Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Zhang Shun is still more thoughtful than the Ruan family brothers, pointing at my nose and scolding: "Brother Kui can't be blamed for this matter? It's Ximen Qing, the shit-stirring stick, who coaxed Brother Kui to fight with the rest of us. !"

Li Kui didn't understand: "What? What do you mean? What is a shit stick?"

I said, "Tsk, Brother Kui,? Didn't realize he was scolding you? He said I was a stick? He said I disturbed you!"

Li Kui bowed his head and counted his fingers: "You say Ximen Qing is a shit stick, and he is a stick, then I am..."

With one eye open, Li Kui grabbed Zhang Shun and hit him: "You dare to call me a shit? I just wore new clothes,? You dare to call me a shit? Which shit have you ever seen that looks so good? I beat you!" Die you blind beast!"

The three brothers of the Ruan family wrapped up in the middle to persuade the fight,? Who can stop that second idiot Li Kui from going crazy?He beat whoever came to fight, and chased the four of them to the full boat.

Zhang Shun was running slowly. He was pushed to the ground by Li Kui and beaten violently. Ruan Xiaoer wanted to come to rescue him. He was grabbed by Li Kui and pushed to the ground. He stepped on Zhang Shun with his left foot and Ruan Xiaoer with his right foot.

Ruan Xiaoqi and Ruan Xiaowu rushed forward to start a fight, but were knocked to the ground by Li Kui, stomped several times on Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoqi, and punched several times on the heads of Ruan Xiaoqi and Ruan Xiaowu, Then come back and stomp a few more feet, and punch a few more punches over there,? The movements are coordinated like playing a drum set.

Lao Tao, Da Pang and I watched Li Kui beating someone while knocking pumpkin seeds, and we were taken aback by his swift figure and unusual appearance.

In a blink of an eye, the whole boat was flying around, and the people upstairs finally felt something was wrong, Song Jiang came out and asked, "What's the matter?"

When I saw that something was wrong, I turned the chair on my back and ran down the ladder to the boat. Lao Tao and the others shrank their heads and chased me out of the boat. They disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Song Jiang and the others ran downstairs to start a fight, but Li Kui was still yelling: "They say I'm shit, I'm going to beat them to death today, I dress up so nicely, and they say I'm shit!"

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Lao Tao and the others laughed and ran all the way back to the door of the house. When I looked up, I saw a person standing outside the fence, looking at the yard with his head outstretched, holding a bunch of flowers behind his back, following the bar Swing left and right like a dog's tail.

All of them held their breath and covered their mouths. I walked over and patted that person on the shoulder: "Brother Dai Zong."

Dai Zong was so startled that all the flowers fell to the ground.

"Yo, Brother Ximen, are you back?"

"Brother Dai is here, why don't you go in and sit?"

Dai Zongzhan wiped out the sweat on his forehead, and his face was ashamed like a red cloth: "Don't sit down, don't sit down, I'm just passing by and want to come and see you, that... it's getting late, I'll go back first !"

As soon as he finished speaking, Dai Zong turned around and ran away, his shoes were gone, and he jumped up the mountain with one leg.

Fatty and the others hid in the dark and covered their stomachs with laughter, pointed at Dai Zong's back, then pointed at the room, and stretched out their fingertips.

I smiled and waved at them, and walked in the door.

There were several women in the room, and when they saw me coming in, they all stood up to say hello, only Yue Niang was sitting on the table peeling lotus seeds with a blushing face, obviously she was angry with someone.

I leaned over and smiled: "Hey, Yue Niang, how about peeling the lotus seeds? Use scissors instead of hurting your hands with your nails."

Wu Yueniang stared at me: "Ximenqing, don't do this with me, if you don't talk nonsense, you won't attract that bastard to come every day."

"Tsk, Yueniang, don't talk nonsense, Brother Dai is a nice guy, he is not a jerk."

Yue Niang sneered: "Isn't he a jerk? Then he comes every day? When people come, they don't show their faces seriously, and they don't talk well. They send flowers today, trees tomorrow, and wild fruits the day after tomorrow. They leave things outside the door and run away." .

If you look at the wild chrysanthemums on the window sill, you don't know where he picked them up, and the yard is full of insects. "

Glancing at the chrysanthemums on the roof, he took a breath and said, "Is that a gift from Brother Dai? Why are you giving chrysanthemums to others indiscriminately? I really don't understand the style.

Yueniang, Brother Dai has never been in a relationship before, and he doesn't know how to chase women. If you say he won't talk when he comes, then you should catch up with him and ask him to see what he is up to. "

Yue Niang glared: "Can I catch up with him? Running so fast?"

This is true, Dai Zong ran, not to mention that Yueniang could not catch up, no one in the entire Liangshan could catch up.

"Cough, that Yueniang, don't be angry about this matter, tell the truth, Brother Dai really wants to treat you well, so you should give him a chance."

"Opportunity? Why should I give him a chance? I've heard that good girls marry twice, have you ever heard that good girls marry three times? Ximen Qing, don't think you can sell me cheaply, I just won't marry you Damn it! I want you to die."

"Tsk, Yueniang, why are you talking more and more out of tune now? Why am I trying to sell you cheap? I really think Brother Dai is a nice person.

You don't know that people are on the execution ground, their heads are about to fall to the ground, and it's you who are thinking about... Sigh, Yueniang, don't go, where do you want to go? "

Yueniang walked out without turning her head: "I don't want to listen to your nonsense, I'm so tired, I'll cook you a bowl of lotus seed porridge... Brother instructor, please stop your stinking mouth by the way, lest you talk nonsense about matchmaking." .”

Telling her to be ashamed, she lowered her head and sighed, peeling the lotus seeds for fun.

Li Ping'er said with a smile: "Your official, don't blame the eldest sister for speaking badly, she still cares about you."

With a wry smile: "I know she is kind to me, but I am not... well, brother Dai is sincere to her, why is she not acknowledging it?"

Li Jiaoer came over and said, "Master, where have you and Wudutou been these past few days? What are you two doing living together all day? Tell us about it."

Hit her with a lotus seed: "You ask this too?"

Li Jiaoer laughed so hard that her branches trembled: "Yo yo yo, look quickly, the face of the senior official is blushing, I said, have you two done everything else you should do except having a baby?"

I slapped her on the lips: "No one is serious! The children are taught badly by you. Come on, Brother Guan, let Dad hug me. I haven't seen you for a while. My son has grown taller again. "

Li Ping'er handed the child over, and said with a smile: "There is nothing to be ashamed of, senior officials. We all know about you and Wudutou, and I am happy for you in my heart. After all, people can find someone who is like you in this life." It’s not easy for people who truly love each other.”

I hugged the child and said: "This group of women, you are the most sensible, help me persuade your eldest sister when you have nothing to do.

Big brother Dai was really kind to her. The last sentence on the guillotine was that he had nothing to do with Yueniang, and asked me to find a good home for your big sister and keep her safe for the rest of her life.With just this sentence, I think Brother Dai is worth entrusting.

There are a few of you who have a man in the picture and tell me about it.

The senior officials will check for you. If you meet the right one, the senior officials and I will marry you all out with three matchmakers and six certificates. I will feel relieved to see that you have settled down one by one. "

"Your Majesty, look at you..."

While we were talking, a pawn came to report that leader Song had held a banquet on the mountain and asked me to come over.

You don't need to ask, you know, Li Kui and Zhang Shun got into a fight in the morning, and Song Jiang is going to be a peacemaker in the middle again.

After changing his clothes, he followed the pawn up the mountain, only to see that the room was full of people seated.

Zhang Shun and the others sat at the same table with bruised noses and swollen faces. When they saw me go in, they turned their noses and raised their eyes.

Wu Er took my hand and sat on the other table, handed over the chopsticks and said, "Brother Song is a treat, I specially invite you to come here."

I smiled at him, and asked Lin Chong casually: "Brother Lin, why haven't I seen you these days, what are you doing at home?"

Lin Chong blushed, and said in a low voice, "Your sister-in-law is pregnant again, she has a bad temper these days, stay with her."

"Yo, this is a good thing, I have to toast you first."

Lin Chong happily took the wine and drank it in one gulp.

Song Jiang on the stage personally poured wine for Zhang Shun and the others, and said in his mouth: "Tie Niu has always had that temper. He counted."

Zhang Shun and the others clasped their fists together and said, "How dare we bother elder brother to apologize? Don't we all know brother Li Kui's temper? How can we really be angry with him? As long as we prevent the villains from making trouble in the future, our brothers will definitely live in harmony. friendly."

Song Jiang pretended not to understand what they meant, and just poured wine and persuaded the food cheerfully.

Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng and the others sat at a table, talking quietly, ignoring our grievances.

I also pretended I didn't hear what Zhang Shun and the others were saying, so I just kept my head down and ate the food.

Over there, Hua Rong and Dai Zong also came to sit at the table with us, and Li Kui followed them and squeezed into the table: "Master, come, let me offer you a toast."

Wu Er wondered: "Hey, why is that?"

Li Kui laughed so hard that he lost his eyesight: "Because a senior official knows what to buy, he praised me for my good looks."

"Shut up" Wu Er took a sip of his wine.

Li Kui rolled his eyes at Zhang Shun and the others: "Brother Song Jiang just said to let me sit at a table with them.

I won't go, a bunch of ugly monsters.

It's not like the people at our table, they are all good-looking! "

"Pfft!" Everyone at the table sprayed their wine.

Hua Rong covered his face and dared not look at Li Kui: "Well, Brother Tie Niu, the thing about good looks... Try not to put it together, you are good-looking alone, and none of us can compare with you."

Lin Chong covered his face and coughed: "Yes, Brother Tieniu is good-looking, we can't compare, don't get involved with us."

Wu Er blushed from laughing, and squeezed my hand hard under the table.

Dai Zong was blinded by Li Kui's dazzling appearance today, and gritted his teeth to look at the beam.

Li Kui was so beautiful that he raised his hand and licked a few strands of hair, and raised the wine glass in front of me: "Come on, high official, I'm here to toast you, the two of us are the most beautiful in the entire Liangshan.

Just now Brother Song Gongming also said, we stand together and call each other...what are we called, no...no distinction...by the way, no siblings!Who is that brother?She looks as good-looking as the two of us, doesn't she? "

The meal was completely unfinished, Hua Rong and Lin Chong ran out covering their faces, holding each other and laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

Wu Er gritted his teeth, suffocating his laughter and shaking, I fell on Wu Er's shoulder and covered my face.

Dai Zong wanted to run, but was pulled away by Li Kui: "Brother Dai Zong, what are you laughing at? What are you so happy about? Tell me too."

Dai Zong closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at him: "I'm happy because I saw you, brother, I've drunk too much right now, let me go out and vomit for a while!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Dai Zong grabbed his hand and ran out the door, and vomited when he ran outside the door.

Everyone in the room couldn't stand upright laughing, even Chao Gai, who had been pretending to talk to Wu Yong, couldn't help but cover his mouth with laughter.

Li Kui laughed along with them for a while, then took the ax to another table to drink.

Seeing him go, those few dared to return to the table.

I whispered to Dai Zong: "Brother, I went to the house just now, did I go to see Yue Niang?"

Dai Zong blushed and said "ah".

I said, "Brother, don't blame me, brother, I said you, how can there be such a chasing woman? Send flowers today, fruit tomorrow, things are delivered, and you avoid seeing each other, how does she know what you want to do?"

Dai Zong lowered his voice and said: "It's not that I don't want to see her, it's that she doesn't want to talk to me. In my opinion, Sister Yueniang doesn't like me at all..."

"Tsk, you're confused, aren't you? Yueniang is a lady of everyone, so she's reserved after all. We gentlemen have to take the initiative, just like us wandering the rivers and lakes, when we have to act, we must act."

Dai Zong was still blushing, obviously not sure what to do.

While talking, he saw a figure flash in front of him, and a bowl of lotus seed porridge fell in front of him.

"The lotus seed porridge that big sister just made, taught me to bring it to you. She said that you have a bad stomach. Eat some porridge to moisten it first, so that you can drink and eat meat."

I quickly took it with both hands: "Yulou, it's hard work for you to take a look. Where's your eldest sister? Why doesn't she come to deliver the porridge herself?"

Meng Yulou gave Dai Zong a sideways look, and said with a smile, "You should ask her about this."

I stood up and sent Yulou out, Ruan Xiaoqi suddenly put her body in front of her: "Hey, tell us to take a look at this decent official, come out for a drink, and the little lady will come over to deliver snacks?

I said this lady, why did you just bring a bowl of porridge?Why don't we let everyone here have a bowl?Brothers, do you think so? "

Meng Yulou blushed and said nothing.

I said: "Ruan Xiaoqi, this is my sister, put the emphasis on me, don't talk nonsense."

Ruan Xiaoqi made a fuss and shouted: "Yo, is it your sister? I don't think she looks like this? I said this girl, but you don't know her husband's family? Or else, brother, I'll tell you one?

Did you see the one on our table, Zhang Shun, who is white in the waves, looks as white as you, you two are a perfect match! "

Everyone at Zhang Shun's table burst into laughter, Meng Yulou was so angry that his face turned red, and I was so annoyed that I was about to step forward to hit Ruan Xiaoqi, but Dai Zong rushed forward and followed Ruan Xiaoqi's attack. There was a slap on the face, and he said angrily: "Why are you talking to the family members of the high officials? Are there any rules?"

Everyone was stunned, Ruan Xiaoqi covered his face and stammered: "Dai, Dean Dai, I'll just say a few words to this little girl, and then you will do it? Do you still treat us as a fool?" brother?"

Song Jiang's face also changed.