Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

Osamu Dazai thought about such a question.

What would his life be like if he hadn't met Qing on such a rainy day and brought him home?

Probably... Life will lose a little color, right?

***

Osamu Dazai went to Tokyo to negotiate with the heroes as a Hong Kong and Black representative.

Nowadays, the hero society is developing extremely fast.In order to maintain this superficial peace, the heroes discussed and prepared to enter other cities that are not allowed to enter without permission.

And Yokohama is their first goal.

As soon as he got off the train, Osamu Dazai felt that he was going to be dried out.

The sun that exists like a fireball just hangs in the sky.

Obviously the distance between the two cities is not too far, but the heat that Tokyo brings to him is much hotter than Yokohama.

After a while, Osamu Dazai dragged his tired body to the convenience store next door.

If it was empty-handed before going in, then after coming out, it was carrying two big bags of bandages.

The salesperson frequently looked at Osamu Dazai, who was wrapped in bandages, and asked worriedly, "Where did you get hurt?"

"I suggest you go to the hospital to have a look."

"If you're hurt, don't hold on."

"And there—"

Watching the salesperson nagging non-stop.Osamu Dazai turned his face indifferently and walked away.

"Sir! Where are you going! You haven't paid your bill yet!"

Osamu Dazai quickly took a few steps back, took out money from his pocket and slapped it domineeringly on the table.

The salesperson counts the money on the table.After counting, seeing Dazai Osamu was still here, she smiled slightly, "Hi sir."

"You still have to pay me 500 yen."

Osamu Dazai:......

After finally solving this kind of thing, Osamu Dazai immediately took out his mobile phone and started to book a hotel.

He had worked so hard to come to Tokyo from Yokohama, and he needed a good night's sleep to relieve his fatigue.

As for those heroes...?

It's none of his business!He is not a workaholic who likes to work!

It was very hot during the day, but at night the temperature was finally suppressed to around 15°C.

Osamu Dazai, who woke up leisurely, rolled around on the bed twice, raised his hand, and yawned.

He just seemed to have a nightmare.

The reason why it was called a nightmare was because he dreamed that his kitten was lying motionless in the cardboard shell, its soft fur was completely soaked in water, and it was lifeless.

[What a pity]

Dazai thought silently.

But now that this little guy has put his own label on him, he probably doesn't have to face that kind of cruel thing, right?

Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone and called Oda Sakunosuke.

The phone vibrated for two seconds before being connected.

"Good evening, Odasaku."

Lupine Bar.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was filling a spoonful of curry with a spoon, silently looked at Haru who was playing at the bar, and paused, "Dazai, your cat is very energetic."

"Odasaku really has a delicate mind, and even this kind of thing can be discovered."

Oda Sakunosuke: ......

No, it's just too obvious why you're calling.He didn't think there was anything about Dazai Osamu that he missed.Even if it's a miss between friends, it's not like a sudden call to express condolences a few hours later.

"Let me guess, Odasaku, are you at the boss's place?"

"Well, the curry here is delicious, boss."

Of course, the most important reason is not this.

It's because - Dazai left Yokohama without leaving him cat food.

This month's salary has not yet been paid, and last month's salary is basically used to fill in my children.

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it, but only thought of the owner of Lupin's bar.

Although the meeting ten minutes ago was so unpleasant.

"Odasaku, you really like curry."

"This can be considered a kind of hobby...? Just like Dazai, you like to commit suicide." Oda Sakunosuke took a sip of ice water, "Although I didn't succeed in committing suicide every time."

Osamu Dazai looked out the window at the neon kingdom, touching the lukewarm glass with his fingers.

"Maybe it's a curse."

"........."

After roughly asking Haru some questions, Oda Sakunosuke put away the phone.

The boss came with a small dried fish.There were little stars behind her, and she took the initiative to lean over to feed Qing.

Qing glanced at the boss, sniffed his nose and smelled the smell of Osamu Dazai on this man——"Aww," and started to eat the dried fish.

In an instant, the back panel behind the boss turned into countless cherry blossoms falling down.

Seeing this scene, Oda Sakunosuke silently shifted his eyes to the boss's hand and saw that it was a high-end cat food bag, and then looked at his own curry, only to think that the boss is really a cat. Slave possessed.

After watching Qing obediently eat the dried fish, the boss took out another one and continued to feed it.

This time, Qing didn't eat directly.Instead, he ran towards the back of the bar with a small dried fish in his mouth.

Thump, thump.

Haru jumped onto the chair and faced Natsume Soseki who just came back.

"Baa baa baa boss, this is dried fish, it's delicious!"

Natsume Soseki silently watched the small dried fish in Haru's mouth crackling and turning 360 degrees in the air without any difference, and then fell to the ground with a snap.

Natsume Soseki:  …

clear:......

At this moment, Qing's mind was full of thoughts: ah, ah, the little fish is dirty!The boss will definitely not eat it!But, but he is not full yet!And don’t waste food, then——

Thinking of the time I was still in the cardboard box, if I hadn’t had some cat food to support me, I’m afraid I would have squatted in the trash can and started picking food like other compatriots.

Is the leftovers in the trash can good?

No.

Just to live, to live, to swallow these things.

In this city, things like rats rarely appear here.Either be treated as food, or run to the countryside, after all, it is suitable for them to live.On the contrary, stray cats are increasing day by day. In the final analysis, when humans adopt cats, they never think about such a problem.

——Have you ever thought about spending the rest of your life with him?

His life is just a small section of your life path.And meeting you is the best memory in his life.

Recalling that her compatriots were starving and quarreling over such a small fishbone, Qing flicked her tail and jumped off the stool.

Don't waste food!

Although he doesn't want to admit it, his life is already very good!Although abandoned, he has been adopted by a Twoleg!

Although he has gone to a far, far place right now, Qing believes that - not long after, that Two-legged beast will come back soon!

Before he knew it, his thoughts were overflowing, and Qing had already arrived at the place where the little fish died.

He bent his head, and the figure of the little dried fish in his vision was infinitely magnified.

He slowly opened his teeth, trying to catch the small fish with his teeth.Suddenly, a small claw appeared above his head.

There is such a cat on the opposite side.

Still his boss.

Although he didn't know what Natsume Soseki was going to do, he still asked obediently.

"Meow~"

What's the matter boss?

Natsume Soseki shook his beard, and gently stroked Qing's head with his small paws, "This is dirty, don't eat it."

When the word "dirty" was mentioned, Qing blinked, her beautiful mandarin duck eyes echoed with a sad tone.

He stared at the small dried fish on the ground without blinking, his mouth felt dry and bitter.

"Hey boss, you know what?"

"If this small dried fish appears outside and is found by other compatriots, it must be a very delicious dinner."

The stray cat can trust only himself.

Don't trust humans easily, because you don't know whether the humans near you are good or bad.Today's society is under a lot of pressure, and the pressure distributed on everyone is not small.In order to decompress, this group of people looked at this group of weak people who couldn't escape because they didn't have enough to eat, and vented all their pressure on these poor people.

After all, is it because some humans do too many extreme things that stray cats are wary of humans?

[If you are kind to me, I will return it a hundredfold]

[If you dare to hurt me in the slightest, if I don't die, even if you sacrifice everything, you will have to pay a terrible price]

It's a pity - stray cats who don't have enough to eat are themselves weak.

Even if he died, who would care?

"I know." Natsume Soseki gently stroked Qing's head like an elder.

Over the years, he has wandered around every corner of Yokohama in the incarnation of a cat.

Because of the smooth fur, the perpetrators dare not lay their minds on him.

Because I have someone [feeding], so I don't have to worry about not being full.

Because he has a place to live, he doesn't have to worry about waking up and drifting directly to hell.

In the final analysis, those human beings with dirty hearts are nothing but bullying people.

Even if stray cats are killed, no one will cry because of their death, and there will be no punishment on these perpetrators.

It is precisely because of this that Natsume Soseki feels that Qing's heart is rare and precious.

"Are you worried about those compatriots?"

Qing nodded slightly, "Yeah!"

"Then you should work hard to grow up! Only when you grow up can you think about these messy things."

Qing blinked suspiciously, "What? When you grow up, can those compatriots sleep well and eat well?"

"Children, don't think too much." Natsume Soseki mercilessly pushed Qing down to the ground.

Qing, who was pulling her ears up, was a little listless.

He is already very big!

In a few months, he will be an adult!

"So... this little dried fish..." Qing Qing looked at Natsume Soseki eagerly.

"Can't eat, it's dirty."

Sunny: Meh!

Miaoxiao really doesn't have the right to decide things!

And here, in front of the bar.

After seeing Qing running away with a small fish in his mouth, the boss stood on tiptoe and saw the head of his three-colored cat.

"Oh, the little guy is so cute, and he even knows how to send dried fish to the elders."

Oda Sakunosuke bit the spoon silently, only feeling that the boss in the state of pampering the cat was a little abnormal.

Unknowingly, a bowl of curry has successfully bottomed out.

Oda Sakunosuke put down the spoon in his hand.

The boss immediately looked over and chuckled: "Did Mr. Dazai call just now?"

"Ah."

"Oh, Mr. Dazai says he doesn't like it, but his body is very honest."

Oda Sakunosuke:  …

Boss, do you know what you're talking about?

Oda Sakunosuke didn't answer, but stood up from the chair instead.

"Thank you for your hospitality. I'm leaving first." After saying that, he walked towards Qing.

"Odasaku, don't be in a hurry. The little guy just had a meal—"

Odasaku:  …

In the end, due to the boss's repeated solemn attempts to persuade him to stay, Oda Sakunosuke decided to stay in the bar for a while longer.

Although it was left for Haru to eat a little longer... Haru and Natsume Soseki disappeared into the shop after eating the dried fish.

Oda Sakunosuke silently looked at the boss.

The boss is not afraid of danger and smiles frankly.

"Cats are creatures like this. Isn't it normal to take a walk after eating?"

And the two cats, which the boss calls walking, are walking on the catwalk at this moment, walking under the moonlight.

Qing Da Da Da Da followed Natsume Soseki, who was not walking fast, and seeing that the other party was silent, he rubbed Natsume Soseki as if flattering him, and said casually, "Hey Boss, where are we going?"

Natsume Soseki shook his beard.

"Qing, do you want to become stronger?"

Become stronger...?

The clear eyes seemed to be mixed with starlight.

He nodded heavily, "Of course!"

"Very good." Natsume Soseki stopped walking, and Qing directly bumped into him without noticing it.

——Baa baa baa, it hurts!

"Listen, Qing. If you want to become stronger, you have only one way." In an instant, the three-flowered cat was surrounded by light clusters, and gradually grew into a human wearing a fur-colored trench coat of the same style.

"That is, first become [human.]"