[Transformers] I have a Decepticon at home

Sam was hurt, not because of anything else but because I kicked him in the face when he pressed me that day.Fortunately, he didn't ask me again; unfortunately, Sam's teeth were too weak, and one front tooth was honorably laid off.

I still remember that I was stunned to see Sam squatting on the ground with a very painful expression covering his mouth, and then slowly bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and then... I took his hand off carefully, he opened his mouth, and a The teeth jumped down like a naughty little monkey.

Alas~~ I really didn't mean to!

The clean textbook has been occupied by "sorry", and I continue to increase unconsciously.

"Hey! Hey! Classmate!"

Um?I turned my head, and the boy sitting next to me looked as if he had eaten an X. He curled his lips, pointed at the textbook and said, "Student, that book...I borrowed it from you...can you treat it better? "

I bowed my head, oh my god!Mistake again!I returned the book with a sorry face and promised to give him a new one.

But the male student shook his head and said: "No need to pay, as long as you don't sit next to me in the next class! This is the third book you destroyed! Why am I so unlucky, I have to follow you every class next to each other!"

I was even more embarrassed to hear what he said. Just as I was about to say sorry again, when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he picked up his things and ran away.

I scratched my head, looking for my target - ah!found it!

Sam was packing up books with his good roommate Leo. Seeing that they were going out, I quickly followed.

When I was about to leave the classroom, the professor stopped me suddenly.

"Eh? What's the matter?" I smiled, which always makes a good impression; but it didn't seem to work with this professor.

He is a bit old, with a typical Mediterranean hairstyle, which is about to dry up. He stared at me sharply for a long time, and said, "This classmate..."

"Yes……"

"...Did you understand what I just said?"

"Eh? I, I..." What is he talking about in this class?Ah no!I don't even know what subject he is a professor of!I just followed Sam to class, and I didn't have the slightest impression!

"Uh, I..."

"It's okay, speak boldly! The most important thing is to tell the truth!" The professor said with a grim expression.

"Hmm... I don't know much about it. I can probably understand what the professor said." I rolled my eyes and said.

"Really, don't be nervous, I just want to ask about your situation and understand how everyone accepts it. Can you repeat what I just said about T&P?" Seeing that I was a little nervous, he squeezed out a smile.

"TNP?" I didn't hear what the professor said, and I heard "&" as "N", and I was still happy in my heart. I know this, and I did it a lot in the base.So I answered confidently: "Trinitrophenol, its main use is to make explosives or dyes, etc., has a bitter almond flavor. It is a trinitro substitute for phenol, and it has a great effect due to the electron-withdrawing effect of nitro. Strong acidity, hardly soluble in carbon tetrachloride, slightly soluble in carbon disulfide, soluble in hot water, ethanol, ether, and used in organic solvents such as acetone and benzene."

The professor stared at me blankly. I thought I had opened his eyes by saying that everything was correct, so I said fearlessly, "That's right, professor, that's what you just said."

He closed the lesson plan and stared at me: "Student, what I'm talking about today is temperature and air pressure."

"Oh, that's right; haha, I must have misremembered... I'll go back to reading right away!" It's really embarrassing~~ No matter how the professor reacts, let's run first.

Huh~~ Taking a breath, I couldn't help but slander what exactly Sam learned, what temperature and air pressure.After observing for so long, Sam is no different from ordinary college students.

I took out the small book that recorded Sam's situation, and wrote on it seriously:

X month X day

Sam Witwich attended class on time, and fell asleep for half an hour in class, but was found by the professor and punished to stand until the end of get out of class.

X month X+1

Sam Witwich skipped a class to sleep, including going to the toilet at 9:20, which lasted 5 minutes and 02 seconds.

X month X+2

一切 正常

X month X+3

........................

"Eh? What is this, written so seriously?" The notebook in his hand suddenly disappeared, and Sam's voice followed.

Memories while writing, resulting in ignoring the surrounding situation, Sam took the opportunity to snatch my notebook.

"Hey! Give it to me!" I hurried over.

Unexpectedly, after Sam lost his front teeth, his reaction ability was enhanced. While avoiding me, he read aloud from the book: "...On X-month Y, Sam Witwich stayed in the toilet for an hour because he didn't bring toilet paper. ?!!! Mona Simmons, what are you writing! And how do you know... know about this!!!" Sam yelled at me angrily, his face flushed.

Hey hey hey!I have my own way of collecting information!Never mind!

"You are too perverted! I heard that some women like other people and always like to poach his privacy. You can't be this kind of person!"

"Fart! I'm not interested in you!" He grabbed the notebook and quickly put it away.

"Then who do you like?" Why did the topic turn around here again!

I said angrily: "Anyway, it won't be you who dies!"

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Although Sam didn't say anything more, but before he left, his look of "I know it all" made me shudder.

Back at the base, today is another day of routine reporting on Sam's situation.

After I handed over the notebook to the officer, I seemed to see the veins on his forehead twitching.I blinked indifferently, it was obvious that they asked me to write as detailed as possible, especially the suspicious parts.Example: Sam goes into the shower first, Leo after, but they come out at the same time, smiling and powdered.I thought Sam's behavior was suspicious during this time!

The officer walked into the inner room with a notebook full of black lines, and asked me to wait outside for a while.Soon he came out and told me that I would not have to watch Sam anymore, and I was also relieved.

It's such a difficult task to spy on Sam!If he was really a criminal, every step he took might be plotting something, and he should be recorded in detail; but he is not, all his actions are very innocent, there is nothing to write about, but without writing in detail, there is no way to report.Anyway, what I recorded is very detailed, and it has nothing to do with me if I can't find the problem.Besides, spying on my friends is enough to make me uneasy.

I returned to the training ground in a fairly happy mood, and asked the captain to return to the team.The captain master allowed me to rest for another day, and I happily went to find Bumblebee.

"Yo! Hello!"

"Mona, long time no see!" Bumblebee was the first to answer me, and stretched out his hand clenched into a fist, and I met him knowingly.

Optimus Prime nodded at me.

"Huh? Where are the others?" I looked around only to find that there were only two of them here.

In order to take care of me, Bumblebee sat on the ground and talked to me considerately: "The volcano is in a bad mood recently, and Tinhide is comforting him; as for the others, I don't know where to go to play."

"Run away to play?" I found it a bit inconceivable that he said this, and said with a smirk, "Shouldn't you be the one who should go out to play?"

Bumblebee coughed, eyes dodged, and stammered to explain: "I thought about it too, but, but I heard that you are coming back today, so..."

So wait for me here?There was an unstoppable smile on the corner of his mouth, and he even said proudly: "So I am so charming~~ I can make you put down the fun and wait for me!!!"

Bumblebee lowered his head, as if embarrassed, but it was actually me who was even more embarrassed.His face became hot, and he spoke without thinking.I dare to say this to other people. Anyway, it’s not that the person involved is no big deal. Bumblebee's feelings are different from before, and he said to him in front of him that his skin is really thinner than paper.

Sensing the awkward atmosphere, I quickly changed the topic: "Ah, by the way, why did you say that the volcano was in a bad mood?"

"I don't know, but I guess it's because he didn't go to Egypt," said Bumblebee, tilting his head.

Eh?Did the volcano not go to Egypt?Oh oh oh!It seems to be eh!Didn't see him that day!Oh, God!When did I ignore volcanoes to such an extent? ? ?Surely the bumblebees took up too much!

I nodded to confirm my thoughts, attributed the reason to the bumblebee, and looked at him resentfully.Bumblebee looked at me puzzled, then smiled heartlessly.

Looks like I need to give the volcano some love.

After asking where the Hornet Volcano was, I walked in, and he followed me.

The warehouse door inside was not closed tightly. I looked in through the gap in the door and froze there.

The volcano is nestling in the arms of the iron sheet like a bird! ! !

They turned their backs to me, so they didn't know my existence.

I opened my mouth so wide that my jaw almost fell to the ground, and I didn't know how long I stood there.

Bumblebee stood behind me, slapped the door open without any sense of wit, and the two figures inside quickly separated. Seeing the two of us, one immediately ran to the door, dragged Bumblebee in, and pressed it against the wall viciously. Threateningly: "Bumblebee, what did you see just now?"

One pulled me in, lying on the ground still looking down at me, and asked worriedly: "Mona, what did you see just now?"

The sudden change caught us off guard. I looked at Bumblebee with complicated emotions, and then said in unison:

"...we didn't see anything..."

"..."

I seem to have discovered something incredible...

The author has something to say:

Regarding the volcano and the iron hide... all I can say is that I have already figured out where they will end up!Oh no!It's the ending!