Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

Sometimes, facing death directly and accepting it is a terrible thing.

And some people naturally show trust without knowing that the other party will strangle you to death-a rare fool.

***

Lupine's Bar, in front of the bar.

Ango Sakaguchi, who had been waiting for a long time, turned his head and saw his two friends approaching, as well as - Haru with his head sticking out from Osamu Dazai's chest.

Although this cat looks dirty, it matches the current Osamu Dazai.

But—it's true that there's nothing wrong with cats.

"...Hey Dazai, a suicidal man like you still keeps cats?"

Osamu Dazai fucked unceremoniously. He swung his wet sleeves directly at the opponent's face.

"My name is: Clothed in darkness, heart to light."

Yasugo Sakaguchi, who knew the virtues of Osamu Dazai, silently took out a square towel from his pocket, and wiped his glasses that were stained with mist.

"...Are you really not transferred?"

Osamu Dazai shot at Haru who lay on his chest.

Haru made a "gurgling" sound, passed the paw over, and then looked at Osamu Dazai eagerly.

"Hey, what about the food? The cat boss said, as long as you pass the paw over, Twolegs will give me the food!"

Listen to the soft meowing.

It was almost the person who heard it, and his heart softened subconsciously.

Osamu Dazai gently stroked Haru's soft paws, looked at Ango Sakaguchi with a serious face: "Hey Ango. Do you think cat claws are sharp enough to scratch people to death?"

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, "You can try."

Then he turned around and stopped talking to Osamu Dazai.

There are other cats in the bar.

Sanhua, who was called a spiritual cat by Osamu Dazai, and even called "Sensei" himself, lives in this small Lupin bar.

Occasionally the bar owner is unaware of the cat's whereabouts.

Maybe it was to forage outside, or maybe it was to go for a walk outside.

All in all, a cat's curiosity is powerful.

Three men sit in a row.

Another Qing was thrown onto the bar.

Haru who hadn't eaten all this time started yelling at Osamu Dazai who was about to drink.

"Meow meow meow!"

bad guy!I let you touch the claws, why don't you give me something to eat!

The cat boss was right.

Twoleg favors come and go as quickly as they come.

"Grumbling..."

Will he be starved to death?

He'd be—an almost materialized look fell on him.

Sunny exploded in an instant.

This breath - very dangerous!

Qing almost huddled up on the bar counter, and began to look around with her beautiful mandarin duck eyes.Immediately afterwards, a three-colored cat that had obviously grown up for a long time jumped onto the bar with ease.

……shit!

It even broke into the territory of other cats!

The cat boss said: If you stray into the territory of other compatriots, you will drive them away at least, or put your life there.

Are you going to die?

The cat boss said - although I don't know the world after death.But you can imagine the horror of a cat walking alone on a dark road in a night without moon or stars.

Perhaps, it is death.

Being stared at by the three-flowered cat, Qing almost closed her eyes and began to tremble.

"Ignore me, ignore me!"

The distance between Qing and the Sanhuamao is not too great, even with an elegant catwalk, they can arrive in three or four seconds.

And then——Qing strangely discovered that the substantive line of sight disappeared!

He opened his eyes secretly, and looked at the magnified three-colored cat in the countryside, looking at him with a very friendly look.

Even though the other party was very friendly, Qing was still frightened and blew up.

"Meow!"

Hearing the shrill meow, Oda Sakunosuke cast a worried look, "Hey, Dazai, is it really okay to put the little guy here?"

Osamu Dazai arched his fingers and flicked the wine glass lightly.The ice cubes in the cup hit the cup noodles cheerfully, making an extremely pleasant sound.

"it does not matter."

"The teacher is a very spiritual cat."

Ango Sakaguchi: "That's what I said. But cats are territorial, right? What if I drive your cat out—"

"Will not."

Osamu Dazai looked at Haru who had been licked comfortably, and said, "Hasn't this become [good friend]?"

***

I am sunny.

A black and white cat who has just lived outside and is "loved" by Twolegs.

Currently - being licked wildly by the three-flowered cat boss!

I just felt itchy all over my body and made a comfortable "gurgling" sound.

At first, I thought that the boss would drive me out, or as the cat boss said: scratching you with sharp claws and throwing you into the garbage dump did not happen!

Although accepting hair licking automatically admits that [you] have become the big brother's [little brother].

But but!

This three-colored cat is not cruel at all!

Thinking of this, Qing raised her head coquettishly, and opened her baby teeth that were not yet fully grown. "Meow meow! You are a good cat!"

The three-flowered cat who was issued a good card suddenly stopped licking.

"Meow?"

The three-flowered cat raised its paw and pressed it directly on Qing's head.

Feeling her head sinking, Qing lowered her head aggrieved.

Is the boss angry?

Thinking of this, Qing began to flick her tail even more aggrieved.

The cat boss once said: When you accept the licking of other compatriots, you will automatically belong to that cat.

As a little brother, you have to be obedient.Do what the boss tells you to do.

Otherwise, the boss is very likely to click you when you are unhappy.

After bearing the weight on his head and knowing that he was not strong enough to defeat Sanhua Mao, he obediently lay down on the bar counter.

This posture seems to be telling Sanhuamao: Hey, hey, the paws are raised a bit high, now I will lie down directly, so that you will not be tired!

The three-flowered cat raised its paw silently, and then tapped Qing's forehead twice.

This move was met with doubtful eyes from Qing.

Is this some kind of special punishment? Punish play?Or accept the caress after you are a younger brother?

Qing was puzzled.

At this time, the three-flowered cat with its claws back said, "You have my smell on you. Don't worry about being thrown away by unreliable children. After the nearby stray cats smell your smell, they will sent you here automatically."

Qing flicked her tail in confusion, "Why should you worry about being thrown away?"

Suddenly thinking that he had just been abandoned not long ago, he was a little listless.

But when he saw Dazai Osamu who was drinking and chatting with his friends behind him, Haru cheered up again.

"It's okay! I've found a new Twoleg!"

"Boss Cat said that once Twolegs reaches out to you, it will take care of you for the rest of its life!"

Sanhuamao: ...that sounds a bit naive.

However, Qing is still a kitten and doesn't understand many things.At this time, it is also a kind of fate to be taught by him personally.

What's more--the child Dazai Osamu is not reliable at all.Leaving aside the professional ability, it depends on the life concept of wanting to die, and I don't think I can take good care of the kittens.

Besides, letting a suicidal maniac take care of an extremely fragile kitten... This kind of picture will feel extremely strange no matter how you look at it.

Thinking of this, Sanhua Mao rubbed Qing's head caressingly.

"Be careful in everything, I won't hurt you."

"There are many good people, but there are also many bad people."

It's just that you are a lucky child.It just happened to meet a lot of good people [cats].

Qing seems to understand but not understand.

Before I knew it, I had run out of wine.

It's almost time to leave.

After all, Osamu Dazai was raising a cat for the first time. As a senior cat slave, the boss specially provided two bags of cat food.

"Young cats don't have much appetite, so don't feed them too much at one time."

"Oh, by the way, cats like to drink running water, remember to prepare it."

"Also, the kitten's physical fitness is not very good. Don't bathe him too early, or the child will not be able to bear it easily."

Osamu Dazai was getting bored.

There are so many things to prepare for raising a cat.Could he just throw the cat away now?

After catching Osamu Dazai's flash of boredom, the boss paused, and couldn't help but look at the two cats on the bar who lived in harmony.

"Mr. Dazai."

"If you don't want to keep this cat, you can leave it to me."

Osamu Dazai smiled and looked at the boss for a long time.

Just when the boss felt a little unbearable, there was a light voice in front of him, "Yes."

After speaking, he waved his hand and stepped out of the store.

Qing, who was patiently listening to Sanhuamao's teaching, twitched her ears.

As if feeling something, he turned his head, just in time to see Osamu Dazai leaving.

Sunny jumped down from the bar in a fit of anger.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Boss Cat said it! The Twolegs that reached out to me will spend the rest of their lives with me!"

Sunny wanted to leave anxiously.

Suddenly, he thought of his new boss.

"Hey, Boss, my name is Qing. What's your name?"

Hearing the name "boss", the sanhua cat was ready to lick its paws.

"My name?" He opened his mouth slowly, "Natsume Soseki."

Natsume Soseki.

Qing wrote down the name of this mouth.Turning around to avoid the boss's outstretched hand, he stepped on the puddle outside.

Immediately afterwards, he caught up with Osamu Dazai at an extremely fast speed.The claws climbed up Dazai Osamu's legs three times and two times.

Afterwards, he raised his head, met Dazai Osamu's face with a somewhat unclear expression, and let out a soft and cute "meow".

Gollum.

Hum, be afraid!My speed is very fast!Don't try to escape my sight.