Double Black Melaleuca Routine

After repeated testing of various methods.

Neither can be separated.

Dazai is now a spirit body that can penetrate the real body. Even if there are walls and glass among them, as long as they exceed the range of 1.6 meters, they will be forcibly pulled to Chuya's side.

Besides.

Nakaya even tested the experiment of 'as long as I run fast enough, you can't catch me'. Unfortunately, no matter how fast he runs, Dazai will still passively stay within the 1.6-meter range centered on him.

Not dead but also lost freedom.

Dazai's face was so gloomy that water could drip.He is a ghost now, and when he is angry, he really feels a bit ghostly.

Zhong Ye's face is also not good.

It sucks to be forced to bond with Dazai after all are dead!

Even more ironic.

Unbelievable, he actually used a tape measure to measure the maximum distance between them, trying to break the scapegoat that Dazai had blamed on him, but the result was particularly heart-wrenching.

Changed a few rulers.

All are exactly 1.6 meters.

"Look, it's Chuya's fault!" Dazai said angrily, "If it's my fault, then the distance should be 1.8 meters!"

As he spoke, he gestured to the height between the two of them.

Being held in the pot also satirizes his height.

Zhong Ye suddenly exploded with anger: "Ha!"

"None of my business!"

"I was still abroad when you died!"

Zhong Ye became more and more angry.

"You're dead and go straight to hell, what are you doing here at my house!" God knows he thought he finally got rid of the torture of his dog partner, he attended the funeral, and he can still see his mood when he returns home!

Dazai is also angry.

The long-cherished wish has finally come true.

After finally succeeding in committing suicide, he thought that he could get rid of this decayed and oxidized world and sleep forever. Who knew that he would continue to be bound to the annoying little dwarf even if he was not completely dead.

"It sucks!"

"Today is the worst day of my life," Dazai said.

Zhong also laughed angrily.

"Today is also the worst day in my life." Especially now that if you want to kill him, you can't do it because the other party is a spirit body.

There will be silence.

Dazai thought of something and asked with a disgusted expression: "It is also because you have obsession with me that I can't rest in peace!"

"Ouch!" Zhong also retched.

A disgusted expression like eating flies in the rice appeared on his face: "I wish you would die early..." Thinking of the fact that the person is already dead, he changed his words: "I wish you would die cleanly, so don't hurt me anymore!"

Dazai was also disgusted.

He changed the way of asking: "Did you do something to my dead body? That's why I appeared in your house."

Chuya immediately wanted to refute but was stunned.

He actually touched Dazai's body.

But: "I only tested your breathing, pulse and heartbeat to confirm whether you are really dead." The rest just participated in the funeral ceremony with everyone and did nothing.

Dazai doesn't care.

He decided it was Zhongye's fault: "It must be Zhongye's fault!"

"If you don't touch me, I'm going to die!"

China does not accept this pot.

He retorted: "Fart! Those who collected your body, those who changed your shroud, and the embalmers who arranged your remains all touched your body before me. Why don't you follow them home!"

Dazai: "..."

When Dazai thought of strangers touching him, even a corpse like rotten flesh felt sick.

Both were disgusted.

Temporary truce.

Zhong also didn't want to quarrel with Dazai: "Wait for dawn." Pray that the sunlight can really purify his innocent soul.

Dazai also knew that it was useless to keep arguing, so he became quiet.

Zhong also walked to the bathroom: "You are not allowed to come in while standing outside." They were sweating and uncomfortable during the test just now, quarreling and wasting energy, and now they just want to wash up and go to sleep.

"I do not!"

Dazai can't beat his confident action now.

Zhongye's anger came up again: "Look at me taking a bath, are you a pervert!?"

"It's like you haven't seen me take a shower!"

When they were 15 years old, Mr. Mori forced them to live in a dormitory on the grounds that you were partners and wanted to cultivate a relationship.At that time, the accommodation conditions were not very good, and the bathroom was shared.They even squeezed together in the same bathtub in order to take a bath first.

Dazai wanted to take a bath too.

He has cleanliness.

But now that the spirit body can't be washed, I don't want the dwarf to take a bath comfortably.

"Fuck you!"

Chuu was also torn between whether to ignore Dazai's stare and choose to take a bath, or to endure not washing until the sun came out tomorrow to purify him, and he chose the latter.

Go back to the second bedroom.

Dazai started to do it again, he opened a gap between his index finger and thumb and said, "Little Nakaya doesn't need to sleep on a bed as big as two meters, it's better to sleep on the floor!"

"This is my bed!"

Zhong also refused: "You are a ghost now and you don't feel it. It's like sleeping on the ground, you sleep on the ground!"

"Feel in my heart!"

Dazai floated directly to the bed and lay down: "I feel comfortable on the bed!"

Zhong also sees that he just doesn't want to feel better for himself.

He is not as good as Dazai Wish.

Pulling out a chair and going to a corner of the room to sit down, Dazai was forced to get off the bed.Nakaya sat comfortably on the chair, saw Dazai who was caught off guard and pulled over, lying on the ground and sneered.

"Ah!"

Dazai also sneered and sat up.

Be quiet for a while.

But as long as Nakaya wanted to fall asleep, Dazai would sing "Uneasy" in his ear, and he couldn't hit him. In the end, the two of them could only stare at each other until dawn.

see the sun.

Chuya showed a look of relief, while Dazai walked over with anticipation.

Open your hands and bask in the sun.

After a while it still hasn't disappeared, he frowned and said, "Chuya, the power through the glass may not be enough, let's go outside."

Zhong also wanted this workman to disappear quickly, so he agreed.

However, standing in the sun, Dazai not only did not disappear, but became even more energetic.

silence.

Dazai had a vicious expression on his face: "It's all your fault, Chuya." He said in a harsh tone: "As long as I don't disappear for a day, you don't want to have a good day!"

Chuya: "!!!"

"Fuck!"