Water Xu Chuan

The moon has risen like a jade plate and sprinkled silver light all over the ground.

Shi Jin invited the three of them to the table, and he sat on the opposite table to accompany each other, and the villagers in the village took turns to drink the wine and cut the sheep.

After several rounds of drinking, everyone was a little drunk, and when they were telling some anecdotes and comparing swordsmanship and gun skills, they only heard shouts outside the wall and a large torch reflected the night around Shijiazhuang like day!Shi Jin stood up in shock: "The Mid-Autumn Festival is a legal holiday! What kind of people are away from home in the middle of the night and come out of my village!"

Looking at the fire outside the village, Zhu Wu also stood up: "Second brother! Third brother! Let me see who is here!"

Shi Jin waved his hand: "Sit down, three virtuous friends, I'll go and see what's going on." Shi Jin went to the door and opened the door, only to see the magistrate of Huayin County riding a horse outside the village. The horse took two of them and three or four hundred soldiers on their heads!In the flames, steel forks, plain knives, forks, spoons, and chopsticks surrounded Shijiazhuang like a hemp forest, three layers in and three layers out!Those two shouted, "Don't let the strongman go!"

☆、Chrysanthemum's Punishment, Part [-]

I saw that outside the village was the magistrate of Huayin County riding a horse with two heads and three or four hundred soldiers!In the flames, steel forks, plain knives, forks, spoons, and chopsticks surrounded Shijiazhuang like a hemp forest, three layers in and three layers out!Those two shouted, "Don't let the strong man go!"

"Steel forks and simple knives and forks are fine! The hairy spoons and chopsticks also came in to make up for it!" Shi Jin locked the door and turned and leaned against the door: "What's wrong? The last paragraph was copied directly from the end of the last chapter." Come here!"

Zhu Wu, Chen Da, and Yang Chunsuzhen were all stunned: "Brother Shi Jin, you are complaining in the wrong direction! What are you complaining about? Who are the people out there!"

"At the end of the last chapter and the beginning of this chapter, the author emphasized twice that it was the county magistrate with two heads and three or four hundred soldiers!"

"County magistrate!!!" Zhu Wu stood up frantically, "I'm afraid we've leaked the news of our coming to this village!" He pinched the spoon with his left hand and the chopsticks with his right hand: "We didn't bring weapons at all when we came to the banquet. ! What to do now!"

"Brother, don't panic!" Chen Da stood up: "Let me conquer them with my unparalleled diving skills that have never been seen before or since!"

"Conquer the bastard!" Zhu Wu slapped Chen Da down with a slap in the face: "There is no diving venue in Huayin County at all! You still plan to jump into this well and stick it into a bucket!?"

"Brother, don't panic!" Yang Chun stood up: "Just let me blind their dog's eyes with my snakeskin underwear that shines brighter than a crystal white pear!"

"Blind!" Zhu Wu slapped Yang Chun down with a slap in the face: "There are 400 people on the opposite side! Can you guarantee that everyone on the opposite side is wearing fat times!?"

Zhu Wu and Yang Chun covered their flushed cheeks and wept: "Brother, what do you say..."

Zhu Wu leaned down and said in a low voice, "Just use the trick I used to influence Shi Dalang."

"Ah," Chen Da and Yang Chun blinked, "It's that move that gallops up in the setting sun and then rolls off the horse gorgeously, kneels barebacked and shouts for mercy, the hero!?"

Just hear it!Snapped!Two bangs!The palm prints on the faces of Chen Da and Yang Chun turned into two spinning tops, which spun rapidly and slammed into the courtyard walls on both sides!Zhu Wu tidied up his clothes and raised his fists to Shi Jin who was leaning against the door: "Brother Shi Jin, you are a clean person so don't be troubled by waiting for me. Brother, tie the three of us and take us out, please reward me!"

"If it's acting now, I will definitely say, how can I betray my brother!" Shi Jin said awe-inspiringly.

Zhu Wu nodded excitedly, thinking to himself, I knew you would say that.

"But! It's not acting now! Who cares about you!" Shi Jin pulled the latch open!

Zhu Wu was stunned.

"Then I can't send you out either! You had a mid-autumn meal with me the day you were released! You owed me two meals and didn't pay me back!" Shi Jin walked out alone and closed the door. The sea of ​​people outside clasped their fists together: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival for the county magistrate!"

This Shi Jin's name is well-known in the entire Huayin County, and the county magistrate was quite jealous of him, so he had no choice but to raise his fists on the horse and said, "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"Happy to the Mid-Autumn Festival, healthy and healthy to welcome the full moon, happy to celebrate the festive season, how can you bring soldiers and horses to rob my village during the Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"The Mid-Autumn Festival is a statutory holiday and we want to spend it at home..." The county magistrate looked bored: "But the biggest threat to public security in Huayin County at present is the strongman from Shaohua Mountain, and Huayin County's troops are not enough to attack. Go to the cottage, now this strong man is at your house, not to mention the Mid-Autumn Festival, we have to come to eliminate harm for the people even after the Chinese New Year!"

Shi Jin was moved to tears: "It's really dedicated! I really admire the new pioneers who love their jobs and work! To be honest, the three leaders of these powerful people are now drinking wine and enjoying the moon in the village!"

Zhu Wu was dumbfounded when he heard what Shi Jin said outside.

Shi Jin continued to burst into tears: "I'm curious about one thing, how do you know that strong people are with me?"

"Okay, Shi Jin, you have admitted that you have fornicated the strongman! How do we know that the strongman is with you? Here is the plaintiff, Li Ji, who submitted the strongman's letter to you to the county government a few days ago! "As the county magistrate moved the horse, Li Ji had already made a big iron underpants to protect the chrysanthemum and exposed his face.

Shi Jin pointed at Li Ji with righteous indignation: "Li Ji! Why are you wearing such heavy iron pants! Such big iron pants are hard, heavy and airtight! You are abusing chrysanthemums!"

Zhu Wu squirted out the wine and meat that he had just eaten, more than three meters high!He kicked open the gate of the villa with a bang: "Damn it, so what are you complaining about? That Li Ji, where did you get our letter to Shi Jin!?"

Li Ji held up the big iron pants, his skin was supple and his spirit looked good: "The last time I came to your village, I ran into that pervert with a fat face who wanted to do something indescribable to me! I can’t forget that I always feel that chrysanthemums are dangerous! Until I found Wang Si who was drunk on the mountain and used his inner few taels of silver to make this invincible chrysanthemum protective golden bell cover iron pants! I eat well and I feel energetic Chrysanthemum is good! Appetite is good! La Ma Ma Xiang!"

Zhu Wu covered his face in pain, looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, and burst into tears: "Can't normal people find a crack in this book where they can survive and barely breathe!?"

"He just answered you." Shi Jin replied to Zhu Wu calmly: "But Wang Si came back the next morning and said that you didn't write a reply."

"The next morning?" Zhu Wu lowered his head and supported his forehead for a while, thinking: "We drank twice that day and got very drunk... He probably... went down the mountain around three o'clock, half an hour later. What’s the journey, and I didn’t come back until the next morning!? I’m sure I’ll write a reply!”

"Wang Si..." Shi Jin's eyes lit up, turned around and rushed into Zhuang: "You little brat!"

"I'm sorry, now is not the time to teach Wang Si a lesson!" Shi Jin left Zhu Wu alone at the door, Zhu Wu panicked, he was just a military adviser and didn't have much martial arts skills, what the officers and soldiers were only afraid of was Shi Jin rushing forward at this time!He hastily closed the gate of the village and planned to bolt it!

"Hold on, let the old man deal with the government first." An old and thin hand stretched out from the side, and Zhu Wu saw that it was Shi Taigong: "Taiwan rest at ease, the government has a group of young people like us." It's enough to deal with it, the big deal is that the three of us will bind ourselves to see the official and never implicate the family!"

Shi Taigong patted Zhu Wu on the shoulder, pulled the latch and went out.

"Wang—Si——!!!" Shi Jin roared and rushed to Wang Si who was at the side of the banquet: "Didn't you say that you didn't reply to the letter! What's the situation now!?"

Wang Si sat cross-legged on the chair and slowly put his hands together: "In the Mid-Autumn Festival, the flowers are beautiful and the moon is full, Nanmo Prajna Boduo, Ye Jieyi."

Shi Jinfei kicked Wang Si off the chair: "I call you Ye Yuyi! Come here! Take off his pants and dip his hand in chili water and mustard to explode his balls!"

Then Shi Taigong walked out of the village gate and bowed to the county magistrate Dutou and the soldiers: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, county magistrate."

The county magistrate also bowed: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Shi Taigong."

Shi Taigong opened his mouth: "Happy to the Mid-Autumn Festival, healthy and healthy to welcome the full moon, happy to celebrate the festival, how did you celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival..."

"Stop! Isn't this the Mid-Autumn Festival text message your son just read! Are you a repeater! Don't talk nonsense, don't look at your Shijia Village at 50.00! As long as you can catch a strong man and get promoted to the official rank So what about your Shijia Village!"

As soon as Shi Taigong raised his arms and straightened his neck, he bent at a strange angle, jumped more than ten meters, and flashed to the county magistrate's horse, holding a horse's leg and slowly fell to the ground: "Ah!! Ah! Ouch, I am an old man who is seven or eighty years old! It hurts the sky! The county magistrate hit me on a horse! Broken bones!

The surrounding soldiers were stunned: "Damn it, they flashed over ten meters away and forced to touch the porcelain!!!"

At this moment, the gate of Shijiazhuang opened again!I saw an extremely deterrent ass appeared!All the officers and soldiers who were impacted by the violent aura couldn't help but take a few steps back!

Looking closely, it was Wang Si's ass floating in mid-air. Chen Da was pulling his left leg, Yang Chun was pulling his right leg, Shi Jin was carrying his waist, and Zhu Wu was holding his hand. , the whole screen trembled three times, next to it was a row of dark brush characters lined up vertically and it was: Super Ultimate Cyberdang Chrysanthemum Destruction Cannon! ! !

Shi Jin carried the cannon and aimed it at the county magistrate and others: "On statutory holidays, no one will be allowed to eat a mooncake and let no one live! You are ready to bear the punishment of the chrysanthemum!! !"

"The chrysanthemum's punishment!" The county magistrate was taken aback, and the horse also backed away, and found that it couldn't pull out its hooves. . .That Shi Taizheng was in the Porcelain Mode, tightly holding the right front hoof of the horse!Seeing the golden light condensed on Wang Si's chrysanthemum on the opposite side, it seemed so strong that it was about to erupt.

Shi Jin was taken aback for a moment: "Father?"

However, Wang Si's chrysanthemum hoarding energy has reached the point where it is about to lose control!That gorgeous chrysanthemum-colored energy devours the sky and devours the sun violently envelopes everything around it!The cannon had to be fired on the chrysanthemum!

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Let's talk about how Wang Si was converted into a chrysanthemum cannon?What is the fate of Shi Taigong and the county magistrate?Let's listen to the next chapter to break down qaq

The author has something to say: I decided to use it in every chapter in the future and listen to the decomposition of the qaq mode in the next chapter. It seems that the coherence will be better?

☆、Chrysanthemum of Heaven's Punishment, next

Let's say that Shi Jin kicked Wang Si off the chair with one kick: "Come here! Take off his pants and dip his hands in chili water and mustard to explode his balls!"

"Brother Shi Jin!" Zhu Wu glanced at Shi Taigong's back, closed the door and hurried over to dissuade him: "It's not very beautiful to see the hands dipped in chili water, mustard and balls! It's not suitable for public appreciation, and it may be offensive to middle-aged and elderly people." Intellectual development has an indescribable effect!"

"Then what do you say? He is the cause of the siege by officers and soldiers!"

"I have a plan to punish this king and defeat the officers and soldiers!" Zhu Wu groped from his crotch for a while, took out a scroll and slowly unfolded it on the dining table.

Shi Jin's eyes widened in surprise: "This...this is!"

Zhu Wu smiled slightly: "This is the volume of the family heirloom and secret treasure! It records the map of the earth-shattering formations and weapons, as well as super, super, super taboo knowledge that people on earth must never be allowed to know!"

Shi Jin stared at the scroll in astonishment and read out: "A quarter of feces is water, and the rest is mostly protein, inorganic matter, fat, dietary fiber, vitamin K, vitamin B..."

Zhu Wu was stunned and hurriedly put away the scroll: "Damn it, I took it wrong!" As he said that, he pulled out the next scroll from his crotch!

According to the scroll, Shi Jin read out: "Judging health from the shape of stool, one, Oscar statuette..."

"Don't read it out!" Zhu Wu's right hand held his forehead in pain, and his left hand neatly put away the scroll and unfolded the next one.

"Judging from the taste of the stool and the saltiness, sourness and sweetness..."

"Damn it, I told you not to read it out!!!" Zhu Wu hurriedly pulled up the scroll and ran away with his pants in his hands: "I'll just look for it, just go and come!"

"By the way, brother Shi Jin, why are you still afraid of the officers and soldiers with the nickname of Jiuwenlong and the power of Dragon Ball?" Chen Da and Yang Chun had already pulled themselves out of the wall, and they both said in unison. At the same time, the mind image of Shi Jin floating in the sky with nine dragons hovering beside him and spraying dung on the ground appeared above his head: "Just summon nine dragons to spray the shit out of the officers and soldiers!" (Details seventeen chapters)

"Huh? Nine dragons? What's that?"

"Hey? Then how did you get the nickname Jiuwenlong?"

"Oh, that's why I got a dragon tattooed on my head when I was nine years old."

Chen Da and Yang Chun's faces were full of black lines: "Could the source of this nickname be more speechless!"

"But the nirvana you mentioned, the Nine Dragons, really sounds good..." Shi Jin held his chin and pondered.

"Qing, clang, clang! I finally found it!" Zhu Wu was sweating profusely, holding up a scroll and presenting it to the dining table, only to see a naked man with a distorted posture and a silver expression shining brightly on it!

"Damn it!!!" Shi Jin hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his eyes: "Such a fucking thing just appeared so naked!? Where's Lord Shengguang!? Where's Lord Mist!? Where's Lord Mosaic!?"

Chen Da and Yang Chun covered each other's eyes: "Fuck, I've known each other for so many years, I can't believe that you are such a person!!!"

"This! This, this is definitely not H's thing!" Zhu Wu blushed: "This is the ultimate weapon map that can not only punish Wang Si, but also defeat officers and soldiers!"

"Oh, it turned out to be the map of the ultimate weapon." Shi Jin took his hand away from his eyes, stared at the thing with a twisted posture and a silvery expression for three seconds, and then covered his eyes again: "No matter how you look at it, it's an indescribable H thing Where is the weapon map!!!"

"Various views! So there is no tradition of appreciating the beauty of the human body in the East!" Zhu Wu patted the scroll vigorously: "Human beings are the most miraculous crystallization of nature! And chrysanthemums are the most miraculous crystallization of human beings! Look! Then The beautiful chrysanthemum pattern with suffocating lines! Look!! That girl who rises and falls slightly shy like a deer bumping her chest! Look!!! That stretches and shrinks..."

"Ya Die, please stop talking!" Shi Jin slapped his hands on the scroll and looked at Zhu Wu with a ferocious expression: "Who said at the beginning of this chapter that we should avoid the protection of pictures that are not suitable for public appreciation?" The intellectual development of middle-aged and elderly people!?"

Zhu Wu also slapped on the scroll with a thud and looked at Shi Jin with a ferocious expression: "I said it! But I avoided the picture, not the words!! I was just narrating and didn't interpret the picture!!!"

"I fuck you and you plan to act it out!? You are going to die, Mr. Zhu Wu!!!" Shi Jin and Zhu Wu looked at each other with ferocious expressions, and the eyes of both sides intertwined fiercely, sparks chirped and burst out Came out!Gradually, the faces of both of them turned red little by little, and the distance between their mouths unknowingly drew in millimeter by millimeter. . .

"Well, let me say... Big Brother, Shi Jin." Both Chen Da and Yang Chun were stunned.

"Huh." The two snorted at the same time, one turned his head to the left and the other turned his head to the right with his face flushed.

"The siege situation by the officers and soldiers is extremely urgent, so what are you guys making a fuss about!!!"

"Ahem, to sum it up," Zhu Wu cleared his throat and said as he faced the camera news anchor, "So the chrysanthemum is the most artistic and destructive organ in the human body."

"Your uncle, you haven't listed a single bit of evidence to prove your conclusion!!!"

"Ahem, in the last chapter we quickly carried this chrysanthemum cannon out, and the timeline will not match at all if we go on like this!" Shi Jin also cleared his throat and lifted Wang Si from the ground. He was pulled up, threw it on the dining table with a plop, and cracked his arms and legs into the distorted pose and expression drawn on the scroll.

"It's been half an article and more than a word, and the timeline has long been completely out of line!!!"

"This chrysanthemum cannon perfectly applies quantum mechanics, fluid mechanics, calculus, linear algebra, nuclear physics, and ergonomics. The intensity of modernism complements each other." Zhu Wu pulled off Wang Si's waistband and burst out with a holy light: "I named this cannon—Super Ultimate Cyberdang Chrysanthemum Destruction Cannon."

"It shows that your brother-in-law is quite your brother-in-law and reflects your brother-in-law!!! The two of us saw nothing but a wretched naked man!!!"

Shi Jin picked up Wang Si's waist: "So there is no tradition of appreciating the beauty of the human body in the East."

Zhu Wu pulled up Wang Si's hands and snapped the little finger and index finger of both hands: "Super Ultimate Cyber ​​is a chrysanthemum cannon! Activate!"

I saw that Wang Si had an epileptic seizure!He opened his mouth, and a voice like a robot braking came from inside his body: "Move, move, move, everybody! The vast sky is my love!"

Chen Da, Yang Chun and Suzhen made three puff puff puff puff puff puffs from their throats, and three streaks of old blood drooped from the corners of their mouths.

"You three come to me and carry the cannon bracket!" Shi Jin yelled.

Chen Da and Yang Chun were stunned for a moment: "Cannon...stand?" Suzhen was so shocked that she said something human: "Fuck me, I want to come too!!!? Ya Li Die is too shameful!!!" As he said that, he jumped out of Yang Chun's body and got into a crack in the ground!

Zhu Wu snapped off Wang Si's middle finger, and his legs cocked up after two gurgling sounds: "Here, the cannon stand."

"..." Chen Da and Yang Chun walked over in shock and lifted Wang Si's two legs respectively.

"OK! Attack!" Zhu Wu waved forward, and the four of them carried pigs to the front of the village gate. As they walked, Chen Da and Yang Chun felt an orange-yellow aura boiling around them. stand up!That aura is like a violent energy field, which makes the whole person strong!

"Big brother! What is this powerful energy, big brother!?" The two of them opened their mouths and noses and swayed in this energy with their whole bodies!

"This is the energy field of the chrysanthemum attached to the chrysanthemum cannon! It is the domineering energy that spreads from the muzzle of the chrysanthemum cannon!"

"The cannon... the muzzle... what the hell!!!" Chen Da Yang Chun spat out two streams of old blood and held his breath!The energy aura smashed open the village gate and the entire cannon appeared on the screen, shaking the entire map three times!

The county magistrate and others were instantly stunned by this aura!Shi Jin carried the cannon and aimed it at the county magistrate and others: "On statutory holidays, no one will be allowed to eat a mooncake and let no one live! You are ready to bear the punishment of the chrysanthemum!! !"

"The chrysanthemum's punishment!" The county magistrate was taken aback, and the horse also backed away, and found that it couldn't pull out its hooves. . .That Shi Taizheng was in the Porcelain Mode, tightly holding the right front hoof of the horse!Seeing the golden light condensed on Wang Si's chrysanthemum on the opposite side, it seemed so strong that it was about to erupt.

Shi Jin was taken aback for a moment: "Father?"

However, Wang Si's chrysanthemum hoarding energy has reached the point where it is about to lose control!That gorgeous chrysanthemum-colored energy devours the sky and devours the sun violently envelopes everything around it!The cannon had to be fired on the chrysanthemum!

Shi Jin scanned his eyes for a long time and finally saw that Shi Taizheng was holding the magistrate's horseshoe and was deeply stuck in the Porcelain Mode, unable to switch back!

When did dad leave the village?Dad, was he touching porcelain or was he really injured by the county magistrate?Dad, since the master left, he has almost no role in the scene. Why is it so hard to influence the progress of the story now?

Shi Jin has too many questions in his mind, but he has no time to ask them. . .The chrysanthemum cannon is already roaring and gushing! ! !

I saw Shi Jin flashing in front of the chrysanthemum cannon, raised his butt high, and the pants burst open from behind with a bang! ! !

A chrysanthemum-colored energy spreads between the sky and the earth, turning the night like day in a radius of hundreds of miles! ! !

The chrysanthemum-colored energy diffused and diffused, making the camera picture turn white for a minute. . . After 1 minute, the energy gradually spread out. . .I saw a huge deep pit appeared in front of the gate of Shijiazhuang!Half of Shijiazhuang has completely disappeared into the pit!On top of this deep pit, there are still two long cliffs that reach the center of the pit. . .On the left side of the cliff is Shi Jin, whose back half is scorched, and on the right side of the cliff is Zhu Wu, Chen Da, Yang Chun, whose front half is scorched!

"Unexpectedly... unexpectedly... used his own chrysanthemum to forcibly fight against the chrysanthemum cannon..." Zhu Wu's figure swayed a few times, and with a plop, he brought Chen Da, Yang Chun and the chrysanthemum cannon down on the cliff!Shi Jin's figure also swayed a few times, but he struggled to stand upright. He showed a white smile and looked at the long cliff in front of him under his protection. father!"

The two leaders beside the county magistrate, Li Ji, and the rest of the soldiers were blown away by the energy collapse, leaving only the line of troops in front of and behind the county magistrate within Shi Jin's body. Those soldiers were stunned. Looking at the terrifying scene in front of him, he shouted and ran towards the edge of the tiankeng behind the cliff in a panic!

The county magistrate and the horse were also shocked!The county magistrate tried to turn the horse around!However, Shi Taigong is still deeply stuck in the Porcelain mode, holding the horse's right fore hoof tightly!The magistrate whipped the horse's ass frantically and violently!The horse roared in pain and raised its front hooves high!That front hoof brought Shi Taigong who was hugging his right front hoof tightly!

The horseshoe fell, resting on Shi Taigong, and the horseshoe stepped heavily on Shi Taigong's chest!The picture is like a slow motion, that Shi Taigong slowly let go of his hand and opened his mouth, a line of blood rushed from his mouth to the sky with a painful cry. . .

Shi Jin stretched out his hand to Shi Taigong with a terrified expression on his face: "Father——!!!"

Following the hurried hooves of the county magistrate going away, Shi Taigong slowly floated down like a dead leaf, and slowly stretched out his hand to Shi Jin with a look of reluctance on his face. . .

With a loud bang, Shi Taigong's waist hit the cliff wall and made a shocking click!Shi Taigong's whole body was bent into a [-]-degree angle, and a thicker and thicker blood sprang from his mouth to the sky again with a puff! ! !

Shi Taigong spouted blood and bounced up slightly, the trajectory of his whereabouts seemed to roll into the bottom of the pit that day!Shi Taigong stretched out his hands and grabbed the cliff wall!

"Father!!!" Shi Jin rushed to Shi Taigong and tried to grab his hand, Shi Taigong vomited blood and smiled: "You...you have always wanted to know how your mother died ?”

"Father! Wait for the baby to rescue you first!"

"Do you think...that stranger with poop tattooed on your head is helping us for no reason? The power of the dragon ball in your body needs... the life of your loved ones as the sealing material to be sealed! And he, he seems to be collecting, collecting a substance called beloved... At that time, we didn't know the truth of the stranger's words, your mother kissed her... She pulled to save the shit You are so exhausted that you are about to die, you will do anything even if there is even a little possibility! She, for you..." Shi Taigong smiled with tears in his eyes: "I gave my life to that stranger willingly for you!"

Shi Jin was stunned.

However, with the sound of broken stones, the cliff wall that Shi Taigong was holding on to burst open!At the moment when Shi Jin was stunned, Shi Taigong slipped down!

Shi Jin suddenly reacted and hurriedly lay down on the cliff and stretched out his hand frantically to Shi Taigong!

However, Shi Taigong's hand wiped his hand, leaving only a trace of blood and residual warmth in him. . .Shi Taigong raised his hand with a smile on his face and fell down, as if saying goodbye to him with a smile.

Shi Jin lay on the cliff wall and stretched his arms desperately and needlessly towards the bottom. Shi Taigong became smaller and smaller in his sight. . .The trace of blood that had been wiped off his hand and the remaining temperature stabbed him fiercely like a sharp thorn: "Father——!!!!!!"

☆、Legend of Nine Dragons Xiangshan

Some people think that when a person dies, he will fall into a state of slow motion, and all the things the person has experienced in his life will circle around his eyes like a revolving lantern at the time of death.Good things, bad things, the happiest and the saddest things, will all settle down with the gradually heavy body and gradually dull mind, and finally turn into a thorough smile; a mournful sigh; a calm, calm as water , frozen expression.

Shi Jin just watched Shi Taigong fall towards the bottom of the tiankeng little by little, watched Shi Taigong slowly exit from his life with a smile, and in front of him also lingered strangely the bland and unremarkable things in these years. Warm days, those plain and warm days, I never cared about them when I had them, and realized that they were the appearance of happiness when I lost them.

Happiness is soap bubbles blown out, crystal clear, round and full, but broken at the touch of a button.

Shi Taigong gradually disappeared into the bottom of the pit. Shi Jin saw a finger gently stretched out from the bottom of the pit, and gently touched his soap bubbles. The dust splashed from the place where he fell rang in his ears, and along with the nerve signals, he crazily broke into his brain, and crazily penetrated his heart.

Suzhen popped her head out of the rubble at Shijiazhuang’s original location at the bottom of the tiankeng: “Thanks for having the foresight to drill into the cracks in the ground! But... Mao, what’s going on with this literary style of painting!? I came to the wrong set ?”

Shi Jin's arm was hanging empty on the cliff, and the trace of blood and body temperature left by the grandfather on the fingertips pierced his fingers fiercely and carved into his bone marrow!The heat frantically rushed from the fingertips to the coiled dragon tattooed on his head!The whole panlong began to shoot dazzling golden light straight into the sky!

The earth rumbled and trembled!The cliff under Shi Jin broke off with a bang!On the broken cliff, I saw Shi Jin floating in the air and blooming nine tails from the chrysanthemum!

"Fuck, I didn't come to the wrong set!" Suzhen watched as Shi Jin waved the nine tails behind him and floated in mid-air, and used his tail to pull out a microphone from the rubble: "By virtue, Yinmin Radio and Television Station! I am a special correspondent of our station, and I will report the battle of the Shijiazhuang Mid-Autumn Festival for you! Look, what is that guy with nine tails floating in the air? Could it be the reincarnation of the nine-tailed demon fox Su Daji? Could it be the new nine-tailed fox? The guest star of a generation of Jinchuriki? Ye Ye is not a nine-tailed demon fox Nine-tailed Jinchuriki! Please look carefully... That’s right! Those nine long strips that are constantly shaking are Xiang! Could it be that Shi Jin broke through The seal of the poop tattoo on the top of the head has gained Yixiang's power to destroy the world!?"

Shi Jin floated in the mid-air, and Jiutiaoxiang behind him was stretching violently, growing and rhythmically!In just a few minutes, it grew into nine thick and huge dragons!Surrounded by nine dragons, Shi Jin is suspended in the sky like a god of shit descending into the world, gazing at everything on the ground with an expression of looking at Xiang!

In the distance, the county magistrate was riding a horse and galloping forward crazily. The county magistrate turned his head and saw the nine giant dragons circling in the sky behind him in shock!

Shi Jin raised his hand high towards the sky, and with the movement of his hand, the nine giant dragons raised their tails high and opened their chrysanthemums, and as Shi Jin swung his hand down, the chrysanthemums of the nine dragons were like a mechanism Twitching like a cannon!Countless flying locusts formed a flying wall against the county magistrate on the ground and crushed them down!

Suzhen let out a long sigh to block the cruel scene of the county magistrate being drowned by the flying, and she spoke to the camera with an expression and sensuality like a tour guide: "Since then, a second mountain has appeared on the border of Huayin County - Jiulongxiang Mountain .

Jiulong Xiangshan is a mountain composed of hardened excrement as a whole, with an altitude of 330 meters, and it is located at the boundary of Shijia Village in Huayin County as a whole.From a distance, it looks like an incomparable giant flying down by the Jade Emperor, but from a close view, it feels so majestic and so small.

According to legend, this mountain was formed by the excrement of a certain heir to the dragon ball with great martial arts. It is said that the father of the heir to the dragon ball with great martial arts is buried on the top of the mountain. An innocent county magistrate who forbade people to eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival.The villagers of Shijia Village often take materials from the mountain when they farm and fertilize, which can ensure a bumper harvest every year.

Well, this is the legend of Nine Dragons Xiangshan. "Suzhen babbled and babbled: "At the end of the show, I will tell you a piece of news. In fact, Suzhen is the name Yang Chun gave me. In fact, I am a male snake!" "

Yang Chun lying on the cliff couldn't help but woke up with a chill and shivered. Beside him were Zhu Wu, Chen Da, who had passed out due to the impact of the energy collision, and Wang Si, whose chrysanthemums were exhausted and his whole body withered. He was confused. Blinking his eyes, he saw Shi Jin stepping on nine dragons slowly floating in mid-air, so he rubbed his eyes.

"Yang Chun." Shi Jin smiled at him: "Do you know which direction Yan'an Mansion is in?"

"Yan'an Mansion..." Yang Chun froze for a moment, then pointed to the west.

"Thank you." Shi Jin cupped his fists and flew towards the west while manipulating the nine giant dragons.

"Brother Shi Jin!" Yang Chun seemed to understand, he stretched out his hand to the sky: "Where are you going!?"

Shi Jin glanced at the Shijiazhuang that was swallowed up by the tiankeng and Shi Taigong's tombstone on the Xiangshan Mountain of Jiulong: "The courtyard has been abandoned, and I have no relatives. Why don't you go to Yan'an Mansion to find my master and find happiness for half a lifetime."

"How can you say that you have no relatives!? Brother Shi Jin!" Yang Chun stretched out his hand towards the sky: "Brother Shi Jin, don't you still have the three of us! Wouldn't it be happier for you to be the owner of our village? !?"

Shi Jin rode the Xianglong slowly to the west and cupped his fists at Yang Chun: "Thank you, it's just that the three of you together are not as dirty as my master, and my dirty power can't improve around the three of you, so let me go find me." Master."

"Brother Shi Jin! Brother Shi Jin!" Yang Chun yelled, seeing Shi Jin turn around on Xianglong's body: "At least get some money!"

Let's say that Shi Jin took the dragon to the Guanxi Fifth Road and went straight to Yan'an Mansion. After flying for two and a half days, he was already hungry and stupid.

When a person is hungry, the organ directly affected is the stomach, which is called a top, followed by the chrysanthemum, which is shriveled and can no longer be eaten, and the chrysanthemum has the nine dragons attached to it.

Seeing that the nine dragons shriveled little by little as the chrysanthemum shriveled, at first Shi Jin was able to lie on the nine dragons in a ball and move around while sunbathing, and then one by one starved and disappeared. A golden rooster stood on the chrysanthemum and became independent. In the end, Shi Jin forced himself to land on the ground and began to crawl hard.

He saw the wine shop on the side of the road swallowing his saliva smelling the smell of wine and meat inside, his pockets were more empty than his stomach, and Yang Chun's shout kept echoing in his ears: at least get some trays or something!

This sentence kept echoing and made him regret the green chrysanthemum. He crawled along the way and ate some grass roots, tree bark and wild fruits. After climbing for an unknown amount of time, a small city finally appeared in front of him. The word Weizhou is engraved on it.

"Weizhou...Weizhou...Wei...stomach..." He stared at the stomach in the word "Weizhou" on the city gate, held his stomach and shook it for a few times, and finally plopped face up