Essays on Earth Native Love

Ajatar couldn't find a word that could match it in Earth Chinese, and couldn't translate it, so Xu Jiuyue first heard Qi Cen say that he is not human, he is *(&(*^%*&&*.

There was an awkward silence in the room, it was obvious that Qi Cen was waiting for Xu Jiuyue's reaction.

Xu Jiuyue asked honestly, "What are you?"

Chizen repeats: "*(&(*^%*&&*"

This is quite a test of Xu Jiuyue's ability to write lyrics.

Logically speaking, the key point of a sentence comes first, he is not a human being, so need to say?Randomly abducting and kidnapping others and putting them in a remote alien school to play with and raise beautiful teenagers, who do things?

Then the latter word must be perverted.

It can't be the vampire Sailor Moon.

Just as Xu Jiuyue was about to say something sarcastic, there was a knock on the door, and Torto's voice, which was not exaggerated at all, came from outside the door.

"Hero! Brother! Kiss your roommate! Come out and we can discuss it! Please join me!"

When Qi Cen heard the phrase "kiss your roommate", his face obviously sank, and he rolled around uneasy in his palm.

"Roommate? What are you attending?" Before he could ask, the video was slammed off.

Chicen, who was hanged for the first time during Ajatar's birth: ...

Gun Gun: Father, don't pinch me, it hurts~~~~~

When Xu Jiuyue opened the door, Torto threw himself into his arms, rubbing his pink head with snot and tears.

Xu Jiuyue patted Torto's head and sighed, "That's enough, get up."

Torto chirped: "Little brother, you smell so good."

Xu Jiuyue couldn't bear it anymore: "Get up the fuck!"

Torto hugged him with all his strength and took advantage of it. Why does this person smell so good?What species is he?No smell of beast at all?

"I won't get up, I won't get up! If you don't promise me, I won't get up!"

"I promise you!" Xu Jiuyue gritted his teeth.With his appearance, he was afraid that if he didn't agree, he would be entangled and get a headache.

In a sense, Torto is really a very powerful guy.After all, in front of him was a person that even His Majesty the Emperor could not convince.

Torto raised his head unwillingly: "Really?"

Torto finally stood up straight, and said ecstatically, "That's great, you're so good!! What!"

Xu Jiuyue finally punched out his fist: "There is an old saying on Earth, people don't need to be skinny to be invincible, I finally met it."

Torto touched the place where he was beaten without hesitation, and jumped on it happily: "What kind of ball? Is it your hometown? By the way, what's your name?"

"Xu Jiuyue."

"Brother Xu Xu~"

"Don't call me that!"

"Oh, Xu Xu, just ask me to delay."

"……"He did not want

"Maybe let's go to dinner."

"I do not want to eat…"

"Let's go, I can't find where the cafeteria is."

Xu Jiuyue covered his face, feeling his heart was green and painful, so this is another son who descended from the sky after Gun Gun?commit a sin!Wouldn't there be another dad coming out of nowhere?

Xu Jiuyue has been here for three days, and he is already familiar with the way to the college cafeteria.

Although there seems to be only this school in Atlanta, the entire campus is not that big.It only takes 10 minutes to walk slowly from the dormitory area to the cafeteria.But under Torto's curious look around and the disgusting offensive of [-] whys and kissing little brother, he walked for more than half an hour before arriving at the cafeteria, just in time for dinner.

Xu Jiuyue, who was not hungry at first, has been tormented to the point of starvation.But the school only has this canteen, and the queue has already reached the gate.

Xu Jiuyue thought that he should just go to the nearby snack street and buy some pancakes.

"I brought it to the cafeteria." Xu Jiuyue tidied up the school uniform that was messed up by Torto, "you can eat here, I don't like queuing."

Torto held Xu Jiuyue who wanted to leave: "It's all here, Xu Xu don't leave me alone~"

With a cold face, Xu Jiuyue pulled his hand away again: "Are you still a primary school student? You have to find someone to hold hands when you walk, eat, and go to the toilet?"

Torto asked blankly, "What is a primary school student?"

Xu Jiuyue choked.It's tiring to communicate with aliens who can't answer, he wants to go home!

At this time, a familiar and obscene voice came from beside: "Little Warrior and Xiao Jiujiu, are you here for dinner?"

Torto bowed suddenly to the person who came: "Principal! Principal! Good!" Seeing his expression, Xu Jiuyue felt that he lacked a red scarf around his neck.

It was Principal Sordin and his lover who were hugging each other in the auditorium an hour ago.

cough.

Xu Jiuyue turned his head in embarrassment, revealing the reddish ears under his soft hair: "Hello, Principal..."

Suoding was not embarrassed at all, his bald head was facing the sunset in the evening, and he said with a smile: "There are so many people on the first floor, come with me to the second floor to eat, the principal invites you to eat Baibailong barbecue."

Torto cheered, and followed Xu Jiuyue, who hadn't had time to say the refusal.

Xu Jiuyue: He refused!He just wants to eat a piece of cake and go back to the dormitory to think about life!Don't want to be a giant light bulb here with a retarded person!

Obviously, people with weak strength have no right to resist and refuse.

Xu Jiuyue went to the second floor once, and Suoding brought him here after Qi Cen sent him there on the first day.

The difference from the first floor is that there are very few people on the second floor.

According to Principal Sordin, it is the teachers of the school who do not appreciate the art of food.After Xu Jiuyue had eaten such dishes as iced spicy fire bird soup, curry chattera ice cream, and coriander hot pot, he realized that this kind of art is not something ordinary people can appreciate.

The waiters on the second floor are all robots. After the four of them sat around a window, a robot with two braids on its head slid over. A light screen appeared in front of the four of them, and the dishes were on it for a long time. Yue rummaged through, without any appetite, and ordered a glass of fruit juice that didn't look too exaggerated.

The four people ordered a good meal, and the robot twisted its pigtail: "People are iron rice and steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. I suggest that guest No. 4 order staple food."

Xu Jiuyue said indifferently: "Thank you, no need."

"Okay, please wait a moment, four."

The braided robot staggered away.

Suoding held Xu Jiuyue's paw, and said distressedly: "Little Jiujiu is so thin, you should eat more."

Xu Jiuyue withdrew his hand, ignoring the person next to him with burning eyes because his lover ate human tofu casually: "Thank you principal for your concern, I'm not too hungry."

Suoding hummed for a while before introducing the man next to him.

"This is Teacher Geeta, little warrior, what's your name?"

Torto said excitedly: "My name is Torto! I come from the third satellite of Atlanta! I have three older brothers, four older sisters, and a Balado parrot!"

"Little Toto, my little warrior, it seems that you have found a partner to participate in the mecha friendly match with you." Principal Sodin showed a wolf-like smile that was extremely inconsistent with himself.

Xu Jiuyue felt cold all over, and Torto raised his hand high.

"Yes principal! Xu Xu and I will fight for the school! Fight for the glory of Star Atlanta!"

The young man's enthusiastic and sincere voice echoed in the cafeteria on the second floor.

This sentence itself is not funny, but it is a bit funny to be said by this silly pink-haired boy with such a serious expression, but there is a sincere light in his eyes, and he feels touched while being funny.

"The glory of Planet Atlanta." Principal Sordin nodded with a smile. Torto felt inspired, and was about to say something when he heard Principal Sordin continue, "Isn't it a display of dragon meat?"

To Torto, these words were like a bucket of cold water, which wiped out the little flames in his eyes.

Suoding looked into his eyes, but didn't say anything, just smiled, bald and greasy, but his eyes were cold.

Xu Jiuyue looked at Torto with a pale face, wondering which nerve was not properly set up, and said: "On our earth, the son of a butcher shop owner can be a mutton seller, or a scientist."

Sodin raised his eyebrows in surprise.It seems that Xu Jiuyue would speak for Torto.

"It's your business that you like pork, but even a god can't take away the glory of others."

Xu Jiuyue's few words were illogical and confusing, but he knew that Principal Suoding understood.

Obviously, Sordin gave up the mecha, and the entire planet Atlanta gave up the mecha.This so-called competition is not enough to get together, to make a fool of yourself, to show your face, no one on the entire planet will care.

Just like the earth.

Let the mech that should have been handed down to the world, and should have become a hero of salvation, be buried alone at the bottom of the lake.

The evening of Atlanta faded quickly, and three satellites appeared in the light blue night.

Xu Jiuyue finally said: "If we win, please take back what you just said and apologize to Torto."

The obsequious expression on Principal Sodin's face completely disappeared. When he was not smiling, people could clearly see the brilliance flowing in his dark purple pupils.

He said, "Okay."