Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

Cats like to rest in warm places.

If you have a cat at home, you will find that there is a cat growing on your keyboard!

Cats like hot places, even if it is sunny.

And ah... Qing is still a drowned cat!Seeing the motionless "warm" there, of course I have to come forward!

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After Osamu Dazai returned to the room, Haru who was hiding under the sofa quickly got out.

He shook the hair on his body, and felt that the hair on his body seemed to be puffed up.

After combing her hair, Qing went to the room in a rattling manner.

Cats have a lot of curiosity.

I didn't sleep well in the box before, because I was afraid that some bad guy would run over.But—now it's different.

Although this two-legged beast is not cute at all.

But, but this messy place is much better than a small box!

Before I knew it, I had reached the door.

In the darkness of night, nothing escapes the cat's eyes.

Qing just watched her Twoleg lying there motionless.It's like... the way other compatriots died.

Yes, [death].

Qing understands this meaning because the cat boss once told him.

[Death is a scary thing]

"Then what is death?"

[It is liberation, it is to leave the world you are in.But for relatives, it is quite scary. ]

"Then what is being alive?"

[Alive?It is for survival.No matter what kind of creature, alive always has its value. ]

"Then, how do you judge that a person is alive?"

[If you want to judge whether the other party is alive or not, you only need one method]

Qing Da Da Da ran over, leaned close to Dazai Osamu's head, and stretched out her little paw.

[That is to pat the other person's face with paws to see if there is heat]

Heat, degree, is it?

Haru patted Osamu Dazai's face lightly.

Well, how should I put it... The face of these two things is not furry at all, but soft, and it feels good to touch.

[Ah, of course.If you can’t tell by this method, then you can just paste it on the other person’s face]

"...Stick it? What, what should I do?"

[Sleep on the other person's face!If he is alive, he will definitely wake up! ]

At this moment, Qing was extremely sober.

What the cat boss once said kept echoing in his mind.

[Living is the most painful thing]

[But when you die, there is nothing left]

Sunny bit her teeth.

He didn't want the Twoleg to die.As for the reason...of course not!

In order to verify whether her Twolegs were dead or not, Haru tiptoed onto Dazai Osamu's body.He moved again, and lay down directly on the opponent's face.

It's sunny to keep the farmer's guess.

It seems... this feeling is also good!

Haru shook her ears happily, and even wanted to regard Osamu Dazai's face as his nest.

However, this idea did not materialize.

Osamu Dazai woke up straight away, not breathing smoothly.Immediately after waking up, he raised his hands and lifted Qing that was sticking to his face.

The moment I breathe in the fresh air, I feel that the world is beautiful.

Qing who was suddenly lifted up was startled.

Then I saw Twolegs waving its paws happily after waking up.

"Meow meow!" Hmph!It's great that you're still alive!Really, don't suddenly scare the cat!Even cats are timid!

Ah of course!He didn't say he was a coward!

"..."

Looking at Qing who was lively and fidgeting in his hands, Osamu Dazai suddenly realized that he had missed a chance to die, and the corner of his mouth curled up silently.

Well.

The death method of suffocation is very painful.

Early the next morning.

Qing Youyou woke up from Osamu Dazai's bed.

I had a good night's sleep.As for the two-legged beast Dazai Osamu... I don't know where it went so early in the morning.

Qing rolled twice on the bed, but just after stretching, she felt anxious.

Cats love to be clean.

Even during those few days in the box, Qing had arranged the site well.

just just...

Whoa, where the [toilet] is!

When Qing got up, he went on a rampage.And also left a strange trace on the floor.

After searching for a long time, Qing, who still couldn't find the toilet, found—Huh? !It seems, it seems to be all right!

No no!

Qing turned her head silently, looking at the fresh marks on the floor, the corners of her mouth trembling wildly.

He even wanted to cover his eyes with his claws.

he!He is a clean cat!How could such a thing be done!

Qing was so nervous that his pupils became dilated and he began to observe the surrounding situation.

He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he realized that there were no Twolegs moving around.

But, how to deal with this kind of thing?

Do you wipe it clean with your paws?

Qing lowered her head and glanced at her white gloves...then shook her head frantically.

Can't!Only this is not allowed!

Since my claws are not good enough, I can only use other things as wipes!

Qing immediately stared at the [bandage] not far away.The bandages had been removed and looked clean.

Qing walked over, stretched out her paw and hooked the bandage.

The bandage rolled up and down the ground twice, and a usable bandage was immediately stretched out.

Cats like to play with balls of thread best.

Although the bandage is a bit wide, cats who love to play will not mind these!

Qing began to output bandages crazily.

Flick your paws, bite with your teeth, and slap with your paws!

Before you know it, the bandage rolls are becoming less and less.

Qing stared at the bandage that suddenly snapped, and tilted her head in doubt.

baa!

Why are you gone all of a sudden!