Essays on Earth Native Love

10.

No bragging, Xu Jiuyue has seen mechs before.

In the ten-year plan of the universe, countless talented scientists have emerged.

One of them is a friend of Grandpa, who assembled the first mecha in the history of the earth in his own warehouse.It is a pity that this genius scientist did not receive the support of the state. "A time-consuming and labor-intensive invention like the mech can't contribute much in space travel, so let him stay in science fiction." This is how they gave back.

So the first, only and last mech on this earth became a childhood toy for the children of scientists.And the children of the geniuses are not yet full-fledged, but most of them have high IQs, so they just activated the mecha and let him fly into the sky.

Then crashed into the icy man-made lake in Central Park.

His grandpa laughed at him later, saying that he didn't cry after being rescued, but looked at the mech that sank to the bottom of the lake, and asked if the big fool would be cold in the lake.

The mech was not named, but Xu Jiuyue and his group called it "Big Stupid".

A friend they never saw again.

Later, on the day of the fall of the earth, countless black mechas, carrying icy weapons, fell from the sky, becoming Jiu Jiuyue's lingering nightmare.

Thinking of this, Xu Jiuyue took a deep breath, and reluctantly answered Torto: "Humanoid weapon."

Torto's eyes lit up, and Xu Jiuyue swore that he must have seen his hair explode at a speed visible to the naked eye!He happily yelled: "Weapon?!"

It's really hard to imagine a guy who looks like a rabbit talking about weapons with such enthusiasm!

Xu Jiuyue felt that he might be getting old.

Suoding smiled and said: "The competition is for two people to participate in. You can choose the candidate yourself. After you choose, you will go to Teacher Geeta, who is sleeping next to you. Well, the opening ceremony is over! The meeting is adjourned! "

Many senior seniors and Xu Jiuyue and the same grade who met in the same white and blue clothes looked sympathetically at this little pink-haired warrior and the one next to him, well, obviously they were going to be arrested together Cannon fodder newcomer.

Xu Jiuyue's heart was full of alarm bells, and he just wanted to leave quickly.

Before turning around, a small pink-haired dog hugged his thigh.

Unmoved, Xu Jiuyue looked at him indifferently.

Small dog: "Weapon?!"

Xu Jiuyue: "So?"

Small Dog: "We're friends, aren't we?!"

Xu Jiuyue: "If you can say my name, we are friends."

The small dog thought about it, but he forgot to ask for his name!Immediately, I hugged my legs harder and tried to use myself as a leg pendant. "Although I don't know your name yet, you look so good-looking, and you look amazing!"

Xu Jiuyue: "???"

The small dog is pitiful: "Qiaoqiu you!"

Xu Jiuyue was helpless: "I'm just a melon eater, I really don't know how to do it."

The small dog is proud: "I can't do it either!"

Xu Jiuyue thought, should we be more ruthless and knock this guy out first?

Xu Jiuyue said gently: "You stand up first, let's discuss it carefully."

Torto was overjoyed and finally let go of Xu Jiuyue's thigh.

Xu Jiuyue turned around and ran away.

Torto realized that he had been deceived, and immediately chased after him.

Principal Sodin was moved to tears by such a youthful atmosphere. He took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his eyes. One person stood behind him with his back against the wall. His long legs were crossed casually. The button of his shirt was unbuttoned, revealing the Pale blonde chest hair, with a cigarette in his mouth.

Suoding turned his head and saw: "Geita, don't pretend to be aggressive, you are still a good friend."

The tall and burly man named Geeta immediately leaned himself limply on the headmaster's thin shoulder and shouted, "Hey, I'll smoke one, my wife!"

Seeing that there was no one around, Suo Ding snatched the slender thing from his mouth, and quickly kissed the corner of his mouth, getting Geeta's expression of wanting to speak but not wanting to dislike but not daring to dislike.

Sordin knew that he didn't like to tease him with this appearance, but he just liked to tease him like this.

Otherwise life would be boring, wouldn't it?

Gita pinched Sordin's butt with some dissatisfaction. "You guy, why do you want that earthling to participate in the competition? Do so many things?"

Suoding blushed: "What's wrong with me? I only messed with you."

Indeed, Geeta was so overwhelmed by this bald, greasy red face!

Just as he was about to reach out his hand to close the appearance-changing device on his neck, hurried footsteps came from the door, and Xu Jiuyue appeared in front of the two panting.

"It's great that you're still here, principal! I want to change bed... sleep..."

Xu Jiuyue stared dumbfounded at a handsome tall blond man, pinching Suoding's buttocks with one hand, and lifting his chin with the other, while Principal Suoding was holding the man's waist with a face of refusal.

Xu Jiuyue felt his eyes hurt.

"Ah? Excuse me?"

Xu Jiuyue took one step back in embarrassment, then two steps, and was about to leave with a blushing face.

A loud guy rushed forward and hugged Xu Jiuyue's neck.

"It can be regarded as catching up with you! Let me tell you that we are together... oh, are you there, principal?" Very naive and romantic, very ignorant.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Xu Jiuyue took him away.

Until walking back to the dormitory area, Xu Jiuyue finally managed to talk to Torto who kept asking the principal and that teacher what they were doing.

"Torto, how old are you?"

"I, I am 48 years old, and I will be an adult in two years."

Xu Jiuyue: ...

"Well, then why don't you understand what they are doing?"

Torto suddenly realized, and did not hide his voice on the main road in the dormitory area where people came and went: "Is it mating?"

The surrounding students gathered around to watch.

Xu Jiuyue: "Hello!"

Torto was shocked: "Hey, really? The principal and...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Xu Jiuyue thought, the dormitory is the safest place to talk to this guy.

Back in the dormitory, Torto still had a look on his face, "It's terrible, I smashed the principal's penis on the first day I came to school, and I will be expelled from school the next day!!!", the whole person was stunned, and he was quiet for a while .

Xu Jiuyue took this opportunity to pour a glass of water, and slipped back to his room.

It just so happened that Chicen's video was picked up, and an earth-shatteringly handsome man in black military uniform appeared in the room immediately.

Xu Jiuyue's hand holding the quilt trembled slightly.

"Back?" Qi Cen took out the egg in his hand, "Gun Gun is clamoring to see you."

Xu Jiuyue took a few steps forward and put down the cup. Although he knew it was out of reach, he still put his hand on Gungun's head and pretended to stroke it a few times.Gun Gun trembled happily, and the eggshell flushed with excitement.

Even though his mother would never admit it, to be honest, Xu Jiuyue still likes this little warm guy.After all, rare things are precious, where can I find such a happy egg these days.

"I really don't understand, you are obviously a human being, why did you give birth to an egg?" Xu Jiuyue asked.

"I'm not human." Chicen said seriously, "I'm Ajatar."