Water Xu Chuan

Reluctantly, Niu Er stretched out his hand to Yang Zhi who was still bouncing and twisting the chrysanthemum in the distance, his sight and thinking in front of him were gradually blurring. . .I am so unwilling to die at the hands of a set of radio gymnastics!

"Section Ninth, tidy up the exercise!" Following the slogan, the people in the whole street gradually became still, everyone felt that their chrysanthemums had received a perfect baptism, and their spiritual realm and chrysanthemum quality were followed by this broadcast. Gymnastics kicked it up more than a notch.

"Niu Er, how do you feel!? Do you feel the profound thoughts that Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Grandpa want to convey!?" Yang Zhi turned his head calmly, only to see Niu Er lying on the opposite side of the street. On the wall, the precious knife was stabbed in the chest.

The author has something to say: Well, tomorrow, that is, on July 7th, the author has something to do temporarily.

If you can't catch up with the time, you may waste tomorrow's update, above~

☆, Mingxiang Gaoxuan, two

Tengfu Yin was sitting on the Taishi chair with his feet resting on the altar table and holding a pack of spicy sticks, while Sun Ding climbed on the ladder and carefully inspected the lump tied with a rope above his head.

"Master Fuyin, I just can't figure out who is responsible for this Xiangxiang? This is Xiangxiang! The skill of this Xuanxiang is unprecedented! The lonely Xiangxiang traverses the entire book!"

"Maybe it's Master Bao Zheng Bao." Tengfu Yin replied casually, that's right, nothing can affect his mood except the national football team and Latiao.He sucked a spicy strip into his mouth and wiped the red oil on his lips. He squinted his eyes and his whole body trembled slightly. It seemed that he could see the kingdom of heaven in his blurred eyes.

"This xiang..." Sun Ding stared at it with a magnifying glass: "It seems to be older than Mr. Bao's time. I really need to identify the decay of radioactive elements in this xiang..."

"Ah~ this taste..." Tengfu Yin swallowed this spicy strip, heaved a sigh of relief, and picked up another stick.

Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo is also very peaceful today.

Ah, the span of time and chapters is a bit large, if you forget who these two are, see Chapter 45 for details.

Suddenly, a group of people rushed up from the audience!I saw a person kneeling under the stage with a bluish face and a plop!Another group of people brought up a dead man with a knife in his chest!

The bluish-faced guy kowtowed: "The Sa family killed people! Don't do these common people's affairs! I hope the governor will judge the Sa family fairly!"

"..." Yin Teng looked at Yang Zhi in shock, and the spicy sticks dropped from his mouth.

Sun Ding slumped down from the ladder and knocked on the gavel: "Bold! You still judge for you? No one came to the court with a Peking Opera face! Someone! Drag him down to wash his face and remove his make-up!"

"Ya Die Sajia can't wash it off! Sajia is a birthmark! It's a birthmark!"

"Nani!?" Sun Ding ran down from the hall and squatted in front of Yang Zhi, dipped some spittle in his mouth with his finger, and wiped it on Yang Zhi's forehead.

Yang Zhi looked at him helplessly: "How is it, the color hasn't faded, isn't it artificially dyed?"

Sun Ding checked that his fingers were indeed not stained. He turned his head to look at the still stunned Fu Yin and said, "Oh, Fu Yin is so strange! What a birthmark!"

"It's really a birthmark!" "It's really a birthmark!" "That's a birthmark!" The people crowded in the hall chattered.

Teng Fuyin looked at the spicy stick in his mouth in free fall to the ground in pain, the angle and posture were so graceful that his heart stopped beating. . .The spicy stick fell to the ground, got a lot of dust on it, bounced up slightly, and fell again, turning the dusty side towards him. . .He looked at the dusty spicy strips and felt heartbroken. He picked up the gavel bomb and smashed it on the altar: "Bold!!!"

This roar knocked back the chatter of the people below, only to see Tengfu Yin pointing at Yang Zhi with a beard and staring eyes: "Since you are born with a big green face, don't run out to scare people! Take my official The spicy strips are scared off!"

"I'm sorry!" Yang Zhi kowtowed again: "Sajia will buy a new pack for you!"

"It's more or less the same." Tengfu Yin stroked his beard approvingly and watched Yang Zhi stand up and turn around: "Wait! Don't buy elementary school students' money for [-] cents a pack! I only eat successful people who cost [-] yuan a pack payment!"

"Sajia remembers!"

"Come back, don't miss your sister!" Sun Ding grabbed Yang Zhi's arm: "Fu Yin! This is obviously a life lawsuit! How could you let the murderer just run away!?"

Tengfu Yin's eyes were bright: "The one lying on the other side, could it be the hairless worm Niu Er?"

"Exactly!"

"Then it's still a stupid case! I'm sure Niu Er cheated and won the case in the end! Let this person pay me for spicy sticks first!"

Sun Ding's face became gloomy: "My lord, do you still remember that night of thunderstorms and heavy rain decades ago! That young man who stood at a wild 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky was ignorant but full of dreams and courage! He was very interested in this The officialdom has taken the first step! I swear to be a clean official! A good official!"

"... This set of rhetoric is coming again! Once again, the small and fresh movie scenes don't exist in reality! Is it useful to be a clean official? !?"

Sun Ding didn't speak, and pointed directly at the lump of Xiang hanging from Fu Yin's head, the dangling Xiang seemed to be glued to Fu Yin's head!

"..." Fu Yin looked at that tuoxiang and gasped: "But the opponent is Niu Er, but he has never been defeated in a lawsuit, and he is called the most unreasonable lawyer in the world, the hairless Niu Er!"

"No, Niu Er can no longer defend himself today!" Sun Ding pulled out the treasured knife on Niu Er's chest, and a long stream of blood came out: "He is dead already!"

"Hey!?" Tengfu Yin was taken aback!He put down the spicy stick in his hand and walked down the seat. He took the knife and looked at Niu Er in disbelief: "Dead? Is he really dead?" He stabbed the knife in his hand back to the edge and grabbed Holding Yang Zhi's hands: "Strong man! You have saved Tokyo a lot of harm! Come, please take a seat!"

"Impossible." Sun Ding stretched out his hand to stop Teng Fu Yin: "He is a murderer. Although he is happy to eliminate harm for the people, you have to think twice before asking him to take the seat! Mr. Fu Yin, where do you put the laws of my Great Song Dynasty?"

Fu Yin turned around and went to the altar, took a spicy strip and smeared it on Sun Ding's face: "Ma De, you sing a good face in one chapter and a bad face in the other chapter, what do you want me to do!"

Sun Ding pulled the spicy strips off his face: "Let's do it like this. Although we kill people, we still kill people. Capital crimes are inevitable but living crimes are inevitable. Sure enough, we still have to be exiled into the army."

Fu Yin nodded.

"However, where is the distribution is a very serious problem. We can't draw lots, right? I can't solve this case by myself, so I can only pray to Mr. Bao to stop it." Sun Ding looked at the stick hanging from the roof. : "Let's wait for the wind. If the wind blows to the east, it will be sent to Tokyo; if it goes south, it will be sent to Nanjing; if it goes north, it will be sent to Beijing."

The people clapped their hands. These three capitals are the most affluent places, but the governor tilted his head: "What if we go west? There is no Xijing."

"There is no West Heaven without Xijing. If you go west, you will pay for your life to prove the law of the country!" Sun Ding's calm voice made Yang Zhi tremble: "Oh my god, there is a [-]/[-] chance of dying!"

Everyone in the hall did not speak, and everyone stared helplessly at the tuoxiang hanging above the roof beam.

Yang Zhi looked at Na Xiang's sweaty face, just now the group of people advised him to run away, how could he be accused of murder and absconding after being a general?As soon as the brain fills up, it's here!

Who would have thought that half an hour ago, he was still drinking, eating and praising life in a restaurant, and half an hour later, his life would be decided by Yituoxiang!

Sure enough, life is like flying. . .

However, there was no wind today, everyone in the hall stared at Na Xiang for half an hour, Na Xiang didn't move a single piece, the sweat on Yang Zhi's face flowed down like a waterfall without stopping and soaked Fatci.

Sun Ding looked up at Na Xiang, opened his mouth and blew.

The house I faced was built facing south, which is a tradition handed down from primitive society.Facing north and facing south, it is located in the northern hemisphere with good lighting and avoids the cold current of Siberia, which is the crystallization of precious knowledge summed up by our people for thousands of years.

And this Kaifeng mansion, as a traditional Chinese-style building, must be sitting upright and facing south, and Na Xiang is hanging on the chair of the governor of Fu Yin, and everyone in the hall is standing in the south of Na Xiang, and Sun Ding is blowing towards Xiang like this. Get angry.

Soon the common people opened their mouths knowingly, and the air in the mouths of the crowd finally condensed into a gust of wind, pushing Na Xiang towards the north and swaying gently.

Tengfu Yin slapped the gavel: "I saw it! Lord Bao pushed Xiang to the north! Prisoner Yang Zhi, Lord Bao will send you to the Beijing Daming Mansion to serve as an army!"

The author has something to say: ah, ah, it was only a day off yesterday, why do you feel like your hands are raw?

☆、The buckwheat cold noodles was lunch the other day

The Beijing of the Northern Song Dynasty was not the present Beijing. The Daming Mansion of Beijing at that time was located in the current Daming County of Handan, Hebei.

This city already existed in the Spring and Autumn Period. It belonged to the state of Wei at that time, and it was called Wulu City.Wang Mang, who usurped the Han Dynasty in history, and Lu Junyi in the book, were both born here.This ancient city suffered from floods in modern times, and now it is quietly sinking under the thick sand of the Yellow River.

The referee based on Xiang was decided in this way, and immediately put a gold seal on Yang Zhiwen and put him in shackles, and sent two servants to escort him, and the people in the whole city saved a lot of silver for Yang Zhi in addition to this harm. As a matter of money, the three of them arrived in Beijing after a few days on the road.

The so-called life is actually the same thing as Xiang.Yang Zhi looked at the direction of Tokyo from the south gate of Beijing, and really didn't know how to continue his life in the future.

However, when he met the left-behind department of the Daming Mansion, he had to show an expression of eating Xiang.

Beijing Daming Mansion Left Behind Division!Get on the horse and control the army!Get off the horse and manage the people!The most powerful!The left-behind is called Liang Shijie, because of his official position, he is called Liang Zhongshu!

By the way, who is this Liang Zhongshu?Liang Zhongshu and Yang Zhi used to be colleagues, colleagues!Now that the other party has become the number one leader in Beijing, and he himself has become the leader of Beijing, Yang Zhi feels a sharp pain in his spirit!

Life is more than a thing like Xiang, it is clearly a jelly with shit on it!

Liang Zhongshu saw that Yang Zhi also showed a disgusted expression, but he immediately restrained himself and yawned by that action, and sent the two men back to Tokyo with two strokes, then walked down the lobby and held Yang Zhi Chi's hand!

Yang Zhi felt a little moved: "Brother Shijie..."

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!! Look at your discoloration now!" Liang Zhongshu opened his mouth and laughed, Yang Zhi was extremely ashamed, his big green face was tinged with red, and he wished he could find a chrysanthemum go in.

After laughing enough, Liang Zhongshu hugged him: "Xiao Zhizhi, welcome home. Come and unshackle him! Prepare a banquet! Come and take a seat!"

Yang Zhi sat at the banquet and was overwhelmed with emotion: "Brother Shijie, I can't believe that you have developed so much in a few years."

"But Xiao Zhizhi, where have you been all these years since you were capsized by the wind? It is fate to meet again today! We have been able to cross the same boat for a hundred years, and sleep together for a thousand years. Our previous lives really gathered tens of billions of years. Practice!"

"Brother, the earth is only 46 billion years old."

"The earth is only 46 billion years old? It doesn't matter." Liang Zhongshu poured him a glass of wine, Yang Zhi held it up with tears in his eyes and drank it, only to hear Liang Zhongshu say: "After drinking this glass of wine, you will become my second wife !"

Yang Zhi puffed out a big gulp of wine: "Again! Sajia spit it out! This cup doesn't count!"

"Hey." Liang Zhongshu poured him another cup with a wretched smile, and Yang Zhi smiled tiredly: "The Sajia haven't heard this sentence for many years, and today I almost took your trick again... Wait, Second wife?"

"Yeah, I'm already married. It's quite sad not to see Xiao Zhizhi at the wedding banquet." Liang Zhongshu closed his eyes as if he was recalling the scene of that day: "But it's okay, if Xiao Zhizhi is present at the wedding, I will be married." It’s enough to hold you back.”

"Alright, the Sa family doesn't have sex, who should they marry." Yang Zhi drank his second glass of wine with peace of mind.

"Xiao Zhizhi knows why I was promoted so quickly."

"The family doesn't know."

"Xiao Zhizhi knows who the current prime minister is."

"Master Cai Jingcai."

"I married his daughter."

Yang Zhi spit out the second glass of wine with a puff: "Are you such a prodigy?"

Liang Zhongshu himself took a sip of the jug and enjoyed it: "In this huge Beijing city, I will arrest the husband of whomever I like, and I am doing well."

"One specializes in robbing other people's wives and the other specializes in robbing other people's husbands! You and Gao Yanei are enough to form a frenzied team that robs the whole city!"

"So," Liang Zhongshu put his arm on Yang Zhi's shoulder with a blushing face, "Xiao Zhizhi, you are under my control now, do you never follow, never follow, never follow? I will seal you For the second wife!"

"Liang Shijie, you heartless man!" The door of this room flew out with a bang!Yang Zhi was taken aback and turned his head, only to see a burly man in helmet and armour, with a big ax bigger than a washbasin horizontally in his hand, roaring: "Didn't it be agreed that I will be the second wife!"

Yang Zhi was stunned. Liang Zhongshu pointed to him and said, "This is Suo Chao from the Daming Mansion. He is notoriously quick-tempered and known as the vanguard. Xiao Chaochao, you will be the third wife from today on."

Suo Chao raised the big ax high with grief on his face: "I am the second wife! I want to give birth to a monkey for you! I have someone name the monkey! I even choose the cemetery where we are buried together. alright!"

"You can give birth to your sister! The name is all ready!? The cemetery after death has been chosen, so it's too urgent!"

"But you actually seduced other men! This man is still a joker!" Suo Chao pointed the big ax at Yang Zhi's head!

"Wait, wait, the Sajia just complained about it, how come it's a troll! It's because you have too many jokes to force the Sajia!" Yang Zhi panicked, but Liang Zhongshu still hugged him, and he struggled to pull Liang Zhongshu's arm away. : "Brother Shijie, let go of the Sa family, he is going to chop off the head of the Sa family!"

"Brother Shijie!!!" Suo Chao jumped onto the banquet with a plop, picked up the bottle of vinegar and poured half a liter of it: "The address is too intimate!"

"Then what do you plan to call the Sa family?"

"If you can do it, don't beep! The husband's second wife can only have one, and if you are here today, you will die or you will die!"

"Sajia must die!"

Suo Chao slashed the big ax again: "Let's compare who loves Shijie more!"

"Don't compare it to Sajia, you don't love him at all!!!"

Liang Zhongshu pulled up a piece of napkin and burst into tears: "Xiao Zhizhi, you don't even love me anymore! I'm the number one leader in Beijing now! You're a military assistant now! Do you want to be the number two leader in Beijing or want to be chopped into meat sauce by random knives?" The dog chooses for himself!"

A line of old blood overflowed from the corner of Yang Zhi's mouth: "The Sa family advises you, a twisted melon will explode, and it will even break your face."

Liang Zhongshu stood up and held his wine glass high: "As long as I throw this wine glass, 1000 people will flood into this room and stab you—Ka! Kaa! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Yang Zhi closed his eyes and looked up to the sky and sang: "Ah! Liang Shijie! Your round belly...like the bottom of a steamed stuffed bun! Your hairy arms...like the torso of a caterpillar! Your big brown teeth...like roasted Muddy corn particles!"

"Ah! You actually used metaphors and parallels together! What a wonderful literary talent! This is simply the most refreshing sentence in this book!" Liang Zhongshuxiang twisted her chin with her hand: "It's hard!"

Yang Zhi spurted out a big mouthful of old blood!

"That can only be the second most pleasing sentence in this book!" Suo Chao angrily raised his ax and pierced the ceiling: "Ah! Shijie! Your gentle hair...is like buckwheat in a bowl cold Noodles! Your bright eyes... are like boiled eggs cut open in cold buckwheat noodles! Your lovely chrysanthemums... are like cold buckwheat noodles...#@)![email protected]!@!#)# @#*Same!!!"

Yang Zhi was stunned: "Good poems, good words, good literary talent! Especially the description of chrysanthemums is unprecedented and shocking! Sajia bows down!"

"Okay," Liang Zhongshu shook his hand disdainfully: "You only have cold buckwheat noodles in your mind, and Xiao Zhizhi is the one who loves me the most. I declare——Xiao Zhizhi wins! Xiao Zhizhi is the one who loves me the most." My second wife!"

"Why is this!" Suo Chao cried dissatisfiedly: "Liang Shijie, you are a heartless man! I only see the newcomers laughing but the old ones cry!"

"Wrong, wrong, I only met you when I came to Beijing. Xiao Zhizhi and I have known each other for many years, and you are the newcomer."

Suo Chao put his hand on the chrysanthemum: "Don't even think about denying it! I still have your monkey in my chrysanthemum!"

Yang Zhi was furious: "What the hell happened between the two of you!??"

Liang Zhong wrote without changing his face and heartbeat: "I was already in Xiao Zhizhi's chrysanthemum before I came to Beijing to take office..."

Yang Zhi picked up a dish from the banquet and smeared it on Liang Zhongshu's face: "Don't make up things that didn't happen at all!!!"

Suo Chao cried and smashed a wall and rushed out: "I'm going to hang myself! I'm going to jump into the river!! I'm going to lie in the middle of the high-speed rail tracks all day!!!"

"..." Yang Zhi looked at Suo Chao's back sadly: "Will he commit suicide?"

"Maybe." Liang Zhongshu took Yang Zhi's hand affectionately: "Don't worry about him, Xiao Zhizhi, I thought we would never see each other again in this life." He put his face close to Yang Zhi: "Let's happen Something that cannot be described."

☆, patriotic, law-abiding, honesty, unity, friendship, diligence, self-improvement, dedication and dedication

Liang Zhongshu affectionately took Yang Zhi's hand and put his face close to Yang Zhi: "Let us have something that cannot be described."

"This...isn't that good!" Yang Zhi leaned back: "Although this book has no hits, no readers, no favorites... Well, it's completely unread, but this kind of thing can't be described. The scene is still not good! This book will still be edited and cannot be described!"

"No, I'm helping the author. It not only fulfills the fate between you and me, but also leaves more leisure time for the author! Hasn't the author been clamoring to lose weight? Why don't you practice big ass and sink the computer? I sat all day before! I am saving the author's health and figure!" Liang Zhongshu reached out and pulled Yang Zhi's waistband as he spoke: "I repeat! For the author's health and figure!"

"Don't use that kind of noble excuse to do unspeakable things to others!" Yang Zhi pressed Liang Zhongshu's hand: "Ya Li Die can't do it! The Sa family can't follow you!"

Liang Zhongshu took advantage of the situation and threw himself on Yang Zhi!Disgusting pink poisonous gas spewed out of his nostrils: "Just tell me! Do you want to be the second in command in Beijing or to be chopped into meat paste and fed to dogs!"

Yang Zhi blushed, then slowly turned around and lay down on the ground, tilting an indescribable part: "That's no choice... Be gentle with the Sa family..."

The poisonous gas sprayed from Liang Zhongshu's nostrils has already covered the whole scene!With an indescribable smile on his face, he stretched out his hand and put it on an indescribable part of Yang Zhi: "Don't worry, Xiao Zhizhi! I will take responsibility!"

"Patriotism, law-abiding, honesty, integrity, unity, friendship, diligence, self-improvement, dedication and dedication!!!" With this roar, a frying pan broke through the wall and slapped Liang Zhongshu on the face!Liang Zhongshu's blood exploded on the screen, and his whole body turned into a large ball of spinning top, and smashed into the opposite wall!

Yang Zhi hurriedly raised his head, and through the pink poisonous gas, he saw a person walking in through the gap that Suo Chao knocked out, and he hurriedly climbed up to that person: "Thank you, strong man, for saving the family's chrysanthemums!"

A cold light flashed in front of Yang Zhi, before he understood what happened, he was hit on the head!He also burst out a screen of blood that turned into a spinning top and embedded it into the opposite wall, forming a mural like a pair of wings with Liang Zhongshu!

"Who wants to protect your chrysanthemum? En? Liang Shijie! I couldn't see you, and ran out to mess with flowers and steal men!" The man went to the wall and beat Liang Zhongshu's crotch viciously with a frying pan.

Liang Zhongshu begged while spitting blood: "Mrs. Wife!! Dear!!! Baby!!! Dear!!!!"

Madam Cai crushed Liang Zhongshu's crotch with a frying pan viciously, and from inside came the faint sound of egg shells cracking under tremendous pressure.

"What! Baby!! I was wrong! Please forgive me!! I'll buy you whatever you want!!! Can you please!!!!"

Mrs. Cai moved the frying pan away, turned around and sat on the chair, and raised her legs impatiently: "Didn't the horse-riding man say that he was here to deal with an exile sent by Tokyo? I thought you were doing business so I didn't follow you. Until Suo Chao came over crying! You have me enough to hook up with Suo Chao!? You hooked up with Suo Chao not enough to hook up with this thief to join the army!??"

"This is not an army of thieves!" Liang Zhongshu was beaming with joy: "Do you still remember the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi I told you about before?"

"Oh, that's him?" Mrs. Cai glanced at Yang Zhi: "It's really a Qingmian and a real shou, worthy of the name Qingmian Shou."

"Sajia is not a shou, but a beast!!!" Yang Zhi roared!

"Wow, a blue-faced beast." Mrs. Cai nodded in agreement.

"What the hell, it's getting darker and darker..." Yang Zhi held his forehead in pain.

"Wife! I knelt for three days about Suo Chao and durian cleared ten shopping carts for you. You finally forgive me! What should I do about Yang Zhi!" Liang Zhongshu burst into tears: "Just bring the shopping cart! We Don't kneel down on the durian, okay?"

Mrs. Cai nodded: "Success."

Liang Zhongshu let out a long breath.

"But I can't forgive him for this blue-faced little shou." Mrs. Cai glared at Yang Zhi, and Yang Zhi roared dissatisfied: "I said it was a beast or not a shou!"

Liang Zhongshu pulled himself out from the wall and knelt in front of Mrs. Cai: "My lady! The name of this green-faced beast is well-known in Jianghu! He is also my old colleague in Tokyo! This golden soldier is exactly When employing people! Your lord has a lot, for the sake of the country's anti-golden struggle, save his life!"

"It's a dog's life in the family trough! It's really a beast! Is it really okay for you to be so afraid of your wife!?"

Liang Zhongshu turned his head and whispered in a low voice: "My daughter is my father's heart! If she tells her father something bad about me in the morning, I will be sent to the army at noon, and I will die in the evening!"

Yang Zhi closed his mouth and pretended to be in shock.

Mrs. Cai let out a long sigh: "That's what you told me to forgive Suo Chaoshi... Then I have to put the overall interests of the country first?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Thank you, thank you, wife!" Liang Zhongshu kowtowed like garlic!

"But capital crimes are inevitable." Mrs. Cai picked up the wine glass and jug and poured a glass of wine. While drinking, she looked at Yang Zhi: "Since Mr. Xiang was born, today he is a commander in charge of important tasks for the country. Where did you come from?"

Liang Zhongshu bowed three times and kowtowed nine times again: "People are not grass and trees, don't you know the grace of Mount Tai? I remember that June [-]th is Mount Tai's birthday, and I have prepared [-] gold and silver jewels and sent them to Tokyo!"

"You said the same thing last year."

"...Last year, last year gold, silver and jewels were robbed by strongmen halfway, I can't blame you."

"Yes, so this year's birthday outline must be sent to my father." Mrs. Cai looked at Yang Zhi: "Didn't it mean that the name of the blue-faced beast is well-known in the world? This world is fighting for martial arts, so let him go Yun Sheng Chen Gang, I will pretend that the incident just happened when it was delivered to my father, and you can entrust it with any heavy responsibility. If someone robs you halfway, click! Click!"

Yang Zhi was still pretending to be in shock, Liang Zhongshu turned his head again and whispered in a low voice: "Acknowledge! Don't promise! Today will be your memorial day next year!"

Yang Zhi pulled himself out from the wall in a jerk: "The Sa family accepts the order!"

"Hmph." Mrs. Cai put down her wine glass and walked out with a soft snort. Liang Zhongshu let out a long sigh and lay down on the ground: "Tigress, let's go."

"Sajia doesn't envy you all of a sudden. Even though you are the top leader in Beijing, you still feel uncomfortable." Yang Zhi sighed and sat back at the banquet.

"So I still miss when we were young, playing and drinking in six streets and three cities every day. Time flies, the boy is gone, and in a blink of an eye, we are living in the cracks of society like pigs and dogs." Liang Zhongshu picked up the jug and pointed at his own The mouth began to be intoxicated.

"From Beijing to Tokyo, you have to go through Zijin Mountain, Erlong Mountain, Taohua Mountain, Huangnigang, Yeyundu, and Red Pine Forest along the way. They are all haunted by strong people. How did Sajiayun survive the [-] jewels?" Yang Zhi grabbed the jug and began to drink: "It's more bad luck than good luck."

"I will send ten thousand strong army khans to follow you."

"Too many people is not helpful. I heard that strong men are coming to fight for their lives, so they all ran away." Yang Zhi looked out at the blue sky through the window: "Pretend all the gifts as ordinary burdens, and pick ten strong soldiers to pretend to be Porter, quietly sent to Tokyo overnight."

"It's all up to you, and I will send you two Guanyuhous to help you find your way."

"Then it's not too late," Yang Zhi stood up and cupped his fists: "We have to predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

The author has something to say: Why did the inspiration burn out halfway through the writing and become a strong push. . .

Ahhh, it must be because I didn't have enough breakfast!

☆. Artists are not suspicious persons!

A curtain was slowly opened, revealing a small county seat, the place name of Yuncheng County, Jizhou, Shandong appeared in the upper right corner, and in the middle of the screen appeared: "Main Article" in big black cursive characters.

It's almost seventy chapters before we get to the main story! ?

En Yuncheng County, En is a new county magistrate in Yuncheng County, named Shi Wenbin, and today he rode a little donkey and just came here to take up his post, and all the officials in the county crowded in the county office to meet him.

I saw two rows of yawning yamen servants standing on the left and right, two burly heads standing under the hall, and forty soldiers outside lined up waiting for inspection. Shi Wenbin threw his luggage on the altar in dissatisfaction: "I, as Yun The new BOSS in Chengxian County, are there just a few little monsters for me to order?

"No, not only mobs, but also our two elite monsters." One of the burly heads added, Shi Wenbin looked away and was taken aback!I saw that all of them had long beards!The beard was already mopping the floor, and the crystal waves were shining like ocean waves, shaking his left dog eye fiercely!

"That's right, there are our two elite monster fly!" Another burly dutou also added, Shi Wenbin looked away and was surprised again!I saw that the second one had a normal head and face, but there were two big radiant wings on its back!It was like some domestic copycat online game that dazzled his right eye blindly!

Shi Wenbin closed his eyes and knocked on the gavel: "Come here! Beat these two idiots out of here!"

"Wait!" said Dutou with a long beard, "Although we are only Dutou, we both have the courage to be worthless! We are well-known in the world! The security of this county depends entirely on us!"

"Yes fly!"

"Oh? What names are you two?" Shi Wenbin asked impatiently.

"My beard is great! My surname is Zhu and my name is the same! People in the rivers and lakes call him a bearded man!"

"I installed two domineering sky-winged flies for myself! The surname is Lei and the name is Hengfly! People in the Jianghu call it the Winged Tiger Fly!"

Shi Wenbin looked at the two of them with pity: "The beard is so long, how can you fight if you step on it when you walk? And that, you are just an ordinary person, don't think that you can impress people with two wings and a mouth fetish!"

"What's the matter with the long beard! It's not impossible to shorten it!" Zhu Dian's hands turned into two phantoms, and the beard was tied into an extremely girly bow in a blink of an eye!The end of the beard rises to the knees and I can't even step on the legs this time!

Lei Heng jumped up, and with his jumping movements, the wings on his back kept opening and closing repeatedly, only to hear him singing intoxicated: "Seemefly! I'msing on the sky! You once said to me! Be brave! girl! fly!"

Shi Wenbin was stunned, and he held his forehead in pain: "It's really impressive that you can't step on your beard. Forget it, I won't care about your personal image anymore, let's discuss the public security issue in this county! "

"Master County Magistrate, there is no problem with the law and order in this county!" Zhu Dian said awe-inspiringly, "Except that there is a world-famous Liangshan Park in our county!"

"That's the problem! Damn, don't you have any problems yet? Everyone knows about this one problem!" Shi Wenbin knocked on the gavel again: "It will be June [-] in a few days, Prime Minister Cai Jing's birthday! He His son-in-law, Liang Zhongshu, bought him [-] gold and silver jewels, and all places along the way must strictly catch thieves to ensure the safety of birthday gifts! This is an extremely confidential matter that must not be leaked to anyone!"

All the government servants and soldiers in the audience stared and replied collectively: "Oh."

"I just came here to take office. Although I'm just a small county magistrate, I still have a dream!" Shi Wenbin looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle: "Let's call the whole county to break through Liangshan Po! Then report to the superiors for promotion salary!"

"The entire county has already assembled here, and a county magistrate and two leaders have ten yamen servants and forty soldiers flying." Lei Heng reminded: "And there is a ceiling, not a sky fly."

"...A total of 53 people including myself!?"

All the yamen servants in the audience nodded collectively.

Shi Wenbin looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle again: "Although only 53 people can't attack Liangshanbo, I still have a dream! This month, we must catch more than 53 thieves to show our combat effectiveness to the boss! Then report to the superior Promotion and salary increase!"

All the yamen servants in the audience were stunned collectively, and Zhu Tong reminded: "As long as you don't get close to Liangshanbo, there will be no accidents, and they don't attack civilians very much. The law and order in this county is really good, and there are really no thieves."

Shi Wenbin flicked the gavel to Zhu Tong's face: "Shut up! Both of you have heads, and each of you will immediately lead 25 people to search for the culprits!"

Lei Heng reminded: "The first ten are yamen flyers, they are extras who are just pulled in temporarily to stand there, and there are only 40 flyers that can actually be mobilized."

When Shi Wenbin found out that the gavel was gone, he twisted his hips and stuck his butt on Lei Heng's face: "Shut up, too! One person leads 20 people out to catch thieves! If you talk nonsense, I will dismiss you all as ordinary soldiers!"

"Zha..." Lei Heng and Zhu Dian hurriedly ran out of the county office, each leading 20 people, one to the east gate of Ben County and the other to the west gate of Ben County.

There are two archways outside the east gate of Yuncheng County, one is called Dongxi Village and the other is called Xixi Village. Yes, the two villages are separated by a stream.

Let's say that Lei Heng ran out from the east gate and walked around Xixi Village without encountering any suspicious people. When he reached Dongxi Village, he suddenly saw the Earth Temple in Dongxi Village.

Lei Heng touched his face, and felt uneasy when he touched Shi Wenbin's buttocks: How can I have a buttmark on my handsome, burly and distinctive public face?Go to the land temple and burn incense sticks to ask the land to bless the buttocks to disappear 1 minute earlier.

Thinking so, he led the 20 people into the Earth Temple.

Pushing open the door of the Earth Temple, you can see banana peels and peach cores all over the floor, and a big man is sleeping soundly on the altar in front of the statue!I saw that big man with big arms, big waist, round body and strong body!Dyed with a huge crimson cockscomb head!The □□ key parts of the whole body are covered with bright holy light!

Does the new county magistrate have the ability to predict the future?There is really a suspicious person playing Shamate!The group of soldiers spread out and surrounded the killer: "Hey, hey, wake up, wake up fly!"

Shamat opened his eyes impatiently: "What are you doing?"

"You still ask us why we fly? You look too suspicious! Tell me what you are flying for!"

"Fuck, am I acting suspiciously?" That Shamat sat up from the altar, his hands slowly