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Wang Lun smiled.
Wang Lun looked at Lin Chong carefully for a minute: "It's really a mosquito. Well, get this guy down and eat it without making any noise. I won't feed you today."
"Hey——!!!?" Lin Chong, Du Qian, and Song Wan all cried out in horror!Wang Lun covered his ears and stared at the two of them with dissatisfaction. Lin Chong struggled frantically: "Wait, wait! Let them not do anything! The villain has a letter from Mr. Chai to you!"
Wang Lun's face turned rosy when he heard the word Chai Daguanren!He smiled disgustingly and replied: "Ah!? Xiao Jinjin's letter!? Wait, wait, don't eat him! Put him down and show me the letter!"
Small. . .get in! ?Lin Chong's mouth overflowed with old blood, thinking that this little Xuanfeng Chaijin's name really wasn't forged. . .Song Wan bent down and pinched Lin Chong with his huge fingers. Several indescribable hairs were torn off. Du Qian let out an indescribable cry, and he put Lin Chong in front of Wang Lun.
Lin Chong took off the indescribably thick hair and threw it aside, feeling that his whole body was polluted, and really wanted to find a place to take a bath.With this in mind, he took out Chai Jin's letter, bowed and submitted it.
Song Wan still bent down and asked Wang Lun in a low voice: "We won't be feeding us today, and this guy can't eat, so what shall we eat today?"
Wang Lun ignored him, he took the letter with a rosy face and tore it open, and the rosy face gradually disappeared as he read it, he leaked his eyes from the top of the letter and looked at Lin Chong: "You fellow! , is Chai Jin's new love?"
Damn Chai Jin, what did you write nonsense in your letter! ?Lin Chong smiled awkwardly: "Chai Daguan was joking, what kind of villain would dare to be the new love of a high official?"
"Hmph." Wang Lun blew his beard and stared: "Chai Jin even asked me to find you a place to stay. Since it's Xiao Jinjin's request, there's nothing I can do about it."
Lin Chong let out a sigh of relief: "Thank you, Chief Wang!"
Wang Lun threw the letter away, and the letter was blown by the little north wind. He pointed his right index finger at Lin Chong viciously: "Officer Chai can only belong to me! Lin Chong, Lin Chong, I I will reward you for using your stomach as your shelter! Xiao Wanwan, just eat him!"
That Song Wan had been bending over behind Lin Chong, and after hearing this, he couldn't wait to reach out and pinch Lin Chong's waist and opened his mouth wide!
Fuck!The plot reversal was so sudden that there was no chance of escape!Those two fingers pinched Lin Chong's waist and almost made his disc protrude!The moment he was lifted up, he frightened forward and grabbed Wang Lun's outstretched right hand!
Song Wanda pinched Lin Chong's waist with his mouth open and lifted him up!And Lin Chong pinched Wang Lun's right hand tightly with both hands and brought Wang Lun up!Song Wan pinched Lin Chong and threw the whole thing into his open mouth!Wang Lun looked at Song Wan's bloody mouth in horror: "Ya Xiao Die Xiao Wan Wan lives—"
The word shut up came out of Song Wan's esophagus with a long sound of body rolling. . .Du Qian punched Song Wan on the back in dissatisfaction: "You eat fast! I won't keep my share!"
The esophagus is warm and soft, and when the bones rolled down from here to the bottom of the stomach pouch, the body bounced up slightly. The entire stomach was dark red, and the outline of the object could be vaguely seen.Lin Chong staggered up from the bottom of his stomach, feeling as if he was walking on a trampoline.
"Why are you still holding me!" Wang Lun shook off Lin Chong's hand but did not. He sat at the bottom of his stomach and cried, "It's okay to die, how can I die decently! By myself What's the point of being eaten by a giant you raise? It's fine if you get eaten by a giant, but let Xiao Jinjin and I be eaten by a giant together!"
Lin Chong nodded and let go of his hand: "Seriously agree, then there will be two less catastrophes in the world."
"Your uncle, if you didn't pull me, I would still be alive!?"
"Fuck you, if you didn't order the giant to eat me, I would drag you? You are unkind and blame me for being unrighteous!"
Wang Lun closed his mouth and wept.
Lin Chong looked around at the environment in the stomach: "You have to thank the giant for just swallowing it raw without chewing it, otherwise we two wouldn't be able to stand here."
Wang Lun opened his mouth with a mournful face: "Come on, if you chew it, you will die so neatly, if you swallow it alive, we will be corroded by stomach acid and die!"
"No, as long as there is still a glimmer of life, I can't give up! I have come this way! I firmly believe that I will be able to return to my wife and continue my ordinary and happy life!" Behind Lin Chong, there was a stormy scene. background!He patted Wang Lun on the shoulder: "Can you accept dying in the giant's stomach and not dying with Chai Daguan?"
Wang Lun smiled bitterly: "Even if you can't accept it, so what?"
"We still have two ways to go!" Lin Chong stretched out two fingers and waved in front of Wang Lun: "The first way is to go out from the esophagus and escape from the giant's mouth!"
Wang Lun looked up at the vault-like top of his stomach and esophagus: "I choose the second one."
"Number two, crawl through the giant's sinuous ileum and get out of their chrysanthemums!"
Wang Lun sat down silently: "I'd better die here."
"You good-for-nothing guy, you're going to die here!" Lin Chong squatted into a horse stance, and the fart power under the chrysanthemum roared and pushed him up and slammed into the top of his stomach!I saw a transparent film appeared at the place where the top of the stomach pouch connected with the esophagus!When he hit it with his head, the film was extremely resilient and dented, and then bounced him off!
"The upper exit of the stomach is called the pylorus, and the lower exit of the stomach is called the pylorus." Wang Lun took out his mobile phone and wrote on Baidu: "When a normal human digests food, the pylorus will close, and then the stomach will start to move and secrete gastric acid. Perhaps the giant's stomach is more special. The door will be closed, too."
Lin Chong fell to the bottom of his stomach. He looked at Du Niang in Wang Lun's hand and stopped: "You actually have a connection with the omniscient and omnipotent Du Niang! Quickly Baidu how to get out of the giant's stomach!"
"Uh..." Wang Lun searched: "Giants don't have a digestive system, and what they eat will eventually be spit out!"
"Wow!" Lin Chong patted him on the shoulder: "Does that mean we won't be corroded by stomach acid? Does that mean we'll be spit out later?"
"But it's so strange." Wang Lun scratched his head: "Why have I never seen Xiao Qianqian and Xiao Wanwan vomit anything?"
"That's because we ate everything they ate." A strange voice came from behind Wang Lun!Lin Chong raised his head and saw a strange column-shaped object with a height of half a person standing behind Wang Lun!He took a few steps back and looked around, and found that he and Wang Lun had been surrounded by a circle of these ghosts!
"Blind blind!" The cylindrical upright object laughed loudly: "We are the only bacteria that can survive in the stomach - Helicobacter pylori!"
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Lin Chong and Wang Lun were stunned. They turned their backs tremblingly and whispered to each other: "What does it say it is?"
"It said it was Helicobacter pylori!"
Lin Chong turned around and glanced at the Helicobacter. He saw that it was about 1.8 meter long, [-] meter wide, and [-] meters high. It had no neck or head, let alone where the five sense organs grew. The squirm of the body kept fluttering: "The volume is too big! The skeleton is too amazing! The surface of the face is too... where is its face!"
Wang Lun also glanced at the Helicobacter: "It's just a bacterium, look for your sister's face!"
"Someone in your family has such a high level of bacteria!?"
"Isn't this the bacteria in the giant's stomach! It's not surprising that the bacteria in the stomach are also multiplied by the size of a giant!"
Lin Chong turned around and stared at the Helicobacter holding his chin seriously: "But this is not worthy of the name."
Wang Lun also turned around and stared at the Helicobacter holding his chin seriously: "The name really does not match the reality."
The flagella all over the Helicobacter pylori trembled violently: "Where am I not worthy of the name!? I am the original imported genuine free shipping pure cotton Helicobacter pylori!"
"Since it's called Helicobacter, where is the cylindrical shape of your whole body spiraling?" Lin Chong's eyes flashed a handsome light.
"..." Helicobacter was stunned. After thinking for a while, it viciously stretched out a long flagellum and pointed at Lin Chong: "What's your name?"
"The villain's surname is Lin and his name is Chong."
"Lin Chong, Lin Chong! How can you accuse me of not being worthy of your name if you don't even deserve your name!?"
"Huh? My name doesn't match the truth..."
"You should be running wild in the woods! The fact that you are standing in the stomach of a giant proves that you are not worthy of your name!"
Lin Chong held his forehead in pain: "According to you, Ma Yun still has to ride a horse soaring through the clouds and fog to the sky? Obama also has to roar and rip off the horse's chrysanthemum?"
"That's right!" Helicobacter raised his head and raised his chest: "Since everyone's name is not true, why stick to the word 'helix' in my name!?"
"Well, let me interrupt." Wang Lun raised a hand: "I can testify that Lin Chong would run wildly in the big woods for three hours after getting up every morning. He is really worthy of the name Lin Chong!"
"..." Helicobacter pondered for a while, then pointed at Wang Lun viciously with the flagellum: "You! What's your name!"
"My name is Wang and my name is Lun."
"Where is the king and where is the wheel?"
"This..."
Lin Chong saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed and Helicobacter was full of pride. It was Wang Lun's turn to repay his favor just now!He grabbed Wang Lun's hand and swung him up like a windmill!
I saw that Wang Lun's whole body was colorful and full of wind by Lin Chong!Lin Chong pulled Wang Lun up and down, left, right, left, and right in Song Wan's stomach, and the whole person turned into a phantom!In this dazzling phantom, Helicobacter fixed his eyes slightly and saw a king word appearing in front of him!
Helicobacter pylori plopped and knelt on the ground: "It's so Wanglun... Am I the only one who doesn't live up to the name!?"
"It's okay, I can help you." Lin Chong stopped his phantom-like dancing and said with 12 points of sincerity, and Wang Lun in his hand was drooping at the bottom of his stomach with a head full of gold stars foaming at the mouth and a face full of bewilderment.
"Really?" Helicobacter pylori seemed to have a layer of divine light floating around Lin Chong when he saw it!It bowed to Lin Chong: "Please make me a veritable Helicobacter pylori!"
Lin Chong pinched its upper end with one hand and the lower end with the other: "It may hurt a little."
"It hurts! I am proud of being a Helicobacter pylori! Please make me a complete Helicobacter pylori!"
I saw Lin Chong twisting his hands in the opposite direction like twisting the clothes he just washed!The wrist strength of the 80 forbidden army instructor who practiced martial arts all day is really extraordinary!The Helicobacter pylori gradually bent and twisted into a helix!
"Brother Lin Chong! This is not a little pain, it is really too painful!"
"Hold it! Hold it! Aren't you proud of being a Helicobacter pylori? Didn't you ask me to turn you into a complete Helicobacter pylori!?"
"Brother Lin Chong! My whole body is twisted to the point that my lumbar disc is protruding!"
"Bacteria don't have bones! Don't worry, you will never have a herniated disc!"
"Brother, I'm relieved when you say that!" Helicobacter pylori closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, howling desperately: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
There was only a crackling sound, and the entire bacterial body of Helicobacter pylori was twisted from the middle like a ham sausage!A large pile of dark green unknown liquid sprayed all over Lin Chong!
Lin Chong pinched the ends of the two bacteria and was stunned.
The circle of Helicobacter pylori in the surrounding area was silent for a moment, and they stretched out their longest flagella and pointed viciously at Lin Chong: "You're in trouble! You're in trouble! Its father is Zhu Gang!"
Lin Chong hurriedly threw out the two ends of the bacteria in his hand: "Hey!?? Bacteria!!???"
I saw countless Helicobacter pylori around me excited!Countless long flagella danced ferociously in the stomach like a forest: "You dare to move Jun Gang's son! Eat him! Eat him!! Eat him!!!"
"Hey!??" Under the background of the large forest of flagella, Lin Chong was completely dumbfounded!As soon as he picked up the bottom of his stomach, Wang Lun, who was still foaming happily, pushed forward with a fart and rushed forward!
As mentioned in the previous chapter, the last chapter is longer than this chapter, so I would like to reiterate that the lower end of the stomach is called the pylorus and the upper end is called the pylorus. In the last chapter, the mucous membrane will be formed when the food is digested set up!
Lin Chong picked up Wang Lun and started to swing it!With the help of the acceleration of its own movement and the centrifugal force of swinging Wang Lun, it threw Wang Lun towards the mucous membrane!
Wang Lun hit the mucous membrane with a whoosh, and stuck to it like a bug falling into a spider's web, swinging a few times!Lin Chong bumped headfirst into Wang Lun's mucous membrane before it disappeared!I saw the mucous membrane protruding sharply towards the mouth. . .When the bump reaches a certain limit, it bounces back with excellent elasticity!Lin Chong and Wang Lun fell into the bottom of the stomach pouch like two bullets, and there was a cloud of Helicobacter pylori!
Lin Chong was in a daze: "Would the flexibility be so good!!!"
That piece of Helicobacter pylori was flying all over the sky, and it fell on the two of them like a torrential rain!Those countless flagella tied the two of them together in an instant!
"Eat him! Eat him!! Eat eat eat eat him!!!" This deafening voice poured into Lin Chong's eardrums!The countless flagella tightly bound his whole body, making him unable to move!
Ah, I really didn't expect that Lin Chong, the first hero, was killed by a villain and fell to this point, but was eaten by the bacteria in the stomach of a giant. . .He looked at the top of his stomach and slowly closed his eyes. . .Ma'am, we will meet again in the next life. . .
"What are you arguing about? Do you want other bacteria to take a good nap?" A domineering roar cut through the voices of countless people who ate him, and all the Helicobacter pylori stopped their roaring and turned into whispers: "The bacteria just came !" "Bacteria just arrived!"
Jungang, what kind of bacteria is such a famous bacterium?No, at least I have to satisfy my curiosity before I die.Lin Chong opened his eyes after thinking about it, only to see countless Helicobacter pylori out of the way, a large Helicobacter wearing a suit and a shiny back, holding the Helicobacter 233Splus in the belly of a general, swaggering Walked over: "What are you arguing about, what are you arguing about!?"
作者有话要说:0W0恩。。。从6月19号到今天为止这快20天作者又干嘛去啦?
Well, the last long-distance trip planned this year~ Actually, I got home the day before yesterday. I had a good rest yesterday and I am still sleepy today.
Well, if there is no accident, there will be no more interruptions in the last two months.
☆、Legendary Qiu Mingshan Chariot God
I saw a row of flamboyant character profiles appearing next to the Helicobacter pylori known as Jungang——
Bacteria just.Junyuan was born in the giant Song Wan's pylori in 213. His ancestors are the veteran single noble Helicobacter inherited from Song Wan's grandfather. He is a well-known pylori and chrysanthemum scientist who is famous throughout Song Wan's body. .He has studied for decades, and is famous in the Helicobacter circle for "Rhythm of Chrysanthemum Gate", "Appreciation of Chrysanthemum Gate" and "Compendium of Chrysanthemum Gate Patterns".He has won the title of Song Wan Jumen Outstanding Contribution Expert, the title of Song Wan Level Outstanding Helicobacter Expert, and enjoys the special allowance of Song Wan Stomach.In the year 250 of Junyuan, he was appointed as the head of the pylorus door, one of the three heads of the stomach department of Song Wan.
Lin Chong was stunned: "Those three books... I really want to see what kind of content they will contain!"
Bacteria just faced the light pouring down from above with a big back, and his whole body exuded a bilibili light: "Continuing from the last chapter, let me emphasize again what you are arguing about, isn't it just two more humans falling down?"
"Report to Mr. Jungang! These two humans are not ordinary!"
"Oh?"
"One of them is named Lin and Chong, and they have to run wildly in the big forest for three hours every morning! The other is Wang Minglun, who can swing his body so fast that he can make the word Wang!"
"Wonderful!" Jun Gang stretched out two flagella and clapped his hands: "Could it be that these two belong to the circus? They just happened to be my slaves for fun!"
"Master Jungang! These two circus troupes are extraordinary! They just screwed your son to death!" The Helicobacter yelled and moved away, revealing the top and bottom of the two Helicobacter lying on the bottom of the stomach end.
Bacteria trembled violently!He walked towards the top and bottom of the two helical bacteria step by step: "My son!!!"
They are really father and son! ?How do you recognize this large piece of Helicobacter that looks exactly the same?Lin Chong also trembled, and he said with a sneer: "Master Jun Gang, calm down, your son is not dead, he just walked a little farther on the road to becoming a qualified Helicobacter pylori."
"Too far away!!?" Bacteria looked at the ends of the two helical bacteria in a daze, but couldn't tell which one was the head and which was the buttocks, so it cautiously didn't pick it up: "Damn it all walked to Huangquan Road Already!! Going too far!!!"
Lin Chong made a shining handsome face: "I guarantee with my personality, your son is not dead! Just put the villain down and the villain will save him in minutes!"
"What's the guarantee of personality? Are you human beings honest?" Jun Gang said with a sad face: "If you want to guarantee it, you must guarantee it with the most precious part of your body—the chrysanthemum!"
"...If you take care of the chrysanthemum as a guarantee, then use the chrysanthemum as a guarantee...for Mao's most precious part is the chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong just waved his hand and the group of Helicobacter loosened their flagella. Lin Chong's feet slowly touched the bottom of his stomach, and he grabbed the upper and lower ends of the twisted Helicobacter with a solemn expression: "Actually, little Man is a senior expert on Helicobacter pylori, and he sneaked into the giant's stomach just to study your strain."
"Oh? Is there a flagella related to my son's life?"
"Very much!" Lin Chong forcibly put the two ends of the twisted bacteria together, and he didn't know whether it was the head or the butt: "As we all know, Helicobacter pylori is the only bacteria that can survive in the stomach. Bacteria living in the environment mainly live around the pylorus, and the word 'pylorus' deserves its name."
Bacteria just nodded.
"However, look in the mirror yourself! You are just a cylinder, and it is barely a bacillus. Where is the spiral?"
Bacteria just opened its mouth: "This helix refers to the curved shape of the cell, and it refers to the cell rather than the body shape. According to the degree of curvature and hardness of the cell, it can be divided into three types: vibrio, spirochete, and spirochete."
Fuck you met a real expert!This head of the pylorus gate is really amazing!It was originally planned to let the Helicobacter bacteria in the audience collectively twist themselves off and commit suicide collectively!So does that helix refer to the curved shape of the cell?
Lin Chong wiped the sweat from his face: "This! This is it! How do you know if the cells inside your body are spiral?"
"Ah, didn't you humans invent that kind of thing? What is it called? Microscope! It was invented by the Dutchman As Jansen at the end of the 16th century. He was a spectacle merchant. Unfortunately, he didn't use a microscope to observe any Small things."
Fuck you are a real expert!I've never heard of who Yas Jensen is!Also the end of the 16th century!This cultured Helicobacter is too difficult to fool!
Lin Chong wiped the sweat left on his face again: "But a microscope alone is not enough to perfectly observe the spirally arranged cells in your body! That's right! After entering the 21st century, even the skin of bacteria has become thicker! You must use a knife Only by digging open can we directly observe the inside of the body!"
Bacteria just stretched out one of the longest flagella and pointed at the two Helicobacter bodies in Lin Chong's arms: "Hasn't my son been cut open by you, let's observe."
Fuck, I'm going to trick you into dedicating yourself to science and plan to cut you apart!
Jun Gang held Lin Chong's chin provocatively with the flagella: "Aren't you a senior expert on Helicobacter pylori? Presumably senior experts don't wear microscopes, right? My son has dedicated himself to science. Come on, let's observe."
Fuck, Song Dynasty, where do you want me to find a microscope! ?Wait, wait, the Song Dynasty spans from 960 AD to 1276 AD. . .In other words, the year when the Song Dynasty perished was just in the 11th century!Fuck it, the 16th-century Ascension didn't even have a hair on his butt!
Sweat poured down Lin Chong's face. . .It's time for a big event, this is not only an expert Helicobacter pylori, but also a Helicobacter pylori who can predict the future!
"Actually," Lin Chong raised his head: "Wang Lun, who is still tied up by you over there, is my bionic robot assistant, and the microscope is installed in his body."
As soon as the bacteria waved their flagella, the group of Helicobacter bacteria loosened their flagella, and Wang Lun, who was still foaming, was put down.
I saw Lin Chong solemnly picked up Wang Lun from the ground, and solemnly put his face on the ground at the bottom of his stomach, stepped on his body and pinched his arms.
Bacteria and the large group of Helicobacter all stared wide-eyed.
"This bionic robot must accumulate a certain amount of heat energy to activate the microscope function." Lin Chong solemnly introduced: "The most convenient and practical way to accumulate heat energy is to generate heat by friction!"
Bacteria nodded in agreement: "Let me see the latest scientific and technological achievements in your human world!"
I saw Lin Chong stepping on Wang Lun's body and pinching his arms, and Wang Lun raised his head and a silver light flashed in his eyes below!A fart of power propulsion slowly spurted out from his asshole!
"Oh oh oh!" All the Helicobacter were dumbfounded.
Lin Chong stepped on Wang Lun like he stepped on a motorcycle!Wang Lun galloped gracefully in his stomach!Lin Chong started an endless orbital drift around the helicobacteria!
I saw that the drift gradually accelerated, gradually accelerated, and finally even danced into a phantom!A gust of wind caused the flagella of all the Helicobacteria in the middle to flutter!
Zun Gang was stunned, and he used his flagellum to caress the messed-up big dorsal head on his head. . .This elegant posture, this skilled driving skills. . .He couldn't help but murmured the title of the world-renowned Megatron: "You...are you the legendary autumn mountain chariot god!?"
Almost there, almost there. . .I saw Lin Chong twist his wrist!Wang Lun rushed up along the stomach wall like a line of fire and went straight to the spray door at the top of the stomach!
The Helicobacteria watched Lin Chong and Wang Lun rush towards the door before reacting: "Not good! Despicable humans are about to escape!"
There it is!Blocked my squirt mucous membrane twice!With a roar, Lin Chong squeezed Wang Lun's arm and hit the mucous membrane fiercely!The sharp upward protrusion of the mucous membrane even drew out Wang Lun's face deeply!
Then the mucous membrane bounced Lin Chong and Wang Lun back with a faster acceleration!Lin Chong looked at the mucous membrane of the mouth full of remorse——Axiba is too stupid, you are just a mucous membrane, why should the elasticity be so good! ?
He turned his head sadly and looked down at the rapidly falling place, where countless helicobacteria were waving their flagella aggressively!
This time they will definitely not listen to me fooling around. . .He turned his head to look at the mucous membrane, the esophagus, the mouth, and the little bit of outside air that leaked in from there, a tear dripped from the corner of his eye unconsciously.
Fall, fall, just like an angel with broken wings. . .
Countless helicobacteria could be heard exclaiming, and the surrounding area was completely dark!Just when Lin Chong was in despair and falling, he and Wang Lun crashed into the pylorus at the bottom of the stomach with extremely fast acceleration!
☆, the golden mean of the giants
Wang Lun opened his eyes in a daze.
As far as the eye can see, there is a piece of pink, like a girlish refined decoration; under the body is a piece of softness, like a Simmons bed that makes people linger and refuse to wake up; it seems that someone is holding someone's hand, this kind of feeling is like a certain theme In the hotel scene, after all, whose hand is it holding?
All I can think of is that one person!
Wang Lun turned his head and stared affectionately: "Xiao Jinjin~~~"
Then he found that he was holding Lin Chong's hand, and Lin Chong's petrified face was not far away: "Fuck you fags, stay away from me!!!"
Lin Chong lay beside him and murmured: "It seems that you are holding on to my hand, but you can't break it, so you can't stop saying something like, 'No, little Jinjin! Little Jinjin is a butterfly!' and so on. If you describe it..."
Wang Lun stood up blushing and looked around the scene. He found that the clothes on the front of his body had been polished off, revealing his thin chest, thin abdomen and thin body wrapped in holy light. He was facing the camera. He squatted down shyly: "A good man never reveals his faults! Speaking of Brother Lin, why is my clothes torn? And where is this?"
Lin Chong smiled vicissitudes of life: "About your clothes... ah ha ha... haven't you noticed that Xiang is stuck on your body? That's right, this is the giant intestine!"
"Large intestine." Wang Lun blinked: "Big big intestine!? Is that the place where Xiang is stored? Aren't we still in the stomach just now? Where's the group of Helicobacter pylori just now? The scene change is too fast! ?”
"That's right, it's that fast. Do you feel it? Take a deep breath and feel it with your heart." Lin Chong tightly squeezed Wang Lun's hand and closed his eyes with a solemn expression. . .Infected by his serious expression, Wang Lun also closed his eyes.
"Feel the beating of the heart? Feel the trembling of the liver? Feel the peristalsis of the stomach?"
Wang Lun nodded in fear.
"That's right! We're heading straight for the giant's chrysanthemum!"
"...chrysanthemum?"
"That's right! It's the chrysanthemum! We are about to do something that has never been done before or since - being excreted from the giant's chrysanthemum!"
The panic on Wang Lun's face turned into panic: "Being excreted? What's the difference between being a human and being excreted by a giant!?"
"At least we can see the sun tomorrow!" A bang sounded from behind Lin Chong, setting off a magnificent scene of turbulent waves crashing on the shore!He held Wang Lun with one arm and pointed at the bottom of the constantly wriggling large intestine with the other—where the legendary rectum can be seen!And one meter of sunlight at the end of the rectum is faintly projecting in from there!
"Sing with me!" A passionate and vigorous accompaniment came from behind Lin Chong!He sang in the national bel canto: "There is a kind of bravery called strength! There is a kind of choice called strength! There is a kind of voice called majesty! Let's team up to the sun! We! We! Di! Team! Wu! Xiang! Tai !Positive!"
"Xiang your sister! Then where is the sun? We are clearly striding towards the chrysanthemum! Where is the background music coming from!?" Wang Lun tried to get up from his wriggling stomach: "Ya Die! Don’t be excreted! What’s the difference between that and Xiang! Thanks to my nickname of the White Clothes Scholar! The whole body is covered with Xiang, and I have become a Xiangyi Scholar! I will have no face to be a man in the future!”
"Scholar Xiangyi, let me ask you! What's in the stomach of this giant?"
"There's pylori! There's pylori! There's Helicobacter pylori!"
"Do you have your little Jinjin? What is the difference between being excreted and flying, but what is the difference between not going out and Helicobacter pylori? Do you want to be Xiang or Helicobacter pylori? You choose yourself!"
Wang Lun was stunned for a minute: "Neither of these two is good!!! Can I choose neither???"
"Then... I'll give you the third option." Lin Chong held his hand tightly and his eyes were firm!
Wang Lun's expression became relieved: "What choice? It must be good, good, good!"
Lin Chong pulled him by the wrist and pulled him in front of him and stepped on it again: "Now I will answer your question just now - where did your clothes go! This is the third option - become Xiang's skateboard!"
Wang Lun was stuck against the wall of the large intestine again and rubbed violently!He felt that the hair on his chest was burning violently, "Damn it, let me do flying!!!"
"It's okay, you're just a skateboard and no one will care about you!" Wang Lun drove into Song Wan's rectum like a flying meteor!The sun and light are getting closer and closer!
Song Wan scratched his head: "Ah, I still feel hungry, as expected, I should ask the master for extra meals."
Du Qian slapped him again in dissatisfaction: "You are still hungry after eating all of my portion! You really have to ask the master for extra food!" He looked at the place where Wang Lun was just standing: "Little Lunlun... You see, the two of us are so big, and we are half a person in one meal... huh, where is little Lunlun?"
"Xiao Lunlun..." Song Wan scratched his head in doubt, "No way, where did the master go?"
"You are tall! You are tall and you can see far! You look around and see where the master is hiding!"
"Okay!" Song Wan straightened up, and the other end pierced into the thick clouds again to become a King Kong in the cloud, his thunderous voice descended from his head: "There is nothing in the gray area! "
Du Qian supported his forehead with great pain: "You have stabbed into the clouds! What a fool! You really don't know how to do things, don't stand so high! Everything should be just right! That's the golden mean in the legend!"
"The mean!" Song Wan was stunned!He thought about it for 5 minutes: "Central... probably what part is it?"
"Probably..." Du Qian also thought about it for 5 minutes: "It's probably like the middle part of a fish, the distance from the gills to the dorsal fin."
"From gills to dorsal fin!" Song Wan was shocked again!He said in horror: "I have neither gills nor dorsal fin! My God! Where should I write the word mediocrity!"
"Probably..." Du Qian thought again for 5 minutes: "The head is the top, and the feet are the ends. The abdomen is between the head and the feet! The middle of your body should be around the navel! I Then take a pen and write mediocre characters there!"
"Oh! We finally understand the golden mean!" Song Wan was overjoyed!He thought for another 5 minutes while Du Qian was looking for a pen: "No way, the mean is a legendary magic skill! Written around the belly button, wouldn't everyone know that we have mastered this skill? Be low-key." ah!"
"Then..." Du Qian was stunned holding his pen, which was a dead tree that had just been uprooted: "Is there a relatively hidden part in your middle?"
Song Wan thought again for 5 minutes, and a shining star flashed above his head, the light penetrated through the thick clouds: "Yes! If you want to say that the greatest concealment is in the two petals of the butt. The chrysanthemum in the middle is none other than!"
"Wonderful! If you write mediocre characters there, others will not discover that we have mastered the legendary mediocre skills!" Du Qian walked behind Song Wan with a dead tree in his hand: "Don't move, Xiaowan Ten thousand! I'm going to start!"
"kindness!"
Du Qian held the dead tree and pointed it at Song Wan's back!
Song Wan suddenly twisted his buttocks: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?"
Du Qian raised his head in dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about! Are you not afraid that I didn't write it well if you are so stupid!?"
Song Wan showed a patient expression above the clouds: "Stomach... seems not feeling well..."
"Look! You ate my food! You have a bad stomach! This is all retribution! Good will be rewarded with good! Evil will be rewarded with evil! Everything will be rewarded! The time has not yet come! Hahaha! Hahahaha!! Hahahahaha !!!”
While Du Qian was laughing, only Song Wan could hear a sigh of relief!An indescribable gas suddenly shot out from in front of him!In the gas, something roared on a skateboard and hit the bridge of his nose!
☆, two little bees!
It is said that Du Qian was holding the dead tree facing Song Wan's chrysanthemum, preparing to implement their doctrine of the mean, at this moment Song Wan twisted his ass
Wang Lun looked at Lin Chong carefully for a minute: "It's really a mosquito. Well, get this guy down and eat it without making any noise. I won't feed you today."
"Hey——!!!?" Lin Chong, Du Qian, and Song Wan all cried out in horror!Wang Lun covered his ears and stared at the two of them with dissatisfaction. Lin Chong struggled frantically: "Wait, wait! Let them not do anything! The villain has a letter from Mr. Chai to you!"
Wang Lun's face turned rosy when he heard the word Chai Daguanren!He smiled disgustingly and replied: "Ah!? Xiao Jinjin's letter!? Wait, wait, don't eat him! Put him down and show me the letter!"
Small. . .get in! ?Lin Chong's mouth overflowed with old blood, thinking that this little Xuanfeng Chaijin's name really wasn't forged. . .Song Wan bent down and pinched Lin Chong with his huge fingers. Several indescribable hairs were torn off. Du Qian let out an indescribable cry, and he put Lin Chong in front of Wang Lun.
Lin Chong took off the indescribably thick hair and threw it aside, feeling that his whole body was polluted, and really wanted to find a place to take a bath.With this in mind, he took out Chai Jin's letter, bowed and submitted it.
Song Wan still bent down and asked Wang Lun in a low voice: "We won't be feeding us today, and this guy can't eat, so what shall we eat today?"
Wang Lun ignored him, he took the letter with a rosy face and tore it open, and the rosy face gradually disappeared as he read it, he leaked his eyes from the top of the letter and looked at Lin Chong: "You fellow! , is Chai Jin's new love?"
Damn Chai Jin, what did you write nonsense in your letter! ?Lin Chong smiled awkwardly: "Chai Daguan was joking, what kind of villain would dare to be the new love of a high official?"
"Hmph." Wang Lun blew his beard and stared: "Chai Jin even asked me to find you a place to stay. Since it's Xiao Jinjin's request, there's nothing I can do about it."
Lin Chong let out a sigh of relief: "Thank you, Chief Wang!"
Wang Lun threw the letter away, and the letter was blown by the little north wind. He pointed his right index finger at Lin Chong viciously: "Officer Chai can only belong to me! Lin Chong, Lin Chong, I I will reward you for using your stomach as your shelter! Xiao Wanwan, just eat him!"
That Song Wan had been bending over behind Lin Chong, and after hearing this, he couldn't wait to reach out and pinch Lin Chong's waist and opened his mouth wide!
Fuck!The plot reversal was so sudden that there was no chance of escape!Those two fingers pinched Lin Chong's waist and almost made his disc protrude!The moment he was lifted up, he frightened forward and grabbed Wang Lun's outstretched right hand!
Song Wanda pinched Lin Chong's waist with his mouth open and lifted him up!And Lin Chong pinched Wang Lun's right hand tightly with both hands and brought Wang Lun up!Song Wan pinched Lin Chong and threw the whole thing into his open mouth!Wang Lun looked at Song Wan's bloody mouth in horror: "Ya Xiao Die Xiao Wan Wan lives—"
The word shut up came out of Song Wan's esophagus with a long sound of body rolling. . .Du Qian punched Song Wan on the back in dissatisfaction: "You eat fast! I won't keep my share!"
The esophagus is warm and soft, and when the bones rolled down from here to the bottom of the stomach pouch, the body bounced up slightly. The entire stomach was dark red, and the outline of the object could be vaguely seen.Lin Chong staggered up from the bottom of his stomach, feeling as if he was walking on a trampoline.
"Why are you still holding me!" Wang Lun shook off Lin Chong's hand but did not. He sat at the bottom of his stomach and cried, "It's okay to die, how can I die decently! By myself What's the point of being eaten by a giant you raise? It's fine if you get eaten by a giant, but let Xiao Jinjin and I be eaten by a giant together!"
Lin Chong nodded and let go of his hand: "Seriously agree, then there will be two less catastrophes in the world."
"Your uncle, if you didn't pull me, I would still be alive!?"
"Fuck you, if you didn't order the giant to eat me, I would drag you? You are unkind and blame me for being unrighteous!"
Wang Lun closed his mouth and wept.
Lin Chong looked around at the environment in the stomach: "You have to thank the giant for just swallowing it raw without chewing it, otherwise we two wouldn't be able to stand here."
Wang Lun opened his mouth with a mournful face: "Come on, if you chew it, you will die so neatly, if you swallow it alive, we will be corroded by stomach acid and die!"
"No, as long as there is still a glimmer of life, I can't give up! I have come this way! I firmly believe that I will be able to return to my wife and continue my ordinary and happy life!" Behind Lin Chong, there was a stormy scene. background!He patted Wang Lun on the shoulder: "Can you accept dying in the giant's stomach and not dying with Chai Daguan?"
Wang Lun smiled bitterly: "Even if you can't accept it, so what?"
"We still have two ways to go!" Lin Chong stretched out two fingers and waved in front of Wang Lun: "The first way is to go out from the esophagus and escape from the giant's mouth!"
Wang Lun looked up at the vault-like top of his stomach and esophagus: "I choose the second one."
"Number two, crawl through the giant's sinuous ileum and get out of their chrysanthemums!"
Wang Lun sat down silently: "I'd better die here."
"You good-for-nothing guy, you're going to die here!" Lin Chong squatted into a horse stance, and the fart power under the chrysanthemum roared and pushed him up and slammed into the top of his stomach!I saw a transparent film appeared at the place where the top of the stomach pouch connected with the esophagus!When he hit it with his head, the film was extremely resilient and dented, and then bounced him off!
"The upper exit of the stomach is called the pylorus, and the lower exit of the stomach is called the pylorus." Wang Lun took out his mobile phone and wrote on Baidu: "When a normal human digests food, the pylorus will close, and then the stomach will start to move and secrete gastric acid. Perhaps the giant's stomach is more special. The door will be closed, too."
Lin Chong fell to the bottom of his stomach. He looked at Du Niang in Wang Lun's hand and stopped: "You actually have a connection with the omniscient and omnipotent Du Niang! Quickly Baidu how to get out of the giant's stomach!"
"Uh..." Wang Lun searched: "Giants don't have a digestive system, and what they eat will eventually be spit out!"
"Wow!" Lin Chong patted him on the shoulder: "Does that mean we won't be corroded by stomach acid? Does that mean we'll be spit out later?"
"But it's so strange." Wang Lun scratched his head: "Why have I never seen Xiao Qianqian and Xiao Wanwan vomit anything?"
"That's because we ate everything they ate." A strange voice came from behind Wang Lun!Lin Chong raised his head and saw a strange column-shaped object with a height of half a person standing behind Wang Lun!He took a few steps back and looked around, and found that he and Wang Lun had been surrounded by a circle of these ghosts!
"Blind blind!" The cylindrical upright object laughed loudly: "We are the only bacteria that can survive in the stomach - Helicobacter pylori!"
☆, love crazy local tyrant gold 233Splus
Lin Chong and Wang Lun were stunned. They turned their backs tremblingly and whispered to each other: "What does it say it is?"
"It said it was Helicobacter pylori!"
Lin Chong turned around and glanced at the Helicobacter. He saw that it was about 1.8 meter long, [-] meter wide, and [-] meters high. It had no neck or head, let alone where the five sense organs grew. The squirm of the body kept fluttering: "The volume is too big! The skeleton is too amazing! The surface of the face is too... where is its face!"
Wang Lun also glanced at the Helicobacter: "It's just a bacterium, look for your sister's face!"
"Someone in your family has such a high level of bacteria!?"
"Isn't this the bacteria in the giant's stomach! It's not surprising that the bacteria in the stomach are also multiplied by the size of a giant!"
Lin Chong turned around and stared at the Helicobacter holding his chin seriously: "But this is not worthy of the name."
Wang Lun also turned around and stared at the Helicobacter holding his chin seriously: "The name really does not match the reality."
The flagella all over the Helicobacter pylori trembled violently: "Where am I not worthy of the name!? I am the original imported genuine free shipping pure cotton Helicobacter pylori!"
"Since it's called Helicobacter, where is the cylindrical shape of your whole body spiraling?" Lin Chong's eyes flashed a handsome light.
"..." Helicobacter was stunned. After thinking for a while, it viciously stretched out a long flagellum and pointed at Lin Chong: "What's your name?"
"The villain's surname is Lin and his name is Chong."
"Lin Chong, Lin Chong! How can you accuse me of not being worthy of your name if you don't even deserve your name!?"
"Huh? My name doesn't match the truth..."
"You should be running wild in the woods! The fact that you are standing in the stomach of a giant proves that you are not worthy of your name!"
Lin Chong held his forehead in pain: "According to you, Ma Yun still has to ride a horse soaring through the clouds and fog to the sky? Obama also has to roar and rip off the horse's chrysanthemum?"
"That's right!" Helicobacter raised his head and raised his chest: "Since everyone's name is not true, why stick to the word 'helix' in my name!?"
"Well, let me interrupt." Wang Lun raised a hand: "I can testify that Lin Chong would run wildly in the big woods for three hours after getting up every morning. He is really worthy of the name Lin Chong!"
"..." Helicobacter pondered for a while, then pointed at Wang Lun viciously with the flagellum: "You! What's your name!"
"My name is Wang and my name is Lun."
"Where is the king and where is the wheel?"
"This..."
Lin Chong saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed and Helicobacter was full of pride. It was Wang Lun's turn to repay his favor just now!He grabbed Wang Lun's hand and swung him up like a windmill!
I saw that Wang Lun's whole body was colorful and full of wind by Lin Chong!Lin Chong pulled Wang Lun up and down, left, right, left, and right in Song Wan's stomach, and the whole person turned into a phantom!In this dazzling phantom, Helicobacter fixed his eyes slightly and saw a king word appearing in front of him!
Helicobacter pylori plopped and knelt on the ground: "It's so Wanglun... Am I the only one who doesn't live up to the name!?"
"It's okay, I can help you." Lin Chong stopped his phantom-like dancing and said with 12 points of sincerity, and Wang Lun in his hand was drooping at the bottom of his stomach with a head full of gold stars foaming at the mouth and a face full of bewilderment.
"Really?" Helicobacter pylori seemed to have a layer of divine light floating around Lin Chong when he saw it!It bowed to Lin Chong: "Please make me a veritable Helicobacter pylori!"
Lin Chong pinched its upper end with one hand and the lower end with the other: "It may hurt a little."
"It hurts! I am proud of being a Helicobacter pylori! Please make me a complete Helicobacter pylori!"
I saw Lin Chong twisting his hands in the opposite direction like twisting the clothes he just washed!The wrist strength of the 80 forbidden army instructor who practiced martial arts all day is really extraordinary!The Helicobacter pylori gradually bent and twisted into a helix!
"Brother Lin Chong! This is not a little pain, it is really too painful!"
"Hold it! Hold it! Aren't you proud of being a Helicobacter pylori? Didn't you ask me to turn you into a complete Helicobacter pylori!?"
"Brother Lin Chong! My whole body is twisted to the point that my lumbar disc is protruding!"
"Bacteria don't have bones! Don't worry, you will never have a herniated disc!"
"Brother, I'm relieved when you say that!" Helicobacter pylori closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, howling desperately: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
There was only a crackling sound, and the entire bacterial body of Helicobacter pylori was twisted from the middle like a ham sausage!A large pile of dark green unknown liquid sprayed all over Lin Chong!
Lin Chong pinched the ends of the two bacteria and was stunned.
The circle of Helicobacter pylori in the surrounding area was silent for a moment, and they stretched out their longest flagella and pointed viciously at Lin Chong: "You're in trouble! You're in trouble! Its father is Zhu Gang!"
Lin Chong hurriedly threw out the two ends of the bacteria in his hand: "Hey!?? Bacteria!!???"
I saw countless Helicobacter pylori around me excited!Countless long flagella danced ferociously in the stomach like a forest: "You dare to move Jun Gang's son! Eat him! Eat him!! Eat him!!!"
"Hey!??" Under the background of the large forest of flagella, Lin Chong was completely dumbfounded!As soon as he picked up the bottom of his stomach, Wang Lun, who was still foaming happily, pushed forward with a fart and rushed forward!
As mentioned in the previous chapter, the last chapter is longer than this chapter, so I would like to reiterate that the lower end of the stomach is called the pylorus and the upper end is called the pylorus. In the last chapter, the mucous membrane will be formed when the food is digested set up!
Lin Chong picked up Wang Lun and started to swing it!With the help of the acceleration of its own movement and the centrifugal force of swinging Wang Lun, it threw Wang Lun towards the mucous membrane!
Wang Lun hit the mucous membrane with a whoosh, and stuck to it like a bug falling into a spider's web, swinging a few times!Lin Chong bumped headfirst into Wang Lun's mucous membrane before it disappeared!I saw the mucous membrane protruding sharply towards the mouth. . .When the bump reaches a certain limit, it bounces back with excellent elasticity!Lin Chong and Wang Lun fell into the bottom of the stomach pouch like two bullets, and there was a cloud of Helicobacter pylori!
Lin Chong was in a daze: "Would the flexibility be so good!!!"
That piece of Helicobacter pylori was flying all over the sky, and it fell on the two of them like a torrential rain!Those countless flagella tied the two of them together in an instant!
"Eat him! Eat him!! Eat eat eat eat him!!!" This deafening voice poured into Lin Chong's eardrums!The countless flagella tightly bound his whole body, making him unable to move!
Ah, I really didn't expect that Lin Chong, the first hero, was killed by a villain and fell to this point, but was eaten by the bacteria in the stomach of a giant. . .He looked at the top of his stomach and slowly closed his eyes. . .Ma'am, we will meet again in the next life. . .
"What are you arguing about? Do you want other bacteria to take a good nap?" A domineering roar cut through the voices of countless people who ate him, and all the Helicobacter pylori stopped their roaring and turned into whispers: "The bacteria just came !" "Bacteria just arrived!"
Jungang, what kind of bacteria is such a famous bacterium?No, at least I have to satisfy my curiosity before I die.Lin Chong opened his eyes after thinking about it, only to see countless Helicobacter pylori out of the way, a large Helicobacter wearing a suit and a shiny back, holding the Helicobacter 233Splus in the belly of a general, swaggering Walked over: "What are you arguing about, what are you arguing about!?"
作者有话要说:0W0恩。。。从6月19号到今天为止这快20天作者又干嘛去啦?
Well, the last long-distance trip planned this year~ Actually, I got home the day before yesterday. I had a good rest yesterday and I am still sleepy today.
Well, if there is no accident, there will be no more interruptions in the last two months.
☆、Legendary Qiu Mingshan Chariot God
I saw a row of flamboyant character profiles appearing next to the Helicobacter pylori known as Jungang——
Bacteria just.Junyuan was born in the giant Song Wan's pylori in 213. His ancestors are the veteran single noble Helicobacter inherited from Song Wan's grandfather. He is a well-known pylori and chrysanthemum scientist who is famous throughout Song Wan's body. .He has studied for decades, and is famous in the Helicobacter circle for "Rhythm of Chrysanthemum Gate", "Appreciation of Chrysanthemum Gate" and "Compendium of Chrysanthemum Gate Patterns".He has won the title of Song Wan Jumen Outstanding Contribution Expert, the title of Song Wan Level Outstanding Helicobacter Expert, and enjoys the special allowance of Song Wan Stomach.In the year 250 of Junyuan, he was appointed as the head of the pylorus door, one of the three heads of the stomach department of Song Wan.
Lin Chong was stunned: "Those three books... I really want to see what kind of content they will contain!"
Bacteria just faced the light pouring down from above with a big back, and his whole body exuded a bilibili light: "Continuing from the last chapter, let me emphasize again what you are arguing about, isn't it just two more humans falling down?"
"Report to Mr. Jungang! These two humans are not ordinary!"
"Oh?"
"One of them is named Lin and Chong, and they have to run wildly in the big forest for three hours every morning! The other is Wang Minglun, who can swing his body so fast that he can make the word Wang!"
"Wonderful!" Jun Gang stretched out two flagella and clapped his hands: "Could it be that these two belong to the circus? They just happened to be my slaves for fun!"
"Master Jungang! These two circus troupes are extraordinary! They just screwed your son to death!" The Helicobacter yelled and moved away, revealing the top and bottom of the two Helicobacter lying on the bottom of the stomach end.
Bacteria trembled violently!He walked towards the top and bottom of the two helical bacteria step by step: "My son!!!"
They are really father and son! ?How do you recognize this large piece of Helicobacter that looks exactly the same?Lin Chong also trembled, and he said with a sneer: "Master Jun Gang, calm down, your son is not dead, he just walked a little farther on the road to becoming a qualified Helicobacter pylori."
"Too far away!!?" Bacteria looked at the ends of the two helical bacteria in a daze, but couldn't tell which one was the head and which was the buttocks, so it cautiously didn't pick it up: "Damn it all walked to Huangquan Road Already!! Going too far!!!"
Lin Chong made a shining handsome face: "I guarantee with my personality, your son is not dead! Just put the villain down and the villain will save him in minutes!"
"What's the guarantee of personality? Are you human beings honest?" Jun Gang said with a sad face: "If you want to guarantee it, you must guarantee it with the most precious part of your body—the chrysanthemum!"
"...If you take care of the chrysanthemum as a guarantee, then use the chrysanthemum as a guarantee...for Mao's most precious part is the chrysanthemum!"
Lin Chong just waved his hand and the group of Helicobacter loosened their flagella. Lin Chong's feet slowly touched the bottom of his stomach, and he grabbed the upper and lower ends of the twisted Helicobacter with a solemn expression: "Actually, little Man is a senior expert on Helicobacter pylori, and he sneaked into the giant's stomach just to study your strain."
"Oh? Is there a flagella related to my son's life?"
"Very much!" Lin Chong forcibly put the two ends of the twisted bacteria together, and he didn't know whether it was the head or the butt: "As we all know, Helicobacter pylori is the only bacteria that can survive in the stomach. Bacteria living in the environment mainly live around the pylorus, and the word 'pylorus' deserves its name."
Bacteria just nodded.
"However, look in the mirror yourself! You are just a cylinder, and it is barely a bacillus. Where is the spiral?"
Bacteria just opened its mouth: "This helix refers to the curved shape of the cell, and it refers to the cell rather than the body shape. According to the degree of curvature and hardness of the cell, it can be divided into three types: vibrio, spirochete, and spirochete."
Fuck you met a real expert!This head of the pylorus gate is really amazing!It was originally planned to let the Helicobacter bacteria in the audience collectively twist themselves off and commit suicide collectively!So does that helix refer to the curved shape of the cell?
Lin Chong wiped the sweat from his face: "This! This is it! How do you know if the cells inside your body are spiral?"
"Ah, didn't you humans invent that kind of thing? What is it called? Microscope! It was invented by the Dutchman As Jansen at the end of the 16th century. He was a spectacle merchant. Unfortunately, he didn't use a microscope to observe any Small things."
Fuck you are a real expert!I've never heard of who Yas Jensen is!Also the end of the 16th century!This cultured Helicobacter is too difficult to fool!
Lin Chong wiped the sweat left on his face again: "But a microscope alone is not enough to perfectly observe the spirally arranged cells in your body! That's right! After entering the 21st century, even the skin of bacteria has become thicker! You must use a knife Only by digging open can we directly observe the inside of the body!"
Bacteria just stretched out one of the longest flagella and pointed at the two Helicobacter bodies in Lin Chong's arms: "Hasn't my son been cut open by you, let's observe."
Fuck, I'm going to trick you into dedicating yourself to science and plan to cut you apart!
Jun Gang held Lin Chong's chin provocatively with the flagella: "Aren't you a senior expert on Helicobacter pylori? Presumably senior experts don't wear microscopes, right? My son has dedicated himself to science. Come on, let's observe."
Fuck, Song Dynasty, where do you want me to find a microscope! ?Wait, wait, the Song Dynasty spans from 960 AD to 1276 AD. . .In other words, the year when the Song Dynasty perished was just in the 11th century!Fuck it, the 16th-century Ascension didn't even have a hair on his butt!
Sweat poured down Lin Chong's face. . .It's time for a big event, this is not only an expert Helicobacter pylori, but also a Helicobacter pylori who can predict the future!
"Actually," Lin Chong raised his head: "Wang Lun, who is still tied up by you over there, is my bionic robot assistant, and the microscope is installed in his body."
As soon as the bacteria waved their flagella, the group of Helicobacter bacteria loosened their flagella, and Wang Lun, who was still foaming, was put down.
I saw Lin Chong solemnly picked up Wang Lun from the ground, and solemnly put his face on the ground at the bottom of his stomach, stepped on his body and pinched his arms.
Bacteria and the large group of Helicobacter all stared wide-eyed.
"This bionic robot must accumulate a certain amount of heat energy to activate the microscope function." Lin Chong solemnly introduced: "The most convenient and practical way to accumulate heat energy is to generate heat by friction!"
Bacteria nodded in agreement: "Let me see the latest scientific and technological achievements in your human world!"
I saw Lin Chong stepping on Wang Lun's body and pinching his arms, and Wang Lun raised his head and a silver light flashed in his eyes below!A fart of power propulsion slowly spurted out from his asshole!
"Oh oh oh!" All the Helicobacter were dumbfounded.
Lin Chong stepped on Wang Lun like he stepped on a motorcycle!Wang Lun galloped gracefully in his stomach!Lin Chong started an endless orbital drift around the helicobacteria!
I saw that the drift gradually accelerated, gradually accelerated, and finally even danced into a phantom!A gust of wind caused the flagella of all the Helicobacteria in the middle to flutter!
Zun Gang was stunned, and he used his flagellum to caress the messed-up big dorsal head on his head. . .This elegant posture, this skilled driving skills. . .He couldn't help but murmured the title of the world-renowned Megatron: "You...are you the legendary autumn mountain chariot god!?"
Almost there, almost there. . .I saw Lin Chong twist his wrist!Wang Lun rushed up along the stomach wall like a line of fire and went straight to the spray door at the top of the stomach!
The Helicobacteria watched Lin Chong and Wang Lun rush towards the door before reacting: "Not good! Despicable humans are about to escape!"
There it is!Blocked my squirt mucous membrane twice!With a roar, Lin Chong squeezed Wang Lun's arm and hit the mucous membrane fiercely!The sharp upward protrusion of the mucous membrane even drew out Wang Lun's face deeply!
Then the mucous membrane bounced Lin Chong and Wang Lun back with a faster acceleration!Lin Chong looked at the mucous membrane of the mouth full of remorse——Axiba is too stupid, you are just a mucous membrane, why should the elasticity be so good! ?
He turned his head sadly and looked down at the rapidly falling place, where countless helicobacteria were waving their flagella aggressively!
This time they will definitely not listen to me fooling around. . .He turned his head to look at the mucous membrane, the esophagus, the mouth, and the little bit of outside air that leaked in from there, a tear dripped from the corner of his eye unconsciously.
Fall, fall, just like an angel with broken wings. . .
Countless helicobacteria could be heard exclaiming, and the surrounding area was completely dark!Just when Lin Chong was in despair and falling, he and Wang Lun crashed into the pylorus at the bottom of the stomach with extremely fast acceleration!
☆, the golden mean of the giants
Wang Lun opened his eyes in a daze.
As far as the eye can see, there is a piece of pink, like a girlish refined decoration; under the body is a piece of softness, like a Simmons bed that makes people linger and refuse to wake up; it seems that someone is holding someone's hand, this kind of feeling is like a certain theme In the hotel scene, after all, whose hand is it holding?
All I can think of is that one person!
Wang Lun turned his head and stared affectionately: "Xiao Jinjin~~~"
Then he found that he was holding Lin Chong's hand, and Lin Chong's petrified face was not far away: "Fuck you fags, stay away from me!!!"
Lin Chong lay beside him and murmured: "It seems that you are holding on to my hand, but you can't break it, so you can't stop saying something like, 'No, little Jinjin! Little Jinjin is a butterfly!' and so on. If you describe it..."
Wang Lun stood up blushing and looked around the scene. He found that the clothes on the front of his body had been polished off, revealing his thin chest, thin abdomen and thin body wrapped in holy light. He was facing the camera. He squatted down shyly: "A good man never reveals his faults! Speaking of Brother Lin, why is my clothes torn? And where is this?"
Lin Chong smiled vicissitudes of life: "About your clothes... ah ha ha... haven't you noticed that Xiang is stuck on your body? That's right, this is the giant intestine!"
"Large intestine." Wang Lun blinked: "Big big intestine!? Is that the place where Xiang is stored? Aren't we still in the stomach just now? Where's the group of Helicobacter pylori just now? The scene change is too fast! ?”
"That's right, it's that fast. Do you feel it? Take a deep breath and feel it with your heart." Lin Chong tightly squeezed Wang Lun's hand and closed his eyes with a solemn expression. . .Infected by his serious expression, Wang Lun also closed his eyes.
"Feel the beating of the heart? Feel the trembling of the liver? Feel the peristalsis of the stomach?"
Wang Lun nodded in fear.
"That's right! We're heading straight for the giant's chrysanthemum!"
"...chrysanthemum?"
"That's right! It's the chrysanthemum! We are about to do something that has never been done before or since - being excreted from the giant's chrysanthemum!"
The panic on Wang Lun's face turned into panic: "Being excreted? What's the difference between being a human and being excreted by a giant!?"
"At least we can see the sun tomorrow!" A bang sounded from behind Lin Chong, setting off a magnificent scene of turbulent waves crashing on the shore!He held Wang Lun with one arm and pointed at the bottom of the constantly wriggling large intestine with the other—where the legendary rectum can be seen!And one meter of sunlight at the end of the rectum is faintly projecting in from there!
"Sing with me!" A passionate and vigorous accompaniment came from behind Lin Chong!He sang in the national bel canto: "There is a kind of bravery called strength! There is a kind of choice called strength! There is a kind of voice called majesty! Let's team up to the sun! We! We! Di! Team! Wu! Xiang! Tai !Positive!"
"Xiang your sister! Then where is the sun? We are clearly striding towards the chrysanthemum! Where is the background music coming from!?" Wang Lun tried to get up from his wriggling stomach: "Ya Die! Don’t be excreted! What’s the difference between that and Xiang! Thanks to my nickname of the White Clothes Scholar! The whole body is covered with Xiang, and I have become a Xiangyi Scholar! I will have no face to be a man in the future!”
"Scholar Xiangyi, let me ask you! What's in the stomach of this giant?"
"There's pylori! There's pylori! There's Helicobacter pylori!"
"Do you have your little Jinjin? What is the difference between being excreted and flying, but what is the difference between not going out and Helicobacter pylori? Do you want to be Xiang or Helicobacter pylori? You choose yourself!"
Wang Lun was stunned for a minute: "Neither of these two is good!!! Can I choose neither???"
"Then... I'll give you the third option." Lin Chong held his hand tightly and his eyes were firm!
Wang Lun's expression became relieved: "What choice? It must be good, good, good!"
Lin Chong pulled him by the wrist and pulled him in front of him and stepped on it again: "Now I will answer your question just now - where did your clothes go! This is the third option - become Xiang's skateboard!"
Wang Lun was stuck against the wall of the large intestine again and rubbed violently!He felt that the hair on his chest was burning violently, "Damn it, let me do flying!!!"
"It's okay, you're just a skateboard and no one will care about you!" Wang Lun drove into Song Wan's rectum like a flying meteor!The sun and light are getting closer and closer!
Song Wan scratched his head: "Ah, I still feel hungry, as expected, I should ask the master for extra meals."
Du Qian slapped him again in dissatisfaction: "You are still hungry after eating all of my portion! You really have to ask the master for extra food!" He looked at the place where Wang Lun was just standing: "Little Lunlun... You see, the two of us are so big, and we are half a person in one meal... huh, where is little Lunlun?"
"Xiao Lunlun..." Song Wan scratched his head in doubt, "No way, where did the master go?"
"You are tall! You are tall and you can see far! You look around and see where the master is hiding!"
"Okay!" Song Wan straightened up, and the other end pierced into the thick clouds again to become a King Kong in the cloud, his thunderous voice descended from his head: "There is nothing in the gray area! "
Du Qian supported his forehead with great pain: "You have stabbed into the clouds! What a fool! You really don't know how to do things, don't stand so high! Everything should be just right! That's the golden mean in the legend!"
"The mean!" Song Wan was stunned!He thought about it for 5 minutes: "Central... probably what part is it?"
"Probably..." Du Qian also thought about it for 5 minutes: "It's probably like the middle part of a fish, the distance from the gills to the dorsal fin."
"From gills to dorsal fin!" Song Wan was shocked again!He said in horror: "I have neither gills nor dorsal fin! My God! Where should I write the word mediocrity!"
"Probably..." Du Qian thought again for 5 minutes: "The head is the top, and the feet are the ends. The abdomen is between the head and the feet! The middle of your body should be around the navel! I Then take a pen and write mediocre characters there!"
"Oh! We finally understand the golden mean!" Song Wan was overjoyed!He thought for another 5 minutes while Du Qian was looking for a pen: "No way, the mean is a legendary magic skill! Written around the belly button, wouldn't everyone know that we have mastered this skill? Be low-key." ah!"
"Then..." Du Qian was stunned holding his pen, which was a dead tree that had just been uprooted: "Is there a relatively hidden part in your middle?"
Song Wan thought again for 5 minutes, and a shining star flashed above his head, the light penetrated through the thick clouds: "Yes! If you want to say that the greatest concealment is in the two petals of the butt. The chrysanthemum in the middle is none other than!"
"Wonderful! If you write mediocre characters there, others will not discover that we have mastered the legendary mediocre skills!" Du Qian walked behind Song Wan with a dead tree in his hand: "Don't move, Xiaowan Ten thousand! I'm going to start!"
"kindness!"
Du Qian held the dead tree and pointed it at Song Wan's back!
Song Wan suddenly twisted his buttocks: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?"
Du Qian raised his head in dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about! Are you not afraid that I didn't write it well if you are so stupid!?"
Song Wan showed a patient expression above the clouds: "Stomach... seems not feeling well..."
"Look! You ate my food! You have a bad stomach! This is all retribution! Good will be rewarded with good! Evil will be rewarded with evil! Everything will be rewarded! The time has not yet come! Hahaha! Hahahaha!! Hahahahaha !!!”
While Du Qian was laughing, only Song Wan could hear a sigh of relief!An indescribable gas suddenly shot out from in front of him!In the gas, something roared on a skateboard and hit the bridge of his nose!
☆, two little bees!
It is said that Du Qian was holding the dead tree facing Song Wan's chrysanthemum, preparing to implement their doctrine of the mean, at this moment Song Wan twisted his ass
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