Even Dazai can't think of it
Chapter 58
— On purpose, absolutely on purpose!
Osamu Dazai definitely knew from the beginning that she was looking for a hotel!Saying he didn't do it on purpose is like a cat pushing the water glass off the table in front of you, snatching the water in your water glass in front of you, and then meowing like a baby and saying it wasn't intentional after being discovered!
If it wasn't intentional, I'd screw your head off! !
"You, you did it on purpose!" Hatsusaki's face bulged with anger, "It was definitely on purpose! When we met in the afternoon, you definitely knew that I was looking for a hotel to stay in!"
"Eh, is that so?" Dazai Osamu asked back very lightly, his eyes slid over the girl's bulging cheeks, and then he turned his head to Odasaku as if avoiding something, and said as if seeking approval , "Just because I saw you today, I want to catch up with you. Odasaku also thinks the same way? ... It's been four years since then."
If you haven't experienced it yourself, you will never understand what four years really means——
Even if you only restrain yourself from recalling the previous encounters in the past two years, four years are enough for people to engrave the memory of each encounter in their minds.
"Well," Oda Sakunosuke just looked at Hatsusaki quietly, and he responded softly, "Sitting together and chatting like this is already four years ago, Saki."
Hatsusaki didn't quite understand: "Even though you said that, you will have a chance to meet each other every day? Can you find another time when everyone is free to reminisce about the old days?"
"..." Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his upright index finger, coaxing, "Isn't everyone free now? Then let's go to Lupin for a drink later! It's best to drink late at night Opportunity!"
Hatsusaki: "..."
"But I still need to find a hotel." Although Osamu Dazai said that there are many tourist groups recently, considering that Osamu Dazai can lie to ghosts, Hatsumi decided to struggle again, "If you search on the Internet now, there must be somewhere The hotel still has vacancies!"
"Well, it's true. After all, it's not the peak tourist season after all. Although there are unexpectedly many guests today," Osamu Dazai admitted very frankly, and then his voice changed, and the ending was dragged out, "But The nearby hotels with better security may have been booked out long ago, and now we can book a hotel with vacant rooms and good security...Even if it is Saki, it may take at least an hour to find it, right?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Osamu Dazai meant something: "My house is only half an hour away from here at most."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "There is fresh Coke at home, why not drink Coke tonight at my house to reminisce about old times - if you come to my house, Odasaku doesn't have to worry about being dragged by the old woman downstairs tomorrow morning An hour's worth of heart."
Oda Sakunosuke was slightly taken aback, then he nodded, and said with an untroubled expression: "Ah, that's true, Kunikida has talked to me many times... but there is nothing I can do about it."
"It's because you always have this expression, Odasaku, that's why those people keep pulling you to chat." Osamu Dazai seemed to shake his head helplessly, but his eyes showed that he thought this matter was very interesting.The black-haired young man turned half a circle, leaned back slightly, and showed a lovely smile, "How are you thinking, Saki?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki looked like an angry hamster, she turned her head away sullenly: "Didn't you make the arrangements clearly?"
Atsushi Nakajima didn't know what to say about the reunion conversation between the three after a long absence. He stared at the girl who hadn't changed at all from his memory, and comforted her dryly, "You, are you okay...?"
"...it's okay." Hatsusaki lay down on the table without hesitation, then Dazai Osamu picked her up from the chair like a cat, carefully put it on the ground, and then patted her on the head like a compliment .
Hatsusaki was confused: "?????"
Before she regained her composure, Oda Sakunosuke reached out and touched her head, and then Osamu Dazai pushed her out of the store from behind, and said to Atsushi Nakajima behind him in a drawn-out voice: "One person, be careful. Safe oh dun—”
There was a panicked response from the white-haired boy from behind.
The three of them walked quietly on the street, Osamu Dazai still had the cute expression that seemed to be very happy before, he happily hummed a ditty he made up himself, as if there were only a few sentences back and forth.
Blown by the night wind, Hatsusaki recovered from her bewildered expression, she stared sullenly at the black-haired young man, and said in a reproachful tone: "You are still the same teaser, Dazai, Nothing has changed in four years."
"..." Osamu Dazai seemed to be stunned for a moment, and the cheerful ditty stopped. He looked down at the top of the girl's head, as if feeling very emotional, "Hasn't changed in four years.... Compared with me and Oda Tsukuru, You haven't changed at all."
Compared to guesses like resurrection from the dead or gods being summoned to this world again, the girl in front of him is more like a hallucination that came out of his memory, no matter in any respect, it has not changed from Hatsusaki four years ago.
——If it hadn’t been confirmed with disqualification in the world.
When Osamu Dazai said this, his tone was soft and low, and even the atmosphere froze for a moment. Hatsusaki just wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, when Osamu Dazai's voice became cheerful again, and said as if he meant something : "Height, hair... all the parts that can grow have not changed at all, Saki, in this respect, it is exactly the same as Chuya."
Hatsusaki: "..."
She has already passed the growth period, of course she will not grow any longer!And why the meaningful pause for so long! ?Hatsusaki suspects that Osamu Dazai is in the connotation, although she has no proof.
What's more, she came directly from four years ago, how could there be any changes!If it wasn't for the fact that she bought new clothes because of her injury, even her clothes would be exactly the same as four years ago!
Oda Sakunosuke seemed to have just discovered this, turned his head and scanned her from top to bottom carefully, with a surprised expression on his face: "Looking at it this way, compared with four years ago, there is indeed no change .”
Hatsaki: "...Odasaku, don't learn from Dazai Osamu!"
As soon as she finished saying this, she heard the system couldn't help laughing: "...Pfft."
Hatsusaki seemed to have bumped into a scene where her best friend said bad things about herself: "??? You actually laughed! Why are you laughing! Why are you laughing!?"
The system laughed unabashedly "hahaha" several times, then he looked at the shocked and aggrieved Hatsusaki, and explained solemnly: "That sound was not a laughing sound just now, it was a bug caused by a pronouncing disorder."
"...Ah, that's right," Hatsusaki said calmly, "I'm a professional bug fixer. I've been in the industry for 3 minutes, and everything I've used is good. Come to the door. Service. The small hammer is forty and the big hammer is eighty. May I ask what you need? How many hammers?"
The system sneered: "You can beat it casually, anyway, you will pay for the new mobile phone."
Hatsusaki: "... Grass!"
"Okay, okay, what I just said is true, I'm not lying." The procedural disorder is true, but it's true that he wants to laugh, and he didn't say that the procedural disorder is the vocal cord program of pronunciation.
The system added a sentence in his heart, and then continued, "I am collecting information to compare the similarity between the world lines, and judge the completion method of this world line from the similarity - now it seems that it should be you, the user Complements the hub and spoke."
"Oh, oh," Hatsusaki nodded very seriously, and said honestly, "What do you mean, I don't understand."
System: "...I know you don't understand, so I'm thinking about how to explain it simply."
However, explaining to humans that this kind of thing really does not exist in the code of the system source program, the system pondered for a while in distress.
"Ah... how should I put it, let's put it simply, the two world lines are fused with you as the center and with you as the starting point to complete the logic chain. The memories of people who have intersection with you will be due to the inherent It is automatically adjusted by the completion mechanism of the system," the system explained, "For example, if you do something, but because the two world lines conflict, this thing will be replaced in other people's memory, or moved to For another period of time, what happened to you a few days ago may have been happening for years in their memory."
"I-I always think it's so complicated... Is there no more detailed manual?" Hatsusaki was a little dizzy after hearing this, but the manual in the mall only had the method of use and no explanation of the specific fusion process, so she had to work hard to understand Clarify the logic of this paragraph, "This means..."
Hatsusaki paused for a while: "For example, Don, I helped him when I first came to this world, but the time when I helped him conflicted with the time when I disappeared in another world line, that is to say, in Dun In my memory, it is possible that I did not help him after he came to Yokohama, but at a certain point in the past when there was no conflict?"
Seeing that Hatsusaki figured this out, the system breathed a sigh of relief, and put a bunch of speeches in the background, lifted a corner of the phosphor screen to wipe off the sweat from the projection, and said with relief: "That's right! That's it."
Hatsusaki nodded ignorantly, and confirmed again: "That means when I got along with them before—"
Hatsusaki: "...wait a minute."
Hatsusaki suddenly realized a very scary fact, this fact made her heart beat like a ghost after seeing Kuro Shizai, she raised her hand tremblingly: "I, I have a problem, what about Dazai, How did Osamu Dazai’s memory merge?! It’s impossible for Buteizai’s memory to be transferred to Kuro Tokizai!?”
No matter how logical this is, it doesn't make sense!Most of the times they met were when Osamu Dazai was working, no matter how much this kind of memory can be made up, it is impossible to make up for Hei Shizai!
"Hey... that's true," the system continued without waiting for Hatsusaki to heave a sigh of relief, "but his ability is unqualified in the world, maybe the correction of the world line will have some wonderful effects on him? For example, there are two Line memory?"
Hatsaki: "... two lines of memory?"
Hatsusaki couldn't help recalling the few scenes of getting along with Buteizai in his distant memory——
Monitors, death warnings, suspected wishes for xxoo and ooxx, marriage lines and love lines, multiple boats (attempts) on the scene.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Tell me about the old days! !Just let her die! !
Osamu Dazai definitely knew from the beginning that she was looking for a hotel!Saying he didn't do it on purpose is like a cat pushing the water glass off the table in front of you, snatching the water in your water glass in front of you, and then meowing like a baby and saying it wasn't intentional after being discovered!
If it wasn't intentional, I'd screw your head off! !
"You, you did it on purpose!" Hatsusaki's face bulged with anger, "It was definitely on purpose! When we met in the afternoon, you definitely knew that I was looking for a hotel to stay in!"
"Eh, is that so?" Dazai Osamu asked back very lightly, his eyes slid over the girl's bulging cheeks, and then he turned his head to Odasaku as if avoiding something, and said as if seeking approval , "Just because I saw you today, I want to catch up with you. Odasaku also thinks the same way? ... It's been four years since then."
If you haven't experienced it yourself, you will never understand what four years really means——
Even if you only restrain yourself from recalling the previous encounters in the past two years, four years are enough for people to engrave the memory of each encounter in their minds.
"Well," Oda Sakunosuke just looked at Hatsusaki quietly, and he responded softly, "Sitting together and chatting like this is already four years ago, Saki."
Hatsusaki didn't quite understand: "Even though you said that, you will have a chance to meet each other every day? Can you find another time when everyone is free to reminisce about the old days?"
"..." Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his upright index finger, coaxing, "Isn't everyone free now? Then let's go to Lupin for a drink later! It's best to drink late at night Opportunity!"
Hatsusaki: "..."
"But I still need to find a hotel." Although Osamu Dazai said that there are many tourist groups recently, considering that Osamu Dazai can lie to ghosts, Hatsumi decided to struggle again, "If you search on the Internet now, there must be somewhere The hotel still has vacancies!"
"Well, it's true. After all, it's not the peak tourist season after all. Although there are unexpectedly many guests today," Osamu Dazai admitted very frankly, and then his voice changed, and the ending was dragged out, "But The nearby hotels with better security may have been booked out long ago, and now we can book a hotel with vacant rooms and good security...Even if it is Saki, it may take at least an hour to find it, right?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Osamu Dazai meant something: "My house is only half an hour away from here at most."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "There is fresh Coke at home, why not drink Coke tonight at my house to reminisce about old times - if you come to my house, Odasaku doesn't have to worry about being dragged by the old woman downstairs tomorrow morning An hour's worth of heart."
Oda Sakunosuke was slightly taken aback, then he nodded, and said with an untroubled expression: "Ah, that's true, Kunikida has talked to me many times... but there is nothing I can do about it."
"It's because you always have this expression, Odasaku, that's why those people keep pulling you to chat." Osamu Dazai seemed to shake his head helplessly, but his eyes showed that he thought this matter was very interesting.The black-haired young man turned half a circle, leaned back slightly, and showed a lovely smile, "How are you thinking, Saki?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki looked like an angry hamster, she turned her head away sullenly: "Didn't you make the arrangements clearly?"
Atsushi Nakajima didn't know what to say about the reunion conversation between the three after a long absence. He stared at the girl who hadn't changed at all from his memory, and comforted her dryly, "You, are you okay...?"
"...it's okay." Hatsusaki lay down on the table without hesitation, then Dazai Osamu picked her up from the chair like a cat, carefully put it on the ground, and then patted her on the head like a compliment .
Hatsusaki was confused: "?????"
Before she regained her composure, Oda Sakunosuke reached out and touched her head, and then Osamu Dazai pushed her out of the store from behind, and said to Atsushi Nakajima behind him in a drawn-out voice: "One person, be careful. Safe oh dun—”
There was a panicked response from the white-haired boy from behind.
The three of them walked quietly on the street, Osamu Dazai still had the cute expression that seemed to be very happy before, he happily hummed a ditty he made up himself, as if there were only a few sentences back and forth.
Blown by the night wind, Hatsusaki recovered from her bewildered expression, she stared sullenly at the black-haired young man, and said in a reproachful tone: "You are still the same teaser, Dazai, Nothing has changed in four years."
"..." Osamu Dazai seemed to be stunned for a moment, and the cheerful ditty stopped. He looked down at the top of the girl's head, as if feeling very emotional, "Hasn't changed in four years.... Compared with me and Oda Tsukuru, You haven't changed at all."
Compared to guesses like resurrection from the dead or gods being summoned to this world again, the girl in front of him is more like a hallucination that came out of his memory, no matter in any respect, it has not changed from Hatsusaki four years ago.
——If it hadn’t been confirmed with disqualification in the world.
When Osamu Dazai said this, his tone was soft and low, and even the atmosphere froze for a moment. Hatsusaki just wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, when Osamu Dazai's voice became cheerful again, and said as if he meant something : "Height, hair... all the parts that can grow have not changed at all, Saki, in this respect, it is exactly the same as Chuya."
Hatsusaki: "..."
She has already passed the growth period, of course she will not grow any longer!And why the meaningful pause for so long! ?Hatsusaki suspects that Osamu Dazai is in the connotation, although she has no proof.
What's more, she came directly from four years ago, how could there be any changes!If it wasn't for the fact that she bought new clothes because of her injury, even her clothes would be exactly the same as four years ago!
Oda Sakunosuke seemed to have just discovered this, turned his head and scanned her from top to bottom carefully, with a surprised expression on his face: "Looking at it this way, compared with four years ago, there is indeed no change .”
Hatsaki: "...Odasaku, don't learn from Dazai Osamu!"
As soon as she finished saying this, she heard the system couldn't help laughing: "...Pfft."
Hatsusaki seemed to have bumped into a scene where her best friend said bad things about herself: "??? You actually laughed! Why are you laughing! Why are you laughing!?"
The system laughed unabashedly "hahaha" several times, then he looked at the shocked and aggrieved Hatsusaki, and explained solemnly: "That sound was not a laughing sound just now, it was a bug caused by a pronouncing disorder."
"...Ah, that's right," Hatsusaki said calmly, "I'm a professional bug fixer. I've been in the industry for 3 minutes, and everything I've used is good. Come to the door. Service. The small hammer is forty and the big hammer is eighty. May I ask what you need? How many hammers?"
The system sneered: "You can beat it casually, anyway, you will pay for the new mobile phone."
Hatsusaki: "... Grass!"
"Okay, okay, what I just said is true, I'm not lying." The procedural disorder is true, but it's true that he wants to laugh, and he didn't say that the procedural disorder is the vocal cord program of pronunciation.
The system added a sentence in his heart, and then continued, "I am collecting information to compare the similarity between the world lines, and judge the completion method of this world line from the similarity - now it seems that it should be you, the user Complements the hub and spoke."
"Oh, oh," Hatsusaki nodded very seriously, and said honestly, "What do you mean, I don't understand."
System: "...I know you don't understand, so I'm thinking about how to explain it simply."
However, explaining to humans that this kind of thing really does not exist in the code of the system source program, the system pondered for a while in distress.
"Ah... how should I put it, let's put it simply, the two world lines are fused with you as the center and with you as the starting point to complete the logic chain. The memories of people who have intersection with you will be due to the inherent It is automatically adjusted by the completion mechanism of the system," the system explained, "For example, if you do something, but because the two world lines conflict, this thing will be replaced in other people's memory, or moved to For another period of time, what happened to you a few days ago may have been happening for years in their memory."
"I-I always think it's so complicated... Is there no more detailed manual?" Hatsusaki was a little dizzy after hearing this, but the manual in the mall only had the method of use and no explanation of the specific fusion process, so she had to work hard to understand Clarify the logic of this paragraph, "This means..."
Hatsusaki paused for a while: "For example, Don, I helped him when I first came to this world, but the time when I helped him conflicted with the time when I disappeared in another world line, that is to say, in Dun In my memory, it is possible that I did not help him after he came to Yokohama, but at a certain point in the past when there was no conflict?"
Seeing that Hatsusaki figured this out, the system breathed a sigh of relief, and put a bunch of speeches in the background, lifted a corner of the phosphor screen to wipe off the sweat from the projection, and said with relief: "That's right! That's it."
Hatsusaki nodded ignorantly, and confirmed again: "That means when I got along with them before—"
Hatsusaki: "...wait a minute."
Hatsusaki suddenly realized a very scary fact, this fact made her heart beat like a ghost after seeing Kuro Shizai, she raised her hand tremblingly: "I, I have a problem, what about Dazai, How did Osamu Dazai’s memory merge?! It’s impossible for Buteizai’s memory to be transferred to Kuro Tokizai!?”
No matter how logical this is, it doesn't make sense!Most of the times they met were when Osamu Dazai was working, no matter how much this kind of memory can be made up, it is impossible to make up for Hei Shizai!
"Hey... that's true," the system continued without waiting for Hatsusaki to heave a sigh of relief, "but his ability is unqualified in the world, maybe the correction of the world line will have some wonderful effects on him? For example, there are two Line memory?"
Hatsaki: "... two lines of memory?"
Hatsusaki couldn't help recalling the few scenes of getting along with Buteizai in his distant memory——
Monitors, death warnings, suspected wishes for xxoo and ooxx, marriage lines and love lines, multiple boats (attempts) on the scene.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Tell me about the old days! !Just let her die! !
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