Water Xu Chuan

With a face: "Ah Lin Chong! Master Lin! Thanks to Master Lin! With my ass motivation to push and pull names, I must make the Chai officials admire and respect me so much!"

Shi Pai was almost crushed to death by Fu Yin. . .He also spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Master Fu Yin... a murder has occurred... the forage yard of the army... burnt..."

Fu Yin's eyes were filled with pink hearts of happiness: "If you come out, come out~! If you burn it, you will burn it~! Mr. Chai sent me a letter! A love letter with pink hearts drawn!"

"Human life is at stake... this border military state... the forage field of the army is related to the supply of the army and the victory or defeat of the battle..." The dispatcher was pinched, full of tears and desperately trying to understand the righteousness.

"Ah! What the hell! If you die, you will die! If you lose, you will lose! Jobs are precious, but black clothes are more expensive. If it is for the sake of foundation, both can be discarded!" Dial away and look in the direction of Chai Jin's manor. . .Those hazy and deep eyes seemed to see him and Chai Jin embracing through the wind, snow and dark sky. . .

look at that!ah. . .They love each other; ah. . .They entered the palace of marriage together; ah. . .They quarreled all day, and finally hugged the crystallization of their love-a crying baby. . .

Fu Yin rested his chin on one hand in distress: "Oh, I don't even have a name, so I'll take his surname as Chai... What's my name..."

Fu Yin let go of one hand and was almost relieved, he panted roughly: "Ya Die, don't go on talking... You can make up the previous ones, but you will never be able to make up the crystallization of love if you make up your head and rot all your brains." It’s just a birth... and that’s a lie to you... Official Chai didn’t give you a letter!"

The peach heart in Fu Yin's eyes finally dissipated a little, he was stunned and put his ear close to the poor's mouth: "Excuseme?"

The messenger said in a daze, "It's just made up by the battalion management to deceive you."

The love in Fu Yin's eyes loosened a little more, and he put his ear as close as possible to Chaba's mouth: "Excusez-moi?"

差拨厌恶的向后仰了仰：“换一种语言问也是一样！你在那太碍事了！府里有案子皇上有圣旨都支不开你所以才这样说的！”

The peach heart in Fu Yin's eyes completely disappeared, he rubbed his ears against the poor mouth and shouted: "What the hell are you talking about!?"

The messenger yelled loudly into his ear: "I said!!! Chai didn't write to you!!! You are Sabi!!!"

Fu Yin's hands pressed down on one of the poor's shoulders with one hand, and there was only a hissing sound. The legendary picture of tearing up devils appeared in this book again!The whole person was torn in half and fell in a pool of blood in the snow!

Fu Yin panted heavily and closed his eyes, he turned around slowly and walked towards Cangzhou City.

There was a faint sound of footsteps around him, and a person caught up with him: "The forage field has been burned."

Fu Yin nodded: "I know."

"Those two people came here from Tokyo to kill me, and I killed them."

Fu Yin nodded: "I killed it too."

"What now."

Fu Yin turned his head, he and Lin Chong had the same sadness in their eyes, Chai Jin didn't send him a letter, he was just happy in vain, Lin Chong burned the forage field and killed people, there was almost no way to return to Tokyo Live the days of happiness and stability.

"Fire in the forage yard is a capital crime. Murder is a capital crime. Two deaths come together, and there is no escape." Fu Yin sighed: "I don't have to wear this black gauze."

Lin Chong stopped in his tracks, and the flying snowflakes sliced ​​across his face like sharp blades, cutting out his stiff smile: "There is another way, sir, you are not irreversible."

Fu Yin raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Lin Chong's gaze was lost in the dark sky through the wind and snow: "The camp manager is not dead yet. Did the camp manager see the messenger just now? I don't think so. Then, the villain actually killed three people just now and then After burning the forage field, you don’t know anything, my lord, you just returned to Cangzhou City with the camp management.”

"You..." Fu Yin widened his eyes.

"Lin Chong's two deaths will return to one, and it doesn't matter if another life is added. Lin Chong can't be saved, but you still have something to save, Mr. Fu Yin. This matter is only known to you and me. You have practiced hard for more than two months. Pushing the word, don’t you want to show it to Chai Daguan? Are you willing to accompany the villain to jail and lose your head without getting an answer?”

Fu Yin bit his lip: "I'm not reconciled...how could I be reconciled...I..."

Lin Chong waved his hand at Fu Yin and turned around: "Then there is nothing else to say, I hope you and Mr. Chai will finally be happy and happy!" After speaking, he strode into the wind and snow behind him. middle!

The flames of the fodder field gradually rose into the sky, and the governor's slightly crying voice could be heard faintly in the wind and snow: "The teacher's great grace!!! I will never forget it!!!"

The author has something to say: I suddenly became lazy again recently_(:зゝ∠)_

Well, it seems like when the update is stable. . .

However, I have been lazy recently, so I need to add the word 'super'!Probably what I want to express is. . .The June update might be a little more unstable. . ?

Ah, anyway, no one will watch it, no one will care, right? 233

☆, the important thing is to do it three times

The snow is getting bigger and bigger.

Lin Chong couldn't see anything in the snow. Everything he owned and cherished was gradually buried in the snow and could never be found again.

It would be great if all this was just a dream. . .When he woke up in the morning, he was still lying in his home, his wife hugged him tightly, raised her head and said good morning to him with a smile, and Jin'er prepared a hot breakfast. . .

The heavy snow and the low temperature are getting worse and worse, gradually burying the last thing left of him—his withered body. He clearly feels that his hands and feet are getting more and more uncomfortable, and the consciousness in his brain is also getting weaker and weaker. It became more and more blurred.

In this twilight, his feet seemed to be a little slippery, and he found that he seemed to have walked on an ice surface, and when he raised his head, there were some sharp pink mixed in the snow, which were some scented flower petals.And in the very center of the ice surface, a person was spinning, jumping, and closing his eyes.

I saw the man with a soft waist, wearing a pink ballet skirt, stepping on the ice skates and making such elegant and difficult movements on the ice, and was deeply immersed in his graceful dancing posture.

One was Xueda, and the other was blurred consciousness. Lin Chong touched the man in a daze, and then fell with a swipe under his feet.The man was startled and slid towards him, he sucked the unfamiliar fragrance and stretched out his hand to the man: "Lady..." Then he closed his eyes in the cold.

warmth.

The feeling of warmth is very gratifying. Few things can be as reassuring and nostalgic as a warm blanket in midwinter. He opened his eyes and regained consciousness in the warmth.

He saw a piece of ceiling, and the quilt on his body was a bit thick and heavy, and he could feel the touch of skin in his arms.

A burst of ecstasy swept over his cheeks!All this turned out to be a dream! !All this is really a dream! ! !Oh my god it turned out to be a dream! ! !My ordinary but incomparably precious daily life!I will always cherish you in the palm of my hand and will not let you escape again! ! !

After the ecstasy, his thinking somewhat recovered. . .He seriously thought that boy Lu Qiannei would have to keep a distance from him in the future. . .Because this dream reflects that their relationship is indeed a bit abnormal. . .

Then he discovered one thing, the roof in front of him was not the roof of his house, the quilt on his body was not his quilt, this was not his house.

A wave of horror crossed his cheeks again!Fuck, this can't be Lu Qian's house! ?

He thought about it seriously, he has been to Lu Qian's house too many times since he was a child, and this is not Lu Qian's house.

Maybe he took his wife to open a small room last night~ He thought so easily and then lifted the person in his arms who was shaken: "My lady~ it's time to get up~~~"

The man in his arms slowly raised his head: "Oh, my lord, Xiao Ke still wants to sleep a little longer~~~"

Lin Chong was in a daze, and he slammed the button down!He seriously recalled the face of the person in his arms and those words. . .Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke, would call herself that. . .

He tried his best to suppress the extremely strong ominous premonition and gently lifted the lid again, looking inside cautiously.

"Oh, what the hell are you doing~?" The man in his arms seemed to have regained consciousness and raised his head with a little joy.

卧槽！卧槽！！卧槽！！！重要的卧槽要槽三遍！林冲慌忙将被子给扣了下去！他满头大汗面容惊恐——我特么是死了吧？我特么是冻死在雪地了没错吧！所以现在我来到地狱了！？所以地狱里阎王给我判的罪是——！？？

The man in his arms was lifted and sat up!The whole movement is flowing and flowing like a hibiscus coming out of water!With that body, his flowing hair fluttered backwards!I saw Chai Jinquan sitting on his stomach and yawning: "Oh my husband, what are you doing~~?"

Fuck, I really fell into Avici Hell! ! !Lin Chong opened his mouth wide in horror!The whole person howled like the distorted villain in the famous painting "The Scream": "Ah------!!!!!!!!!!" He stretched out his right arm and swung an extremely huge Smooth and fit big ear scraper! ! ! ! ! !

The big ear scraper landed on his face, causing Chai Jin to make a gurgling sound, spurt blood, spin around 250 times, and crashed into the south wall with a bang! ! !

Lin Chong frantically jumped off the kang!Then he discovered a more serious matter - he also failed!He pulled the quilt from the kang over and surrounded his lower body, picked up a large brick from the kang and pointed it at Chai Jin's face: "What the hell did you do to me!!!??"

I saw that Chai Jin's face was already distorted by the pump, he was lying in the ruins of the wall, spraying blood while smiling brightly: "Dude! Xiao Ke will take responsibility for you."

The brick in Lin Chong's hand shattered on Chai Jin's face! ! !

Lin Chong widened the opening of the south wall with one kick and walked out!Outside is a luxurious manor covered in silver. . .Wrapped in a quilt, he couldn't help shivering in the howling wind: "What the hell is this..."

Chai Jin straightened his upper body from the ruins: "This is Xiaoke's Dongzhuang~ Xiaoke danced ballet on ice at Futa Lake outside the village that day, but he bumped into the instructor! What a fate! The instructor fell on the ice. On the surface, he still calls Xiao Ke..." Chai Jin blushed, and covered his face with his hands.

Lin Chong picked out a brick from the broken wall and smacked it on Chai Jin's face again!Wrapped in a quilt, he stepped into the wind and snow!Chai Jin straightened his upper body from the ruins again: "Teacher stay away!!! You will be regarded as a pervert if you walk out wearing a quilt!"

Lin Chong swaggered in the heavy snow and the quilt was flying: "A pervert, no matter how well-dressed he is, he still can't hide his perverted soul! Just like the author! No matter how innocent and cute he pretends to be, he can't hide his dirty and wretched soul! A man, No matter what you encounter, you still have a straight and stalwart spirit! Just like a villain! No matter what you do to me, I will never feel sorry for my wife, Hugh wants to break me!"

There was only a crashing sound, and Chai Jin stood up from the pile of rubble!He slowly pulled out a roll of arrest warrants from the chrysanthemum: "Stab Lu Yuhou to death with sugar cane, kill the rich officer with a knife, tear the hand of the Cangzhou officer into two pieces, and burn the forage field of Dajun to scum." Not left! You are a military officer, how can you get rid of these four capital crimes? Now the whole world is looking for you! Listen to Xiao Ke’s words, let’s live in Xiao Ke’s love with Xiao Ke! No! The instructor doesn’t like loving Xiao Ke Hold on! Just ask the instructor to stay in Xiaokezhuang!"

Lin Chong raised his head in the wind and snow, and the quilt fluttered like Marilyn Monroe's skirt in the wind and snow: "I'd better vote for an official and die quickly..."

Chai Jin stepped into the wind and snow: "Coach, it's better to live than to die. Xiao Ke knows what you're thinking. If the coach dies, he won't be able to return to Tokyo in this life. If the coach dies, there is still a chance I hope to see the lady back to her normal life!? Xiao Ke understands that no matter what Xiao Ke does, she can’t win the heart of the teacher, but Xiao Ke can’t just watch the teacher die! Neither wants to stay in Xiao Kezhuang, Xiao Ke There is a place to go, the teacher Wanwang goes to settle down, so that in the future I can..." Chai Jin smacked his lips a few times, and swallowed back the words that Xiao Ke could meet with the teacher again in the future: "In the future, I can meet Mrs. Lin again Reunion!!!"

Lin Chong thought for a while and lowered his head: "You are right...but what is this place?"

"There is a water town under the jurisdiction of Jizhou, Shandong Province. The place name is Liangshanbo, with a radius of [-] miles. There are currently three heroes stationed here--the leader is Wang Lun, a gentleman in white, the second in command is Du Qian, and the third in command is Yunli King Kong Song Wan. Many people who committed heinous crimes defected to them, and he stayed in the cottage. The three heroes also made friends with Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke wrote a letter and asked the instructor to go there to join the gang, how about reuniting with his wife in the future?"

Lin Chong turned around and cupped his fists at Chai Jin: "Thank you."

Chai Jin shook his head: "Don't thank me, just ask the coach to laugh at Xiao Ke."

"..." Lin Chong resisted the urge to pick bricks from the house to paste him, and stiffly mobilized his facial skin.

Chai Jin smiled brightly: "The instructor will follow Xiao Ke into the house, don't get cold. Xiao Ke repairs the book immediately."

林冲跟着他顺着那破墙进了屋突然想到什么似的拍住了他的肩膀：“那个。。。小人有一事一直好奇，不知该不该问？”

"What else can Xiao Ke hide from the coach? Just ask."

"Although you also call yourself Xiao Ke in the original book, what exactly is Xiao Ke?"

Chai Jin smiled brightly: "Xiao Ke is the abbreviation for Little Cute!"

☆. Are there really strange species?

When I was young, there was one thing that I was very curious about and cared about, that is, what is the relationship between Liang Shanbo and Liang Shanbo.

It’s like what it is, it’s like I didn’t know the word Hu at that time and only read it as Xu 233, maybe this stupid way of reading when I was a child is the source of this book?

Well, although this Water Xu Chuan is related to that Water Margin, Liang Shanbo has nothing to do with Liang Shanbo.

It was still snowing heavily outside the window, and a bartender held up a small blackboard, which wrote: One week later, the boundary of Jeju, Shandong.

Lin Chong approached the store and sat down by the window: "It's not a job to hold a card! Add two cents of wine and cut two catties of beef!"

The bartender put down the small blackboard and came over with the flagon and plates. Lin Chong lowered his voice and pretended to be careless while he was adding wine and meat and asked softly, "Bartender, how far is it from Liangshanbo?"

The bartender stretched out his finger to check: "It's less than a slap in the distance from Liangshanpo, but it's all water, so you can't pass without a boat."

A big man sitting at the next table has been watching Xue, and he couldn't help but prick up his ears when Lin Chong asked in a low voice.

"I'll give you some silver, can you find a boat with me?" Lin Chong put his hand into his pocket, and the silver that Chai Jin gave him rattled in his pocket.

"It's snowing so heavily, and it's getting late, where can I get a boat?"

"I'll give you some more money, please help me find a boat to take me there."

The bartender shrugged: "It's really useless."

Lin Chong sighed and drank and ate meat. His arrest warrant had been sent across the country by telegram, and the fart power propulsion had hardly been turned off in the past week. . .This level of fatigue really takes a few days to recuperate. . .But since there is no boat, then fly over. . .He looked up at the bartender again: "Bartender, since they are all waterways and there are no boats, does that mean I can fly there?"

The bartender was stunned: "Are you a birdman?"

"Oh no, I'm not a birdman." Lin Chong was a little embarrassed: "You see, there are all waterways and no boats. If I can fly, can I fly there?"

The bartender pointed to the heavy snow and wasteland outside: "That is an extraordinary place in Liangshanbo! There are countless high-level elf archers 38-type 20mm anti-aircraft guns and Tomahawk-style cruise guide eggs hidden in the reeds! You can't fly!"

Lin Chong was stunned: "Is this the Earth Age or the Song Dynasty! Where did the Elven anti-aircraft artillery cruise guide eggs appear!?"

The bartender shrugged again: "Anyway, I told you kindly, if you are not afraid of bows, arrows, cannons and guide eggs, you can just fly!"

"..." Lin Chong looked at the bartender's back and fell silent. He drank a few glasses of wine quickly and felt more and more depressed, so he called again: "Bartender? Bartender! Serve with pen and ink!"

I saw Lin Chong twisting his brush and ink, while he was in the mood of drinking, he was sadly writing four lines of scarlet sentences on the big white wall next to him——

'My name is Lin Chong and I am the most proud!Lu Qian Fu An Chai came into your sister's house!

My name is Lin Chong, and I am the most obsessed!Gao Qiu Gao Yanei belongs to your brother-in-law! '

He put down his pen and ink and read it again, and then a smile covered his face: "That's right, the battle is neat, it really rhymes!" Then he took another big gulp with the flagon, feeling like he was already Basho Matsuo.

At this moment, the big man at the next table stood up and grabbed him by the waist: "Bold Lin Chong! You committed a heinous crime in Cangzhou and came here to ruin other people's family, Dabai!"

Lin Chong was stunned, he turned his head and put on a disgusting smile: "Who do you say I am?"

The big man said: "Aren't you Lin Chong who set fire to murder in Cangzhou?"

林冲将那酒壶放在桌子上：“那个什么啦？我姓张来着。”

“你墙上写着名字脸上还刺着金印！别耍赖！”

Lin Chong twisted the chrysanthemum and endured the soreness of spraying for a week, intending to spray the man to death: "Are you really going to catch me?"

The big man smiled and let go of his hand: "What am I arresting you for?" After finishing speaking, his hand gently stroked Lin Chong's chrysanthemum that was ready to go, and the gas and soreness accumulated in the chrysanthemum disappeared!Lin Chong was taken aback. This person is very extraordinary!

The big man clasped his fists together: "The hero who has long admired the instructor is finally able to meet today!"

Lin Chong also cupped his fists: "It's a pleasure to meet you, it's a pleasure to meet you. I don't know where the strong man came from, the fairy mountain and the cave?"

The big man clasped his fists again: "My little brother's surname is Zhu Minggui, from Yishui, Yizhou. Everyone in the rivers and lakes calls me Handi Hulu."

Lin Chong was stunned: "What a dry land suddenly green! A strong man must be able to plant good land and resist drought with one hand! Could the strong man be the legendary Yuan Longping of the Northern Song Dynasty?"

"...the law of the law."

Lin Chong was stunned: "What a sudden law in the dry land! No wonder you want to arrest the villain! The strong man is a doctor of law? Master? The strong man is a law scholar, right? Sow the seeds of law on the dry land, ah, strong man, you are really a small pioneer in popularizing the law!"

Zhu Gui held his forehead in pain: "Hulu is what people called the crocodile in the Song Dynasty. The crocodile is a ferocious animal, but once it lands on the shore, it is useless for eggs. Because the younger brother is very powerful, he was called Wang Lun was pushed out and had to be the leader of the hotel at the foot of the mountain. Even when Liangshan changed the leader, the younger brother was still the leader of the hotel. Little brother has a useless life."

Lin Chong thought of his various financial situations, so he sighed and patted him on the shoulder: "The same is the end of the world."

Zhu Gui also let out a long sigh and patted Lin Chong on the shoulder: "There is no need to meet each other."

Lin Chong lifted the jug in pain and took another big gulp: "It's useless to meet someone who is worthless. Wouldn't the gathering of two degenerate people aggravate the depravity?"

Zhu Gui looked embarrassed: "Then what, it's still useful for my brother to show his face in this chapter."

"Huh? Then tell me what's the use of showing your face in this chapter."

Zhu Gui had a serious face, as if he had a heavy burden on his shoulders: "In order to prevent the instructor from going to Liangshanpo without permission and being eaten!"

Lin Chong was stunned: "To be eaten? Isn't there countless high-level elf archers 38-type 20mm anti-aircraft guns and Tomahawk-style cruise guide eggs hidden in the reeds? Are they all eaten if they are blown to pieces?"

Zhu Gui continued to look serious: "As the coach said just now, this is the Earth Continent and it was still the Song Dynasty. There are no elf archers, anti-aircraft guns or cruise guide eggs!"

Lin Chong stretched out his finger and pointed to the bartender who hurriedly walked behind the scenes: "Don't let me see you again! I won't kill you!" Then he looked at Zhu Gui: "Then what happened to being eaten?"

Zhu Gui looked out of the window nervously: "It's the middle of winter and the snow is heavy and the vision is difficult so I can't see clearly. Has the instructor heard of the current three leaders of Liangshanbo?"

Lin Chong recalled what Chai Jin said: "Wang Lun is the leader in white clothes, Du Qian is the second in command, and Song Wan is the third in command."

"That's right." Zhu Gui nodded: "Wang Lun won't explain it, then Du Qian and Song Wan... Teacher, you just think, how can ordinary people touch the sky and how can they tower into the clouds to be King Kong in the Clouds?" ?”

"...Maybe he is taller than Yao Ming? Maybe he can fly that high?"

"No, no, Du Qian is tens of meters tall, and he can touch the stratosphere with his arms raised!"

"Fuck? Is this still a human?"

"However, he is still short, and Song Wan is taller than him! Standing up, the whole head can be stuffed into the clouds in the sky!"

"Fuck!? Is this really a human!?"

"That's right." Zhu Gui said solemnly, "Then Du Qian and Song Wan are two exotic species raised by Wang Lun!"

The store was silent for 1 minute, and the sound of snow falling outside the window could be heard almost quietly. Lin Chong took a sip of wine and sprayed it out of his stomach: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Me!!! Hahahahaha! Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"The villain showed his face in this chapter just to persuade you not to go to Liangshan. Since the teacher doesn't believe it, let's go." Zhu Gui sighed and shook his head: "I have a boat here, so you can row up the mountain to see it yourself!"

The author has something to say: QAQ is rolling and crying all over the floor, begging for comments and collections. . .

No one reads QAQ at all. . .

☆, put the weakness on hemorrhoids

nape of neck.

This is the last thing Zhu Gui confessed.

Lin Chong touched the back of his neck uneasily, swung the boat and headed towards the Liangshan Moor.

This piece of water is quiet and serene, surrounded by withered yellow reeds, snowflakes melt silently on the water surface, and as the boat moves forward, a circle of beautiful ripples gradually faints at the stern.In this quiet scene, Lin Chong's heart gradually relaxed, and he hummed a little song while rowing.

That's right, this is not an animation work, let alone a novel, where is it a strange thing.

After driving across a large lake, you can gradually see the top of the mountain on the opposite side. You can see that the distance and height of the mountain are different, and they are ridges and peaks.

He rowed for a while and saw a Duanjin Pavilion halfway up the mountain, covered with a layer of white snow everywhere, he looked up at the sky to try to see the body of the strange species, but the sky was only gray and the face was smeared. Nothing but snowflakes. . .The legendary Touching the Sky and Yunli King Kong did not appear.

He rowed slowly to the shore, found a tree and tied the boat, and saw that there was only one entrance to the high mountains surrounded by this large water pond, and this circle of high mountains was surrounded by a large area of ​​unevenness. There are rolling hills back and forth, and there is a small flat land between the two hills, where there is such a small cottage.

This Liangshan Park is really difficult to visit, it is full of water, mountains and hills, but it is good if there are no exotic species.Thinking this way, he walked up the hill at a leisurely pace.

Where did you read the poem just now?That's right, I don't know the true face of Liangshan, only because I am here. . .Huh?The touch of this hill seems a little strange. . .He felt the sensuality under the snow under his feet, so he stopped, stomped and stomped vigorously.

It seems that there has been an earthquake!I felt a sudden shaking, and the hill suddenly half sat up!A big mountain-like hand brushed against Lin Chong's body with a mushy strong wind and slapped him beside him!The surrounding white snow roared and splashed!In the splash, Lin Chong was horrified to see a huge mouth making a thunderous sound: "What season is it, why are there still mosquitoes?"

"Mosquito?" Qiu Ling at the other end of the cottage turned over: "Don't let Lun Lun hear you, have you forgotten that Lun Lun went bankrupt when we both bought toilet water this summer?"

Lin Chong was stunned.

Qiu Ling, who was half sitting up, slowly raised his hand and saw Lin Chong lying on his ankle: "Yeah? It's not mosquitoes, it's food."

"Food!?" The turned hill stood up with a bang!Lin Chong stared dumbfounded at the guy's towering height!His head disappeared into the gray sky!His voice came down through those dark clouds like a thunder god: "Where does a piece of black tutu get food...?"

What the fuck! ! !Lin Chong reacted and turned around to run!At this moment, a big hand reached out and lightly grabbed his cloak and lifted him up!

The strange beast opened its mouth wide: "Ah——"

The shock wave and bad breath from that ah sound awakened Lin Chongxun!He pulled out his waist knife and cut open his cloak, and at the moment the cloak broke, a strong fart force propelled towards Zhu Gui's hotel!

"The little thing is quite cunning." The strange species continued to make a thunderous sound and reached out to catch him!That speed was far faster than fart power, and Lin Chong felt a strong wind rushing towards the chrysanthemum!

He lightly twisted the chrysanthemum to adjust the direction, and the huge hand passed by him!The hairs on his hands flitted from his feet all the way across his face provocatively!There was a slight pain and blood dripped from his face. . .Lin Chong frowned.

"Hey! That's really cunning!" The strange kind took the other hand and squeezed towards him!

Looks like you won't let me go easily!Lin Chong twisted the chrysanthemum lightly and leaped upwards, drawing a graceful arc in the air.

nape!His fart propulsively drew a circle in the air, flew over that strange species' head, and raised his waist knife high towards the back of that strange species' neck!

'If you want to kill a giant, you must cut off the back of their neck, and you must use a special blade! Zhu Gui said as he pulled out a three-dimensional mobile device and two extremely sharp knives from the hotel bar!

Lin Chong was stunned: "This knife." . .There are also slashes, which look so similar to the pencil sharpeners in elementary school! '

朱贵爱惜的用手试了试刀锋，那刀锋迎合的闪过噌的一道银光：‘《禁基的巨人》限定版武器周边，仅售188！立体机动装置训练教程，一个疗程1188！您还在等什么！不要998！不要888！只要188和1188！限定周边立体战斗模式抱回家！’

Lin Chong curled his lips: "I don't want a father, I bring my own waist knife and fart power propulsion." '

Zhu Gui twitched his lips: "Fart power propulsion." . .Well, it is indeed better than the three-dimensional mobile device. As for the inner waist knife, don't be ridiculous, won't you use that thing to sharpen the pencil without sharpening the lead in the middle? '

'Sharpen the pencil!Say it yourself pencil sharpener! '

'Nonsence!Anyone with a little IQ can understand it. I'm making a metaphor!Giants and strange species are like pencils! '

'No one with a little IQ will buy your peripherals and treatments! '

'Oh, oh, I don't know where to throw the morals, it's just a little IQ, let it go with the morals! '

'Go to your sister! ! ! '

Lin Chong saw the back of that strange beast!With his arms raised, the waist knife slashed into the skin of the strange species!

That Qi Xingzhong turned his head indifferently: "Yo, expert." As he said that, the thick arm folded back and patted Lin Chong!

It's all right! ?Lin Chong twisted the chrysanthemum to escape, but was pulled by his own arm. . .He turned his head and saw that his demon sword was deeply embedded in the back of Qi Xingzhong's neck and he couldn't pull it out!

那奇行种的大手眼看就要糊在了他的身上！他仓皇的松开了手再次擦着那大手逃开！

“是朱贵那小子告诉你的吧，真可惜。”那奇行种发出震天一般的声响站了起来，只见他远不如后面那只云里金刚个头高，也就云层三分之二的高度，抬起手臂确实是刚好‘摸着天’：“同样的招数是不能对圣斗士使用第二次的！我们早就把弱点转移到菊花了哈哈哈！你是永远猜不到我们把弱点转移到哪的！”

Speak out!On the one hand, I will never guess which side they transferred their weaknesses to, and on the other hand, they revealed the location of the transfer!Sure enough, such a big person will lack IQ!Lin Chong flew close to his body and flew towards his ass, dexterously got into his grass skirt and Fat Ci aimed at his ass!

The chrysanthemum was as big as a city gate, and every pattern on it was enough to fit Lin Chong inside. . .Lin Chong was stunned. Although the weakness was transferred to the chrysanthemum, where should such a big chrysanthemum be attacked? ? ?

more importantly. . . . . .Lin Chong looked at the outstretched hands.How can I attack this chrysanthemum without any weapons on my body now?Punch and kick! ?Don't touch Qixing's dirty chrysanthemums even if Ya Yadie kills me!But if you don't defeat this giant, you will be eaten!God what am I supposed to do! ?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''s then he found my weakness!"

"I said it's stupid to put my weakness on chrysanthemums," said the strange line that poked its head into the dark clouds with a thunderous voice: "Look at how smart I am to put my weakness on hemorrhoids!"

Lin Chong was in a daze.

How strange is your brain circuit to put your weakness on hemorrhoids! ! ! ? ?

"What to do, what to do! He lingers in my little fat times and refuses to come out!"

"I'll shoot him to death for you! Ah, there is still a cloud in front of me... Ah, I hate cloudy weather the most..."

"You idiot bend over! And you can only shoot him to death and he is not allowed to touch my ass!"

"Oh! That's right, bend down!" Lin Chong saw through the gap in the cloth of the chubby chubby and saw another chubby chubby bent down to face the big mountain-like hand of the chubby chubby!

Lin Chong was about to fly out as soon as he increased his horsepower, but he was entangled in some indescribable hairs!He struggled for a long time and panicked - am I going to be slapped to death in the underwear of a strange species! ?

At this moment, a voice from a loudspeaker came from the direction of the cottage: "Xiaoqianqian, Xiaowanwan! Stop!"

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The gate of the small cottage was slightly opened, and a man came out from it.

I saw that he was wearing a white long sleeved shirt fluttering in the wind, and his delicate features had the appearance of an idol star.He yawned impatiently and then pulled out a big electric horn from his big water sleeve: "Xiaoqianqian, Xiaowanwan! Stop!"

The actions of Du Qian and Song Wan stagnated.

"Attention! Salute! Right—turn!"

Du Qian and Song Wan stood up straight and saluted with a snap, turned right to face the man who looked like an idol star, and after standing at attention, saluting and turning, the whole water pool trembled three times.

"Did I ever say, don't run, jump, and shout back and forth when I'm taking a nap!?" The big electric speaker amplified his impatience and hit Du Qian and Song Wan's eardrums.

"Report to Lun Lun! We didn't run, jump, shout or anything! We were just swatting mosquitoes and communicating!" Du Qian replied with a thunderous voice, and Wang Lun was so shocked that he closed his eyes and yelled into the loudspeaker : "Stop—! Shut up! You're going to shock me to death!"

Du Qian and Song Wan shut their mouths obediently, and Wang Lun continued to growl impatiently: "How many times have I told you to just nod and shake your head when I speak! Just keep your mouth shut! And who do you want to lie to? Where do mosquitoes come from in the winter!?"

Du Qian turned around slowly and lifted up the grass skirt and fat times, revealing Lin Chong who was entangled inside.