[Football] Queen of the Hornets

"Mario, you are too hard, you didn't kick me, but you tried to strangle me, you are too hard!"

In fact, Felix will not be injured at all with the strength played by Mario Gotze, and the ball kicked by Mario Gotze is not much worse than the strength in the game. Although Felix is ​​not strong enough, Felix Si is not so vulnerable.

When Mario Gotze heard Felix say that he was not injured, he was stupid again.

However, now Felix is ​​still lying there in pain, how can he not be injured?

This is to see me cry, so comfort me, right?

"Felix, it's my fault. You don't need to comfort me. I'm sorry. From now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"Mario, I'm not dead, can you let me go first, let me take a breath, be good!"

Felix patted Mario Gotze lightly on the back, signaling him to let go.

"Oh!"

Mario Gotze let go of Felix after hearing it.

Seeing that Mario Gotze's eyes were still red and crying, Felix hugged Mario Gotze into his arms, and then put Mario Gotze's head on his chest, Gently stroking Mario Gotze's head.

"Mario, now calm down and hear clearly. Ahem... Me! No! Suffered! Injured!!!"

"Just now, you were obviously in pain!" Mario Gotze hadn't turned the corner yet. Although he saw that Felix's expression didn't look like he was injured, Felix was clearly injured and fell to the ground just now!

In fact, when Felix dodges, his movements are indeed a bit big, but such movements are not so easy to be injured. He is not a glass man, and he has no old injuries. How could he be so easily injured?

"Maybe I'm lucky. I was injured just now, but now I'm miraculously healed!" Felix said with a smile.

The other teammates just came over, and after hearing this, they were finally relieved, and then they scattered and continued to do their own things.

"Felix "Fake Injury", Mario made an oath in the trick! "——Shaheen.

Seeing the latest news, everyone's hanging hearts finally let go.

#Mario made what oath?Is it because you don't want to marry? #

What did #Mario say?Shaheen, make it clear! #

#Shaxin, did Mario say "I love you a quilt"! #

#No no no, Mario is not worthy of my male god! #

#Although Mario is very cute, but my male god is mine, so you are not allowed to fight with me! #

#Mario should thank God, I decided to let you go! #

#My prayer just now came true, great! #

#男神太力节23333333#

It took Mario Gotze a minute to realize that Felix was just pretending.

"Felix, you lied to me, it hurts my heart!"

Mario Gotze made an aggrieved expression.

"Mario, well, it's my fault. I wanted to joke with you. I didn't expect you to cry just now. I'm really touched!"

"It touched your head! Now I think about it, you just played me on purpose!"

After Mario Gotze finished speaking, he chased and wanted to hit Felix, but Felix was running away to prevent him from hitting him. The two gradually moved away from the sight of their teammates as they chased and fled.

"Mario, you just said, you can do whatever I tell you to do, stop now..."

After running desperately for a few minutes, Felix was a little out of breath, and stopped to ask Mario Gotze.

Mario Gotze was a little tired after chasing, so he also stopped.

"Felix, what do you want me to do?"

Mario Gotze gasped for breath, and then took a deep breath before speaking. It seemed that Mario Gotze was serious, and he was not ready to repent.

"Then help me do my laundry?" Felix said with a smile.

"Okay, but, that... Underpants and socks, you wash them yourself." Mario Gotze scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"Mario, of course this can't be done. Since I promised, I have to do it. I have to wash everything. We both know each other so well. Do you still care about this? Of course, as your reward, I will help you do a hairstyle next time." .”

Felix put his hands on his shoulders and said, it looks like a strange sorghum is inducing a little boy, but in fact the two are the same age, and Felix is ​​only a little older than Mario Gotze.

"Okay, deal!" Mario Gotze readily agreed.

Because of the hairstyle Felix helped him last time, Mario Gotze’s return rate increased greatly. Since the photos of the new hairstyle were posted on Facebook, the number of Mario Gotze’s fans has increased more than before More, his current number of fans has reached 100 million, and many new fans have expressed that they are conquered by his new hairstyle.

However, a few days later, Mario Gotze washed his hair once, and then the new hairstyle was gone. He went to the barber shop and let the barber fix it for a long time, but he couldn't get it done. He was so angry that he almost didn't pay.

It seems that only Felix can do this hairstyle.

So, helping Felix wash underwear and socks, Mario Gotze thinks it's okay.

When the teammates found out about Mario Gotze later, they all felt that Mario Gotze was too honest and Felix was too thieves. It was obvious that Felix "scammed" and ended up cheating Mario Gotze Helping him with his laundry is so unreasonable.

Fortunately, the relationship between Felix and Mario Gotze has always been very good, so the teammates are just joking in private, not serious.Because everyone thinks that Mario Gotze must be willing, even if there is no "fraudulent injury", Mario Gotze must be willing to do so.

Mario Gotze simply felt that this was not a disadvantage, since the training camp was only 10 days anyway.

Next, Felix and Mario Gotze continued to play. Mario Gotze picked up a fishing net from nowhere, and then set up the net to play beach net football.

Net football, as the name suggests, all the rules of tennis are used, except that the ball is used for football, and hands cannot be used. Except for hands, any part of the body can be used to catch the ball.

It was agreed that whoever loses three goals first will lose, but this time there is no bet, everything is ready, Felix and Mario Gotze stand on each side.

Mario Gotze served the ball first, he took the football and threw it forward lightly, then kicked it out with his foot.

The football fell near the bottom line, Felix picked it up with the back of his foot, and the football flew to Mario Gotze's side of the field.

Mario Gotze didn't wait for the football to fall, he took off directly into the air, and then kicked the football forcefully in the air, the football smashed diagonally and quickly hit Felix's crotch.

When Felix saw the football hit, he backed up quickly and was about to pick it with his toes, but he was slow and was scored by Mario Gotze first.

"Yeah!" Mario Gotze sprinted around the field with open arms after scoring.

"Mario, you are too insidious!" Felix shouted at Mario Gotze who was celebrating enthusiastically.

"Haha, Felix, come if you have the ability!"

"Okay, Mario, just wait and see!"

This time it was Felix's turn to kick-off, and the football kicked by Felix was kicked back by Mario Gotze. As a result, Felix suddenly rushed forward and smashed the header, hitting Mario Gotze's goal. on the chest.

"Yes! Mario, how is it? Doesn't it taste good?" Felix said happily.

Felix then scored two points in a row to beat Mario Gotze 3-1.

These three balls all successfully hit Mario Gotze's chest.

Shaheen took a picture of this scene and quickly posted it on Facebook.

"Mario failed to hit the crotch, and Felix staged a hat-trick of hitting the chest" - Shaheen.

Above are two photos, one is of Mario Gotze attacking the crotch, being dodged by Felix, and the other is of a football shot by Felix, which successfully hits Mario Gotze in the chest.

As soon as these two pictures and content came out, Felix's fans immediately got busy.

#男神strength crushes Mario! #

#我家男神's crotch, no one is allowed to smash it! #

#Mario cheapskate, if you don't agree with me, you will smash your crotch! #

#Mario's breasts were smashed by a male god with a football! #

#Mario is too dirty, this is self-inflicted! #

#Mario has proved by facts that the probability of being hit by a football with big breasts is even greater! #

During the 10-day continuation in La Manga, Dortmund played two warm-up matches with local amateur teams.

Felix started and came off the bench in two games.

In the first game, Felix played 70 minutes and scored a goal.

Because of this kind of warm-up match, you can only keep listening and looking for the feeling of the game, there is no technical content at all, so everyone played very relaxed.Felix found that if the official game is also played in this way, then his physical fitness will be no problem for 90 minutes, but this is impossible. There must be high-intensity confrontation in the official game.

Throughout the winter break, Mario Gotze gained weight again, a full two kilograms. Now he has been asked by his physical fitness coach to lose weight and lose the two kilograms he gained.

"Mario, your breasts are getting bigger again, hey..."

"Is there? Felix, I'm going to lose weight from now on. I really hope that my breasts can lose a little bit."

"I'm not optimistic about you, as long as you don't get bigger."

Felix smiled, shook his head, took a photo with Mario Gotze on his phone, and posted it on Facebook.

#Mario's boobs got bigger! #

#男神, stop hitting Mario's chest with a ball! #

#Mario, no matter how big your breasts are, we female fans feel ashamed! #

Vacation, uh... no!The training camp is finally over, and all Dortmund personnel set off to return home. After a few days of tactical training, Dortmund will welcome its first opponent after the winter break at the Westfalenstadion-Bremen.

There is a superstar in the Bremen team-Ozil. Ozil's current Bundesliga assists are far ahead of No.2, and he is a well-deserved assist king in the Bundesliga.

If there is no Ozil, Bremen's overall strength is not strong, at most it can only be considered in the middle and upper reaches of the Bundesliga, but with Ozil's assists, Bremen's overall strength has made a qualitative leap.

Ozil's high-profile performance has attracted the attention of many European giants. It is rumored that Real Madrid is preparing to bring Ozil to the Bernabeu after the end of the Bundesliga season.