Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

An uncharacteristically rainy day.

Drenched all over the floor.

The man standing in front of the puddle listening to the sound of the rain, as his brown hair was slowly soaked by the rain.

After a long time, a disdainful "tss" came out of his mouth.

That's right.

This person is Dazai Osamu.

It's just that after our Mr. Dazai was blocked by the ground floor because he tried to jump off the building, and instead injured the other party, Osamu Dazai quickly withdrew Chuya's deposit from Chuya Nakahara.

Then--

Chuya Nakahara, who had just ordered western food and had no money to pay the bill, borrowed a sum of money from Mr. Mori to pay with a grim expression, and then directly used his supernatural powers to drive all the way just to beat up Osamu Dazai.

[...]

[Congratulations, you have been kicked out]

"Grumbling..."

Osamu Dazai grabbed his pockets before he had time to eat.

Empty.

Osamu Dazai showed disdain, "Hey, that little man, didn't he just spend a few million?"

He continued to grope.

Then he took out a 500-yen coin from the sock.

What can 500 yen do?

Can't even afford a glass of wine.

Osamu Dazai looked silently at the large truck that was speeding up not far away.

Because of the heavy rain, the brushes kept shaking.

Although he doesn't like a way of death that is too painful.But—if you can click in one breath, it is also a good choice.

Dazai raised his mouth.

The moment the truck drove over, he stretched out his hand and threw himself at the place where the wheels were driving.

……

Nothing happened.

The driver who braked in time quickly parked the truck in the parking area.

Immediately, he covered the rain with his hands and ran over in a hurry.

"Sir! Are you okay, sir!"

Osamu Dazai rolled twice on the ground like a cylinder.

Soon—his black windbreaker was damp.

"...what are you doing sir?"

Osamu Dazai put his hands flat, letting the rain splash on his handsome face.

"Don't you see? I'm waiting to die."

"..." Could this be a neurosis?

"Unfortunately, your car didn't fly directly towards me."

"..."

"Is this Lord God rejecting my soul?"

The driver backed away silently.

No, no, it seems that we can't run out to deliver goods in rainy days.If he met so many evil men, his little heart would probably be thumping with fright.

The driver ran away from Osamu Dazai at the fastest speed regardless of his image.

As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, the car lights came on, and it drove away with a buzz.

After a while, Osamu Dazai silently got up from the ground.

The feeling of being wet all over his body made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"Odasaku's house seems to be nearby?" Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and smiled.

Although there is no suitable number for Odasaku there.But how should I put it, the clothes that are too big can be put on, and those that are too small can be worn directly as an apron.

Coincidentally.

Oda Sakunosuke was older than Osamu Dazai, and was a few centimeters taller than Osamu Dazai who was still developing.

So the conclusion is: Odasaku will definitely borrow [cross out] his clothes to wear.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai walked towards Odasaku's house regardless of being dripping wet.

He is a "suicidal optimist".

Since the suicide was unsuccessful, it means that the gods want you to live longer.

And then—he met the cat he was destined to meet.

***

Sunny is an abandoned cat.

The reason why it is called Qing is because he was abandoned in a fine weather.

He has three brothers and one sister.

Weaned one month after birth, he was forced to leave his mother and was given directly to his friend by the owner.

Before leaving, Qing rubbed her mother's chin reluctantly.

Tears welled up in the mother cat's eyes.She stuck out her tongue and licked Qing's beautiful cow ears.

While licking, he instructed: "Xiao Wu, be obedient."

"Don't be picky, and—"

Humans can't understand the language of animals at all.

It's just that the mood of mother and child being separated is the same.

"Meow meow meow!"

[Mommy mommy! ]

Qing waved out her little gloves, and watched helplessly that the house where she had lived for more than a month was getting farther and farther away from him.

[Where are you going next? ]

[Next——]

Qing stuck out her tongue and licked her paw.

The cat food in the box is almost gone.Coupled with the fact that the outside of the box is wet, cats who love cleanliness do not want to step into the dirty world at all.

But, but—

[Look how good his mother is.Why did he become so rebellious once he got to Primary Five?This is my new sofa!He scratched it with one paw, really—]

Qing, who was huddled under the sofa, listened to the quarrel between the hostess and the hostess.

Gradually, the quarrel gradually escalated.

Harsh shouts would reach Qing's ears all the time.

Qing raised her claws and blocked her ears.

"Okay, it's scary QAQ I want my mother."

I don't know how long has passed.

The host held the small dried fish, lay down on the ground and called his name, "Xiao Wu, come quickly."

Qingyi, who had been frightened for a long time, smelled the smell of dried fish, and rushed out without thinking.

As a result, just as he grabbed the small dried fish with his mouth, he was pulled up by the back of his neck.

"This, this feeling... is the feeling of mother!"

Since it is a mother, there is no need to move.

"Well, I'm very good!"

As soon as he floated, he was put into a small box by the host.

Everything in the box.

At least the cat food shelved is enough for him to eat for a few days.

"Xiao Wu, I'm sorry." The hostess apologized from above his head.

Qing, who was eating cat food, was a little puzzled.

"Why do you have to apologize? Gulu Gulu~ It's okay! I'm very generous! Anyway, I ate so much cat food from you! I don't care about you beating me!"

"Hmph, anyway, I'm not just a vengeful cat."

Qing ate the cat food and flicked her tail happily.

"Obviously I was ready to raise you, but this kind of thing happened halfway—"

I don't know how far I've come.

The host put down the box, reached out and touched Qing's ear.

"Sorry, we abandoned you."

"I hope you can find a new owner soon."

"After all, Xiao Wu is very beautiful." After finishing speaking, the male host was afraid that he would cry out if he continued to stay, so he turned his head and left without turning his head.

Qing picked up the paper box and started meowing.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Woooo, I will obediently QAQ you don't go!"

"I promise, I will eat less in the future... I promise."

The voice gradually became lower and hoarse.

Then he huddled up in the cardboard box.

I dreamed that I returned to my mother, dreamed of playing with my brothers, dreamed of... all kinds of beautiful things.

But after waking up, they have to face the problem of reducing cat food.

Stray cats are territorial.

However, adult cats will be more considerate when they see kittens appearing here.

Then, Qing's short life was evaluated.

"I know this situation. You, you were abandoned."

Qing flicked her tail in doubt, "What do you mean by abandonment?"

"Well, it means that the person who will accompany you for the rest of your life no longer wants you."

The boss of stray cats also specifically gave a few examples.

For example, a cat that lives in an exquisite iron cage is brought home to be pampered.

On the other hand, someone like Qing who stays in a small box and just throws it away is just throwing it away.

"The love of two-legged beasts like humans is simply insignificant."

"I've seen too many of my compatriots be pampered. Once bored, they are thrown away."

[You thought it was a toy you threw away and was no longer loved]

[But for them, they have lost the pillars that can support the whole world]

"Then, what happened to those who were abandoned?"

"Of course he's dead."

Organisms that are not suitable for the environment will eventually be eliminated.

"It's a pity, those abandoned compatriots are all beautiful."

soon.

The cat boss fought with stray cats in other districts and died.

At this moment, back to the rainy day.

Qing looked at the little cat food left and wondered if she should continue eating.

[A kitten like you cannot survive in such a harsh environment at all]

"so what should I do?"

[Find a two-legged beast to pet you. ]

[Once he/she gets close to your box, you win]

You just won.

Qing was pulling the box, and a pair of beautiful mandarin ducks were watching the outside world.

Suddenly, a man walking slowly as if admiring the scenery came into Qing's sight.

[in your sweetest voice]

Sunny slowly opened her mouth.

[trying to call him/her]

"Meow~"

The rain has eased.

The crackling raindrops are no longer so deafening.

And in this case.

A soft meow is so out of place.

Osamu Dazai looked over curiously when he heard the voice, and saw a dirty little cat staring at him eagerly.

It seems that the month is not big.

"Ah, are you also abandoned?" Maybe the conscience that was thrown at the bottom suddenly floated up, and Osamu Dazai rarely said a word of pity.

He walked slowly to Qing's side, watching Qing keep calling softly at him.

Osamu Dazai casually glanced at the few grains left in the box.

It's almost finished.

When the cat food is gone, what can be done relying on the fighting power of the kittens?

Will only be starved to death.

The corpse will also be picked up by wild dogs.

How miserable.

Osamu Dazai's eyes moved slightly, and he stretched out his hand to touch Qing's neck.

If that's the case, why not let me end your life with my own hands.

Anyway—Osamu Dazai paused.

Because he saw trust in Qing's eyes.

***

"Then, how can we confirm that the person near the box is my new owner?"

[Ah, this question... is probably the person who reached out to you? ]

Reach out.

Sunny eyes are bright.

Then he looked at Dazai Osamu with a bored look, and stood up directly.

……Hey?

Why? ! ?

Wait, is this operation wrong?

Don't go!I'm very obedient and don't overeat, so take me away quickly!

He watched Osamu Dazai take a step forward and was about to leave.

Qing sharpened her claws, thinking that she couldn't give up the long-awaited opportunity, so she jumped out of the box with this strength.

Then, when he came back to his senses.

He was already biting Dazai Osamu's trousers tightly, his hands and feet were tightly wrapped around the other's trouser legs.

Because of his series of actions, he successfully made Osamu Dazai stop his progress, and also successfully made the other party lower his head.

In this regard, Qing proudly raised her head.

"Hmph! Don't underestimate me! Human beings."