful of old blood slowly overflowed from the corner of his mouth: "Fuck..."

"Hmph." Old Wang smiled contemptuously, turned around and stroked the beam on the child's head: "It's time to give this child a name...Since he was born as a ball, Mo Why don't you just call him... How about Gao Goudan?"

Lao Gao tilted his head: "Golf ball? Good name, good name."

"No, I mean Gao Goudan."

I saw a pure man's breath erupting from Lao Gao's body!He waved the kitchen knife at Lao Gao: "I just lost! The child is mine now! It's called Gao Qiu!"

"If you play well, you can just play the ball...Obviously the name Goudan has such a profound cultural background and rich connotation...It's really tasteless..." Lao Wang sighed and shook his head and walked out the door, wearing a golf ball on his head. Fang Liang slowly extended his hand to Lao Wang: "Daddy...I want to eat KFC..."

"Daddy is here." Lao Gao dragged Mrs. Gao to him and grabbed his hand. The big rough hand was unusually warm: "Wait a minute, Daddy will send Mommy to the hospital first, and then she will go to the hospital immediately." Take you to KFC."

"Daddy...! Kiss Daddy!" Gao Qiu hugged Lao Gao's other leg: "Who is that man who just went out! What are you doing! What's his name!"

"He... his name is Wang Sheng, and he is the head coach of a warlord in this city. Everyone in the neighborhood calls him the Six Finger King next door..."

"Wang Sheng... don't bully the young and poor!!!" An anger burned in the pupils of Gao Qiu when he was young: "You abandon me today, I will be ten times KFC tomorrow!!!" After saying that, Gao Qiu Kang Chi gnawed on Lao Gao's thigh with a big mouthful!

"Ow-!!!"

The author has something to say: get used to it. . .

☆, kick the chrysanthemum out of the universe

People have to do something when they are alive. Li Bai once said that I am born with talents to be useful, so I have to find something to make my life meaningful and valuable.

Lao Gao believes that the meaning of his life is to devote himself wholeheartedly to the great football career, so that our great football can be kicked out of Tokyo Bianliang City, the Great Song Dynasty, Asia, the world, the solar system, and the world. The Milky Way, kicking into the distant and endless depths of the universe.

Ah no, at that time this thing was called Cuju.It should be the Cuju that makes us great, ah no, Cuju is a combination of verbs and nouns, and it should be the kick that makes us great to the distant and endless depths of the universe.

Sounds like kicking your ass into the depths of the universe.

In short, after 30 years of hard training, Lao Gao has developed countless invincible nirvana skills, such as the upside-down golden hook that kicked Wang Sheng into the beam in the previous chapter.He also opened up a round football field with the most fragrant and fresh grass in all of Tokyo next to his home, and he named his Cuju team Yuanshe for this reason.

The horn of the morning was sounded by the big rooster at home, and the sun cast rays of light towards the earth following the horn.Following the arrival of the rays of light, Lao Gao also stood up from the carp on the bed, his eyes also burst out like the sun with strands of bright light condensing on the bed. . .The strands of light seemed to gather countless heat energy, which focused and roasted something on the bed, giving it a burnt smell. . .

A stinky sneaker slapped onto his face: "Father, why don't you stop talking! I'm so fucking scorched!"

Children are the future, so is the team, and so is Cuju. Only with a future can there be hope. It has been more than 30 years, more than 30 years!Yuanshe finally has a second member!

That's right, this kid has been wearing a pair of sneakers since he was born!I think that when Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was born, the purple air lingered in the delivery room, and the horns and scales of the dragon were born on his head. Dragon Ball, I think my son was born with a big ball and a pair of sneakers!

In the early morning, the dewdrops on the court were shining brightly and the sun was shining brightly. After having breakfast with Gao Qiu, Lao Gao couldn't wait to carry his collar by his neck to inherit his father's career.

However, what surprised him was that there were several Cuju players jumping on his court!A drop of old tears flowed from his eyes looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. . . More than 30 years, more than 30 years, more than 30 years!With the birth of my child, the cuju craze in Tokyo has finally been ignited by me! ! ?

With tears in his eyes, he ran towards the court with a golf ball in his hands: "Mina Sang Oh! I am the owner of this court and the captain of Yuanshe! Anything related to Cuju is fine..." There was only a light and shadow Before Lao Gao finished speaking, a ball hit his face and flew out!

Gao Qiu was taken aback and rushed to help him, but Lao Gao was already twisted into a spiral and lying on the grass, foaming at the mouth: "Good feet..." Then his head sank and his neck tilted, and he fell unconscious.

The high ball looked at several people in the entire field, stepped on the ball silently and rushed up with the ball!

All the people in the arena were taken aback and shouted: "There are assassins! Protect His Royal Highness Duan Wang!" However, the high ball had already rushed up to meet No.1 in the front and kicked him in the crotch with the ball. superior!

With two loud bangs of broken eggshells, the ball hit that person like a bowling ball, knocking all the people on the road into the air!

The group of people backed away in horror, but surrounded by them, a handsome figure in a purple embroidered dragon robe stepped forward to meet the ball, adjusted the tulle scarf on his head, and kicked the bowling ball. return!

I saw the ball hit back like a cannonball with a bang!The person who was kicked along with the ball actually bowed his body into an oval thin orbital satellite and flew towards the high ball!

A light flashed in the corner of Gao Qiu's eyes, he stretched out his hand, pinched the person's body as a shield, blocked the ball, and retreated tens of meters crazily. . .Across that person's body, he bounced the ball and at the same time held that person's body in a golf posture and hit the ball back!

Actually cracked my must-kill in this way-sputnik shot?Duan Wang looked at the ball in surprise and took a few steps back to predict the trajectory of the ball. However, the ball fell in front of the whole group of people in a rapid arc, hit the ground, spun rapidly for a few weeks, and then spun at a 45-degree angle. The sad angle bounced up!

King Duan was taken aback!This, could this be the legendary serve stunt - external spin and spin serve! ? ?His hastily right hand picked up a guard and rushed towards the landing point of the serve!However, how can a person's speed catch up with a football running at full speed! ?So he picked up another guard with his left hand, held a guard in each hand, fluttered his wings like a hummingbird and flew into the sky to catch the ball!

The initial models of human inventions are almost all imitated from the perspective of bionics, but there is no best but better. . .It's like, humans first imitated birds to invent airplanes, then imitated farting to invent jet planes, and then imitated violent farting to invent rockets. . .

There was only a burst of violent farting sound, and the high-ball chrysanthemum spurted violently past Duan Wang, who was flapping his wings frantically!Duan Wang watched in horror as the high ball caught up with the ball and smashed it! ! !

In front of King Duan, that smash fell to the ground with flames dragging as if it were so close to the sky!The golf ball fell to the ground and took off his shirt and shook it in his hand: "Oh lah lah lah goal!!!"

Qi. . .How could someone beat Gu in Cuju!Duan Wang threw down the two guards in his hands and smashed the high ball on the ground: "Come on! Take down these two bold assassins!"

Lao Gao and Gao Qiu were immediately pushed up by Wu Hua Da. Wang Duan set up a rocking chair on the court, drank a cup of tea and pressed his spirits: "Who are you two? You dare to come here in broad daylight To assassinate an orphan?"

Lao Gao was still foaming at the mouth, Gao Qiu's playful face seemed to be mocking his Cuju skills!

Duan Wang flung the lid of the teacup and waved his arm. The hot tea formed a stream of water and splashed on the faces of Lao Gao and Gao Qiu: "Hey! You two grassroots!"

This twitch woke up Lao Gao, he blinked for a long time looking at Duan Wang in purple embroidered dragon robe in front of him, stunned.

How can this dragon robe be worn by ordinary people?At first glance, he is either an emperor or a prince!Lao Gao knelt on the ground and broke out in cold sweat: "Caomin's surname is Gao, and there is no historical record of his name, so the author calls me Lao Gao. The one next to him is Caomin dog, with the single name of ball."

"Okay, okay, Lao Gao, why do you hate this king and even dare to come here to assassinate Gu?"

"Report to the lord! This piece of grass was planted by the grasslanders hard. How dare the grasslanders assassinate the lord? The grasslanders have spent their entire lives just wanting to carry forward the Cuju technique of my Great Song Dynasty!"

A thunder flashed in Duan Wang's heart and he was taken aback!This thunderbolt also illuminated his ugly heart. . .That's right, how can you hate someone just because they have better Cuju skills than you?He hastily went to untie Lao Gao with his own hands: "Aiqing's court is so well taken care of! Aiqing's son's cuju skills are so good! Aiqing is really the pillar of our cuju career in the Song Dynasty!"

"Don't dare, dare not... The prince is too proud..."

King Rui held Lao Gao's hands tightly with both hands and met his eyes: "Lone night watching the stars is too white and black and crape myrtle is red, which is an ominous omen for future Cuju failure! Black hair doesn't know how to practice ball early, white hair Fang regrets losing late! We should be prepared and never let me be defeated by AC Milan, Real Madrid, Manchester United and Barcelona!"

Lao Gao hugged Duan Wang's thigh with tears streaming down his face: "My lord has this determination, I will be saved by Cuju!"

Duan Wang sighed slightly with a gratified expression on his face: "However, the father and the emperor's brother are not very interested in this, and there are no people who are enthusiastic about it... I first discovered such a good venue yesterday, and today I discovered it again. Gao Aiqing and Gao Aiqing's son, this is really my luck for three lifetimes in the Cuju career in the Song Dynasty!" He blew a kiss to Lao Gao and Gao Qiu: "This is the lonely football team, named Qiyun Club, Wanwang Gao Aiqing brought her son into the club to give advice!"

Lao Gao was so excited that tears filled his eyes!Thinking about who is Duan Wang?He is the No.11 son of Song Shenzong, the younger brother of Song Zhezong, the current reigning sage!It is really just around the corner to have such a great person to help the Cuju business in the Song Dynasty to flourish!

Lao Gao knelt in front of King Duan and bowed deeply, "Caomin, obey the order!"

☆、The truth about Lao Wang moving next door

"It's just that I have one more question to ask." Seeing the setting sun and the sky getting dark, King Duan seemed to be going back home. He sat on a sedan chair and wiped off the sweat from meeting his confidant in Cuju all day. Fa asked: "The single name of Gao Aiqing's son is the word qiu, which qiu is it? If Aiqing is such a sage, then could qiu be the word qiu in the name taboo of the sage Confucius?"

"Yi Yi, the grassroots people have little talent and learning, this time qiu is the word for football."

"Not good, not good." Duan Wang shook his head: "The name has a very important meaning. Could it be that Ai Qing hopes that Aizi will be kicked around like a ball? What's more, the word "ball" is next to the word "Wang", so that the word "ball" is next to the word "wang". The lonely chrysanthemum is slightly unwell!"

Lao Gao hastily bowed deeply: "What's your opinion, my lord?"

"Why don't you change the character next to the word 王 to the word "奇" instead of the word "herringbone"? Even if you are kicked around like a ball, you still need to maintain your character and be upright." Duan Wang smiled, showing a diamond-like smile. The shining big die flashed high.

"It's so good! It's so good! The prince's high opinion is really shocking!"

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Gao Aiqing, I will appoint you as the Minister of Cuju in the future! Take the sedan chair and go home!"

"Farewell to the lord!" Lao Gao fell to his knees with a thud, facing the direction of the sedan chair, and couldn't get up on his knees. He got up at the speed of sound, tripped Gao Qiu, pressed him to the sedan chair and continued to kneel.

They knelt like this for half an hour and it was getting dark, Gao Qiu raised his head and looked into the distance: "Papa disappeared without a trace of them."

But Lao Gao replied in tears: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Gao Qiu was taken aback: "What's wrong with you, Dad! Why are you crying, Dad!"

Lao Gao stabilized his mood and then recited a poem meaningfully: "Why are my eyes full of tears, because I love this stadium very deeply!"

"...Dad, what do you want to express?"

"I have finally waited for the day when I can carry forward my Cuju skills in the Great Song Dynasty!" Lao Gao stood up as if the spotlight of the whole world was on his face: "First of all, I would like to thank His Royal Highness Duan Wang, and secondly, thank you to my son. Finally, I would like to thank my wife the most solemnly! Without her support, I would not have been able to persevere for decades!"

Lao Gao grabbed Gao Qiu's paw with one hand: "Let's go home quickly! Tell your mother about such a happy event!"

"Dad, didn't mother be sent to the hospital by you yesterday?"

"Hey, look at Daddy's head, let's go, let's go to the doctor's office!"

It was night, and the entire Tokyo city was full of people, brightly lit, and full of prosperity, and the medical center closest to Lao Gao's house was the second one on the left, 300 meters ahead of Lao Gao's house. Mrs. Gao belongs to Facial trauma is being hospitalized.

After inquiring about the relevant matters with the doctor, Lao Gao walked happily to Mrs. Gao's recuperating room with a large handful of peonies. . . . . .Ah, why did you bring peony here?Because carnations in the Song Dynasty had not yet traveled across the ocean to come in.

Gao Qiu tugged at the corner of Lao Gao's clothes: "Is the author stupid, dad? Even if the carnation is passed, it's not something you should give Mommy, right?"

"It doesn't matter what kind of flowers, the key is that there is Dad's heart and teeth here!" Lao Gao took a deep breath of the peony fragrance with a happy smile on his face and stood in front of Mrs. Gao's ward, ready to knock on the door.

"You...what else do you want!" A slightly angry roar stopped Lao Gao's movements!

"I... What else can I do, I just want you to divorce him!"

"Enough, really enough, over the years, his blood type, his height, his weight, his measurements, his hobbies, the colors he wears every day! I've told you everything about him What else do you want!"

"But I can't be satisfied! That's why I moved next door to your house! From the first time I saw him, I fell into an uncontrollable obsession! Every time I see him, I can't hold back the excitement in my heart Violent throbbing! He has already cut you with a kitchen knife, and he has no feelings for you anymore! As long as you divorce him, I will promise you anything!"

"I can promise you anything, but I can't divorce him!"

"You... how can you repair it! Let's decide whether you and him will divorce or not!"

"Screw your six fingers!"

"No! We have to decide who has the most fingers! This is a fateful duel to decide who is Lao Gao's spouse!"

"Daddy, why don't you open the door?" Gao Qiu looked at the frozen old Gao, and stretched out his hand to help him open the door. . .I saw Mrs. Gao in the door lying on the bed, and Lao Wang was standing in front of her with his teeth and claws, and his right hand was behind his back!

Outside the door, Lao Gao holding flowers and leading Gao Qiu suddenly appeared, which shocked Wang Sheng!He kept the posture of waving his teeth and claws and also remained still: "You...you heard it all!?"

Lao Gao nodded in shock.

"I heard it all... I heard it all... I heard it all..." Wang Sheng muttered to himself as if he had lost his soul: "Since you have heard it all, then don't torture me anymore and do it right away." Make a decision! Do you want to choose me or this woman!"

"Old Wang...don't you still have a wife?"

"That's what my dad forcibly arranged for me to reproduce! He left a long time ago!"

"Old Wang... don't you have a son who is the instructor of the Imperial Army?"

"It's the remnants of reproduction, and it has long been separated!"

"But..."

"How can there be so many things." Wang Sheng opened his arms to Lao Gao and hugged him with tears running down his cheeks: "Come on! Let's abandon our wives and children and step into a new country full of love together!"

Lao Gao stepped back with horror on his face, the peonies in his hands scattered all over the ground, Wang Sheng pushed forward step by step, pressing Lao Gao back step by step. . .Finally, Lao Gao's back was stuck to the rear wall, and Wang Sheng's embrace seemed impossible to avoid!

Wang Sheng is a warlord instructor in the city of Tokyo. In the early years, he used guns and sticks to sell bruise plasters on the street. Later, his son became the instructor of the imperial army and arranged for him to be a junior instructor.Years of dancing guns and clubs under the sun endowed him with bronzed and strong muscles, and his smile full of sunshine is like Billy Herrington passing through. . .Lao Gao's body trembled, his face turned red and he lowered his head, allowing Wang Sheng to embrace him. . .

Wang Sheng embraced tightly with all his strength, and an extremely dazzling sun-like radiance from the new world burst out from around the two of them!

There was only a loud crash, and Mrs. Gao rolled down from the sickbed. She stretched out her hand to the sun-like brilliance: "Msister! Don't! You and I and my son who was just born yesterday and you What a great ambition to revitalize my Cuju career in the Great Song Dynasty!"

However, Wang Sheng embraced Lao Gao and jumped up, smashing the wall of the corridor to pieces with a bang!I saw that there seemed to be fairy cloth strips floating around his body, and it flew into the sky with extremely elegant flapping movements!And Lao Gao held Wang Sheng's hand tightly and met Wang Sheng's eyes, then flew into the distant sky and turned into two shining stars!

These two stars are called the common base B star and the common base L star by the later generations. Under the rotation of the earth, they continuously shine on the successors and lead them into the gate of the new world!

☆, fly, even if the propeller breaks the heart

Who is this King Duan?As already mentioned, he is the younger brother of Song Zhezong, the No.11 son of Song Shenzong. Legend has it that he was reincarnated by the later master Li Yu. He created an original calligraphy font called thin gold body. Pai is a rare artistic genius and all-rounder in ancient times.

That day, he and Lao Gao competed in Cuju skills on the court, and after making a promise to appoint Lao Gao as Cuju Minister, he went back home and planned a grand plan of Cuju to win the World Cup. He embraced this grand plan like this An Ran fell asleep until there was a rush of footsteps rushing to his bedroom: "Report to the prince! Report to the prince! Something is wrong!"

Duan Wang jumped up in his dream: "Nani!!? The 2014 Brazil World Cup Hercules Cup was taken away by the German team!!?"

"No, no! My lord, you are sleepy! You have overslept for nine centuries and this year is only 1100!"

"Cut." Duan Wang said with a contemptuous expression: "Germany, who has suffered thousands of knives! Gu will lead troops into Berlin so that you can't win the World Cup!"

"Reporting to my lord, the Germans have just split from the Frankish Kingdom at this time of year! You may not even be able to destroy even a single wool with your troops in Berlin!"

"Cut." Duan Wang continued with a contemptuous expression on his face: "I give you ten seconds to explain the reason for wasting your precious sleep time! The content must be detailed, specific, cited, thoughtful, positive, and emotional! Otherwise, send someone Dip in chili water and explode your balls!"

Duan Wang turned his head to look at the window, and the window opened with a puff like an induction, revealing a sundial in the courtyard: "The clock starts!"

"This..." The visitor knelt down in front of King Duan with a weeping face, "I won't complain about using a sundial to count the seconds in the middle of the night... just say that the content is detailed and specific, the quotations are positive, and the content is positive." A concubine with a lot of affection can't do it no matter what!"

"Come here!" Wang Duan raised the jade pillow like a gavel and threw it on the bed!

"My lord, please listen to me! One sentence is enough!"

"put!"

The man looked up at the beams of the room, opened his chest in pain, and roared with full emotion: "Emperor Zhezong, passed away!!!"

Duan Wang was taken aback: "Hey!!?? Brother Xu, he... Brother Xu, he unexpectedly!" He suddenly stood up and squeezed the hand of the visitor: "How is it possible!!!" (Song Zhezong's name is Zhao Xu. )

"Report to the lord! This is absolutely true! The lord's mansion is quiet and elegant, so there has been no crying, and the entire city of Tokyo is already crying!"

"How is it possible! Brother Xu, he is only 25 years old! He left in such a haste without even giving birth to the prince!? I told him to cherish his body and take good care of his left hand!" Duan Wang said with a regretful expression: " Brother Xu left just like that, and the most distressing thing must be the empress mother... I am going to Longyou Palace to meet the empress dowager!" After speaking, King Duan grabbed the visitor's hand and started a big fight