takeaway spoof

After Guanzhu Lu got out of the small building, he hurriedly got into the car and went to the homes of the two students to check it out. He didn't know what the hell Shen Rong was planning, but he still wanted to check it out, and there must be no more innocent sacrifices. Otherwise, it will be even more troublesome if the evil things in the magic circle are refined.

In the last incident of jumping from a building, a boy and a girl survived. The girl was wounded in the leg by the gun and is recuperating in the hospital at the moment, but her wound was infected for some reason, and she is suffering from a high fever and is unconscious at the moment.The crying mother was surrounded by a little nurse who comforted her, and the doctor was also busy.Discuss the condition

The old Taoist priest sat in the corridor of the hospital, frowning and thinking about all this. He left some protective charms and hurried to the next one to check.

During the entire delivery period, Shen Rong followed closely behind Zhang Ya. Outsiders only thought that they had a good relationship, but this made Zhang Ya feel a little nervous, "Is there anything wrong?"

"Don't worry, I'm here!" As he spoke, he tightened his arms around Zhang Ya's waist, and rubbed his head against Zhang Ya's broad and warm back. The familiar smell made him feel extraordinarily sweet in his heart. If time can stop at this moment, this life is not in vain.

The small battery turned a corner and drove into a residential area. The customer asked him to help deliver the food upstairs, so Zhang Ya carried the food with one hand and dragged Shen Rong up the stairs with an unhappy expression.

"What a broken building, why don't you need an elevator!"

"I can carry you up..."

Zhang Ya instantly recalled the weird scene, he was leaning on a thin figure, dangling with a takeaway box in his hand... "No, no need!"

The delivery address is on the sixth floor. When Zhang Ya finally delivered the food to the buyer and was about to leave when he went downstairs, he heard a noise on the fifth floor, so he peeked through the crack of the door curiously.

This look was incredible, an old Taoist priest with white beard and hair also saw him!

The two looked at each other awkwardly for a while, Zhang Ya took Shen Rong's hand and prepared to run away, but at this moment, the door opened.

"Okay, what a coincidence..." Zhang Ya greeted in extreme embarrassment, "I still have a few takeaways to deliver, don't need to deliver, really don't need to deliver... "

"It's a 'coincidence' to meet you every time!" The old Taoist stared at Zhang Ya and Shen Rong, and motioned for the police to bring them into the house. How is it?" The old Taoist shook the dust, pointing to the unconscious boy on the bed, the boy's mother was sitting beside the bed with tears on her face.

Shen Rong glanced at the bed, but said nothing.

"Okay, then I will deal with you after Pindao saves this young man!"

"Hmph!" A contemptuous voice came into the old Taoist's ears, "Only you?"

"Don't underestimate our master!" Several disciples raised their mahogany swords and wanted to go forward, but the old Taoist priest stopped them. After all, he had understood the power of this living corpse before, and he didn't know how good he was, so he couldn't do it rashly.

"By the time you're done with the soul-calling ceremony, he'll be dead already," said Shen Rong, pushing away the old Taoist priest and walking forward, slapping the unconscious young man on the bed with a straight palm, "Ah ! The strength seems to be out of control!"

The old Taoist took out a small bottle from his arms and wiped the unknown liquid on his eyelids, only then did he see that Shen Rong got down on his stomach and pulled out a soul from under the bed board. That appearance was exactly that of the boy lying on the bed.He watched Shen Rong pick up the soul and put it back into his original body. Surprised, he could only open his mouth, but he didn't know what words to use to express it.

"you......"

"Any needles?"

"Yes!" The old Taoist turned out a roller curtain in the disciple's bag beside him and handed it over. Inside it was a set of silver needles for acupuncture. At the same time, the corresponding acupoints and veins of the needles can be used to stabilize the soul.

"Can we go?"

"Wait a minute! The magic circle in the unfinished building really has nothing to do with you? Who the hell are you?" He had only seen those puppet walking corpses who were insane and insane and manipulated by foster corpses, but this was the first time he had seen them. To Shen Rong, a monster whose actions and thinking are no different from ordinary people.

"I want you to take care of it!" Shen Rong pulled Zhang Ya to leave, "Also," he stopped in his tracks, "I went to the basement to see it a few days ago, the deed of the magic circle is a pillar ...If there are other things, I advise you not to touch them, then I can't help it."

"Guard Master Lu, do you want to chase after him?"

"Forget it." The old Taoist waved his hand, thinking that he couldn't beat him anyway, "Let's go to the basement and have a look again!"

The police officer took out the walkie-talkie upon hearing this, and Zhang Ya and Shen Rong left holding hands surrounded by two circles of police officers.

"This is the end?" Zhang Ya was still in a daze, completely unaware of what happened to the boy lying on the bed just now.

"It's over! Go home!" The answer to Zhang Ya was only a few simple words. The recent interruptions and Zhang Ya's little life made Shen Rong very angry.

"Oh..." I have to say, if Shen Rong gets angry, Zhang Ya is still very scared, he obediently followed behind Shen Rong, no matter what, at least he got rid of those people pointing guns at him. The police, why are there still a few takeaways on this small battery...

"Ah! It's going to time out!" A scream like a pig was heard not far away. Immediately afterwards, the police officer who was just about to evacuate looked at Zhang Ya who was running back in disbelief, "Get out of the way! Good dogs don't get in the way!" At this moment, Zhang Ya didn't care about the guns on the belts of those police officers. He only thought about how much money a bad review would cost, and even Shen Rong had to stand downstairs and watch helplessly. The back of him running away.

A few hours later, the old Taoist priest and the police came to the door of the unfinished building together. Facing the air-conditioned door, it seemed that some kind of monster was about to suck in and swallow people with its dark mouth.

"Less few people come and go down with me to explore first!"

So a few more angry and tough police officers followed a group of Taoist priests into the unfinished building. The further they went down, the colder they felt.

"Master Daoist, is the thing you are looking for in a pillar? I have checked it inside and out, and there is nothing in the pillar except the concrete and steel bars?" A policeman asked while wrapping his coat tightly .

"It's the pillar itself!"

"Ah?" Even though they didn't understand these ghosts, several police officers still followed the instructions of their superiors and silently continued to cooperate with the old Taoist leader's investigation.

The mass of resentment in the ground was already very close to the ground, and the old Taoist leader seemed to feel that the cries of those resentment spirits could be heard in his ears, which made him a little delirious for a while.

"Boom!" A gunshot sounded, pulling back the old Taoist priest's trance.

"Ghost...Ghost!" A police officer was holding a gun, and the scars from the bullets were in the ears of the police officer in front of him. He shouted in horror while preparing to continue shooting. Seeing this, the police hurriedly subdued him, and the old Taoist priest also pasted a talisman on his forehead.

"Help him up", the old Taoist helped up another disciple who was a little dizzy and fell on the ground with one hand, and took out some talismans from his arms with the other hand to distribute to everyone. This was his hard work for several months, and at the same time He turned on the phone and played the Taoist classics. The brisk recitation sound seemed to dispel some of the coldness, making people feel a little clear.

The crowd finally finished exploring the basement amidst the sound of scriptures. One of the main pillars was indeed very sinister and a little strange. It was just that the various investigation methods in the past did not find anything in it, so they ignored it.

"That's it!" The old Taoist stretched out his hand to stick the cement column, but the cement that should have been cold was slightly hot at this moment.

"Master, why does this cold place get hot?"

"Extreme things will be reversed, resentment and resentment are called extremely cold, and when resentment is extreme, they become hot things again, implying the principle of yin and yang." The old Taoist retracted his hand, "It is accumulating energy, waiting for the input of the last living soul... ..."

After delivering the last few takeaways and returning home, Zhang Ya picked up Shen Rong and kissed again and again, the unhappiness just now was completely forgotten.

"Daughter-in-law, I bought you a new sweater, let's try it on!" He took out a packing bag from his backpack, "It's the beginning of winter, and it's getting colder and colder", and he pulled Shen Rong to Beside him, he raised his hand and took off his coat, "Let's get rid of the torn clothes in the cardboard box, I'll buy you new ones!"

"The clothes have been worn for a long time, and I feel a little reluctant to throw them away all of a sudden!"

Zhang Ya raised Shen Rong's hands, took off the T-shirt inside, kissed the ugly chest with blue-black skin without hesitation, and then rubbed his face against it contentedly, his breath was full of spices "Daughter-in-law, you smell so good!"

"Who still disliked me and threw me out?" Shen Rong asked, rubbing the head buried in his chest.

"Hmm..." Zhang Ya looked up at the blue-black face, pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know", then he lowered his head and continued to kiss the same blue-black skin around his mouth.

"Didn't you say you want to try on clothes?" Shen Rong pushed his shoulder.

"Try clothes, try clothes!" Zhang Ya took a dark pink sweater and put it on Shen Rong. For some reason, when he saw this color, he felt that his daughter-in-law was as cute as this pink color, so he put it on. Bought one alone.The one-size-fits-all clothes were loosely put on Shen Rong's body, and the colors formed a wonderful contrast.

"Not bad, not bad." Satisfied, Zhang Ya pulled Shen Rong around in a circle, leaned over and kissed again, "Daughter-in-law, I'll take a shower first, wait for me a while!" He let go and pulled Shen Rong Rong Rong's hand, took a few clean clothes and ran into the bathroom.

Shen Rong stood at the same place, lowered the hand that Zhang Ya had just pulled, touched the fabric of the sweater with his palm to smooth out the wrinkles on it, and then twisted the clothes again and held it in the palm of his hand.

After standing in a daze for a while, Shen Rong took off his clothes and put them neatly into the cardboard box. Inside the cardboard box were the sweater Zhang Ya bought for him a while ago, the empty mineral water bottle, and the The water glass that Zhang Ya disliked... He reached out and touched the glass eyeball of his right eye, which was also given to him by that person many years ago, when it was still the feudal era of the hereditary throne.After recalling the past for a while, Shen Rong closed the box full of treasures, tucked into the comfortable bed, closed his eyes and listened to the sound of running water in the bathroom, thinking that his beloved was there, made him feel very at ease.

"Are you really going to blow it up?"

"really!"

Outside the unfinished building, the old Taoist priest and a man in a suit were looking at each other, the old Taoist stared at him fiercely, there was no room for negotiation.

"The pillar in the basement is the key to the magic circle. If you blow it up, the magic circle will break..."

"But it's a load-bearing structure. If it explodes, the whole building is likely to collapse. It will cost hundreds of millions in compensation, and the surrounding residents..."

"Then go and evacuate the residents now!"

"This..." The man in the suit had a troubled expression on his face, "I really can't make a decision about it, why don't you discuss it with the boss when he arrives, I've already contacted him."

While waiting for the boss to arrive, everyone rested temporarily in the nearby vehicles and tents, and did not dare to step into the unfinished building again, for fear that they would be the last scapegoat.Not long after, a black minivan stopped downstairs, and two bodyguards got out of it, one was pushing a wheelchair, and the other was supporting a thin middle-aged man with a pale complexion.

"Mr. Li! You're here!" The man in the suit immediately went up to greet him. He carefully pushed the wheelchair and told him in detail about the old Taoist priest's plan to blow up the real estate.

"Ahem!" Mr. Li covered his mouth symbolically with the white silk handkerchief in his hand. He raised his head and looked up and down at the old Taoist priest with white beard and hair. It seemed that the old man was in good health. Much stronger, "Director Lu, is this the only way?"

"Don't benefactor Li want to sacrifice another person's life to save this real estate?"

"I have invested all of my wealth in this real estate...cough cough cough...how can I agree with you blowing it up!"

"Pindao still wants to ask Li benefactor what ulterior 'secret' is there during the development of this real estate? It can make people willing to forge the evil formation at their own expense! I think your wheelchair is also your own fault!"

"You!" Mr. Li was a little excited, holding on to the handle of the wheelchair and about to stand up.

"Mr. Li, don't be angry!" The man in the suit immediately stepped forward to support Mr. Li, "This Taoist priest has spoken a little faster and can't speak!"

"I don't care! This is my painstaking effort for many years! No one can take it away!" The man who seemed to be mild just now became a little nervous, staring at the old Taoist priest with some red eyes, he shook off The man in the suit stood up from the wheelchair.

Seeing the unkind look of the visitor, the old Taoist moved back, but this movement made Mr. Li's outstretched hands go to nothing, and this made him fall forward uncontrollably.

"Mr. Li!" The man in the suit wanted to reach out to support him, but the wheelchair in the middle prevented him from helping the middle-aged man in front of him immediately. When the man and the bodyguards next to him turned Mr. Li's face over again, there was blood all over his face.It turned out that where he just fell, a sharp stone happened to knock heavily on his forehead.

"This..." The old Taoist felt very bad in his heart. If this is enough to gather seven seven 49 souls, then the magic circle will probably...

Before he reached out his hand to touch the bloody man's nose, the surroundings suddenly cooled down, and there seemed to be howling in the air, and the sound became more and more obvious. Black air, a huge distorted face wrapped in the black air, looking closely at that face, there are many smaller faces struggling and writhing.The huge human face rushed towards Mr. Li who was standing on the ground, and the man in the suit next to him stared at the huge human face and stood there motionless.

"Spread out! Quickly, go and pull the ink string! The poor Taoist is going to take this away today..." Before the old Taoist priest finished his order, a burst of colder low temperature hit, obviously it was only an autumn night, but As if falling into an ice cellar, even the air pressure seems to have changed, making it hard to breathe.

Different from the sharp hissing sound of the mass of black air, there was another deep humming sound in the air, which was extremely depressing.Before the old Taoist could see the huge figure clearly, everything disappeared.

The street lights that had been turned off just now were turned on again, and there were scattered figures scattered on the ground. They were all pressed to the ground by the invisible coercion just now.

"It's him...it's him..." The man in the suit who was frozen in place tremblingly repeated a sentence, his eyes were still full of fear.He just recognized that face. It was Mr. Li's childhood friend. The two had always had a good relationship. Later, they turned against each other because of the development of this real estate. If you want to know the specific details, that is another story. .

The ghost of the evil magic circle was eaten by the Kunshan warriors. The old Taoist priest saw that none of the magic weapons he had carefully arranged for a long time had time to use, and suddenly felt very wronged. Whether it was the living corpse Shen Rong or the one that came today The even more powerful ghost, everything he carefully prepared was useless, and the development of the situation was always beyond his expectations. The old Taoist stood there a little sadly and thought about life for a while.

When Zhang Ya came out of the shower, the dim night light was reflecting the silhouette of the figure on the bed. The quiet little face nestled under the quilt made Zhang Ya smile.He walked over gently, and couldn't help but reach out and touch the soft blue-black skin. When his finger slid to his mouth, the restless little tongue licked Zhang Ya's finger, which made him tremble. , There was a surge of sweetness.

"Did you miss me, baby?" Zhang Ya bent down to kiss that restless little tongue, his hand had slipped into the bed just now, "Daughter-in-law, why is your body so cold, is it cold?"

"Giggle", Shen Rong smiled softly, and the muscles on his face tried to twist and express the master's feelings correctly, "Yeah, a little~"

"Then my husband is going to warm you up tonight!" Just as Zhang Ya lifted the corner of the quilt and hugged Shen Rong to continue making out, his right eye flashed red again inappropriately.

"What's the matter?" The person under him suddenly hugged him tightly, making Zhang Ya also start to get nervous.I don't know how long it took, maybe it was just a few seconds, but the frozen air made him feel like time had also been frozen. Only the sound of Zhang Ya's own heartbeat was left in the room, and he just moved stiffly, Not daring to move.

Until a cool hand gently caressed his head, "It's all right."

"It, did it go?" Zhang Ya gasped with his mouth open, the stagnant air just now made it difficult for him to breathe.

"Well", Shen Rong hugged Zhang Ya's head and kissed his forehead, "My dear, let's continue (*▽*)"

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I, the pigeons are back!Not surprisingly!Surprised or not!