Even Dazai can't think of it

Wu Zhenzai ran into the scene of an attempted attempt to step on multiple boats, and Hei Shizai caught the divination ability that made her fall into the crematorium twice and did whatever he wanted to the divination ability.

Facing one of these jays alone is excruciating torture—

What's more, two prime ministers merged into one.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "..."

What kind of suffering in the world is this tm! ?hell?This is eighteen layers of hell! ?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hatsusaki was hit hard by the fact that the two Jays might become one, the white little Hatsusaki floated away from her head with blank eyes, the air seemed to be full of suffocation.

System: "...Think about the best! You guys know each other so well! He won't trick you into burying you again! And Oda Saku is here too, right!"

"..." Hatsusaki tremblingly picked up the little Hatsusaki who was about to ascend to heaven, the two, one big and one small, hugged each other tightly silently, the girl choked up a little, as if she came home and found that the shit-shoveling officer touched the wild cat Zhenggong Mao huddled pitifully into a ball, "All, do I still have a six-figure balance?"

The system was puzzled, and asked blankly: "Eh?...There are six digits, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's nothing." Hatsusaki showed a weak and calm smile, "I just want to prepare for the funeral in advance."

System: "... Prepare for funeral?"

Hatsusaki: "Like buying a cemetery."

"..." The system was terrified, "It really doesn't have to be like this, Saki!! Think about it carefully! Even Dazai wouldn't kill an acquaintance, right!? This is the same as before when he put monitors on us The device is different! Now we are all friends!"

"But," Hatsusaki sniffled, "Isn't the script of 'I treat you as a friend but you want to fuck me' more shameful than the previous one!!" She didn't need Dazai to do anything, she already wanted to Buried myself!

Thinking back again, the fortune teller actually said in front of Osamu Dazai that she came for him——

"Just this one line of memory is so embarrassing that people can't bear to look at it directly! Add another line of memory," Hatsusaki cried bitterly, "The script is not only about 'I treat you as a friend but you want Fuck cry me' This level of shame, this, this is directly telling Osamu Dazai 'I came all the way to be friends with you just to f*ck cry you'!!"

Give her an ear pick, and she immediately finds a crack to dig through the earth and get in!

The system was at a loss for words for a moment, and the source data became a mess. He said with difficulty: "But, didn't we speculate before that Dazai Osamu didn't necessarily know that you wanted to fuck him?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Is it any good to say 'I came all the way to be friends with you just to have a 419 with you'?"

"...At least Osamu Dazai doesn't know which part you're coveting?" The system thought for a while, "I don't know that you have prepared props."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki shed tears of despair: "Shut up, everything, Qiuli Gao!!"

She had forgotten about it! !This was clearly not her intention! !Why! !

A gust of wind blew up beside her, Osamu Dazai sat down beside her briskly, put the iced Coke in front of Hatsaki, and said as if asking for compliments: "Party standard iced Coke, a big glass. "

Hatsusaki trembled pitifully: "Thank you, thank you."

Osamu Dazai: "...? What's wrong with you?"

The girl looked at Osamu Dazai with eyes like a wet deer, hesitated to speak, then hesitated, finally sobbed, and silently took a big mouthful of ice-cola.

——No, she couldn't do it, she didn't dare to ask Osamu Dazai what he remembered!

Oda Sakunosuke wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with his hand, and asked in confusion and worry, "Is there something uncomfortable?"

Osamu Dazai also came over: "...Hey, did you cry from excitement?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki sniffled: "No, Coke is too cold, I cried."

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The two people in front of them were shocked, and even Dazai Osamu couldn't find a word to continue for a while. After a while, Dazai Osamu looked serious: "If you think about it carefully...it is, ah, that's right."

Hatsusaki: "...?"

The black-haired young man suddenly clapped his hands excitedly, as if he had discovered something incredible: "Coke that can only be filled with ice is absolutely unqualified! I came up with a good idea."

Hatsusaki had some bad premonitions: "It's so late, why don't we try again another day."

"Hmph," the young man's fluffy hair shook softly, his kite-colored eyes were full of excitement, "Just wait and see, this idea is really wonderful."

Hatsusaki was very disturbed: "You really don't want to stop him, Odasaku!?"

"Huh?" Oda Sakunosuke was slightly stunned, and then he said seriously, "Although Dazai occasionally makes food that makes people lose their memory and sleep for three days, he also makes magical foods that make people feel less tired. Cuisine, so new products are still worth looking forward to.”

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Don't look forward to it now, Odasaku!" No matter what buff it is, it's weird, isn't it? !

However, Osamu Dazai moved very fast, before Hatsusaki had time to find out the situation, he smiled and brought a bowl of dark soup with strange white strips floating in it to the two of them.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at it carefully: "It's really a wonderful dish."

"..." Hatsusaki was silent for a while, "Is this poison?"

"Hey, I'm so rude, this is my elaborate coke and crab meat stew." Osamu Dazai puffed up his face and stuffed the soup and crab meat into Hatsaki's mouth with a spoon, "although I haven’t tried it but it’s definitely delicious—ah,”

The black-haired young man was stunned. He blinked and stared blankly at the girl lying in his arms: "... fainted."

Oda Sakunosuke sniffed the girl's breath very rigorously: "Well, I just passed out, I don't know how many days it will be this time."

"Based on Ah Saki's physical fitness and the ingredients used this time," the culprit didn't seem to feel guilty at all, and picked up the girl very naturally, "One night at most? It's time to rest now. "

The red-haired man paused slightly with his hand extended halfway, and then he stood up on the ground: "What about the rest of the dishes, should we still handle them as before?"

"Just let me eat these in one go!" The slender young man showed an excited smile like a child, and he eagerly asked, "What do you think of this idea!"

"It will accumulate food, and if you sleep for too long, Kunikida will force you to work overtime to finish the owed work." Oda Sakunosuke replied.

"Oh, that's really the case." Osamu Dazai was in high spirits, he carefully placed the girl under the quilt, and the young man picked up a loose strand of brown hair, "But that's something that I got with great difficulty... .”

Oda Sakunosuke didn't seem to have heard this sentence, he saw the paper bag that Hatsusaki put aside casually: "Are her things kept here?"

Osamu Dazai stood up: "Ah, just put it there."

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The sound of someone chatting vaguely came from the ear, and the feeling of emptiness spread all the way from the stomach, Hatsusaki rubbed the pillow reluctantly, and smelled a very complicated smell at the tip of her nose, she opened her eyes vainly, and relaxed. It took a while to wake up.

Hatsusaki: "...how did I fall asleep yesterday?"

The brown-haired girl rubbed her forehead, her gray eyes were full of confusion, but her body nerves after being mutilated by the magical food still had a residual fear of it: "I always feel like I ate something terrible."

The system told her the truth in a friendly manner: "It's Osamu Dazai's Coke Crab Meat Casserole."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...??? These two things are ingredients that can be cooked together!?"

System: "No one has tried it before, but at least now we know that Osamu Dazai can't mix these two ingredients together."

Hatsusaki: "Although I don't believe in God, a believer is willing to eat a vegetarian meal in exchange for Osamu Dazai not to let me try new products next time."

Innovative geniuses, it is very suitable to go to a cooking and gourmet show that is good at making spring medicine.

System comment: "No sincerity."

Hatsusaki yawned and walked out of the room. The other rooms were empty. Osamu Dazai stood in the living room, seemingly in a daze. The girl looked around and asked casually, "Is Oda Saku here?"

The sand-colored figure remained motionless, as if completely immersed in his own thoughts, Hatsusaki felt a little strange: "What's wrong Dazai?"

"...It's nothing," the young man dragged his voice lazily, as if he had restarted his whole body, he rubbed the back of his head, "Odasaku went to buy breakfast, and he hasn't come back yet, probably because he was killed by an old lady on the way. Get stuck."

"I also heard from you guys yesterday that Oda Saku is really popular," Hatsusaki joked, "Then I'll make something to fill my stomach first, what do you want to eat?"

"I'll forget it," the black-haired young man stretched his waist, his bones seemed to make a crackling sound caused by maintaining a long-term movement, he yawned and walked towards the room, "I've been thinking about how to improve the Coca-Cola crab all night. Rouzhuo, so I'm super sleepy now, I might as well skip work today."

Hatsusaki: "...?"

She watched Osamu Dazai close the door in confusion, chatting sounds came from downstairs, the girl leaned against the window and glanced, the red-haired man holding breakfast was listening to the old man's complaints with a serious face.

The system couldn't help laughing: "Looking at this, I'm afraid Odasaku won't be able to go upstairs in another hour."

Hatsaki: "Could it be because Oda Saku has written 'I'm suitable for being a tree hole' all over his face?"

System: "Can't you write so many words?"

"I can write it down, otherwise how would those people find Odasaku accurately," Hatsusaki vowed, "Forget it, I'll go down and make a mistake... Hey, didn't I put the bag of clothes here yesterday Is it?"

She searched around and found the bag at the place where Osamu Dazai was standing before. There were faint crease marks on the edge of the paper bag. Hatsusaki didn't notice this, and walked downstairs with the paper bag. Before leaving, she spoke to the room. There was a shout from inside: "I'm going out."

The people inside didn't respond, Hatsusaki didn't care, and closed the door carefully.

Although the old man downstairs was rambling on and still had a lot to say, but after seeing Hatsusaki, he seemed to understand something: "Oh oh oh...so that's it, it's very good, brother Oda, you young people Come on."

"...? Thank you." Oda Sakunosuke nodded to him inexplicably, and then opened the kraft paper bag in his arms, "I bought hot buns at a nearby convenience store...it's great that it hasn't cooled down yet. "

"I always feel that Odasaku is more willing to reject others than before." Hatsusaki bit the bun and said vaguely, "But this is Odasaku."

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Oda Sakunosuke: "Is that what you think? ... Ah, I got it on my mouth, here's a tissue."

"Hey, thank you." Hatsusaki swallowed the last big mouthful of steamed buns with great effort, then took the tissue to wipe the corners of her mouth.

"Do you want to go to see the children together today?" Oda Sakunosuke said, "If you don't have time, you can choose another day. When the date is confirmed, I will tell them the news of your return."

"I can do it any day." Although I still want to settle the housing today, it's not a big problem to postpone it. "But won't Odasaku go to work today?"

Oda Sakunosuke reached out and rubbed her head: "Just asked for leave from the detective agency—?!"

The dull and piercing hum of the engine came straight from a distance, passers-by could almost only see a red light, and the sound of the tires grinding the ground after the brakes was sharp and unbearable, Hatsusaki instinctively wanted to reach out to cover her ears, but raised His hand was grasped forcefully.

The girl let out a bewildered "Hey", and only had time to see a touch of orange in a hurry, the whole person was pulled by the other party forcefully, Hatsusaki almost couldn't breathe because of the strength of the hug, showing a soft pink color flush.

The head of the orange-haired young man is buried on the girl's neck. The orange and brown hair are intertwined. The mature Hong Kong black cadre firmly holds the girl's back. The body of a person who can calmly face no matter how many enemies Unable to stop trembling.

The girl was wrapped in each other's arms, the distance was too close, it seemed that she was tainted by the other party's smell.

Hatsusaki stared at the loose orange hair, stared blankly for a few seconds, then hugged him back hesitantly: "Chuya...?"