Double Black Melaleuca Routine

Osamu Dazai is dead.

The first reaction of Zhongyuan Zhongye, who was on a business trip, after receiving the news was that this was probably another prank by that bastard guy, and it wasn't the first time he had pretended to be dead.

Last April Fool's Day, he also colluded with the leader and his subordinates to lie to him.

It made him sad a little bit.

Hang up the phone calmly.

continue working.

When I just picked up the pen and prepared to write the battle plan, I received a call from the boss. After Zhongya got through, he held the phone to his ear and continued to write non-stop: "Boss, what are your orders?"

They didn't speak for the first time.

Zhong also remembered that the leader had asked him to bring a small foreign dress to Alice, so he took the initiative to report: "The master has agreed to take the order urgently, and it should be finished when he returns."

"No."

Mori Ogai's voice over there was particularly heavy.

"Chuya-kun." He seemed to be weighing his words, and then he paused for a while before continuing: "You should have received news from Mr. Dazai...?"

Chuya nodded calmly: "Yes, I see."

He didn't take it seriously at all.

This meeting is still thinking about the battle plan in my mind.

There was silence for a while.

As if he had guessed something, he changed the tone of the order and said: "Nakaya-kun, hand over the work in hand to the person in charge over there. Come back as soon as possible, and you can still catch up with Dazai-kun's funeral."

beep...

Zhong also stopped writing and was a little dazed.

funeral?

This joke is a little too big.

The phone rang again.

This time it is Ozaki Momiji.

After connecting, he called out: "Elder Sister."

Koye Ozaki's voice over there was a little cautious: "Chuya, Dazai's matter...you know it?" There was deep worry in the tone.

The leader will fight with Dazai.

The eldest sister has always disliked Dazai, so it is impossible to make trouble with him.

So Dazai can't really...

No movement was heard, Ozaki Koyo became a little anxious: "Chuya?"

Zhong also felt that his throat was a little dry, he pulled the choker around his neck, and then a nasal voice escaped from his throat: "Well, I'm here."

Another moment of silence.

"When the bastard is dead, he won't let people live in peace..." Seemingly realizing that his tone was a little too much, he changed his tone bluntly: "Zhongye, you should come back first."

hang up the phone.

Chuya was stunned for a while before realizing that the news of Dazai's death might be true.

He stood up abruptly and rushed out.

I booked the air ticket directly on the way, and even the handover work was done by phone on the way to the airport.

on the plane.

The closer I get to Yokohama, the more restless I feel.

When the plane flew over Yokohama, he couldn't wait for the plane to land slowly and jumped directly from the sky.Regardless of the fact that there are many ordinary people on the street who use their supernatural powers to rush forward, the ground they pass is crushed into tiny cracks due to gravity.

As soon as I entered the Hong Kong Black Building, I noticed the difference.

Everyone's breath is particularly depressing.

Although they are a Mafia organization, their daily work atmosphere is serious and they will not be as silent as they are now.

The air is a little suffocating.

A subordinate came up to greet him: "Central Plains cadre, the leader asked me to take you there." His voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing anything, and he lowered his head so that he didn't dare to look directly.

Nakaya's eyes lingered on the white flower on his chest for a moment.

The white ones are a bit dazzling.

All the way to a certain auditorium-like place, surrounded by people in black suits with white flowers on their chests, all standing in a row with solemn expressions.When they saw him coming, they consciously gave way.

"Mr. Zhongye."

Mori Ogai said hello.

There were also some rude people in the middle who didn't respond immediately, but strode to the ice coffin in the center.

The people lying inside are both familiar and unfamiliar.

Dazai's appearance should have been tidied up by the mortician, and there were no visible scars on the outside.The gloomy aura that used to carry around his body like the black mud of the abyss is now peaceful and peaceful, which is not like him.

Different from the usual black.

At this time, he was lying in the flowers in a white suit, and he even felt a little holy.

Blinked.

Nakaya took off his gloves and reached out to touch Dazai's face, it was bitingly cold, his fingers moved from the nose to the neck and then to the heart.

No breath, no pulse, no heartbeat.

Inexplicable.

All the anxieties I felt before coming were gone.

There is only one emotion left in my heart: "I'm really dead."

Dazai lived a very miserable life since they met, and would commit suicide from time to time. As a partner, he couldn't leave him alone, which caused him a lot of trouble.

Dazai committed suicide many times without success.

It would be unreal to see him lying quietly in the coffin.

"Zhongye."

Koyo Ozaki took a step forward and stared closely at Chuya's expression, trying to see through something.

The two children did not deal with each other from the beginning.

Noisiness is normal, and occasionally they will be cruel to each other as if they are life and death enemies, but the two people who hate each other like this have absolute trust that can give their lives to each other.

"Sister, I'm fine."

Naka also recovered from the unreal touch.

There was no expression on his face.No sadness, no joy, just as calm as facing the news of the death of a stranger.

Too calm but somewhat abnormal.

What Hongye wanted to say was stopped by Mori Ogai shaking his head, so he could only suppress his worries and wait for the matter to pass.

The funeral continues.

Zhong also acted very calm throughout.

The funeral is over.

Mori Ogai wanted to give him a vacation: "Chuya-kun rest for a few days..."

Zhong also shook his head and refused: "I'm fine."

He is really fine.

There is no joy or sorrow in my heart, and there is even a sense of relief that the perennial illness has finally been eliminated.

Mori Ogai didn't see anything and didn't know what to imagine, so he didn't force it: "Then Nakaya-kun, let's go back first." After attending the ceremony, there is nothing left.

Dazai longs for death.

Or the kind of utter death.

He even wanted to obliterate the existence of the concept of 'Dazai Osamu'.I once said that if I died, I would just burn my ashes and throw them in the sea of ​​Yokohama to be eaten clean by fish.

No tombstones.

That way no one remembers him.

"Hmm." Zhong also didn't insist on going through the motions.

He is very tired now.

Physically, I didn’t have much rest for a few days on a business trip abroad, and I was really tired after flying all the way back to attend the funeral and tossing another day.

Return to your current residence.

Nakaya didn't have the strength or mood to take a shower now, so he walked straight to the bedroom.He wants to sleep for a while, and wait for him to wake up to talk about everything.

Opened the bedroom door and walked in.

"Fuck!"

Zhong couldn't help but burst into a rough sentence.

He stared wide-eyed at someone who shouldn't exist.

Count the time.

This person who should have been sent to the crematorium to be burned was actually lying on his bed!As if startled by his voice, Osamu Dazai on the bed opened his eyes fucking!

"Chung Ye?"

He can talk!

Osamu Dazai was a little puzzled: "Why do you look like a ghost?"

Isn't it just hell!

Nakaya's original inner peace was all shattered at this moment and burst out, and the flames of anger of being deceived and played burst out in his eyes.

He said angrily: "It really is your conspiracy!" The heart that seemed to have nothing before was beating violently.

Osamu Dazai had an innocent face: "Huh?"

What did he do again?

You are innocent!

Zhong Ye's angry body was faster than his brain, and he directly punched him with his fist.Don't ask, he just wants to kill Osamu Dazai and send him to the crematorium to feed him to the fish!

joke.

How heavy is the dwarf's fist.

He might die from this angry punch. Osamu Dazai predicted his partner's attack trajectory and wanted to roll down from the other bed to avoid it, but he was pulled back abruptly when he turned halfway over. At this time, Chuya's fist also dropped.

bump--

A loud bang.

Osamu Dazai and Chuya looked at the scrapped bed and looked at each other in dismay.

Just now.

Chuya's fist directly penetrated Dazai's body and landed directly on the bed, and then the attached gravity crushed the bed with a loud noise.

"you……"

Chuya waved again with a startled expression.

Osamu Dazai seemed to know what he wanted to confirm and didn't move, Chuya's hand directly penetrated his chest.He obviously looks like a big living person, but there is no real feeling in his hands.

The atmosphere fell into silence.

Dazai reacted quickly, he first said happily: "Hey, I'm dead?" Then his face sank again: "Why didn't I die completely!"

Chuya is really not motivated now, and he didn't even want to complain, but just rolled his eyes.

Sure enough, the disaster will last for thousands of years.

Dazai looked around and asked again: "I remember committing suicide by drowning in the water before, why is it in Chuya's room?"

"I don't know." Zhongya sat down on the ground and leaned against the scrapped bed. After a day of tension, he suddenly relaxed. All his strength was exhausted, and his voice was weak: "I just flew back from abroad and finished participating in the competition. Your funeral."

"Your body is being sent to the crematorium before you return."

Dazai thought for a while: "Maybe it's because my body is still there. If I burn to ashes, I will probably disappear." After speaking, he lay down on the ground, posing in the same posture as in the coffin.

The expression is expectant.

Zhong also opened his mouth and closed it again.

There are many things I want to say in my heart, but it seems that there is no need to say it after thinking about it.

Ah Piao just waited alone.

An hour later, Dazai opened his eyes: "Chuya, call the crematorium and ask if there is any delay, and by the way, urge them to burn me to ashes as soon as possible!"

Zhong Ye: "..."

Too many slots.

He rolled his eyes and took out his mobile phone to make a call to inquire.

Dazai leaned over to listen.

I just heard that the subordinates over there thought that this side had changed their minds, and replied cautiously: "The cremation has been completed, and the ashes have also been scattered into the sea in Yokohama according to Dazai-sama's last words."

hang up the phone.

The atmosphere fell into silence again.

After a while, Dazai seemed to think of something and said with a longing tone: "Aren't ghosts afraid of the sun, tomorrow I will stand in the sun and see if it can disappear."

Zhong also "tsk": "That's the only way."

The bed in the master bedroom couldn't sleep.

He recovered from the rest just now, and he stood up and planned to go to the second bedroom to sleep: "Then you just wait here, and disappear as soon as the sun rises tomorrow!"

As he spoke, he walked straight towards the door.

After taking two steps, Dazai shouted, "Stop, Chuya."

Zhong also didn't want to pay attention to Dazai, but his body stopped reflexively, turned around and frowned and asked: "You are dead, can't you let me live in peace!"

Dazai didn't argue with him.

He walked backwards, and then when he walked out of the range of about one meter, he suddenly staggered and rushed forward.

Zhong also saw that something was wrong.

Dazai didn't so much stand still just now, it was more like being forcibly pulled over.

This time the change also retreated.

As expected, Dazai was pulled over when he was about one meter away.

Both of them had ugly expressions.

Dazai realizes that he may not be able to die for a while, and Chuya has a premonition that he may be in trouble.

After a while.

Dazai suddenly said angrily, "It's all your fault, Chuya!"

Zhong also got angry: "Ha, don't care about me!"

Dazai drew the distance between the two: "1.6 meters!"

Chuya: "!!!"

"Fuck!"