takeaway spoof

Early the next morning, Zhang Ya was dragged out of the interrogation room by two police officers. Before he woke up, he was taken to another room to face the two young Taoist priests.

"Daoist, this, this is?"

"The Guanzhu ordered us to exorcise evil spirits, this benefactor, you just sit in the middle of this magic circle and don't move."

Zhang Ya was toyed with by two little Taoist priests for a long time, his stomach growled even after he hadn't eaten breakfast, and he didn't know how Shen Rong was doing now, was he caught?I just bought him new clothes, so it's going to be a waste.Hmm... The trousers may be a little skinny, and the sweater is a loose style that should be able to be put on by yourself. If he doesn't come back, it won't be too wasteful...

After tossing for more than an hour, Zhang Ya was finally released. I have to sigh, being a Taoist priest is also a physical effort!Zhang Ya looked at his phone, it's 10:[-] in the morning, he should go home and get a small battery to deliver food at noon, emm... an order of three yuan, nothing else, nothing else anyway can do.

There was still a little tail behind Zhang Ya, and the plainclothes policeman not far away was ready to report the traces of Shen Rong's appearance to his superiors at any time.

In the evening, he suddenly became a person delivering food, which made Zhang Ya suddenly feel a little uncomfortable.He finished delivering the last few orders in a daze, touched the amulet stuffed into his arms this morning, and told himself not to be afraid, there were still many pedestrians accompanying him on the road, so he rode home on a small battery .

The window on the fourth floor was pitch black. Zhang Ya stood downstairs, wrapped his coat tightly, and climbed the stairs shrinking. After opening the door, Shen Rong did not come back. Bedding.There seems to be a strange smell in the bed, I don't know if it is rancid or cold spices.The room with the lights turned off was pitch black, and the feeling of emptiness in his arms suddenly made Zhang Ya want to cry.

When Zhang Ya opened his eyes again at dawn, his arms were still empty, Shen Rong's cell phone was also left at home, and there was no way to contact him.So Zhang Ya delivered a day's takeaway in a very lethargic manner.

"What's the matter, you're so listless?" A colleague came over, "Why hasn't your little boyfriend come to accompany you to deliver food these few nights? Have you had a fight?"

Zhang Ya still stared blankly into the distance.

"Breakdown! If you want me to say this is a breakup, let's break up. Look at him, don't infect you with some strange disease..."

"Get out!" Zhang Ya didn't know what was wrong with him. Isn't it just a good thing that the dog skin plaster, the living dead, and the tramp disappeared?Why am I so unhappy.

He still went home alone at night, with a little tail behind him, of course not the one that would make Zhang Ya happy.

After Zhang Ya entered the door, he ate a few mouthfuls of the dinner he had brought back, and then sat down on the edge of the bed. In the past, someone would bother him, but now he was quiet.He threw the broken cardboard box in the corner, stood up and walked over.In addition to a few pieces of torn clothes, there was an old cookbook and an empty plastic bottle inside the carton. It should be the bottle of water I bought for him last time.

Zhang Ya picked up a torn coat at hand, and lay down on the ground decadently.

Every day Zhang Ya is still depressed. After delivering a few takeaways in the evening, he buys a pack of cigarettes after a long absence and sits smoking at the back door of the restaurant.

Behind the little tail at the corner, a horrifying face wrapped in bandages appeared. Before the plainclothes policeman could scream, his mind was hijacked, and then he was thrown into a bus, watching the shadow of the bus going away , Shen Rong slowly approached the figure sitting at the back door of the restaurant.

"...", the terrifying grimace that suddenly appeared beside Zhang Ya scared him and fell off the cardboard box he was sitting on before opening his mouth to shout.

The pale ghost was stunned for a moment, and seemed to turn around and leave.

"Wait," Zhang Ya recognized the bandaged ghost, stretched out his hand and grabbed the cold hand.

The two looked at each other like this.

"Yes, I'm sorry," Zhang Ya let go of his hands in a panic, and when he raised his head to look at him again, the man opened his arms, as if waiting for his hug.

Zhang Ya looked at him in a daze, stood up with one hand on the ground, and finally stretched out his arm to respond to him.

"Woo..." Shen Rong whimpered a little, he hugged his beloved tightly, and tilted his head to kiss his face again and again.

It took a while for Zhang Ya to let go, and he saw that Shen Rong was only wearing an old T-shirt that he got from who didn't know where.He took off his coat and put it on him, suddenly picked him up, ran wildly through the restaurant, and put Shen Rong on the small battery at the front door of the restaurant, no matter how many takeaways the boss called him from behind To send it off, I drove home on a small battery, with some uncontrollable smirks along the way.

The small battery stopped downstairs, Zhang Ya turned his head and said to the people behind him, "Go home?"

"Okay", Shen Rong put his hand on Zhang Ya's shoulder, let him hug her, and touched Zhang Ya's cheek with his dry lips.

Zhang Ya carried Shen Rong back to the small rental room, and he gently put Shen Rong on the soft bed.

"drink water?"

"it is good."

Zhang Ya casually took his water glass from the bedside table and handed it to him. Now he no longer disliked the other party for always drinking from his water glass, and then sat on the small bench by the bed in embarrassment, Know what to say.Sitting on the small bench, he writhed and saw that there was still a dirty T-shirt on Shen Rong's body, so he wanted to take it off.

"Then what, Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen, we don't want this dress, shall we?"

Shen Rong obediently raised his hand, and Ren Zhangya took off the T-shirt.

Zhang Ya threw the T-shirt into the trash basket. He saw that the bandage inside was a little dirty after being outside for the past few days. Thinking about it, he stretched out his hand and pulled it. , revealing a frightening blue-black body, making Zhang Ya stop his hands.

"Yes, I'm sorry", Zhang Ya looked a little scared with that one-eyed gaze.

"Taking a bath? Together?" Shen Rong twitched the muscles at the corners of his mouth, and tried hard to squeeze out a smile that didn't look like a smile. He held Zhang Ya's hand, and the distorted expression on his face startled Zhang Ya even more.

"what?"

"Let's go", Shen Rong took Zhang Ya's hand, kissed him and pulled him towards the bathroom.

The delicate kiss fell on Zhang Ya's lips, and the slippery little tongue got into Zhang Ya's mouth, making Zhang Ya a little addicted to this kiss.He closed his eyes, and the two tongues in his mouth were constantly entangled.Shen Rong pulled his pullover T-shirt and jeans that had already set up a small tent, and he also pulled the bandages on Shen Rong's body.The tactile sensation of the real skin under his hand made Zhang Ya's heart flutter, but when he saw the terrifying body completely exposed under the shower head, Zhang Ya hesitated to continue hugging him.

"I'm ugly, aren't I..."

Zhang Ya looked at his blue-black bald head with a cloudy eyeball embedded in it, and a glass eyeball with dark red runes engraved on the other side, looking down at his dry lips and teeth that had been black and yellow for years, But when he thought of the taste of the slippery little tongue inside, he couldn't help but feel a little bit moved.Zhang Ya blinked his eyes, and his eyes drifted to one side. This face that was not a living person could not be compared with beauty anyway, but if it was the truth, it would not be wrong if it hurt him. In the end, he just closed his eyes and hugged him. over him.

"Giggle", Shen Rong laughed, stretched out his hand to turn off the light in the toilet, hugged Zhang Ya's shoulder, leaned over and kissed him, "Don't be afraid", he gently stroked the person in front of him. With her face, it seems that everything is still the same as it was thousands of years ago, and it seems that it is still those years of staying together.

The warm water in the shower made Zhang Ya feel that the body he held in his arms was not so cold today, and the touch of the real skin under his hands gave him a strange feeling.He responded to the restless uvula in his mouth, trying not to think about the appearance that did not belong to a living person.

At the same time, the old Taoist master was still reading books and files in the unfinished building while thinking about this sinister magic circle. According to records, this magic circle should be guided by the caster himself, and he will be thrown into this magic circle as the first step. A contract is signed with each soul, and when the magic circle is finally completed, 49 ghosts will refine a ghost, and all the souls will be trapped here, unable to be reborn forever, and this place will also become a bad place where resentment gathers.Could it be that the person who set up the magic circle had some deep hatred for the boss who built the building, and he even didn't hesitate to sacrifice everything of himself.The only tricky thing now is, what exactly is the token used as an introduction? The underground parking lot has been searched all over, and even ultrasonic detection is used, but the items found have no effect on the magic circle at all.

When Zhang Ya woke up again, his body, which had no temperature at first, was already warmed by his covering. He closed his eyes and touched Shen Rong's body. It felt good. Although it was a living corpse, Shen Rong's body was hugged. It's also surprisingly soft.The person in his arms arched against his chest, causing the corners of Zhang Ya's mouth to curl up. He leaned forward and kissed Shen Rong's cheek, and then opened his eyes in a daze.When he opened his eyes, all he could see was the black skin and ugly face, Zhang Ya's heart jumped a few times in shock, and he almost jumped up.

A cloudy eye and a glass eyeball printed with runes stared at Zhang Ya.

"I, I..." Zhang Ya looked at him and didn't know what to say.

"Husband~", the owner of the hoarse voice pulled Zhang Ya away, and put his head into Zhang Ya's arms, Zhang Ya's whole body was flaky when he shouted, as if he had fallen into cotton candy.

"do you like me?"

"...", Zhang Ya struggled for a moment, but still hugged him tightly, and stammered, "Hi, like...", his hands were on Shen Rong's body Feeling, accidentally felt a big seam on his stomach, "What is this? Are you injured?"

"..." The head of the person in his arms rubbed against Zhang Ya's chest, after a moment of silence, he said, "The wound was a long time ago, and the internal organs were rotten, so I cut a hole and took it out." Yes... I packed some spices, do you like the smell?"

"...", Zhang Ya imagined the scene of cutting his belly open, and couldn't help feeling a little disgusted and a little scared, "You can still change spices..."

"Yeah, what flavor do you like?" Shen Rong raised his head, looking at him with two different eyes.

"No, no need." Zhang Ya moved his hand on his belly to another place, thinking about the scene of cutting open his belly to replace stuffing, it was really too weird, "It's fine now ", he hugged the person in his arms a little tighter, although the appearance was a bit ugly, but it felt good to hug him, thinking of this, he closed his eyes, and kissed Shen Rong's cheek again.

The old Taoist priest has found out that the soul of the spellcaster should already be in the magic circle, so what does the living corpse Shen Rong have to do with this case?Is it an accomplice?

"Captain Wang, do you have any news? How are you doing with Zhang Ya these days? Have you found any trace of the living corpse Shen Rong?"

"Oh, investigator Xiao Li is missing!"

"Is that what Shen Rong did?"

"I'm looking for it, I'll let you know when I have news!"

The old Taoist looked at the busy figure of Captain Wang, and couldn't help feeling a little sad. The scouts over there were gone, and the destruction of the magic circle had failed. Thinking about it, he stopped Captain Wang worriedly, "Let everyone take the amulets and don't die anymore, or the things in the formation will be refined, and it will be difficult to clean up!"

"Fang Guanzhu, what do you think of the situation? When will the construction continue?" The man in a suit who had been wandering around the unfinished building came over after Captain Wang left.

"What kind of enemy does your boss have? Someone wants to make your boss feel bad!"

The man in the suit frowned, and said in a low voice, "It's too much to say about petty hatred, but I don't know about the deep hatred that is desperate for life. I will come back to you after I go back and ask the boss." Let's talk, and please deal with these ghosts and magic circles as soon as possible."

"Pindao must do his best!"

In the evening, when Zhang Ya was delivering food while humming a little song, he saw Shen Rong appearing in the fast food restaurant where he worked.

"Why are you here!" Zhang Ya rushed over and took Shen Rong's hand in a few steps, "What if the police priests see you and arrest you!"

"It doesn't matter to me," Shen Rong leaned over and kissed the corner of Zhang Ya's mouth, "I'm just worried that the magic circle of the unfinished building will still be harmful to you."

"Isn't there a lot of policemen and Taoist priests in that place? How can the magic circle do anything wrong?"

"I want to accompany you to deliver food!"

The other employees in the store looked at the backs of the two and couldn't help gossiping in a low voice.

The seat behind him was no longer empty, as if his heart had been filled, Zhang Ya touched the hand clasped around his waist, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.After delivering the takeaway in the evening and returning home, Zhang Ya's small rental house was lit with warm lights again.

It's just that there is still a small tail downstairs staring at the glowing window. It is a new investigator. The last investigator found it at a bus terminal this evening. When he found it, he was in a daze. Sleeping with absolutely no memory of what happened.Looking at the old Taoist priest again, he tried a few captured ghosts as bait, but still failed, it seemed that the magic circle was only interested in living souls.

A few days after Ansheng, this morning, when Zhang Ya was sleeping soundly with his baby in his arms, there was another knock on the door.

"Boom boom boom!"

Zhang Ya buried his head into the pillow, the knock on the door was still ringing.

"There's no one in the house! Stop knocking!"

Just as he was talking, the door was opened, and several plainclothes policemen and Taoist priests rushed in, pointing the black muzzle at Zhang Ya just like last time.

The eyes of the old Taoist priest and Zhang Ya on the bed met for a while, and he didn't know whether it was embarrassment or anger. Although he had already guessed the relationship between the two, the image of the two sharing the same bed was still too powerful. "You, you don't want to die!" He turned his back and said, "I'll come in later!"

"What kind of plane are you doing again!" Zhang Ya frowned, taking the clothes with one hand and pulling up Shen Rong who had just shrunk under the quilt with the other, "Put your hands on the clothes!"

The few policemen in the room also turned their backs. After Zhang Ya and Shen Rong got dressed, the old Taoist priest came in again. He looked at Zhang Ya's small rental house with some distaste, "Tell me honestly." Bar!"

Shen Rong sat on the edge of the bed with a crooked body, crumpled up the talisman paper arranged in the room and threw it to the old Taoist priest standing at the door.

"You!" This is the talisman drawn by the old Taoist master after bathing and fasting, but he didn't expect it to be able to hurt the living corpse. At this moment, he stared at Shen Rong with wide eyes angrily, holding the crumpled talisman in his hand Zhi was so angry that he didn't know where to vent it.

"Even if you are not afraid of my talisman paper and spells, you should think about the people next to you." Several black muzzles were pointing at Zhang Ya, and the old Taoist priest was still thinking about what Shen Rong was. I have never seen such a living corpse before, and his movements are not much different from ordinary people. I don't know if he still has the thinking ability of ordinary people.

"Then let me make it clear to you today. I have nothing to do with the magic circle in the basement. Instead of pestering me here now, why don't you go and see how those two students are doing?" Shen Rong was very impatient to be woken up by troublesome people, got up and rushed up angrily, "Okay, you can take your people and get out!"

"Today you..." halfway through the old Taoist's long words, Shen Rong glared at the living corpse, the runes on the glass eyes glowed faintly red, suddenly it seemed as if it had fallen into an ice cellar, and the air seemed to freeze It made it difficult to breathe, and the harder the heart beat, the more unable to move the limbs.

"roll!"

All the pressure suddenly disappeared, causing the old Taoist priest to almost fall, and the little Taoist priest beside him hurriedly supported him, "Master...how about, why don't we go first..."

There were two circles of policemen downstairs in the rented house. The old priest thought he was fully prepared, but unexpectedly he underestimated the strength of this living corpse. He didn't know who he was, but he was afraid that he would not be able to take him down today.

"Let's go and find those two students!" The old Taoist stepped out of the room unwillingly, "We'll discuss it another day!"

"Boom!" Shen Rong slammed the door behind him very unhappy.

"My little ancestor, please be gentle!" Zhang Ya climbed up and looked at the door with some distress, "If it is broken, the landlord will have to pay for it!" He opened the door and felt it again, only then did he feel relieved closed.

"What student? What happened?" Zhang Ya looked at Shen Rong who was sitting by the bed in a daze, and the latter leaned over and hugged him.

"Don't you know that someone jumped off the building again a few days ago?"

"what!?"

When Shen Rong finally finished explaining to him, Zhang Ya was sitting in front of a food stall eating something.

"So these days you must follow me closely and never leave, do you understand?"

"I won't run away again!" Zhang Ya said while stuffing the steamed buns into his mouth.

"The last victim is very likely to appear among the three of you who survived by chance, do you understand!" Shen Rong stood up with one hand and grabbed Zhang Ya's collar with the other, "Refining into the magic circle You don't even have a soul anymore, and you don't even think about reincarnation in the future!"

The vicious tone made Zhang Ya a little scared, he swallowed the steamed buns in his mouth, looked into Shen Rong's eyes and said cautiously, "I know, I will definitely follow you closely..."