Water Xu Chuan
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After getting out of the car, he raised the stick high and pointed it at Lin Chong's head: "It's not that I want to end you, but yesterday, Lu Yuhou passed on the order of Taiwei Gao, and taught us two to find a convenient place on the road to end you." , Even if you walk for a few more days, you will definitely die. Don’t blame the two of us. The superiors can’t help themselves. Today is your death day next year, and I will remember to burn a bundle of paper money for you!"
Lin Chong was stunned, he still had a little bit of desire to survive, and planned to jump up and knock down these two people to escape, but he couldn't move because of the shackles on his body and the tortoise shell!He could only face the camera with tears like rain: "Fate, why are you so cruel to me... Ah, who else has experienced despair twice..."
Then Dong Chao raised the water and fire stick high, aimed at Lin Chong's head and chopped it down!The stick was fixed in mid-air, and a line of big characters appeared in the background - predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!
☆, this inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement
Dong Chao just held the water and fire stick like that, Lin Chong closed his eyes on the ground for a long time and still didn't feel the pain, so he opened his eyes and looked at Dong Chao: "Brother, it's the next chapter, are you going to fight or not... .”
Dong Chao didn't make a sound, a stream of blood dripped from behind to the ground.
"..." Xue Ba was taken aback. He turned his head and saw a Zen stick the size of a flagpole stuck in Dong Chao's chrysanthemum!
Dong Chao collapsed to the ground with a plop, and grinned slightly: "To recruit..."
A thick and powerful big hand clattered onto Xue Ba's shoulder with a thud, and his chrysanthemum shrank in a frightened cold sweat!
I saw Lu Zhishen's face protruding from behind Xue Ba: "You two birdmen, ran to this secluded place to murder the Sajia brothers? Let you chrysanthemums eat the Sajia three hundred Zen sticks!"
Such a big and thick Zen stick, three hundred blows?Xue Ba made up his mind, his legs trembled and his crotch couldn't help urinating, he looked at Lin Chong tremblingly: "Professor Lin! Save the baby's chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong looked at Lu Zhishen: "Thank you brother for saving my life, let's go around him."
"Hmph." Lu Zhishen snorted softly and pushed Xue Ba aside, pulled out the Jie Dao and cut Lin Chong's tortoise shell binding: "That day, the Sa family wanted to visit you when they heard that you had been sued, but they couldn't enter the cell. The Sa family asked the escort The brother's official mission is that these two people just wanted to stuff some money for them to take care of them, but when they found the two people's residence, they saw a man standing in front of the door to discuss things with them and gave them a lot of gold! So far, the family became suspicious and went all the way. Come and see these two birdmen trying to kill you!"
"Senior brother..." Lin Chong said with tears in his eyes, "Thanks to senior brother who is careful."
"Hmph, these two birdmen." Lu Zhishen turned around and swiped his Zen stick: "To prevent them from harming you again, the Sa family might as well send you to Cangzhou together!"
Xue Ba was paralyzed in shock, clutching his chrysanthemum, how could he speak?The Zen stick caused Dong Chao to tremble on the ground for a long time: "Ya... Weed... Butterfly... My... The pinnacle of life..."
"Damn you!" Lu Zhishen stepped on Dong Chao's chrysanthemum: "Get up for the Sa family! Hurry up to Cangzhou! The Sa family has to go back and dig the throne of King Xiang!"
Lu Zhishen grabbed the corner of the overturned RV and yelled, turning it over forcibly!When I turned my head to look, the legs of the two horses, which had been enjoying themselves for a long time, were so weak that they couldn't get up, so they simply untied the ropes and threw the two horses on the roof of the RV!
These few times, Dong Chao and Xue Ba were shocked from ear to ear!Lu Zhishen came over with the rope of the horse, and put the rope around the necks of Dong Chao and Xue Ba. . . . . .
"What the hell is going on!!!" Dong Chao and Xue Ba jumped up immediately!
Lu Zhishen helped Lin Chong up calmly: "You have also seen that the horse can't run anymore."
"If the horse can't run, use us!!!"
"A horse has four legs and you have four legs too, why can't you do it?"
"I...we are humans!" Dong Chao protested and took off the noose: "We only have two legs!"
Lu Zhishen poked the Zen staff on the ground with a bang!The ground under his feet trembled three times!From nowhere came the happy cry of the wild boar forest land master: "Oh~Yes~!!!"
Dong Chao's hands put the noose around his neck with lightning speed!Xue Ba beside him had already been lying on all fours on the ground, and snorted like a horse!
Lu Zhishen helped Lin Chong into the car and then sat on the driver's seat. He was taken aback when he saw the steering wheel, accelerator and brake on the driver's seat, and then got out of the car and broke a handful of willow sticks.
Dong Chao and Xue Ba lay obediently in front of the car, Xue Ba looked at Lu Zhishen: "Then what is the monk doing with the willow sticks? The baby is curious."
"Anyway," Dong Chao shivered, "it won't be a good thing..."
"Drive!!!" As he was talking, the big willow stick fell on Dong Chao and Xue Ba's buttocks!
"Aww!!!" Xue Ba turned his head dissatisfied and yelled at Lu Zhi who was standing in the driver's seat: "The baby is so aggressive!!!"
Lu Zhishen poked his Zen stick forward with a calm face, only to hear a puff from behind Xue Ba.
"Aww!!!" Xue Ba let out a howl and lay down on the ground with a happy face, a stream of blood dripped out from behind. . .
Seeing this, Dong Chao had no choice but to grit his teeth and run forward. . .It was a big carriage with two people sitting in it and two horses on the roof, how could one person pull it?
I saw him deadlift with all his strength for 1 minute!The wheels of the carriage wobbled forward a millimeter. . .
Lu Zhishen picked up the big willow stick and slapped the two people's buttocks without any explanation: "Tokyo is more than two thousand miles away from Cangzhou! When will you two thieves and birds reach this speed!?"
董超咬着牙:“一公里等于1000米等于100万毫米!东京到沧州的距离乃是20亿毫米!1分钟前进一毫米,也就是说马不。。。哦不,人不停蹄的前进的话需要20亿分钟!也就是三千3303万多小时!也就是1308万多天!也就是三千八百零五年!”
Xue Ba was stunned: "Old Dong, when did you become so good at math!"
Dong Chao grinned, and Xue Ba flashed his snow-white front teeth: "That's right! Our elementary school math teacher praised me as a once-in-3000-year beauty... Aww!!!"
Xue Ba turned his head in horror, only to see Lu Zhishen in the driver's seat put the Zen stick into Dong Chao's chrysanthemum again with a livid face: "Sajia slot three thousand eight hundred and five years? Sajia has no time to wait for you two Birdman!"
As Lu Zhishen slowly pulled out his Zen stick, an unknown gas began to gushe out from Dong Chao's chrysanthemum!That's right, this is the legendary 'being propelled by' fart power!The entire carriage was brought up by Dong Chao's chrysanthemum, and the driver's seat notification sounded sweetly: "The current speed is 230 three miles. '
Lu Zhi looked at the passing scenery in front of him and held his chin: "There is an essential difference between this fart power propulsion and 'being' fart power propulsion. Fart power propulsion is the high speed formed by the subjective desire to propel, while being propelled by fart power Power propulsion is the high speed that you don't want to push but the chrysanthemum is forcibly opened."
"...You don't need to tell me that the baby knows this!" Xue Ba hugged the front of the car tightly in horror.
"However, subjective fart power propulsion can control the propulsion time by oneself, and the propulsion by fart power will slow down or even lose propulsion every once in a while due to the contraction of the sphincter!" Lu Zhi looked at Xue Ba's gradually closing chrysanthemum and said: "And you two This chrysanthemum has not undergone strict training, and must take a break to recharge every time it sprays."
"Oh, I can still rest...don't damage Lao Dong's chrysanthemum, it is the baby's private property." Xue Ba seemed to feel at ease holding the front shaft, and at this moment the Zen stick was lightning fast again The potential cannot be described in Xue Ba's chrysanthemum!
"Aww!!! Baby emphasized that baby is gong!!!"
Lu Zhishen slowly pushed the fart power of the Zen stick and began to surge behind Xue Ba: "Who cares about you? In the eyes of Sajia, the two of you are nothing more than propellers that are used alternately!"
Dong Chao’s chrysanthemums closed, and he entered the cooling period of the chrysanthemums while holding the front shaft of the car: "Ah... we were horses just now, and now we are propellers... just now, we are not human, but we are still creatures anyway, and now we are completely Turned into a machine...ah, what's going on, this inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement..."
"This inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement... oh..." Xue Ba blushed: "Old Dong, you can't fall! The baby you made will fall!"
And Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff high!
"You two are just thrusters! Since you are thrusters, don't talk to Sajia!"
"Yes yes yes! We are just propellers! Master SAMA please use us to your heart's content!"
"Oh, this chapter is so filthy, the baby is in a panic! It's time to be audited and locked!"
"Who dares to review and lock? Let that person lift up the chrysanthemum and eat the three hundred Zen sticks of Sajia!"
Lin Chongmao covered his face in the carriage: "I'm the protagonist of this volume, okay..."
Under the propulsion of this brute fart power, the surrounding scenery all turned into a blurred picture!That stupid horse MDZZ213 finally roared across a piece of water with such an indomitable rampage. . .Uh, it looked like a moat, and then it slammed into a wall and crashed into the courtyard and then smashed through a room!
In an instant, objects and human bodies flew randomly, Dong Chao and Xue Ba's heads smashed through seven big tile-roofed houses, and finally they were bloody, and their feet limp in front of the wall of the eighth big tile-roofed house!The whole MDZZ213 was thrown out like that and crashed into the eighth big tile-roofed house!
"Ahem... Brother, are you okay?" There was a sound of rubble and Lu Zhishen came out of the rubble and asked Lin Chong.
"It's okay...how did you drive too fast and get into a car accident again!?"
Lu Zhi looked deeply at the seven large tile-roofed houses that had been smashed through and scratched his head: "Yes, this time the disaster is not small..."
A circle of people gradually gathered around, Lin Chong was pulled out from the rubble by Lu Zhishen, and he was stunned when he saw the situation.
In that circle of people, there seemed to be a leader who scolded: "Who are you!? You dare to rush into the mansion of Chai Daguan!?"
Mr. Chai?What the hell is Mr. Chai?Lin Chong thought about it, and an apologetic smile appeared on his face. He laughed and said, "Ah ha ha ha... what, predict what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
☆, come to your house to pray to Buddha for refinement
Lin Chong reacted as soon as he spoke the next time when he broke down. He hurriedly turned to Lu Zhishen: "Brother, don't blame me! I'm not possessed by Mr. Liu!"
However, Lu Zhishen didn't seem to have heard what he just said, just murmured: "It is said that there is a Chai Jin nicknamed Little Xuanfeng in Jianghu, who is said to be a descendant of Chai Shizong of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Ten...Looking at such a large courtyard, isn't this official Chai Jin the same guy as Chai Jin?"
The leader of the crowd scolded: "What are you here and there! That's a Chai official! You are a bald donkey and a prisoner mixed together in a team, and you can tell that you are not a good person at a glance! This stupid horse MDZZ213 is yours. Where can I sell chrysanthemums?"
Lu Zhishen was furious: "Sajia bought your chrysanthemums!?"
The man was also furious: "You bald donkey dare to speak rudely! Do you know who I am!?"
"Who would Sajia know that you are a bird that sells chrysanthemums somewhere!"
The man continued to be furious and shouted at Lu Zhishen's words: "I'm the head teacher Hong who sells chrysanthemums in Chai Daguan's village!"
Everyone in the whole scene was frozen, and after 1 minute Lin Chong turned his head: "Pfft..."
"Damn it!!!" Instructor Hong immediately blew his hair!He pulled a mop pole from the ground behind him: "Come on! I won't poke your two chrysanthemums into a hornet's nest today!"
A gust of breeze swept over Coach Hong and he lost his mind for a while, the mop pole couldn't help drooping, it seemed that everyone's anxious emotions flew away with the breeze. . .I saw a large piece of petals falling from the sky, and a person fell from the sky in a standard ballet spinning posture. . .The stirring surrounding breeze, the flying tutu corners, the huge unknown protrusion exposed under the tutu. . . . . .Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong looked up at the sky in shock: "A pervert appeared..."
The man landed in the middle of Lin Chong and Hong Jiaotou with a whirlwind, and slowly stopped spinning, splitting a split horse on the ground, then leaned back, flung his hair gracefully, and gave Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen a charming look: "Yo, There are guests."
Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong bowed in unison!The wind from the bow even blew the man's skirt hair and beard!The two of them said with 12 points of respect: "I'm really sorry!!! We are not guests but just passing by! We will compensate for the damaged things! We will leave this manor immediately after paying the money!"
"...What?" The man closed his legs like a compass, stood upright and took out a folding paper fan. The fan shook open with a snap, and there was a paper fan on it. The character 'chrysanthemum' is written squarely in regular script!The man covered his face with the paper folding fan: "Just one horse stupid MDZZ213 can smash the wall and seven big tile-roofed houses. You must have used fart power to propel it? It's amazing to be able to propel it to such a speed." The hero of the world! Xiao Ke Chai Jin is also known as Little Xuanfeng by people in the Jianghu." As he spoke, he winked at Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong again: "I am willing to make friends with two heroes!"
"That! Officer Chai! You made a little mistake!" Lin Chong hurriedly reminded: "The two of us were not the two of us who drove in with the power of the fart! As you can see, one of us is a prisoner and the other is a windbreaker." The monk of the car!"
"Oh...?"
Lu Zhishen lifted Dong Chao and Xue Ba, who were covered in blood, out of the ruins along the lasso pulled by the horse: "These two officials are the masters who used fart power to push into your compound!"
"Nah... Ni?" Chai Jin came over and looked at the chrysanthemums of Dong Chao and Xue Ba carefully: "The chrysanthemums of these two officials...there are a lot of blood stains on them, which are obviously not caused by themselves, and they did not use them. Fart-powered propulsion but being forced fart-propelled by someone brutally!"
Lu Zhishen was stunned: "It's better to be famous than to meet, and to meet is worse than to be famous! This Chai Jin is really so good that you can see what happened just by looking at the chrysanthemum!"
"And the thing that forced them to push forward..." Chai Jin groped in the ruins and pulled out Lu Zhishen's blood-stained Zen staff!Chai Jin looked at Lu Zhishen: "There is only one truth, and you are the master who forced them to use fart power!"
Lu Zhishen waved his hands hastily: "Sajia is not a master, compared to Brother Shi Jin, he can't even count as an ass hair!"
"This metaphor is too humble!"
"Humble! Hero, you are still modest! Do you still know the Jiuwenlong Shijin who pulled out the Nine Dragons Xiangshan? A hero should have a hero's social circle!" Chai Jin patted Lu Zhishen on the shoulder: "Where are you ass? Hair? You are like thick and conspicuous nose hair!"
"This metaphor is even more humble!!!"
"Hero, you are so capable and humble, you must have done countless earth-shattering things in the rivers and lakes! If you don't mind, let's have a few drinks and tell stories at Xiaokezhuang, Xiaoke will be very happy!" Chai Jin zero distance She winked at Lu Zhishen.
A piece of cassock suddenly appeared on Lu Zhishen's body, and he bowed to Chai Jin: "The Sa family came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to your house to worship Buddha to seek perfection."
"Hey...?" Chai Jin was taken aback for a moment: "It seems that there are no Buddhas or sutras in Xiaoke Village?"
Lu Zhishen clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Namo Prajna Bota, Ye Yuyi. The Buddha's free heart is hard for you and other ordinary people to see; the essence is free for you, and ordinary people can't see it. Since you have worshiped the Buddha Get back the essence, it's time for the Sa family to go back to Chang'an and report to Li Shimin."
"Li Shimin bastard..." Lin Chong wanted to complain again, but Chai Jin blocked his mouth with a slap, and Chai Jin turned his head: "... That Rong Xiaoke also complained, saying that the Buddha is trustworthy in his heart." Now, why is the sutra hanging? What the hell is that Jing! And Mao Chang’an, now it’s the Song Dynasty and Li Shimin has died for more than 400 years!”
Lu Zhishen's left hand raised the Zen stick and held the saber, and his right hand stretched out the index finger and middle finger to touch his temples: "Jiang, Sayong Nala!" After saying that, Lu Zhishen made a figure and crashed in from the carriage The route is gone!
"... Alas." Chai Jin stroked his beard sadly with his hand: "Did Xiao Ke scare the hero by the way he appeared on the stage... He ran so fast..." He waved his hand and was about to leave.
"Mr. Chai, what about these three fellows?" Coach Hong pulled up the mop pole from the ground and pointed at Lin Chong and Dong Chao and Xue Ba.
"En..." Chai Jin thought for a few seconds: "These three, one prisoner who complained, and two government servants who were blown to death... let them be slaves, first let them build these eight big tile-roofed houses. Let’s talk about it after the wall is repaired.”
"I just spit out two and a half sentences in total, and it's a joke!??" Lin Chong spit again!
"Three and a half sentences." Chai Jin snapped the paper folding fan back again, and Coach Hong had a dark smile on his face: "Since I'm a slave, then I can treat them as I like!?"
Chai Jin raised his left leg high and started to spin on the tiptoe of his right foot, a small whirlwind slowly appeared around his body: "That's right."
Coach Hong smiled and pointed the mop pole at Lin Chong: "Turn around and expose the chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong clasped his hands together and bowed: "Actually, I am the apprentice of that monk just now! Sau, Sayanara!" After saying that, he turned into a gust of wind and was about to run away!Instructor Hong hurriedly lowered his body and swept the mop pole over Lin Chong's ankle!Lin Chong leaped up, stepped on the mop pole with his left foot, bent his right leg and bowed his knees, and at the same time, the power of his farts was pushed wide open, and a flying knee flew in the air and stuck to Coach Hong's face!
Instructor Hong spun around in the air for ten and a half weeks, spraying nosebleeds like a dead pig, and with a slap, his face was down and his buttocks were stuck on the ground!When Lin Chong touched the mop pole with his left foot on the ground, he was knocked up!The hands that were shackled in the shackles leaned forward and firmly grasped the mop pole, and the tip of the mop pole involuntarily pierced down Coach Hong's chrysanthemum!The blood bloomed into the shape of a large chrysanthemum leaf
Chai Jin remained still while spinning, his eyes widened as he recollected Lin Chong's moves just now, showing a shit-eating expression: "Damn it, this is a hero just now! Xiao Ke was really disrespectful just now." Already!"
Lin Chong hurriedly threw away the mop pole and clasped his hands together and bowed: "I still have to follow my master!"
That Chai Jin also burst into a fart, powered forward and rushed to Lin Chong's side, hugging him firmly!His arms and legs turned into a few ropes and tied a few knots on Lin Chong's body: "I won't let you run away like your master!"
"What the hell kind of arms and legs are you? You're so fucking stupid!!!"
Chai Jin looked at all the dealers: "Give Xiao Ke a banquet and treat the hero well!"
The author has something to say: It's so deserted 233. . .
☆、I really can’t think of any suitable title
A group of shopkeepers surrounded Lin Chong and Chai Jin tied to him and entered a place that looked like a living room. The wine, meat, fruit and vegetables had already been arranged. Chai Jin poured a glass of wine and held it in front of Lin Chong: "Where is the hero? ? How did you become a prisoner?"
"The villain, Lin Chong, the head of the 80 imperial guards in Tokyo, has also been sued for injustice."
"80!" Chai Jin was slightly startled: "Xiao Ke is very curious!"
Lin Chong twisted his body uncomfortably: "Can you stop tying me before you get curious..."
Chai Jin ignored him and continued: "How to solve the problem of feeding 80 people? What about toilets? Is there a toilet that can handle 80 people? And how do you get the names of 80 people each time? of?"
Lin Chong was stunned: "Can you not ask such a sharp question..."
"As the saying goes, when a pile of excrement becomes a mountain, Xianglong is proud; if a puddle of urine becomes a puddle, the water monster is wow! Xiao Ke is very curious, so answer Xiao Ke directly!" Chai Jin twisted his arms and legs and rubbed them around Lin Chong's body several times.
"Xianglong is proud of himself, and I also recognize the water monster Ulawa! Mr. Liu Yuxi is dying! Mr. Liu Yuxi is going to come out of the ground to attack you!"
"Well, throw Liu Yuxi aside, and you can answer Xiao Ke's question first, okay..." Chai Jin stuffed his head into Lin Chong's arms and looked up at him, his eyes expanded to half the size of his face, tears welling inside .
Lin Chong looked up at the ceiling so that there was not a single hair of Chai Jin in sight, and he sighed: "Well, Mr. Chai...can you stop tying me with your arms and legs..."
"Hey..." Chai Jin said disappointedly: "Isn't Xiao Ke's body jujitsu tied play uncomfortable and not in line with the instructor's mind?"
Lin Chong lowered his head and grinned, revealing a mouth full of teeth, and smiled at Chai Jin: "As long as the high officials let go of the villains, the villains will answer all the questions the high officials ask."
"Wow~!" Hearing this, Chai Jin smiled and loosened his arms and legs.
It was too late and then soon, the moment Chai Jin let go of Lin Chong, a big wave of strong fart power burst out from Lin Chong's buttocks!This fart propulsion blasts everything around it like a satellite rocket launch!Lin Chong smashed the ceiling of the living room and flew into the blue sky!
"..." Chai Jin was spat all over, he looked up at Lin Chong's ass in the sky, which was getting smaller and smaller, and stood there for a minute: "No! He wants to run! He hasn't answered my question yet!" He He just waved his hand at the dealers: "Emergency launch to pursue!"
The chrysanthemums were blooming fiercely, Lin Chong looked down and saw that Chai Jin's manor was really big and magnificent, just like the emperor's palace. . .This Chai Daguan really deserves his reputation, he really has a family background!If you make friends with him, you will definitely get a backer, but I don't want to play the bundled play again!While he was sighing, he could only hear the whizzing sound of flying behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw countless black dots soaring into the air far behind him, as if they were going to chase them!
madness!Lin Chong sneered secretly, just because the untrained chrysanthemums of you dealers want to compete with my well-trained chrysanthemums all year round?I saw him lightly twisting his abdomen, raising his buttocks and opening his chrysanthemums!The chrysanthemum seems to be divided into two rings, the outer ring continues to advance with fart power, while the inner ring shoots out countless dung bombs like a machine gun!
That's right, the person who flies ahead in the field of chrysanthemum flight has an absolute advantage!After all, once the person flying behind twists the chrysanthemum to the front, it will lose its driving force, and the person behind can only be beaten passively!
From the sky behind came the sound of 1hit2hit17hit37hit combos and the swishing sound of a human body falling from midair!Just when Lin Chong thought he was certain to win, countless dung eggs poured down from below like a torrential rain!He was taken aback and looked down to see countless high buttocks!All the farmers who bought the whole manor stood in the courtyard and launched an attack like an anti-aircraft gun with the chrysanthemums facing the sky!
I saw that the shells of the anti-aircraft gun were fired one after another, forming a large barrage of various shapes!
The barrage first formed a fishing net shape, and Lin Chong stepped out of the net pattern with more horsepower, and another barrage surged up, and a line of words was arranged: Why did the teacher run away! ?
Fuck you are so perverted, I don't run away, I'm afraid I won't be able to describe it!I still have to be worthy of my wife!Lin Chong gently twisted the chrysanthemum and began to pull the string in mid-air: the villain rushed to the prison in Cangzhou!Excuse me Excuse me!
The anti-aircraft gun fired another line of words, and this time it pulled it farther so as not to hit Lin Chong: The teacher pulled a good line at the head!Give Xiao Ke a name!
Fuck. . .Lin Chong was stunned, so he twisted the chrysanthemum and circled in the air to say the word "Chai Jin".
The anti-aircraft gun returned: Whoa!It feels so comfortable!Add another ILoveYou!
Lin Chong spat out a stream of old blood from his mouth!He deeply felt that the place was too polluted and should not stay for a long time, expanded the chrysanthemum to the largest size in his life, and blew himself out with a bang!
He burst out towards the north like this for an hour, and finally the city with the word Cangzhou hanging on the gate tower appeared in front of him!Lin Chong glanced around and crashed into the office building of Governor of Cangzhou!He rolled on the ground in an extremely coherent manner for three and a half weeks and knelt down in front of the governor with a snap: "Tokyo's new military prisoner, Lin Chong, is here to report! Hurry up! Put me in jail!"
The shock wave from Lin Chong's landing blew the black yarn off Fu Yin's head!The Fu Yin was still in shock for 30 seconds in the shock wave. Lin Chong jumped on the table and turned his head to see if anyone was chasing him, while patting the Fu Yin's face with his hands: "Tokyo's new prisoner, Lin Chong! Please put him in the prison!"
The governor waited for another 30 seconds under Lin Chong's slap combo before turning his head and shaking Lin Chong's hands away: "Don't slap me again! Is there something wrong with you? Ask to be put in prison?"
Lin Chong breathed a sigh of relief after watching for a long time that there were no pursuers. He turned his head and said, "There is nothing wrong with the villain Fu Yin! The villain just wants to atone for his sins as soon as possible in exchange for being free to serve the emperor!"
"Okay!" Fu Yin rubbed his face and shed tears: "I have been the governor of Cangzhou for many years, and this is the first time I have seen such an ambitious prisoner! He is from Tokyo. Where is the official who escorted you?"
"Report to the Governor! The officials escorting the villain are Dong Chao and Xue Ba! They were left in Chai Jin Chai's residence!"
"Oh~! Officer Chai, roar!" Hearing that Officer Chai blushed on the face of the governor: "That's it, come here! Put this person in the cell and the camp management." Call the report!"
This, this, this flush. . . !This Fu Yin is also related to that Chai Daguan. . . ?Lin Chong hurriedly followed the detainees to the cell. This Cangzhou is indeed a far-evil military state, and it is terrifying!
Entering the prison door, you will see a hall. In the center of the hall, there is a senior chair. The poor man is sitting on the senior chair with his legs crossed. His posture and bearing are several times stronger than that of Fu Yin!Lin Chong had no choice but to go forward, bow and sing a song.
The servant glanced at him: "You are a thief! Why don't you kneel down and sing a song when you see me? What kind of things did you do in Tokyo? You don't even have a face when you see me!" Uncle? Did you bring some money along the way to honor me!?"
Lin Chong bowed again: "The villain never brought any money."
"Oh shit!" The servant jumped up and pointed at the tip of Lin Chong's nose: "Look at you, you look like a thief! You are so poor and poor! You can be counted as falling into my hands! I will hang you up and call 250 immediately." Kill the mighty stick!"
Lin Chong lightly twisted the chrysanthemum and bang a fart to propel it, and it got stuck!A knee stuck to the poor face!The errand spun and knocked over the chair and stuck it on the opposite wall with nosebleeds!
The guards around were stunned. After struggling for a long time, the poor man finally stood up. He pointed at Lin Chong: "Oh, I'm going! How dare you fight back!? I'll show you how powerful I am!"
Lin Chong lightly twisted the chrysanthemum and slammed his knee into the poor face again, and stuck his head deep into the wall!
The poor man stuck his head into the wall and exhaled half-deadly: "Press...Push in..."
Lin Chong turned around again and farted in his face, then he chose a cell with good lighting and a good view, and walked in. The prisoners applauded and applauded.
Just when Lin Chong was being escorted into the cell, another MDZZ213 Masha pulled up in front of the Cangzhou camp steward's door, and saw Lu Qian and Fu An getting off from it.When the messenger was carried out by several jailers, another MDZZ213, which was stupid, stopped in front of the Fu Yin's office building, and Coach Hong waddled down from above, clutching his chrysanthemum.
At the same time, Lu Qianfu and An Hong's coach turned his face to the camera and put on scissors hands: "Foretell what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down~☆!"
☆, evolved into a stork ape
The Fu Yin was still rubbing his swollen face from Lin Chong's slap, when suddenly someone came to report: "Officer Chai's residence, Instructor Hong, is visiting!"
"Mr. Chai, ah! Mr. Chai!" Fu Yin's face flushed again: "Please hurry up!"
I saw that the head coach Hong came up with his waist pouted and his buttocks clutching his chrysanthemum: "The villain's chrysanthemum is injured, so I can't give you a full salute."
"It's okay, it's okay! Let me listen to the instructions of the high officials!"
"Did Lin Chong come to report just now?"
"Oh? Indeed." Fu Yin rubbed his face: "I don't know if the Chai officer sent someone to ask what the garrison is going to do? I heard that the garrison said that the officer who escorted him was left at the official's mansion. "
"What Lin Chong said is true, those two officials are indeed serving as slaves to build a house in the mansion." Instructor Hong nodded: "This Lin Chong is the instructor of the 80 Imperial Guards in Tokyo. A good hand! The villain's injury was caused by him, and the officials appreciate him very much, so I came here to ask Mr. Fu Yin to take more care of him."
"How can Xiu that Chai Jin tie a new love again!? Obviously I already have me!" Fu Yin said angrily, "No wonder I haven't come to visit for so long!"
"..." Professor Hong turned his head and looked at the camera: "It seems that he knows something important." Then he turned his head back: "Anyway, please take care of the governor...in a few days, the high officials will come in person Thank you at the door!"
"Ah! Personally!" Fu Yin blushed all over his face: "Okay!"
"My name is Fu'an, and people in Jianghu call it a dry head bird." Fu'an cupped his fists at the camp manager.
"My next name is Lu Qian, people in the Jianghu are called... oh, there are no people in the Jianghu." Lu Qian thought for a while, then gave Fu An a blank look, and then clasped his fists at the camp manager in embarrassment.
"You two are here to find trouble!!!" The battalion manager slapped the table!
"..." Lu Qian scratched his head: "We came here to entrust you with something important, how come it's just asking for trouble?"
"These nimas are all called by their names and called by people in the Jianghu!" Ying Guan patted the table angrily: "How should a character like me who didn't even explain the name and the name of the Jianghu in the original work answer? How uncomfortable is that? !?"
"...Ahhh! I'm really sorry!" Lu Qian panicked: "If you like it, you can take the names and nicknames of the two of us as you like!"
"Fuck you two! Who cares about such a bad name and nickname!" The camp manager continued to pat the table with a look of color on his face!
"Fuck you little battalion manager, you're going to push yourself!" Lu Qian was about to charge forward!
Fu'an reached out to stop him: "Master Ying Guan, I think you don't like us very much."
"Nonsense! You don't look like a serious person with a hippie smiling face and hunched over!"
Fu An groped in his arms: "Although people are not serious people, this thing is still very serious." In his palm stood a gleaming ingot of gold!
Ying Guan stood up with a hippie smile, hunched over and wrapped his hands around Fu An's hand holding gold: "What orders do you have~! The villain will do his best and die~!"
Let's say that Lin rushed into the big prison, and the prisoners around him all came to pay homage, and said in unison: "Boss!"
"Bai, bai, bai, you can't afford it." Lin Chong helped him up one by one, and one of the old ones burst into tears after being lifted up: "The management and dispatch of the Cangzhou prison camp are very harmful. , Just extort people’s property! If you use too much, I will give you a good room. If you don’t use it, you will be beaten to death and thrown into the dungeon to survive! The boss will help the prison today! People get revenge!"
"It's serious, the villain just doesn't like him." As Lin Chong said, the prisoners poured out the best hay mat and sat on it.
After sitting for about half an hour, I heard someone shouting: "Which one is Lin Chong, the new assistant from Tokyo?
Lin Chong was stunned, he still had a little bit of desire to survive, and planned to jump up and knock down these two people to escape, but he couldn't move because of the shackles on his body and the tortoise shell!He could only face the camera with tears like rain: "Fate, why are you so cruel to me... Ah, who else has experienced despair twice..."
Then Dong Chao raised the water and fire stick high, aimed at Lin Chong's head and chopped it down!The stick was fixed in mid-air, and a line of big characters appeared in the background - predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!
☆, this inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement
Dong Chao just held the water and fire stick like that, Lin Chong closed his eyes on the ground for a long time and still didn't feel the pain, so he opened his eyes and looked at Dong Chao: "Brother, it's the next chapter, are you going to fight or not... .”
Dong Chao didn't make a sound, a stream of blood dripped from behind to the ground.
"..." Xue Ba was taken aback. He turned his head and saw a Zen stick the size of a flagpole stuck in Dong Chao's chrysanthemum!
Dong Chao collapsed to the ground with a plop, and grinned slightly: "To recruit..."
A thick and powerful big hand clattered onto Xue Ba's shoulder with a thud, and his chrysanthemum shrank in a frightened cold sweat!
I saw Lu Zhishen's face protruding from behind Xue Ba: "You two birdmen, ran to this secluded place to murder the Sajia brothers? Let you chrysanthemums eat the Sajia three hundred Zen sticks!"
Such a big and thick Zen stick, three hundred blows?Xue Ba made up his mind, his legs trembled and his crotch couldn't help urinating, he looked at Lin Chong tremblingly: "Professor Lin! Save the baby's chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong looked at Lu Zhishen: "Thank you brother for saving my life, let's go around him."
"Hmph." Lu Zhishen snorted softly and pushed Xue Ba aside, pulled out the Jie Dao and cut Lin Chong's tortoise shell binding: "That day, the Sa family wanted to visit you when they heard that you had been sued, but they couldn't enter the cell. The Sa family asked the escort The brother's official mission is that these two people just wanted to stuff some money for them to take care of them, but when they found the two people's residence, they saw a man standing in front of the door to discuss things with them and gave them a lot of gold! So far, the family became suspicious and went all the way. Come and see these two birdmen trying to kill you!"
"Senior brother..." Lin Chong said with tears in his eyes, "Thanks to senior brother who is careful."
"Hmph, these two birdmen." Lu Zhishen turned around and swiped his Zen stick: "To prevent them from harming you again, the Sa family might as well send you to Cangzhou together!"
Xue Ba was paralyzed in shock, clutching his chrysanthemum, how could he speak?The Zen stick caused Dong Chao to tremble on the ground for a long time: "Ya... Weed... Butterfly... My... The pinnacle of life..."
"Damn you!" Lu Zhishen stepped on Dong Chao's chrysanthemum: "Get up for the Sa family! Hurry up to Cangzhou! The Sa family has to go back and dig the throne of King Xiang!"
Lu Zhishen grabbed the corner of the overturned RV and yelled, turning it over forcibly!When I turned my head to look, the legs of the two horses, which had been enjoying themselves for a long time, were so weak that they couldn't get up, so they simply untied the ropes and threw the two horses on the roof of the RV!
These few times, Dong Chao and Xue Ba were shocked from ear to ear!Lu Zhishen came over with the rope of the horse, and put the rope around the necks of Dong Chao and Xue Ba. . . . . .
"What the hell is going on!!!" Dong Chao and Xue Ba jumped up immediately!
Lu Zhishen helped Lin Chong up calmly: "You have also seen that the horse can't run anymore."
"If the horse can't run, use us!!!"
"A horse has four legs and you have four legs too, why can't you do it?"
"I...we are humans!" Dong Chao protested and took off the noose: "We only have two legs!"
Lu Zhishen poked the Zen staff on the ground with a bang!The ground under his feet trembled three times!From nowhere came the happy cry of the wild boar forest land master: "Oh~Yes~!!!"
Dong Chao's hands put the noose around his neck with lightning speed!Xue Ba beside him had already been lying on all fours on the ground, and snorted like a horse!
Lu Zhishen helped Lin Chong into the car and then sat on the driver's seat. He was taken aback when he saw the steering wheel, accelerator and brake on the driver's seat, and then got out of the car and broke a handful of willow sticks.
Dong Chao and Xue Ba lay obediently in front of the car, Xue Ba looked at Lu Zhishen: "Then what is the monk doing with the willow sticks? The baby is curious."
"Anyway," Dong Chao shivered, "it won't be a good thing..."
"Drive!!!" As he was talking, the big willow stick fell on Dong Chao and Xue Ba's buttocks!
"Aww!!!" Xue Ba turned his head dissatisfied and yelled at Lu Zhi who was standing in the driver's seat: "The baby is so aggressive!!!"
Lu Zhishen poked his Zen stick forward with a calm face, only to hear a puff from behind Xue Ba.
"Aww!!!" Xue Ba let out a howl and lay down on the ground with a happy face, a stream of blood dripped out from behind. . .
Seeing this, Dong Chao had no choice but to grit his teeth and run forward. . .It was a big carriage with two people sitting in it and two horses on the roof, how could one person pull it?
I saw him deadlift with all his strength for 1 minute!The wheels of the carriage wobbled forward a millimeter. . .
Lu Zhishen picked up the big willow stick and slapped the two people's buttocks without any explanation: "Tokyo is more than two thousand miles away from Cangzhou! When will you two thieves and birds reach this speed!?"
董超咬着牙:“一公里等于1000米等于100万毫米!东京到沧州的距离乃是20亿毫米!1分钟前进一毫米,也就是说马不。。。哦不,人不停蹄的前进的话需要20亿分钟!也就是三千3303万多小时!也就是1308万多天!也就是三千八百零五年!”
Xue Ba was stunned: "Old Dong, when did you become so good at math!"
Dong Chao grinned, and Xue Ba flashed his snow-white front teeth: "That's right! Our elementary school math teacher praised me as a once-in-3000-year beauty... Aww!!!"
Xue Ba turned his head in horror, only to see Lu Zhishen in the driver's seat put the Zen stick into Dong Chao's chrysanthemum again with a livid face: "Sajia slot three thousand eight hundred and five years? Sajia has no time to wait for you two Birdman!"
As Lu Zhishen slowly pulled out his Zen stick, an unknown gas began to gushe out from Dong Chao's chrysanthemum!That's right, this is the legendary 'being propelled by' fart power!The entire carriage was brought up by Dong Chao's chrysanthemum, and the driver's seat notification sounded sweetly: "The current speed is 230 three miles. '
Lu Zhi looked at the passing scenery in front of him and held his chin: "There is an essential difference between this fart power propulsion and 'being' fart power propulsion. Fart power propulsion is the high speed formed by the subjective desire to propel, while being propelled by fart power Power propulsion is the high speed that you don't want to push but the chrysanthemum is forcibly opened."
"...You don't need to tell me that the baby knows this!" Xue Ba hugged the front of the car tightly in horror.
"However, subjective fart power propulsion can control the propulsion time by oneself, and the propulsion by fart power will slow down or even lose propulsion every once in a while due to the contraction of the sphincter!" Lu Zhi looked at Xue Ba's gradually closing chrysanthemum and said: "And you two This chrysanthemum has not undergone strict training, and must take a break to recharge every time it sprays."
"Oh, I can still rest...don't damage Lao Dong's chrysanthemum, it is the baby's private property." Xue Ba seemed to feel at ease holding the front shaft, and at this moment the Zen stick was lightning fast again The potential cannot be described in Xue Ba's chrysanthemum!
"Aww!!! Baby emphasized that baby is gong!!!"
Lu Zhishen slowly pushed the fart power of the Zen stick and began to surge behind Xue Ba: "Who cares about you? In the eyes of Sajia, the two of you are nothing more than propellers that are used alternately!"
Dong Chao’s chrysanthemums closed, and he entered the cooling period of the chrysanthemums while holding the front shaft of the car: "Ah... we were horses just now, and now we are propellers... just now, we are not human, but we are still creatures anyway, and now we are completely Turned into a machine...ah, what's going on, this inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement..."
"This inexplicable sense of excitement and excitement... oh..." Xue Ba blushed: "Old Dong, you can't fall! The baby you made will fall!"
And Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff high!
"You two are just thrusters! Since you are thrusters, don't talk to Sajia!"
"Yes yes yes! We are just propellers! Master SAMA please use us to your heart's content!"
"Oh, this chapter is so filthy, the baby is in a panic! It's time to be audited and locked!"
"Who dares to review and lock? Let that person lift up the chrysanthemum and eat the three hundred Zen sticks of Sajia!"
Lin Chongmao covered his face in the carriage: "I'm the protagonist of this volume, okay..."
Under the propulsion of this brute fart power, the surrounding scenery all turned into a blurred picture!That stupid horse MDZZ213 finally roared across a piece of water with such an indomitable rampage. . .Uh, it looked like a moat, and then it slammed into a wall and crashed into the courtyard and then smashed through a room!
In an instant, objects and human bodies flew randomly, Dong Chao and Xue Ba's heads smashed through seven big tile-roofed houses, and finally they were bloody, and their feet limp in front of the wall of the eighth big tile-roofed house!The whole MDZZ213 was thrown out like that and crashed into the eighth big tile-roofed house!
"Ahem... Brother, are you okay?" There was a sound of rubble and Lu Zhishen came out of the rubble and asked Lin Chong.
"It's okay...how did you drive too fast and get into a car accident again!?"
Lu Zhi looked deeply at the seven large tile-roofed houses that had been smashed through and scratched his head: "Yes, this time the disaster is not small..."
A circle of people gradually gathered around, Lin Chong was pulled out from the rubble by Lu Zhishen, and he was stunned when he saw the situation.
In that circle of people, there seemed to be a leader who scolded: "Who are you!? You dare to rush into the mansion of Chai Daguan!?"
Mr. Chai?What the hell is Mr. Chai?Lin Chong thought about it, and an apologetic smile appeared on his face. He laughed and said, "Ah ha ha ha... what, predict what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
☆, come to your house to pray to Buddha for refinement
Lin Chong reacted as soon as he spoke the next time when he broke down. He hurriedly turned to Lu Zhishen: "Brother, don't blame me! I'm not possessed by Mr. Liu!"
However, Lu Zhishen didn't seem to have heard what he just said, just murmured: "It is said that there is a Chai Jin nicknamed Little Xuanfeng in Jianghu, who is said to be a descendant of Chai Shizong of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Ten...Looking at such a large courtyard, isn't this official Chai Jin the same guy as Chai Jin?"
The leader of the crowd scolded: "What are you here and there! That's a Chai official! You are a bald donkey and a prisoner mixed together in a team, and you can tell that you are not a good person at a glance! This stupid horse MDZZ213 is yours. Where can I sell chrysanthemums?"
Lu Zhishen was furious: "Sajia bought your chrysanthemums!?"
The man was also furious: "You bald donkey dare to speak rudely! Do you know who I am!?"
"Who would Sajia know that you are a bird that sells chrysanthemums somewhere!"
The man continued to be furious and shouted at Lu Zhishen's words: "I'm the head teacher Hong who sells chrysanthemums in Chai Daguan's village!"
Everyone in the whole scene was frozen, and after 1 minute Lin Chong turned his head: "Pfft..."
"Damn it!!!" Instructor Hong immediately blew his hair!He pulled a mop pole from the ground behind him: "Come on! I won't poke your two chrysanthemums into a hornet's nest today!"
A gust of breeze swept over Coach Hong and he lost his mind for a while, the mop pole couldn't help drooping, it seemed that everyone's anxious emotions flew away with the breeze. . .I saw a large piece of petals falling from the sky, and a person fell from the sky in a standard ballet spinning posture. . .The stirring surrounding breeze, the flying tutu corners, the huge unknown protrusion exposed under the tutu. . . . . .Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong looked up at the sky in shock: "A pervert appeared..."
The man landed in the middle of Lin Chong and Hong Jiaotou with a whirlwind, and slowly stopped spinning, splitting a split horse on the ground, then leaned back, flung his hair gracefully, and gave Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen a charming look: "Yo, There are guests."
Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong bowed in unison!The wind from the bow even blew the man's skirt hair and beard!The two of them said with 12 points of respect: "I'm really sorry!!! We are not guests but just passing by! We will compensate for the damaged things! We will leave this manor immediately after paying the money!"
"...What?" The man closed his legs like a compass, stood upright and took out a folding paper fan. The fan shook open with a snap, and there was a paper fan on it. The character 'chrysanthemum' is written squarely in regular script!The man covered his face with the paper folding fan: "Just one horse stupid MDZZ213 can smash the wall and seven big tile-roofed houses. You must have used fart power to propel it? It's amazing to be able to propel it to such a speed." The hero of the world! Xiao Ke Chai Jin is also known as Little Xuanfeng by people in the Jianghu." As he spoke, he winked at Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong again: "I am willing to make friends with two heroes!"
"That! Officer Chai! You made a little mistake!" Lin Chong hurriedly reminded: "The two of us were not the two of us who drove in with the power of the fart! As you can see, one of us is a prisoner and the other is a windbreaker." The monk of the car!"
"Oh...?"
Lu Zhishen lifted Dong Chao and Xue Ba, who were covered in blood, out of the ruins along the lasso pulled by the horse: "These two officials are the masters who used fart power to push into your compound!"
"Nah... Ni?" Chai Jin came over and looked at the chrysanthemums of Dong Chao and Xue Ba carefully: "The chrysanthemums of these two officials...there are a lot of blood stains on them, which are obviously not caused by themselves, and they did not use them. Fart-powered propulsion but being forced fart-propelled by someone brutally!"
Lu Zhishen was stunned: "It's better to be famous than to meet, and to meet is worse than to be famous! This Chai Jin is really so good that you can see what happened just by looking at the chrysanthemum!"
"And the thing that forced them to push forward..." Chai Jin groped in the ruins and pulled out Lu Zhishen's blood-stained Zen staff!Chai Jin looked at Lu Zhishen: "There is only one truth, and you are the master who forced them to use fart power!"
Lu Zhishen waved his hands hastily: "Sajia is not a master, compared to Brother Shi Jin, he can't even count as an ass hair!"
"This metaphor is too humble!"
"Humble! Hero, you are still modest! Do you still know the Jiuwenlong Shijin who pulled out the Nine Dragons Xiangshan? A hero should have a hero's social circle!" Chai Jin patted Lu Zhishen on the shoulder: "Where are you ass? Hair? You are like thick and conspicuous nose hair!"
"This metaphor is even more humble!!!"
"Hero, you are so capable and humble, you must have done countless earth-shattering things in the rivers and lakes! If you don't mind, let's have a few drinks and tell stories at Xiaokezhuang, Xiaoke will be very happy!" Chai Jin zero distance She winked at Lu Zhishen.
A piece of cassock suddenly appeared on Lu Zhishen's body, and he bowed to Chai Jin: "The Sa family came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to your house to worship Buddha to seek perfection."
"Hey...?" Chai Jin was taken aback for a moment: "It seems that there are no Buddhas or sutras in Xiaoke Village?"
Lu Zhishen clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Namo Prajna Bota, Ye Yuyi. The Buddha's free heart is hard for you and other ordinary people to see; the essence is free for you, and ordinary people can't see it. Since you have worshiped the Buddha Get back the essence, it's time for the Sa family to go back to Chang'an and report to Li Shimin."
"Li Shimin bastard..." Lin Chong wanted to complain again, but Chai Jin blocked his mouth with a slap, and Chai Jin turned his head: "... That Rong Xiaoke also complained, saying that the Buddha is trustworthy in his heart." Now, why is the sutra hanging? What the hell is that Jing! And Mao Chang’an, now it’s the Song Dynasty and Li Shimin has died for more than 400 years!”
Lu Zhishen's left hand raised the Zen stick and held the saber, and his right hand stretched out the index finger and middle finger to touch his temples: "Jiang, Sayong Nala!" After saying that, Lu Zhishen made a figure and crashed in from the carriage The route is gone!
"... Alas." Chai Jin stroked his beard sadly with his hand: "Did Xiao Ke scare the hero by the way he appeared on the stage... He ran so fast..." He waved his hand and was about to leave.
"Mr. Chai, what about these three fellows?" Coach Hong pulled up the mop pole from the ground and pointed at Lin Chong and Dong Chao and Xue Ba.
"En..." Chai Jin thought for a few seconds: "These three, one prisoner who complained, and two government servants who were blown to death... let them be slaves, first let them build these eight big tile-roofed houses. Let’s talk about it after the wall is repaired.”
"I just spit out two and a half sentences in total, and it's a joke!??" Lin Chong spit again!
"Three and a half sentences." Chai Jin snapped the paper folding fan back again, and Coach Hong had a dark smile on his face: "Since I'm a slave, then I can treat them as I like!?"
Chai Jin raised his left leg high and started to spin on the tiptoe of his right foot, a small whirlwind slowly appeared around his body: "That's right."
Coach Hong smiled and pointed the mop pole at Lin Chong: "Turn around and expose the chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong clasped his hands together and bowed: "Actually, I am the apprentice of that monk just now! Sau, Sayanara!" After saying that, he turned into a gust of wind and was about to run away!Instructor Hong hurriedly lowered his body and swept the mop pole over Lin Chong's ankle!Lin Chong leaped up, stepped on the mop pole with his left foot, bent his right leg and bowed his knees, and at the same time, the power of his farts was pushed wide open, and a flying knee flew in the air and stuck to Coach Hong's face!
Instructor Hong spun around in the air for ten and a half weeks, spraying nosebleeds like a dead pig, and with a slap, his face was down and his buttocks were stuck on the ground!When Lin Chong touched the mop pole with his left foot on the ground, he was knocked up!The hands that were shackled in the shackles leaned forward and firmly grasped the mop pole, and the tip of the mop pole involuntarily pierced down Coach Hong's chrysanthemum!The blood bloomed into the shape of a large chrysanthemum leaf
Chai Jin remained still while spinning, his eyes widened as he recollected Lin Chong's moves just now, showing a shit-eating expression: "Damn it, this is a hero just now! Xiao Ke was really disrespectful just now." Already!"
Lin Chong hurriedly threw away the mop pole and clasped his hands together and bowed: "I still have to follow my master!"
That Chai Jin also burst into a fart, powered forward and rushed to Lin Chong's side, hugging him firmly!His arms and legs turned into a few ropes and tied a few knots on Lin Chong's body: "I won't let you run away like your master!"
"What the hell kind of arms and legs are you? You're so fucking stupid!!!"
Chai Jin looked at all the dealers: "Give Xiao Ke a banquet and treat the hero well!"
The author has something to say: It's so deserted 233. . .
☆、I really can’t think of any suitable title
A group of shopkeepers surrounded Lin Chong and Chai Jin tied to him and entered a place that looked like a living room. The wine, meat, fruit and vegetables had already been arranged. Chai Jin poured a glass of wine and held it in front of Lin Chong: "Where is the hero? ? How did you become a prisoner?"
"The villain, Lin Chong, the head of the 80 imperial guards in Tokyo, has also been sued for injustice."
"80!" Chai Jin was slightly startled: "Xiao Ke is very curious!"
Lin Chong twisted his body uncomfortably: "Can you stop tying me before you get curious..."
Chai Jin ignored him and continued: "How to solve the problem of feeding 80 people? What about toilets? Is there a toilet that can handle 80 people? And how do you get the names of 80 people each time? of?"
Lin Chong was stunned: "Can you not ask such a sharp question..."
"As the saying goes, when a pile of excrement becomes a mountain, Xianglong is proud; if a puddle of urine becomes a puddle, the water monster is wow! Xiao Ke is very curious, so answer Xiao Ke directly!" Chai Jin twisted his arms and legs and rubbed them around Lin Chong's body several times.
"Xianglong is proud of himself, and I also recognize the water monster Ulawa! Mr. Liu Yuxi is dying! Mr. Liu Yuxi is going to come out of the ground to attack you!"
"Well, throw Liu Yuxi aside, and you can answer Xiao Ke's question first, okay..." Chai Jin stuffed his head into Lin Chong's arms and looked up at him, his eyes expanded to half the size of his face, tears welling inside .
Lin Chong looked up at the ceiling so that there was not a single hair of Chai Jin in sight, and he sighed: "Well, Mr. Chai...can you stop tying me with your arms and legs..."
"Hey..." Chai Jin said disappointedly: "Isn't Xiao Ke's body jujitsu tied play uncomfortable and not in line with the instructor's mind?"
Lin Chong lowered his head and grinned, revealing a mouth full of teeth, and smiled at Chai Jin: "As long as the high officials let go of the villains, the villains will answer all the questions the high officials ask."
"Wow~!" Hearing this, Chai Jin smiled and loosened his arms and legs.
It was too late and then soon, the moment Chai Jin let go of Lin Chong, a big wave of strong fart power burst out from Lin Chong's buttocks!This fart propulsion blasts everything around it like a satellite rocket launch!Lin Chong smashed the ceiling of the living room and flew into the blue sky!
"..." Chai Jin was spat all over, he looked up at Lin Chong's ass in the sky, which was getting smaller and smaller, and stood there for a minute: "No! He wants to run! He hasn't answered my question yet!" He He just waved his hand at the dealers: "Emergency launch to pursue!"
The chrysanthemums were blooming fiercely, Lin Chong looked down and saw that Chai Jin's manor was really big and magnificent, just like the emperor's palace. . .This Chai Daguan really deserves his reputation, he really has a family background!If you make friends with him, you will definitely get a backer, but I don't want to play the bundled play again!While he was sighing, he could only hear the whizzing sound of flying behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw countless black dots soaring into the air far behind him, as if they were going to chase them!
madness!Lin Chong sneered secretly, just because the untrained chrysanthemums of you dealers want to compete with my well-trained chrysanthemums all year round?I saw him lightly twisting his abdomen, raising his buttocks and opening his chrysanthemums!The chrysanthemum seems to be divided into two rings, the outer ring continues to advance with fart power, while the inner ring shoots out countless dung bombs like a machine gun!
That's right, the person who flies ahead in the field of chrysanthemum flight has an absolute advantage!After all, once the person flying behind twists the chrysanthemum to the front, it will lose its driving force, and the person behind can only be beaten passively!
From the sky behind came the sound of 1hit2hit17hit37hit combos and the swishing sound of a human body falling from midair!Just when Lin Chong thought he was certain to win, countless dung eggs poured down from below like a torrential rain!He was taken aback and looked down to see countless high buttocks!All the farmers who bought the whole manor stood in the courtyard and launched an attack like an anti-aircraft gun with the chrysanthemums facing the sky!
I saw that the shells of the anti-aircraft gun were fired one after another, forming a large barrage of various shapes!
The barrage first formed a fishing net shape, and Lin Chong stepped out of the net pattern with more horsepower, and another barrage surged up, and a line of words was arranged: Why did the teacher run away! ?
Fuck you are so perverted, I don't run away, I'm afraid I won't be able to describe it!I still have to be worthy of my wife!Lin Chong gently twisted the chrysanthemum and began to pull the string in mid-air: the villain rushed to the prison in Cangzhou!Excuse me Excuse me!
The anti-aircraft gun fired another line of words, and this time it pulled it farther so as not to hit Lin Chong: The teacher pulled a good line at the head!Give Xiao Ke a name!
Fuck. . .Lin Chong was stunned, so he twisted the chrysanthemum and circled in the air to say the word "Chai Jin".
The anti-aircraft gun returned: Whoa!It feels so comfortable!Add another ILoveYou!
Lin Chong spat out a stream of old blood from his mouth!He deeply felt that the place was too polluted and should not stay for a long time, expanded the chrysanthemum to the largest size in his life, and blew himself out with a bang!
He burst out towards the north like this for an hour, and finally the city with the word Cangzhou hanging on the gate tower appeared in front of him!Lin Chong glanced around and crashed into the office building of Governor of Cangzhou!He rolled on the ground in an extremely coherent manner for three and a half weeks and knelt down in front of the governor with a snap: "Tokyo's new military prisoner, Lin Chong, is here to report! Hurry up! Put me in jail!"
The shock wave from Lin Chong's landing blew the black yarn off Fu Yin's head!The Fu Yin was still in shock for 30 seconds in the shock wave. Lin Chong jumped on the table and turned his head to see if anyone was chasing him, while patting the Fu Yin's face with his hands: "Tokyo's new prisoner, Lin Chong! Please put him in the prison!"
The governor waited for another 30 seconds under Lin Chong's slap combo before turning his head and shaking Lin Chong's hands away: "Don't slap me again! Is there something wrong with you? Ask to be put in prison?"
Lin Chong breathed a sigh of relief after watching for a long time that there were no pursuers. He turned his head and said, "There is nothing wrong with the villain Fu Yin! The villain just wants to atone for his sins as soon as possible in exchange for being free to serve the emperor!"
"Okay!" Fu Yin rubbed his face and shed tears: "I have been the governor of Cangzhou for many years, and this is the first time I have seen such an ambitious prisoner! He is from Tokyo. Where is the official who escorted you?"
"Report to the Governor! The officials escorting the villain are Dong Chao and Xue Ba! They were left in Chai Jin Chai's residence!"
"Oh~! Officer Chai, roar!" Hearing that Officer Chai blushed on the face of the governor: "That's it, come here! Put this person in the cell and the camp management." Call the report!"
This, this, this flush. . . !This Fu Yin is also related to that Chai Daguan. . . ?Lin Chong hurriedly followed the detainees to the cell. This Cangzhou is indeed a far-evil military state, and it is terrifying!
Entering the prison door, you will see a hall. In the center of the hall, there is a senior chair. The poor man is sitting on the senior chair with his legs crossed. His posture and bearing are several times stronger than that of Fu Yin!Lin Chong had no choice but to go forward, bow and sing a song.
The servant glanced at him: "You are a thief! Why don't you kneel down and sing a song when you see me? What kind of things did you do in Tokyo? You don't even have a face when you see me!" Uncle? Did you bring some money along the way to honor me!?"
Lin Chong bowed again: "The villain never brought any money."
"Oh shit!" The servant jumped up and pointed at the tip of Lin Chong's nose: "Look at you, you look like a thief! You are so poor and poor! You can be counted as falling into my hands! I will hang you up and call 250 immediately." Kill the mighty stick!"
Lin Chong lightly twisted the chrysanthemum and bang a fart to propel it, and it got stuck!A knee stuck to the poor face!The errand spun and knocked over the chair and stuck it on the opposite wall with nosebleeds!
The guards around were stunned. After struggling for a long time, the poor man finally stood up. He pointed at Lin Chong: "Oh, I'm going! How dare you fight back!? I'll show you how powerful I am!"
Lin Chong lightly twisted the chrysanthemum and slammed his knee into the poor face again, and stuck his head deep into the wall!
The poor man stuck his head into the wall and exhaled half-deadly: "Press...Push in..."
Lin Chong turned around again and farted in his face, then he chose a cell with good lighting and a good view, and walked in. The prisoners applauded and applauded.
Just when Lin Chong was being escorted into the cell, another MDZZ213 Masha pulled up in front of the Cangzhou camp steward's door, and saw Lu Qian and Fu An getting off from it.When the messenger was carried out by several jailers, another MDZZ213, which was stupid, stopped in front of the Fu Yin's office building, and Coach Hong waddled down from above, clutching his chrysanthemum.
At the same time, Lu Qianfu and An Hong's coach turned his face to the camera and put on scissors hands: "Foretell what will happen next and listen to the next chapter to break it down~☆!"
☆, evolved into a stork ape
The Fu Yin was still rubbing his swollen face from Lin Chong's slap, when suddenly someone came to report: "Officer Chai's residence, Instructor Hong, is visiting!"
"Mr. Chai, ah! Mr. Chai!" Fu Yin's face flushed again: "Please hurry up!"
I saw that the head coach Hong came up with his waist pouted and his buttocks clutching his chrysanthemum: "The villain's chrysanthemum is injured, so I can't give you a full salute."
"It's okay, it's okay! Let me listen to the instructions of the high officials!"
"Did Lin Chong come to report just now?"
"Oh? Indeed." Fu Yin rubbed his face: "I don't know if the Chai officer sent someone to ask what the garrison is going to do? I heard that the garrison said that the officer who escorted him was left at the official's mansion. "
"What Lin Chong said is true, those two officials are indeed serving as slaves to build a house in the mansion." Instructor Hong nodded: "This Lin Chong is the instructor of the 80 Imperial Guards in Tokyo. A good hand! The villain's injury was caused by him, and the officials appreciate him very much, so I came here to ask Mr. Fu Yin to take more care of him."
"How can Xiu that Chai Jin tie a new love again!? Obviously I already have me!" Fu Yin said angrily, "No wonder I haven't come to visit for so long!"
"..." Professor Hong turned his head and looked at the camera: "It seems that he knows something important." Then he turned his head back: "Anyway, please take care of the governor...in a few days, the high officials will come in person Thank you at the door!"
"Ah! Personally!" Fu Yin blushed all over his face: "Okay!"
"My name is Fu'an, and people in Jianghu call it a dry head bird." Fu'an cupped his fists at the camp manager.
"My next name is Lu Qian, people in the Jianghu are called... oh, there are no people in the Jianghu." Lu Qian thought for a while, then gave Fu An a blank look, and then clasped his fists at the camp manager in embarrassment.
"You two are here to find trouble!!!" The battalion manager slapped the table!
"..." Lu Qian scratched his head: "We came here to entrust you with something important, how come it's just asking for trouble?"
"These nimas are all called by their names and called by people in the Jianghu!" Ying Guan patted the table angrily: "How should a character like me who didn't even explain the name and the name of the Jianghu in the original work answer? How uncomfortable is that? !?"
"...Ahhh! I'm really sorry!" Lu Qian panicked: "If you like it, you can take the names and nicknames of the two of us as you like!"
"Fuck you two! Who cares about such a bad name and nickname!" The camp manager continued to pat the table with a look of color on his face!
"Fuck you little battalion manager, you're going to push yourself!" Lu Qian was about to charge forward!
Fu'an reached out to stop him: "Master Ying Guan, I think you don't like us very much."
"Nonsense! You don't look like a serious person with a hippie smiling face and hunched over!"
Fu An groped in his arms: "Although people are not serious people, this thing is still very serious." In his palm stood a gleaming ingot of gold!
Ying Guan stood up with a hippie smile, hunched over and wrapped his hands around Fu An's hand holding gold: "What orders do you have~! The villain will do his best and die~!"
Let's say that Lin rushed into the big prison, and the prisoners around him all came to pay homage, and said in unison: "Boss!"
"Bai, bai, bai, you can't afford it." Lin Chong helped him up one by one, and one of the old ones burst into tears after being lifted up: "The management and dispatch of the Cangzhou prison camp are very harmful. , Just extort people’s property! If you use too much, I will give you a good room. If you don’t use it, you will be beaten to death and thrown into the dungeon to survive! The boss will help the prison today! People get revenge!"
"It's serious, the villain just doesn't like him." As Lin Chong said, the prisoners poured out the best hay mat and sat on it.
After sitting for about half an hour, I heard someone shouting: "Which one is Lin Chong, the new assistant from Tokyo?
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