[Football] Queen of the Hornets

"The citizens of Dortmund are not in good health, and many people fainted when they asked their idols to sign autographs" - "Dortmund Evening News"

The "Dortmund Evening News" introduced in detail the situation of the 20 people who fainted, 10 of them were girls under 20 years old, 6 were women in their 30s, 2 were middle-aged women, and [-] was an old woman. , the remaining one is unexpected is that this is a strong man!

It is understandable for those girls and women to faint!

The old lady can barely understand it!

But, that strong man, what's the matter with you?Is the body too weak?If it’s too empty, stay at home and don’t run around, the outside world is too dangerous!

It is said that the old lady had a history of heart disease and almost passed away after fainting. Fortunately, the doctor rescued her in time and rescued her from the death line.

Fortunately for Felix, there were no casualties in this incident, neither the old lady nor the strong man was injured.

After the Dortmund Evening News report, Felix's travel incident immediately attracted the attention of the world.

"Felix Travels in Armor, Still Gets Spotted by Fans" - "Kicker"

"Felix's new hairstyle, a new trend" - "Bild"

Three-year-old boy outwits Felix's disguise - The Sun

"Felix's new hairstyle is trending across Europe" - Daily Mail

"Mario's boobs were too big and it exposed Felix" - "Marca"

When Felix opened Facebook, he found that the number of fans had already exceeded 200 million.

"God, god, where did you buy your sunglasses? My boyfriend wants to buy one too."

These sunglasses are very ordinary, right?You fans must be trying to show your presence on purpose. You already knew about this kind of trivial matter by looking it up on the Internet, but now you are asking about it on Facebook.

"God, god, where did you buy your windbreaker? It's so handsome!"

This is the same as the one above, Armani’s new style, it’s sold in specialty stores, right?You obviously came here on purpose to create a sense of presence!

"God, god, which shop did you get your hair done?"

This is a secret, I don't tell anyone, not even my best friend, Mario.

"Male god, male god, I also want to make my breasts bigger, can I just eat meat as hard as Mario?"

You should go to Mario's Facebook to ask about this!Why did you come here to ask me?

"Male god, male god, I also want my female classmate to be fainted by my electric eye fans, do you have any secrets?"

Is this preparation fan x?Classmates, we will not do anything illegal!don't do it!

"..."

The next thing was to prepare the Christmas Eve dinner. Since there were only two people, Felix's grandfather didn't prepare too many dishes to avoid waste.

European Christmas is extraordinarily grand, and the streets and alleys are filled with a festive atmosphere. Even if the distance is far away, relatives usually come back for reunion.Therefore, the streets at Christmas are very deserted, and there are occasionally a few homeless drunks wandering outside.

Most families get together as a family, eat something, talk about something, don't care what delicacies you eat, the key is to have an opportunity all year round, the family get together, that's enough.

Felix's home is not as lively as other homes, but it is not lacking in warmth.

Grandpa looked at Felix's achievements today and smiled with relief. He believed that Felix's parents would be very happy to see this scene in heaven.

At night, when Felix is ​​bored, he looks through his Facebook.

"Lying innocently, please don't involve me in everything!" "

The last time I read it, I was too hasty to notice this article. This article was posted within a few minutes after Kaka posted it on Facebook.

Also, it seems like my fans are saying bad things about him?

As a result, Felix thought about it and became interested in this message. He carefully studied the messages of those fans, and clicked in from this message. He saw that this unknown person followed Real Madrid stars. Seeing this, Felix basically understood.

99% of this is that Ronaldo used the small account to leave a message. At that time, Ronaldo might not be happy to read it, but he didn't want to use the large size to appear narrow-minded, so he left the message with the small account.

As a result, Felix also discovered a problem. This message was sent on the night after the Spanish Derby. In that game, Felix had already known the result. Barcelona defeated Real Madrid 1-0 at home.

Therefore, it is not ruled out that Ronaldo is in a bad mood, and then he saw such a news, and he felt emotional.

Felix posted a message to remind some fanatical diehard fans to pay attention to their words so as not to offend others unintentionally.

"Thank you for your support, but when you support me next time, don't just mention other stars, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings! "

Then, Felix apologized on Ronaldo's Facebook. It was the fans who spoke outspokenly, which caused a misunderstanding.

Kaka saw Felix apologizing on Ronaldo's Facebook, and joked that Ronaldo was narrow-minded, and because of fans, he even blamed himself.

Ronaldo had already forgotten about this. After seeing the apology, he found that Felix was quite smart. He didn't expect to know that it was him who sent the message so soon.

"Haha, I almost forgot, you and Kaka seem to have interacted for a long time, tell me, how did you know each other?" - Cristiano Ronaldo.

Then, Kaka told the truth, and finally "warned" Ronaldo, respect my idol, and don't lose your temper casually.

"It's easy to say, easy to say, since you are Kaka's idol, then you are also my idol!" - Cristiano Ronaldo.

For these contents, Ronaldo avoids too many people watching, and still uses his trumpet to send out.

Of course Felix knew that Ronaldo was joking, but this matter was made a little joke, and the atmosphere of a little embarrassment disappeared.

……

After a peaceful and warm Christmas, Felix will go to training camp in a few days.

All Dortmund players will go to the Spanish coastal city of La Manga for winter break training.

The Dortmund team's training camp in La Manga, Spain is more like a relaxing vacation. They have been vacationing on this small Spanish island for many years... oh, no, it's a training camp.

The happiest person during the entire winter break was not Felix, nor Mario, nor Shaheen who had almost recovered from injury, but Dortmund coach Klopp.

Facing the injuries of many main players, I finally got a rare opportunity to recuperate. After this training camp, many players will recover from injuries. Therefore, the happiest person in the team is Klopp.

As early as when Klopp faced media questions, he mentioned more than once that he hoped that the winter break would come sooner.

Klopp is very pleased that the young players in the team are thriving and starting to make their mark in the Bundesliga.This shows that Dortmund's youth training is very healthy and the results are very fruitful.

This training camp was completely different from the usual rigorous training. The first class was arranged by the beach, as if to let everyone come to the beach to play.

The content of the training camp is also rich and varied. There is no tactical training at all, and some are only relaxed and comfortable.

Here, Felix is ​​playing a three-on-three confrontation with Mario Gotze, Hummels, Weidenfeller and others.

A few idle teammates were taking pictures, especially Shaheen, who had not fully recovered, even took on the role of photographer on the sidelines.

There are no goals here, only laughter and laughter.

Felix misses with a shot that hits Mario Gotze in the ass.

This scene was quickly photographed by Shaheen, and then posted on Facebook.

"Felix successfully hit Mario's ass, the first record! "——Shaheen.

A fan who followed both Felix's face and Shaheen's Facebook immediately left a message on Felix's Facebook.

"Male God, why are you so accurate?Feel bad for Mario's ass! "

"Mario, you catch the ball with your chest! "

"Mario, you have such a big chest, why do you use your butt to catch the ball? "

"God, God, the next ball must hit Mario's chest! "

"Male god, male god, come and catch the ball with your ass too!" "

……

After Mario Gotze was shot in the ass by Felix, he was thinking about "revenge".

Mario Gotze finally got a chance, and he quickly kicked the football towards Felix's ass.

After Felix saw Mario Gotze's movement, he quickly dodged, but the ball was too fast, and the football still hit Felix's leg.

After being kicked, Felix suddenly fell down on the beach in pain, and then hugged his thigh.

This frightened everyone, the team doctor and head coach Klopp stopped and looked at Felix.

Shaheen immediately posted the photo on Facebook, put down the camera in his hand after posting, and walked slowly towards Felix.

"Mario is eager for revenge" and accidentally injured Felix! - Shaheen

After seeing the news, the fans were all heartbroken, isn't Mario Goetzet too ruthless?It's just a joke, you're going to be ruthless!

"Mario, now you are punished to carry the male god to eat and go to the bathroom to take a bath!" "

"No, you can't go to the bathroom or take a shower. You can't let Mario take advantage of it. You can let Mario do other things behind your back." "

"Mario, I thought you were cute at first, but now I have to consider whether to continue to be your fan!" "

"Mario is too dark, goodbye!Don't send it!I'm going to fuck myself! "

"Mario, if my male god can't play in the next game, I will send you a blade! "

"Pray that the male god is not injured!" "

Many people are thinking, can't it be really hurt?

If you get injured in such a training camp, isn't your luck too bad?

Or did Mario Gotze kick the football too hard and hurt Felix?

That's pretty cool!

If Felix is ​​injured, Mario Gotze can't escape the responsibility, and maybe he will be punished by the head coach Klopp.

Mario Gotze is happy when he plays football.

hum!Felix, see if I don't kick your ass, you can't take care of yourself!

Of course, this statement is too exaggerated...

But when he saw Felix lying on the beach and was injured, Mario Gotze was dumbfounded, and then felt that he was all bad!

Mario Gotze quickly ran to Felix, then hugged Felix, and said: "Felix, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so hard! I'm sorry..."

"Mario, is it raining?" Felix looked up and saw tears dripping from Mario Gotze's eyes.

"I'm sorry..." Mario was still talking there, looking heartbroken.