Water Xu Chuan

stand up!Her old face poked out from his shoulder: "Hey! You bastards are shameless!! What's the most important thing in marriage!? That's the oath that the two parties are in love with each other and have a vow of perfect harmony in this marriage!!! Song Yasi has completely fallen in love with posting books!!!" When she said this, she was still strangling Song Jiang's throat and almost suffocating him to death!

Those eight big men left tears of unwillingness on their faces, covered Song Jiang with a red hijab and pushed them into the sedan chair.

Oh, by the way, Yan Po is still tightly tied to him.

"Get up the sedan chair!" With this shout, the sedan chair was lifted up, and Song Jiang could feel the bumps accompanied by the sound of footsteps. Song Jiang finally recovered his breath and complained: "Where is the love? I agree with that little Zhang San I don't feel anything at all!"

Yan Po was silent for a minute and then smiled evilly: "Master Yasi is so arrogant."

"You are so charming!!! And whether to marry you or marry me? Why are you still tied me up after being carried into the sedan chair!!!"

"Our Poxi gold medal forcefully joins the CP... Oh no, it is the Poxi gold medal blind date that must ensure that one party is placed in the other party's bridal chamber before it can be stopped!"

"Say it! The gold medal is forced to join the CP!! Speak it out!!! Poxi has already set up a blind date company!? You are all running a company, and you care what money I want to bury your husband!?" (Chapter [-] )

"When the company was just established, Master Yasi's marriage is still the first couple we got together! The main purpose is to try to see if Master Yasi is a good man who treats dung like money like in the legend! Ah bah, he treats money like dung! Master Yasi This money is never in vain! This money is considered an investment! It is your share! Thanks again to the author for adding so many lines to me!"

"Get off the sedan chair!" Song Jiang was about to continue complaining when he was interrupted by this yell. The curtain of the sedan chair was lifted, and the sunshine and the cries of a large group of men came in from outside the sedan chair.

The camera switched to Song Jiang's No.1 angle of view, and in front of him was a large red hijab covering the red.

"Jiang'er! I have finally waited for this day!" Zhang Wenyuan's excited and helpless voice came from outside the hijab!He stretched out his hand to help Song Jiang get out of the sedan chair!

The sedan chair was filled with the smell of sunshine and firecrackers. Zhang Wenyuan pulled Song Jiang, who was wrapped around Yan Po, and walked slowly to the witness. The witness was a bald Western missionary holding a Bible. scholar.

The Western missionary opened his mouth and uttered extremely substandard Chinese: "Yuan God wishes you bored! One day!"

"Ah! Although the camera is Jiang'er's No.1 angle of view, it didn't even give me a straight face! Although this Western missionary actually worshiped the world according to the tradition of our country! Although the progress bar is a bit too fast! But I am still happy Be happy! Bless the heavens and the earth!" Zhang Wenyuan's incoherent speech came from outside the red hijab, and the voice of prostrating his body on the ground!

Song Jiang's body was stiff and motionless.

"Jiang'er! Why don't you move? Don't you want to pray to heaven and earth with me? Don't you want to be with me?" Zhang Wenyuan was stunned and stretched out his hand to poke Yan Po's face: "Old woman, you still want to stay in my house Jiang'er How long has it been wrapped around me? Are you bullying me to show my face in the article if I don’t want to complain about my happy day? "

"Master Tie Shu, please calm down! Our mother-in-law's gold medal blind date has extremely strict professional standards! We must send Mr. Yasi into your bridal chamber perfectly and perfectly!"

"Nonsense!" Zhang Wenyuan was furious: "Aren't you a third party forcibly stealing the show? Are you still asking us to worship the sky and the earth?"

"This..."

"Mom, let go of your hands first, there are so many people here, Song Jiang has nowhere to run." Yan Poxi's voice came from outside the red hijab.

"Oh." Yan Po's octopus-like arms and legs retracted little by little, Song Jiang was finally released from the seal, and he smiled silently under the red hijab.

The broken Chinese of the missionary came again from outside the hijab: "噫天天地!"

The sound of Zhang Wenyuan's body bowing to the ground came again from outside the hijab, but Song Jiang raised his arms high towards the sky!

"Treasures to see!!!" With this roar, the red hijab on Song Jiang's head was blown away by a gust of wind, and he saw that more than half of the men in the county gathered in the venue, all of whom wore red cockscomb heads. up the garden of celosia. . .Among the cockscomb flowers, a strong man cockscomb flower came up to the stage and held his hand, and with the help of the strong wind, he and he both flew into the sky!

Everyone below prostrated themselves on the ground and stared up at this scene of marriage snatching!

"Hey, isn't it romantic?" The strong man took Song Jiang's hand and soared into the sky with him, and the buildings in Yuncheng County looked like piles of small toys below: "I am such a strong, strong, and mysterious character. It’s worth 1 taels of gold!” (Chapter 92)

"It's thanks to Brother Xian this time... But what's the matter with your hair? Could it be that you also treat me..."

"I'm just a camouflage necessary to break into the enemy's interior! This hair is not streamlined and can reduce wind resistance. Do you think I want to keep it? I have sacrificed my noble aesthetics for you! By the way, brother Xian, where do you want to go next?"

"I have three havens here that I have admired for a long time." Song Jiang smiled proudly against the wind.

"Okay, no wonder I don't like Zhang Wenyuan, so you've already married three safe havens! You're bigamy! Tell me, which three safe havens are you?"

"It's better if you don't say it, but if you say it, it will be a shock!" Song Jiang stroked his beard and opened his mouth: "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The angle of view is still the piece of red hijab that Song Jiang fell to the ground, Zhang Wenyuan suspected that he was sitting and looking up at Song Jiang's chrysanthemum, thinking: "Ma De finally made an appearance, not only was he robbed of his marriage, but he didn't even give me a frontal shot. ..."

☆, on how to make the chrysanthemum be struck by lightning

Song Jiang took Song Qing's hand and soared in the sky with the wind: "Once I say these three safe havens, it will be a shock to the world!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"One! Qingzhou Qingfengzhai Huarong Place!"

"What's the difference between you and exile? How can the food in the army be good?"

"...Second! Come to Kong Taigong's village on Baihu Mountain!"

"Baihu Mountain, which group of traitors is this? Don't we collude with strong thieves when we go there?"

"...The third! Chai Jinzhuang, Henghai County, Cangzhou!"

Song Qing caressed the chrysanthemum with the other hand: "It's not surprising that the shit didn't break and fly...but that Chai Jin is famous for donating money with righteousness, brother Xian, you are also famous for donating money with righteousness, you can form a group of people who are taken advantage of."

"I'm just an incorruptible official, how can I compare with Chai Daguan, the emperor's relatives and rich family? We often exchange letters to exchange fortunes, but we are pen pals who have never met! So I am very looking forward to this meeting!"

At this moment, I heard thunder behind me!Song Jiang and Song Qing turned their heads and saw that it was the cumulonimbus cloud above Song Jiang's head chasing from Yuncheng County!

"Hey little Yunyun! I knew you wouldn't leave me!" Song Jiang shouted.

"Fuck, so it has a name!"

"That's right! Little Yunyun is a cumulonimbus cloud with profound thoughts! Listen! It's talking to me!"

"Hey!?" Song Qing couldn't make out the number of rumbling thunder behind him: "What is it talking about?"

"It said it flew so high and dared to carry iron objects on its body, it will smash you stinky chrysanthemum."

"Iron utensils... who has iron utensils on him..." Song Qing suddenly screamed: "Damn it, my magic weapon is made of iron!"

"Throw out your magic weapon!"

"Little Tie Tie who can't be me is also a magic weapon with profound ideological connotations!"

"Damn it, it has a name too! Don't worry about it, throw it out! Do you want your magic weapon or your chrysanthemum!"

"I want both!"

"As the saying goes, you can't have both! Brother, hurry up and make a decision!" Song Jiang was still yelling when Song Qing hugged him tightly: "...What are you doing?"

"I want to raise a fish with bear's paws! If I hold you, I won't believe it will attack its owner!" As soon as the words finished, a thunderbolt dragging purple lightning hit the chrysanthemums of Song Jiang and Song Qing! ! !

Song Jiang and Song Qing danced like a golden snake under the powerful electric current!After the dance, the two of them fell from the mid-air like charred chrysanthemums dragging black smoke and mud. . . . . .

"Fuck, it's really chopping..." Song Jiang looked at the ground getting closer and closer with a sad face, and he reacted: "Brother, this can't be done! If we continue to fall like this, we will become burnt chrysanthemums meat pie!"

But Song Qing had already been hacked to the point of shock, and at this moment Song Jiang saw a large bubble of water appearing on the horizon in the distance.

He turned over in mid-air, put Song Qing on his back, and performed a backstroke in the air!Following his backstroke, the scorched chrysanthemum struggled to continue spraying fart power, and he finally fell into the big water bubble with Song Qingyun on his back before landing!

As they fell into the lake, the cumulonimbus cloud caught up and poured down on the lake. . .

A man with the appearance of a servant pushed open the door: "Master, Master! Two wild bathers were fished out of Futa Lake!"

"Nani!?" The old man stood up with a groan: "Where did the unscrupulous people dare to pollute the water quality of Xiaoke Futa Lake? Bring it up!"

A few servants escorted Song Jiang and Song Qing up, and saw that the two were scorched and foaming at the mouth. The old man pointed at the tip of their noses angrily: "Where did you come from? Xiao Ke, help me!" Not even a wild duck can build a nest in his lake!"

Song Jiang raised his head and saw that the old man was wearing a ballet skirt with his legs crossed and holding a folding paper fan with the word "chrysanthemum" written on it in his hand, and there were two children behind him who kept throwing petals on him, his heart ached. Xia panicked and bowed in panic: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! My brother and I were struck by lightning when we were flying with power propulsion, and we had to make an emergency landing in your lake!"

"Nani?" The master walked around them and saw their burnt chrysanthemums, he was surprised: "Oh, please! Come on, please! Come on, show me some tea!"

"Hey...?" Song Jiang was helped to the upper seat to watch tea with a confused face. The master asked eagerly: "The chrysanthemums in your whole body are the most burnt. It seems that you are waiting for the chrysanthemums to be directly struck by lightning!"

"That's right." Song Jiang picked up the tea bowl and took a sip.

The old man put his face close to him: "What does it feel like for a chrysanthemum to be struck by lightning? Are you happy?"

Song Jiang took a sip of tea: "Dare to ask such a question directly, it's shameless! Your integrity, your bottom line, your shame!!!"

"Steward! Steward? You don't need to buy today's fish food! Chop up these two troublemakers later..."

"Stop, stop, stop, master, I was wrong. The chrysanthemum was struck by lightning. It's so refreshing!!! The villain is willing to help your chrysanthemum be struck by lightning with all my heart!!!"

"Oh oh oh! Steward! We still buy fish food today! Okay, let's discuss how to make Chrysanthemum be struck by lightning?"

Song Jiang was stunned. He held back whatever he wanted to vomit and said seriously: "The two of us were split because we were flying in the sky. There are two necessary conditions for being split. One is height. , and the second is the metal objects that you carry with you.”

"That is to say, the fart power is advanced to a certain height, and the chrysanthemum can be struck by lightning if you carry a metal object with you?"

"Not necessarily, lightning is a highly random energy body. People on Earth in the 21st century still cannot predict the path of lightning, let alone us in the Song Dynasty? I can guarantee that you will be struck by lightning, but I cannot guarantee that you will be struck by the chrysanthemum. "

"This... It stands to reason that lightning is attracted by metal, so it should hit the metal first, right? Then put the metal into the chrysanthemum?"

Song Jiang felt the chrysanthemum cool down: "No! My brother's metal object was in his arms, but the lightning hit our chrysanthemum first!"

"How to solve the randomness of lightning strikes..." The master fell into deep thought: "It would be great if we could determine the path of lightning."

Hearing this sentence, Song Jiang's eyes lit up: "I wonder if you have heard of Benjamin Franklin?"

"Oh? That Yankee who flies a kite to catch lightning in the rain?"

"That's right! We can make a metal kite with a metal kite string, and then thread the end of the kite string into your chrysanthemum! That way, if the kite is struck by lightning, the lightning will travel down the kite string! This way both It can ensure that lightning strikes your chrysanthemum and prevent crashes after being struck by lightning at high altitude!"

The old man clapped his hands: "High! It's really high! The two of you are the honored guests of Xiaoke Village! Now we just need to wait for a thunderstorm!"

"Why wait for a thunderstorm? The villain has his own cumulonimbus cloud! As long as the master wants to be hacked, the villain can squeeze out a lightning anytime and anywhere!"

"No wonder the sunny weather has been cloudy and rainy since you appeared! In this way, Xiao Ke can have fun in the thunderstorm all the time!" The master was shocked: "The person who can have such a powerful skill that can rival Xiao Jingteng is extraordinary! You Who the hell is that!"

Song Jiang lightly opened the corners of his lips, revealing a big man's tolerant smile: "Song Jiang, the governor of Yuncheng County."

"Ah!!!" The old man exclaimed in surprise, holding Song Jiang's hand tightly with both hands, showing a shit-eating expression: "Could it be that Timely Rain Xiaoyi Hei Saburo!?"

"It's not talent."

"I've heard a great name for a long time!!! Xiao Ke's closest pen pal!!!"

Song Jiang was taken aback and jumped up: "Pen pal? Are you that... Chai Jin Chai?"

☆, upright, upright, upright, upright

"You and I have been in correspondence for many years, I never thought we would meet in this situation!" Song Jiang and Chai Jin hugged each other tightly!

"Yes, yes! I never imagined that you would be so dark, so short and so unphotogenic!"

"I didn't expect you to be so wretched, so insignificant, and so awe-inspiring!"

Then the two hugged each other with such strength that they wished to pinch each other to death, and both rolled their eyes.

At this time, Song Qing woke up with a small whitebait spitting out from his mouth. He looked at the situation in front of him blankly: "Brother, didn't you always claim that you are straight? Your brain was teased by Lei Pixiu? Why did you find such a The perverted monsters are hugging each other?"

Chai Jin let go of Song Jiang and turned around, intending to smash Song Qing to death.

Song Jiang stopped his waist to prevent his butt from flying out: "What are you talking about! This person is the Chai Jin Chai officer I always talk about! We still have to eat and drink on his estate Yinzihua! Ouch, Mr. Chai, please calm down! This is my brother Song Qing, his brain just got soaked in the lake, please don't pay attention to what he said."

"Official Chai!?" Song Qing was taken aback: "I thought it would be such a majestic local tyrant wearing gold and silver, but it turned out to be just an ugly and tasteless pervert!"

Chai Jin's muscles all over his body expanded a circle!He roared with red eyes: "Don't stop me, I'm going to kill people, I'm going to kill people!!!"

"Chai Daguan! Chai Daguan!!! Hearing the villain's words to persuade him to die, you are angry and hurt yourself! It is said that he fell into the lake and his brain got flooded! Let's not talk to the idiot Is it common knowledge? Let’s forget about that idiot × and concentrate on letting your chrysanthemum be struck by lightning, okay!!!”

Chai Jin took a few deep breaths: "Okay, then Xiao Ke will not be fooled by adults, thank you Yasi for thinking about Xiao Ke's body."

"Come, come! Let's go!" Song Jiang imitated Yan Po's posture of tying people and pushed open the door. The cumulonimbus cloud above his head was pouring down thunderstorms, and several servants held umbrellas and brought up a light and thin iron sheet kite.

Chai Jin unbuttoned his belt, and a bright holy light bloomed at the door: "Comeonbaby!"

Several servants carefully inserted the end of the kite string into Chai Jin's chrysanthemum. Song Jiang covered the camera with his hands to prevent such a dirty scene from being broadcast live across the country. Then the two servants wore rubber gloves and flew the kite into the sky. .

A thunderbolt accurately hit the kite!Everyone looked up and watched a large piece of golden sparks rippling on the kite, traveling along the kite line, and then it was transmitted down and finally hit Chai Jin's chrysanthemum!

Immediately, Chai Jin's whole body lit up, his whole body burnt, and he let out a long roar: "Aww!!!"

The cry was too shrill and Song Jiang hurriedly asked: "Officer Chai!! Official Chai? Are you okay!"

Chai Jin grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth, which stood out like the teeth of a black man on his scorched black face: "Very good! Goonbaby!"

As soon as the words fell, another violent thunder flashed by!Chai Jin's indescribable cries followed one after the other: "Ah!!! Butterfly!!! Oh yes!!! Comeoncomeoncomeon!!!"

Song Jiang silently turned off the recording of the camera, which effectively prevented Chai Jin's cry from continuing to be broadcast live.

Suddenly the two servants guarding the southernmost part of the field flew away, and a big man in the distance walked towards this direction cursing.

That big man was extremely muscular, with a big waist and a round waist. Judging from the shape of his mouth, his curse words would not be pleasant to hear. . .The big man came over and pulled out the kite string, then kicked Chai Jin's ass like a football!

The strength of this kick is very good!Chai Jin smashed a large piece of furniture, which was stuck on the opposite wall in an extremely ugly posture!

Song Jiang hurriedly went to help, Song Qing turned on the recording of the camera, only to hear the big man pointing at Chai Jin's face and scolding: "What are you screaming on the horse? Labor and management are taking a nap!!! You dog * labor and management (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)! (beep—beep—) (beep—beep——) (beep—beep—beep—)!!!”

Song Jiang was stunned. Even the current emperor would not dare to be so rude to Chai Jin. What kind of ugly words were behind that pile of silencers?He hurriedly asked Chai Jin to accompany him: "Don't be angry, man! Officer Chai is just a whim, I'm sorry to disturb your nap!"

"Huh." The big man sat down on the chair unceremoniously, pulled up the teapot and poured it directly: "What kind of ghost tea is this? I want to drink Longjing Sprite from 82!"

Chai Jin was helped up by Song Jiang, and he was trembling with anger: "Come here! Tie up this rude bastard and throw him into Futa Lake to feed the fish!"

The group of servants looked at the big man trembling all over and dared not move forward. Chai Jin pulled up a chair and said, "Why don't you dare to get on it? Then I will do it myself!"

The big man grabbed the chair and threw Chai Jin to the ground!He held up the chair and threw it at Chai Jin: "Lao and capital came to join you because everyone in the world said that you are a good man who donates money with righteousness! In the end, you are just a strange flower who can't listen to you! You won't even be allowed to take a nap." Labor and capital are sleeping here screaming!"

Song Jiang hurriedly grabbed the chair: "The hero, calm down! This Chai official is just excited for a while and forgets himself, and never intends to disturb the hero's nap! Just stop!"

The big man glanced at Song Jiang with the eyes of a bug: "Which kind of onion are you, a black, short and ugly thing?"

"Abstaining Song Jiang from Xiayuncheng County..."

"Oh! It's the timely rain who has been famous for a long time in the world? No wonder it started to rain on such a sunny day, so it was your grandson who came? The rain is really bad luck!"

"Yes Yes Yes..."

When the bench above his head stopped, Chai Jin raised his head: "This guy is so rude! Yasi educates him for Xiao Ke!"

"Educate me?" The big man rushed up angrily: "I will educate you to death first!"

"Calm down your anger! It's not easy for people to drift in the rivers and lakes! And shut up and shut up! The hero, Chai Jin, has been a pen pal who has been like a villain for many years! Just be lenient!" Song Jiang stopped Chai Jin and that Among the men, the man raised his chair and threw it down at Song Jiang's face!

Song Jiang didn't move or blink, and the chair stopped a centimeter in front of his face.

The big man threw the chair aside and patted him on the shoulder: "You live up to your reputation. He is a man who can stand up for his friends. I remember you." He turned around and left everyone behind: "Laozi I'm going back to Qinghe County!"

Chai Jin rolled on the ground and got up: "Get out of here!"

The big man didn't respond, Song Jiang looked at his burly back suddenly with a strange emotion, he chased out against the rain: "The good man stays!"

"En?" The big man heard Song Jiang's voice and turned around: "What are you doing?"

"I'm afraid those who come to Chai Jin Village are all degenerate people. If the hero speaks so bluntly, I'm afraid this village will have a bad life. The villain doesn't have much money with him, so I have the right to pay the hero some travel expenses. Take care along the way!" Song Jiang took out his wallet and stuffed it into the big man's hand.

The big man's eyes collided with Song Jiang's eyes, sparking violent sparks in this thunderstorm!The big man clasped his fists with both hands: "Brother really deserves the reputation of timely rain! If we meet again in the future, we will surely repay you!"

Song Jiang also cupped his fists: "Take care!"

Song Qing hugged the camera excitedly: "Brother! You're bent! You're going to bend!"

The big man stuffed his wallet into his pocket and turned away. Song Jiang raised his voice again: "Good man! I haven't even known your name yet!"

The big man turned sideways in the rain: "My surname is Wu Mingsong!"

☆、Why are even big bugs so basic these days

"You have achieved the unfinished business of my life. This method of forcibly dismantling the CP and forcibly combining the new CP is unimaginable." Wang Po sat behind a carriage full of luggage and furniture.

"But master! I failed! Then Song Jiangfei left!" Yan Poxi was chasing after the carriage.

"Flying away, that's force majeure, your matchmaking ability has been fully demonstrated in the whole incident! It seems that I can rest assured that the great cause of matchmaking in Yuncheng County will be entrusted to your shoulders." Wang Po clapped her hand on Yan Poxi's shoulder Up: "Don't chase, don't give away, seeing your matchmaking skills is already the greatest reward for me."

"But master, why do you have to leave! I have just graduated from the teacher and I will not have time to repay you, old man!"

Wang Po smiled faintly behind the carriage, and the carriage gradually drove out of the west gate of Yuncheng County against the setting sun: "As the saying goes, if the disciples of the church starve to death of the master, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and one city cannot accommodate two professional matchmakers." The dim eyes were immersed in memories, and it seemed that they remembered someone who revealed a bleakness: "Let's get together and break up while the relationship between you and me is still there."

"Master! Master! Master!!!" Yan Poxi Fu looked at the carriage gradually immersed in the setting sun beside the west gate and couldn't help shouting this title three times.

However, Wang Po didn't turn her head and melted on the small road leading to the sunset. Yan Poxi recalled Wang Po's careful training of herself over the past few years. Why did the master leave when she just had the ability to repay her master?

I can't figure it out, the world of adults is too complicated.

It's all Song Jiang's fault, why did he agree to this marriage so easily?If this marriage is not said to be a master, he will not leave!Maybe she just needs an outlet to vent, maybe she just needs an object of hatred, so she took out the photo of Song Jiang's flying horse jumping into Chao Gai's house in the sunset, then walked to the county government and knocked on the door to report to the officials Drum: "Abstainer Song Jiang! You are an inhumane official! Colluding with the birthday gangster!"

The setting sun is fiery red, coating the flowers, plants and trees all over the hills with a magnificent orange-yellow.

Wu Song had been walking for several days without knowing it after leaving Chaijin Village in Cangzhou, and gradually reached the ground of Yanggu County.

This Yanggu County is adjacent to Qingshui County, his hometown, and it was already dusk when he was walking, when he saw a small hotel with a flag appearing in front of him.

He walked into the store and picked a bright place and sat down: "Shopkeeper! Just serve any wine and meat!"

"Come on!" a shop waiter yelled and rushed up to pour a bowl of wine and a plate of raw beef.

"...Raw meat? Are you here to play tricks?"

"Guest officer, don't blame me! The specialty of this restaurant is this wine! Please taste this wine first!"

Wu Song picked up the bowl and drank it down in one gulp!He only felt a hot and rumbling rush into his throat, and a powerful air flow rose up in his stomach!He opened his mouth and spewed out a mouthful of flames like a fire-breathing dragon!The flame roasted the plate of raw beef in an instant!

"Although your store is dilapidated and shabby, your wine is so strong!!! It's been a long time since I've had such a strong wine!" Wu Song licked his lips with his tongue and picked up a piece of beef. Baked it!Fresh, juicy and extremely chewy!While eating, he exclaimed: "Amazing! Freshly baked! Chicken flavor! Crunchy!"

"Hey!" The waiter smiled and added another bowl of wine, Wu Song drank it in one gulp: "Good wine!!!" After saying that, the waiter added another bowl, Wu Song drank it in one gulp, but saw the waiter in the shop holding the wine. The wine jar turned around and ran away.

"Add more wine, add more wine! You run away!"

"Didn't the guest officer see that there are three bowls of wine written on the outside? There are only three bowls of this wine."

"Oh? There is no such regulation in Bianliang City! Why do you only serve three bowls?"

"Our wine is a mixture of Nuerhong from [-], Erguotou from [-], Sprite from [-], Pepsi from [-], Fanta from [-], and Mirinda from [-] years. Although the Beijing opera is called BeiJing Opera, our wine is called MixSh♂it by foreigners! It tastes good at first! More than three bowls of aged carbon dioxide will cause stomach distension and abdominal distension in a few hours, causing the most deadly chrysanthemum swelling! Guest officer, you It will spray and fly all over the earth like a balloon that has been poked! A few years ago, a guest officer accidentally spewed out of the atmosphere and fell into the Ocean of Storms because he drank the fourth bowl!"

"Ah!!! Did that guest officer take my Great Song Dynasty flag with me?"

"...Did not bring."

"Take the flag with you! Prove to the world that the first person to land on the moon is not an American! Let Armstrong bow down to the flag after seeing my Great Song Dynasty flag in a few centuries! It's fine if Chang'e didn't bring the flag back then. No flags?" Wu Song said as he tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, dipped his hands in his spit and wrote the character 'Song' on it: "Here is the flag! The store will send labor and capital to the moon!"

The shop waiter was stunned: "You just want me to add a bar! Do you want to keep the trace of your spit for centuries? Besides, the trajectory of the spray is purely accidental, and it is a fluke that he landed on the moon! A few years ago, there was a guest officer who spewed out of the atmosphere and has not sent back a signal so far, I am afraid it has already spewed out of the Milky Way!"

Wu Song patted the table: "Will you refill the wine for labor and management!?"

The waiter just turned around and ignored him when he was drunk, only to see Wu Song opened his mouth to his ass!The strength of the wine churned in the belly, forming a flame, and scorched the buttocks of the shop waiter with a bang!

"Are you going to give labor and capital more wine! Don't provoke labor and capital to smash your house into pieces!! Let your bird shop be turned upside down!!!"

The shop owner hastily helped the shop waiter: "This guy is drunk, let him go."

The clerk in the shop was full of grievances and held the wine jar to refill Wu Song. Wu Song was not satisfied after eating three bowls in a row, so he just grabbed the jar from the clerk and poured it directly!

As the jar fell to the ground empty, Wu Song heaved a sigh of relief and took out Song Jiang's wallet: "Ah——this is really good wine! The store pays the bill!"

Besides, after Wu Song settled the bill, he got up and was about to leave. The shopkeeper saw him staggering and was about to walk up the hill: "Where is the guest going?"

Wu Song swayed and turned around: "What? Less money for your drink?"

"No... You gave a lot more."

"Then what are you calling Laozi?"

"Guest officer, let's take a look at this official announcement. Recently, a white-fronted worm with eye-catching eyes has come up on Jingyanggang in front of us. It is fond of big men. It has already destroyed twenty or thirty chrysanthemums of big men. The government now wants Orion to catch it quickly. , if someone wants to pass the post, they must gather seven people before the big worm's rest time."

"Twenty or thirty big man's chrysanthemums have been broken? Even the big worm is so basic these days? You still have to catch up with the big worm's rest time? How do you know when the big worm sleeps? And you still have seven people? What kind of Dragon Ball are you?" What about it? Labor and capital are not far from Qinghe County, and this Jingyanggang has been walked dozens of times at least, when did a big bug come?"

"Don't complain, don't believe it, come and read the official announcement, and stay in my shop tonight and wait for seven people to gather."

"Be a birdie! You are really not afraid of tiger labor and management! Let labor and management live in your shop because they want to kill you in the middle of the night to see how much money the labor and management have?"

The shopkeeper shook his head and entered the house: "Come on, I fed the tiger with good intentions, and you go to work! Those who run into the tiger and escape are not considered a good man!"

"I will let you see what a real man is!" Wu Song turned around and walked towards the post. After walking for a long time, the spirit of alcohol surged up, and he felt extremely hot all over his body, and his seven orifices spewed fire!He staggered and tore off the clothes in front of his chest to reveal his strong chest muscles. He walked crookedly for a few steps and saw a big smooth bluestone in front of him, so he lay down on it with a slap, and immediately started snoring. .

The setting sun gradually put away the last ray of light and the sky became dark. A gust of wind suddenly blew out from the forest. Wu Song lay on the stone slab and felt the wind blowing comfortably. The amount of the big bug came out from inside!

The tiger looked at Wu Song's strong body and strong chest muscles, his eyes were shining!It sneaked up to Wu Song's side, grabbed the hem of his clothes and turned him over, then aimed at the pants on the rear buttocks and gently grabbed it, then turned his head!The pants were ripped open with a hiss!The big bug saw Wu Song's boxer briefs!

It was a pair of red underwear, which was very conspicuous in this dark evening, and what was even more conspicuous was the row of large white characters on the underwear!

The big worm took a closer look and saw that it said: "Foretell the future, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

☆, such a bad book can reach a hundred chapters!

Let’s say that the tiger from Jingyanggang turned Wu Song one by one, bit open his trousers, and saw a pair of red boxer underwear. When he saw the words on it, he sat next to him and waited for a chapter until it was completely dark.

That's right, it's that frightening midnight!A lonely spotlight hits Da Chong and Wu Song, Da Chong knows that this is already the next chapter!The time has come!It couldn't wait to grab Wu Song's boxer briefs and turned its head!A holy light burst out from the torn underwear!

ah. . .Sure enough, men are still strong. . .Let the tiger's index finger move!Looking at Wu Song's muscular buttocks, the tiger swallowed a mouthful of spit and put its two front paws on it.

Huh?Why does it feel like pressing something upward after the front paws are put on it?The tiger turned his head and saw that Wu Song's stomach was bulging little by little!A scarlet energy from the depths of his chrysanthemum gradually came out!

Don't tell me I haven't done anything yet?Whose child is this?The big worm was startled and listened to the violent gurgling sound, it was the jar full of MixSh♂it in Wu Song's stomach!That's right, the Nv'erhong in [-], Erguotou in [-], Sprite in [-], Pepsi in [-], Fanta in [-], and Mirinda in [-] all gathered together and had great consequences. Serious chemistry!

That scarlet energy slammed the tiger's face with a bang!The big bug was pushed out of the atmosphere by that energy before it realized what happened!

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" the big worm roared up to the sky!That cry echoed throughout the sky as it whizzed across the surface of the moon!

Fly, big bug!Bring your pride of being the first tiger to fly into space!Take your pride in being the first feline to die for spaceflight!

The tiger's face was full of tears, and the outer space was in a state of weightlessness. The teardrops formed pearls floating in the space. The tiger howled as if expressing its excitement to fly into space!

Oh, there is no air in the universe, and sound cannot be heard, and what it says cannot be heard.Well, it doesn't matter, we can hold the Hubble Radio Astronomy Telescope and compare it with