[Transformers] I have a Decepticon at home

"Hey hey hey! Can you stop looking at me with such terrifying eyes!" After the friendship between them was broken by Bumblebee and I, I often stared at Ironhide thinking, and he was also stared at by my eyes. up.

I nodded knowingly and continued my training.

"Hey! What do you mean by being vague! We are both innocent!" Tinhide roared from behind.

Innocent or not, it doesn't matter to me!You don’t have to say it three times a day. Explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. Can you not understand this? ! !

After returning to the team, Bobby ran to me and asked, "Why have you always been bitter and bitter lately?"

"Ah? Is there any?"

"You look in the mirror yourself!" Bobby pulled out a mirror with him.

I saw it, oh my god!The frowning of the eyebrows, the staring of the eyes, and the frowning of the mouth are enough to express the deep hatred of women in the palace.

Impatiently waving the mirror away, he habitually teased Bobby: "You are an old man who carries a mirror with you, and you're not a little girl, so don't be ashamed!"

"You! You can play tricks! Be careful when you cause big trouble because of your mouth!"

What trouble can it cause? !At most, he would be beaten up!I muttered indifferently.

After a day of training, I went back to the deluxe single room to rest, and was awakened by the noise outside not long after I lay on the bed.Put on a coat, put on slippers, and the style is very free...uninhibited.

"Why are you making so much noise and keeping people from sleeping!" I kicked open the door and yelled inside.

It's strange that it's pitch black inside, but that's where the sound came from just now; it's more like the inside stopped moving as soon as I opened the door.

I muttered in my heart, and there was a vague feeling of conspiracy.Worrying and slowly backing away, he was picked up from behind before he could get out, and a black bag was put on his head.

"Ahh! What's the situation! Who! Kidnapped! Is there anyone there!" I flopped on my short legs. At this moment, I despised my height so much that I couldn't reach the ground at all!

After a few seconds, my feet landed on the ground, and the bag was taken away. Suddenly, a strong light came on in the room. I subconsciously blocked it with my hands, and the music I heard just now resumed in my ears.

When I got used to the light, I was stunned by the scene in front of me.

There is always a serious and cold atmosphere in the training ground, but now, I can't believe my eyes!Obviously an hour ago, I was still rolling an iron bucket here, and within a short time, the inside was transformed into a disco.

Take a closer look, isn't that Bobby?He was playing discs in his hip-hop outfit and gave me flirtatious looks.Look at other places, isn't it my Wannian opponent Granger who is dancing gorgeously on the dance floor!I didn't expect this kid to be quite powerful, I thought he was a nerd!The colorful neon lights are flickering wantonly, and the powerful music shakes the heart.I also unknowingly shook my head to the beat of the music.

After the song was over, the leader master picked up the microphone and stood behind me. Only then did I realize that I was standing on a high platform.What a shame, didn't everyone see that cowardly look just now? ! !

"Today is a special day! Mona, do you know?" The master changed out of the military uniform that has not changed all year round, the very ordinary T-shirt and dark blue jeans, but it looks very fashionable!

Special day?I thought about it suspiciously, and tried to guess: "Whose birthday is it?"

The captain master shook his head and signaled me to continue guessing.

isn't it?If it's not a birthday, what's so special about it?I looked at him, he smiled brightly, and there was a little hope in his eyes.

Is it...

"Master! You have given birth to a second child!" I shouted in surprise, "Congratulations!"

"Fuck you! What a second child! I haven't seen your mistress for a long time!" After receiving an angry blow from the master on the back of the head, he blushed and scolded me.

The comrades off the field also booed.

"Stop, stop!" The captain tried to suppress the commotion below, but failed.So he said lightly: "I don't want to have a holiday tomorrow!"

As soon as these words came out, there was immediately silence.It seems that the temptation of the holidays to all comrades is really not small!

"Ahem! Think again!"

It's not someone's birthday, and it's not the captain's master's second child... what else could it be?

Suddenly, a dangerous thought flashed through my mind, I waved my hand and opened my mouth wide, attracting everyone's attention: "Ahhh~~~~~ I know it!"

"What is it? Tell me!" Everyone's eyes were shining with gold.

I was full of confidence and said with a smirk: "Could it be that one of you came out of the closet?!"

The team leader who was closest to me sighed, "It's hopeless!"

Bobby rushed up, grabbed my collar and shouted: "You idiot! I was defeated by you! You can come up with such a strange idea, why can't you think it's your anniversary!"

Ji, anniversary?Keep your head in the air...

The captain explained: "Today is the 2nd anniversary of your Mona Simmons joining my team."

"2nd anniversary?"

"Yeah! So to celebrate we have a carnival tonight, and it happens to be a group vacation tomorrow." After Bobby finished speaking, he handed me a large gift box, and others also sent it one after another.

Looking at the gifts on the floor, I really want to cry!This is the first time I have received so many presents, even for a birthday!Because I have no friends and the relationship with my neighbors is not very good, I have not received a gift for many years.And these friends who have only known each other for 2 years, some of them can't even be called friends, they are just comrades-in-arms.I am so honored that they can keep such a day in their hearts and prepare gifts!

Is this my lucky year?

Holding the big gift box of Bobby and the captain, the eyes were filled with moving tears, and he stubbornly refused to let them fall.

Bobby pretended to be surprised, patted my head like he was treating his niece, and said, "Oh! Little Mona in the sky and the world is going to sprinkle golden beans! Everyone, take the washbasin and catch it!"

Amused by his witty words, tears were also suppressed, I sucked my nose, raised my head and stretched out my hand domineeringly to ask him: "I want to exchange for gold beans for just a gift! There is no such cheap thing in the world, hurry up!" ! Make up for the 1st anniversary gifts too! And last year’s birthday, the year before last, the year before the year before, the year before the year before, and the year before the year before… In short, I’ll make up for all of them after a few days!”

"I'm going! You are too dark! Everyone! Let's run away! We ordinary people can't do something like her! You should find something that can be done!" Bobby cried sadly, Under his "call", all the comrades watching the excitement disappeared in an instant, including my most beloved captain master!

I stood alone on the high platform, like a proud emperor looking down on the poor...the rubbish left behind.

Is this really good?Don't you want to organize an anniversary event for me? !Why are they all running away!Is it enough to leave the protagonist here by himself? ! !Even if it's over with a gift, it's too careless!

Sigh~~ Just kidding, I don’t really want a gift, this one runs faster than me!

What a bunch of bad friends!

Reluctantly, he came down from the table and was about to pack up the pile of presents, when there was a sudden familiar sound around him.

Surprised by the changes in front of me again!

I just found out today that Optimus Prime can also provide bright and environmentally friendly lights for parties; iron sheets can also be turned into standing platforms; volcanoes can also be turned into disc-playing machines...

how about you?Bumblebee!Don't think I didn't see you coming out of that little corner.

Bumblebee moved his mouth, and whispered in a low voice, "I played music just now."

Ok.

"Then do you want to give me a gift?" I asked confidently.Probably few people would take the initiative to ask for gifts like me.

Optimus Prime said old-fashionedly: "I still have a lot of things to do, let's chat first." Before leaving, he patted Bumblebee.

Forget it, as the leader, he has to worry a lot, and he has to live frugally to support a large family, so don't make things difficult for him.

Huo Huo said solemnly: "We have known each other for so long and have never given you a gift. Isn't it too hypocritical to send you now?"

No hypocrisy, no hypocrisy!I smiled flatteringly at him, but he left without looking back.He patted the hornet before leaving.

Ironhide was the last to go, so I expected the most from him.He didn't make up any excuses and just shoved Bumblebee over to me before leaving.

"Can he?" After finishing speaking, he left, leaving the bewildered Bumblebee and me staring blankly.

Hey~~ I can't help but sigh.

To be honest, I didn't expect Bumblebee to send me any gifts.Because he doesn't have anything, he only knows how to do "coolie" for Optimus Prime.

After much deliberation, I said weakly to him: "You should help me carry these gifts back." Then he picked up two boxes to help him reduce the burden a little.

"Gifts, gifts, you don't even have money to buy gifts? How can I expect to get them from you? It's really fantastic..."

Disappointed, I walked to the door, but didn't hear any movement behind me, and turned to look at him blankly.

I saw Bumblebee standing upright beside the pile of presents, and said, "Who said there are none?"

"Ok?"

We both looked at each other, and he was shining brightly.

Bumblebee's mouth opened and closed, after hearing that sentence.My heart trembled, and all the gifts in my hand fell to the ground.

The author has something to say: The author said that for the past two consecutive days, he went to the driving school to wait in line for a car appointment at 5 o'clock every day, and he had to practice driving in the afternoon, and he was already sleepy and passed out_

After reading the comments, I found that everyone was surprised by the adultery, oh no, the friendship (?) of the volcano and Tinhide!Don't be surprised, in fact, a little bit has been revealed before!It must be that you didn't read it carefully, so I cried for you to see