Water Xu Chuan

The son took a few steps back, and Li Zhong also took a few steps forward. He shook the ingot of gold in front of Li Zhong's nose, and then turned his arms into a circle, only to hear a groan, and the ingot of gold turned into a speck on the edge of the sky. A shining star!

He patted Li Zhong on the head: "Wangcai go and get it back!"

Li Zhong immediately turned his head and looked up at the light shining from the gold at the edge of the sky, and rushed out!Left a big cloud of dust behind the ass!Lu Zhishen picked up the Zen stick, turned his head and smiled charmingly at the group of young people.

The group of youngsters were stunned, and the melon seeds in their mouths were swallowed into their stomachs with a spitting sound before they were cracked open, and the bucket of noodles in their hands unconsciously fell to the ground with a bang.

This monk seems to know the great king, our invincible super-recovery king was found by him, the only weakness of being stingy!Who the hell is this monk? It's really terrifying to defeat our infinitely resurrected Great King!

"Little ones, take Sajia to your cottage for a stroll!" Lu Zhishen shouted loudly, then turned his head and pointed to Grandpa Liu who was lying on his stomach and peeping through the door: "Take this old man too!"

Grandpa Liu was stunned!This monk seems to have defeated the great king of Peach Blossom Mountain, so why did he go for a walk around the cottage?Why do you want to take yourself with you?Could it be, could it be that this monk is going to become the new generation king of Peach Blossom Mountain and take me up the mountain to do the indescribable thing?Taigong Liu covered the chrysanthemum in horror and fled to the village in a hurry, but was grabbed by the neck by Lu Zhishen: "Hey, hey, where are you going?"

"Go around the little old man!" Taigong Liu begged tremblingly: "Hero, you see that I am so old! I am old and my chrysanthemum is loose!"

Lu Zhishen sprayed his old blood all over his face: "Does the Sa family look so gay?"

Liu Taigong nodded like a rooster pecking at rice and didn't bother to wipe his face: "Like! Whether it's the figure like Billy Herrington or the skillful way that the candlestick can't describe the chrysanthemum!"

"Damn old man." Lu Zhishen smiled charmingly: "If you don't want to be unable to describe it on the spot with the Sajia's Zen staff, then obediently follow the Sajia."

Liu Taigong shuddered and his face turned red. Is he going to be completely ruined today?Damn it, I'm sorry for you!He trembled and strode forward: "Ya...Ya Butterfly..."

Let's say that the two great kings are lying in the cottage, and the two little Luos are carefully applying medicine to his chrysanthemums.

There was a clamor of horseshoes and people outside the house, and the second king raised his head and regained his energy: "My brother must have returned after defeating that bald donkey! Today's battle was surprisingly fast!" He struggled to stand up from the bed. Get up: "I must use a telegraph pole to severely stop describing that bald donkey!"

"How do you want to use telephone poles to sprinkle the house?" The door of the cottage was kicked open with a bang, and the fat monk came in with Liu Taigong under his arm!

The two kings were taken aback: "This, this, this bald donkey... what's going on!?"

The big fat monk strode up to the Second Great King and stretched out his hand to support his chin: "Brother."

The second king was completely dumbfounded, he involuntarily covered the chrysanthemum with his hands, his cheeks were blushing: "Why..."

The fat monk's eyes were deep and bright, and his thick lips seemed to have a special magnetism: "You, what's your name."

"I..." The blush on his cheeks spread all over his face, trying not to meet Lu Zhishen's gaze: "My surname is Zhou, and my first name is Tong. Because I am very good at playing red and white machines, people in the Jianghu are called Xiaobawang..."

"Why does any birdman have a nickname, why doesn't Sajia have one?" Lu Zhishen raised his eyebrows slightly dissatisfied, and his raised eyebrows made Zhou Tong's heartbeat instantly derailed!With a blushing face, Zhou Tong stretched out his hand to support Lu Zhishen's chin, feeling the hardness of his newly grown beard with his fingertips: "Just asking people's names, isn't it common sense that names need to be exchanged?"

"The family name is Lu and the name is Da, and the name is Zhishen." Lu Zhishen took a few steps back in discomfort and shook off Zhou Tong's hand.

"Yo! I'm shy! I'm shy!" Zhou Tong saw that Lu Zhishen was on the defensive, so he took a step forward and turned to the offensive: "You don't have a nickname? Then let me give you one. You loved me so much in the wedding room just now." I, I also have to love and love you... What's the matter with Mr. Liu under your arm? Well, you flower monk, young and old, eat everything!" Zhou Tong waved at the stunned young people. He waved his hands: "Everyone go out!" Then he leaned down and pulled off Lu Zhishen's outer pants, revealing the brightly colored four-corner fat times printed with flowers of various colors like beach pants. (Detailed Chapter 27)

Zhou Tong smiled charmingly: "Oh! What a flowery monk! Not only the flowery heart, but also the fat times are flowery! The nickname of the flowery monk is well-deserved from inside and outside!" He stretched out his hand to the colorful print The four corners are full of various flowers!

Lu Zhishen raised old man Liu high and smashed old man Liu on the back of Zhou Tong's head with a whistling sound of wind!Zhou Tong let out a muffled groan and plopped down on the ground like a dog chewing shit, and then the Zen staff slammed into his chrysanthemum ruthlessly!

"Wu Na Zhou Tong! You listen to the Sa family!"

"Oh...! Oh Zen stick can't! Zen stick... can't! Monk Hua!! You! What are you going to say? A declaration full of, full of love!!?"

"Liu Taigong only has such a daughter. She will take care of the elderly and inherit the incense, all of which are on her, not to mention that the old man and the girl are not happy. You listen to the Sajia, this marriage is just like this, you will find it in the future. a better one!"

That Zhou Tong squatted on the ground happily and shouted: "I! I have you! What kind of daughter-in-law do you want!! One word! Oh!!! One word is settled! I Zhou Tong! Take another step into his village, Oh oh chrysanthemum!! Take one step further and I’m a puppy!!!”

"A real man will never regret what he did!"

"If I take another step into his village! My anus was stabbed by an electric pole!"

Grandpa Liu was stunned: "This is much better than a dry sea, a dry sky, and a thunderbolt!"

"Old man, can you feel at ease this time? The Sajia will go to Tokyo in peace." Lu Zhishen smiled and pulled out his Zen stick, causing Zhou Tong to shout, "Let the Sajia take you back to the village at last."

"Master, you are really the reincarnation of the Living Buddha! You saved the old man's family!" Liu Taigong pouted his buttocks: "The old man can't think of giving you a chrysanthemum!"

Lu Zhishen pinched him under his armpit: "Forget it...are all the people in this place perverted..."

"Don't go! Why do you want to go to Tokyo! Why do you want to go to Tokyo when I'm here!" Zhou Tong stretched out his hand on the ground and grabbed Lu Zhishen's ankle!

Lu Zhishen didn't care about that, he dragged Zhou Tongda out of the village with his Zen staff under his armpit and Liu Taigong behind him, and threw Zhou Tong down the steep slope with one kick!

That week, he rolled on the hillside like a hot wheel!I could only hear countless screams and a long howl floating up from the halfway up Taohua Mountain: "Foretell the future, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: let’s try harder?

Although [-] words a day is very reluctant, it is probably not a problem to change [-] to [-] words a day, right?

What's more, this kind of thing that doesn't need an outline to do whatever you want 233

Well, let's go to lunch first anyway, it's too bad to be hungry all morning.

☆、Pragmatism interpretation of Chixiang

Li Bai once wrote a poem called Peach Blossom Pond, the water is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as good as that who gave me love.

Although I don't know the relationship between Peach Blossom Lake and Peach Blossom Mountain, when Zhou Tong rolled down the hill and fell into the thousand-foot-deep pool at the foot of the mountain, he really felt that the thousand-foot-deep water pool was not as good as the monk gave me.

so tender!So thoughtful!Just rolled down the hill and thought I was going to fall into a meat loaf!Zhishen, he really knew that there was a pool of water in this direction and he would not fall to his death, so I kicked him so lovingly!

Wisdom deep. . .Wisdom deep. . .He silently chanted the name in the pool and floated up like a dead pig. Just now he said where was he going?right!Send Liu Taigong back to Zhuangshang and then go to Tokyo!Hey, can I still let you go to Tokyo?There is no such situation as you kicking me to the foot of the mountain in front of the gate of Liu Taigongzhuang!Block up the gate of Liu Taigong's village!

Just as Lu Zhishen sent Liu Taigong to the middle of the mountain, he suddenly felt a chill, and he shivered involuntarily: "Old man Wu?"

"What is your benefactor's order?" Taigong Liu twisted the chrysanthemum in reply.

"...The Sajia has a bad premonition, as if something is waiting for the Sajia." He scratched his head: "Why not, the Sajia will send you down the mountain and then continue to Tokyo."

"Hey!? What is waiting for you in front? Isn't that the old man's chrysanthemum! Don't you plan to take the old man's favor? Don't you plan to take the old man's chrysanthemum?" Taigong Liu was excited and twisted violently chrysanthemum!

"...You just keep that junk for yourself! Sure enough, the Sajia doesn't even send it to the foot of the mountain!" Lu Zhishen scratched his head and walked down the mountain with big strides.

"No!" Liu Taigong chased after him, but his body and foot strength were far inferior to Lu Zhishen: "If the benefactor wants to leave, just take the old man's chrysanthemum! The benefactor just walked away like this. The old man feels ashamed!"

Lu Zhishen stood at the foot of the mountain and looked at Taigong Liu who was running towards him, the bald dipper shone in the moonlight: "There is no need to be ashamed, the Sajia is a matter of reconciliation, the Sajia is actually named Lei Feng!" After saying that, he ran away quickly !

"... Lei Feng? Lei Feng?" Grandpa Liu scratched his head: "Who are you talking about in the Song Dynasty? Who is Lei Feng?"

This piece of land really bred many wonderful flowers, Lu Zhishen didn't dare to stay for a long time and crazily pushed forward for about fifty or sixty miles, only to be relieved that neither Liu Taigong nor Zhou Tong could be found.

He breathed a sigh of relief before he noticed that the time had passed from early morning to afternoon, and the wine and meat that he ate at Liu Taigong Village last night had already been completely digested, and there was no one smoking around here. . .He looked around and suddenly heard Ling Duo's voice, he felt slightly relieved.

Duo is a musical instrument for announcing political and religious laws and regulations. It was popular in the Spring and Autumn, Warring States and Han Dynasties. It was usually hung on the eaves of temples and Taoist temples in the Song Dynasty.There are two kinds of internal tongues and no tongues. The tongueless one is a percussion instrument, while the tongued one will make a unique impact sound when it is hung on the eaves and blown by the wind.

Lu Zhishen nodded: "To sum it up, the author successfully mixed up a few hundred words by relying on the information. Oh, not to mention the above, so the Sa family was relieved when they heard Ling Duo's voice, and there is a place to eat the overlord's meal." .”

He walked through a few small hills and saw a large pine forest and a winding mountain road. There was a dilapidated temple beside the mountain road, and the bells of the wind blew.Walking into the mountain gate, I saw a cinnabar plaque with four golden characters of "Temple of Earthen Pot" on it.

He opened his voice and roared: "The monks from the past came to cast a fast!"

There was no sound of people, so he walked forward another fifty or sixty steps and crossed a stone bridge. He saw that the dilapidated house in the courtyard was full of bird droppings. The sallow and emaciated old monk lay down around the crock and fell asleep.

He looked at the five old monks and raised his voice again: "The monks from the past came to give a fast!!"

The old monks were still lying there without responding, so he walked up to the nearest old monk and shouted into his ear: "The past monks came to give a fast!!!"

The old monk slightly opened his eyes and glanced at him weakly and indifferently: "I vote for your sister."

Lu Zhi was furious: "I'll vote for your sister!!!" He pulled the old monk up from the ground and rolled it into a ball, took a few shots on the ground, jumped up and slammed the old monk into it. into that big earthen jar!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" 'The mechanical sound!

"Ah ha ha! If you score [-] points and win this game, can you get a piece of sauce elbow?" Lu Zhishen turned his head and looked at the other four old monks lying on the ground!I saw those old monks jumping up from the ground and bowing: "The hero has something to say, please forgive me!!!"

"The Sajia just said it three times! The Sajia didn't talk to you well, you bastards!" Lu Zhishen glared at the group of old monks angrily: "Is there anything to eat?"

The old monk at the head hesitated for a few minutes, then bent down, picked up a splash of bird droppings from the ground, and handed it tremblingly to Lu Zhishen.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" "Two points!" Ignore it for now.

"Okay! Four points in total!" Lu Zhishen clapped his hands and looked at the remaining three old monks with a majestic gaze. The three old monks all knelt down with a plop: "Brother, spare your life! We haven't seen each other for three days. The food is eaten! Where can there be something for the hero to eat!"

"Is that so... En?" Lu Zhishen was about to nod seeing the sallow and thin faces of these two old monks, but at this moment a scent of rice wafted over quietly!Following the guidance of his nose, he strode into the side hall and kicked open the door, only to see an earthen stove covered with a straw curtain, steaming, and when he opened it, he saw that there was a pot of multicolored porridge inside!He opened his mouth and scolded: "You bald donkeys are unreasonable! You only said that you have no food for three days, but this one is cooking a pot of porridge! How can a monk lie!?"

After scolding, he picked up the pot, used the pot as a bowl, and poured it into his mouth!Seeing such a scene, the three old monks had no choice but to cry and rush up to grab the porridge!Lu Zhishen gave them a kick, and they all got down on the ground and continued to eat!

The three old monks collapsed on the ground and cried bitterly: "We really have no food for three days! Just went to the bird's nest to pick up some miscellaneous grains and barely made a pot of porridge, and you come to grab it!"

After hearing this, Lu Zhishen slowly put down the pot and helped them up: "I'm sorry, Sajia..." At this moment, I could only hear someone singing and walking past outside the house, and I could only hear: "I can't afford to hurt the inside, can't I hurt you?" Wake up! I miss your chrysanthemums in the dark!" When he looked outside, he saw a Taoist priest carrying a bamboo basket, a fish tail was exposed in the bamboo basket and there was a smell of beef.

"Did you see this Taoist priest?" An old monk sneaked up and pointed at the Taoist priest: "This Taoist man's name is Qiu Xiaoyi, nicknamed Flying Yacha! He also has an accomplice named Cui Daocheng, nicknamed Xiangtie Buddha! It's the two of them What you don't do has ruined the mountain gate! The young and strong have all run out, and we are the old ones who can't walk and stay here waiting to die!"

"An Xin, I'll go meet him at the Sa's house for a while." Lu Zhishen patted the old monk's shoulder and put down the package, and followed quietly with only his Zen staff and saber in hand.

Qiu Xiaoyi didn't know that there was someone behind him, so he sang and pushed open a corner door at the back of the courtyard. The moment he pushed the corner door open, a cold stick suddenly touched his chrysanthemum, and he was startled into a cold sweat!The bamboo basket fell to the ground with a snap and he raised his hands.

"Taoist Wuna," Qiu Xiaoyi asked inquiringly from behind when he was frightened by the coldness of the stick, "You and that Cui Daocheng did everything to destroy this mountain gate?"

The stick twisted on his ass with the questioning sound!The cold sweat dripped down Qiu Xiaoyi's face!Trembling all over his body, he replied loudly: "Don't do trivial things! A villain is a good citizen! A good citizen!"

"Oh?" The stick seemed to poke forward in dissatisfaction: "What about your good citizenship certificate?"

"My good citizen certificate is here, in the hands of Cui Daocheng and Cui Taijun! Everything will be clear when we meet Cui Taijun now!"

"Oh, so." A hand stretched out from under his feet and pulled the basket over: "Hey! What a big carp and beef in fragrant sauce!"

"Taijun! You also took away the food, can you take the villain..." Hearing the sound of chewing behind him, Qiu Xiaoyi tried to turn around to see who the person behind him was, but the cold man who turned his head just now The stick poked the chrysanthemum forward again, and there was a slight tearing pain!

"If you still want chrysanthemums, don't let the Sajia mess with you!" Lu Zhishen stuck Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemums with a Zen stick while stuffing the sauced beef into his mouth. He felt the chrysanthemums cool after just two mouthfuls!

"Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum belongs to me!" Following this statement, Lu Zhishen stopped eating: "I think the one behind him is Cui Daocheng and Cui Taijun, right?"

"So what!?"

"Sajia just heard from you that Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum belongs to you?"

"That's right!"

"I'm really sorry! The Sa family didn't know the details when they first came here. Brother Qiu's chrysanthemum belongs to you! The Sa family will return the original chrysanthemum of brother Qiu right now!" Lu Zhishen reached out and pulled out the Zen stick while holding it behind his back with his hand. The thing on his chrysanthemum, um, is the handle of a simple knife, and then he poked the handle of this simple knife forward into Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum with a puff: "Return the original, return the original..."

"Hmph, you're smart." Cui Daocheng replied with satisfaction, Lu Zhishen saw that Cui Daocheng was a fat monk, his brows were like paint, his face was like ink, and his big black belly was exposed: "Sajiacao... This Mr. Cui, your complexion is a bit dark, it seems that you are not Asian!"

"That's right!" Cui Daocheng smiled and showed his extremely white front teeth: "I am the Great Chief of Europe!"

"Oh! Europa! The chief of Europe! Admire! Admire! It's the first time I've heard that there is a chief in Europe! See Cui Taijun, the chief of Europe!" Lu Zhishen bowed and walked around behind him, taking advantage of his plain knife handle The moment he was inside Qiu Xiaoyi's body, a Zen stick stabbed straight at Cui Daocheng's chrysanthemum!

At the moment when the Zen staff hit the chrysanthemum, there was a sound of metal tremors!Lu Zhishen actually felt a numbness in his arms!The Zen stick tore through the outer pants and Fatty even made a big spark with the chrysanthemum!

"Hmph, you still want to plot against me?" Cui Daocheng let out a smug laugh: "Have you ever heard of my nickname?"

"Who should remember your bird nickname!?" This guy's nickname was mentioned by the old monk just now, yes, it is Xiangtie Buddha!Is there any deep meaning?Lu Zhi was thinking deeply, raised the Zen stick in his hand and pierced Cui Daocheng's chrysanthemum again!I saw another large piece of brilliant fire!

"That's right, my Xiang has the hardness of steel!" Cui Daocheng smiled sinisterly: "As long as I didn't wipe my butt when I pooped last time, you can never break through my Xiang's absolute defense!"

"How can Xiu not wipe his ass!" Lu Zhishen raised his Zen stick and smashed it down on Cui Daocheng's head!

When the head collided with the Zen staff, there was another big flame!The arm was numb and was bounced aside together with the Zen stick!And that Cui Daocheng's bald gourd is still shining against the sun without any injuries!

Lu Zhishen was secretly taken aback: "Wu Na Cui Daocheng! Could it be that you, did you wipe your own hair on your head!?"

"I've already said, I'm the chief of Europe! I'm European! Do you think my skin is natural?" Cui Daocheng turned his head and opened his mouth and laughed: "I'm Xiangtie Buddha! But the existence of absolute defense without any flaws! That’s right! I’ll paint it all over..."

"Sajiacao, you play so disgustingly, so don't say it to the camera as if nothing happened!" Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff high and poked it at his wide-open mouth!And when the Zen staff hit the corner of the mouth, it was another big flame!Lu Zhishen was stunned: "Sajiacao is too cruel!!! Even his own mouth is not let go!!! This is clearly Chi Xiang's pragmatic interpretation!!!"

"Absolute defense is definitely not for nothing!" Cui Daocheng laughed and pulled out the handle of the simple knife: "My absolute defense and Xiaoyi's absolute attack combined to form a team made in heaven! You bald thief still intends to defeat us?"

I saw the simple knife handle pulled out with blood!Following the blood, a golden Yaksha statue with bat wings flew out from Xiaoyi Chrysanthemum!

This yaksha statue draws a lifelike and moving face, with that ferocious face, that strong muscle, and that constantly flapping little wings. . .In terms of quality, shape, quality and performance, it is almost comparable to Shijin Zhiqian!

But what was even more frightening was that Yasha passed by Lu Zhishen, went around behind Lu Zhishen and raised his arm to attack his sphincter!

This yaksha is actually inductive!If this person is not the role of a villain, he can be named the Grandmaster of Xiang!

While admiring, Lu Zhishen turned around and smashed the yaksha into a cake shape with a Zen stick. Once such an inductive yaksha is mass-produced, he may lose his chrysanthemum!So the top priority is to get Qiu Xiaoyi out first. . .While he was thinking, he turned around and saw Cui Daocheng's shirt bursting with a bang!The texture of the whole body covered with indescribable substances shines with indescribable brilliance in the sun, forming a unique holy light attack!

Lu Zhishen covered his eyes and took a few steps back. That's right, the perfect combination of absolute attack and absolute defense, as long as this Cui Daocheng is still standing here, he can't attack Qiu Xiaoyi!And Qiu Xiaoyi was behind him. . .Lu Zhishen split the palm of his hand and saw a large wave of yakshas flapping their small wings and attacking in groups behind Cui Daocheng!

That's right, with Qiu Xiaoyi behind him, he can output whatever he wants without restraint!That simple knife handle was probably pierced in specially to increase the caliber of Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum and speed up his output frequency!Awesome, this pairing is really amazing!

Lu Zhishen took a few steps back and crushed a few yakshas, ​​only to see Qiu Xiaoyi's chrysanthemum endlessly pouring out the yaksha's overwhelming attack!

no.He was thinking to himself, the first half of the day hadn't eaten anything in Sa's family, the second was that he had walked a long way and his physical strength was low, and the third was how to solve the combination of absolute defense and absolute attack?

He crushed the two yakshas closest to him and ran away dragging his Zen stick backwards. The large yakshas chased after him and chased them out of the monastery for 500 meters before giving up.

Such an excellent inducement. . .Lu Zhishen sat down on the mountain road in front of the temple, panting and sighing, a person with such pulling skills turned out to be a villain, if possible, I would really like to ask him about the unique technique of pulling out the induced sex. . .

The package from the Sa family was still left in the temple, and there were letters from Elder Zhizhen and the treasured sword Tu Xiang that Zhiqian bought with his life, and the truth in Yixiang's sword. . .But when they went in, they couldn't fight and they lost their lives in vain. . .

Just thinking about him, he felt as if someone was watching him, so he turned his head.

I have seen it when I just climbed the hillside. On the left side of this mountain road is the Crock Temple, and on the right side is a large pine forest that spreads to the other end of the horizon.

This is a large area of ​​red pine trees. The mature height of red pine trees is 35 meters, and a few can grow to 40 meters high.

In this dark pine forest, even the faces of Africans can be clearly reflected. In the shadow of a thick red pine tree, a person was looking out of his head, and happened to meet Lu Zhishen's eyes, and then went to He spat on the ground and shrank back.

"Sajiacao!" Lu Zhishen jumped up immediately: "Wu that strong man! Who are you pissing on? You ran in front of this temple to rob and saw that Sajia was a monk, and you thought it was bad luck!?"

That strong man is also a straight-hearted person, and immediately flashed out: "I'll spit on you! Poor monk! I've lost all my fortune this week after touching you!" After saying that, he spit on the ground again!

"You're still throwing up! Sajia is full of bird anger and can't vent it!" Lu Zhishen raised the Zen staff and strode up to grab it!

"Vald donkey! You came to seek death by yourself, not I to seek you!" The strongman raised the simple knife and strode up to grab it!

The two collided face to face!Extended a hand to each other!The hands of the two were tightly held together and they smiled toothily at each other!

The strong man smiled and looked at the beard that had just grown on Lu Zhishen's face: "I want to know what will happen next!"

Lu Zhishen smiled and looked at the lump of fine poop tattooed on Qiangren's forehead: "Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Yaha!I think it's troublesome to log in twice, and the two updates are combined into one ==

Five thousand is achieved today, reward yourself with a bag of milk~

☆, Re-do Xiang and pull it up from the beginning

The two of them just showed their teeth and held each other's hands and laughed until the inner muscles that controlled the smile on their faces collapsed.

Lu Zhishen's mind was complicated at this moment, because he remembered that Li Zhong was going to tie him up because of the one or two gold pieces. Although Shi Jin was not like that kind of person, he was still Li Zhong's apprentice after all. Why didn't you take Shi Jin?Apparently not?Maybe?Sajia has always acted informally. . .Who remembers those bird things?

Shi Jin's mind was simple at this moment, he just watched Lu Zhishen laughing and he kept laughing until the muscles on his face began to twitch in protest before he calmed them down: "Brother Lu Da, why did you get here?" The place is here? And you are dressed as a monk, and your brother has become a monk?"

These two elder brother voices calmed Lu Zhishen's smile: "Yes, the Sa family has become a monk."

"In retrospect, I was so embarrassed." Shi Jin took Lu Da's hand, found a big rock and sat down on his buttocks: "I broke up with my brother in the restaurant that day, and by the way, I snatched some money from Master Li Zhong. I heard that my elder brother beat Zheng Tu to death and escaped, and my younger brother was approached by arresters, so my younger brother also left Weizhou and went to Yan'an Mansion to look for Master Wang Jin. When he couldn't find him in Yanzhou, he returned to Beijing for a few days and spent a lot of money. Once it’s gone, you can see that this ferocious pine forest is planning to rob it.”

"You have so many places to run." Lu Zhishen was relieved by Shi Jin's confession. Shi Jin is not the kind of guy who cares about every detail, and he also sat down beside him: "From Weizhou to Yan'an Mansion Then to Beijing and then to the border of Qingzhou, you are running wild with chrysanthemums."

"Hey! I'm full of wine and food in Weizhou Restaurant, so it's natural to fly fast on that flying dragon." Shi Jinyan raised his chrysanthemum, and a vivid pocket flying dragon flew out and circled around Lu Zhishen: " But how did my brother become a monk?"

The pocket flying dragon opened its chrysanthemum as it flew and pulled another little dragon, and the little dragon pulled the little dragons like a Russian matryoshka one by one to form a line. Lu Zhishen looked at such exquisite flying skills and could only sigh: "Awesome, my brother's laxiang skills can't be surpassed in this lifetime... Why do you become a monk? Isn't it just to escape the punishment of killing Zheng Tu?"

"Oh, that's right." Shi Jin took out sesame seed cakes and jerky from his rucksack: "Brother, are you hungry?"

"Ahaha." Lu Zhishen took the biscuits and jerky and thought about it: "Brother, you must be able to ascend to the throne of King Xiang with his Xiang skills?"

"The throne of King Xiang?" Shi Jin held his chin: "This is the first time I've heard that there is such a position as King Xiang. Unfortunately, I just want to find a place to live and live a stable life for a few days."

"Well, there is a guide to King Xiang's throne here at the Sajia..." He reached out and touched his body and patted his head: "Ouch! It landed in the crock pot temple together with the package!"

"Then elder brother will go to get it from the crock pot temple..." Shi Jin looked at Lu Zhishen and felt that his tone was a bit unnatural, just now he heard the sound of fighting in the temple and blinked his eyes as if he understood something: "Then younger brother will go to the temple with elder brother Take it!"

"Good brother!" Lu Zhishen patted Shi Jin on the shoulder vigorously, and Shi Jin saw him eating so happily and grinned again showing all his teeth.

Shi Jin Wang Baoqiang's general smile was so silly that finally made Lu Zhishen let go of all his vigilance: "The two guys in the temple, one is nicknamed Xiang Tie Buddha and the other is Flying Yasha! That Xiang's absolute defense and tracking flying end sharp!"

"Xiang's absolute defense and tracking flight?" Shi Jin was taken aback: "Is there a guy with such strength in this remote monastery?"

"Yes!" Lu Zhi sighed deeply and stood up: "When you've almost eaten, go with Sajia to ask for a package!"

Back in front of the temple in a blink of an eye, I saw that Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi were blocking the stone bridge, and the countless yakshas just pulled out were flapping their small wings and setting up a net at the entrance of the temple.

Lu Zhi looked deeply at the group of yakshas and couldn't help covering the chrysanthemums: "Brother, what do you think of the group of yakshas he pulled?"

"Xiang with AI." Shi Jin couldn't help holding his chin: "It's amazing, let me see what these Xiang are thinking about!"

He could actually see what Chuan Xiang was thinking about!Lu Zhi was stunned and stared at Shi Jin silently, and saw him squatting down with his eyes closed, and his two small wings slowly moved from the chrysanthemum to his back, and he flapped his small wings like those yakshas and flew up!

Originally, he and Lu Zhishen were behind a few big pine trees in the red pine forest, but Shi Jin flapped his little wings and flew up like that, fully exposing the target and stunned Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi!I saw that man with a tattoo of poop on his forehead, flapping his two little golden wings, flying around in the pine forest like a little bee!

Cui Daocheng patted Qiu Xiaoyi's shoulder in horror: "Who is that!? Where did he come from!? Looks like he's mentally disturbed!?"

Qiu Xiaoyi took a closer look: "It's really not normal... How come the frequency of his wings flutters more and more in sync with the Yasha I pulled out? Look at his posture and movements! They are exactly the same as the Yasha I pulled out! Could it be that this person was accidentally possessed by the Yaksha I dragged?"

"...Xiao Yi, your flying skills are getting more and more sophisticated, and you can even use flying to attach to human bodies!" Cui Daocheng clapped his hands: "Oh! Then let's attack Tokyo City and use the emperor's old man's court all over the place!" Xiang Possessed, how many days shall we live as an emperor?"

"Beautiful..." Qiu Xiaoyi came up with Cui Daocheng's words, and he saw the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty paying respects to them, while he and Cui Daocheng nestled on the dragon chair as if no one was around. . .

"...Brother Shi Jin? Brother Shi Jin??" Lu Zhishen looked in horror at Shi Jin, who fluttered his wings and looked dazed, and saw him frantically flying around in the pine forest for several times before shaking his whole body!After this excitement, he flew towards Lu Zhishen's chrysanthemum. . .Then, imitating those yakshas, ​​he stretched out his arm and punched Lu Zhishen's chrysanthemum!

Uh, because of the small size of those yakshas, ​​their arms are just as thick as they can barely penetrate a human asshole, but how can a human's arm get into a human's asshole?Hearing a bang, the fist hit the unprepared Lu Zhishen's buttocks, making the thick flesh on his buttocks tremble several times!

Lu Zhishen was stunned. Not only did he simulate flying, but he also simulated thinking and attacking parts?

However, before his astonishment could completely pass over his mind, Shi Jin seemed to consider that a whole human arm would not be able to enter a human asshole, so he clasped his hands together and stretched out two index fingers straight!

"Sajiacao!" Lu Zhishen twisted his body with a chill and slapped his hands on Shi Jin's shoulders: "Brother Shijia, wake up! Xiang's thinking mode has completely corroded your brain!"

Shi Jin's two index fingers poked straight up, but unfortunately Lu Zhishen had already turned around and poked him on the lower abdomen, his pupils were staring blankly and he muttered: "Ah? Where's the chrysanthemum? Chrysanthemum What? Chrysanthemum..." Then I moved down and up and finally found Lu Zhishen's belly button!A flash of surprise flashed in his eyes with broken and dull eyes. Two index fingers directly poked in: "Chrysanthemum!"

"Brother Sajiacao, Shi Jin, don't imitate anymore! You are already broken!" Lu Zhishen slapped Shi Jin's face with his hands turned into rain of palms!With each slap, the dullness in Shi Jin's eyes disappeared by [-], and after a thousand frantic slaps, the progress bar returned to zero. Shi Jin finally held his swollen cheek and said, "Brother, don't slap, don't slap! Switch back switch back!