Water Xu Chuan

After passing the stove, he raised his head high towards Gao Yanei!

"Lady!" Lin Chong shouted and broke in through the door!He kicked Gao Yanei who was kneeling on the ground to the ground, stepped on Gao Yanei's body and hugged Mrs. Lin!Mrs. Lin fell silent, and the stove in her hand fell to the ground with a loud crash.

The stove rolled down along Lin Chong's back with a thump and hit Gao Yanei's back with a bang!Gao Yanei raised his head and grinned, spitting out a fountain of blood!Lin Chong and Lin Niangzi kissed affectionately beside the blood fountain. . .

Lin Chong slowly moved his mouth away, and opened his mouth to spit out the Xuanmai he got from the lady's mouth. He questioned Jin'er: "Didn't you say that Xuanmai is only taken out when I can't describe it!?"

"But madam is so happy..." Jin'er pouted.

"Whether it's good or bad, today is still your credit." Lin Chong turned around and kicked the stove and pulled Gao Ya Nei from the ground: "Stop pestering my wife again! If you dare to come again..." He used another The index finger and middle finger of one hand held Xuanmai's wrapping paper and shook it in front of Gao Yanei, the silver letter S on Xuanmai shook Gao Yanei's epilepsy!

"Don't dare anymore, don't dare anymore..." Fu An obediently rushed up, smiling apologetically, and opened Lin Chong's hand finger by finger, and those hooligans lifted Gao Ya Nei carefully and hurried away.

Lin Chong gritted his teeth looking at their backs, and suddenly realized how do they know I'm not at home?Could it be that they colluded with Lu Qian! ?Thinking of this, he took a sharp knife and rushed out of the house and went straight to the restaurant just now!Do you think that Lu Qian and I were young, and they even teamed up with the people in Gao Yanei to play tricks on me?

Where is the shadow of Lu Qian in the restaurant?Lin Chong ran to Lu Qian's house but couldn't find it, so he gritted his teeth and went home.

In addition, Gao Yanei was immediately diagnosed as having a concussion in the brain, the brain was shaking and the cerebellum was ringing, and he was directly sent to the intensive care unit. Such a serious injury finally alarmed Gao Qiu. He stood in Gao Yanei with tears in his face. The side of the hospital bed clenched his hand.

Gao Yanei seemed to be dying, he slowly opened his mouth and looked at Gao Qiu's still cute pink hair: "Daddy...don't blame the child?"

Gao Qiu shook his head and choked: "How could I blame Xiao Ya Nei? Huh... As long as Xiao Ya Nei is fine, I'll be fine no matter what..."

"My child's illness...just because of a woman." Gao Yanei wiped Gao Qiu's tears with trembling hands.

"A woman? Why, does that woman still look down on my little yamen?" Gao Qiu was taken aback: "Where is the woman, Daddy decides for you!"

"Daddy may not be able to make the decision this time..."

"Even the emperor has to listen to Daddy! What kind of woman is it! Daddy has to make decisions for you this time!"

"That woman...is a married woman."

"..." Gao Qiu was taken aback again: "My child, your hobby is not right!"

Gao Yanei immediately tilted his neck: "Daddy... Let's go to the next life... to be father and son again!"

"Damn it!" Gao Qiu panicked: "Cheer up, baby! Whose family's daughter-in-law Daddy snatched it for you!"

Gao Yanei's neck twisted back in a jerk, his eyes shot out a golden light and he said articulately, "This is the daughter-in-law of Lin Chong, the 80 Imperial Army coach under Daddy's account!"

"You're so fucking fine!!!" Gao Lian threw the hospital bed away!

Gao Yanei poked his head out from under the overturned bed and cried, "QAQ Daddy! You promised me everything!"

"I even brought QAQ!" Gao Qi pinched the side of the hospital bed and was about to throw it out, and then he settled down: "No, I am the soul protagonist of this work! I can't just because of a few slots It will degenerate into a joke!"

"That's right! I'm the son of the soul protagonist of this work! I can't just hang up because of a slight injury!" Gao Yanei jumped out from under the bed like a zombie.

"But how to get Lin Chong's daughter-in-law..."

"Well, I heard that there is a bunch of gods enshrined in the White Tiger Festival Hall of the Taiwei Mansion?" Gao Yanei blinked cunningly.

Let’s talk about how Lu Qian dared not go home, so he hid in Taiwei’s mansion all the time. Lin Chong blocked him in front of Taiwei’s mansion for three consecutive days when he couldn’t find him at his house.

At lunch on the fourth day, Lu Zhishen came to Lin Chong's house: "What is the teacher busy with? We can't see each other for days."

"Little brother is depressed for a while, so he is not allowed to visit senior brother, forgive me."

"How can anyone say forgiveness? Sajia doesn't like this bunch of nonsense. If you want forgiveness, you will have to be fined!" Lu Zhishen patted him, but in fact, organizing those gangsters to dig that cesspit these days is not a little bit crazy. The trace of the king's throne made him feel a little bored.

"It's all up to senior brother." Lin Chong replied that the two went to the restaurant together for a drink, and finally forgot about these crap things.

The drink was almost done, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen settled the bill and staggered out, a big man in an old shirt was sitting in front of the restaurant, holding a wooden box with a straw watch on it , I could only hear the big man yelling: "I don't know you! I'm so good at it!"

Lin Chong didn't pay any attention to it, he just talked to Lu Zhishen, and the big man followed behind them and yelled: "What a treasure! It's a pity that we don't meet anyone who knows!"

Lin Chong was a little bored, and even chatted with Lu Zhishen about today's weather, and the big man yelled behind them: "Big Tokyo! No one knows Xiang!"

Lin Chong turned his head suddenly: "Damn brother, are you sick!!? Selling Xiang???"

The big man took the opportunity to lift the lid of the wooden box!There was only a strange smell, and there was a jasper-colored tiger-shaped Xiang at the bottom of the box!

Both Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen were taken aback for a moment!The color and texture of this Xiang is worthy of being sold!Even Shi Jin and Zhiqian couldn't pull off such a lustrous Xiang!Lu Zhishen stretched out his hand uncontrollably: "That man Wu! Take it over and have a look!"

The big man didn't go with him, and just handed the box to Lin Chong. Lin Chong took the box and looked at it with Zhishen, only to see that Xiang was dazzling and cold, looking like a lake of ice water from a distance, but looking like a jadeite jade up close. Snow; densely covered with flying patterns, how can pearls and emeralds compare; flying across the sky, barbecue steaks are hard to wait for!Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen looked at it and said, "It's so flying! Who is it and what kind of chrysanthemum can pull such a flying chrysanthemum!"

The big man patted the box: "It is said that the ancestors ate the stone that the Nuwa mended the sky! It took seven to seven generations and 49 generations to carve it with chrysanthemums to form it!"

Lin Chong was even more taken aback: "Who is your ancestor?"

The big man lowered his head: "It's not good to say anything, but it's shameful to kill someone!"

Lin Chong nodded: "Then I won't ask again, how much do you want to sell this Xiang?"

The big man said: "The asking price is 50 taels of gold, but the real price is 20 taels of gold."

"Are you a bird man trying to snatch it?" Lu Zhishen was not happy when he heard it: "It would be worthwhile if you can pull out the tutorial of Xiangxiang, but a pile of Xiangxiang for viewing will cost 20 taels of gold?"

"20 taels is worth it." Lin Chong nodded: "I bought it, brother likes to play with it at any time."

Lu Zhishen curled his lips: "This thing is really worthless, no matter how we look at it, we can't pull it out."

"Aha, after a while, my teacher, Brother Pinxiang Zhidao." Lin Chong waved to the big man: "Come with me to the house to get money."

Go home and give the money to the big man. Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen watched the flying at his house until dark. After Lu Zhishen returned to the vegetable garden, Lin Chong watched the flying carefully for two hours: "It's so beautiful! The White Tiger Festival in Taiwei's Mansion!" It is said that the hall enshrines a bunch of gods, I don't know how it compares with this one!"

Lin Chong offered Na Xiang on the table that night, and got up again before dawn the next day to continue watching.

This time I looked at breakfast, and just after breakfast, I heard someone knocking on the door: "Master Lin? Is Mr. Lin at home? There is a message from the Taiwei!"

"Oh? The Taiwei has nothing to say to me for a long time..." Lin Chong opened the door, only to see two people dressed as officials outside: "I don't know what's the matter with the Taiwei?"

The two men dressed as official servants stood at attention with straight expressions and serious words, and said with a serious voice: "By God, the author said, predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, Ming Xiang Gao Xuan

The two official servants continued to say with serious expressions, "This is it!"

"Second brothers, this is the next chapter." Lin Chong reminded in a low voice, "What message is Taiwei Gao going to send?"

"Oh, this is the next chapter..." One of the officials scratched his head: "The Taiwei heard that you bought a bunch of perfect Xiang, and I want you to go over and show it to him. wait."

"I didn't seem to have any acquaintances who saw me when I bought the xiang yesterday, and who was so talkative to tell the Taiwei?" Lin Chong was hesitating and urged the two officials: "Hurry up, the instructor, it's not good to keep the Taiwei waiting for too long. "

Lin Chong looked at the faces of the two officials: "I've seen everyone in the Taiwei's mansion, but where are you two from? Never seen them before?"

"The villain was just assigned to the Taiwei's residence yesterday."

"..." Lin Chong frowned, changed into his clothes, picked up the treasure chest containing flying, and went out.

The three of them went straight to the front of the mansion without saying a word, but there was no Taiwei in front of the mansion, so the two led Lin Chong into the middle hall, then turned to the screen, entered the back hall, passed two or three gates, and arrived at a place like a hall. , Surrounded by green railings, the environment is quiet and elegant, and there are bonsai rockeries everywhere, the two said: "Instructor, please wait here, we will report to the Taiwei."

Lin Chong was standing in the hall with his xiang in his hands. The two officials had gone to have a pile of shit and they still didn't come out. Lin Chong was suspicious, so he looked around and saw a gold plaque on the top of the hall. On the plaque was a jasper The completed four characters - White Tiger Festival Hall!

This White Tiger Festival Hall is a place where the most precious white tiger is enshrined!The emperor often comes here to discuss important matters with the military ministers!How dare to trespass without reason!Lin Chong shuddered and was about to go out in a hurry, but as soon as he turned around, he bumped into someone!

Lin Chong was taken aback. He saw that the man was wearing an official uniform and the pair of sneakers that he had brought with him when he was born. The mohawk with cute pink hair was swaying in the wind!Isn't this Captain Gao?He hastily bowed to the ground and sang promises.

The Taiwei Gao scolded directly: "Lin Chong! This White Tiger Festival Hall is a place to discuss important matters of Laxiang! Do you know the law for breaking into the White Tiger Festival Hall without authorization?"

"Reporting to the Taiwei, the two officials have sent a message that the Taiwei wants a villain to come."

"Where are the two officials?"

"They said they were going to report to the Taiwei."

"Nonsense! When will I ask someone to call you here!?" Gao Qi reached out and lifted the lid of the wooden box and trembled: "What is this you are holding!?"

"Reporting to Taiwei, this is the Xiang that the villain bought on the street yesterday."

"This... This is clearly the White Tiger God Flying enshrined in the White Tiger Festival Hall!"

Lin Chong was stunned: "Nani? What the hell is this white tiger flying?"

Gao Qiu pointed at him: "Good Lin Chong! You broke into the White Tiger Festival Hall and stole Shen Xiang! If it wasn't for the officials who ran into him, you would have almost stolen Xiang Xiang and fled! Come on!" The stubborn big man ran up and pinned him to the ground and tied him up!

Lin Chong instantly understood, routine, all this is a routine!Is it possible to stay in this world?Buy Tuoxiang can meet such a big routine!

Gao Qiu picked up the wooden box containing the flying: "Push it to Kaifeng Mansion for me, and chop it up!"

At that time, the official of the Kaifeng Prefecture was surnamed Teng, and it happened that the case had not been dismissed that day. Lin Chong was forced to kneel in front of the official of the Teng Prefecture and shouted, "I am wronged!"

"Lin Chong, as a teacher, why don't you know the law? Trespassing in the festival hall and stealing Shenxiang are all crimes to be damned! What is wronged!?" Tengfu Yin slapped the gavel tree!

"That's right, what Fu Yin said is true! As a coach, why don't I know the rules? Is there something wrong with me when I ran to the festival hall to fly in broad daylight!" Lin Chong replied tearfully.

"Yeah, no one would do that..." Tengfu Yin muttered: "No, the direction of the problem is wrong, Lin Chong!" He slapped the gavel again: "You plan to steal Xiang back to do it. What!?"

"This Xiang was sold by a big man on the street yesterday! Wife and brother can all testify!"

"Your wife and your senior brother? Didn't they testify to cover you up!"

"Then Fu Yin, please listen to the question. What is the purpose of stealing flying for no reason? Then something as precious as the white tiger flying can't be sold or shown to others, right?"

"This..." Tengfu Yin showed embarrassment: "Maybe it's just for food?"

Lin Chong was angry and funny: "Master Fu Yin, forgive me, let the villain pull a lump for you to eat on the spot for me to see?"

Just next to him is Kong Mu, whose surname is Sun Mingding. He is a straightforward boy with a heart for good, and he is called Sun Fo'er.He opened the mouth and said: "Since Mr. Fu Yin has put forward this hypothesis, he should personally eat a lump in public to make this hypothesis valid."

Tengfu Yin couldn't hold back his face anymore: "Your uncle, well, there is really no reason to sneak."

"Yes!" Lin Chong burst into tears: "Then let the villain start from the beginning... A few days ago at the Yue Temple Temple Fair, Gao Yanei, the son of the Taiwei, took a fancy to my wife and insisted on molesting my wife, but he was driven back by the villain but failed. And go to the villain's house to moleste the villain while the villain is not at home! You can't succeed even if you try again, this dare to act out of your father's tricks to intimidate the villain!"

Everyone in Tokyo knew who Gao Ya Nei was, and Sun Ding went to the Teng Fu Yin and whispered: "The Gao Ya Nei snatched another family's wife and daughter to intervene with a third party. Lin Chong was wronged for this matter."

"Of course I can understand this, but can you offend this Captain Gao?" Tengfu Yin whispered to Sun Ding.

"Can Fu Yin recognize these four characters?" Sun Ding stretched out his hand, pointing directly at the top of the hall, the four characters 'Ming Xiang Gao Hang' above his head and a tuft of Xiang hanging by a rope beside him.

"...The mirror has turned into a flying mirror! The well-hanging mirror has turned into a flying mirror! You don't know when it will fall and smash someone's head!"

"As Kaifeng government officials, we have to learn the spirit of Lord Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian, don't we!"

"Spirit can't be eaten, can't be used as money, can't be used as black dress..."

"But! My lord, do you still remember that night of thunderstorms and heavy rain decades ago! That young man who stood at a wild 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky was ignorant and ignorant but full of dreams and courage! He took the first step towards this officialdom! step! I swear to be an upright official! A good official!" Sun Ding spoke vigorously and drooled!

"... Will that kind of small and fresh scene like a movie really exist..."

"My lord, please be clear! For the promise you made when you were a child! For your dream! For this bright cloud on top of your head not to confuse you and me!"

"Go ahead with your promises and dreams, so that you don't get confused by Xiang, it's serious!" Tengfu Yin grabbed the table in front of him and threw it out: "Don't tell me, shut up! What a joke!!!"

Sun Dingyou flashed to Lin Chong's back, pulled his face from behind him, and said with a grimace: "Master Fu Yin... If you make a mistake in judging the case, the ghost of an unjust death will not let you go... They'll fly through your meal, your seat, and even your shoes!!!"

"Fuck, I don't say anything on the food and seats. It's in the shoes!!! What kind of ghost is this? It's too scary!!!" Teng Fuyin realized that he was complaining again without knowing it, so he covered his mouth, he Gathered up my mind and cleared my throat: "Your official is as bright as a mirror, as clear as water! Adhering to the spirit and will of Master Bao Zheng, you are indeed wronged when you judge the prisoner Lin Chong... But Captain Gao doesn't look good. ...the death penalty is waived, but the living penalty cannot be escaped! You will be punished with twenty sticks on the spine, and you will be stabbed far away from the evil army state!"

But Lin Chong in the audience had another life with tears in his eyes, he bowed down and bowed down: "Thank you Kongmu! Thank you Fu Yin!"

Sun Ding pulled his face in dissatisfaction: "My surname is not Xie, but my surname is Sun."

"..."

☆, the baby is about to die!

The governor immediately decided the case, and presented Lin Chong's confession at the gate of the Kaifeng mansion for the soldiers and civilians to read.On the same day, he gave Lin Chong twenty spine sticks and pierced his cheeks, and got two eunuchs to escort him to Cangzhou according to the distance of the place.

When I was dispatched to Cangzhou, I was most worried about my wife. The life and death of Yuan Ei Junzhou is unpredictable, I am afraid that I will not be able to reunite in this life, and if I am not in Bianliang, who knows what will happen to Gaoya Nei?It was wrong to think about it, but he was nailed to the wooden yoke and escorted out of the Kaifeng mansion. The people in front of the mansion, his wife and father-in-law Zhang Jiaotou all surrounded him.

He looked at his wife and father-in-law and sighed: "Find someone who writes paperwork, and get a pen and paper."

Immediately, a neighbor picked up a pen and paper, and Lin Chong said he was writing, only to hear: "Lin Chong was assassinated in Cangzhou because he committed a serious crime. His wife, Zhang, was young, and he was willing to issue a letter of divorce, allowing him to remarry, without disputes! "

Mrs. Lin burst into tears immediately: "Sister! What can I do to you? How can you divorce me!?"

Lin Chong closed his eyes and continued: "Miss Wanwang, don't waste your youth because of a villain. I'm afraid you won't have a certificate in the future. Let this be evidence!" After the handprint was settled, Mrs. Lin cried and fainted to the ground!Instructor Zhang and a group of people rushed to rescue him, and he woke up after half a salary.When Lin Chong saw that she was awake, he took the divorce letter and her father-in-law, looked solemnly at her, turned around and strode away.

Let’s talk about the two officials who escorted him to Cangzhou, one named Dong Chao and the other Xue Ba. They put Lin Chong in a cell and then went home to pack their luggage, only to leave at dawn the next day.

"What do you want to bring?" Xue Ba asked Dong Chao: "Fuck, I have to send it to Cangzhou! It's so far away, my baby is so good!"

"Well..." Dong Chao scratched his head: "It's very simple, I will take you, you will take the money, you must take the money, you must take the money, you must take the money! The important thing is to say Three times!"

"Ah, baby with money... Then what else do you want?"

"And then it's gone, oh yes, I need Master Bei's wilderness survival guide." Dong Chao picked up a video CD.

"Wait, old Dong, don't you feel that money and Master Pei's survival guide are a pair of contradictory things? If you bring money, you must have a shop to spend it, and the survival guide needs to be used in places where there are no people. The two are contradictory things!"

"Old Xue..." Dong Chao looked at Xue Ba with caring eyes: "It's so far from Cangzhou, do you know where there are people and where there are no people?"

"Baby has never been there, how does baby know!"

"From one point of view, these are contradictory things, but from another point of view, they are complementary things. With them, no matter where there are people or where there are no people, we can all do our best!"

"Fuck, old Dong, it's the first time we've been together for so many years that I feel how smart you are!" Xue Ba went to get the money admiringly—turned his porcelain piggy bank upside down and shook it for a long time, and two coins came out and put them in his pocket. Then I looked at the things I planned to bring around: "Oh, it would be great if the baby had a caravan, you can take everything you want!"

"You two officials, do you want an RV?" Suddenly such a voice came from the door. Dong Chao and Xue Ba raised their heads and saw a fair-skinned, slightly fat man with a mustache baring his face in front of the door. Teeth grinning hippie smiley.

"I'm sorry you got it wrong." Dong Chao closed the door with a bang!

"Hey! Why is the door closed!?"

Dong Chao shrugged: "The attitude is so good, he is either engaged in pyramid schemes or selling insurance."

"Oh! Old Dong, you are really getting smarter."

"I'm not engaged in pyramid schemes, let alone selling insurance!" The man poked his head out of the window, still smiling: "Want an RV? Walk out now, and you can get free Mashala, which is exclusively titled and sponsored by the Taiwei Mansion." Land MDZZ213 luxury RV! This is a rare opportunity and places are limited, so what are you waiting for!"

Dong Chao closed the window: "Ma De is mentally retarded."

"...you two, don't toast and don't eat fine wine! Tell you the truth! I am Lu Yuhou, Taiwei Gao's confidant!" Lu Qian exploded outside!Kick the door open!

"Fish monkey!!?" Xue Ba was stunned: "Baby has heard of lemurs, horse monkeys, macaques and golden monkeys! What kind of monkey is this fish monkey?"

Lu Qian supported his forehead in pain: "Ma De is mentally retarded..."

"Official position!" Dong Chao muttered to Xue Ba in a hurry and bowed: "Since you are the Marquis of the Taiwei Mansion, what's the point of coming to see me?"

Lu Qian's enthusiasm was all wiped out, and he was expressionless: "The road from Bianliang to Cangzhou is a long way and the road is difficult. The Taiwei was afraid that the two officials would be tired, so he specially sponsored this horse. Ladi MDZZ213 luxury car."

"Nani!?" Xue Ba rushed out in three steps, only to see a shiny luxury carriage parked in front of the door!In front are two fine horses!At the rear is a carriage with a size of twenty square meters!When you open the door curtain and look inside, you can see that the bed and toilet are all available!He stood there stunned: "Damn it, it's true! The baby is so good!"

"Pure biodynamic, energy-saving and environmentally friendly second-row cylinders! This is the Masha Ladi MDZZ213 luxury car! Taiwei Mansion's exclusive title sponsorship!" Seeing Xue Ba's reaction, Lu Qian also smiled slightly.

"Then, please tell me in the room, what do you need the villain to do?" Dong Chao waved his hand, and Lu Qian walked into the room, and saw that this was the shared room of Dong Chao and Xue Ba, and the room was messy. It was shocking, Lu Qian stopped after taking a step: "No, let's just whisper at this door."

Lu Qian immediately changed his serious face: "The two of you will escort Na Lin Chong to Cangzhou tomorrow morning."

Dong Chao's expression also became serious: "That's right."

"Today, this confession was presented by the Kaifeng government. It is well known that Lin Chong and Lord Yamen are in a difficult situation. Then I don't need to say more. You two find a secluded place to deal with him, and then go to Cangzhou to get the paper back. It's over when you get back." Lu Qian took out a dozen taels of gold in his pocket and stuffed them into Dong Chao's hands: "After the matter is completed, the Taiwei will add officials to you and divide the house."

Dong Chao's expression became more serious: "But this is illegal..."

"When you two are small officials, when will you have a bright future? When will you buy a house and marry a wife to honor your parents?" Lu Qianyu patted Dong Chao's shoulder earnestly: "Life's troughs and peaks are just a matter of life." Between your thoughts."

"Babies don't want to marry a wife. The two of you are fine together." Xue Ba poked his head out from the side and interjected. Lu Qian held his forehead with one hand and pressed his face with the other to push him away.

Dong Chao squeezed the gold in his hands, and he smiled solemnly: "Peak."

Lu Qian also laughed, and pointed at Dong Chao with his index finger: "Hey! Peak! Peak!"

"Top bee!!?" Xue Ba was stunned: "Baby has heard of bees, wasps, hornets and Sabah bees! What kind of bee is this top bee?"

Lu Qian ignored Xue Ba this time, he cupped his hands and said, "Then I'll take care of you two, I'll report back to the Taiwei right away and wait for the good news from you two!"

Dong Chao also cupped his hands, and Xue Ba rested his chin on Dong Chao's shoulder: "What kind of bee is this peak?"

Dong Chao stretched out his hand and stuffed the twelve taels of gold into his mouth: "It's a delicious bee."

"Howling Defeng? Oh my god, what a big piece of gold! The baby has never seen such a big piece of gold!"

☆、Comfortable RV travel

The next day's weather was very clear, Dong Chao and Xue Ba escorted Lin Chong out of the cell, and put him directly into the horse MDZZ213 at the door.

Lifting the curtain and looking out, you can see the ordinary street scenes in the past, those street scenes are so ordinary, even when you own them, you will not feel any happiness.But when in front of him is the long road to success, and the unpredictable Yuan Ei Junzhou, all these ordinary things suddenly become very precious. . .Looking at those street scenes, Lin Chong wished to engrave every speck of dust and every tile into his eyes.

Just as he was lingering, two familiar figures came into view, they were the lady with brocade, waiting outside the cell. . .Lin Chong loosened his hand, and the curtain came down to cover his face. He only heard the sound of horseshoes rattling, wheels rolling, and expected to drive out of a street. Then he secretly opened the curtain again, and the sun outside the window shone brightly. The corners of his slightly moist eyes.

"Baby is so happy! Such a big RV! Is it really for nothing?" Xue Ba sat on the front of the car and squeezed the joystick. He suddenly looked serious and slapped Dong Chao on the shoulder next to him hard.

"What?" Dong Chao turned his head.

"There is no free lunch in this world! This car was given to us for nothing, could it be you..." Xue Ba became excited: "Could it be that you had some ulterior chrysanthemum deal with that person last night!!!"

"How is it possible!" Dong Chao also became excited: "How many years have we lived together and you still doubt my single-mindedness?? It was also the first time I saw that person last night!"

"The person I met for the first time gave you this fool?" Xue Ba looked suspicious: "Baby doesn't believe it! Baby wants to check your chrysanthemum!"

"Investigate! Who is afraid of whom!!!" Dong Chao lifted the curtain of the car door, and saw Lin Chong inside, and then he remembered that this is not a pleasant RV trip!There's another prisoner here!We were talking so loud just now!This prisoner could not be. . .Thinking of this, Dong Chao couldn't bear it anymore: "Hey that prickly man!"

Lin Chong only looked at the street scene and was sentimental, but he didn't really hear what they shouted. He turned his head when he heard someone calling him in the carriage: "En?"

Dong Chao had a fierce look on his face: "You are so kind! Do you feel too comfortable that we didn't escort you to Cangzhou on foot? Why don't you come out and drive for me!"

"Yes... the villain knows his mistake." Lin Chong sighed in his heart. He was really bullied by dogs. Thinking of my ability as the instructor of the 80 imperial army, even the generals should respect me a little. This little boy A small yamen servant. . .

Xue Ba followed Dong Chao and squeezed in: "Hey! Let the baby check your chrysanthemum carefully!"

Lin Chong looked at the gap between the door curtains, and indeed he had already driven to other streets where it was hard to be seen by acquaintances. He sighed again, twisted the shackles around his neck with difficulty, and sat awkwardly on the driver's seat of that stupid MDZZ213.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it's really surprising to see it!There is only a steering wheel, an accelerator and a brake in the driver's seat, and there is no such thing as a whip to drive the horse!Lin Chong looked at the two horses in surprise, so how does this cart control the progress of the two horses?

Thinking of this, he stepped on the accelerator, and saw two fishing rods protruding from the top of the carriage, and two fresh green grasses hung from the ends of the fishing rods, hanging down in front of the two horses!A sweet voice prompt came from the driver's seat: "The current speed is [-] miles." '

Lin Chong was shocked, now is the Song Dynasty, and there is such a high technology?As he thought about it, he stepped on the gas pedal again, and two skewers protruded from the top of the carriage, drooping in front of the two horses!I only heard the driver's seat prompt: "The current speed is forty miles." '

Lin Chong stepped on the gas pedal again, only to see two mosaic sticks protruding from the driver's seat!The stick can't be described into the chrysanthemums of the two horses without any explanation!The two horses snorted and exploded out!I only heard the driver's seat prompt: "The current speed is [-] miles." '

This is the bustling city of Bianliang, it's dangerous to drive such a big car on the street at a speed of [-] miles per second!Naturally, there were no motorized lanes in the Song Dynasty, and the place where the horse drove past was full of people jumping on their backs!

Lin Chong pinched the steering wheel in a panic and tried his best to avoid the pedestrians and vendors on the road. . .I saw that when the steering wheel was turned to the left, several whips emerged from the right side of the driver's seat to slap the horse's right buttocks, and when the steering wheel was turned to the right, several whips appeared from the left side of the driver's seat to slap the horse's buttocks. On the left buttocks, the two horses whipped by those small whips are squeaking and snorting again and again!

"Although this design is very exquisite, why is the horse shaking M!!!" Lin Chong twisted the steering wheel with difficulty while complaining. . .That horse stupidly finally bumped out of the city crookedly!

It's not good to collide like this, even if you don't hit pedestrians and buildings, it's not good to accidentally injure some flowers and plants!It was only then that Lin Chong remembered that there were brakes!He stepped on the brake!

I saw the two horses turned their heads, and the two trembling souls on their heads were burning fiercely: "You fellow! Brake or something elegant butterfly!! Let the little leather whip come more violently! !!"

Lin Chong was stunned: "What kind of horse is this!??"

A sweet voice prompt came from the driver's seat below him again: "Brake failure, hum you two little sufferers!"Since you want it, I will give you more! 'After that, a large piece of rope sprayed out from the roof of the car and neatly bound the two horses' tortoise shells!There were even two water guns protruding from the roof of the car, spraying hot wax on the two horses!

Lin Chong was stunned: "What kind of car is this!!!???"

Those two horses snorted loudly, and their four hooves rolled into a storm! ! !The sweet notification came out again: "The current speed is 250 miles~ please fasten your seat belt, when you open your eyes again, you will arrive at the end of this journey and life - heaven!" '

"Fuck, you're going to heaven before you even get to the far-evil military state!?" Lin Chong looked around while groaning, "Where is it!? Where is the seat belt!?"

The notification sound was still sweet: "I'm really sorry, the manufacturer thought that the carriage would not reach the speed that would throw people out and fall to death, so they didn't install it. By the way, which carriage will install seat belts?"But hey, no one would have thought that this carriage would have the speed to throw people out and fall to death!That's right, it was such a surprise!We are ready to set off a historic change in the installation of seat belts in horse-drawn carriages!Passenger, are you ready to trade your life for this change? ? '

"Get ready for your sister!!!" Lin Chong stood up from the driver's seat: "Life is at stake! I have to jump out of the car first!"

'Damn it, you still want to jump out of the car! ? 'The sweet system sound came out, and a large piece of rope was sprinkled from the roof of the car again!Before Lin Chong could react, he was tied up by the pile of ropes and tortoise shells!

Lin Chong fell down on the car with a thud, and he looked at the flying sky in the distance and sighed: "My lady... I, Lin Chong, I'm afraid I really can't see you again...don't wait for me, find me Just marry a good man... Let's continue our relationship in the next life!"

When the mortal flag was standing, a horse suddenly foamed at the mouth and lost its pace!The horse rolled its eyes: "No way! Its comfortable legs are limp!" The other horse also foamed: "Ah, I'm about to die too..."

The beep in the driver's seat reprimanded: "Fucking man, isn't the most important thing is stamina!"You two scumbags! 'As soon as the words fell, a horse's leg softened and the whole horse was paralyzed!Before the other horse slowed down, it flipped the car over and plunged into a large and sinister forest in front of it!

Lin Chong felt his world spinning for a while, and his whole body fell to the ground like a bowl of rice with the car!He lay on the ground and blinked for a long time: "Ouch? You're not dead!"

After the sudden turn of events, Dong Chao and Xue Ba climbed out of the overturned compartment with their trousers in their hands, their heads covered with blood. Dong Chao cried bitterly when he saw the tragedy: "Damn it! My Maserati MDZZ213!!!”

Lin Chong half sat up on the ground: "My condolences..."

Xue Ba pointed at him: "The baby is happy! Can you still make people happy?"

"...sorry......"

Dong Chao looked around for a while, and saw that the big forest was smoky and deep, quiet and deep, and there was no one around. There was a big stone tablet beside the road with the words "wild boar forest" engraved on it. . .He tightened his belt: "That's fine... that's it." He turned around and took out a water and fire stick from the carriage.

"That's it? What are you talking about, Old Dong?"

Dong Chao climbed