Water Xu Chuan

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"This matter is... If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down..."

"Male Gobi!!!"

☆. Put gold on your own shit?

As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. If you are famous, you can make a lot of money, but headaches will follow one after another.

This is the Minister of Cuju and the Taiwei in front of the palace. Gao Qiu can be said to be a big celebrity around the emperor. Although he is popular, troubles will come. . .For example relatives.

The author hates those relatives very much. They always ask questions and chatter. There are many brothers and sisters in the generation of grandparents. When the old people celebrate their birthdays, there will always be a few xx aunts that they have never heard of. × Uncle is here.

One person can ascend to heaven, when you gain some power, those people who have never been in touch with you will come over to pick up the blood relationship of which generation. . .

So Gao Qi frowned and looked at the person who was blocking the toilet door: "Who are you?"

The man nodded and bowed, desperately shaking the green Mohawk hair like Gao Qi: "The captain is so noble! I am your relative! You should have guessed it after seeing this hairstyle and hair color!"

"...My relatives? Why didn't I see any relatives when my mother, orphans and widows pulled me up?"

"Oh, my lord Taiwei is too far-fetched! When I heard about your orphans and widows, I wanted to sponsor you to take kindergarten classes! But this is too big and I can't find your home!" With a happy face, he leaned over and rubbed against Gao Qiu: "Actually, I have never given up looking for your mother and son! I have been looking for you in Bianliang City for several years, and now I finally found Taiwei's Mansion!"

"..." The man's expression reminded him of the time when he met Gao Yanei, Gao Qiu straightened his collar uncomfortably: "Can you let me go to the bathroom first?" (see Chapter 41 for more details) )

"Please, Captain!" The man stepped aside and gracefully opened the toilet door, Gao Li walked in, the man stuck to the door and listened to the voice inside: "Master Taiwei, do you need a villain to wipe your butt?" ? This movement is a bit big, so don't flinch!"

"..." Gao Qiu tried and couldn't figure out how to dodge his waist while wiping his buttocks. He scratched his head for a long time: "Who are you? What's your name?"

"My lord, Shi Lian..." No, the most important thing to find relatives is the surname!The last name has to be right!The man changed his words: "I am Gao Lian from Shijiazhuang!"

"Oh, oh, your surname is Gao too!?"

"That's right, my surname is Gao too!! Taiwei, you see that we are indeed relatives, right!!!"

"...Maybe."

"What do you mean maybe we have the same surname and we are relatives!!!"

"Picasso and Bi Fujian are both named Bi..."

"... isn't Master Taiwei going to recognize me!? Hey, hey, hey!" Gao Lian cried against the toilet door, and the tears spread into the toilet through the crack of the door. . .Gradually filled up the shit hole, passed through Gao Lian's instep, and it was still rising!

It's not easy to live, it's just a poop, do you still want to be drowned in the toilet with tears?This man lying outside the door made me constipated!Gao Qiu said impatiently: "Don't cry, don't cry, let's go, let's count as relatives! What do you want?"

"Master Taiwei, don't you reward your relatives as officials? Then Gao Yanei, you have made him your son!"

"...Gao Yanei is talented and young! Do you want to be my son too?"

"I want to! Hey, I want to go too much!!!"

"Smelly shameless you, you're 40 or [-] years old!!!"

"...Your Majesty Taiwei won't give me an official position..." Gao Lian stuck to the door panel and cried again. . .Has anyone seen what it looks like to have a toilet full of water?That's right. . .The used toilet paper and whatnot will float with the water. . .Gao Qiu frowned and watched as his shoes were completely submerged: "I'll give you an official, I'll give you an official when you stay away from the toilet and let me pull it out, okay!!!"

Although this person is a bit annoying, Gao Qiu has to admit that Gao's ass-wiping technique still makes him very comfortable.

So half a month later, Gao Lian left Bianliang City and went to Gaotang Prefecture to become the magistrate. . .Well, in fact, there are many things that are very ape dung. You see, it is also surnamed Gao in this place.

As the saying goes, one person attains enlightenment and ascends to heaven, the stories are always surprisingly similar.Let's talk about Gao Lian becoming the prefect of Gaotang Prefecture, he frowned and looked at the person blocking his toilet door: "Who are you?"

The man nodded and bowed, desperately shaking the green mohawk hair that was the same as Gao Qi and Gao Lian's: "Your Majesty is such a noble man who forgets things! I am your relative! You should have guessed it just by looking at the hairstyle and hair color! "

Gao Lian was stunned: "Your surname is Gao too? No, isn't your surname Shi?"

"Yi Yi! The villain's surname is Yin! His name is Yin Tianxi!"

"Neither the surname is Gao nor the surname Shi. What kind of relative do you come to associate with me?"

"Your magistrate is too noble to forget things! Your wife's surname is Yin! I am your wife's younger brother! In terms of seniority, I should call you brother-in-law!"

"...Where are there so many messy relatives?" Gao Lian straightened his collar uncomfortably: "Can you let me go to the bathroom first?"

"How can the magistrate be so honorable to poop in this kind of place?" Yin Tianxi refused to move away with a playful smile: "You have to poop in a place with beautiful flowers, beautiful scenery and warm sunshine, which is in line with your status!"

"...So the landmines in the park were planted by noble people? That's called immorality, don't put gold on your own shit!"

"Brother-in-law! Let me be an official, I will definitely find you a place where the flowers are extremely blooming, the scenery is extremely beautiful, the scenery is extremely beautiful, and the sun is extremely warm!!! You just want to enjoy the flowers while pooping! The breeze and the sun gently It feels like hitting a chrysanthemum!"

"..." Gao Lian thought about the feeling of the breeze and sunlight hitting the chrysanthemum. . .He twisted the chrysanthemum: "Then... I will designate you as a toilet specialist!"

"Thank you brother-in-law!!! Let's get promoted and get rich together!!!" Yin Tianxi happily rode his horse to take office. He gathered [-] to [-] gangsters in Gaotang Prefecture all day long to seize land and fertile land and start real estate in the name of looking for toilets. There is always a large sum of money dedicated to Gao Lian, so Gao Lian is quite pleased.

The weather was fine that day, and Yin Tianxi cheerfully led a few hooligans wandering around Gaotang Prefecture. Unknowingly, he walked a little far and came to a large manor. The manor was surrounded by mountains and rivers. Several kilometers of large gardens!Yin Tianxi looked at the garden in shock: "I have lived in Gaotang Prefecture for a long time, but I have never heard of such a big garden here! What kind of land is this?"

"This family's surname is Chai, it seems to be some kind of royal family from the previous dynasty." A good-natured bastard said.

"First Dynasty? What the fuck? I only recognize the emperor of our Great Song Dynasty!" Yin Tianxi got off his horse and walked to the gate of the manor: "Is anyone there!?"

"Who is it?" An old concierge tremblingly opened a gap in the door, and Yin Tianxi tore the door open: "Ask your master to come out and have something to say!"

The old concierge walked tremblingly into the courtyard. After a while, an old man in his 70s and [-]s came out: "Who is it? What's the matter?"

"Are you the owner of this compound?" Yin Tianxi glanced at him. Although the man was old but looked wealthy, the man nodded: "I am Chai Huangcheng, and I am the owner of this compound."

"Then listen up! I am the toilet search specialist in Gaotang Prefecture! I have taken a fancy to your compound and plan to develop it into a toilet! Take your people out quickly!"

Chai Huangcheng was taken aback, but in a blink of an eye his brows were filled with joy: "It has been developed into a toilet? What do you mean? Is it demolition? How much is the compensation for demolition per square meter?"

Yin Tianxi twitched his lips: "I don't have a single penny, so grandpa just likes your compound!"

Chai Huangcheng was taken aback again: "Have you got any pennies? Isn't this robbery? My house has golden branches, jade leaves, and iron coupons in the first Chao Dan book! Even the current emperor dare not insult me ​​lightly! What are you talking about? Come and take me by force!" house?"

"Oh, what am I? What are you? Old turtle! Can you use iron coupons to wipe your ass?" Yin Tianxi waved his hand: "Give it to me! Hit me hard! Aim at the chrysanthemum! !!"

This is the chrysanthemum of the royal family!Those punks are all extremely excited!Chai Huangcheng was pushed down to the ground and covered with a large layer of mosaics!He wailed "The Thatched House is Broken by the Autumn Wind": "The boys in Nancun deceived me to be old and weak, and they took turns with me in all kinds of things that I can't describe!"

Chai Huangcheng was already in his 70s and [-]s and couldn't enjoy such excitement. He was bedridden since Yin Tianxi and the others left that day. . .He didn't think about food, soup, or medicine, and when he saw that he was about to die, he picked up his mobile phone, and a familiar voice came from the other side of the phone: "Who are you? Xiao Ke is very busy now, don't worry! "

☆、So Uncle Huangcheng closed his eyes and closed his eyes?

"Chai Huangcheng? The name is a bit majestic but why does it feel so strange..." Li Kui scratched his head and looked at the large and magnificent compound in front of him: "Can the emperor tolerate other people's names with the word emperor?"

"If you can't bear it, you have to bear it. There are still people with the surname Huang." Chai Jin walked all the way into the inner room of Chai Huangcheng's house, and saw Chai Huangcheng lying on the bed with his buttocks upturned and sticking a dozen plasters on the chrysanthemum: "Jiner... "

"Uncle, Xiao Ke is here, what do you want to say to me?" Chai Jin bowed obediently beside the bed.

"Then...then..." Chai Huangcheng tremblingly raised his finger and pointed at Li Kui: "That...the vicious black man...who is it? Why are you... together?"

"You think I want to come with him!!! I want to chop off his arm a long time ago!!!" Li Kui growled and stared at Chai Jin's left hand! ! !That left hand is extremely strong for some reason!After picking up the phone in Cangzhou, he pinched Li Kui's ankle all the way and dragged him to Gaotangzhou!

"Oh, he is Xiao Ke's new servant, named Li Er."

"What the hell are you two? Your whole family are all two!!!"

Chai Huangcheng's face was blushing: "This Li Er is huge... the size must be great..."

"Great sister, what are you thinking about in your old and unscrupulous head!!!"

Chai Huangcheng was trembling all over his body, "Since you are a servant... then don't complain all the time. Jin'er, this is really... so exciting... I have lived for nothing for so many years... Jin'er, I only have you left now... a relative, I have a very important last wish..."

Chai Jin burst into tears: "Uncle, don't make any last wishes. Uncle is still healthy and alive! Don't talk nonsense and take care of your wounds!"

"Jin'er...listen to me..." Chai Huangcheng blushed, "This Li Er...since he is your servant...then order him to be with me...before I kick my ass. ...how about not describing it?"

Li Kui drew out two large axes and put them against the heads of Chai Jin and Chai Huangcheng respectively.

"The strong man is excited...I'm joking..." Chai Huangcheng trembled: "Jiner...just listen to me, this time I will definitely not be dishonest...that is, when I raise my braids After that...Use my account to buy a 18cm long one at a certain treasure [-]× supply store (beep——)...and insert it into my chrysanthemum after it arrives...you can die Rest in peace...remember to buy anonymous reviews anonymously!"

"What kind of last wish is this stepping on a horse? It's too perverted. How can you say that this time it will never be dishonest!!? Sure enough, your family is all perverted!!! What's the use of anonymity after everyone is dead!? "

Chai Huangcheng looked at Li Kui with contempt: "Servants don't want it... always complain..."

"Fuck you old bastard, what kind of eyes do you have!? I said I'm not a servant. Believe it or not, I gave you with an axe... ah?" Li Kui was talking, and Chai Huangcheng straightened his neck and straightened his feet. Braids up!

"Uncle!!!" Chai Jin cried. . .In the entire compound, white flags floated and white flowers flew in an instant, and Chai Jin changed into a white ballet skirt and draped hemp filial piety in front of the posthumous photos and burned paper.

"Finally let go..." Li Kui let out a long breath, leaving a deep palm print on his ankle. . .What should I do if I solve it?It's not suitable for me to be here for someone's funeral. To be honest, the old man's last sentence was 'servants should not always complain', which made him feel a little guilty. . .He squatted by the side and looked at it for a long time, thinking that he would go back to Liangshan and forget it, so he went out.

After a few steps, the door was kicked open!I saw Yin Tianxi came on stage with a group of gangsters!Yin Tianxi had a ferocious look on his face: "I am the toilet search commissioner in Gaotang Prefecture! I ordered you to get out of here quickly, why are you still here?"

Chai Jin stood up: "Are you the one who wants to occupy uncle's house?"

Yin Tianxi was stunned looking at his white tutu and the huge unidentified bulge under the skirt: "Dude...your outfit...it's a bit too sharp..."

An evil spirit permeated Chai Jin's body: "Don't talk about those useless things! You are the ones who killed uncle!!!"

"Yo, that old turtle is dead?" Yin Tianxi glanced at the photos in the mourning hall and clapped his hands with a playful smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Ah, so when are you going to get out?"

Chai Jin reached into his crotch and touched for a long time and pulled out a token: "Our family is a golden branch and jade leaf! There is an iron certificate of the alchemy book of the previous dynasty here! Even the current emperor dare not take a peek! Xiao Ke immediately reported to the emperor to destroy your nine clans !"

Yin Tianxi was secretly taken aback but remained calm on the surface, he still said with a playful smile: "That old turtle said the same thing! What golden branches and jade leaves? Just because of your sharp attire? What nonsense Dan Shu iron coupons are fake! Come on! , bring it here and show me that it's probably a piece of scrap iron!"

Chai Jin strode forward and handed the iron coupon to Yin Tianxi with contemptuous eyes, and Yin Tianxi took a careful look. .The token has some rust and looks like it is old, and it is inlaid with gold and silver, and there are a few pieces of jade on it. . .There is also a curved and indescribable hair sticking to it. . . . .Uh, leaving aside this fluff, even if it was not left behind by the first dynasty, it is still very valuable. . .If I don't think of some way to wait for him to report where to go, I'm afraid I'm going to be beheaded!

It happened that there was a well next to it, Yin Tianxi flicked his hands and the iron coupon flew into it, and only after a while did there be a splash!He still had a playful smile and said, "What kind of Dan book iron coupon? Where is it? I didn't see it!"

"You...!" Chai Jin stepped forward and grabbed Yin Tianxi's collar and raised his fist!Behind Yin Tianxi, countless punks pulled out their sticks!Yin Tianxi still had a playful smile on his face: "Why, do you want to beat someone? I am an official now! What crime should ordinary people have for beating an official? This Gaotang Prefecture is the territory of my brother-in-law and me. The sky is high and the emperor is far away. I will throw you into the sky." Prison! If you want to live, you have no way to seek death!!!”

Chai Jin pinched Yin Tianxi's collar and trembled all over.

"Hey, Mr. Chai." Li Kui said from the side: "This man is a scoundrel, what reason can you talk to him?"

"Yo?" Yin Tianxi turned his head and didn't look Li Kui in the eye: "Who are you? How dare you interrupt here? Bastard, one more word, I will throw you and this fellow into death row together!"

Li Kui closed his mouth and walked towards Yin Tianxi, Yin Tianxi spat on Chai Jin's face: "What are you all! Grandpa said that your house will be developed into a toilet because you have built it in three lifetimes." Fu..." It was too late and then Li Kui pulled out a big axe from the back of his waist and split Yin Tianxi's entire head from the center into two pieces with the axe! ! !

Yin Tianxi was paralyzed, blood and brains splashed out together, the red and yellow dyed the clothes of everyone around like a fountain, and the legs of the group of gangsters were so frightened that their legs went limp, thumping, falling to their knees and crawling. Can't even get up: "Grandpa, please forgive me!!! If you don't do small things, the villain will follow Yin Tianxi!!! Grandpa, forgive me, the villain is willing to do the same for grandpa!!!"

"Then get up and burn incense for that bad old man!" Li Kui looked at Chai Huangcheng's portrait: "Burn him for 72 hours non-stop!"

"Yes Yes Yes!!!"

"You have to be emotional, and cry while burning! Whoever is not emotional enough! Serve with an axe!"

"Yes Yes Yes!!!"

"Don't move fast!!!" Those bastards passed away with a high fragrance to Chai Huangcheng!

Chai Jin looked at Yin Tianxi's body and called to Li Kui: "Brother Li, thank you for speaking out on behalf of Xiao Ke, but you should change your clothes and run away. This is a crime of beheading."

"I escaped, what about you? Why are you here to be bullied by those officials!" Li Kui raised his voice, "Come to Liangshanbo with me! Your favorite teacher Lin is also there!"

The distant Liangshan Po Lin Chong suddenly shuddered involuntarily.

"Xiao Ke will not be punished if you have the iron certificate of the Dan book from the previous dynasty. It is a pity to give up such a big house. Brother Li, wash the blood and change your clothes and run away!"

"That's good." Li Kui cupped his hands and went to change clothes with the servant. Once Li Kui left, how could those bastards still burn incense for 72 hours with emotion?That night, a few sneaked to Gao Lian's place to tell Gao Lian that when he heard Yin Tianxi's death, Gao Lian was shocked, and immediately ordered dozens of soldiers to attack his house in Chai Huangcheng!

Gao Lian took the lead and kicked open the door of Chai Huangcheng's mansion!Chai Jin was leading a group of servants trying to pick up the iron coupon with a bamboo pole, and Yin Tianxi's body was lying beside him, wrapped in a white cloth. . .Gao Lian kicked open the door and yelled into the courtyard: "What is the crime of hacking and killing government officials? Let's hear the next chapter!"

☆. By the way, no one keeps Mohawk hair, right?

Chai Jin looked at Gao Lian's official uniform who broke into the door: "Are you the prefect of Gaotang Prefecture?"

"That's right!" Gao Lian raised his head and held his chest up!He carefully looked around Chai Jin's pure white tutu and the huge unidentified bulge under the skirt: "Dude... your outfit... is a bit too sharp..."

Chai Jin tapped Yin Tianxi, who was dying on the side, with his chin: "The last person who said that died within half a chapter."

"Are you cursing me!? Wait, let me change the subject by your clothes! What I want to say is what is the crime of killing a government official!!!"

"Slash and kill a government official?" Chai Jin looked surprised: "That guy with the ugly green Mohawk hair is a government official? Isn't it right? How can a decent person stay so ugly, so ugly, so ugly, so dead, so mournful?" The hairstyle of the most famous family? Oh, it’s terrible! If the readers of this book really have this hairstyle and dye this hair color, they will be Xiaoke and say nothing! Ouch, it’s too bad! It’s really rude, little boy Only then did I realize that the magistrate and that servant have the same hairstyle!"

Gao Lian's eyelids trembled unnaturally: "You did it on purpose! Keep your mouth shut! Let me tell you that the famous Cuju Minister Gao Taiwei who is next to the emperor also wears this hairstyle!"

"Ouch!" Chai Jin said with a frightened expression on his face, "It must be that the dog in the house of the dead toilet searcher is imitating the hairstyle of the owner every day in order to have an extra bite of dog food!"

Well. . .This sentence is a bit long and deliberately turned a corner. Gao Lian blinked his eyes several times before he could taste it: "Fuck, you turned a corner and scolded me!!!"

"No way!" Chai Jin slammed the paper folding fan to cover the smile on his mouth: "Then why is Taiwei Gao so red? Could it be that the current emperor Huizong also has this hairstyle?"

"How dare you even scold Gao Taiwei and the emperor!!!"

Chai Jin snapped the paper fan shut and no longer concealed the smile on his lips: "Even the emperor and Xiao Ke face to face, Xiao Ke dares to argue with him! What are you!"

"Hey, what am I, then what are you?" Gao Lian stretched out his finger and pointed at the tip of Chai Jin's nose: "What crime should be for hacking and killing the imperial court officials and insulting the magistrate Taiwei and the emperor!!!"

"Cut and kill the imperial court official?" Chai Jin said with a surprised expression, "As you can see, Xiao Ke is going to have a funeral, and his uncle is loyal and kind, so many people came to pay his respects to him, how could Xiao Ke know who came? In a daze, I heard someone died in front of the hospital. Could it be that this person missed Uncle Xiaoke too much and followed him? Anyway, Xiaoke doesn’t know anything, insulting the prefect and the emperor? How dare Xiaoke? Xiaoke just now But you didn't say anything, did you?"

A circle of servants carrying bamboo poles to fish for iron coupons nodded their heads: "Yes, you didn't say anything. Could it be that the magistrate is hearing hallucinations?"

"Fuck you bastard!!!" Gao Lian was furious!

"To each other." Chai Jin smiled humbly: "Xiao Ke learned it from your court official who was hacked to death, and I feel like he has only learned one or two percent of his skills."

"Come here!!! Tie this guy up and bring him back to the mansion!!! I want this guy to know the majesty of the magistrate!!!"

"How dare you!!! My family has the iron certificate of the Xianchao Danshu, and the emperor dare not take Xiaoke!!!"

"What!? Danshu Iron Voucher!?" Gao Lian was taken aback. He was not a scoundrel like Yin Tianxi, and knew a little about these things.The iron certificate of the Dan book was created by Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and was specially awarded to the meritorious and important ministers.Indeed, even today's majesty can't take a peek!

He took a step back slightly and there was panic in his voice: "I don't believe it! Just show me that thing!"

Chai Jin pointed to the well: "Xiao Ke just took it out, and was thrown into the well by your court official!"

Gao Lian straightened his back in an instant: "Really?" He walked slowly towards the well: "Did he really be thrown into this well?"

"Acridine."

Gao Lian jumped a few times on the edge of the well and jumped into the water with a very standard diving action: "Baa blind blind Dan book iron coupon is mine!!!"

"Damn it!!" Chai Jin was stunned!He didn't care about his image, but also put on a diving action and rushed in!

As soon as Gao Lian jumped down, he felt that the well was a bit pitted. . .After he jumped, he fell freely for 1 minute without touching the water surface. He panicked: "Fuck, it's a bit of a trick, isn't this well so deep!?"

Before he finished speaking, a mouthful of old water choked into his mouth!He flopped on the surface of the water for a while, and as soon as he poked his head out, he saw a black shadow smashing down from above!Chai Jin and Gao Lian's head collision produced a series of beautiful sparks of love!

The two sank down with a thud. . .After choking on two sips of water, they all woke up again and jumped to the surface of the water to hug each other!

"What the hell are you hugging me for? It's disgusting to be hugged so tightly by a man!!!"

"It's clear that you hug him even tighter!!! No matter how tightly you hug him, it's useless!!! Xiao Ke's body and mind belong to Coach Lin!!!"

"Who is Instructor Lin!!! Is it possible that I can't compare to him!!!? Wait, the question is off the rails again!!! Who wants to compete with that instructor Lin, you pervert!!! That Dan Shu The iron coupon must be mine!!!" Gao Lian broke free from his arms and took a deep breath and dived into the water!Half a minute later, he came up again and hugged Chai Jin tightly!

"Uh... Let me tell you something, the iron coupon is engraved with the date and name of the coupon... Even if you get it, it's useless, and your surname is not Chai..."

"It's just a surname, don't you just change it if you want to change it! My official surname is not Gao!"

"what?"

Gao Lian took another breath and dived into the water! After 20 seconds, he was held back and came back to hug Chai Jin tightly: "I knew I should do more aerobic exercise today..."

"...Did you see which direction Danshu Iron Coupon is in?"

"I didn't even see a hair..."

"What a waste, you..."

"You are not worthless, you dive down!" Gao Lian looked at the little light shining from the mouth of the well above his head: "Hey the people up there! Throw a flashlight down!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a cold light above his head!An old-fashioned ultimate household appliance flashlight fully wrapped in iron hovers down!It was wrapped in a 1-minute free-fall blessing and the gravitational acceleration exploded Gao Lian's head with a bang!

Chai Jin hurriedly grabbed Gao Lian who was sinking into the water with his face covered in blood: "Who stepped on the horse and threw it to kill us!!!"

Gao Lian was dying: "Hey, I'm not dead! Where did the flashlight go?"

"..." Chai Jin looked around in the dark water where there was no shadow of the flashlight: "No... no more, do you want to call another one?"

"Okay!" Gao Lian raised his head and shouted, "Throw away the one just now! Let's get another one!" As soon as the words fell, there was another cold light on his head!The well is so deep that the flashlight falling down must be very lethal!Let the head surnamed Chai serve as a buffer for the flashlight to reap the benefits!Gao Lian thought so much and saw the cold light, so he took a deep breath and dived into the water!It was too late and then soon, the flashlight splashed into the corner of Chai Jin's clothes and fell into the water!A piece of bright red spread from the bottom of the water, Gao Lian floated up like a floating corpse after a while. . .

"...Master Zhifu, are you alright?"

"No... It's okay... It's just that the head seems to have been smashed... It seems like some water has entered..."

"Shall I call for another flashlight?"

"Ya Butterfly, I still want to live!!!"

Chai Jin and Gao Lian hugged the bright spot looking up at the mouth of the well, crying sadly: "Who will save us..."

Let's say that Li Kui went back to Liangshan and told everyone that he was dragged to Gaotangzhou by Chai Jin and then hacked to death Yin Tianxi and escaped. Song Jianglin was overjoyed!The two of them patted Li Kui on the shoulder and said affectionately: "Tie Niu, I have never admired you so much!"

They ran out holding hands and bought two hanging whips with more than 1000 rings, a large bag of pang-pang second kickers, and a large wad of colorful fireworks and crackled and set them on fire: "That guy, Chai Jin, will be sued for his life! !!"

"Ah, Chai Jin and Chai Daguan are also well-known heroes in the Jianghu. What are these two people doing? This is..." Chao Gai looked at them happily and wondered, and Song Qing interjected: "As the saying goes, the famous It's better to meet...you will know what kind of indescribable ballet artist Mr. Chai is after meeting..."

"Curiosity, curiosity, once the box of curiosity is opened, there will be endless streams..." Chao Gai pouted: "Anyway, there is nothing to do, come and prepare the horse for me! I will go to meet that official Chai people!"

☆, Don't let Xiaoke fall into the well and let her big white butt!

Let’s say that Chao Gai came to the Chai’s compound in Gaotang Prefecture on horseback, and was stunned by the magnificent courtyard: “What a rich and noble family!”

There were two echoes from behind: "Yes, yes!"

Chao Gai turned his head and saw Song Jiang and Lin Chong following behind him: "Why are you coming with me?"

The two of Song and Lin trembled with excitement: "We are going to see Chai Jin being thrown into prison in all kinds of indescribable appearances!"

"Vulgar! Bad taste!"

"When will it be your turn to call us vulgar and vile!? The two of us are the parties involved! It's clear that it has nothing to do with you! You are the one with the vile!!!"

"Hmph!" Chao Gai entered the courtyard with a noble face. The gatekeeper had long since disappeared. Everyone gathered around the well and thought hard. Yin Tianxi was about to be let go, and he muttered: "The dead are the most important. Anyway, bury me first..."

"What are you guys doing? Where's Mr. Chai?" Chao Gai patted the shoulder of a servant outside.

"We are fishing for Chai Daguanren, Chai Daguanren and Gao Zhifu jumped into the well."

"Throwing suicide in a well? Why do people who want to commit suicide save him?"

"Yi Ye, then Yin Tianxi threw the iron coupon of the Danshu into the well, and officials Chai and the Gao Zhifu went down to retrieve the iron coupon and couldn't get it back."

"Uh..." Chao Gai also joined the queue of thinking about how to fish them out, but Song Jiang jumped onto the well, took off his pants, and shook the chrysanthemum in the well: "Baa, blind, blind, blind, blind, I can't think of you There is also today!!!”

Chai Jin and Gao Lian were about to die in the well, they hugged each other and looked up tremblingly, suddenly there appeared flurry of big white buttocks and a chrysanthemum in the sky! ! !

"..." Chai Jin was stunned: "Who are you? Also trying to seduce Xiao Ke with your dirty chrysanthemum?"

"When I lived in your house, the chrysanthemums were struck by lightning every day!!! Fly the kite into the sky and pass it into my chrysanthemums to induce lightning strikes down!!! We are still pen pals for so many years!!! Fengshui turns and now it's my turn !!!" The corners of Song Jiang's mouth were about to crack when he laughed!He kept shaking his ass and farted first with a poof! (Detailed Chapter 97)

"It's Song Jiang, right? It's Song Jiang, right!!! You were the one who polluted the water of Xiao Ke Futa Lake! And it wasn't your idea to imitate Franklin to fly a kite to attract thunder and split chrysanthemums!! !"

"I don't care, I don't care!!!" Song Jiang held back hard!Na Xiang poked his head out of the chrysanthemum brightly: "You who are surnamed Chai will die!!! The chrysanthemum's punishment!!!"

As soon as the words fell, the chrysanthemum trembled like a machine gun, and the bullets shot down row after row, splashing a large splash of water!

"Yeahhhhhhh!!!" Chai Jin panicked and raised Gao Lian as a helmet!In the blink of an eye, Gao Lian was shot several times and his life was in danger!

"Good job, you Song Jiang villain! Let's see how Xiao Ke will deal with you when he goes out!!!"

"Hey, can I still let you out?" Song Jiang opened the chrysanthemum more violently and shot at the bottom of the well!He looked at the stunned Chao Gai Lin Chong and the servants of the Chai Mansion: "What are you looking at! Come and pull with me!"

"Oh oh oh! This is exciting, this exciting!" Chao Gai also jumped onto the well and took off his pants!

"..." Chai Jin looked at the second big white butt that appeared on top of his head in shock: "Who are you? Xiao Ke seems to have no grudges with you in the past, and you have no grudges in the present, why do you still hate Xiao Ke!?"

Chao Gai pulled it happily: "Because it's fun! Watching the world-famous Chai Daguan being frightened under the silver prestige of my chrysanthemum!"

Can't sit still!If this continues, he will either be drowned or be smashed to death by Xiang!Chai Jin held Gao Lian in the water and gradually spun!Gao Lian on his head was danced into a flowered handkerchief!The flowered handkerchief spun wildly, forming a large swirling airflow!The air flow bounced all the bullets fired at him onto the wall of the well!

"...This guy actually has this hand!" Song Jiang grabbed Chao Gai's shoulders: "Brother Chao, I'll pull first, and you will take over when I'm almost done pulling. I don't believe two people's chrysanthemum grinding But his stamina alone!"

"Not two! We also have the ultimate weapon, Coach Lin! We have three chrysanthemums here!"

"That's right! Count me in too!" Lin Chong strode to the well and took off his pants!So three big white buttocks appeared on Inoue!

"This..." Chai Jin was stunned!He stared affectionately at the newly appeared white buttock and chrysanthemum trembling all over: "Yes...it's you, Teacher Lin!!!"

"Damn it, I only showed a butt!!! How did you recognize it!?"

"This voice...is really Teacher Lin!!!!!! Even if your chrysanthemum turns into ashes, you can still recognize it!!!!" Chai Jin threw Gao Lian aside, and he stared affectionately Suddenly, something poked through his pants with a pop!The thing whizzed like a golden cudgel, stretched to the bottom of the well and pushed the firewood to the top!

"Fuck the enemy is going to break through our defense line!!! Shoot!!! Shoot!!! Shoot fast!!!" Song Jiang Chao Gai Lin Chong hugged his butt tightly and the three chrysanthemums had already reached the speed of ten lumps per second!

There are too many regrets in this world. . .We are separated by money, by misunderstanding, by distance, and by life and death. . .But what is the most unstoppable thing in this world?

That's right, that's the heart, that hot heart full of love.

Chai Jin held that hot heart against Xiang Yu!The golden cudgel that pierced his crotch forced him out of the well to break through the blockade of three chrysanthemums and three big white buttocks! ! !

Song Jiangchao Gai Linchong was stunned when he saw the mosaic object supporting the firewood going in and out of the well. . .Chai Jin looked at Lin Chong with tears in his eyes: "Teacher Lin...why did you leave Xiaoke at that time? Coach Lin...Teacher Lin!!!"