Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

In fact, Qing didn't know what eating [cat meat] meant.But but—he knew that the things Twolegs ate were attractive, but he refused to eat them!

The reason is this.

His teeth were itchy, and he couldn't help biting Osamu Dazai's hand.

A kitten's teeth have not yet developed for long.During this time period, the feedback from the growing teeth will be felt almost every moment.

Then--

"Well, have you been bitten by a little guy like you?" Dazai Osamu poked Qing's young teeth and smiled, "It's a pity that your teeth are not sharp enough to kill me yet."

No, no, it's not normal to say that just letting a cat bite a person's finger with its teeth will not cause death.

Unless - you're a baby who can't crawl!After all, the immune system is poor.A little bit of bacteria can climb up and lead to various serious diseases.

Qing who was poked in the teeth:! ! !

Meow meow meow can't make a sound at all!What's up with you twolegged beast!Quickly pull out your fingers!

Qing frantically swiped the screen in her heart.

Perhaps Dazai Osamu noticed Haru's "uncomfortable" appearance, blinked his eyes, and quickly withdrew his hand.

Qing, who fell to the ground with a slap, immediately stretched out her claws, and frantically washed her face with saliva.

Meow Meow Meow feels a strange taste in my mouth, hurry up... Huh! ?

Sunny froze for a moment.

Why do you have to wash your face when your saliva is contaminated?

Moreover, washing your face will not purify your saliva!

Qing lowered her paws and grimaced.The figure of someone walking gracefully to the kitchen is reflected in the pupils.

Oh forget it!I'm hungry QAQ don't worry about this two-legged beast!

After all, the cat boss said - Twolegs are just like kittens!Um!He is a big cat so he is not a kitten!

If two-legged beasts and kittens are equated, then——now everything two-legged beasts do is for fun!

Well, that's right!

Qing happily flicked her tail and walked towards her food-finding bowl.Bow your head no baa baa.

Mmm!Delicious!

Mmm!He really is the best!

While eating, Qing could smell a pleasant smell.

Good, smell, de, taste, way.

It smells better than cat food!

Qing drooled and ran towards the kitchen.

The kitchen light was on, Qing poked her head out, maintained the [Secret Observation.jpg] movement, and began to shake her ears.

What are Twolegs doing!

smell good!It was a taste he had never tasted before!Qing waited and waited, only to see Dazai Osamu softly humming and humming, walking towards the living room with the cooked instant noodles in his hands.

Osamu Dazai was holding the fragrant instant noodles, and looked at Qing who was trying to be cute with her paws at her feet, and said with a smile, "Oh, instant noodles and ham sausage are a perfect match!"

Then, without looking back, I ignored poor Qing, sat cross-legged in front of the sofa, and started eating instant noodles with a smirk.

By the way, control the phone with one hand, and strive to be the worst teammate.

...So, the current scene has become like this.

Dazai played games while eating.

Haru tried to attract Osamu Dazai's attention with the softest voice.

Then--

"Meow, meow, what's going on with you two-legged beast! Do you know that! You are abusing cats like this!" Haru came to the side of Osamu Dazai angrily, stretched out her claws and tugged at the other's trouser legs.

"Meow!" Give him a bite!Let him taste this taste that he has never tried before!

Osamu Dazai continued to play the game, ignoring the crazy and cute Qing at his feet.

"...Ah, really!" Qing kicked her legs and jumped directly onto the table.Stretching out his paws to hold something shiny, he shook his beard majesticly and domineeringly.

Before he had time to call out, Osamu Dazai grabbed his paw and began to sell his teammates madly.

Qing tilted her head.

What, what is this doing?

Mobile phone screen, in the game scene.

Osamu Dazai took a bite of the sausage, held Haru's claw as if lazily, and then controlled his original role.

The mage who was still walking normally suddenly became ethereal, why is he so fat?

A teammate said silently: Brother, this is a 5v5 game!It's not a pc game for light work!

Another teammate said: ... Fuck, end the report directly!What spicy. Chicken!

Osamu Dazai smiled but said nothing.

Only the eye that emerged was frighteningly bright.

It has to be said that cats are very flexible.

Whether it's curling up in a crate or burrowing into a glass jar -- that's the kind of thing that's not difficult for nimble cats.

So ever.

This too confusing battle was won with the help of Qing's claws!

***

After eating, I also played a game.

Osamu Dazai let go of Haru's paw, and with the help of the phone's light, he saw the hair sticking to his hand clearly.

Is it shedding season?

No.

So--

Osamu Dazai raised his head, his eyes sparkling, "Hey, why don't I shave your hair off tomorrow!"

Although she didn't know what this sentence meant, but she intuitively felt that it was very dangerous, she quickly kicked away Dazai Osamu's hand, and crawled under the sofa.

Osamu Dazai glanced over to the sofa and paused.

"Tsk, it's really boring."

It's a rare time to rest [actually kicked out], and it's time to fall asleep soon.

He took off his coat and burrowed directly into the bed.

Osamu Dazai pressed the light next to him and closed his eyes.

The night is deep, breathing evenly.

Osamu Dazai thought: Will he fall asleep after a short sleep?The mystery that comes from death is so fascinating.

He thought happily of his own death plan.

Then... in the middle of the night, he was woken up by a cat.

How miserable.