Water Xu Chuan

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"What, what?" Zhiqian nestled in his arms, his abdomen was covered with countless fragments of Tu Xiang's sword and leaning on Xiang's sword, bloody and bloody. . .He smiled and vomited blood: "The calculations come and go... Finally, I counted myself in."

"Don't talk! Listen to the Sajia and don't talk! The Sajia will take you down the mountain to find the doctor!" Lu Da picked him up and was about to run, but he stretched out his hand to stroke his chest muscles: "No, don't go down the mountain, what are you doing down the mountain? ...? Just let me enjoy it quietly for a while..."

"Everything depends on you!" Lu Da stopped, Elder Zhizhen and Abbot Zhijia rubbed the chrysanthemum and stood up slowly, looking at Zhiqian's injury with grief.

"I'm so envious of them." Zhiqian looked at Zhizhen and Zhijia and murmured, "Qingzhong Ancient Temple, stay together for a lifetime... Ha, but in the end, we didn't come up with any combination of nirvana. "

"I don't need it anymore, I don't want it anymore, I don't want it anymore, I don't want any combination of special skills, such a bullshit magic name, or any broken King Xiang throne! Brother! The Sa family wants you to get better, so let's go down the mountain with the Sa family to find a doctor!"

"Really don't want it?" Zhiqian smiled: "Then, how about I give you a dharma name?"

"Brother likes Sajia as much as he likes it!"

Zhiqian's face blushed slightly: "Just call Zhishen, match me..."

"Sajia is all according to senior brother!"

"It is said that the treasured sword of Tuxiang and the sword of Yixiang hide the true meaning of the road to the king of Xiang...and if you want to see the truth, you must destroy the sword." Zhiqian groped in her bloody abdomen, He took out a lot of blood and weapon fragments: "Ha...I touched it." He said, took out a piece of bloody paper and stuffed it into Ruda's hand: "This throne of King Xiang, I It seems that I can't climb up, so I have to ask you..."

"Senior brother, what nonsense are you talking about! You will get better! You will definitely get better! The Sa family wants senior brother to be on the throne of King Xiang!"

"You are the one, what nonsense! Of course I want to climb up, but you climbed up for me." Zhiqian curled up in Luda's arms as if afraid of the cold: "Ah...that's great, Do you know, the period of drinking and eating meat at the pavilion halfway up the mountain was really the happiest period in my life..."

"Enen! Happiness! Happiness! Brother, if you like Sajia, I will drink and eat meat with you in the pavilion every day!"

"Really!?" A look of surprise flashed across Zhiqian's face, and he stretched out his right little finger: "Hook!"

Lu Da also stretched out his little finger: "Hook, hang yourself, 100 years, don't change!"

"Haha, pull the hook!" Zhiqian smiled and hooked Luda's little finger with her little finger, then sank her head little by little, and the little finger slipped past Luda's thumb smoothly, and her arm drooped down . . .

"Senior brother..." Lu Da shook Zhiqian, stretched out his hand to touch and found that his breath had disappeared, he hugged Zhiqian forcefully in his arms, his body was covered with blood, and a scream came from his The rippling in the throat hovered for nine days: "Brother——!!!"

The author has something to say: Japanese dog. . .It took several days to change it several times and I am still not satisfied. . .

Forget it, forget it ==.

☆. The holy light of the janitor mobs explodes in succession?

"This matter, I have to blame the old monk." A grave was erected beside the pavilion halfway up the mountain, and Elder Zhizhen rubbed the chrysanthemum with a sigh.

"In the final analysis, it's the Sajia's fault." The big man in front of the grave was silent: "How about changing the legal name registration?"

"It's all up to you." Zhizhen looked sadly at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and Zhijia looked in the direction he was looking but saw nothing: "It's so expensive to change the name of the mall."

"Thank you," the big man stood up slowly and put his backpack on his back: "From now on, please call Sajia Lu Zhishen."

"Are you really determined to leave? Although you have broken the rules, but because of Zhao Yuanwai's face..." Elder Zhizhen hesitated.

"Yes, Sajia has to realize Zhiqian's dream of chasing the throne of King Xiang." In Lu Zhishen's hand was the blood-stained paper hidden in Tu Xiang's sword and leaning on Xiang's sword. Six words were written on the paper. Word: Tokyo Daxiangguo Temple.

"In terms of Daxiangguo Temple, I have a younger brother who is the abbot there, and his Dharma name is Zhiqing." Elder Zhizhen groped in the cassock for a long time and found a letter: "When you see him, you will give him this letter. He will arrange for you to be a deacon monk or something."

"Thank you." Lu Zhishen paid respects to the elder and the abbot a few times, collected the letters and papers and went down the mountain.

Yesterday was still an ethereal and beautiful scene, yesterday was still a happy scene, but today there are only lonely pavilions and tombs on the mountainside, the lonely luggage and rucksacks at the foot of the mountain, and even the archway marked with five blessings. All lonely and miserable.

Lu Zhi walked the road he walked yesterday with deep feet and shallow feet, and suddenly remembered the blacksmith shop. When he opened the door of the blacksmith shop, he saw a blacksmith wrapped in bandages like a mummy.

"Master...you took a picture of the villain twice yesterday, and the villain you photographed was in a state of mind and almost died!"

"How much did you spend on the medical expenses? The Sa family will compensate you."

The blacksmith originally wanted to complain, but the frightful Monk Mang's honest answer with a sad expression made him scratch his head in surprise: "Well, it's not to the point of going to the hospital, it was you and your inner master who entrusted the villain to beat you." Household, the villain was unwell and asked his apprentice to beat him. The apprentice only thought it was for monks, so he beat a Zen stick and a saber without authorization..."

"It's okay."

"Oh, that's good, that's good." The blacksmith smiled and said, "Bring up the belongings to the master!"

The two young men lifted up a huge Zen staff wheezing, and Lu Zhishen picked it up and waved it, feeling quite comfortable.A servant came up again holding a Jiedao, which he solemnly pinned on his waist carefully: "Blacksmith, how much is it?"

"Five taels of silver."

He fumbled in his pocket for a while and threw down an ingot of gold, then turned and left.

"Master! Master! There are too many! Wait for the villain to change!"

"If it's too much, let's use it as medical expenses or drinking money." Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff without looking back, and the voice gradually disappeared in the east of the market with his back. . .

He walked towards Tokyo for more than half a month. Along the way, there were beautiful mountains and rivers, good wine and good meat. The scenery and food along the way gradually soothed his painful heart.

One day, I was greedy for the scenery and unknowingly walked a little longer and passed the inn. It was gradually getting late, and when I was planning to set up a tent for camping, a few lights were reflected in the woods in front of me.Walking in, I saw a large manor, and more than a dozen farmers in front of the door hurriedly moved here and there.

Lu Zhishen walked to the front of the village and saluted before he could speak, the guest said, "Monk, this is not a place for alms and lodging, go somewhere else."

"..." Lu Zhi looked at him deeply: "Sajia hasn't said anything yet! It's so dark that it's so easy to find such a big Zhuangzi, and Sajia doesn't ask for any guest rooms. There is always an empty space in the stables. ?”

"Hurry up, hurry up!" The farmer waved his hands impatiently: "Don't say that there are no cowsheds and stables! Hurry up and don't beg for death here."

Lu Zhishen was very upset: "Spending the night in the Sajia trough is a death!? Do you think you are the palace of the ultimate boss, the secret base of the big devil? The Sajia will sleep in your village tonight!"

"Oh, I'll go, monk, you asked for it!" As he said that, the farmer pulled off his pants, and a burst of holy light burst out!

This sudden flash of holy light in the dark night is similar to the flash bomb!The dealer said to the other dealers: "Give me one by one! Use our rhythmic holy light chain flash to blind this smelly monk's eyes!"

Lu Zhishen took a step back and picked up his Zen stick to protect his eyes!Unexpectedly, this janitor mob took advantage of the dark condition to use a terrifying nirvana with a strong blindness effect!But who do you think the Sa family is?He estimated that the position of the farmer and the center of the holy light just now poked with his Zen stick!

This is a big Zen stick that weighs nearly a hundred catties!It is almost certain that the refreshing sound of chickens and eggs will be heard immediately, and an old voice comes from the far door: "Ouch! Monk, you have scratched the old man!"

Lu Zhishen held back his Zen staff and strength with a chill, and blinked his eyes, which were still full of holy light, and looked at the place where the voice came from, which was the gate of the village about 100 meters away from him: "Old man... we It's really a little far away, a little too far away..."

"It's your sword energy! It's your sword energy that hurt me!"

"Old man...the Sa family doesn't have a sword on him." After answering such a sentence, the old man had already flashed over and hugged his thigh!When it was over, he raised his head and grinned at him, "Hey! We're not far apart this time!"

"..."

"Master! You can leave quickly! This is for your own good! If you don't leave, I will blackmail you!" The farmer on the opposite side nodded when he heard the old owner say this: "We are all witnesses! We all saw that the stinky monk's sword energy hurt our owner!"

"Ah." A strong hand grabbed the owner's neck, the owner exclaimed, and then the owner was roughly rolled into a ball by both hands and pressed to the ground!Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff high and swung it like a golf club!The owner of the villa flew out with a bang, crackling, and there was a lot of dealers flying on the opposite side!

Lu Zhishen set up the awning with his hands and looked at the farmer Flying Fly. He flashed his big teeth at the camera: "Sajiacao Ten Rings!"

The rest of the dealers stood there tremblingly listening to the sound of the heavy landings of the dealers just now. . .What just happened?Just now this person put on a golf posture and played a bowling posture!And the conclusion, is it still shooting! ?The combination of three kinds of sports into a trinity in an instant!this monk. . .Who the hell! ?

The remaining dealers trembled even more violently after a short thought!Because this monk walked towards them with that Zen staff on his shoulders!The moment I passed by, I felt a strong arrogance!This strong domineering almost exploded his bladder!

Lu Zhishen pulled up the proprietor who was slumped on the ground in a ball: "How is it? Are you still blackmailing the Sajia? Is there any room for the Sajia to live in?"

"Yes... yes, yes, yes... no more..." The farm owner trembled like a lamb caught in a pack of wolves.

"Hey." Lu Zhishen strode into the village, dragging the owner and carrying his packed dinner: "Where is this village? Who are you? You look so stupid, Sajia borrowed a night." Still want to blackmail the house?"

"Old... The old man's surname is Liu... This place is changed to Taohua Village, and the villagers call me Taohua Village Liu Taigong..."

"Oh Jiang Zi." Lu Zhishen walked directly to the living room, and the people in the village were shocked to see the monk Mang carrying the owner who was curled up like a chicken cub. It happened that there was wine and meat on the table, and he threw Taigong Liu to the ground He just sat down in the owner's seat and began to eat: "This is the first time the Sa family has heard of such a place as yours. Tell me, why is it that Niu Xcheng is so bad that the Sa family can't borrow a night."

"It's not impossible... The old man told the truth to those dealers for the sake of the master..."

"Nonsense! For the sake of the Sajia, let the Sajia go camping in a place where they don't go to the village or shop before midnight!?"

"No no no...you can't get pregnant after a night of camping..."

"Then you're talking about it! I'll smash your brains with the Sa family again!"

"That's good... that's good..." Taigong Liu burst into tears as he said that, he curled up and cried, "I'm going to talk about the reason for driving the master away..."

"...you should hurry up and say it!"

"That's it..." Old man Liu wiped off a line of old tears and smacked his mouth a few times: "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down..."

☆, happily talk about fate

Grandpa Liu of Taohua Village wiped away a line of old tears and smacked his mouth a few times: "I can predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down..."

Lu Zhishen stood up silently, and raised the big Zen staff weighing more than one hundred catties high to his head.

"Ya Butterfly! Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, the old man will say it now!" Liu Taigong put his head in his hands: "Then what! My daughter is getting married tonight!"

Lu Zhi laughed deeply and put down his Zen stick: "Yo, is that a happy event? Oh, do you think it's unlucky for me, a monk, to stay at your house on a big day?"

"How dare you... My family often donates, and I don't miss a master." Liu Taigong's tears became more violent: "This son-in-law is really unsatisfactory."

"Why? No house? No car? No job? Housework can't match your big house?"

"No, no, this is the only daughter of the old man, who is nineteen this year. There is a Peach Blossom Mountain in this place. Recently, two great kings came to the mountain and gathered three to five hundred young people to rob the house. A few days ago, I came to the old man's village for protection. Fei, I will marry my daughter by force when I see my husband, and I have chosen an auspicious day tonight! Both my husband and my daughter are not happy, but there is nothing I can do about it!"

"Yo, the Sa family has a way to make him change his mind and not marry your daughter." Lu Zhishen leaned down and wiped Liu Taigong's tears: "The Sa family is the No. 1 karma of the elder Zhizhen of Wutai Mountain, known as the most beautiful girl in 3000 years. ...Ah bah, the first person to talk about karma in 3000 years, just rely on the three-inch tongue of the Sa family to make the king change his mind!"

Grandpa Liu was stunned: "Is it true?"

Lu Zhishen tried his best to put on an honest expression: "What did the Sajia lie to you? Go, hide your daughter, and go to the wedding room and tell the king that it is sure to be safe. The Sajia is not afraid that the king will get angry and kill the Sajia. ?”

Taigong Liu was so excited that tears filled his eyes: "Living Buddha! My family is also blessed!" He grabbed Lu Zhishen's hand and led him to the wedding room.

"Master, be careful in everything!" Taigong Liu said worriedly.

"Why don't you worry about doing business at home?" Lu Zhishen pushed Taigong Liu out and closed the door, then took off on the spot until he was only fat, put on the bride's red hijab, and blew out the candles in the house in one breath. off.

Around the time of the first shift, I heard the sound of gongs and drums on the side of the mountain, and a group of people came to the village noisily. After a while, I heard someone outside the house shouting: "Where is my wife?"

Then came the voice of Mrs. Liu: "This is the wedding room, she is too shy to come out."

"Shy, hehe, shy, shy on the wedding night with my husband." The man yelled and pushed open the door, and saw the dark lights inside: "Oh, I'm so shy! I'm too shy to even light the lamp! Hehe ! It's up to you!" Then he closed the door and threw Liu Taigong outside.

He blinked for a long time, getting used to the brightness vaguely, and vaguely saw a person sitting on the edge of the bed in darkness, so he groped towards the bed blindly.

"My lady! My lady~ my lady! My son!" His voice trembled and he touched it!One hand touched Lu Zhishen's big belly.

"Ah?" He was slightly startled by the feeling of directly touching the skin, but he was overjoyed when he thought about it: "The lady said she was shy, but she was actually arrogant! In fact, she was really looking forward to it! You see, you have already taken off your clothes and waited for me! Hehe!" He said so and just moved up!

He touched the strong chest muscles and thick chest hair, and he was stunned: "Lady, your hair is so thick, isn't it? It's not right, it's..."

He got closer, and felt the heavy breathing of the person on the edge of the bed. He didn't feel like a woman at all. He only thought that the lady was so excited that she couldn't help herself: "My lady, you can't restrain the deer from slamming and gasping for breath." Let's go! Biao is having trouble with your husband~ Biao is shy, I want you to be Mrs. Yazhai tomorrow!"

Then he moved his hands up along the chest muscles and chest hair, and felt a prickly beard and a fleshy face where his face should be. He was stunned, and he froze there, desperately thinking about this What part of the lady is it? . .

Lu Zhishen jumped up and hit the man's chin perfectly with an uppercut: "Gas-guzzler!!!"

He soared up like a rocket into the sky and crashed into the roof of the house!His legs were kicking frantically under the roof for two days: "My lady, do you still have the setting of fighting lovers!? Why beat your husband!?"

Lu Zhishen smiled charmingly: "Teach you to recognize your wife!" Then he pulled up a long candlestick from the side and stabbed the man's chrysanthemum from bottom to top!

There are several bronze supports on the long candlestick, and there are candles and hot wax oil that have just been blown out!The hardness and heat and the indescribable part of the human body are incomparably sour!I could only hear the man's howl from above the roof: "Ya Die! Oh! No!! Can't do this! Can't describe it!! Hot, hot, hot! Oh, my balls are crushed! Oh, it’s not working there!! Stop it! I’m going to become an adult!!! I can’t describe it! Damn it!! What the hell! Lady Ya Butterfly!! Stop! What the hell! Help!!! Oh balls! Help Can’t describe the chrysanthemum!!! Help!!!!!!”

Taigong Liu only thought that the monk wanted to talk about fate with the king, and he was stunned by the high-frequency help screams that suddenly came from the room, and he hurriedly opened the door!The light behind him shone into the room, and I saw a fat monk wearing only boxer underwear holding a candlestick and stabbing at the ceiling!And above the ceiling is the lower body of the king kicking wildly!

Taigong Liu is demented.

The smooth voice spread outside, and the group of young people faintly heard it as if it was their king's voice while drinking and eating meat!A few good people looked over and were stunned: "Come quickly, there is a big fat monk who can't describe our king's chrysanthemum with a candlestick!"

The young ones gathered together, and the two quick-moving young ones took the lead in leaping over the demented Taigong Liu and rushing towards Lu Zhishen!I only heard the skill name of 'Gas Gap Root' twice in an instant, and these two little guys also got stuck into the ceiling!Lu Zhishen's arms waved out the phantom, and the movement of poking on the candlestick became three times faster!Immediately there came the smooth howls of these two little minions that were exactly the same as that of the king!

In this 3in1 howling symphony, all the minions silently covered the chrysanthemum cat behind Liu Taigong.

After the howling symphony went on for 5 minutes, Lu Zhishen stopped his hands and slammed the long candlestick on the ground: "Do you recognize your wife?"

I saw that the long candlestick was covered with eggshells, egg yolks, and egg whites, and there were some indescribable bloodstains. The legs of the three people on the ceiling were straight and drooping, and there were convulsions from time to time. The little guy from the big film replied in horror: "I know it!"

"Hey! What kind of bird king is there?" Lu Zhishen raised the candlestick and poked the king with drooping legs.

"It's... it's..." the great king gave a faint response on the verge of death.

"Even the grandpa and his daughter are unwilling to this marriage, just listen to the Sa family, forget it."

"Ya Butterfly..." The king groaned, and the tip of the candlestick immediately popped like a sharp arrow, making his chrysanthemum tremble!

The king almost died of joy: "Yes yes yes! What are you talking about!"

"I wish I had done this earlier." Lu Zhishen grinned and stretched out his hands to pinch the ankles of the three people on the ceiling and tore them off. Being supported up, he kicked the demented Taigong Liu and pointed at Lu Da viciously: "Vulgar! How dare you ruin my marriage! When I return to Taohua Mountain, call my brother!"

As soon as the words were finished, Lu Zhishen held Liu Taigong in his arms and swung the long candlestick, which was covered with eggshells, egg yolks, egg whites and blood, in front of him with a bang!Lu Zhishen smiled evilly again: "What did you just say? Repeat it for the Sajia!"

Looking at the candlestick, the king swallowed hard and his legs were weak: "I... I just farted... an irrelevant fart! The hero ignores it, ignores it, hahaha. . . ”

"Hmph." Lu Zhishen thumped the long candlestick on the ground again: "Get lost."

"Observe!" The king and a group of youngsters ran away in a frenzy. He was frantically supported and immediately pointed at Lu Zhishen again: "Wu Na bald donkey, I will remember it!" The one who returned frantically whipped his horse's ass for several times and then ran away without a trace!

"What a cheap person." Lu Zhishen curled his lips and threw the candlestick aside: "I should have known that just now your large intestine, small intestine and duodenum burst out from the chrysanthemum."

He felt some moisture on his chest muscles, and looked down to see Taigong Liu crying in his arms: "You old man has dry hair again..."

Grandpa Liu opened his mouth in grief and emotion: "It's bitter, it's bitter!"

"Oh?" Lu Zhishen pushed him out: "Tell the Sa family, how hard is it?"

Taigong Liu continued to grin his mouth in grief and sensationalism: "Foretell what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆、Warm long-distance reunion

Taigong Liu continued to grin his mouth in grief and sensationalism: "Foretell what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

Lu Zhishen once again made an uppercut, and Liu Taigong circled and also got into the ceiling!Lu Zhishen picked up the Zen stick and pointed it at Taigong Liu's chrysanthemum: "What the hell, old man, let the Sajia disassemble one more!"

It was just a candlestick just now, but this time it's a Zen stick!There was a burst of sadness on Taigong Liu's face: "Good hero, you put down your weapon first! The old man speaks well, speaks well!"

"Well, tell me, you are still suffering! Then forget about the marriage that the king has agreed to Sajia!"

"Does the hero feel that the king is someone who keeps his word?"

"No."

"It's okay to say that the hero is in my estate. Once the hero leaves the Qingzhou border, the king will probably bring his brother down to level the old man's estate in minutes!"

"Yeah, he has an older brother." Lu Zhishen smiled heartily: "It might as well, send someone to the west, prepare some good wine and meat for Sa's family, and then go to Peach Blossom Mountain to flatten that bird cottage!"

"It's a good one to send to the west... come here... prepare wine and meat for the hero..." Lu Zhishen yelled at Liu Taigong who was trembling and half dead.

Let’s talk about the brother of the great king on Peach Blossom Mountain, the great king is sitting on a tiger-skin chair and playing with some flowers and plants to grind ointment, when the watchman has already rushed in: "My lord! My lord! It’s not good!" ! The second great king was carried back half dead!"

"Nani?" The king was taken aback and stood up, turned his head and cheered towards the camera: "Thank the author, thank CC×V, thank the Jade Emperor Sakyamuni Jesus Christ! After so many chapters that didn't appear in the scene, I finally gave me another role. !"

"That... Your Majesty..."

"Cough." The king calmed down and turned his head back: "My brother, didn't he go to get married? Why was he brought back half dead?"

"The little guy doesn't know."

"Then call me papa." The king stood up and went out to greet him, only to see a group of young people running in surrounded by three simple beds with people lying on them, all three of them were dying and bleeding profusely.

Looking at the tragic situation, the great king couldn't help covering his own chrysanthemum: "My dear brother! How are you, dear brother!"

The second king lay there clutching the chrysanthemum, his face blushing: "It's okay..."

"..." The big king's eyes turned into dead fish eyes: "Oh, it's nothing, I'll continue to rub the ointment."

"No, no brother! Don't go! Brother, you have to make the decision for me!" The second king flopped a few times on the cot like a fish caught ashore.

"It's up to you, tell me, when will you treat me to a wedding wine?" The Great King chuckled and said, "You failed to marry a wife, but you found a good husband by yourself?"

"My brother, don't be joking! Ruyi, your sister!"

"Then what is that cheerful expression on your face?"

"...I went to marry a wife, but I didn't expect that the one waiting for me in the wedding room was not my wife but a fat monk!"

"Then you married that fat monk, and then you and that fat monk can't be described."

"Yes."

"Big fat monk, brother, your taste is really unique."

"Your unique sister!!!" The second king threw out the simple bed under his body: "Brother! Hurry up and command the troops to kill Liu Taigong's village, I want to catch that fat monk and use a telegraph pole to kill him Can't describe his chrysanthemum!"

"Brother Yi Yi is now in the Song Dynasty and there is no such thing as a telephone pole."

"Brother... I know that it's not easy for you to play a role, but can you stop using your existence to force me to complain? Can we brothers get along again!?"

The king made a gesture of surrender: "Come here! Get your horses, your guns, and my medicine box! Go to Liu Taigong's village!"

Let's say that the great king got on the horse, carried the gun on his back, put the medicine box on his back, and led almost all the young people. He pressed the 'M' key to open the map, and clicked the mouse on the location name of Liu Taigong's manor.

"Damn it!" The second king was stunned when he saw the king and the little ones disappear in an instant: "I still complain that I didn't have telephone poles in the Song Dynasty. Where the hell did you get the M key and mouse! Also click Map icon group teleportation!"

Let's say that Lu Zhishen was drinking and eating meat when he heard a large crowd of shouts outside the manor, and a farmer rushed in to report: "The king on the mountain has brought countless miscellaneous soldiers!"

"Chachacha!" Lu Zhishen picked up his Zen staff and stood up: "Mr. Liu, don't panic, they are just here to give you experience! You who were overthrown by the Sa family are tied up and sent to the officials!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Taigong Liu sent Lu Zhishen out tremblingly, only to see a group of young men holding torches facing the gate of the village, the big boss was leading in front of the torch bushes, his shadowy face could not be seen clearly in the middle of the night , I saw him posing with scissors to the camera: "I never thought I would have such a frontal shot! I'm so handsome!"

"..." Lu Zhi looked deeply at the big king who pouted his mouth, stared wide-eyed, and looked up at the camera to try to show his face. He took off his pants and raised his butt in a calm manner. He just ate The wine and meat turned into a bomb the size of a mortar, and with the chrysanthemum's skillful twist, it drew a brilliant arc in the air, and slapped loudly on the face of the great king.

There was a slap, and the word "Critical Strike" burst out on the bullet!The great king fell off the horse from his face, and the letters KO appeared in the middle of the screen! ! !

"..." Lu Zhishen scratched his head and lost his mind: "What kind of crispy boss is Sajiacao?"

As soon as the voice fell, there was only a burst of brilliant background music on the opposite side!The great king jumped up from the ground and was resurrected!He took out the toilet paper and wiped his face tremblingly: "The bald donkey!!! Don't deceive people too much!!!"

Lu Zhishen just didn't pull up his trousers, so he twisted the chrysanthemum, and a mortar fired a whoosh, and again it slapped and stuck to the face of the king who had just wiped it, and then hit a KO in the middle of the screen. Two letters!

The great king fell to the ground like a piece of rotten wood, and then there was a burst of brilliant background music. The great king resurrected from the ground again: "Wu that bald donkey!!! Again, don't bully people too much!!! "

Lu Zhishen twisted the chrysanthemum, and the two letters KO burst out again on the opposite side.

There was another burst of brilliant background music. The great king got up again, and he knelt down to Lu Zhishen: "Brother! Please don't pull your face..."

And the group of young people had already erected their tents and set up a BBQ in front of the manor, and only heard for a while: "The front row sells melon seeds and mineral water □□ Ham sausage benches and small Maza support to pay off debts and ask for fans and warm beds! " shouted. . .

Lu Zhi was stunned.

I saw a reporter walking up to some of the bored melon seed eaters who were sitting on a small bench closest to the king: "Hello! May I ask why you are so indifferent to the duel between your king?"

"Oh, you asked this." Xiao Luo A faced the camera: "Our king is different from other heroes, he is a recovery character. Our king can defeat any hero as long as the medicine box is not empty. The only question is whether it will take a few years to play, whether it will be hit hundreds or thousands of times or tens of thousands of times."

"Thinking of Peach Blossom Mountain back then, it was clear that our second king was the original king." Little boy B interrupted: "One day the robbery came to the head of the current king, and our second king fought with him for a month. , was finally forced to collapse by the infinite resurrection ability of the great king, and finally gave up the throne of the great king."

"So it's not that I don't care." Little A picked up the bucket of noodles that had just been soaked: "It's just that this must be a protracted battle. This monk looks very strong. Reporter, come back to this place next year Maybe we can just see the scene where the monk was forced to collapse and beg for mercy from our great king."

Lu Zhishen spit out a mouthful of old blood listening to the reporter's interview, but he seemed to understand something, so he blinked his eyes: "Wait a minute! That great king of Peach Blossom Mountain! Your combat mode seems familiar! Have you ever fought with A golden-haired, spotted, eye-catching tiger fought for three years and consumed 280 million tubes of golden sore ointment and [-] five tubes of resurrection medicine, and it just died of it???"

"Damn it, how do you know!?" The great king was taken aback, and he clicked his mouth a few times: "The monk! Who are you!? The accent is a bit familiar!"

"The Sa family used to be under the jurisdiction of the tent of the old Jinglue Mansion, and they were called Lu Da. Now they are a monk, and they are called Lu Zhishen."

The great king turned around and bowed: "It's Lu Tijutsu! Do you still remember the time when the old man Jin and Jin Cuilian met in the Weizhou Restaurant?" (Chapter 22)

"Remember! You are Li Zhong, right!" Lu Zhishen put down his Zen staff and stepped forward to help him up.

"Exactly!" Li Zhong held Lu Zhishen's hand tightly with both hands, and the surprise and joy of reunion after a long absence burned in the eyes of the two of them!I saw that Li Zhong opened his mouth and said affectionately: "In that restaurant, you still rummaged through my wallet and took away a tael of gold to give to that Jin Cuilian! Come here! Bind me!"

☆、Suddenly not very in the state?

Then Li Zhongyan squeezed his arms firmly!The young people around were stunned, and their movements of eating sunflower seeds and instant noodles came to a standstill.

"What?" Lu Zhishen was also dumbfounded: "What did you say?"

Li Zhong opened his mouth and continued to say affectionately: "You snatched a tael of gold from me in the restaurant and gave it to Jin Cuilian! I'll ask you if you don't pay it back!"

Hey, don't say that Lu Zhishen really had exactly one tael of gold left in his pocket, it was the two taels of gold that Jin Cuilian stuffed into his pocket when he was in Yanmen County, and rewarded the blacksmith with a tael when he left Wutai Mountain. .Oh no, it's a beggar. How can the affairs of a monk be said to be a king's meal?That's right, alms. So, I happened to have those one or two in my pocket all the way here. (Detailed Chapter 26)

Lu Zhi smiled deeply, completely ignoring Li Zhong's movement of pinching his arm desperately, and put his hand into his pocket: "Oh, you said that one or two gold."

"That's right!" Li Zhong's eyes radiated hatred: "It's all you! It's you who beat someone to death and escaped. The shop errand testified that day we were drinking together and the government almost arrested me too! It was you! You took me away!" The hard-earned one or two gold I earned from selling plasters destroyed my correct outlook on life! Yes, I formed the wrong concept that no matter how hard I worked, it was not enough for others to grab it once, so I became a thief! My life The trajectory has been completely changed because of you!"

"Your life trajectory is worth a tael of gold." Lu Zhishen took out the tael of gold from his pocket: "Here, this is what Jin Cuilian wanted the Sa family to return to you."

The consciousness in Li Zhong's eyes disappeared, and only the ingot of gold remained in his pupils. If he had a tail, he would definitely be able to see that tail wagging eagerly and joyfully.

Lu Zhishen took a few steps forward holding the ingot of gold, Li Zhong also took a few steps back, Lu Zhishen held the ingot of gold