Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

The weather is fine today, perfect for suicide.

Of course, this kind of thing can only be thought about.Because—"Don't be afraid! Because, I'm here!"

Yes.

Osamu Dazai, who attempted to commit suicide by jumping out of the window, was rescued by All Might, who had just come to the mall for shopping, before he could feel the kiss from Mother Earth.

With the standard appearance of an American hero, coupled with the standard upright hair, he showed two rows of white teeth and said, "Don't be afraid—"

"Huh? Who told you to save me?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

This height, this scene, was the place he finally picked.

As a result—it was ruined by this man who appeared out of nowhere.

"Young man..." All Might took a small breath.

The dark aura exuded by this young man was too strong.Coupled with these words of almost giving up on oneself, without thinking too much, All Might can also imagine that Osamu Dazai's family must be very miserable.

Thinking of this, All Might tried to drive away the darkness in Osamu Dazai's heart with his bright smile.

"Young man, you don't have to worry, because I'm—"

"Huh? Is your ability not within the scope of my elimination?" Just as the voice fell, the American hero in front of him was surrounded by the halo of [Disqualification in the World].

In an instant, All Might was like a deflated balloon.The appearance of the American hero has also turned into shriveled paper, as if it will be blown away by the wind in the next second.

Osamu Dazai, who landed firmly on the ground, blinked and watched All Might spit blood on the ground.

Seeing this abnormal amount of coughing up blood, Osamu Dazai also changed from being unruly at the beginning to worshiping.

Osamu Dazai squatted in front of All Might, his black trench coat blocked the sight of the people around him.

The outside crowd only saw All Might save the man who was trying to jump off the building.Immediately afterwards, the opponent moved to the ground not far away in time.

Otherwise—the news that hero No. 1 All Might really is like this will hit the headlines in the afternoon.

All Might is grateful to Osamu Dazai for shielding him from the sight of those around him.After all, he can't reveal his physical condition yet.As a symbol of peace, suppress the dark forces and dare not act rashly.

He is waiting for an heir.

A young man worthy of inheriting OneForAll and possessing heroic qualities.

although--

Now he is like a peeled onion, revealing his true body in front of Osamu Dazai.

Will this boy be disappointed?

After all, the All Might that everyone knows is very strong and can be trusted.

But now his shriveled figure can't be connected with "All Might" at all.

"Nah~" Osamu Dazai said.

All Might panicked.

coming!

"Excuse me—is this a new type of suicide method?"

"..." [Cut-scene text in Wenhao single episode]

"……what?"

***

Osamu Dazai is not very familiar with Tokyo, but he is full of curiosity about everything.

Especially when All Might learned that Osamu Dazai was only 18 years old, the distress in his eyes couldn't be stopped at all.

Ever since he rescued Osamu Dazai in the morning and "exposed his identity", All Might has followed Osamu Dazai closely in order not to let the flowers of his motherland go astray.

"That boy, under your bandages..." All Might twitched his lips twice.

How should I say this?Would a normal person wrap so many bandages around themselves?Won't!

Then there is only one possibility!

Explanation——This child is injured!

Why is an 18-year-old boy injured?In an instant, the word "domestic violence" jumped out.As we all know, men who are strong at home and cowardly outside can only vent their anger and prestige by beating women and children.As soon as he went outside, he bent down and flattered others, and he didn't even dare to refute. Instead, he went home and beat the weak with his fists.

Although they are all men, what All Might despises the most is the kind of coward who uses his strength in the wrong place.

You have the ability to beat women and children, and you have the guts to show off your prestige outside!The society teaches you to be a man, and the hero teaches you to be a man.

But since the child appeared here, it means that he has escaped, right?Thinking of this, All Might took another look at Osamu Dazai.

Even one eye was covered.This shows that the child's injury must be very serious!

and many more.

This kid wanted to die just now!In addition, the force value is not good, and the personality that emerges can only eliminate others, and has no [self-protection ability] at all... In order to appease Osamu Dazai's heart and prevent this child from suddenly blowing up, All Might chose to go from the sidelines. Beat the status quo of Osamu Dazai.

"That boy, do you come to the mall for a holiday?" All Might said softly.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head when he heard this.

Have a holiday?

no!His vacation has just ended.Even if he appeared here, he was on a business trip at public expense.

But it seems impolite not to answer.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai replied: "Ah, no."

Almost as soon as the words fell, the sadness in All Might's eyes became more and more intense.

Osamu Dazai: ...What is this guy thinking about?

It has to be said that this sentence directly made All Might think that this child must have just escaped!After all, this child just arrived in Tokyo at first glance!

Think about it, an 18-year-old kid takes a tram and runs to a strange city to escape violence.It turned out that the strange city could not tolerate him and take him in, so he made the idea of ​​ending his life.

How pitiful... All Might thought silently.

But that's okay!Now that he has discovered this boy, he will definitely protect him!

Speaking of which-now 18-year-olds have to go to school, right?

Suddenly, he thought of Osamu Dazai's personality.

Although it doesn't have the ability to protect itself, being able to eliminate other people's personality itself is a big killer. It's a bug in itself!

In addition, he was invited by Xiongying, hoping that he would go to Xiongying to be a teacher.

If that's the case—it would be no problem for him to personally rescue a boy who fell into the darkness!

After all...he is All Might!

***

All Might is a man of great action.

After filtering the thoughts in his mind, he stretched out his hand and patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder.

"juvenile."

Osamu Dazai, who was thinking about what to eat later, turned his head, and saw All Might radiant, as if a layer of light had been restored to his body.

After lurking in the darkness for too long, seeing something like light, two words instantly crossed Dazai Osamu's heart.

[nausea]

The momentary absence did not affect what All Might said next.

"Young man! Are you interested in going to Xiongying's school?"

This is the hero that many people want to play!After all, this is a sacred place for cultivating heroes, and it is also the school he graduated from.

"I will personally vouch for you!"

Whoever it is.Even if it is a bad student with poor grades, once the word "All Might" is attached to it, even Xiongying's principal will think about it.

Not to mention - Osamu Dazai's talent is outstanding.

Facing the dazzling light cast by All Might, Osamu Dazai, who had not even finished elementary school and then became a mafia gang, fell into deep thought.

Gee.

This guy really imagined something messy!

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai chuckled, "Ah. I think you misunderstood."

Taking away the hand on the shoulder, Osamu Dazai continued to smile, "I am a gangster."

So does going to school have something to do with him!

All Might, who was slapped away, only had one sentence left in his mind at this moment - Oops!The child has gone astray!He has to save this boy!