Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

No matter how hard Erlang covered my ears, I still heard those voices.

Song Jiang was yelling at Huang Wenbing for framing him,? Huang Wenbing kept begging for mercy? Li Kui and the others shouted loudly: "Don't say anything,? Cut this guy out alive! Divide his flesh, and then kill him Gouging out his heart and liver to drink with!"

Several people set up a charcoal fire, cut off pieces of meat from Huang Wenbing's body, and cooked it on the fire.

Huang Wenbing's screams lasted for more than an hour. The bloody smell on the deck permeated the room. Li Kui and the others yelled out his heart again and made a pot of hangover soup. Each drink a large bowl.

Listening to Song Jiang drinking a large bowl of human heart soup, he laughed loudly, and asked someone to dismantle Huang Wenbing's bones and throw them into the river.

Erlang held my head tightly, pressed his forehead against mine, until the sound above his head died down, and everyone returned to their cabins, then he let go of his hands covering my ears, and kissed me a few times on my cheek ,? Hold me tight and fell asleep.

When I got up the next morning, the deck had been cleaned up, and the blood on the ground was washed away with river water, but the smell of flesh and blood was still there.

Erlang and I stood side by side on the deck, looked at each other and smiled, and didn't mention what happened last night.

Back in Liangshan, the ladies in my family are very nice, I am not at home, Lao Tao, Big Fatty, and Brother Lin often come to take care of them, so I didn’t teach them to suffer.

Song Jiang went to Liangshan and successfully took the second place. There were more people on Liangshan and the momentum was even bigger.

It was inevitable for a group of people to get together and rearrange their seats. Chao Gai took the first place and Song Jiang took the second place.

I heard that the two gave way to each other, but Song Jiang insisted: Chao Gai was ten years older than him, so he should be ahead of him according to his age, so he took the second seat.

I didn't ask Erlang where he was sitting.

In fact, he doesn't mind where he sits, as long as there are a group of people who are promoting each other, flattering each other, drinking a little wine, playing martial arts, and then returning home on time to be with me, he doesn't think about anything else.

This time I was successful in catching Huang Wenbing, Chao Tianwang and Song Jiangjiao's subordinates gave me a lot of gifts, two big plates of real gold and silver, and more than a dozen boxes of silk and satin.

These things may seem like a lot to others, but in the eyes of our family, they can be regarded as drizzle.

Not to mention the business I did in partnership with Brother Chai, the money I earned from dozens of herbal medicine store chains is enough for this group of people in Liangshan to watch for several lifetimes.

The ladies in my family thanked me politely, without saying a word of unnecessary words.

I don't know what King Chao Tian thinks about this situation, but the old boy Song Jiang must be muttering a lot in secret.

A few days later, Erlang came down the mountain to pick me up. He said that a man came from the village to build a boat for the supervision of the government. Because of the delay in the construction period, the teacher forced him to come to Liangshan, nicknamed Yufangan.

In order to show my ability, I just joined forces with dozens of people to build a large ship and taught me to go there and have a look.

So I asked Big Fatty, Lao Tao, and Shunzi to go to the boat to have a look.

Sure enough, it was a big ship, the mast alone was as high as a five or six-story building, the hull was divided into three floors, and the deck was wide enough to accommodate more than a hundred people.

Big Fatty and Old Tao had never seen such a big ship, and they ran around to see what was new.

Shunzi and the others were used to taking care of me, so they brought a chair over and asked me to sit down without a word, and handed over the Xiaolongjing soaked in the purple sand pot with both hands.

Erlang smiled and said, "Look at you, there are many decent people here in Liangshan, better than me."

Shunzi and the others just laughed: "That's right, our shopkeeper is a decent person everywhere. It's also fortunate that you are here to take care of you, Chief Wu, everyone should give us some face."

Wu Er laughed straight away, Song Jiang and the others called him on the top deck again, and he went up to talk with them.

I lay on the chair with my face up and asked Shunzi and the others: "How was your stay in Liangshan? Are you still used to it if you can afford it?"

Shunzi and the others cheerfully said: "I'm used to it, how can I not get used to it? I don't think there is a better place in the world than Liangshan. The food is good, the house is good, and the brothers below are also kind and friendly. He was bullied and humiliated every day in the home of the teacher's house in his hometown, and he was a hundred times stronger with all kinds of miscellaneous taxes."

Old Tao also came over and said: "Yes, senior officials, Liangshan Po is a good place. Look at the water potential and the shape of the mountain. It is easy to defend but difficult to attack. It can be protected for ten thousand years."

Looking up at him: "Isn't it broken for ten thousand years?"

Lao Tao nodded affirmatively: "It will never be broken for ten thousand years! Senior officials, you used to walk on the rivers and lakes, you should know that the world is different now, the four traitorous parties are in power, and the lives of the people are really in dire straits. It’s a wonderful place like heaven.”

I bowed my head and said nothing, and suddenly heard a few sneers from behind: "Hey, the girls are also on the boat? This is not auspicious."

Looking back, it was Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoqi who were staring at me with smirks on their faces.

Big Fatty stepped forward to argue with them, but I stopped him.

"It's just here to ask for trouble, just treat them as farting."

Shunzi and Fatty moved the chairs aside for me, drank tea, ate snacks and gossiped with me, Zhang Shun and the others looked at the cotton with a fist, and felt that it was not enjoyable, they gathered around in twos and threes, chewing pumpkin The son sneered at me.

Zhang Shun took a bite, stared at me and spit into the river, and said in a strange way: "Your official, you are more respectable than us! You just went to Liangshan, and you haven't made any achievements yet, so someone waited on you first?"

Seeing that I still ignored him, Ruan Xiaoqi started to make trouble for Lao Tao again: "I said Lao Tao, our brothers discussed how to teach you how to build a few more houses, but you pushed back and forth.

Today he said there were no bricks and wood, and tomorrow he said there were no tiles and stones, so why did his two houses get up so fast?This Ximen Qing is your real father?Are you so filial to him? "

Lao Tao's face darkened: "Brother Seven is insulting people by saying this, right?"

Ruan Xiaoqi pushed him as soon as he came up: "I just deceived you, what's the matter? I deceived you who specialize in flattering the rich.

What does Ximen Qing have?Isn't it just a few bad money?We Liangshan brothers don't look at people with snobbish eyes. You just praise him for how much money he has. Does he have any backbone? "

I kept Lao Tao behind me: "Old Tao has a backbone, but I have no backbone. I begged him to build a house for me with good wine, meat and entertainment. If you have something to do, come to me, don't rush." People."

"You dare not rush at you as an old man?"

Ruan Xiaoqi rolled up his sleeves and was about to hit me, but Ruan Xiaoer grabbed him and said in a strange voice: "Xiaoqi, forget it, the man is here, don't make trouble big."

The bastards sneered again and again, Zhang Shun said: "Oh, what are you Ximen officials? Bai was born with a man's body, and in his bones, he is just a woman, hahaha..."

I took a sip of tea slowly: "Is it a woman? You have to look under your trousers. My guy is very complete, but some people cut themselves. I'm afraid that thing hasn't grown yet. Huh?"

"You..." Zhang Shun was so angry that his face turned blue, and he wanted to fight when he rushed up, but he didn't dare to fight because Wu Er was on the boat.

Ruan Xiaoer sneered: "It's useless for some people to grow up, and he is still oppressed."

I smacked my lips: "It's useless, because they are all Ruan!"

The group of people behind me were taken aback for a moment, and all laughed.

Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers were so angry that their faces were blue and they rushed forward to beat them again.

Our brothers were not afraid, rolled up our sleeves and moved forward.

In fact, these few people didn't dare to make a real move, Wu Er was on the boat, and they were no match even if they were tied together with fists, they just tried to get together and swear and curse to disgust me.

Big Fatty and Lao Tao's faces are getting more and more ugly, I was just about to say, or else let's go back first, and don't get angry with these villains.

Turning around, I saw Li Kui running excitedly past me with a big paddle on his shoulder, and I called out, "Brother Kui!"

Li Kui turned around and turned his shoulders across: "Ah?"

Zhang Shun, who was standing by the boat and was scolding me vigorously, was photographed into the river with one oar.

I smiled at Li Kui: "Brother Kui has a nice hairstyle today, the red hair rope really suits you!"

"Really?"

Li Kui waved his oar happily, and photographed Ruan Xiaoqi who was standing beside him into the river.

The two of them went down to the river one after another, this guy didn't know it, he licked his hair and asked me to see: "Ximenqing, you still have good eyesight, and they said that the hair I tied is not good-looking."

I nodded straight at Li Kui: "Who says it's not good-looking, our brother Kui looks the best, ah, this dress is also newly made, right?

Emerald green bottoms, purple tops? It really suits you so well. Come on, come on, brother Kui, take two more steps and open our eyes. By the way, let’s dance this paddle. ! "

As soon as Li Kui, the second idiot, heard me praise him, he was as beautiful as a fart. He was walking back and forth on the deck with a big oar and posing, and he heard screams from around him. Ruan Xiaoer and the others were leading As for Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoqi, they were swung by Li Kui with a circle of oars, and they were all photographed at the head of the river.

Old Tao Dapang and I laughed so hard that we couldn't even straighten our waists.

Li Kui also laughed with us, and continued to pose while laughing: "I said that purple and green are rich and noble, but our tailors on the mountain still don't believe it. Take a look, isn't my outfit very beautiful?"

Old Tao and I supported each other and rubbed our stomachs: "Brother Kui is beautiful, brother Kui is beautiful, brother Kui is dressed like this, no one in the whole mountain can compare."

Li Kui was so happy that he laughed, and while he was smiling, he raised his black face and brushed his hair.

Zhang Shun and the others climbed up from the river dripping wet, and pulled Li Kui's collar: "I said, Li Kui, you don't have eyesight when you walk? Are you slapping people with paddles?"

Li Kui glared: "Your hands are so dirty, why are you touching my new clothes? Will you pay me for getting dirty?"

Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up angrily: "I didn't talk about your clothes, why did you take pictures of us all into the river?"

Li Kui was at a loss: "I took pictures of you? When did I take pictures of you? I was talking to Ximen Brothers. He was praising me for being good-looking. Can I take care of you?"