Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

"That is—to become [human] first."

But but...

Sunny showed a super fierce look.

"Meow meow meow…!"

asshole!Where have you got my boss, you Twolegs!Don't underestimate me, hey!My claws are very sharp!Believe it or not, scratch your beard off!

The ability is [I am a cat] and Natsume Soseki, who has become a cat for too long and can understand the language of cats, squatted down directly.Then he stretched out his hand and pressed Qing's head.

"Don't be afraid, I'm right here."

Qing, whose head was so crushed that he couldn't lift it up: ... Meow!Caught by the villains!

How can we escape the grasp of this two-legged beast!

Just when Qing thought so, the hand on top of her head gradually became smaller.Even the shadows in front of my eyes gradually began to disappear.

Natsume Soseki, who had returned to the shape of a three-colored cat, maintained his indifferent face, and pawed Qing, who was completely unresponsive.

On the other hand, when Qing saw Natsume Soseki appearing, he wagged his tail happily.

"Boss, you're back! Where did you go, you didn't know there was a two-legged beast here just now! It's super fierce!"

Seeing the worry in Qing's pupils, Natsume Soseki gently patted Qing's head with his claws.

Haru, who had been knocked on the head continuously, made a meowing sound in doubt.

"Boss! Why are you hitting me!"

"Call the teacher."

Qing, who was wronged and screamed twice: "But but... Isn't [Boss] a very good title?" And what is this [Teacher]?I have never seen compatriots using this word as a [address].

Natsume Soseki shook his beard twice.

[Boss] This title is just called by you without authorization.And...he seems to have never recognized this title, and generally ignores these two words.

Now, looking at the confused eyes of the little milk cat, Natsume Soseki withdrew his paws, posing as a strict teacher.

"From now on, this old man is your teacher."

"...What's the name of the old man?"

Natsume Soseki ignored the latter sentence and continued: "And you, Qing, will bear the old man's surname, and then..."

"Save your compatriots?" Qing continued to interrupt.

"No, it's peacekeeping." Natsume Soseki couldn't help but slapped the stupid apprentice with his tail.

Qing, who was beaten almost all night: Boss, what’s the matter? QAQ gets angry at every turn. Is this what my compatriots call [menopause]?

***

"All in all, you now have [surname]." Natsume Soseki silently pressed Qing who was trying to ask a question, "The last name is not important, it's just that your name has changed from one word to three."

After explaining, Natsume Soseki changed the subject, not giving Natsume Haru any chance to refute.

"The boss—"

Natsume Soseki gave Natsume Haru a sideways look.

Natsume Haru, who turned into a cute cat in seconds, said, "Teacher."

"Ah."

"That... that two-legged beast just now..." Xia Muqing didn't know where to start.

Did it say that the two-legged beast took the teacher or did the teacher take the two-legged beast?

Thinking of this, Natsume Haru couldn't help kicking the itchy ears with jiojio.

Natsume Soseki's pupils flickered slightly.

Before I knew it, the topic went back to the beginning.

"Qing, you have to remember." The halo of light that emerged surrounded this not-so-old sanhua cat.

"I'm a human being." The figure elongated until it turned into the middle-aged man on crutches again.

"It's just that the ability happens to be [I am a cat]."

At the beginning, I could understand it, but when I finally saw the two-legged beast that popped out suddenly, Xia Muqing exploded instantly.

Natsume Haru: "Baa baa baa you bastard! Where did you get my teacher!"

Seeing this scene, Natsume Soseki, who felt that he had explained clearly enough, silently raised his hand to cover his eyes.

Hiss, he forgot one thing.

I just think that Natsume Haru is very smart and responsible, not just an ordinary cat, plus he understands the language of cats so that he has forgotten one of the most important things.

That is - Natsume Haru is a cat, not a human.

***

I'm Haru, a black and white cat, and I'm currently staying at the home of this two-legged beast, Oda Sakunosuke.

Something happened recently that made me very happy.

That is - I have a surname!

Although the teacher said that the surname is just a matter of adding two characters, but I heard the golden retriever next door say: If an animal has a surname, it means that you have got something like [respect].

You are not regarded as an animal for boredom and play, but as a family member who can communicate, rely on, accompany and trust.

[Family, is it? ]

Mentioning these two words makes my heart warm.

Recalling the hesitation when I was born and heard the strange things, it was my mother who patiently licked and licked him who had just been born and was full of fear of this world.

Gently bit off the layer of fetal membranes wrapped around his body.

It was the first time I felt something like air.

On the eighth day after he was born, Wei Wei opened his eyes and saw how beautiful and gentle the mother who gave birth to him was.

Recalling the happy life half a month ago, Xia Muqing couldn't help shaking her head.

Anyway!Now he is doing very well!

As for whether there is a chance to meet my mother and other brothers and sisters... Let's see the fate in the future!

After all, fate is such a thing that we will meet sooner or later.

[...]

Meh, it seems to be off topic!Let's move on to the previous topic!

If getting a surname means that the teacher has become his family, then the second thing that makes him happy is that he has taken on the task of saving his compatriots!

Although the teacher has always emphasized that the peace of Yokohama must be maintained.But but—what is Yokohama!And ah!Protecting fellow citizens is no different than keeping the peace!

Is there any difference between humans and cats?

Xia Muqing tilted her head.

Oh no difference!

In his opinion—the Twolegs living in Yokohama and their compatriots are all species accepted by Yokohama.

We are no different.

If we want to say the difference, it is probably that we can't understand what the other is saying.

Natsume Haru tried to straighten her claws, imagining that her claws were human arms.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but blow his hair.

Baa baa baa different!

The body structure of a cat is different from that of a two-legged beast! !

And turning cats into twolegs and stuff—it's impossible ahhhhh!

"Don't be distracted."

Natsume Soseki walked back, flicked his tail like a strict teacher, and slapped Natsume Haru's paw directly.

"As long as you have enough imagination, the door of [supernatural power] will open for you sooner or later."

"But, but—" Natsume Haru had tears in his eyes, and looked at Natsume Soseki behind him sadly.

Turning him into a Twoleg or something - there's no way!