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He fell to the ground, and a circle of people watching and pointing gradually gathered around him.

"What are you doing, what are you doing!" There was a rude roar, and a thick and cute man with a beard and a military officer came over swaggeringly: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way of Sajia!"

He pushed away the crowd and saw Shi Jin, who had a big hole in his buttocks and fell to the ground on his back, was shocked: "Who is this guy!?" The people around him shook their heads, so he bent down Turning Shi Jin's head to try to see Shi Jin's face clearly, the result was that his hand was too strong. With such a twist of his head, Shi Jin's neck made an ominous click, and a gust of blood gushed from the corner of Shi Jin's mouth. dripped out.

"Scattering!" (Holy shit) The big man was taken aback: "It's a disaster! It's important to save people first!" As he said that, he picked up Shi Jin from the ground and went straight to the hospital!

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Who is this cute and strong man?Was Shi Jin's neck broken?What unspeakable things will happen to this big man and Shi Jin?Let's listen to the next chapter to break down qaq

☆, before the waves on the beach

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! Get out of the way for Sajia!" The cute and strong man ran all the way to the hospital with Shi Jin on his back. Blood spurted.

Let's say there is a small artisan stall in the crowd, the man is selling plasters with a gun and a stick, seeing the big man break up the crowd and ruin his business, he is very angry, but the big man is breathing heavily on his back. The bleeding Shi Jin attracted his attention.

The big guy slammed into the medical hall and opened his mouth to drink: "Where is the doctor!!? Doctor come out for me!!!"

"Hey! Don't make any noise!" A doctor with narrowed eyes hurriedly dropped the patient and came over to pick up Shi Jin.

The big man turned around: "This man passed out at the gate of the city, and the Sa family looked to see who he was, but he seemed to have broken his neck because of his hands!" Said, he put Shi Jin on the hospital bed from his body .

"For Mao, let's see who can break the neck..." The doctor muttered, squinting his small eyes and looking at Shi Jin's head, only to see his pale face with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth and rolling his eyes: "This ...It's obvious that it's irregular menstruation and vitiligo!"

The big man slapped the doctor's face with a big ear: "That end is a face!!!"

The doctor fluttered and flew out with the force of the big ear scraper and stuck to the wall with a bang!He shook a few times and couldn't move.

The big man was stunned and pointed at the doctor: "Sajia trough! You birdman is still climbing the wall and pretending to be dead! Let's fight!" Then he raised his fist the size of a globe and threw the doctor from the wall. Torn out of the body!

"Good man! Stop it, good man! Don't beat the doctor to death!" A man rushed up and hugged the big man's thigh. The big man turned his head and saw that it was the guy who sold the plaster with a gun and a stick just now. Said: "Sajiacao! Who are you bird man? Why are you protecting this doctor and hugging Sajia's thigh!? Could it be that you have some ulterior chrysanthemum relationship with this doctor!?"

"Stop, man! I'm a busker, and I'm also a charlatan! My surname is Li, my name is Zhong, and people in the Jianghu are called Tiger Fighters!"

"Yo, there is still a name in the Jianghu? The Sa family has been around for so long and hasn't gotten a bird name." The big man threw the doctor aside like a ball of paper: "The Sa family is under the jurisdiction of the Jinglue Mansion, and the surname is Lu Mingda." After that, he patted Li Zhong with his big hand: "How can you beat a tiger with your small body?"

That hand is as powerful as the Tathagata palm!Before Li Zhong could react, he felt his internal organs tremble and spit out a mouthful of old blood: "...Lu Ti governs and lives, and there are thousands of people in the world, and the ways of fighting tigers are also different. For example, to mention you, Shenliqianjin is obviously a power-type character, while the villain is a recovery-type character. Think back to the time when the villain fought a big worm with golden hair spots and eye-catching eyes for three years on the road and consumed 280 million tubes of gold sores The ointment and three thousand [-] five tubes of resurrection medicine just killed it! That's why it got such a name!"

"Yo? The three years of the Sajiacao War is not counting the golden sore ointment and burned 280 five tubes of resurrection medicine? Exactly 360 five times nine, you have to resurrect three times a day!?? Wait, there is more in this book Resurrection medicine? Take it out and show it to the Sajia!" Lu Da patted Li Zhong's shoulder with his hands, and Li Zhong's legs softened with a click, and he knelt on the ground: "Damn it, don't touch it again. Me! Don’t touch me again! The villain doesn’t want to take resurrection medicine anymore!”

Lu Da curled his lips and sat down on the hospital bed next to him: "So what's the point of your appearance?"

"The villain came out to collect one hundred orders and eight generals."

"You can be a big general."

"No, no, the appearance of the villain still has practical significance. The name of the person you are carrying is Shi Jin, and he is an apprentice that the villain once taught."

"Oh, that's it." Lu Da glanced at the muscular Shi Jin and at the skinny Li Zhong: "Obviously your apprentice is stronger."

"What Tiha said is that, as the saying goes, the back waves of the Yangtze River break the front waves, and the front waves are cool on the beach..." Li Zhong lowered his head to pick up the leg bones that had been there for a long time and staggered to his feet.

"Well, this person has been claimed by someone, and it would be better if no one claimed it, and he would go to the army with the Sa family. But didn't you say that your appearance still has practical significance at present? So let me emphasize again what the significance of your appearance is." Lu Da hugged He picked up his arms and continued to curl his mouth.

"..." Li Zhong staggered and turned around, took out a tube of ointment from his crotch, and carefully squeezed a little ointment on Shi Jin's neck, only to see that Shi Jin twisted away When I woke up, my eyes popped open and two golden lights burst out!

Lu Da was stunned and opened his mouth wide. Li Zhong raised his thumb and pointed at himself, showing his big teeth that were shining as if drinking sparkling eyedrops to Lu Da.

Shi Jin's eyes were shining with golden light, and saliva overflowed from the corner of his mouth. Looking at Li Zhong, he raised his thumb and pointed to his own arm, muttering: "Duck wings... duck wings..." After reading a few sentences Then suddenly he rushed up, Kang Chi took a big mouthful of Li Zhong's blood, and jumped onto the ceiling of the medical center!

"AH!!!!!!" Li Zhong screamed with his right hand still in the shape of a thumb!

"Pfft ha ha ha, you bird medicine is really amazing!" Lu Da's saliva sprayed all over the floor with laughter!

"Tiju, stop laughing and help me!!!"

"Okay, okay." Lu Da walked over slowly and reached out to push Shi Jin's head, and then he saw the poop tattooed on Shi Jin's head.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this person has a tattoo on his forehead!" Lu Da's saliva directly sprayed out and sprayed Li Zhong all over the face!

Li Zhong's expression was dumbfounded: "Tisha, do you still want to save me?"

"Help, save!" Lu Da rolled up his sleeves and put one hand on Shi Jin's forehead and one hand on his chin, forcing his mouth to be pushed aside, Li Zhong covered his mouth with a grin. Looking at Shi Jin with his arms: "Fucking apprentice, I haven't seen you for more than three years, how can you be more fierce than the big worm I beat!"

Shi Jin was pushed aside unsteadily, then stood up unsteadily, his eyes radiated like zombies: "Meat..."

"Hahahaha, this is starving and dizzy." Lu Da rushed forward and punched Shi Jin in the stomach!The punch passed through Shi Jin's stomach and exploded the clothes on his back!However, Shi Jin gnawed at Lu Da's pectoral muscles without opening his mouth wide open!

"Ouch!" Lu Da was taken aback and dodged back: "It has evolved into a zombie after using your medicine!"

"Zombie movies tell us that headshots are the most effective way to deal with zombies..." Li Zhong muttered.

"Headshot..." Lu Da murmured, seeing Shi Jin take a bite, shake it a few times and bite again!Lu Da stretched out his big hand and grabbed Li Zhong's ankles!

"What the hell are you going to do..."

I saw Lu Da pinching Li Zhong's two ankles and slapping Shi Jin who was biting him!Li Zhong's head and Shi Jin's head collided with each other with a bang!A violent buzzing concussion caused the two of them to roll their eyes and foam at the mouth!

Spraying white foam, Shi Jin smashed the wall of the medical hall in a spiral shape and hit the street, dragging a flying trajectory!Lu Da built a pergola with his hands, looked at Shi Jin, who was framed on the opposite wall, and whistled: "Yo Ho! Home run!"

"Tiju..." Li Zhong foamed: "You do it lightly... You beat the shit out..."

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Lu Da carried Li Zhong on his left shoulder, swaggered out of the hospital, pulled Shi Jin out and carried him on his right shoulder: "Wait a minute, what did you say your apprentice's name was?"

"Shi... Shi Jin." Li Zhong was slurring his speech while foaming.

"Could it be that Shi Jin from Shijia Village, nicknamed Jiuwenlong, pulled Jiulong Xiangshan?"

"hen."

"Hahahaha, I've heard his name for a long time, I never thought I'd meet him in this situation!" Lu Da carried Shi Jin and Li Zhong swaggeringly towards the big restaurant with wine flags not far away: "Go! Go have a drink with Sa's family!"

The author has something to say: ///w///

In the future, the preview will still be written here, right?

Suddenly I can't think of how to write the next chapter preview!How about changing the last sentence to go with the Sa family? ==Well, let’s listen to the next chapter and let’s break it down qaq

☆, three sentences to play tricks?

With Li Zhong on his left shoulder and Shi Jin on his right, Lu Da kicked open the door of the big hotel, swaggered to find a place with a good view, and poked Li Zhong and Shi Jin on the chairs like carrots: "Little Er! Little Two!!! Just serve the best wine and meat to Sajia!"

When Shi Jin saw the meat in front of him, his legs didn't soften, his liver didn't hurt, and he didn't even vomit white foam. He stretched out his hands like a primitive man, tearing at the meat and eating like crazy. After 5 minutes, his eyes regained consciousness. He pulled out the chicken leg from his mouth and looked at Li Zhong and Lu Da: "Ouch!? Isn't this the first master? Good morning master! This is..."

Li Zhong poked on the chair, spitting foam at the mouth, and grinned half-deadly: "This is Lu Tiju, a senior official of the Jinglue Mansion..."

"Jinglue Mansion!" Shi Jin was taken aback, put down his drumsticks, stood up and bowed to Lu Da: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Lu Da also stood up and bowed: "Could it be that you are Shi Jin who was nicknamed Jiuwenlong in Shijia Village and pulled Jiulong Xiangshan?"

"It's down."

"Yo! I heard a lot about your reputation! Unexpected meeting is better than being famous!" Lu Da patted Shi Jin on the shoulder. This was his habitual action. Don't slap him paralyzed!Unexpectedly, Shi Jin continued to grin his teeth as if nothing had happened, which made Lu Da even more appreciative: "I heard that you are very good at pulling! You have pulled out a mountain!"

"In fact, the Nine Dragons Xiangshan was only pulled indirectly." Shi Jin sat down and gnawed on a chicken leg and said: "I directly pulled out the nine Xianglongs, and these nine dragons pulled out the Nine Dragons Xiangshan, and this Xianglong The inspiration for the dragon comes from the mind map of brothers Chen Da and Yang Chun." (Chapter [-])

"Nine flying dragons in the Sajia slot!" Lu Da exclaimed in surprise, "It's the first time for the Sajia to smell such a skill! Come and pull one for the Sajia to see!"

Shi Jin grinned and put down the chicken leg, stood up, raised his right arm to the sky and raised his buttocks: "Okay, thanks to Tisha's kindness, that villain will show his shame. It's time to show his real skills!" I only heard a snort!The Xianglong flew out of Shi Jin's chrysanthemum and circled around the wine table!

The Xianglong suddenly appeared and knocked down the tables and chairs, instantly filling the entire hotel!Countless shopkeepers and guest officials of the second-in-command shop were so frightened that they pissed off their shit and ran around!

Shi Jin clasped his fists together: "The space is limited, so the villain should just pull one first."

Lu Da took a closer look, and saw that the dragon was alive like a living thing!The dragon horns, dragon mouth, dragon teeth, dragon eyes, dragon scales, and dragon claws, especially the extremely beautiful dragon chrysanthemums!Lu Da haha ​​clapped his hands and shouted: "Good! What a Xianglong! Brother Shijia, you are such a hero! The Sa family can't pull out such a Xianglong, let alone carry out such a perfect deep processing of Xianglong!"

"You're making a fool of yourself." Shi Jin sat down and picked up the drumstick, clasping his fists together, "Tiha, since this is Jinglue Mansion, my younger brother would like to ask you about someone."

"My dear brother, please speak."

"I have a master. It turns out that he is the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army in Tokyo. His surname is Wang Mingjin. Is he in the Jinglue Mansion?"

"The one who was squeezed out by Gao Taiwei in Tokyo? The Sa family also knows him, but this is the Jinglue Mansion where he is a teacher, and he is not here."

"Huh? He said that he meant to go to the Jinglue Mansion where he was a teacher!"

"I'm afraid he is going to Mr. Kinder's Jinglue Mansion? Anyway, there is no such person here."

"Well, from my point of view, I still have to go to Yan'an Mansion." Shi Jin nodded.

"By the way, can this dragon move?"

"It can move, it can move!" Shi Jin put down the chicken leg and twisted the chrysanthemum again, the Xianglong smashed open the gate, flew around the whole restaurant and flew in through the gate again!

"Oh oh oh!" Lu Da clapped his hands, the Xianglong flew in front of Lu Da and made a bow, and then opened a chrysanthemum on the table next to it and pulled a big lump!

"Oh oh oh oh!!" Lu Da continued clapping his hands and shouting.

Shi Jin became more and more proud, that Xianglong scrambled around the whole restaurant, and in an instant, a lump of dragon cakes covered the entire table stood proudly on all the wine tables!

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!" Luda clapped his hands excitedly: "This is such a lightning fast and precise shitting technique!!!"

Shi Jin smiled slightly: "Just laughing and laughing." That Xianglong picked up a napkin and wiped his butt gracefully. When Shi Jin lowered his head and wanted to pick up the chicken leg again, he found that the big dragon standing proudly on the table was about to All the wine and meat in the house were covered tightly: "Ahahaha..."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! Brother Shijia's shit technology is unprecedented! It's worthy of the nickname of Jiuwenlong! What's the value of wine and meat! Sajia wants another table!" Lu Da shouted: "Xiaoer Little Er? Wipe the table for Sa’s house and have a table of wine and food!” Then he turned his head and looked at Shi Jin: “Brother Shi Jia, what skills do you have to get to such a level?”

"Whatever the skills are, they are all taught by Master Wang Jin." Shi Jin said with a smile: "First of all, the most basic thing is to exercise the control of the chrysanthemum, so that the chrysanthemum can contract, relax, tighten or loosen according to your own thoughts! "

"Oh oh oh!" Lu Da twisted the chrysanthemum, and a slight cry came from the corner of the restaurant.

"Secondly, it is necessary to expand the caliber of the chrysanthemum. A normal person's chrysanthemum cannot make a Xianglong! This requires years and years of stuffing all kinds of seemingly impossible things into the chrysanthemum! As small as lipstick, eyelash curler, facial cleanser, medium From the AK-47 mortar bazooka, to the space shuttle of the missile launch vehicle!"

"Oh oh oh!!" Ruda tried to split his buttocks, and the crying became louder and louder.

"And then, you need to exercise the flexibility of the chrysanthemum! How can a normal person pull out such a twist and turns? You need to make the chrysanthemum flexible enough to write calligraphy with a pen and a bullet with a gun! I have one at home. I used chrysanthemums to imitate a preface to the Pavilion of the King of Teng and a teacher list!"

"Oh oh oh..." The crying became more and more out of control!Ruda flipped the table out in a flash of aura!The table was glued to the opposite wall: "Xiao Er!!! Xiao Er!!!!!!"

"Come... come..." Xiaoer crawled in from outside the shop, covering his mouth and nose.

Lu Da stretched out his hand and poked him on the head. The poke caused Xiao Er to retreat more than ten meters and fell to the ground with his skull almost cracked.

"Promote your name! Megatron Weizhou City! Who doesn't know who doesn't know who doesn't know!" Xiaoer struggled to stand up while covering his head with one hand and his buttocks with the other.

"Then the Sajia and the brothers compete with each other by eating wine, why don't you serve wine and meat to the Sajia? And why do you still make people cry and make the Sajia unable to stop eating wine!?"

"I... how dare I..." Xiaoer stretched his neck, looking through the feces on each table: "Ah, the ones crying are the father and daughter who are selling wine and singing here. I didn't know that the officials in charge were here to drink, and I didn't expect to offend my lord, forgive me, forgive me..."

"Forgive your sin!" Lu Da stretched out his hand and hit him!The little one hurriedly hugged his head and lay on the ground: "Tiha, spare me! The villain will bring their father and daughter here to ask the reason!"

Lu Da watched the mistress roll away on the ground, and rolled back after a while, followed by an old man in his fifties and a girl in his twenties. I saluted.

Lu Da curled his lips: "Tell me, why are you crying?"

"Report to the officer," the girl stepped forward to report: "My father and daughter haven't had any rice for three days. I just ordered two bowls of rice and a plate of vegetables. When I was about to eat, I didn't want a lump of giant flying to appear out of thin air and crush everything." The food occupied the whole table! My father and daughter couldn’t help crying over the time and space, the infinite life, the hard fate, the miserable destiny, and the impermanence of the world.”

"Alas... Time and space are infinite, life is difficult, destiny is miserable, world is impermanent..." Lu Da sighed with emotion: "Xiaoer! Xiaoer!?"

The little boy was about to run away on his knees but he didn't want to be stopped by Ruda. He tremblingly got up from the ground: "What orders do you have from the prefect..."

"Clean up a table, and serve the best wine and meat to the father and daughter! Put it on my account!"

"Yes Yes..."

Lu Da pulled a chair and put it on the side, and waved his hand to signal the old man to sit over: "We'll talk about the Laxiang technique later, and the Sa family can't hold back. Come and talk about it. Why do you two sigh like this? How can you not eat a meal for three days?"

The old man gave up the chair to his daughter, and stood beside him with a blushing face and opened his mouth, "It's all because of the man nicknamed Zhenguanxi, Mr. Zheng."

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Li Zhong overturned the table: "I'm cooperating with me just to make a fool of myself with one sentence!?? No, it's my turn to say the next sentence?" Li Zhong clasped his fists together: "It's impossible to predict what happened between Mr. Zheng and the old man. Describe the story, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

Li Zhong flipped the table next to him again: "Fuck it, even though it's been turned over three times, it's still a trick with three sentences!!!"

☆、Take you to see the pigtail rain falling on the earth

The old man blushed and opened his mouth: "It's all because of the man nicknamed Zhenguanxi, Mr. Zheng."

"A senior official nicknamed Zheng Guanxi? How come the Sa family has never heard of a senior official surnamed Zheng in Weizhou city? Why didn't the Sa family know that there is a town Guanxi in Weizhou city?" Lu Da held his chin stroking his beard.

"The nickname of this official Zheng has a prefix and a suffix. The prefix is ​​the word Wei, and the suffix is ​​the word Zhizhu. Together they are the pig of Weizhen Guanxi!"

Lu Da was stunned and spit out: "Sajia bah! The Sajia wants to be a high-ranking official named Zheng! So it's the Zheng Tu who slaughtered pigs and sold meat under Zhuangyuan Bridge, right!" Then he stood with his sleeves rolled up Get up: "Sajia, go and beat him to death now!"

Shi Jin hurriedly stopped him: "Brother, don't worry! Let's hear what this Zheng Tu has done!"

"Yeah, tell us what Zheng Tu has done, old man." Li Zhong said with tears in his eyes when it was his turn to say a scene.

"Then Zheng Tu..." The old man blushed and slowly covered his face and twitched: "Give me the second love in my life... first treat me like this and that, then that and that and finally that and that and that..."

Lu Da and Shi Jin made a pop sound from their throats, and a line of dog blood dripped slowly from the corner of their mouths. Shi Jin looked at the girl: "Can you tell me what happened to your father and Zheng Tu?"

The girl curled her lips: "My family is from Bianliang, and the surname is Jin Xiaozi Cuilian. Daddy is useless. He didn't do anything after working all his life. Instead, he flirted with a street gunman named Wang Sheng." It was hot, and then Wang Sheng fell in love with a man surnamed Gao and broke up with him. He broke up with his heart and said that he would go north, cross the Loess Plateau, Mongolia Plateau, Central Siberia Plateau and throw himself into the Arctic Ocean.

Luda sucked the dog blood from the corner of his mouth back, and said very seriously: "It's hard work to cross three plateaus. Wouldn't it be closer to Lake Baikal and Balkhash for a better view?"

"How do you understand me!" The old golden head shouted: "There are icebergs and polar bears in the Arctic Ocean! It represents my pure and sincere love!"

Jin Cuilian twitched her lips again and took a big mouthful of the rice from Xiaoer's side: "You all heard it."

The old Jintou stood up straight and straight: "If Wang Sheng and I have been in love for a long time, then Zheng Tu and I fell in love at first sight! Zheng Tu is tall, mighty and majestic, and he is like an indescribable organ!"

The dog blood at the corner of Shi Jin's mouth stretched longer and longer until it touched the ground: "The slot seems to be full and I don't know where to spit it out...Well, girl, let's talk about it, you are a little normal."

"In short, my mother devoted her entire life to straightening him out, and finally she died of illness in Weizhou City, and spent all her money on treating her, and my father was forced out by Zheng Tu's wife. .Fortunately, I can sing a few ditties, and I can still eat a meal in this restaurant for three or five days.” Jin Cuilian curled her lips again: “Mother still misses Dad with her last breath, but at that time Dad is still at Zheng Tu's house. Pfft, I just lost my dearest person."

"The dearest person!? Shouldn't your dearest person be Daddy!" Old Jintou turned around and threw himself at Jin Cuilian as if wanting to hug him, but Jin Cuilian raised her hand and splashed a bowl of rice on his face: "That's why I issued an entrustment. Whoever can avenge my mother except Zheng Tu, I will commit myself to him!"

Lu Da took a closer look at Jin Cuilian's beauty, so he snapped his fingers, "Deal!" After saying that, he turned around and strode away!

"Brother!!!" Shi Jin hugged Lu Da's thigh: "What are you doing!"

"Beat Zheng Tu to death and come back to get married!"

"Brother, you let your IQ go online! You can't take this task! If you kill him, you are a murderer. If you run for your life, there is no time to get married!"

The old Jintou took his job away from his face: "I can't allow someone to kill my second love! I also have a commission here! If anyone doesn't get rid of Zheng Tu, I will promise it with my body!"

Shi Jin sprayed Lu Da's thigh with a mouthful of old blood!He stood up and took Lu Da's arm and wiped his mouth: "Let's go! Let's kill Zheng Tu!"

However, Lu Da didn't move, he put his hand into his pocket and took out five taels of silver and put it in front of Jin Cuilian: "The Sa family won't marry you, I guess no girl likes the rude appearance of the Sa family. Now that Zheng Tu is dead, the Sajia is the perpetrator, and you are the mastermind. The Sajia has nothing to do with it, it’s just something that has to be settled, the Sajia has only this money in their pockets, use it to make money, take your father and leave Weizhou early."

Jin Cuilian was moved to tears. She looked up at Lu Da's taller and taller figure and sobbed: "Brother...just this money...not enough."

"..." Lu Da scratched his head in embarrassment and looked at Shi Jin: "Do you have any money in your pocket?"

"If I have money, I will starve and faint at the gate of the city?"

Lu Da looked at Li Zhong: "Do you have any money in your pocket?"

"Grandma is a bear..." Li Zhong murmured as he took out his pocket bag: "It's hard to come to the second scene and I have to pay..." He took out two taels of silver and a copper coin from his pocket, and he hesitated After waiting for 2 minutes, she selected a copper coin and threw it on Jin Xiulian's table, and stuffed the rest back into her pocket.

Lu Da opened his mouth wide and a gust of flames spewed out from his mouth: "Why are you so picky!"

Li Zhong muttered: "I got all my money by selling my skills, selling ointments, a drop of sweat and eight petals... What is the relationship between this woman and me..."

Lu Da pulled Shi Jin up from his thigh, rolled it into a ball, threw it like a baseball, and hit Li Zhong on the head!Li Zhong hadn't healed from the concussion hit by Lu Da's home run, yet Shi came in with another wild throw!I saw blood splattered everywhere, Li Zhong was flying, and he turned [-] degrees in the air with his gorgeous body, and with a bang, the chrysanthemum flew upside down and was stuck on the ground!

"Hum." Lu Da strode over, untied the pocket from Li Zhong's waist, and turned it upside down. Behind the two taels of silver, an ingot of gold rolled into his hand, and Lu Da was overjoyed to put all the money into his hands. All the money was put in front of Jin Cuilian: "One ingot of gold is definitely enough for you to go back to Bianliang! The Sa family will go and get rid of Zheng Tu, and you take your father away!"

"Impossible! Is the beauty of the old man no match for the old man's daughter!?"

Jin Cuilian covered the old Jintou's face again with the bowl of rice and thanked Lu Da. Seeing that Lu Da turned around and disappeared into the light outside the hotel door. . .

Lu Da turned around and went straight to the Zhuangyuan Bridge. From a distance, he saw Zheng Tu occupying two shops under the bridge, with two sets of meat cases and a few pigs hanging there. Selling meat, he walked to the front of the market and shouted: "Zheng Tu!"

"Ouch! Tiju is here!" Zheng Tu hastily moved a bench and came out: "Tiju, please sit down!"

Lu Da sat down on his buttocks: "According to the order of Master Zhong Dao of the Jinglue Mansion, I want ten catties of pig tails! They must be cut into thin strips to look like springs!"

Then Zheng Tu said: "Okay, okay!" Then he went to greet his deputy: "Hurry up and cut ten catties of pig tails! Cut them as thin as springs!"

Lu Da curled his lips: "The Sajia don't want those unscrupulous guys to cut it! The Sajia wants you to cut it!"

"Yes, what Tixia said is true." Zheng Tu went to the case to pick up ten catties of pig tails and began to cut them.

First cut a pig's tail in half, then cut the two halves of the pig's tail into four pieces, and then cut the four-piece pig's tail into sixteen pieces. The tail was cut like instant noodles, shaking and bouncy, trembling, Zheng Tu got a bunch of instant noodle bags and stuffed them in one by one: "Tiha, can someone deliver it?"

"What to give! Cut another ten catties of pig chrysanthemums! I want to cut them into the shape of dandelion flowers, which are delicate and beautiful, ready to bloom!"

"...It was a pig's tail just now, and it can be smoothed down by changing the knife. How can this pig's chrysanthemum be cut into a dandelion shape?" Zheng Tu touched his own chrysanthemum subconsciously: "The pig's tail is ten A catty is still barely enough, ten catties of pig chrysanthemums? Fuck, even thinking about it, the chrysanthemums hurt!"

"Who told you to complain!? Sajia asked you if you should cut it!?"

"Cut, cut, the villain cuts it." Zheng Tu had no choice but to ask someone to carry a row of pig butts, and trim the chrysanthemums one by one to look like a dandelion. Before he knew it, two hours passed, and the bottom of the champion bridge was cut. The city is full of chrysanthemums!

Zheng Tu was already exhausted to the point of death, there were pigs and chrysanthemums dangling in front of his eyes, he laughed along with him: "Tiha, should I ask someone to send it this time?"

"What to give!" Lu Da turned his face: "Take another ten catties of pig's balls! One by one, they will be threaded into pearl bracelets with gold thread! The pig's balls must be round and full of energy!"

"I'll wipe!!!" Zheng Tu jumped up clutching his balls, "Didn't Tisha come here to tease me!"

Lu Da stood up abruptly and waved his hands. A large piece of spring-shaped pig tail in the instant noodle bag made Zheng Tu jump with joy, "Sajia is here to tease you!!!"

Zheng Tu was furious!He pulled out a large boning knife from the meat case and shouted loudly: "Foretell what will happen! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, big chrysanthemum chrysanthemum pill

Zheng Tuyu pulled out a large boning knife from the meat case and shouted loudly: "Foretell what will happen next! Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

"Awesome." Lu Da clapped his hands and said, "This is the first time Sajia heard that it can be broken down for more than half a month."

Zheng Tu scratched his head: "Well, it's possible for an author to accidentally go shopping and be caught by aliens, or be kidnapped for [-] days or something."

"Awesome." Lu Da clapped his hands continuously: "How careless is this? After all, what are you doing with the big boning knife in your hand? Are we going to fight or not?"

"This is not some boning knife, this is my bone cutting knife!" Zheng Tu squeezed his hand on the knife, and the knife shot out a golden light with the movement of his hand!With the movement of the golden light, the ten catties of pig chrysanthemums just cut behind him are spinning and flying all over the sky!

Zheng Tu held the boning knife in front of his nose, through which his face seemed to be divided into two by the knife, and he slowly opened his mouth in this beautiful rain of pigs and chrysanthemums: " Scatter it, Qianbenju."

Lu Da was taken aback looking at the beautiful rain of pig chrysanthemums, and saw that rain of pigs and chrysanthemums was like a sea like waves, constantly revolving around Zheng Tu, as if forming a heaven of pigs and chrysanthemums!The countless pig chrysanthemums fluttered and danced with the wind, and finally set off a huge wave of high pig chrysanthemums and slapped him down!

The huge wave of pig chrysanthemums was assembled from countless pig chrysanthemums. When it fell rapidly, countless air passed through the chrysanthemums, causing a violent friction sound!

This move is really dangerous!But Lu Da kept his expression on his face and his heart beat, he opened his hands and stretched out his ten fingers to meet the waves of pigs and chrysanthemums!His arms turned into countless phantoms, and every finger penetrated every pig chrysanthemum with incomparable flexibility and precision!

Zheng Tu took a closer look after the whistling sea of ​​pigs and chrysanthemums!I saw that Ruda's hands were strewn with pig chrysanthemums like ten potato towers!

Zheng Tu was taken aback, covered the chrysanthemums and took a few steps back. Then he thought that Naruda's hands were already tattooed with chrysanthemums. He must not be able to resist his second wave of chrysanthemums!So with a wave of his hand, another large swine and chrysanthemum swept down towards Luda!

Lu Da crossed his arms and flicked his arms, and the countless pig chrysanthemums on his hands shot out like countless shurikens!The pig chrysanthemum shuriken shot up against the waves of the pig chrysanthemum, and every shot of the pig chrysanthemum shuriken accurately hit a piece of pig chrysanthemum in the waves!The two sides turned into a rain of flowers flying all over the sky amidst mutual cancellation!

What a beauty!It is the first time that the pig who has killed himself has seen such a beautiful and beautiful pig chrysanthemum rain!

Zheng Tu was so immersed in the rain of flowers that he even put down the boning knife in his hand unconsciously. . .The blue sky, the pink pig chrysanthemums, the faint and shy smell of chrysanthemums in the air. . .He raised his head to the sky and narrowed his eyes, thinking that he had come to the legendary chrysanthemum heaven. . .

And in this chrysanthemum heaven, facing the oncoming chrysanthemum rain, stepping on the carpet of delicate and blooming chrysanthemums that fell to the ground, an extremely strong figure was slowly walking towards him. . .

Oh, look at this tall and stalwart figure; oh, look at this strong and straight muscles; oh, look at this heroic figure that stands out from the chrysanthemum heaven!

Zheng Tu's mind fluttered unknowingly, and the Eviscerate Zhanpakutao was taken off his hand, and he embraced the figure with an intoxicated face: "Oh Darling!!!"

Through the chrysanthemum heaven, a fist the size of a globe smashed into his face with a bang!He spouted blood and flew more than ten meters away!

Lu Da walked out of the chrysanthemum heaven: "You, a scum who only knows how to unravel, dare to show off? This is the legendary swastika—" Lu Da swung the countless pig chrysanthemums with a flick of his arm. One after another, they spread slowly throughout Weizhou City: "Big Red Lotus Chrysanthemum Pills!"

Zheng Tu's face was full of blood and panic: "It turned out to be Xie Jie!" He looked at the boning knife he had dropped aside and tried to crawl over, but Lu Da grabbed his hand and said, "Say ! Is it better to hear the big red lotus chrysanthemum pill or the big chrysanthemum chrysanthemum pill?"

"Well..." Zheng Tu looked up at Lu Da's chin: "Although it sounds more appropriate to call it Dahonglian Juhuawan, but Honglian can't explain it, and it's too obvious to be a spoof..."

"Well, it makes sense. Then how do you say it should be changed?"

"I personally think that it is more appropriate to call it the big chrysanthemum chrysanthemum ball, and the echo from the beginning to the end highlights the concept of chrysanthemum.

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