Water Xu Chuan

Biological brother Song Qing!People in the rivers and lakes call it the Iron Fan! "

"Oh oh oh!" Yan Po and Yan Poxi showed expressions of admiration: "I never heard of it..."

The light in the big man's eyes disappeared, and he turned around silently and walked into the ticket office.

"..." Yan Po and Yan Poxi looked at each other for a while, and Yan Poxi walked to the ticket office and said softly with 12: "Handsome guy, let me sell you two tickets."

The big man opened his mouth and made a robot-like voice: "Today's tickets are sold out."

Yan Poxi looked at the thick stack of tickets on the table: "Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, okay?"

The big man waved his hand and flew out with a whistling sound: "Look at the treasure!!!"

Yan Poxi was taken aback and hurriedly crouched down with her head in her arms!When Yan Po was far away, she saw a huge metal fan floating in mid-air, and a strong wind hit it one after another!A thick stack of tickets on the table disappeared with the wind!Even Song Qing was blown away from the ticket office!

Yan Poxi stood up slowly, she and Yan Po looked at Song Qing, who was sweeping the sky with a pile of tickets, completely in a daze.

"What to do, the tickets have been blown away."

"People were also blown away."

They looked at each other, turned around and swaggered into the manor.

Pushing open the door, you can see that it is indeed an extremely ordinary farmhouse, with a hut and an earthen house. Potatoes, sweet potatoes, potatoes and other crops are planted in the yard. An old man with white hair greeted them when he saw them: "Gude Cat Ning Ladies! Welcome to Jiyu Songjiang Home! I am Song Taigong, your tour guide!"

"...You are Song Jiang's father." Yan Poxi looked him around: "You are really well educated and able to raise such an excellent son."

"Ahaha, I'm ashamed. My family has been farming for generations, but this kid has to become an official. At that time, I was so angry that I severed the father-son relationship with him and took out the household registration book... Ah, you didn't hear anything just now, did you! Emphasize again Once again, I am Song Taigong, your tour guide for this trip!"

"...Hi Taigong Song, may I ask if you moved him back to the household registration book later?"

Song Taigong smiled all over his face: "I want to emphasize again that I am Song Taigong, your tour guide for this trip!"

"...So did you move it back?"

"I want to emphasize again and again that I am Song Taigong, your tour guide for this trip!"

"You won." Yan Poxi was helpless: "Why did you come to be a tour guide?"

"It takes money to hire someone... oh no, the person who knows Song Jiang's life best is still his closest person! So I became a tour guide myself! I remember everything! I still remember the big willow tree in front of the village when you came in Is that where he peed for the first time since he was born!"

"You have a good old memory!"

"That's it! See that beam? That's where he climbed for the first time after he was born! See the pigsty in the backyard? That's where he ate for the first time after he was born! See the Is that the stove? That's where he got bigger for the first time after he was born!"

"...It's a miracle that this kid can grow up so big!"

"Next is that direction! Go visit the place where he first ate Xiang, first went to heaven, and released the power of the wild for the first time!" Song Taigong was full of enthusiasm, holding Yan Poxi with his left hand and holding Yan Poxi with his right hand!

"Stop! I am here to bear the happiness of half the men in the county!" Yan Poxi shook off Song Taigong's hand: "Where is Song Jiang? He is off work, where is his room?"

"Jiang'er is not at home."

"The account has not been moved back yet?"

"Do you think my family's farming for generations can endure that child? The crops in the yard will be rained for a day when he is at home! The crops are afraid of drought and even more afraid of waterlogging!" Song Taigong remembered that the year Song Jiang was born, the crops in the yard were flooded and died. Tears welled up in my eyes due to the tragic situation!

"This is the most fundamental reason why Song Jiang became an official instead of farming." Yan Po concluded: "Where does he live now?"

"He bought a house next to a fountain in Yuncheng County." Song Taigong explained honestly.

As a county, Yuncheng County naturally has a small land area, and the only fountain in the city is the Chrysanthemum Fountain.

As the name suggests, the Chrysanthemum Fountain means that the entire fountain is sprayed in a pattern of chrysanthemum patterns. There is a small house with a waterwheel next to the fountain.

It seems that this is the right place. Yan Poxi got out of the car but was dazzled by a holy light in front of her. She hurriedly put on the titanium alloy goggles, only to see a man with red long hair in the fountain and in the rain With tears in his eyes, Shengguang pushed open the door of that house and ran out!Behind him, Song Jiang rushed out and stretched out a hand as if to persuade him to stay!

Yan Po Xi quickly took out her mobile phone and took a picture of this scene like a youth idol drama!

☆、Indescribable plants bear indescribable fruits

"Building a house, raising pigs, planting land and having children requires a reasonable plan." Wu Yong tapped a small blackboard and said, "First solve the problem of housing, we need to transform this cottage into a dormitory area suitable for our group of eight! "

"Protest! Protest!" Bai Sheng climbed onto Gongsun Sheng's shoulder: "And me! These are nine people!"

"The dormitory area has been built, how about building an art gallery by the way?" Liu Tang suggested.

"We should move the three-story western-style building over here first." Ruan Xiaoqi suggested.

"The most important thing is to erect the holy statue of the Sanqing." Gongsun Sheng suggested.

"Shut up! If you want to build a planetarium, you have to build a planetarium first!" Wu Yong shouted: "The opinions on building a house are not unified, and we seek common ground while reserving differences. Let's put this aside for now. Next, we will discuss the issue of raising pigs. Does anyone here have a pig raising? experience?"

A label appeared on everyone's head, namely landlord, scholar, Taoist priest, teacher, Shamate, fisherman, Tai Sui, corpse, and small animal.Wu Yong nodded: "It seems that no one has the experience of raising pigs. Seek common ground while reserving differences, and put aside raising pigs for now. Next, we will discuss the issue of farming..."

He scanned the circle of labels: "Okay, let's put aside the issue of farming, and then discuss the issue of having children..."

Everyone silently covered the chrysanthemum: "OhMyGod..."

"...you don't know anything and don't understand how to survive in the wild at Liangshanbo!"

"Then let's try the simplest way of farming first." Chao Gai stood up: "Farming is easy to say, because with the vigorous development of science and technology, we already have advanced inventions that can save the world's agriculture!" As he spoke, he took out a bag of glittering items from behind him!

As soon as the item came out, the entire Liangshan Park shone brightly!That golden light shot straight into the sky and rippling the sky!

"Oh!!!!!!" While protecting their eyes from the bursting golden light, everyone tried to poke their eyes out through their fingers to see what kind of treasure it was!

The golden light over there took 3 minutes to completely dissipate. . .Frightened, everyone moved their hands and opened their eyes, only to see that what Chao Gai was holding up was a bag of gold-wrapped things!There are three shocking big characters written on it—Jinkela! ! !

"That's right! It's Jinkela!! Yield per mu is [-]!!!" Chao Gai held up Jinkela as if he was holding up the hope of everyone's life: "Hurry up and find some crop seeds. Cultivate a farm!"

"But this place is barren, where are the seeds of any crops?" Just as everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Liu Tang scratched his head and picked out a seed suffixed with torrent: "Oh, the seeds are here!"

"Oh, it's still a BT seed with the suffix of torrent! Quickly drag it into Xunlei to see what good things you can download!"

"Drag into Thunder! Finally got the seeds! This is going to be planted!" Chao Gai snatched the seeds, and he pointed the seeds to the sun!The sun sheds endless light on this seed!Chao Gai recited affectionately: "Ah! Dig a hole! Bury some soil! Count one, two, three, four, five! Pour out another bag of golden trash! I will come to a beautiful tomorrow!"

In the sky, a crow dragged the banner that said the next day and whirled and flew over. Chao Gai led the crowd to stand in front of the seeds he hoped to plant on the first day.

I saw a huge flower bud as tall as half a person growing out of that piece of land!Everyone surrounded Chao Gai and applauded!

Chao Gai stroked his beard and smiled modestly: "It's nothing, nothing, I can only say that Jinkela is really great!"

"Why is there only one flower bud? I don't know what kind of seed it is, what kind of flower will it bloom and what kind of fruit will it bear?"

"Let us wait and see!" Chao Gai took out a bag of golden golden kela from his pocket again as he said!He bent down and fell up!

The bud burst open with a bang!The moment it bloomed, a rainbow-colored powder and a gasp came from nowhere!

A large piece of red stuff was thrown out!After a closer look, it turned out to be a circle of Liu Tang's big red cockscomb heads!A circle of eight Liu Tang blossoms bloomed on the bud, and it seems to be surrounded by eight big cockscombs to form a flower!

And of course the eight Liu Tangs are all nude bodies that are exactly the same as the main body!At the moment when the flowers bloom, the eight holy lights bloom and fill the whole mountain with a golden color!Everyone looked stunned.

"This... what kind of seed is this!" Everyone took a few steps back in horror!

"Don't care about black seeds and white seeds! Those that can bear delicious fruits are good seeds!" Chao Gai Dayi stepped forward awe-inspiringly and continued pouring golden kela towards the weird crops!The weird crops trembled violently under Jinkela's bath!The eight Liu Tangs on the whole crop started to wriggle indescribably!They twisted and shook their hair violently!A bigger Liu Tang grew out of the middle of them!

The bigger Liu Tang danced in the middle, twirling, jumping, eyes closed, he held his head up and chest out in the middle and slowly opened his big cockscomb head! !

A golden light burst out from the cockscomb head and reached the sky!In that ray of light, in that cockscomb head, that strange crop bears its indescribable fruit! ! !

The whole body of the fruit is golden yellow, and its appearance is like that of Liu Tang posing as an Oscar statuette!Everyone bathed in its light was demented.

Everyone was in a daze for 5 minutes. Lin Chong broke the deadlock first: "Whoever dares to pick this fruit, I recommend him to be the top spot in Liangshan Bo!"

"Yes! Top spot! Top spot!"

"This... Sure enough, weird seeds will bloom and weird flowers will bear weird fruits... It should just look weird and taste good. Although the top spot is more attractive, haha. ..." Chao Gai smiled awkwardly and bravely stepped forward to hold the fruit, and then broke it off.

The fruit was broken at the leg!The half fruit in Chao Gai's hand let out a shrill scream!The whole fruit exploded with a bang in an indescribable gesture, sending Chao Gai Beng flying more than ten meters away!

Everyone took a few steps back again in horror!I saw the crop shaking a few times again, and Liu Tang in the middle of the rooster's comb was again peeled off!With a golden ray the crop bears its second indescribable fruit! ! !

The fruit is still golden in color, this time it looks like Liu Tang posing as a thinker!The deep gaze in the eyes of the thinker made everyone protect the chrysanthemum!

The situation was stalemate again for 5 minutes, Wu Yong let out a long breath: "I said, is the matter of the top spot just now still counting?"

"Brother Chao has taken the top spot, whoever picks the second fruit can take the second spot..."

The second one is also good!Just now Chao Gai should have broken the fruit before he was blown away!Wu Yong swallowed a mouthful of spit nervously and walked forward, gently put his hands on the bottom of the fruit, and moved upwards cautiously!

The fruit left the plant quietly, Wu Yong stared at the fruit in horror for 3 minutes to confirm that it would not explode suddenly, then turned around, and lifted the fruit high as if he had accomplished some universal achievement!

"Oh oh oh oh!!!" Everyone applauded and cheered: "Whoever dares to take a sip will sit in the third place!"

"Okay! Pindao is going to sacrifice his life for the top spot!" Gongsun Sheng said, he walked up to take the fruit carefully, but after careful inspection, he found that the rough skin of the fruit is really not good for appearance, he thought to himself Ugly things usually taste good, so I just closed my eyes and bit down on it!

A large piece of golden light suddenly exploded in front of my eyes!When everyone opened their eyes, Gongsun Sheng had already turned into a star in the sky!The thinker-shaped Liu Tang fruit was falling to the ground with a few Gongsun Sheng's teeth.

Everyone took a few steps back in horror again: "This fruit is not only strange in appearance, but also so lethal! What should we do with it!"

Lin Chong propped his chin and suggested, "Maybe we need to find someone who specializes in agriculture to identify how this thing is eaten."

"Brother, you still want to eat this damn thing! Why are all of them high-energy? You can sit in the fourth place!"

"Agricultural specialization..." Chao Gai vomited blood and turned over on the ground: "I know a person who has been farming for generations... Although he no longer does farming due to pre-set reasons, he must also be interested I know a lot about agricultural knowledge..."

"Who is who is who?"

"Arbitrator of Yuncheng County, rain Song Jiang in time!"

☆、Communication between two performance art masters

"Here is... the Chrysanthemum Fountain in Yuncheng County!" Liu Tang was shocked as he stood in front of the Chrysanthemum Fountain with a backpack on his back!

Water is the most wonderful substance in nature. It has ever-changing forms and has bred countless creatures on the earth. The fountain can be said to bring the beauty of water to the extreme!

Liu Tang stood in front of the chrysanthemum fountain and took a deep breath of the chrysanthemum fountain. . .

——'This Song Yasi lives in a hut next to the chrysanthemum fountain in Yuncheng County. ’ Chao Gai said: ‘Take this fruit to him and let him identify how to eat it. '

'But who went to him with the fruit? Wu Yong looked around the crowd, and Ruan Xiao Erwuqi flashed out instantly, and only Lin Chong and Liu Tang were left in Wu Yong's sight.Wu Yong pointed at Liu Tang: "Liu Tang Beast!"The decision is yours! '

'Why! ! !Why is it me! '

'Because the seed came from you, and you and the fruit are more similar. It can be seen that the same kind is the same kind!Surely you will not kill each other! '

'Who is the same family as this ghost thing! ! ! '

'I am now the second in charge of Liang Shanbo!Do you dare not listen to me? '

'You keep your word!After robbing the birthday key, now I don't have a penny in my hands!When can I go to Paris and buy that "Jelly with Shit"! '

Wu Yong winked and Lin Chong grabbed Liu Tang from behind!Wu Yong came forward holding the fruit: "If you don't agree!"Don't blame brother, I ruthlessly stuffed this fruit into your chrysanthemum! '

Lin Chong also added behind his back: "Brother!There is no risk in just carrying it on your back!If you go with this fruit, I recommend you to take the fifth place in Liangshanpo! '

——So Liu Tang is now standing in front of the chrysanthemum fountain with a backpack on his back, deeply shocked.

Unexpectedly, there are such shocking works of art in this small county of Yuncheng!He took another deep breath of the chrysanthemum fountain, thinking that the world-famous Timely Rain Song Jiang must also be an extraordinary artist to live here!

Uh, in fact, he met Song Jiang once before, and it was the time when Song Jiang's flying horse reported to Chaogai Village. Although Liu Tang was tied to a tree at the time, he still liked Song Jiang's dark skin and cherry blossom girl's raincoat very much. I want to have a good exchange with the famous Timely Rain Song Jiang. (Detailed Chapter 83)

This time I can finally have a deep communication with his facetoface!Liu Tang strode towards the small room next to the fountain.

The meeting between the artists must be extraordinary and refined, such as the scene where Song Jiang first appeared on the stage, wearing a cherry blossom raincoat and riding a flying horse over the back wall in a storm!What an extraordinary performance art that is!We named it—Sakura Blossom Leap in Rainstorm!

Liu Tang took out a bottle of jelly water and poured it on his head. The hair should always be as hard as steel needles. The cumulonimbus cloud above this small room is so splintering that it must not be allowed to mess up the hairstyle!

Art!Art!A second meeting between two otherworldly performance artists must be artistic!Let me hit his heart with the most exquisite art!

Liu Tang stretched out his foot and kicked the doorbell.

"Who is it?" Song Jiang heard the doorbell and came over. He looked out through the cat's eyes and saw only a bright holy light.

He rubbed his eyes, and looked at the holy light for the second time.

But the doorbell kept ringing, so he fetched a feather duster and opened the door.

I saw an unknown creature standing in front of his door!The creature's head is a large mass of holy light!Above that mass of holy light, there were two suspected legs extending towards the sky!

"Thunder Monkey Wow!" Hearing this greeting, Song Jiang looked down and found that it was a naked man standing upside down!His long red hair was extremely tough and fiercely poked the ground, lifting his part wrapped in the holy light to the position of a human face!

"I named this work of art—" Liu Tang recited with great emotion: "The light of hope in front of the door!!!"

Song Jiang was stunned: "Hey? Hope? Where is it?"

"..." Liu Tang was silent for a minute, then moved his scalp, and the hard cockscomb head walked into Song Jiang's room stiffly like a crab's leg.

"Wait, wait, sir." Song Jiang stopped him: "May I ask you what you want?"

"I heard that you are a master of performance art in Yuncheng County. I'm here to communicate with you." Liu Tang went straight to the point.

Song Jiang was stunned again: "Master of performance art? When did I become a master of performance art? By the way, what is performance art?"

Liu Tang rolled his eyes, and walked step by step into Song Jiang's house with his hard comb head.

"Wait, wait, what are you trying to communicate?"

"Stop communicating! You mediocre! May the Goddess of Art save your soul!" Liu Tang forced his way into Song Jiang's house and took a look, surprised!I saw that Song Jiang's house was covered with all kinds of raincoats of various models and patterns!At a glance, it is like opening a kaleidoscope of the rainy season!Liu Tang was immersed in this magnificent visual feast and couldn't move!

"Sir! Sir, don't break into private houses!" The holy light was just at the height of Song Jiang's face. The light forced Song Jiang not to go forward. He leaned against the wall and tried to stay away from the holy light: "Sir, who are you?" Ah, have we met?"

"..." Liu Tang was pulled out of the visual enjoyment: "Fuck me, a great artist who is so extraordinary and unforgettable that you can't forget it, you actually asked me if we have seen it before???"

"The photographic memory..." Song Jiang looked at the ball of holy light and the two big hairy legs and nodded: "I really agree..."

"Watch it!!!" Liu Tang roared and stood upright!He flicked out a photo!I saw that it was next to the vine in the backyard of Chao Gai's house!At that moment, Song Jiang was wearing a cherry blossom raincoat and Pegasus was admitted to the hospital!That high wind, that shower, that golden birthday card!Chao Gai's stunned expression and Wu Yonggongsun Sheng's panic hiding under the tree are all permanently sealed on this photo: "Do you still remember this incident!"

Song Jiang nodded: "I remember."

"We met at this time! You said you haven't seen me!?"

"Uh..." Song Jiang picked up the photo and searched for a long time: "Where are you..."

"This, this, this! Here!!!" Liu Tang pointed at the pile of lush grapes angrily!In the direction of the finger, he could barely find a few strands of red hair protruding from the grapes. . . . . .

"... It's a pleasure to meet you! It's a pleasure to meet you again!" Song Jiang smiled awkwardly: "Then what are you going to do here?"

"Chao Gai led us to Liangshan to collect weeds." Liu Tang stared at him dissatisfied as he opened his backpack, "We reclaimed wasteland there to plant crops and grew some strange things. Brother Chao said you are an agricultural expert. A fruit, you see how to eat it."

In the backpack, Liu Tang's fruit in the shape of a thinker was exposed, and Song Jiang couldn't help but protect the chrysanthemum with his deep eyes.Song Jiang stared at the fruit carefully for a while: "...this... is it a fruit? Did it come out? It's really ugly... and it's also... and my dear brother, you look a little bit subtle It's similar... I'm sure it's the fruit, you didn't ask a carpenter to carve it out for you? No... such a shameful thing, shouldn't it be that you carved it for yourself because you are too narcissistic? "

'Ugly as hell. . . ''Subtle similar. . . ''shame. .narcissism. . . 'Countless words protruded out countless arrows puff puff puff puff puff pierced Liu Tang's little heart!Liu Tang yelled at Song Jiang with tears in his eyes: "You can not understand art but you can't slander art!!! May the goddess of art save your soul!!!" He carried the fruit on his back and broke out!

"Brother!!!" Seeing Liu Tang rushing into the rain curtain outside the door, Song Jiang chased after him and stretched out his hand to his back!

Ahh, there seem to be two people in sight.

Well, those are two somewhat familiar women, Yan Po and Yan Poxi, and Yan Poxi is still holding a mobile phone.

Before Song Jiang stretched out his hand back, the flashing light fixed him and Liu Tang on the screen!

"Nima's father died!!!"

☆、How to decide lifelong events

Yan Poxi looked at Liu Tang and ran out of Yuncheng County with tears in her eyes: "Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality! Is it the helplessness of the chrysanthemum or the outbreak of hunger and thirst? Why did the [-]-year-old man die on the street? Hundreds of boars Why did you scream in the middle of the night?" Yan Poxi pointed her finger at Song Jiang!

Song Jiang exclaimed: "Young mother died!" He hurriedly closed the door and locked the seven locks!

"Song Jiang, the governor of Yuncheng County! As the object of the admiration of half-county men, he actually likes this model!" Yan Poxi held up her phone and shook it at the camera: "I'm going to send this photo to Moments right now! Ah! I'm full of tendons The meaty red cockscomb head kills Matt! It can be predicted that there will be a wave of hot cockscomb heads among the male population in Yuncheng County!"

Song Jiang hurriedly broke through the seven-locked door: "You are not allowed to post on Moments!!!"

The moment Song Jiang broke through the door, Yan Po hugged his waist tightly from behind him!Yan Poxi took out a microphone from somewhere and stuck it on Song Jiang's face: "Lord Yasi! What thrilling and evocative stories happened between you and that red-haired man in this hut just now!!!"

"Nothing happened!!! He...he is just a farmer! He planted a strange fruit for me to identify!!!"

"Damn it, there are farmers with such a domineering and cool look? Are you not afraid of being beaten when you walk in the fields? And you think that your family has been farming for generations, so you must be full of agricultural specialization?"

"Is not it?"

"There is only one truth! Your father told us! You were born with cumulonimbus clouds, which flooded your crops! You have been removed from your household registration book for a long time. You have never touched that noble agriculture since you were young. The man brought the fruit to you to identify it as Chiguoguo's lie to cover up your troubles in this room!"

Song Jiang spat out a mouthful of old blood: "...your debate is so exciting and powerful that I can't even refute it..."

"What I said is the truth hahahaha! Oh, no wonder you don't want so many beautiful men in the whole county. It turns out that you have already been destined for three lives with other men!"

Song Jiang Dayi held his head high and held his chest high!He resolutely said: "So what! I have been with him for a long time! We just had sex in the house!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

"So I already have a spouse! Tell all the men in the county to die! Don't bother me anymore!"

Yan Poxi reached out and patted Song Jiang's shoulder: "Hey, do you know what the highest level of a matchmaker is?"

"What..."

"That is to help others win love by force to dismantle CP and then fill the world with CP of their own choice hahahaha!"

"Which world does such a distorted matchmaker come from!!!"

"Mom! Give me a hug!"

"Hey!" Finally, it was Yan Po's turn to say a line, and she was so excited that she burst into tears. Yan Poxi walked into Song Jiang's hut with a purple air of mystery from her nostrils: "You were messing with that person in this room just now." Ji? I want to search for evidence of your crimes!"

"Let's search." Song Jiang smiled calmly. Those who have not disturbed the foundation are naturally magnanimous. If you overturn the land three feet, what can you find?

The decoration in this room is simple and simple, and there are almost no bright spots except for a lot of raincoats. Yan Poxi thought that she could find some lubricating things and just used things that were filled with liquid and thrown in the trash can. and so on, the result is nothing that can't be described.

Strange. . .Judging from the grief-stricken look on the man's face and the way he rushed out, Song Jiang probably didn't have the time and opportunity to clean up the battlefield. . .How did it leave no trace?Could it be that nothing happened between them at all?That Shamate really just brought a strange fruit for him to identify?

No way!That kind of plot is not the best!I absolutely cannot accept it!Yan Poxi just searched under the bed and even every raincoat, but still found nothing. When she was sitting on the bed depressed, a photo scattered on the ground attracted her attention.

photo?Aren't they usually placed in photo albums or photo frames?Why is there a single one left on the ground here?

She picked up the photo and looked at it carefully.

It was a vineyard under the storm, and Song Jiang was wearing a cherry blossom raincoat and galloping into the hospital. A landlord, a scholar, and a priest in the courtyard made a shocked expression, and behind them were five large boxes of gold and silver treasures.

This is. . .What?The landlord and the scholar looked familiar. . .It's like seeing it somewhere.

Uh, it looks like it is posted on the walls everywhere in Yuncheng County. . .Notice on the wall on the pole. . .Search notices. . . ?No, that's a wanted warrant!

Yan Poxi came out with a smile: "Master Yasi is really famous all over the world, and he has known all kinds of people from all walks of life."

"Yes, as the most important protagonist in the book, it is inevitable that he has a wide network." Song Jiang replied calmly.

Yan Poxi shook the photo in front of him: "It's true that you have a lot of contacts, what do these people do?"

This is the photo that Sha Matt took out just now!Where did he take out all the fruit in his body!No, this is the Song Dynasty, how did this photo come out, how did it come out, how did it exist!By the way, I flew into the hospital and who took this scene for what purpose!No, all these slots are not important anymore, what is important is how could Sha Matt throw such things around and be picked up by this terrible woman!

Song Jiang's face was full of tears: "Good sister, return this thing to me."

"I do not!"

"Mother! Grandma! Grandma Zu! Grandma Zu!"

"no way!"

It seems that Kexiu can only use violence!Song Jiang roared, and his jacket turned into countless pieces with a puff!Yan Po stretched out her hand and stroked his chest muscles: "Oh! Brother Yasi, you have a really good figure!"

"..." Song Jiang twisted left, and Yan Po was still tightly tied to him, Song Jiang turned right, and Yan Po was still tightly wrapped around him, and Yan Po's limbs were as soft as octopus, binding Song Jiang's tortoise shell Tangled and fell to the ground!Yan Poxi stretched out her index finger to Song Jiang who was lying on the ground and shook it.

Song Jiang struggled for a long time and couldn't break free from Yan Po's embrace. He looked at Yan Poxi with a look of despair: "You, are you going to report me to the police!?"

"Report to the official? Who would do such a boring thing? I'm going to use this photo to threaten you to marry Zhang Wenyuan and Tang Niu'er hahahahahaha!!!"

"It's so vicious!"

"Come on, come on! Do you want to be with Zhang Wenyuan or Tang Niu'er? Hurry up and decide on an auspicious date!"

"Then..." This Tang Niu'er is just a vegetable transporter. Although he works from morning to night and stays busy all day long, he doesn't make a lot of money, and Zhang Wenyuan and Xiao Zhangsan are colleagues in the county government office, and that's a civil servant!Moreover, Song Jiang and Zhang Wenyuan have worked together for many years and know each other a lot, so getting along will be easy. . .

Song Jiang's face turned red: "Brother Wen Yuan, please ask the matchmaker to contact the wedding company on an auspicious day."

☆, Yasi-sama is arrogant

Do you really want to marry Zhang Wenyuan?

How is this possible?I am straight!

When I get married tomorrow, I will summon the heavenly soldiers and generals to help me escape Yan Poxi's clutches!

Song Jiang lay on the bed with a wicked smile: "Hey, I'm a little numb, let me turn over."

"Oh." Yan Po got the second line and burst into tears again. She tied Song Jiang's hands and feet like an octopus and turned around with him so that he lay on the kang.

"Don't tell me, why don't you be so dedicated..." Song Jiang was very dissatisfied.

"Although tomorrow is the day of great joy, what should you do if you sneak away tonight? Marriage is sacred! I want to help my daughter forcefully spell out this loving CP!" Yan Po was very excited when she got the third line !And it's such a long line!The tears of gratitude to the author flowed down the back of Song Jiang's head like a gurgling water!

"It's really disgusting... No one will know if you let me go for a while!"

"Heaven knows, the earth knows you, I know me, the author knows the reader!" Yan Po got the fourth line!The tears of gratitude to the author completely washed Song Jiang's head like the flowing water of the Yangtze River!

"I...I'm going to the toilet." Song Jiang barely supported his body and sat up. He got off the kang and walked to the door of the toilet. Yan Po was still pestering him: "Hey! I want to go to the toilet!"

"Ouch!" Granny Yan grinned her teeth, "Thanks to the author for thanking CC×V for my fifth line! Boy, just feel free, old lady, I'm not interested in you so I won't take a second look!"

"..." Song Jiang squatted on the toilet pit with a blushing face, and the person wrapped around his back made him completely lose his interest in shitting: "Forget it... I'd better go take a shower Let's go." He said and walked to the bathroom: "Hey old woman, I'm going to take a bath! Should I let go of my hand!"

Yan Po smiled at the camera with her teeth bared: "Don't worry! Old lady, I am 70 or [-] years old! I haven't seen anything! You wash yours and don't worry about me!"

"..." Song Jiang imagined himself standing under the shower with an old lady on his back and couldn't help but want to help his forehead: "Forget it, just go to sleep without washing."

He carried Yan Po on the kang in small steps and fell down on the bed. Yan Po put her mouth close to his ear and said in a low voice ghostly: "Thank the author for thanking CC×V! This is my seventh line! Master Si, good night and sweet dreams!"

"..." Song Jiang lay on the kang and was tied up by Yan Po who didn't fall asleep all night.

The quiet dawn of the next day was broken by the passionate music of "Zhu Bajie Carrying His Wife"!

The door of Song Jiang's hut was knocked away by a strong impact!He lay on the kang and saw a large sedan chair parked at the door!Eight tall men with red cockscombs rushed into the room crying: "Asi! You don't want to marry, please! If you want to marry, please marry me! You see, we all cut it into your favorite hairstyle!"

Song Jiang rolled his eyes, it seems that Yan Poxi finally sent that photo of Liu Tang.

However, Yan Po tied Song Jiang and forced him to sit down.